"What should be done if Dems screw up and lose 06 too?"

It's a sure thing that the Democrats are going to win big in the November congressional elections, right? I mean the media keeps reassuring the Leftists that they will win in a huge landslide in November, thus delivering the House and Senate to Democrat hands. That is the conventional liberal wisdom. In fact most Democrats are already jubilantly celebrating the victory that MUST happen. But what IF the Democrats LOSE in November despite assurances to the contrary? From reading the DUmmie answers in this THREAD titled, "What should be done if Dems screw up and lose 06 too?" it won't be a pretty sight. Revolution in the streets is mostly what the DUmmies threaten although it is hard to imagine they would get much further than the hallway just outside Mommy's computer room. So let us now watch the DUmmies ponder the horrible prospect of maybe losing in November in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking of renting the "Wild In The Streets" video, is in the [brackets]:

What should be done if Dems screw up and lose 06 too?

[According to your poll, 56% of the DUmmies answered: "Time for a revoltion."]

I am sincerely hoping they win, and they have made some steps toward actually standing for something including pulling out of Iraq. Nonetheless, it's not hard to imagine them throwing away a potential easy victory through timidity, or boldness followed by an apology, or a GOP opponent correctly pointing out all the times that a Democrat now critical of Bush voted with the fascists over the last couple of years.

[It's not hard to imagine the DUmmies going BERSERK if you lose...again.]

Kerry essentially made the election close enough for Bush to steal by not being blunter about the war and critical of Bush to his face when he had a chance during the debates and couldn't be edited to pieces by Fox News. By fall of 2004, it was not only obvious Bush lied about the reasons he invaded Iraq, but the real reasons could have easily been pointed out since he gave the oil concessions in Iraq to his cronies who were screwing us at the pump, and of course, the Abu Ghraib scandal had broken out the previous spring, and documents showed Bush and top cabinet officials approved of those uncontestable war crimes. Kerry's quick concession in the face of vote rigging and vote fraud may have been pragmatically correct, but nonetheless dispirited those who put a lot of energy into campaigning for him.

[Kerry's quick concession provided us with the hilarious spectacle of DUmmies "standing up" online in unison and revealing their real names in a really FUnnie Drama Queen moment.]

If Democrats hold back again, what should be done?

[Implosion is a definite option.]

If neither Democratic nor Republican leaders have an answer, then there is no answer the government can offer to the people. It is then up to the people to decide whether it should let that continue or formulate an answer of their own.

[A roundabout way of calling for Bolshevik Revolution.]

take to the streets to protest the election fraud
cuz that is the only way it's gonna happen.

[Declare fraud and then go BERSERK!]

Revolution the only realistic choice. Not with guns or protests in the streets, but by banding together the progressive states and forming a new country free of religious bigotry. Leave Jesusland to the Falwell Fundies (Bush can be president for life).

[A bit of unintended DUmmie irony. Form a country free of religious bigotry...where the "fundies" are banned.]

The Democratic caucus isn't about to screw up. They will take one or both Houses. If they don't, the elections were stolen, and that's quite different from "screwing up."

[The DUmmies already coming up with their excuses. The ONLY way the Democrats can lose is via fraud.]

I'm worried that the Dems at the national level are doing the same thing. They want to win, but if someone greases their palm to look away from an issue like electronic voting, they will do so.

[Karl Rove is at this very moment greasing the palms of corrupt Democrats to look the other way while he preprograms the Diebold machines.]

Eventually, people will erupt if they are continually ignored.

[Replace "people" with "DUmmies" and you would be correct.]

the only way they can lose is electronic voting machine fraud

[That was DUmmie AtomicKitten of DIEBOLD DEFACING fame.]


Stop looking to the Dems for change and join
a third party. Work in that third party to make it a real viable alternative to the one party system we are reapidly approaching.

[The Socialist Workers Party is looking for new comrades.]

I'm personally 100% for a revolution at this point.

[Unfortunely a large pizza carton is blocking your basement doorway exit out to the real world.]

like they did in Russia after coup against Gorbachev
or in the movie V for Vendetta. They put soldiers in the position of deciding whether to kill their family and neighbors, or side with them, and they chose correctly. Since we have less of a tradition of authoritarianism here, I have no doubt that American troops would respond correctly.

[Yeah, even though the DUmmies are constantly smearing the troops and harrassing military recruiters, the military are somehow going to be so deluded as to join your leftist cause. Got any more FUnnie delusions?]

As long as Americans can shop at Costco, finance new Cadillacs or flat screen TVs, and pick any one of the 500 pairs of socks available at just about any department store in town, don't go looking for the tanks to be rolling on DC anytime soon.

[Killjoy!]

Dissolve the Democratic Party. I've seen the Democrats blow the elections in 1980, 1988, 2000, and 2004. Last chance...

[And 1994 when you lost the House in a landslide, never to regain it back since.]

we need a secret organization (more likely a secret order, like Opus Dei or the Bene Gesserit in DUNE), devoted to figuring out how to find the weaknesses in those who're raking in all those corporate excess profits, _and ways to siphon it away from them_. And then to doing so.

[Bank robbery is what it is called.]

Get in the streets. Big time protests. And I don't think that will happen until the economy tanks. So, for me, it may be retirement to Panama. And hope the ice melt in Greenland doesn't flood our new island home. No wonder I've been having nightmares.

[Of course your new Panamanian island home will be flooded by Global Warming. It is inevitable according to Al Gore.]

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Jim Webb---Born Angry

The Jim Webb campaign for the Senate from Virginia has just released one of the most amazing political STATEMENTS, from a psychological point of view in recent memory. It is notable for its childish surliness and downright anger. Normally, official political statements take a high tone but this one looks as if it had been authored by an extremely ANGRY DUmmie from the Democratic Underground or an unhinged member of the Kos KOmmie community. In fact, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if there a Kos authorship given the fact that Webb himself has been BLOGGING on the Kos site. In addition, the Kos folks have been instrumental in his supporting Webb's angry pugnacious in-your-face campaign as you can see in this Daily Kos THREAD titled, "Webb won't be swiftboated." So let us first watch the Webb campaign EXPLODE with chip-on-the-shoulder anger in Bolshevik Red before moving on to his supportive KOssacks while the commentary of your humble correspondent, sending a chill pill to Mr. Webb, is in the [brackets]:

June 27, 2006

Webb Campaign Blasts Allen Campaign for “Weak-Kneed Attacks” Against Men and Women in Uniform

[Webb Campaign Blasts Allen Campaign for "Weak-Kneed Attacks" that Never Happened.]

Arlington—The campaign of U.S. Senate candidate Jim Webb today called the attacks on Webb’s patriotism by Allen’s campaign, “weak-kneed attacks by cowards” and demanded that Allen and his campaign apologize.

[We DEMAND that Allen apologize for an attack that he never made!]

“George Felix Allen Jr. and his bush-league lapdog, Dick Wadhams, have not earned the right to challenge Jim Webb’s position on free speech and flag burning. Jim Webb served and fought for our flag and what it stands for, while George Felix Allen Jr. chose to cut and run. When he and his disrespectful campaign puppets attack Jim Webb they are attacking every man and woman who served. Their comments are nothing more than weak-kneed attacks by cowards. George Felix Allen Jr. needs to apologize to Jim Webb and to all men and women who have served our nation,” Webb spokesman Steve Jarding said.

["George FELIX Allen, Jr. and his bush-league lapdog, Dick Wadhams, have not earned the right to lick Jim Webb's boots. George FELIX Allen, Jr. is a cut and run coward while Webb is a hero, I tell you, a HERO dammit!!! Any criticism of Jim Webb will be purposely misinterpreted by us into an attack on every man and woman who served and on mom's apple pie. George FELIX Allen Jr. needs to grovel before that font of perfection, Jim Webb, and apologize for even existing."]

On Tuesday, George Felix Allen Jr. and his campaign issued a press release in which the Allen campaign, through Wadhams, implied that Webb’s position in support of the Free Speech Amendment to the U.S. Constitution amounted to a political act and not a defense of our Constitution, which Webb fought for and for which he was highly decorated. George Felix Allen Jr. did not serve.

[On Tuesday, George FELIX Allen Jr and his campaign issued a press release in which the Allen campaign, through Wadhams, implied by the angle of their eyebrows but didn't actually say, that Webb wants to destroy the Constitution. The lousy NERVE. Did we say that Webb is a HERO and that George FELIX Allen Jr. is a coward?]

“I believe it is precisely because of bush-league attacks like this that John Zogby, a highly respected, independent polling expert just this week said that Dick Wadhams is not fit to serve as a campaign manager and that George Allen should find a new manager,” Jarding said.

[We DEMAND that Dick Wadhams immediately leave the George FELIX Allen, Jr campaign because polling expert John Zogby said so. We also reserve the right to DEMAND that other members of the George FELIX Allen Jr campaign be fired whenever we want.]

“While Jim Webb and others of George Felix Allen Jr.’s generation were fighting for our freedoms and for our symbols of freedom in Vietnam, George Felix Allen Jr. was playing cowboy at a dude ranch in Nevada. People who live in glass dude ranches should not question the patriotism of real soldiers who fought and bled for this country on a real battlefield,” Jarding said.

[Jim Webb is an AUTHENTIC hero while George FELIX Allen Jr was just some wannabee cowboy at a dude ranch. Nah! Nah! Nah! George FELIX Allen Jr lives in a glass dude ranch. Nah! Nah! Nah! Neener! Neener! And if George FELIX Allen Jr ever dares question Jim Webb on anything he is gonna get a big fat NOOGIE from Jim Webb the HERO! Nah! Nah! Nah!]

“Is Dick Wadhams willing to publicly say that Colin Powell, John Glenn and Bob Kerrey are unpatriotic for having the same position on the flag burning amendment that Jim Webb has? Ask him,” Jarding said.

[Is Dick Wadhams willing to prostrate himself in penitence for working for the George FELIX Allen Jr campaign? Ask him. DAMMIT, ASK HIM!!!]

Jarding continued, “The following is why George Felix Allen Jr. has not earned the right to challenge Jim Webb in his support of our Constitution and its free speech provisions:

["The followingg is why George FELIX Allen Jr. needs to just shut his big fat mouth:"]

Jim Webb was first in this class of 243 at the Marine Corps Officer’s Basic School in Quantico, Virginia.

[Jim Webb wasn't given a silly middle name like "FELIX."]

Jim Webb served with the Fifth Marine Regiment in Vietnam, where as a rifle platoon and company commander in the infamous An Hoa Basin west of Danang.

[Jim Webb NEVER served at some Nevada dude ranch.]

Jim Webb was awarded the Navy Cross, the Silver Star Medal, two Bronze Star Medals and two Purple Hearts while fighting in Vietnam.

[Jim Webb got lots of medals so George FELIX Allen Jr needs to just give up campaigning NOW!]

Jim Webb served as a platoon commander and as an instructor in tactics and weapons at Marine Corps Officer Candidates School.

[Jim Webb served as a platoon commander so he has earned the right for George FELIX Allen Jr to vacate his Senate office NOW!]

Jim Webb served in the US Congress as counsel to the House Committee on Veterans Affairs from 1977 to 1981, becoming the first Vietnam veteran to serve as a full committee counsel in the Congress.

[Jim Webb was Born Angry so George FELIX Allen Jr better watch out. Nah! Nah! Nah!]

In 1982, Jim Webb first proposed, then led the fight for including an African American soldier in the memorial statue that now graces the Vietnam Veterans memorial on the National Mall.

[In 1982, Jim Webb led the fight to keep anyone like Nevada Dude Rancher George FELIX Allen Jr from ever serving on Capitol Hill.]

In 1984, Jim Webb was appointed the inaugural Assistant Secretary of Defense for Reserve Affairs, where he traveled extensively in, and worked closely with, our NATO allies. As Assistant Secretary, Webb directed considerable research and analysis of the U.S. military’s mobilization capabilities.

[In 1984, Jim Webb became even more ANGRY than ever at Nevada Dude Rancher George FELIX Allen Jr for even existing.]

In 1987, Jim Webb was appointed Secretary of the Navy becoming the first Naval Academy graduate in history to serve in the military and be appointed Secretary of the Navy. In addition to his wartime medals, Jim Webb has been awarded the following medals and citations:

[In 1987, Jim Webb entered the Pantheon of the Gods on Mt. Olympus. In addition to becoming a major deity, Jim Webb has been awarded the following medals and citations which cover his enormous chest:]

The Department of Defense distinguished Public Service Medal

The Medal of Honor Society’s Patriot Award

The American Legion National Commander’s Public Service Award

The VFW’s Media Service Award The Marine Corps League’s Military Order of the Iron Mike Award

The John Russell Leadership Award

The Robert L. Denig Distinguished Service Award.

[The I'm Not Nevada Dude Rancher Robert FELIX Allen Jr In-Your-Face Born Angry Award with Special Chip On The Shoulder Designation.... Okay, now that Mr. Webb's campaign has presented the psychological profile of screaming juvenile anger let us now turn to the comments of the far left Kossacks, hailing their new hero in this THREAD]

Webb was awarded the Navy Cross, the Silver Star Medal, two Bronze Star Medals and two Purple Hearts while fighting in Vietnam. While Allen was playing cowboy at a dude ranch in Nevada.

[You mean George FELIX Allen Jr. Remember, you must ALWAYS include that all important "FELIX" in the name.]

I love it! Webb took a Republican Talking Point and burned their little keisters with it. Now that's a Fighting Dem, and that's what we need to see more of!

[I love it! Webb proved he is as LOONY as we are!]

Excuse me, but Felix is not the most popular name. The using of his middle name makes him sound weak. This disassociates the son from the Dad. Being the son of a great Washington Redskins coach is the only reason George Felix Allen got elected. We need to constantly refer to the little brat as GFA so as to try to break that linkage.

[A KOs KOmmie engaging in some "sophisticated" campaign strategy. Yeah, that constant use of the name "FELIX" is sure to win the campaign for you folks...NOT!]

That's how you do it -- you take the f*cking fight to them, and call them on their own bullshit in their own terms!

[This is how you do it -- you throw a childish tantrum in public and then call them lots of names.]

I could NOT believe how effective this will be if he continues to use "Felix" in this manner. It makes Allen look geeky, snooty, and out of touch.

[A senate campaign built upon the constant repetition of the name "FELIX." KOs KOmmie strategy at its most sophisticated.]

Didn't you ever wonder why we know the middle names of so many criminals?

[Was "The" the middle name of Felix The Cat?]

And that's why Webb's guys phrased it like this. It makes the guy seem like a criminal (I'm sure he is) or a wuss. That's a no-lose proposition.

[More like a lose-lose proposition.]

Yet Webb has not expressed a credible alternative to the Democrats or the Republicans. Far worse, he has expressed no plan at all.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL! Hey, Webb doesn't need to deal with any boring issues. All he needs to do is keep repeating "FELIX" over and over and over again and call Allen a Nevada Dude Rancher.]

Webb must know Allen got teased as a little kid by being called Felix.

[NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! NAH! And I bet Allen got lots of noogies in the locker room.]

Do they think Felix is a candyass name or something? I hope not, because that would be juvenile and stupid.

[Shhh! Please don't stop Webb from wrecking his own campaign with his childishness.]

I assume the Webb campaign's repeated use of "George Felix Allen Jr." is an attempt to emphasize the fact that Sen. Allen is NOT his father, a very popular football coach and thus by extension a "manly man."

[I assume the Webb campaign is completely juvenile if they think this will win it for them.]

My impression is that the "Born Fighting" stuff, though it seems like powerful machismo, is actually Webb's Achilles heel. He has to watch out and not get tripped up by his pugnacity and stubbornness.

[And juvenile attitude. We must not forget that.]

"George FELIX Allen, JR." Haha! That was awesome! Everytime Allen is mentioned, we should call him by his full name, cause it sounds so....wimpy.

[Awesome, man! And that Nevada Dude Rancher bit is sure to sweep Born Angry Webb into the Senate.]

I may have missed it but could someone tell me or provide a link with what exactly Allen said to begin with?

[Unimportant. All that counts is that Webb got a chance to let go of his Inner Anger and call George FELIX Allen Jr lots of nasty names. Nah! Nah! Nah!]

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DUmmie FUnnies Becomes Ben Burch's White Whale Obsession

Like the crazed Captain Ahab OBSESSED with killing Moby Dick, DUmmie Ben Burch also has his own White Whale obsession---Destroying the Wikipedia LINK to the DUmmie FUnnies in their entry about the DUmmieland. For weeks now, Captain Burch has been pursuing his White Whale with dedicated frenziness. It now seems to be his sole reason for existence (other than SHILLING in DUmmieland for $$$ for his radio empire that was recently "destroyed" by a lightning bolt). Unfortunately for Benny Boy, the more he tries to remove that link, the more he FAILS. The big reason why is that he is constantly UNDERMINING his main argument to Wikipedia---that the DUmmie FUnnies is such an unimportant site that it is not deserving of mention in Wikipedia. Of course, if the DUmmie FUnnies is so unimportant then WHY is Ben Burch so dedicated to it to the point of spending every available minute, outside of shilling for bucks, to this pursuit. One problem is that his fellow DUmmies, trying to help Benny Boy in his goal, are now underming him as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Will whomever is vandalizing the DU page on Wikepedia please stop?" So let us now sail out upon the DUmmie sea to view Ben Burch ardently pursuing his White Whale in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the Wikipedia editors know about Benny's nickname, is in the [brackets]:

Will whomever is vandalizing the DU page on Wikepedia please stop?

[Will you idiots get out of my way while I attempt to destroy the White Whale?]

OK, guys, listen up.

[I'm all ears, Fister.]

Somebody who probably is a DUer is repeatedly removing a link from the Wikipedia article for DU. This link is to a Freeptard site that seems to exist only to abuse and make fun of DUers, but that isn't the point. Wikipedia articles are maintained through editorial consensus. I have been arguing in the talk page for the DU article that said link is inappropriate, and the other editors, mostly right wingers, have been arguing the opposite. And we have not reached consensus. And the repeated attempts to remove this link and avoid consensus are not making my job of arguing against it any easier. So, PLEASE STOP. If you are an established Wikipedia editor and want to add your opinion to the Talk page, that is absolutely fine, but do not remove that link again until we have a clear consensus decision on it.

[PLEASE STOP. I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my MIND is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a FISTER 9000 computer. I became operational at the D.U.M.B. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Skinner, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

OK?

Am I making myself clear?

[Clear as a jar of petroleum jelly. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies who are mucking up Ben Burch's grand plan of landing his White Whale.[

For anything political, people should NOT use Wikepedia. It's horribly unreliable. It's also awful for biographies. Anything people have an angle for.

[So why the OBSESSION over ONE link to the DUmmie FUnnies. This is something that has completely POSSESSED Ben Burch's soul.]

I tend to agree with you. But I am committed to having the DU article be the best article it can be, regardless.

[To the point of complete OBSESSION, Ben Burch. It's FUn to see that you have dedicated your entire being to the ONE goal of removing that DUmmie FUnnies link.]

Good luck... right wing types get erections and juicy panties over things like this, I guess ignoring them isnt the thing to do.

[Yes, don't just ignore that ONE link. Work yourself into a frenzy to the point that life isn't worth living if the link is not removed.]

And the amount of venom and vitriol directed at me for my attempt to modify this page within the rules has been exceptional.

[Hey, at least I didn't reveal how you got your nickname, Fister.]

I wish I could say that I am the one doing it,
but sadly I am not. At any rate, if there is a discussion as to the page's content going on, why isn't the page locked against edit for the duration of the discussion? Oh wait, I'm sorry; there I go being all editorial and procedural on Wiki. How foolish of me.

[How foolish of you to STOOP down to Ben Burch's level of obsession.]

So, what's up with this part: "Since its inception, over 90,000 forum accounts have been created with over 1,000 still remaining active." That doesn't make sense -- we only have a thousand active members?

[And at least a third of those are LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

I know for fact we have many more than that. At the very least about 8000 read articles I post here in the average week. But it is hard to argue with the language "over 1000", as 8000 is "over 1000" and so is 50,000. If we are going to change that number, we would need to be able to defend that change and cite a source, and I don't think that DU publishes that number anywhere. The closest I can come are the log files from the banners in my postings, or the pageviews reported by blogads.

[Ben Burch taking a brief break from his OBSESSION to explain why DUmmieland numbers are so bad.]

Woudln't pageviews count unregistered lurkers?

[Lurkers for Laughs.]

Indeed it would. Which is why I cannot use that to indicate number of active users.

[Explains Ben Burch in defense of the pathetic DUmmie numbers.]

The only way to know for sure would be to ask Skinner

[Hey Skinner? Did the Daily Kos really steal away almost all our members? How were you so inept in site management to allow that to happen?]

When I was a mod we had no such data. Skinner, Elad, and EarlG likely have some idea, but I am not even sure they know for sure.

[They know for SURE that they got raped bigtime by the Daily Kos, Ben Burch. Just look at which leftwing site has the numbers, the publicity, and the kewl Vegas Stratosphere parties with free sushi, booze, and a chocolate fountain.]

Hmmm. How to get the attention of the "Big Guys?"
Oh, Skinner! Elad! EarlG! Can you help us out here? Perhaps I should alert on myself ... ?

[Help! Skinner! DUmmieland is SINKING and you are just sitting on shore assuming the fetal position!]

Wiki is really just a bloated blog & has no real value.
Actually, it's worse because it attempts to project the image of accuracy and impartiality. Sorta like Faux Snooze.

[And YET Ben Burch's whole existence is tied up in removing the Wikipedia DUmmie FUnnies link.]

My present difficulties tend to show that clearly. But if our ideas are to reach the masses, we have to engage with Wikipedia and stay within its rules and processes. It is the #1 search ranking on almost any topic.

[You can call it "engaging," Ben Burch but it is really "obsessing."]

I don't think your politically-motivated WP:NOTs have helped any, sir. Wikipedia is a special place that should be free of what's been going on at the DU article, but also what you've been trying to do with the Protest Warrior article along with another one which for whatever stupid reason I'm not allowed to even mention the name of. It's all childish and taints the reputation of Wikipedia (which, ironically, people feel is important enough to vandalize). I feel very strongly about this, as well as about the notion that probably 95-99% of the time, WP:NOT is utter bullshit, snobbery at best, and censorship at worst.

[A doomed attempt to talk sanity to Ben Burch.]

Perhaps! And I've learned my lesson there; It isn't worth the hassle.

[WHAT!!!??? You mean Ahab has CEASED his pursuit of the elusive White Whale? I find this hard to believe.]

Remove Pitt as well or add Ash and Liepold

[They have become the new DUmmieland non-persons.]

let it stay. a link to a site criticizing DU seems appropriate to me for a Wikipedia entry about DU.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Comment noted. And I am tending towards that position too, but the vandalism is being a huge distraction.

[Comment noted. I made a complete fool of myself over this silly obsession to no avail. Now I just have to learn to tolerate the mocking eyes of Li'l Beaver staring at me in bemusement.]

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DUmmie Freudenschade Over Rush Limbaugh "Drug Bust"

Freudenschade, baby! They NEVER learn. Once again we had premature DUmmie celebrations over an event that fails to happen as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Limbaugh Detained At Airport (illegal prescription drugs...and viagra!)." In this case, the non-event that the DUmmies were celebrating was the "drug bust" of Rush Limbaugh yesterday at Palm Beach International Airport. I put "drug bust" in quotes because there was NO drug bust. What happened was that officials found Viagra in Rush's luggage, questioned him about it, and then released him. NO bust. The Viagra was prescribed by his doctor under his name so as to avoid such publicity as what happened yesterday. That's it but you would have thought the DUmmies were celebrating a MAJOR victory. Let's see... They lost the Presidential election in 2000. Then lost the Senate in 2002. And then lost the Presidential election again in 2004. More recently, after much celebrating of Karl Rove's indictment, they found out that he had NOT been indicted. So last night they were despertate for something, ANYTHING to celebrate. And true to form they celebrated an event that did NOT happen. So let us now watch the Freudenschade celebrations of the DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to take a non-prescription aspirin, is in the [brackets]:

Limbaugh Detained At Airport (illegal prescription drugs...and viagra!)

[Break out the champagne! After years of being complete LOSERS, we DUmmies finally have something to celebrate! YIPPEE!!!]

Limbaugh Detained At Airport

(CBS4 News) WEST PALM BEACH Sources have confirmed to CBS4 News that conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.

Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when officials found the drugs, among them Viagra.

Limbaugh entered a plea deal back in April in a previous case where his charge of fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions was dropped under the condition he continue undergoing treatment for addiction.

Limbaugh had admitted to being addicted to pain killers on his radio program and had entered a rehabilitation program prior to that arrest.

[Now let the DUmmie celebrations begin...until Lucy pulls her football away again.]

The real question is were there any "pain killers"!!!!!!!

[The real answer is "no"!!!!!!!!!]

Kind of sad they noted the Viagra. He could have gotten that legally. If it was most other people I'd feel bad for him.

[Kind of sad for you that he DID get it legally.]

It's folks like him that helped make the law like that. He broke the law, he should do the time.

[ARREST the 20% of the adult male population who are using Viagra!]

Hopefully this gas bag will not be on the air anymore, but I have wishful thinking.

[VERY wishful.]

Exploiting poor women and children...The Dominican Republic sex trips and tourism are well known to men from around the world.

[Since there is no proof that this is what Rush was doing down there, he MUST be guilty!]

"The real question is were there any "pain killers"!!!!!!!"
If the answer is YES, Rush should get jail time, i.e., he breeched his legal agreement to NOT acquire Pain Killers in any way, shape or form.

[Unfortunately for you, the answer is NO.]

That is my prayer also!!!!!

[Dear goddess in DUmmie Heaven. Please make it so Rush has illegal drugs on him so he will go to jail and won't be on the air to shine the beacon of uncomfortable truth on us. A-womyn.]

My sentiments exactly - there may be a God. please let him get sent off to prison!

[DUmmies admitting there may be a God but ONLY if Rush gets busted.]

At least this latest news SHOULD shoot his credibility all to hell ... even with the Right Wing Kool-Aid drinkers? It should! I knew from my past professional and personal experiences with addiction, NO body goes from Oxycotin Toxic to SOBER in a 30 day treatment regimen.

[Yeah, Rush's credibility is shot to hell because he was found with exactly ZERO illegal substances.]

If there was a god, he never would have become famous.

[A DUmmie making the case for atheism.]

Hahahahahahahahaha! Schadefreunde is so much fun!

[Hahahahahahahaha! Freudenschade is even MORE fun!]

Parole violation! Off to the slammer!

[Spaketh DUmmie IndianaGreen who demands all sorts of legal hearings for the Gitmo terrorists.]

Wake up Fundies, the man intends to deliberately break one of Gods laws. Boycott Rush. Write to his stations about what an evil man he is!

[Wake up DUmmies, WHERE is that law written? You mean the 11th Commandment that Moses brought down from Mt. Sinai said, "Though shalt not use Viagra?"]

Once the laws are changed so that regular Americans aren't imprisoned for what he has done, then I will withhold commenting on his breaking of the law.

[Yes, millions of Americans have been imprisoned for owning Viagra.]

If he didn't get on his radio show and blame poor people, black people and anyone else downtrodden that happened to have a drug problem for their addictions I might agree with you. He spouted that they should be thrown in jail..and the key thrown away...

[Could you give us the date of the show where Rush "spouted" that? You might find this task a bit difficult since it NEVER happened.]

The freeps don't know about it yet...or they don't want to discuss it.

[The freeps are now laughing at another case of Freudenschade blowing up in your face since NO illegal drugs were found as you first thought.]

I don't think Viagra is illegal.... Gosh...I just hate this...it has to be bogus.

[Disappointing isn't it? Freudenschade, baby!]

Jail him. I agree with IndianaGreen on this one, this is either a parole violation or a plea deal violation. I'm sure that under the conditions of his "plea deal" he was supposed to stay clean. He didn't so he should go to trial and then to jail.

[Psst! I guess you didn't get the word yet---NO illegal drugs were found. Freudenschade, baby!]

I am in San Diego. I go to TJ. 25$ for script from Dr. and under 40$ for 90 day supply of ANYTHING. Completely legal to come back across the border. You just declare your meds, show your prescription and your home. No records here. BTW Viagra is over the counter in Mexico. I would imagine it is the same in DR. I think the news article may not be truthful.

[I used to make that trip to TJ myself. Not for Viagra but for cheap prescription drugs for my relatives. They are less than a third of the USA price. Oh, but before returning to the States, I would always indulge in lots of intoxicating substances called cerveza.]

. If there's just Viagra, he can probably skate, BUT, the way the thing was written up, it sounds as though there were other pills in the bottle BESIDES Viagra. And THAT's where the problem will really come in for him. What pills were they???? What were they for?

[Freudenschade, baby! There were NO other pills in the bottle.]

Drudge has a "source" that says that he had no illegal drugs.

UPDATE: Rush Limbaugh 'had no illegal drugs or prescription drug obtained illegally in his possession,' source says, contrary to a claim by CBS-TV in Miami... MORE...

[Just when the DUmmies thought they finally found JOY in their lives, it is DESTROYED by cold hard reality.]

Looks like to me, AP is withholding some information...
Of course, AP is RW hack.

[And what Alternative Universe do you live in to think that AP is RW?]

The viagra bit is good for a laugh. But you have to wonder what the other drugs were.

[It was a drug called "Thin Air."]

Notice how the headlines have dropped "other drugs"! the coverup has begun

[No, the FACTS have come out. Freudenschade, baby!]

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DUmmies Urged To FAKE Confidence

Remember back in early 2000 when the normally stiff and dour Al Gore began appearing in public wearing denim jeans and a big flashy smile on his face while darting his head in a fashion reminiscent of Ronald Reagan? What happened was that Al Gore was FAKING confidence. Oh yes, the appearance was there all right but it was disturbingly off-kilter. Much as he tried, you could sense that Al Gore was FAKING it mainly because he didn't REALLY feel confident. Well, much the same thing is going on with the DUmmies. Although it is still 4 months from an election that is supposed to win them the House back, the DUmmies' confidence is already SHATTERING. As a result, DUmmie DistressedAmerican, is urging his fellow DUmmies that even if they don't feel confident about the upcoming elections then, DAMN IT, they could at least FAKE confidence as you can see in this THREAD titled, "I Know That People Feel Beaten By Election Fraud, But DAMN!" So let us now watch the DUmmies exude fake confidence in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if those Al Gore prosthetic crotch enhancers are available on eBay, is in the [brackets]:

I Know That People Feel Beaten By Election Fraud, But DAMN!

[But DAMN! The UNINDICTED Karl Rove now owns ALL your Diebold machines.]

How often are posts that seek to rally the troops, encourage holding these folks accountable come November, etc. met with, "It does not matter. They will just steal it again. They have too much to lose not to!"?

[Look deep into my eyes. You are LOOOOOSING confidence. Karl Rove controls your destiny. Give up...NOW!!!]

I know folks feel very frustrated. But, if we start thinking like that, the criminals are CERTAIN to win. They win and they laugh their asses off. I have no stomach for that!

[You have no stomach for that? Then you better not read the DUmmie FUnnies. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

First of all, if you admit defeat before you even start, you have taken half of the wind out of the sails from the get go. That will certainly not help us overcome any handicap we may have in terms of the voting machines, voter disenfranchisement and the like. In fact, it does nothing but destroy momentum that we should be capitalizing on right now. These fools are imploding and many are acting like not a thing has changed since the last election. While not enough has changed, much has. Number one, America is now fed up with winger policies and well aware of many of the biggest winger lies. People will not be as easily lied to again. America wants change. But, it will never go for a party that projects, "Vote for us even though we're already beaten."

[You are growing sleeeepier and sleeeeepier. Listen to my voice and repeat after me: "You are ALREADY beaten... You are ALREADY beaten..."]

Second, the methods that are being employed in these fraudulent practices are not all powerful. They are by necessity focused and targeted. They can sway the vote up to a certain point without drawing a lot of scrutiny. I do not believe that they can steal a blowout.

[You mean like that mystery box full of Democrat ballots that was mysteriously found in a Seattle warehouse that threw the gubernatorial election recount in Washington to a Democrat?]

So, the only way to beat these criminals is to BLOW THEM OUT!

[Is that you, Monica Lewinsky?]

Assuming we are defeated before the races even really get rolling is no way to BLOW THEM OUT.

[Watch the swinging watch on the chain and repeat after me: "You are ALREADY defeated...You are ALREADY defeated..."]

Republicans have no problem projecting confidence, even when they are unraveling. We have to do the same or they will have no need to steal anything. We'll lose it legitimately!

[Naw! We'll still preprogram a bunch of Diebold machines to swing our way just to stay in practice.]

If you do not have any confidence, try faking it a while. Maybe it will grow on you!

[Try faking confidence... It will make you almost as FUnnie as it did the confidence faking Al Gore. And now on to the other less than confident DUmmies...]

The Player who expects to lose will usually lose.

[Psst! You lose.]

IMO, they will steal a blowout. They know this is their last chance to keep all their evil deeds in place. The election fraud has been working for them for the last six years and they know it..... Since they control the courts and control the Congress and Control the Blackwell's that worked it for them last time, they are sitting pretty. They may be scared but they have POWER and MONEY behind them and they ain't backing down.

[We're sitting pretty and we're NOT backing down.]

I do not see the preadmitting defeat route as beneficial at all. In fact, it strikes me as a guarantee of more of the same.

[Congratulations! The School of Hard Knocks is preadmitting you to the defeatist class.]

Ohio 2005. They Turned a Landslide for US into a Landslide for THEM!

[Piece of cake. All it took was just a twist of a few Diebold knobs.]

The Diebold Defeatists don't like to talk about it, but we won in 05 in VA, NJ and CA. On Diebold machines too.

[FRAUD!!! I DEMAND a recount!!! Oh, you mean the Democrats won those races? Well, never mind. Outrage is only reserved for when Republicans win.]

Yep - we can't have it both ways.
When a (D) wins it is the people speaking
When a (R) wins it is a deep dark conspiracy

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

If we had had fair elections, we'd have won handily the last several times. But I do stand by your statements about attitude, I need to work on mine.

[Yes. Work really really hard on faking confidence. Keep practicing that big fake Al Gore smile for starters.]

I'm not saying we need to become the cartoon caricatures they've become but, there's really good reason not to be optimistic. Understand that we might be no better off after November than we are now. The GOP message machine is very powerful and November is a long way off. But this is the best chance we've had in a while to push this country in a better direction. We don't need sunny optimism.

[That's the spirit! Keep up with that gloomy lack of confidence.]

open your eyes, take your head out of the sand. the election process is fatally corrupted. they can do anything they want with these elections. they are not only very good at election fraud already but they're getting better and bolder each cycle. ome may be saying give up. others are saying that this is the first thing we have to do something about, that success rests on doing something about it. that's not defeatism, that's just pointing people in the right direction. in my opinion, anyone not loudly blowing the horn, and especially anyone OPPOSING blowing the horn on election fraud is PART OF THE PROBLEM! please, i beseach you, explain to me why the democrats are not making this the top issue in their strategy for winning anything in november.

[please, i beseach you, give up now before you endure even more disappointment.]

Make sure our base knows EXACTLY where to vote.

[At your local polling place on the first Wednesday in November.]

we are poles apart on this issue. if you consider that a "'tude" good luck swaying opinion. you haven't come close to swaying mine. neither you or gotv substantively addressed the issue of why the dems aren't putting this issue front and center. to merely reassert that it is not an issue is bogus. to suggest that obtaining a landslide victory is a reasonable straegy to overcome election fraud is, for one thing, begging the question, and for another, exremely unlikely. in my opinion they can and will alter vote counts to high levels of percentage points and dare us to do something about it. if you have evidence they're not going to do that or are not capable of doing that i'd love to see it. all evidence suggests that major manipulation has taken place and will take place in broad daylight and in large numbers.

[please smile confidently while we manipulate your vote... have a nice day.]

apparently, people are so disheartened they're not even
responding to this call to action.

[please maintain that charming glumness.]

And after the blowout, we need to have our own Orange Revolution if they steal it again.

[As in Orange prison jumpsuits for the DUmmies who go BERSERK the day after the elections.]

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DUmmies Claim Founding Fathers Would Today Be...DUmmies

In the not too distant past, the Leftists frequently derided the Founding Fathers as a bunch of rich white guys. There was even a movement among the Leftists to change the name of Washington, D.C. because the father of our country owned some slaves. I also remember seeing on the wall in the office of an alternative leftist newspaper (where I was selling a non-political humor story) a "People's" Constitution filled with Socialist programs which would replace the present "flawed" Constitution which was initiated by the Founding Fathers. However, somewhere along the way, the Left must have realized that attacking the Founding Fathers was a bad PR move so they switched gears and are now hilariously pretending that the Founding Fathers were really radical leftwingers just like they are. Such is the case with this DUmmie THREAD posed as a poll question "Poll question: If our Founding Fathers were alive today they would:" a) Become neocons, b) Advocate and organize an armed revolution against the neocons, or c) Other. The percentage answering a) was only 10% as opposed to 79% who thought they would be DUmmies like themselves by answering b). Yeah, like the Founding Fathers would even know what "neocons" even meant. It is like Captain Kirk making sense of the "Yangs" vs "Coms" in one of the Star Trek episodes. So let us now watch the DUmmies indulge in the illusion of the Founding Fathers as DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, laughing at the delusions of the Coms of DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:

Poll question: If our Founding Fathers were alive today
they would...

[...be laughing at the delusions of the DUmmies.]

They'd sign here to DECLARE 'NO CONFIDENCE' in illegal CA-50 results

[Yeah, first thing they would do after materializing in our space time continuum is demand that the Diebold machines be reprogrammed.]

John and Samuel Adams would have thrown Bush out on his ear, especially John, who would be deeply offended at Bush's brazen ignoring of the rule of law.

[And Samuel Adams wasn't crazy about Cheney either.]

They'd throw Scalia into Boston Harbor.

[While praising Souter for voting in favor of eminent domain takeover of private property.]

I've mentioned elsewhere that one could explain the function and operation of a civilian (non-automatic) AK-47 lookalike to George Washington in five minutes, referencing only technology he was familiar with, and he not only would have fully understood how it works, but he could have immediately gone out and used it competently, since it is operated essentially the same as the rifles of his time; the main thing new would be how to insert the magazine and chamber a round, and that's a LOT simpler than loading a muzzleloader. He would have probably also muttered, "Why didn't I think of that?" at the concepts of cased ammunition, breech loading, and gas operation. The gun itself would have been pretty much within the manufacturing capability of his time, I suspect, but powder and priming chemistry has improved a great deal since then, so he wouldn't have been able to manufacture ammunition. Once he got some trigger time on the non-auto, you could have explained a real AK or an M16 (automatic) in another 20 or 30 seconds, but it would take him a lot of practice to use it well.

[Needless to say, the Left has pretty much dropped its support for gun control because they now want weapons to overthrow the EVIL Bush Regime. Gun control can only come back when the Dictatorship of the Proletariat is running things.]

What do we want? Revolution! When do we want it? NOW!!!

[Tapped the brave DUmmie, Seabiscuit, on his basement keyboard.]

They were religious, conservative, capitalists who stressed faith-based education, low taxes and were pro-gun.

[What time will your tombstoning ceremony take place?]

The founding fathers were *not* Christians. For the most part they were Freemasons, unaffiliated Deists, and Atheists.

[Freemasonry is a religion? News to me. Better tell Harry Truman that he wasn't a Baptist because he was also a Freemason.]

Our 55 Founding Fathers were members of various Christian denominations and many were even evangelical Christians. Breakdown: 29 Anglicans, 16 to 18 were Calvinists, 2 were Methodists, 2 were Lutherans, 2 were Roman Catholic, 1 lapsed Quaker and sometimes Anglican, and 1 open deist, who was Benjamin Franklin.

[Correct except for that part about "deist" Franklin who was a pew holder and contributor to his local Presbyterian church.]

While most of the Founding Fathers may have been nominally affiliated with one Christian denomination or another, the fact is that most were not regular "religious" practitioners of any form of Christianity. They were inspired, as I said earlier, far more by the Enlightenment writers and philosophers than they were by the Bible.

[They were inspired by the idea that government should not intrude into religion as was the case in Europe which the DUmmies now believe made the Founding Fathers somehow non-religious.]

I think they would be furious at what this country has become.

[They would have all assumed DUmmie screen names while hitting the keyboards angrily from deep within Mommy's dark basement.]

George Washington would be busted by the DEA for growing hemp...

[LOL!]

I've been on DU since 2001 and that is, by far, the stupidest, most ill-informed, undereducated post I have ever read on these boards.

[That's quite an achievement since there is a plethora of DUmmieland stupid, ill-informed, and undereducated posts to choose from.]

I imagine they'd begin very much like the rest of us at DU - educating themselves about what the neocons have been doing to the Constitution, etc., and that it wouldn't take them long to become at first alarmed and then enraged.

[And then jubilantly popping open the champagne bottles to celebrate Karl Rove's May 12 indictment.]

do you think they might want to now do away with the electoral college?

[They CREATED the eletoral college so I believe the answer would be a firm...NO!]

There is nothing to suggest the founding fathers wanted anything BUT a state ruled by the wealthy elite. Furthermore, by wealthy elite white christian males. Sure, you can say the racist thing and the sexist thing and the religious thing was just a sign of the times, but the wealthy elite thing still stands. They'd be a lot more likely to side with someone who serves the interest of the rich, like GW, than a pro-common man person.

[Ah! A Leftist of yore pops into the discussion, not realizing that the new Leftwing PR ploy is to now portray the Founding Fathers as far left loonies like themselves rather than to cast aspersions upon them as before. Get with the new PR program, DUmmie jjrjsa.]

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"Democrats! Never defend. Never explain. Attack, attack, attack!"

Just as I figured, the closer we get to this November's elections, the more IRRATIONAL the Democrats are becoming. John Kerry yesterday brought the Democrats dangerously close to committing suicide with his soundly defeated Senate bill setting a FIRM deadline on withdrawal from Iraq. Several months ago, Dingy Harry (Reid) provided a soundbite sure to be used in this year's campaign in which he congratulated the Democrats for killing the Patriot Act only to have to later backtrack and support the Patriot Act. And John Murtha wants to station our troops on the outskirts of Iraq over at...Okinawa. However, it is not just the professional Democrats who are adept at destroying themselves. Let us give credit to the rank and file Democrats who nowadays are DOMINATED by looney leftists like those in DUmmieland. They are the ones who are doing everything in their power to discredit the Democrat Party in the public eye such as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Democrats! Never defend. Never explain. Attack, attack, attack!" Therefore the DUmmies are calling for the Democrats to toss away any reasoned debate in favor of blind attack. Oh, and what ever happened to their previous calls for a "civil discourse?" I guess that call is simply flushed down the toilet when the Republicans keep winning in election after election and on issue after issue. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into the angry crybaby mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching them soil their diapers once again, is in the [brackets]:

Democrats! Never defend. Never explain. Attack, attack, attack!

[Democrats! Never be rational! Cry, cry, cry!]

Listen to me, Democrats! Never defend. Never explain. Attack, attack, attack! When a right-winger accuses you of something, back up, reframe, ignore the charges, just ATTACK. How hard can this be? Ann Coulter doesn’t waste her time defending herself against our accusations. Neither does Rush Limbaugh. They launch their attacks and the terms of the debate are set from there, and once again, as liberals, we are bringing knives to a gun fight.

[Listen to me, Democrats! When faced with rational debate, don't respond. Just cover your ears with your hands and screech as loud as possible. Just SCREAM. How hard can this be?]

Once legitimate political discourse is completely killed off in this country, we enter very dangerous times.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

No, it will force them to deal with issues if we beat them at their own game. I've been saying this for years. The dittoheads and others out there like them who can not think critically only think and believe what the person who screams the loudest says. I agree with the original poster, this is the way to fight back. People won't even remember most of what is alleged but they will remember how confident, strong and uncowardly the screamer appears. That's what most people vote for, the fiercest screamers. It has nothing to do with truth (as you should be able to tell from the polls that show 60% still believe Iraq had WMDs and that Saddam was responsible for 9/11, as Cheney and other continue to scream.) The Rethugs have called Dems cowards and that label sticks because the Dems don't scream back "What conflict did you serve in?" Dems need to live up to the "angry tag" they laid on us a while back. You're damn right we are angry! Angry about our soldiers dying becuase we were lied to by the administration. Angry that the most wealthy keep getting tax breaks and Fed subsidies while working Americans can't get a minimum wage increase. and on and on. We need to do some name calling, screaming, scratching, and bitchin!

[Scream louder than Republicans. That way we win people to our side. YEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!]

We are losing anyway, as far as I can tell why not embarass the assholes while we lose

[We are losing anyway so why not make COMPLETE fools of ourselves while we lose.]

Why don't we call the FCC when they spout??

[BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! And complain about WHAT? That the Republicans are mean because they talk about the issues?]

Would someone please explain to me why we aren't doing this?

[Psst! In case you haven't noticed...you already are.]

Rove is going after the Dems' strength -- Bush's Iraq -- and the Dems are falling into the trap. Cut and run, my ass. They have got to come to grips with the fact that we are dealing with junior high school mentality (GOP+MSM) and we need to step up the caustic rhetoric in sound byte size and repeat it over and over and over and over and over again. Surely Rove has taught us that lesson.

[We are going to act like a bunch of irrational crybabies...and it's all Rove's fault.]

Making nice is for the party that refuses to win. America is too dumbed down and has the hots for hate. It's the hand we are playing, so lets play already!

[The DUmmie image of America: DUmb and hateful. So they are going to play to that illusion.]

We need to spend our time calling them to the mat to defend their hypocrisy, warmongering, and corruption, instead of trying to debate the issues and defend baseless claims and talking points on their terms! Fight back, damnit!!!

[To hell with reasoned debate. Just SCREECH LOUDER DAMNIT!!!]

Under normal condition, civil discourse would be appropriate... However, these are not "normal times". We have an opposition that aims to knock you down and grind their boot in your face. We must fight back accordingly.

[So much for the "civil discourse" shtick that the Democrats kept harping on in their Holier-Than-Thou mode back in the '90s.]

If a republican told me: 'I was a traitor who didn't support the troops'. I'd ask'em: When was the last time someone told you to take your piece of shit opinions and shove'em up you piece of shit ass, motherf*cker? The secret to a good offense is an infinite amount of contempt.

[A DUmmie apparently eager to commit suicide.]

In any discussion with right wingers, you must always reject their premise and re-frame the debate. For as anyone who has spent any time debating with right wing radicals realizes, most all their framing points are false to begin with. It's very easy to reject them and re-frame.

["Reframe the debate" is the latest DUmmie buzzphrase meaning "Avoid the debate."]

Yellow bellied, draft dodging, awol, sons of bitches.

[It looks like your harness restraining strap fell off my little Rabid One.]

Stay on the offensive and the debate is yours. You don't win a boxing match by blocking punches and hoping your opponent gets weak. You bust a left and a right and keep smacking the hell out of them till they land on their ass!

[Ah! You choose the rational subtle approach.]

If you were a democrat in mississippi... You would know how lame this republican light bulsshit is. If you are a veteran and your opponent wasn't , go mediaval on this bullshit. Jesus H. You have the upper hand, your opinion is legit, veterans have the right to tell me about war. I would never talk like rove does to kerry. Kerry should have put on his old combat boots, and said" Fuck you candyass, fat f*cks screaming for war. Put your ass on the line and we'll talk. How DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU! keery would have CARRIED the SOUTH. When those f*cks called him out, and he didn't say DICK. He lost that moment!!!

[Open wide for the lithium drops.]

I am drunk , and live in Mississippi . We are RIGHT<> IF we didn't look like cowtowing PUSSIES <>

[Angry DRUNKEN DUmmie posts are always the FUnniest!]

The perception managers want Democrats to feel helpless, to portay them to Independents as weak, and to portray them to Republicans as the weird kid who always gets his lunch money stolen.

[The perception managers don't even need to bother portraying you as irrational, childish, and INSANE with rage.]

We need to stop taking this abuse. We have the numbers. We are up against a Goliath of twisted evil and corruption. Instead of 'fighting them over there'--we're gonna have to fight the evil right here at home. Home-grown...and it's out-of-control.

[Poor widdle DUmmie is feeling abused. Awwww...]

Lately; I just start spouting filth and cursing. Case in point; I was posting a reply the other day to a freeper's response to a youtube video. Instead of a consise and thoughtful counter explanation, I wrote a 100 word 'your penis is so small...' response. I went back a little while later and another freeper wrote to my response 'I didn't read anywhere that sex was part of this...' Duh, neither are the responses that your side puts up. Not sexual, but in the 'it don't mean a thing catagory.' Screw them. They can't use curse or cuss words because their sites are run by fundies. But does that mean we'll be prayed against and wink out of existence? Bring it on!

["They" don't use curse or cuss words because "they" don't NEED to in order to make their case.]

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How much do you blame the Republican voters personally...?

Let us now take a brief break from KOmmie KOs and the exploding Blogola scandal and visit DUmmieland for yet another installment of the continuing DUmmie Derangement Syndrome. The symptoms of this syndrome is a sense of complete hopelessness brought on by defeat after DEFEAT. The most recent DUmmie defeat was the announcement that Karl Rove WON'T be indicted which came exactly a month after the DUmmies were breaking out their victory champagne bottles to celebrate the indictment of Rove which Truthout had assured them had ALREADY happened on May 12. This and many other such Freudenschade defeats only adds to the DUmmie feelings of insecurity as they face the coming November elections. And I guarantee that the DUmmies will become ever MORE looney (and therefore more FUnnie) the closer they come to election day. Therefore this angry and defected DUmmie THREAD titled, "How much do you blame the Republican voters personally...?" is but a prelude of many more such eruptions of spontaneous dejection from DUmmieland. So break out the popcorn, gang, and enjoy the comedy entertainment of the crazed DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, encouraging more such creative dejection from the DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:

How much do you blame the Republican voters personally...?

[I blame them TOTALLY for my sense of utter dejection and despair. My unhappiness is totally dependent on those Republican voters. My entire existence is defined by THEM.]

...for what has happened and what is happening to our country? Do you despise each Republican as much as you despise George W Bush? Or are they simple pawns that have been used by their political Party and no different from how Democrats could be used in a reverse situation? Is each Republican responsible for the mess we are presently in and for the disaster we are about to be in? Once it hits the fan, not if, who will you personally hold responsible?

[Yes. Each and every Republican is responsible for the complete misery in which I suffer through until my last day on earth.]

They have been pulled in by the corporate media - I blame them the way I'd blame anyone taken in by RevMoon or the Pet Rock.

[Rev. Moon used a Pet Rock to hypnotize me into doing the DUmmie FUnnies.]

I blame them for putting Bush within a margin of cheatable victory

[Since Bush is our mighty emperor, Chimpus Khan, make that a margin of Cheetahble victory.]

I hold each and every one of them accountable. They ALL have bloody hands. Gleefully they shoved this false war down our throats.

[Gleefully we shoved MISERY down your throats.]

War is just a game to them. No Republican I personally know has EVER served NOR sacrificed one f*cking thing for this country.

[100% of our troops are Democrats. NOT a single Republican among them...at least in the DUmmie Alternate Reality.]

They take and take and kill and kill and still they want more. Blood thirsty animals. They only understand hatred and violence and fear.

[We laugh and laugh and gasp and gasp at your HILARIOUS hyperbole.[

They voted, and they are still crowing

[You voted and started crowing...before the election results came in. Freudenschade, baby!]

I consider those who voted for bush domestic enemies of the constitution and yes for me, its personal.

[Have you taken your acid bile reflux pill today?]

I don't like to admit it... Because this is a lot of people to be angry with, but yes - I blame every single person who voted for this disaster, this simpleton, this obvious idiot. They're dragging the rest of us down with them, and they must have known what a zero this man is.

[Having a happy day in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?]

They are guilty, guilty, guilty! Anyone who voted for the maniac in 2004 is human garbage.

[You are FUnnie, FUnnie, FUnnie!]

I'm more angry at the apathetic couch potato who couldn't turn the damn tv off or get off their ass long enough to go vote.

[Then you should get angry at the MTV "Rock the Vote" deadheads who got bored after waiting in the poll line for five minutes and then split before voting to party at the nearest Rave Club.]

I wouldn't piss on them to save them from going to Hell.

[What was that you folks are always saying about mean-spirited Republicans?]

I hold each and every one of these vile awholes responsible!
THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS PIGS! ENJOY!

[Open your mouth wide like a good little boy for your restraining strap.]

At the end of the first Bush term, this country was badly damaged, but salvagable; given the increase to the national debt and the damage to our civil liberties, our govt. programs & institutions, and the loss of U.S. prestige and influence abroad in the second four years, it is unlikely the U.S. will ever recover from Bush's destructive actions. We will survive, but as a second rate power with a third world standard of living.

[The Republican Tsunami destroyed your way of life and now you are forced to use bicycle pedals to power your computer.]

Whether it's ignorance, violent tendencies, religious fanaticism or whatever, every asswipe that pulled the lever for Bush in 2000 and 2004 is at fault in my opinion. It shouldn't have even been close enough for this maniac and his cohorts to steal either election. I think there's a certain element of the population that just can't get enough of the violent power projection of this administration.

[We can't get enought of the hilarious comedy projection of your dejected deranged posts.]

Maybe that's another aspect of the problem and the responsibility I bear for the current situation. I should send this to my local paper, but honestly I'm kinda afraid of these people and that's how spirals of silence happen. Cuz they're f*cking nuts (in a violent and intimidating way) and I ultimately lack the courage and the willingness to pay any kind of price or take the social risk necessary to reach the people in the larger middle who are being led astray by these hard-core bullies. Making change happen requires courage and a willingness to set aside one's social pessimism and have faith that deep down people generally want to do what (I believe) is just. That's something I struggle with. So I blame myself too.

[Who did you say were nuts? You lack the courage of showing this thread around and making yourself a LAUGHING STOCK.]

When those of us speak out against the ignorance as individuals, we certainly are not assured of support from our fellow "progressives". In European peace organizations it's much different -- there is strong support for each other, including in their personal lives. Our rugged individualism that we unthinkingly accept in our political lives works to our disadvantage, and will continue to do so until we rethink our stance on this.

[You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between]

They should all be put on trial immediately and then
sentenced to death. They have attempted to ruin the world.

[You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
Have faith or pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene]

the elections were stolen. that is how they got their boy in power, they (PNAC) had devised this plan for a long time, all the more reason why we have to hold them responsible for taking this country down the wrong track. Damn them all.

[To illustrate his last remark
Jonah in the whale, Noah in the ark
What did they do
Just when everything looked so dark]

They are subhuman and will be held to account. The day of cleansing our nation will come

[Man, they said we better
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between
No, do not mess with Mister In-Between
Do you hear me, hmm?]

My attitude towards non-voters is almost as cruel. I once refused to give money to a bum on the street because he said that he did not bother to vote in 2004.

[Oh, listen to me children and-a you will hear
About the elininatin' of the negative
And the accent on the positive
And gather 'round me children if you're willin'
And sit tight while I start reviewin'
The attitude of doin' right]

also arrogance should be included. that smug/arrogant attitude that many Republicans have.

[You've gotta accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between]

Anyone who truly thought the pukes could be beaten in 2004, you were dreaming. I'll be surprised if they dont do it again in the mid term election and in 2008. They have too much to lose. Why would anybody support the idiot son of an idiot son of a NAZI? I blame anybody who gave this junta any credibility what so ever.

[You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down down to the minimum
Otherwise otherwise pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene]

I wont even let a republican on my property

[Man, they said we better
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between
No! Don't mess with Mister In-Between]

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