"My brother and I just waterboarded each other"

You can't say "DUmmie" without saying "DUmb" and the DUmmies have proved just how DUmb they are just from the very title of this THREAD: "My brother and I just waterboarded each other." That's right, a couple of DUmmies who are not even trained in the waterboarding technique, decided to try it out as an experiment. They came close to winning half a Darwin Award. What's next. Apply electric shocks to each other's testicles? So let us now look at these two DUmmies waterboard each other in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking these two need to be hit over the head with a waterboard to knock some sort of sense into them, is in the [brackets]:

My brother and I just waterboarded each other... yup, it's torture..

[DON'T DOUSE ME, BRO!]

I was thinking about the AG confirmation and how Mukasey isn't certain that waterboarding constitutes torture. And then I started thinking about how Rudy Giuliani doesn't believe waterboarding is torture either. So I figured I'd find out for myself. I mean if it isn't torture, it can't be that bad, right? Let me tell you this, it's not pleasant. And we were operating under circumstances where we absolutely knew that the other person wasn't going to kill us with the technique.

[How about accidentally due to idiocy? Have you two tried hanging yourselves to see if that is effective?]

I was wiped out after four tries. My best time was 20 seconds, and I literally gritted it out. It took about all I had, so much so that right afterward on my last try I barely lasted 9 seconds. My brother tried it a few more times than I did. He beat me on average times, but his highest was 18 seconds.

[You need to try harder if you expect to make it into the Guinness Book of Records.]

I would say that if somebody was repeatedly waterboarded it would not take a whole helluva lot to break them. Immediately a person feels panicked, and that's without the additional fear of thinking that their captors are actually trying to murder them. It's a pretty harrowing ordeal for the time that you are being subjected to it. It's definitely torture. And if anybody doesn't believe it, then they should try it themselves. According to an ABC news report CIA officers who subject themselves to it only last an average of 14 seconds. And those are people who are trained to withstand different types of torture.

[Trying to thin out the ranks of DUmmieland by suggesting they should try waterboarding themselves?]

Why is is so difficult? Well, immediately you start to gag on water. Plus you have cellophane over your face, blocking your nose, so you can't breathe well anyway, and then water is rushing over your face and into your mouth. Within seconds you're gagging and spitting and struggling. It seems like an eternity. The first time I did it, I was not prepared at all. I lasted nine seconds and that seem like quite a bit of time. The time I lasted 20 was part luck. I somehow was able to spit the water out enough so that I wasn't gagging too much. Then I just held my breath and tried to gut it out for a few seconds.

[I can't help but laugh at the STUPIDITY of these untrained DUmmies performing near death experiences on each other.]

But as I said earlier, that 20 seconds wiped me out. The next time out, I was pretty weakened. So I could see after several times how somebody would spill their guts about anything just to make it stop.

[Ah! So you admit that waterboarding WORKS.]

And I could also see how it would be dangerous to someone who was already in poor health. If a person with a heart condition was waterboarded several times, it wouldn't surprise me if it instigated a heart attack or something.

[It wouldn't surprise me if it instigated brain death in you and your DUmmie brother.]

So yeah, it's torture. And if Rudy or Dick Cheney or anybody else doesn't think it is, well, I'd like to see how they would react if they had it done to them.

[I am reacting with LAUGHTER just trying to envision you and DUmmie brother waterboarding each other. And now to hear from the other DUmmies...]

Is your name Jamie from the MythBusters?

[My name is PJ from DUmmieBusters.]

As with all of their stunts, they urge people "not to try this at home" so that's probably why they haven't done any other torture techniques that are far more dangerous, like waterboarding.

[Leave it to untrained DUmmies to try waterboarding at home.]

I applaud you for your craziness... The scientific method is the best way to obtain knowledge.

[They used the DUmmie method.]

We need someone near DC to take that show on the road, ala Michael Moore's 'patriot act' truck. Someone needs to set up shop outside the house and senate to offer free samples for supporters of the technique.

[Maybe you can have people pay you to waterboard them just like they paid for bungee jumping years ago until folks realized that you can get really hurt that way.]

Does their mother know they're doing this?! Boys, I TOLD YOU a thousand times. No waterboarding in the house.

[No waterboarding in Mommy's basement.]

the sad thing is I'm supposed to be an adult. 33 next month.


[LOL! And you and your brother are still performing dopey waterboarding stunts?]

let me know when you get the dentist drill and go all Marathon man.

[Next time the DUmmie Brothers will drill holes in each other's teeth while asking, "Is it safe?"]

No offense ,but a do-it-yourself-at-home experiment in waterboarding sounds like an application for the Darwin Award.

[In this case, TWO Darwin Awards.]

I saw it done a few times. I think a Fox correspondent did it once. You have to do it as safe as possible, and not keep doing it over and over and over. A few times is more than enough. But yeah, it could get pretty dangerous quickly.

[Such intense training you had.]

Don't knock till you've tried it. I tried my best to simulate the conditions on my own with just a wash rag over my face, and even when I HAD THE POWER TO STOP IT it still scared the begeezus out of me.

[Self water boarding.]

Did you film it?? It's make a good segment for "Jackass".

[The DUmmie Brothers making Jackasses out of themselves.]

I'm a columnist and will probably write about it so people will grasp it a little better and understand how sick the advocates of it are. How many people have you tried to inform lately?

[A columnist? For which freebie rag?]

"I Weep for the Freepers" ---Perry Logan

Since I am way too nervous right now to post a regular DUFU edition, I am presenting more comedy entertainment from Leftwing NUtcase, Perry Logan. And why am I currently a bundle of nerves? Because I just found out that the finalists in the 2007 Weblog Awards will be announced tomorrow. I wish I could tell you that I won't be disappointed if the DUmmie FUnnies don't make it into the finals but I would be lying if I told you that. The fact is that this is the THIRD try for the DUmmie FUnnies to get into the finals. If/WHEN the DUmmie FUnnies makes it into the finals then we stand a VERY GOOD chance of winning since I have a game plan prepared which I will announce later (I hope). Meanwhile just think about this...if/WHEN the DUmmie FUnnies wins as the FUnniest Blog on the Web then the foibles of the lunatic left which comprises the major part of the left will be exposed to MANY more people. I sure know that such a win will cause Pied Piper Pitt to hit the bar really hard at Bukowski's.

Okay, enough with my personal anxieties and back to this video. First off, Perry Logan is flat out LYING when he says that the Free Republic couldn't raise ANY money at their pledge drive. The inconvenient truth is that ALL of the FR pledge drives meet their goal. In DUmmieland, where Perry Logan is a member, they are so embarrassed by their pledge drive results they never tell you how much they actually raised. All they give is the total number of donations. However, this is not to say that this Perry Logan act, despite his flat out LIE, wasn't laughable. He basically takes the phrase, "I Weep for the Freepers" and stretches it out into a 9 minute act. It's so STUPID that it is FUnnie because we are laughing AT you Perry. Subtlety isn't exactly his strong point. A Mort Sahl he is NOT. However, despite his failings, if/WHEN the DUFUs wins the 2007 Weblog Awards, Li'l Beaver will use his newfound influence to see if he can get Perry Logan to be the featured entertainer at the Democrat National Convention next summer. His appearance alone would ensure an extra 10 million Republican votes in the election.

DUmmies Share Their Out Of Mind Experiences

Ever have an out of body experience? No? That is because you are probably just some ordinary EVIL rightwinger who has not reached the high spiritual plane of the DUmmies. It seems that for the DUmmies, having an out of body experience is very common. Of course, there is another name for out of body experiences. It is called HALLUCINATIONS which is why I prefer the term "out of mind experiences." One of the reasons why I left California is because almost all the chicks there sounded just like the one in the video at the bottom of this blog edition. It's not exactly easy to carry on a conversation with some woman when she is constantly wandering off blabbering about visiting other astral planes. And the DUmmies are in their own mental astral plane as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Anyone else ever have this feeling?" So let us now watch the DUmmies enter another astral plane in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that he is a 30,000 year old reincarnated being from the fifth dimension who materializes in your astral plane once every 6000 years in a Las Vegas hotel suite, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone else ever have this feeling?

[I already have the feeling of an out of mind experience just reading this DUmmie thread.]

I can be walking along, thinking of something, or not thinking at all, and suddenly I get the sensation that I am peering out at the world from another body. Sometimes it has been a being from the past, but recently it has been another soul who is very much alive in the here and now. I figure the beings from the past may be past incarnations--and perhaps the other is to remind me of the connection that I have with this other living person, one that is strong but which I still don't quite understand.

[I think this is what is known as an ACID TRIP.]

Have you had such experiences? What are your thoughts about them?

[My thought is that you need to increase your lithium dosage.]

No, this has never happened to me but I totally agree...
that we have access to both our future and past incarnations. (Realizing that the future and past aren't really so.) Additionally, I believe that we can be incarnated as more than one person during the same time in history.

[You were simultaneously Nostradamus and a Panamanian moth.]

Also, the channelled being with whom I work says that we all have a higher entity which has multiple souls under it. (Sort of like a hand is the entity and its fingers are the separate souls.) He said that we can access these other souls that are connected to our own particular entity, and we can even influence what they do. (Of course, he was talking about influencing in a positive way, although maybe it's also possible to influence in a negative way.)

[Yeah, I can just picture two truckers hauling a load cross-country. One is just a regular mortal and the other is a channeled being.]

I agree there are parallel as well as past and future incarnations. Things can leak through at times

[I already know your brain has leaked thru your skull.]

Seth called that higher entity the Oversoul

[Technically known as the Obersoul.]

I sort of wonder if that isn't how this living person and I are connected. I've seen the person in my dreams several times, and we have actually met. When we did, we communicated telepathically at first--it was in a crowded room. Then the other person came up to me, shook my hand, and called me by name, even though we had never met and the other person didn't know what I looked like (though he did know about me because of mutual work on an international project). I'd like to think experiences like that, and literally seeing things from another's perspective, are harbingers of what will be commonplace in the future.

[ I... had an experience... I can't prove it, I can't even explain it, but everything that I know as a human being, everything that I am tells me that it was real! I was given something wonderful, something that changed me forever... A vision of the universe, that tells us, undeniably, how tiny, and insignificant and how... rare, and precious we all are! A vision that tells us that we belong to something that is greater then ourselves, that we are *not*, that none of us are alone! I wish... I... could share that... I wish, that everybody, if only for one... moment, could feel... that awe, and humility, and hope. But... That continues to be my wish.]

It could be that the lines are blurring between your past lives. Does this make sense?

[I think the acid blurring the brain synapses is a better explanation.]

I've tried to "go back" to these other beings at times--one was an old Native American, of a Plains tribe--I thought of him when I have done Lakota ceremony. The other was a monk from the Middle Ages who spent his life hand-copying manuscripts--I think of him when I do calligraphy, and sometimes he just "drops in" when I lay pen to paper.

[You just missed out on meeting with the HOPI ELDERS.]

I have a REALLY strong affinity for the Lakota and have caught glimpses of a former life as one. In fact, I spent several months with a group of people I felt I "knew" instantly (for better or worse--not all the feelings were warm and fuzzy), and the girl I became closest to said she had a flash that we were all members of a Lakota tribe, possibly a group of elders, centuries ago (she didn't know my affinity for the Lakota at the time). I didn't doubt her--she was very in tune with her psychic ability and guides.

[The time of the lonely wolf is over.
Gather yourselves!
Banish the word struggle from your attitude and vocabulary.
All that we do now must be done in a sacred manner and in celebration.]

My husband is a pipe carrier in the Lakota tradition, and I've been doing ceremony since I met him. My flashes are of a time before this one, so it could be that we were a part of the same ancient group.

[I bet you haven't touched your husband's pipe since the Age of Aquarius back in 1969.]

Color me crazy, but I think that's the explanation of both Joan of Arc's voices and her unlearned expertise in warfare. Her "saints" were her former selves, whom she identified in a manner acceptable to her own culture and faith.

[I already have the crayons out and am coloring you crazy.]

I feel as if the "me" I know is somehow outside myself, and another being steps in for a brief period of time.

[The technical term for this condition is SCHIZOPHRENIA.]

I also get the feeling sometimes that, instead of "not being 'me'", I'm still me but the world is "new". Like...I'll be driving in some area I know very (VERY) well, and all of a sudden it will seem foreign to me. Timeslips, realityslips...?

[Sanityslips...?]

Sometimes I wake up and ask who am i? why am I here? where IS here?

[The same feeling one gets when surfing DUmmieland.]

My body feels foreign, unnatural and I have to claw my way to full consciousness. No panic or fear, just pure bewilderment. Then something falls into place and I remember everything. I just thought it was weird and wondered what the heck I was doing in my sleep that got me so out of wack with this reality.

[I'm wondering what you are doing while awake to get you so out of wack with this reality.]

Perhaps you are communing with the Oneness.

[Or perhaps you are communing with the Twoness.]

It is like The Matrix, isn't it? We get flashes of the truth behind the illusion and it confuses us, but it's something we really need to pay attention to and embrace.

[Al Gore wrote a REVIEW of The Matrix Reloaded and couldn't figure out what the hell was going on in that flick.]

there have been times in my life when I knew for sure I was in Reality

[Those were very fleeting moments.]

My state feels like I'm dreaming. It was very prevalent today at work.

[I sure hope you're not an airline pilot.]

Due to my personal belief system, I think I am walking on the divide, touching a higher dimension. It is there and it is obvious there is sooo much more. I'm only scratching the surface. Sometimes I also sense someone very close to me.

[The someone you sense very close to you is your shrink who is writing on his pad: "Just plain NUTS!!!"]

I'm really digging the revival of energy and spiritual dynamics. So many people are paying attention to it. DU has a fraction of practitioners. The whole experience gives much to think about and speculate. I think the woman at work who caused so much trouble for me is becoming denser and darker. This morning my co-worker was stressed because he had been working with her all week. He said, "she is MEAN . just MEAN .. she is mean to everyone. I know. She has always been mean to me. He was almost in tears because he thought I was going to get on the rag train when I mentioned one of the orders wasn't marked correctly. He made a snap and I ignored it and went into the cooler. When I came out, was when he practically begged me not to be mean. That is so sad. I assured him I was in a great mood and he wouldn't be getting any problems from me. This guy has his own small landscape company. The jobs aren't small, but the quantity is. He is a perfect example of what happens when they torment someone constantly. Quality suffers when someone is being undermined all the time. There was some snotty stuff aimed at me, but it didn't even come near. I don't need it. I consider the shop a safe place. The worst that could happen would be to lose my job. I'm not worried about that. My concern is to learn as much as I can, bring home some bacon, and enjoy my life. But as far as developing, it is also a pretty perfect place. If they want me to play the bad girl role, I'll decline. I don't think they can keep it alive without my participation.

[How I long for the days when workers merely desired more pay and longer lunch breaks. Nowadays, companies also must cater to the imaginary psychic needs of their space cadet employees.]

You would really freak everyone out by teaching everyone techniques to strengthen their auras (protection against negativity).

[One such technique used by Bill Clinton is aural sex.]

The man I mention is very spiritually open. He's an astrologer and reads Tarot, etc. I'm going to talk to him about the aura cleansing. I've never really done that in particular, but will definitely do so from now on.

[He will also throw in a colon cleansing with a banana yogurt enema.]

What is your method for clearing auras?

[Just use that banana yogurt enema on your inner skull.]

clearing auras. I created a program to do it with radionics, but of course that is not at all necessary. A pendulum would make it a lot easier though--with the method of just connecting with the negative energy, locating it, telling it to leave any area of influence on you, and then scrambling and smoothing the energy. One could do this with each of the auric fields around the body--this way it is a tiny bit like a very slow, unemotional (read: more boring) exorcism of sorts.

[Practical medical advice from Dr. Auric Goldfinger.]

Can I jump in? Have you ever tried Reiki? It can be the-boss-from-heck repellent. I know someone who Reiki-ed her friend's workspace including using the symbols ChoKuRei & SeiHeiKi sending with the intention to protect and transmute anything negative. Her friend's boss went from literally getting in her face and shaking her finger at her like a naughty child to giving instructions from several yards away spoken in a normal tone of voice.

[REIKI!
LUCY!
WAAH!!! REIKI!]

Perry Logan Claims the Right Have Stupid Ideas Implanted In Their Brains

WOW! Talk about projection! Take a look at STUPID Perry Logan claiming that the Right have stupid ideas implanted in their brains. Um, Perry, you might be a tad more convincing if your dopey act were not so repetitively stupid. The one good thing about this video is that it is mercifully brief at only a couple of minutes compared to Logan's previous RANT featured here in the DUmmie FUnnies. Right now the only stupid idea implanted in my brain is this STUPID video from Perry Logan. On the upside, I did get a good laugh AT his stupidity.

There is a cameo appearance by "God" in this video so allow me this prayer: Please, dear God, make Perry Logan a featured entertainer at the Democrat National Convention next summer.

DUmmie Rupert Pupkin Performs From The Basement

Remember Rupert Pupkin from the movie, The King of Comedy? He was both laughable as well as sadly pathetic when performing for an imaginary audience in his mommy's basement. Well, we now have a real life Rupert Pupkin in the form of DUmmie Perry Logan performing from another basement. And yes, he is also sad and laughable. Not laughable as in laughing with him but in laughing AT him. DUmmie Perry Logan (an actual member of DUmmieland) is ALREADY celebrating the 2008 election. Why? Because some poll showed the Democrats leading the Republicans by 52% to 31%. What the poll is exactly, DUmmie Perry Logan never says. All we know is that he is in the End Zone spiking the football and doing a victory dance over an event that is still a year in the future. In fact he stretches out his acid trip victory dance for a full nine and a half minutes. I could say more about this incredibly SURREAL video which offers an embarrassing look into the psyche of DUmmie Perry Logan but I can't even begin to describe it. This is something to watch at party events to demonstrate to your friends the sheer LUNACY of the Left. So let us dim the lights for now and paraphrase a bit from The King of Comedy:

Perry's Mom: Perry? What are you doing down there?

Perry Logan: MOM!

Rhodes "Scholars" Discuss Blackwater & California Fires

In yesterday's DUFU EDITION we saw how Randi Rhodes suggested that Blackwater started the California fires. Today we shall read how Randi's fans, the Rhodes "Scholars" on her official message board, agree with their Bloody Mary guzzling heroine. Their tinfoil hat rantings can be seen in this THREAD titled, "Blackwater trying to set up in California." So let us now watch the Rhodes "Scholars" fall face down on the sidewalk with their conspiracy theories in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if guzzling down 14 Bloody Marys will make it into the Guinness Book of Records, is in the [brackets]:

Blackwater trying to set up in California,

[Randi trying to sit up on the pavement,]

Blackwater USA, the private right-wing mercenary army that has spiraled out of control in Iraq, is trying to set up a para-military base right here in California, populated by 360 staff and "students." They want to acquire 824 acres of land in a sleepy rural corner of San Diego County to build a mercenary training facility, consisting of 15 firing ranges, a helipad, and a heavy vehicle operator's course covering the equivalent of 10 football fields....

[And don't forget the Olympic size waterboarding pool.]

Did the rep say the fires started in Potrero?

[Case closed...GUILTY!!!]

Yes and either at or NEAR the facility Blackwater is trying to set up their training facility:

[GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!]

I thought blackwater was involved in this. I called it a couple of days ago.

[You're so clever that you even beat Randi to the fortified punch.]

Does anyone know the names of the "scary" books that Randi mentioned on the show today? One was about Blackwater.

[The other was Grimm's Fairy Tales.]

Respectfully I would wait for more information. You also thought Randi was the victim of a right-wing hate attack and well ... you know how that went.

[Randi Rhodes was the victim of 14 angry right-wing Bloody Marys.]

We don't need to continue pushing conspiracy theories. There is NO evidence right now to support that at this time.

[Too bad Randi isn't taking your advice. However, she will take your Bloody Mary mix recipe.]

wow.... this is getting weirder and weirder. It's like someone has waged war on us.

[14 Bloody Marys should calm you down all the way to the sidewalk.]

I have to admit, when I heard about the fire starting in Potrero I thought, "Hmm. How convenient."

[Spaketh the Wildfire Truther.]

Last night Mike Malloy mentioned that he has a suspicion that these fires were set and he said that sounds conspiratorial but after all the years under bushco, truth is scarce and at a premium these days. Mike Malloy also said the wildfires can be used as a great distraction...but this story puts a whole new twist on it.

[All Air America radio hosts come equipped with heavy duty tinfoil hats.]

You know, we might be wrong to suspect Blackwater, but that is how crimes are solved, although in this present day Bizarro world, bushco would have us believe we are crazy for thinking such a thing. That's exactly how they want it, but all crimes have SUSPECTS and LEADS and INFORMANTS and HUNCHES!!! So we should not feel guilty for one milisecond about suspecting Blackwater.

[And all you have to go on are SUPECTS and HUNCHES since there are no LEADS and INFORMANTS.]

It's called "brainstorming". Let the hunches flow, then start connecting the dots. Sometimes the most bizarre hunch is the one that unlocks the door!

[I have a bizarre hunch that your brain is covered with lots of disconnecting dots.]

Before we go declaring all sorts of sinister motivations and plots, lets take a lesson from Ms. Rhodes' recent injuries and wait for an announcement. It would be a little embarrasing to go through it all again just to find that some poor soul just picked the wrong time and wrong place to decide to try and smoke a Marlboro Cigarette.

[No. Let's take a lesson from Ms. Rhodes' who claimed in an e-mail to Air America that she was MUGGED.]

also there are apparently some blackwater on governor terminatior"s staff...has the gov decided that the black shirts are the ss of amerikas future?? and he wants to be the photo op symbol of their muscle...no no that would just be too much self absorption...wouldnt it rush ...arnold after all smokes 10,000$ worth of havana cigars a month...hes one of us!!! yay yey...look whio we hang out with BLACKWATER AND THE TERMINATOR...SEIG HEIL!!!

[Working on Bloody Mary #15?]

So it makes one wonder if it wasn't Blackwater who had this done (I'm sure they'll be able to keep their hands clean - hired someone. Wouldn't even be surprised if they hired someone who will soon be found dead. Or maybe is dead already - killed in the fire don't you know).

[They hired the same team that set the demolition charges on the Twin Towers (and WTC7). That group knows how to keep their mouths shut.]

Of course Blackwater (or those that have a vested interest in Blackwater) set the fires. How many "convenient coincidences" like this will it take for Americans to finally wake up an realize that it has been an "inside job" before (and including) 911 all along. How many civil liberties must we loose before we pull our heads out of the sand and realize that we are under siege by the powers that be in our government? And more importantly, what is "before it is too late" - what the hell are we going to do about it?! Anything we do in an attempt to protect this country and restore our civil liberties will be construed as "terrorism" and then Blackwater will simply do what their being paid for and kill us.

[How long before Alex Jones starts hawking "Cali Wildfires Was An Inside Job" T-shirts?]

With everything we've seen in the last few years would it really surprise anyone that Blackwater hired someone to set fires to get what they want? After all, for Prince, it's not just money - he's on a mission from God. People's homes and the deaths of a few mean nothing in the larger realm of things. If they get what they want, it means that they can build their new facility, grow their private army and achieve their dream of a private navy and air force as well. The will become the world's largest private Mercenary force and can help those who are now trying to take over the world (BushCo, Carlyle, et al) in their quest. They will have no need of borders or governments. Sure, sounds like some sort of thriller novel but, as they say, truth is ALLways stranger than fiction.

[And the way David Baldacci has been buying into loony left conspiracy theories, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if his next novel is based on this theme. I hope they serve Bloody Marys at his book party.]

As a trained arson investigator, I would like to point out that, if it determined that the fire is arson, you look for suspects who have motive, means and opportunity. Unless they find a ranting lunatic fire bug, Black Water is the top of the list. That they are such an unethical bunch of dirtbags does not say anything to rule them out, either.

[Based on NO evidence, I say "GUITY!!!"]

Who are these investigators? Who decides and hires them?

[Blackwater of course. Hee! Hee!]

Randi Rhodes Suggests That Blackwater Started California Fires

Apparently Randi Rhodes suffered worse head injuries than originally thought when she was ASSAULTED last week by 14 Bloody Marys. Air America is the main Leftwing radio network (which means it is tottering on the verge of collapse) and Randi Rhodes is their primary host. So what does it say about the left when their primary representative on the radio sounds like a flat out Moonbat with her theory that the wildfires in Southern California were started by Blackwater. Read her ranting below and for verification check out the audio above. Hey, Randi, maybe it you really weren't attacked by 14 Bloody Marys. Perhaps it was Blackwater thugs that wanted to silence your Moonbat rantings.

I started just doing Google searches to try and figure out. You know, arson, arson, it was like crazy trying to figure out why is that being downplayed? Why is that, you know, just a small part of the story? And you know, every time I look for it what comes up, believe it or not, is that Blackwater wants to move to San Diego and build this giant complex in San Diego right where most of the evacuations are taking place and you know. You just know wherever there is fire, this administration will be out there doing what it does best and that is fanning the flames, you know. It just spooks me, I can’t explain to you how creepy this whole thing is that you know, you’ve got these fires. Some of them are thought to be the work of arsonists and in the same breath you’ve got a community that’s on fire that just recently protested Blackwater West. Just recently said no to Blackwater and apparently you don’t do that. I mean, I don’t even know what to think. You know, nobody is saying Blackwater set the fires, that is nobody that doesn’t want their house burned down. Nobody is saying that, but it is all so bizarre that this is America and you have to sort of sit there and wonder … arson, same place Blackwater West wants to be, people protesting. And then you find out that some of the guys that used to work for Blackwater are now in Schwarzenegger’s administration. It’s all so creepy.

(h/t: ianschwartz.com)

"KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!"

And yet another DUFU edition in which I supplement the regular text DUFU with the embedded video which you can see below. A big shout out here to Freeper michigander who supplied me with this new video edition Li'l Beaver which I will be sure to use frequently in the future.

Well, impeachment fever has struck the DUmmies (and KOmmies) again even though it is politically TOO LATE to even try to attempt it. Let's see, Dennis the Menace introduces impeachment late in November and even if everything goes right (which it won't) the earliest you can start impeachment is late in the winter...right in the middle of political campaign season. Yeah, just want Hillary wants. An impeachment that sucks all the news out of her campaign. However, hope will never die with the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled "KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!" They will probably be attempting to introduce Chimpeachment this time next year in order to desperately beat the clock before January 20, 2009 when President Romney is inaugurated. On a personal note, I am well familiar with the Miami Dade Kendall College campus where this impeachment video from last April was recorded. It is interesting to note that the students there are VERY apolitical so most of the BDS morons you see in the video are NOT students. Please note about 3:20 into the video when some leftwing chick chants a communist slogan in Spanish. So let us now watch the DUmmies catch the latest case of Chimpeachment fever in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Moonbat Samm Simpson for providing some great YouTube visuals of the BDS loons, is in the [brackets]:

KUCINICH TO MOVE IMPEACHMENT BEFORE THANKSGIVING!

[A BIG TURKEY DELIVERED JUST IN TIME FOR THANKSGIVING! THANKS, DENNIS!]

At 9 pm New Jersey time, Tuesday, October 23rd, in a nationwide phone call to impeach organizers presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich announced he will go before the U.S. House of Representatives on a point of personal privilege to move the impeachment of Dick Cheney. Mr. Kucinich stated he will bring the impeachment forward before Thanksgiving. As soon as we learn more details we will post them immediately. NOW's the time to put pressure on all representatives, and tell them you will support only those candidates who get on board with impeachment and Dennis Kucinich's HRes 333 to impeach Cheney. CALL NOW - here are toll-free phone numbers you can use to call congressional offices in DC: 866.340.9281 - 866.338.1015 - 877.851.6437 - 800.828.0498 - 800.459.1887 - 800.614.2803 Don't wait for tomorrow, call right now, this second - jam the capitol switchboard with our demand to restore justice and reclaim democracy. Impeach the Bush gang!

[This is even FUnnier than I thought. They can't stand for Cheney to become president so they will attempt to try to impeach him first. So this knocks the timetable for impeaching Bush all the way back to sometime next summer at the EARLIEST if everything works out just right which it won't.]

i hope dennis continues as a perpetual thorn in this cabals ass.

[You just put a smile on the face of one Ben Burch.]

I want him to be a boot with a thorn on the toecap

[And a cherry on top!]

Maybe we could also send W a truckfull of pretzels and a defective bike. Sooner or later it's bound to work.

[Feel the love!]

Something to argue about over turkey dinner!

[Argue about the Chimpeachment turkey over turkey dinner!]

Conventional wisdom says dont talk about god or politics at family gatherings. My righty relatives are gonna get a full on dose of politics this year. If DK follows through, I might even include charts and graphs in my presentation!

[LOL! I can just picture this DUmmie's family showing him the door the moment he breaks out charts and graphs while ranting like a loon at his Thanksgiving dinner.]

hell yes. My father in law won't be pleased

[Another DUmmie destined to be tossed out with the turkey bones.]

Great Dennis! But, watch the f*ck out for nancy cause she'll find a way to blow it off the Table. You know she doesn't like Dems messing with the decorum of "making pukeheads accountable"! And before Thanksgiving?! Whoa! That would be a real nice Feasty Table for so many Americans..just not nancy and her gang of beltwayians.

[Prepare to eat crow again for Thanksgiving. Freudenschade, baby!]

Shall we have a pool on which "Dem" rushes to the microphone first to condemn Kucinich?? Rahm? Nancy? Steney? Surely they can't let such an opportunity pass.

[Pete Stark because we now control him with the Rovian Mind Meld.]

Dennis doesn't back down and they have no justification for removing him. Once he's made his mind up, he sticks with it.

[Rovian Mind Control waves are already being sent in the direction of the Evil Elf. Hee! Hee!]

The various trumped up stories that he "saw a UFO" showing up here, there and yon were a pre-emptive (and meritless) attack on Kucinich's credibility.

[And don't forget the attack on Kucinich's former press secretary's credibility.]

Thank you Dennis Kucinich. You've given me some hope.
There is a lot going on right now. So many posts on DU with serious topics. It's an exciting time, if not very frightening and frustrating. It's good to know there are even very few who carry the torch of truth and justice and care.

[You forgot to mention the "speaking truth to power" cliché.]

There is far less risk in impeaching Cheney, and if successful it carries benefits almost as great as (and may readily lead to) the impeachment of Bush.

[The ULTIMATE goal which is why this whole Cheney impeachment shtick looks so ridiculous. Oh, and have you figured out the GROUNDS for impeachment yet?]

Let's shove impeachment right up Speaker Pelosi's table!

[Is that where Li'l Beaver is hiding?]

Start the process going before Thanksgiving, and maybe they can be in prison by New Year's Day, we can get out of this damn war, and start working on REAL problems, like climate change, and helping people get needed healthcare, and getting jobs back to this country. Damn the "global economy!"

[Think big. Shoot for Christmas Day.]

this isn't going anywhere. Kuncinich will be written off as a goof ball and we on DU will be embarrassed...AGAIN!!

[Beep! Beep! Freudenschade, baby!]

"THE U.S. DIED and NO ONE CARED" ---Pete Stark Supporter Reacts

Pete Stark supporter, billybobjoe57, has returned to YouTube and his mood has completely CHANGED. Why? Unlike his attitude in yesterday's DUmmie FUnnies EDITION where he was upbeat, even playful when sticking out his tongue, in this latest VIDEO he is angry and depressed to the point where it wouldn't surprise me if he had just stuck his head in a bucket of water and end it all following his YouTube recording session. So why the change? In the first video made 5 days ago, billybobjoe57, was in a triumphant mood because FINALLY there was a Democrat in the form of Pete Stark who would stand up to the EVIL Bush Regime without backing down. In yesterday's video, billybobjoe57, went into a state of freefall depression at the news that Fortney APOLOGIZED for his rant. Even though billybobjoe57 didn't mention Stark in his latest therapy session, it is obvious he is reacting to the sad news of his turnaround.

This video is highly entertaining on many levels. The theme is that NOBODY CARES!!! Some of his rant is directed at today's college students who for some strange reason don't take violently to the streets to overthrow the current regime. Yes, there is just "too good a life" for billybobjoe57's tastes. NOBODY CARES that George Bush is a dictator and that Cheney is the real president, pulling the dictator's strings. Oh, and no need to worry about who will win the election in 2008 because it will be cancelled by Bush who will institute martial law after launching ANOTHER attack on America. Yes, of course billybobjoe57 is a 9/11 Truther NUtcase. The fact is that MOST of those on the Left buy into the Truther cult.

Enjoy yet another Loony Leftist comedy act. It appears that these Loony Left videos that I have been featuring in the DUmmie FUnnies have become quite popular. Therefore I will feature them more often both as a stand alone as today or to supplement a regular DUFU edition as yesterday. Yes, Leftwing Loonies, continue placing your YouTube audition videos online and there is a chance that you too will hit the comedic bigtime on the DUmmie FUnnies!

DUmmies Go Stark Raving Mad!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Freudenschade, baby! The DUmmies FINALLY found a hero in Pete Stark who refused to back down from his BDS remarks about president Bush. Only one little problem here, Stark was finally forced to back down today and now the DUmmies are in despair as you can see in this THREAD glumly titled, "(Rep) Stark Apologizes." No more heroes for them. Most likely they should blame Hillary for the Stark reversal because she can't afford to have Democrats perceived as Stark Raving Mad in the general election. So let us now watch the DUmmies go Stark raving mad in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, adding a special bonus video at the bottom of this blog, is in the [brackets]:

(Rep) Stark Apologizes

[Freudenschade, baby! Enjoy the taste of crow!]

Embattled Democrat Pete Stark has just publicly apologized to "the president and his family."

[Take a big bite out of that giant sh*t sandwich, Pete.]

He took the floor after his fellow Democrats successfully killed a motion to censure him in the wake of his remarks last Thursday asserting that American troops were fighting in Iraq to have their "heads blown off for the president's amusement."

"I want to apologize to my colleagues, many of whom I have offended," Stark began. He then apologized to "the president and his family" and "the troops."

"I hope that with this apology, I return to being as insignificant as I should be," he concluded though a voice cracking with emotion.

[And now the DUmmie reaction to this insignificant creature...]

oh brother . . . . still looking for some spine in that group . . .

[Pied Piper Pitt is still looking for his angry.]

are you referring to the apology? Wish he could take that back.

[That won't be happening.]

lot of people are losing heart from these Dem's actions and words

[The Hildebeast DEMANDED that apology.]

NOOOooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!

YEEEssssssssssss sssssssssssssss!]

Why do I belong to a party of cowards?

[Because it is FUn to watch you do the Freudenschade shuffle.]

ONCE AGAIN, DER FAILURE FUHRER WINS!!! I'm sorry for the caps, but Jesus H CHRIST on a stick!! What the hell is everyone so Goddamned AFRAID OF???
Is this a President or Josef f*cking Stalin?

[It is the Hildebeast they are frightened of.]

anthrax?

[An anthrax Truther speaks up.]

Wellstoning is more like it. Although that's not too far off. They more or less got away with both.

[I think Pete Stark was Well Stoned when he spewed his original rant.]

Now I really am pissed and disgusted. I have to leave for a while..

[Please leave thru the Canada Gate.]

is that for real? this has got to be fake.

[Since you probably think the two passenger jets did NOT bring down the Twin Towers then, yeah, this is probably fake.]

OK I just read that piece . . . I don't get it. Why would he say that unless he's pulling a Galileo?

[Perhaps Fartney is pulling Galileo's finger.]

Somebody gave him a whole lot of hell behind the scenes. That somebody can only be a Dem leader.

[That somebody can only be SHE who must not be named.]

Well He's Insignificant Now. Just when you think that another politician with a spine has emerged!!!!!! I guess next he'll announce that he's retiring from Congress?

[Next he'll announce that he's hiring Pied Piper Pitt as his press secretary.]

Is there no left to defend America and the American People? We have had our Caligula moment when Chimpoleon threatened Putin with World War III in his usual, subtle way.

[LOL! Chimpoleon! I have to remember that one when Chimpus Khan or Der Chimpenfuhrer get a bit stale.]

What in the hell happens to these people that everybody caves ??????????

[They all stared too deeply into the center of the Perfect Rovian Storm.]

Did he get an envelope full of white powder? The guy was correct. I think this twerp does get off on suffering and death. What I want to know is who got to him. If a guy like this can be strongarmed there is nobody who will stand up to these ghouls.

[John Kerry has your back.]

They fall for it every single damn time, don't they?

[Beep! Beep!]

Kneecapped by the GOP, left twisting in the wind by his own party. Thanks for nothing, Nancy, you worthless excuse for a leader.

[May I send you a warm and fuzzy postcard of Nancy hugging her grandchildren?]

Pete, Pete, Pete, et tu?

[Pete, Pete, Pete, et tutu?]

Pete Stark and his congress buddies need to learn how to frame..via George Lakoff...this should have been done YESTERDAY.

[Yes, all a mere problem of framing according to George Lakoff which rhymes with...]

I agree that "amusement" was a poor choice of words. It wasn't at all helpful.

[A poor choice of framing.]

I'd like to see steel bars in FRONT of that unelected criminal. Jesus, did REAGAN suppress dissent as much as this tin pot dick-tater does?

[You'll need to reframe your question.]

Pete, why did you f-ing apologize

[Because I did not want to end up in a reclining position in Fort Marcy Park.]

PELOSI MUST GO NOW. I'm going to puke over this. Disgusting.

[We prefer you use the Happy Face barf bag.]

It's gutless wonders like this that make me happy that I decided to emigrate.

[Please send us a postcard on how wonderful things are in North Korea.]

where are you and can I join you there? I've had it!

Behind the Iron Curtain. Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side of the fence.

[Wow! I was just kidding but it does sound like DUmmie izquierdista could well be in North Korea. Give my regards to Li'l Kim's elevator shoes!]

It's such a shock because if you're Pete Stark and you say something like he said in the first place why would you give such a "I am actually a weinie", apology?

[Maybe the weinie was threatened by Barney's Frank.]

Just when I thought there was at least one spine in the Democratic Congress. How depressing.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Who got to Pete Stark? What happened for the 180 degree about face? What' going on now with Pelosi?

[Not an about face for Pelosi. It is too frozen for that to happen.]

Repukes in power sometimes apologize, but their party hardly ever deserts them.

[That will be good news for Wide Stance Craig.]

Is anyone gonna censure bushit for his f*cking "bring it on" blurt when the asshole actually got soldiers KILLED? I didn't think so. F*ck you bushit and F*ck you congress.

[I watched the movie bio of Louis Pasteur last night but even he didn't discover the vaccine for BDS.]

I am now convinced that the Democrats will lose next year -- we are too spineless for the battle that lies ahead.

[From your lips to Gaia's ears!]

What a bitter disappointment. What do you think the neocon nazis dug up on him? The only dem who had enough balls to stand up and now they castrated him.

[We live in the Gelded Age.]

We are doomed! We are only puppets and they are in total control of the strings!

[We own ALL your strings!]

Soma, Soma, SOMA!

[DUmmie Meds Alert!!!]

It is time that we formed a united front in the face of republican aggressors. Republicans are corrupt and conscienceless, and use hate, lies, and aggressive behavior/violence in order to get their way. These people are are generally ignorant and compassionless human beings, and they are destroying our country. It is time to stand up and call them on their bullshit. Just say "no" to republicans.

[Not One Damn Dime Day.]

F*ck every Republican, Nancy Pelosi, and all 5 Democrats
who voted for censure. You all are disgusting human beings for doing that to Pete Stark, who did nothing but tell the truth. When you vote to censure a person for speaking the truth, you have only censured yourselves. F*ck all of them, and the horses they rode in on. Bastards.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

What on earth is wrong with this party? I cannot believe he caved and I can't believe Pelosi actually pushed for censure. Which party does she belong to again? I'm confused. I'm confused about just about all of them.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

That's right - just keep apologizing to the criminals instead of stopping them. You f*cking COWARD.

[Sooo... Have you found your Angry yet?]

Does anyone have his office's phone #? I'm going to call 'em & ask who put the horse's head in his bed.

[Hillary Corleone.]

Maybe he found a horse head in his bed yesterday morning.

[Was he camping out in Fort Marcy Park?]

I am seething. This country desperately needs leaders right now and Nancy, you pathetic bitch, you don't even come close to cutting it. Go off and kiss that dumbass monkey in the White House's ass some more.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

the Gleichschaltung of America continues: the few Leftists in power are berated and humiliated into feebleness, while the Corporatists all coo how Moderate they are and tumble over each other trying to curry the favor of the current Decider and His doubtless FDR-condemning successor, telling each other how great the domestic threat is from the purged, shrinking Left and how they need to "win" by embracing reactionary positions

[The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!]

Is there not ONE Democrat with the balls to say what he/she believes, and then STAND BY IT? What the f*ck has happened to this country? I don't even recognize this place any more.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

And now for a video entertainment bonus, I present Leftwing Loon, billybobjoe57, who just four days ago praised Pete Stark for standing up to the EVIL Republicans without backing down. Hey, billybobjoe57, please post your video reaction to Pete Stark's apology and I will be sure to feature that as well, especially if you do the crazed tongue routine again at the beginning of the video.

9/11 Truther NUtcase Delivers Religious Sermon

I just can't get enough of this 9/11 Truther NUtcase, bleedinglib, who was featured at the bottom of the previous DUFU EDITION. The guy is an absolute LAUGH RIOT and today he delivers the goods again with a religious sermon. So what is the message of Truther bleedinglib's sermon? Simple. It is that Christians and Jews suck but we need to respect Moslems because they are the people of the Old Testament. I kid you not. Oh, and he seems to be confused as to whether Christ was hung or crucified. And that is only for starters. Somehow I don't think Pastor Charles Henrickson, who sometimes fills in for me here, need fear competition from Truther bleedinglib in the theological scholarship department. Check out bleedinglib's VIDEO above for a comedic trip to the Truther asylum.

UPDATE: Apparently Truther NUtcase bleedinglib got embarrassed from all the attention he is getting here and had his embed code removed at YouTube. Unfortunately for him, I downloaded his YouTube sermon and then uploaded it to photobucket. So just click the image of Truther NUtcase above and watch the video from photobucket. The sound is a bit out of synch but I think it is an appropriate touch for someone whose thought process is out of synch with any sort of rationality. You can run, bleedinglib, but you can't HIDE. Hee! Hee!

UPDATE #2: I have added a special bonus video below of Jackie & Dunlap from Red State Update interviewing Shimmysham, the 9/11 Truther. Shimmysham actually makes more sense than Truther bleedinglib.

9/11 Truther NUtcases Attack Bill Maher

To fully appreciate this VIDEO (WARNING: strong language) of Bill Maher being constantly interrupted on live TV by loud 9/11 Truther NUtcases in the audience, one must watch this other VIDEO of Maher in September casting aspersions on the sanity of the Truthers. Ever since that September broadcast, Maher has made himself the target of those truthers which finally erupted in this latest incident. The interesting thing here is that establishment type liberals like Maher and Chris Matthews, who is a guest on this show, might think that the 9/11 Truthers consist of just a few isolated NUtcases. WRONG! The fact is that the 9/11 Truthers make up the majority of the leftwing of the Democrat party which is a substantial number. Anyone following the DUmmie FUnnies are familar with the terms "LIHOP" (Let It Happen On Purpose) and "MIHOP" (Made It Happen On Purpose") referring to the EVIL Bush Regime either Letting the 9/11 attack happen on purpose or Made it happen on purpose. And lately the vast majority of the DUmmies have entered the MIHOP asylum. So the inconvenient truth for Maher, Matthews, and other liberals is that their fellow leftists are mostly a bunch of 9/11 Truther bozos and they are just going to have to live with it. In fact, I actually ENJOY the fact that the 9/11 Truthers are now interrupting public events like the Maher show and, also recently, a Geraldo broadcast. Yes, let the public find out just how far gone the left has become. I only wish that instead of the typical softball questions lobbed to the Democrats at their presidential debates, someone would ask them their opinions of the 9/11 Truther assertions. That would set them up to being stalked by the 9/11 Truthers on the campaign trail although I believe this is starting to happen anyways. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the 9/11 Truther rantings from the YouTube YouTubies in Boshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, much preferring IHOP to LIHOP or MIHOP on Sunday mornings, is in the [brackets]:

we need an independant investigation. if you are ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE that everything this administration has told you to be true, then that should only make your quest to prove the truth to "nutjobs" even stronger

[How about what my eyes seeing the jets crashing into the Twin Towers told me was true?]

Fact Mhoma Atas Passport found in FBI Car back seat! His passport blew out of his pocket and blew through all that explosion and landed on the back seat of an FBI car. Only in Fantasy land people.

[That proves it then. What my eyes told me about the jets crashing into those buildings just wasn't true.]

I said In side Job and I don't give a shit how many people on this board call me an idiot or truth seeker or what ever ! I know to things that are facts and not one of you can say other wise! Fact 1. Bush lied and said he had no prior knowledge of any planed attack like this.When one month before he was given a huge warning. Fact2. In a post Nuke world when hearing America was under attack Bush sat Like a lump on a log asked no questions as to who or why and did nothing!

[Forget truth seeker. I'll just stick with calling you an idiot.]

Truthers are going to destroy the Democratic party with their insanity.

[I knew there was something positive about them!]

ASK QUESTIONS!!! stand up, call the media, set up interviews, if they wont listen, get on live tv if you have to. we own the internet, lets take back the press

[Don't forget. You also own the asylum.]

Little Chrissy Matthews looks and sounds like Danny Devito in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest and Maher grows some balls. Good for you on this one Bill!! 9/11 truthers are mentally friggin retarded.

[LOL! An accurate description of Matthews on that show. The 9/11 Truther NUtcases caused a ruckus on the show he was guesting on and a sheepish Matthews just sits there with a really dopey smile frozen on his face.]

All 9-11 conspiracies prove, is that people will believe anything they hear. Ironic that truthers toss around the word "sheep" so much, because they are a giant moronic herd.

[A moronic herd of sheep being led around by that opportunistic whore, Alex Jones, selling them 9/11 Truther T-shirts.]

the twin towers were specifically designed to withstand the impact of several 707 boeings, not to mention there has NEVER been a case in the history of the world where a steel building collapsed by fire. the molten steel may have been caused by the thermite explosives, NOT jet fuel.

[I'm figuring that with your weak mind, Alex Jones scammed you into buying at least a dozen 9/11 Truther T-shirts.]

educate yourself. educate the masses. this has truly become and information war, our numbers are growing and we will not be silenced until there is a proper INDEPENDANT investigation.

[Your numbers are growing. A large percentage of the leftwing asylum inmates are now 9/11 Truthers.]

jet fuel does not burn anywhere NEAR the the temp steel melts at. i dont know if 911 was an inside job or not, but its absolutely in question.

[Rosie O'Donnell says that fire can't melt steel despite a process known as smelting that has been around for centuries.]

Yes, that's right. We're all a bunch of retards that woke up one day and thought of this genius way to get attention and try to overthrow the government. Are you kidding? I bought the story at first, too. But I've spent more time than I care to admit researching this. There are unanswered questions and a scroll of reasons not to trust the government. Everyone that's trying to get answers aren't psychotic.

[Not psychotic? Ever hear Alex Jones ranting on the radio?]

my eyes say wtc7 was a perfect controlled demo operation.. 110% no doubt in my mind.

[You see two passenger jets fly into two buildings and you conclude the resulting destruction of a building next to them was caused by a controlled demo operation? 110% no doubt you are mindless.]

OK, so let's say that towers 1 & 2 fell because the jet fuel was hot and the structure was compromised. Where's the jet fuel that caused WTC 7 to fall? If small fires caused steel buildings to collapse, wouldn't fires cause more steel buildings to fall everyday all over the world? How many steel buildings have fallen from fire in the last 30 years? DON'T JUST ASSUME THAT YOU KNOW - LOOK IT UP AND POST YOUR ANSWER!!!

[Yeah, that concept is so hard to accept. When two skyscrapers collapse, it is really tough to imagine damage caused to a building right next to them.]

what usually brings down a steel hirise? have you ever seen a classuc las vegas building being controlled demolitioned? incindiaries of course will do it, im not going to speculate on what type of explosives.. but im damn sure an office fire didn't cause the building to fall within a matter of seconds.

[And now many people does it take to set up a controlled demolition? Since the charges would have had to be set overnight, at least a dozen. And NOT ONE member of this conspiracy has yet talked in all these years.]

You may think that I'm a "truther" but I'm not. In fact I think many "truthers" are full of shit. I just happen to be a 911 researcher that still knows 9/11 was the most massive coverup of our history. I don't do all the black shirt, placard waving "activism". And half of the crap that they spew is either misinfo or disinfo.

[I'm not a 9/11 truther even though I buy into their insanity.]

Yes folks, the top 12 or so floors weakened due to impact(withstood) and fire(from all the supposed jet fuel that was left over after the immense fireball) and caUSED STEEL TO WEAKEN TO THE POINT OF "DRIVING" THROUGH THE OTHER BOOTOM FLOORS. I see. Very nicely done.

[Yes, it is just so silly to believe that two passenger jets loaded with jet fuel brought down those buildings when the controlled demolition conspiracy is the obvious culprit.]

YES! What About Building 7 Bill you COWARD, you son of a bitch neoliberal piece of crap, you're worse than a f*cking neocon..

[WTC7 has become the new holy grail of the 9/11 Truthers who somehow find it hard to believe that a building next to two burning skyscrapers that collapsed could also be destroyed.]

Congratulations Liberals!! Your offspring are the "9/11 truthers". They are YOUR kin and YOUR problem. Who knows what liberalism will turn into next.

[That is why I love to see the 9/11 Truthers speak up. It's like watching the Seed of Chucky. Chucky being the liberals with their inconvenient offspring.]

out of 21 terrorists that attacked us on 9/11 that was in the planes supposedly there are 9 of them still living over sea's quit well! The ground at 9/11 burnt so hot that it was dangerous to walk there weeks after wards. This we are to believe was jet fuel . Melted cars and trucks . World trade tower 7 Darbee was so pulverized nothing was left bigger than a phone book ,People did die in tower 7 Back to Bush and Cheney they still refuse to go on record, Something to hide.

[Yeah, those two passenger jets crashing into the Twin Towers were just a minor sideshow to divert us from the TRUTH.]

Ok, let's try this diplomatically. Let's say your right and the planes' impact was enough to turn both towers into piles of rubble. Can you, because our government won't, explain why building 7 fell in the very same manner and was NOT hit by a plane? Please look up the following clips and then tell what you think. "9/11 Truth: Steel Buildings Don't Collapse From Fire" and "9/11 Truth: What Happened to Building 7"

[The EVIL Bush Regime were not satisfied with just bringing down the Twin Towers. They also had to bring down WTC7 with a contolled demolition even though few people ever heard of that building.]

WTC7 collapsed because of "massive unfought fires described by firemen" and "damage from the two towers collapsing on it"

[Huh? What a wild theory. I'm supporting the controlled demolition theory myself.]

There seems to be a correlation between people who support Ron Paul and those who believe these 9-11 crap. Relax people. It's actually quite hilarious when you don't take them seriously. It isn't the first time, it won't be the last time. Remember the landing of the moon was disputed too.

[Capricorn One. OJ was one of the astronauts.]

UPDATE: A 9/11 Truther NUtcase responds to the Bill Maher incident. This video has a high comedic value because he starts off on a strong note but quickly wanders off into Looney Land with irrelevant topics such as his suggestion that Iran getting nuclear weapons would be a good thing. A must watch for mental health professionials or for anyone looking for a good laugh.

"Rush Limpball's OUTRAGEOUS ebay auction"

Imagine my surprise this morning when I clicked on Rush Limbaugh's eBay auction to check out what the latest bid has risen to. Last night it was just over a million. Well, this morning it has risen to over an AMAZING TWO MILLION DOLLARS!!! Rush Limbaugh has taken the Senate smear letter, signed by 41 Democrats, sent to Clear Channel and turned lemons into lemonade by auctioning the document on eBay. Proceeds, with matching funds donated by Rush, will go to the Marine Corps - Law Enforcement Foundation. And now the DUmmies are MAD because Rush has acted as the Roadrunner once again foiling the Wiley Coyote known as Dingy Harry. BEEP! BEEP! So what can the DUmmies do about it? Nothing really but that won't stop them from trying as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Rush Limpball's OUTRAGEOUS ebay auction (and what we can do about it)." So let us now watch the DUmmies pathetically plot to stop Rush's eBay auction steamroller in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that he has an eBay feedback of 100% positive with over 700 feedbacks, is in the [brackets]:

Rush Limpball's OUTRAGEOUS ebay auction (and what we can do about it)

[Please stop the Roadrunner from making Wiley Coyote look like a fool again. BEEP! BEEP!]

That puke Rush Limpballs is running an auction on ebay for the letter he received from Harry Reid and other senators about his outrageous criticism of "phony soldiers."

[Maybe you should complain to Harry Reid and 40 other Democrat senators for making that auction possible in the first place by placing their signatures on that letter.]

That act in itself is atrocious enough; now they've written an inflammatory, highly offensive auction to sell the letter in which he refers to Reid as "Dingy Harry" and contains other vitriol such as this:

Up for auction is the original letter signed by 41 Democrat senators. This historic document may well represent the first time in the history of America that this large a group of U.S. senators attempted to demonize a private citizen by lying about his views. As such, it is a priceless memento of the folly of Harry Reid and his 40 senatorial co-signers.

[An accurate description. I predict that this letter will vastly INCREASE in value as the years go by. Great investment opportunity there.]

The auction's been running for 3 days now. Why ebay's allowing it is beyond my comprehension. But there is something we can do about it.

[Your post was made on Monday and it is now Friday. No way in hell that eBay will take down that auction. It is great publicity for them plus I think this auction might result in the highest bid ever on eBay.]

Every auction has a "report" button on the bottom of the page. Let's report the hell out of it!

[Sorry but eBay is NOT listening to your false reports. You think they want to ruin the incredible publicity they are gaining from this auction?]

Thanks for the heads up. I'll go on over now.

[I'm picturing the experiment where they got a monkey hooked on cocaine and he kept of pushing the coke button over and over again to the exclusion of the food button to the point where the monkey almost starved to death. Yes, DUmmie. Keep hitting that eBay "report" button to the exclusion of everything else in your life which means no pizza swallowing for the next few days.]

Silly Freepahs, I saved an enlarged copy of the 4 pages to my hard drive LOL. Ok I just got a copy of the scanned letter but who cares if they have the original LOL.

[Silly DUmmie, Rush is encouraging everybody to do just that.]

Notice, though, the proceeds from the sale go to charity. Smug asshole, isn't he. Like a gift wrapped in dog poop.

[If you saw over 2 million dollars wrapped in dog poop, you would be licking at it wildly with your tongue to get at the dough.]

Is the charity named? I mean, is it the "Rush Limbaugh OxyContin Acquisition fund"?

Apparently it's for the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation.

[BEEP! BEEP!]

I'd rather not have the laws enforced by the Marines!

[DUhhhhhhmmmmmie!!!]

Perhaps we should check out the "Marine Corps -- Law Enforcement Foundation"'s Form 990.

[A DUmmie accusation of phony charities.]

Now there's a "charity" I certainly won't be donating to.

[Since it supports the children of fallen Marines and law enforcement officers, there wasn't a chance you would be donating to them in the first place.]

you apparently don't know how to read their Form 990.
Their expenses are actually very low. They have a large surplus, which is not unusual for charitable foundations that want to be able sustain their mission through lean years as well as good years. They are a very highly rated charity, with the CFC indicating that they only spend 4.7% on fundraising and administration.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

wouldn't the more fun thing to do create fake ebay ID. Bid crazy numbers on auction. Never pay for item.

[Too bad you will never qualify according to the President of the Auction Cause who is now sending out this message to all bidders: "Given the $2 million level, we are requiring many additional items such as bank statements, deposits, signed and faxed forms, copy of your IDs, as well as other proof of income."]

Have to be pre-approved & provide credit card info, unfortunately

[BEEP! BEEP! Another Wiley Coyote plot foiled.]

If I had the funds, I'd vote to get it and let Limbaugh keep his photo, Halliburton briefcase and other little tidbits. I'd hold a press conference to say I bought it because I was proud of the Senators who signed and bid the auction way up so Limbaugh's Marines charity donation was HUGE. If only...

[If only...you had a brain.]

Like George Soros? Like I said in an earlier post, we need to get george soros to buy the items and destroy them. Over $100,000 now. He's keeping Air America on the air. And he's bankrolling most of the Democratic candidates running for office. We need him to buy this as well.

[Since George Soros (and Hillary) is the creator of Media Matters, you can blame him for making this smear letter possible in the first place.]

What are we reporting it for? Don't get me wrong - it's in bad taste for sure, but there's a lot on E-Bay that's in bad taste. I'd love to get it taken down, but I'm not sure where it violates the terms & conditions of E-Bay. Any insight?

[Don't expect insight from DUmmies.]

We'll see where it goes. I would like nothing more than to see it taken down!

[Posted the DUmmie on Monday, little realizing the auction would SOAR to over 2 million dollars by Friday.]

I don't like it, but what exactly in it is "hateful"?

[So what time will your tombstoning ceremony be?]

It comes in a HALLIBURTON briefcast! Ewwww.

[A nice little touch from Roadrunner Rush. BEEP! BEEP!]

all I can say to ebay is be careful cause i'll quit buying and selling shit there in a heartbeat if I find they are dittoheads

[The loss of the plastic trash from the depths of your garage will be a true tragedy for eBay.]

I'm afraid ebay will never take it down. It has 109 bids! That is a bidding frenzy.

[Posted the DUmmie on Monday when the auction was less than 10% of its current bid.]

Doesn't the pig have enough money?

[Look at the bright side. The higher the auction goes, the more Rush has to pay in matching funds. Or do you actually think that Rush is going to keep the auction money?]

Thanks for this--at last an action I can take against that bigot that won't just disappear in the ether

[Posted the DUmmie on Monday before his "action" was pulverized into the ether under the enormous weight of over 2 million dollars in bids.]

I disagree with the Democratic Party wasting OUR time by giving any attention to an asshole like Rush. I would prefer them to spend our time by addressing the problems of Media Consolidation, instead of feeding the residents of the slime pit.

[BEEP! BEEP!]

Arrogant pukehole, ga$bag.

[Screeched the DUmmie over and over again as he uselessly hit the "report" button over and over again.]

The bid is now 45,600.50

[Posted the DUmmie on Monday, little realizing the bid would go over 50 times that number by Friday.]

But have you notice that Rush is winning the propaganda war? He challenged The Good Guys to match the winning bid to their charity of their choice. And by their not saying anything he’s proven his point. It’s bad enough we couldn’t tell the difference between a fake soldier who never was in the service with somebody who was. He is milking it for everything he can. And another way he’s winning the propaganda war: The bidding has been going on through the weekend and only now are we finding out about it. Over 200,000 viewers have seen it and only now are we doing anything about it. Has nobody bothered to “Know your enemy” and bothered to even listen to his show for a few minutes? We are being laughed at by the Wrong Wing! We need George Soroes to buy the items and destroy them.
If he can keep Air America on the air he should be able to come up with the spare change and win.

[Save us, George! Please pour Rush's lemonade from lemons down the drain! HELP!!!]

Where is George Soros? We need him again, and very badly.

[Save us, George, from Rush turning the tables on us! HELP!!!]

I'm guessing Limbaugh probably has a couple of shills
engaging in a fake bidding war in order to keep escalating the price - notice how you had to be "pre-approved" in order to even engage in bidding for this item? Hint-hint...wink-wink...nudge-nudge...say-no-more-say-no-more!

[Posted a DUmmie with absolutely no proof.]

Why not create a phoney ebay account and bring the bid amount way up? Then at least the people who are selling it will have to deal with a lot of 2nd chance offers before they get any money for it.

[So why don't YOU do this and commit eBay suicide by being forever banned from that site?]

I reported it as fraud--not bid. Here is my response to Ebay:

"States money is going to charity, however, the "charity" listed is a political entity. The Marine Corps - Law Enforcement Foundation, Inc. is also registered to participate in the Combined Federal Campaigns (CFC #2134). These are illegal campaign contributions for the Republican Party. This is pure fraud. I also am concerned there are shills bidding for this."

The Combined Federal Campaign is not a political organization. It is the program by which federal employees and military members can make donations directly to their favorite charities and non-profits via payroll deductions. The Marine organization saying they are part of CFC is simply saying that they accept contributions via CFC using the pledge number they listed. No fraud whatsoever.

[Oops. BEEP! BEEP!]

Will keep checking to see if it's taken down.

[Posted the DUmmie on Monday. Hee! Hee!]

Don't hold your breath. There is nothing about that listing that violates ebay's rules. This is one silly thread.

[Therefore extremely FUnnie.]

it just made me uncomfortable, and I don't think ebay should host the auction.

[Yeah, eBay is going to shut down a record breaking auction because it happened to make you uncomfortable.]

I don't like it. But its no more "hateful" than ebay auctioning copies of "Rush Limbaugh is a BIg Fat Idiot". And if someone objected to the sales of that book on ebay, I would think they were a fool.

[Would you like to auction off the Kewpie Doll that is being sent to you for having a brief moment of mental clarity?]

If we alerted or banned everything just because we don't like the one offering it, we'd be as immature as they are, like a toddler screaming and rolling around the floor at the KMart because he can't get a toy.

[A perfect description of the DUmmies. WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!]

Rush should give them the money out of his own pocket- he has millions this is political bullshit. The $45,000 this will bring is chump change to him.

[Um, Rush is giving them the money in the form of matching funds which will end up costing him over 2 million bucks.]

He is matching the high bid out of his pocket and has challenged the signers to do the same. Like it or not Rush is rubbing Reids nose in it, and maybe even poking his thumb in Reids eye.Why doesn't some progressive radio star do something to counter this?

[Because Randi Rhodes' small salary goes almost entirely to filling up glasses with Bloody Marys. BEEP! BEEP!]

Its a legitimate charity. One with a good record. Maybe you and I don't like the folks that run it or are its board, but there is not a scintilla of evidence it is anything other than a legit charitable foundation that supports families of soldiers/law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty. And its financial records show that it spends a very small amount on fundraising and management -- far less than, say, Habitat for Humanity.

[BEEP! BEEP!]

It's up to $46,100.00 Be nice if he would give the money to the soldiers he smeared!

Jesse MacBeth? I think he went to jail because he really was pretending to be something that he wasn't.

[BEEP! BEEP!]

Sigh.... All we are really doing here is giving his ebay listing free publicity.

[BEEP! BEEP!]

Every criticism here is making the Wrong Wing snicker and laugh at us.

[Snicker. Snicker. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!]

Since he's registered his auction with e-Bay's "Giving Works"....... program and since 100% of the proceeds are going to the charity, e-Bay will refund 100% of both the insertion and Final Value fees. Neither e-Bay nor Limbaugh gets anything but a truckload of publicity out of this. The bid is over $800,000 now, and he's matching the winning bid. That's one Hell of a lot of money being raised for a good cause. Why on Earth would anyone try to stop anyone, even if it is Limbaugh, from doing something good for deserving kids? Isn't that what we say they do? Do we not give them the right to paint us with the hypocrisy brush when we try to undermine things like this? I'm just sayin'............

[You're just sayin' you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

$851,000 as of now. I'd say that's pocket-rattling.

[Posted the DUmmie on Thursday, not realizing how earth shaking the bidding would go on Friday.]

The bid's up to $851,000: I anticipate that by bid's end, with Rush's match, that will be an excess of $2 mil to a good charity. I don't really find anything offensive in the ad, and if he wants to support a good cause by selling some paper, then good on him.

[Try in excess of $4 mil to a good charity.]

2 million??? Come on Rush, shill bidding ain't allowed on eBay. Either Rush is bidding on his own stuff, or there's a couple of prank bidders messing with the pill-popper's auction.

[Pathetically posted a DUmmie in a state of shock over just how high the bidding has gone.]