Movie Review: "The Interview" Is HILARIOUS!!!!!

Your humble correspondent just saw "The Interview" and I have to tell you that the critics are WRONG! It is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! Hardly a minute goes by in this movie when I am not laughing. And a lot of that laughter was uncontrollable bellylaughs!

But...but what about the near unanimous "opinion" of the critics that the movie stinks? Well, the reason so many of them said they hated the movie is that they are afraid to admit the TRUTH that they also laughed like hell while watching it. So why would they not want to publicly admit it? Because it is so politically incorrect that they don't want to admit they enjoyed it. And I don't mean the part about assassinating Kim Jong-Un of iNorth Korea. There was a lot more that was definitely NOT PC about this movie. So un-PC that feminists would probably demand the ouster of any critic who admitted to liking the movie. So is it lewd and crude as has been charged? Absolutely. I wouldn't recommend kids, the easily offended, or the blue-nose pearl clutchers to watch this flick. However, for most of the rest of us it is highly entertaining. 

Normally I don't rely on movies that are ONLY lewd and crude because that means they are also BORING. "The Interview," however, ingeniously uses lewd and crude to make some points such as how shallow TV talk show hosts can be. For example when show host Dave Skylark (James Franco) finds out that Matthew McConnaughey might have had sex with a goat, he screams about getting him on his show and "THE GOAT! GET THE GOAT!...I've got some questions for that goat." Crude, lewd? Yes, but also hilarious and, yeah, I can understand why many might be offended by that but I still laughed at that scene. 

Another funnie scene involves the show producer Aaron Rapaport (Seth Rogen) trying to have sex with a North Korean military woman. Problem is he has a strip of poison on his hand which will kill anybody he touches so he attempts to take her bra off with just one hand and his teeth. 

As to the Kim Jong-Un scenes they are also hilarious but I don't want to give too much away except to say he loves Katie Perry music and insecure because he likes drinking margaritas but his father told him it was gay. Oh, and in one scene Dave Skylark asks him if he "sharded" and Kim defensively denies it but accuses the cameraman of doing it. 

No more description of the movie here from me so as not to ruin it for you. Kudos to Seth Rogen for writing this HILARIOUS comedy. Emphasis on COMEDY. The primary motive was to make the audience laugh, not to do a big exposé of North Korea. 

So forget all the naysaying critics. I am telling you that "The Interview" is one of the funniest movies in years. Okay, so Kim Jong-Un won't be laughing but most viewers will laugh their asses off.

Pitt: 'THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON'

The lack of self awareness on the part of WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is completely laughable as you can see in his THREAD title about the completely political Senate Intelligence Committee Report, "THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON." Hey, you want a report, Pitt? How about this newspaper report from last week titled, Scott Ritter paroled in online sex case. Anyway, speaking of being in "****ING PRISON," how about if we interview the victims of the Newton school yard in order to track down the perp? So let us now watch the clueless Pitt climb up upon his moral high horse while screaming his silly outrage unto all the world in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering when the Temporary SockPuppet begins his prison term:

THEY SHOULD ALL BE IN ****ING PRISON

[Along with Scott Ritter and the Temporary SockPuppet.]

But we "knew that already.

[What's with this "we" bit, Kemosabe?]

Gotta look forward, don'tcha know.

[What brand of cigarettes does the Temporary SockPuppet prefer? The same kind we took to Scott Ritter on prison visits? Now that Pitt left his cat's territorial mark of moral outrage, let us check out the other DUmmies who never have a bit of complaint about the ISIS headchoppers...]

It is infuriating

[You bet. It is infuriating that all these years later the Newton schoolyard perp still walks free.]

The fact that they are all walking free. Infuriates me to no end. MAKE THEM PAY!

[Break out that Trust Fund Kid checkbook.]

Life without parole in Maximum Security, with the other Hannibal Lechter types.

[Hannibal SockPuppet?]

The irony of incarceration in Guantanamo would ever so delicious.

[The irony of Pitt demanding they serve prison time is even more delicious.]

These people are monsters. The world cannot allow monsters to go free and live in luxury. It only breeds more monsters.

[Why do you hate Scott Ritter and the Temporary SockPuppet so much?]

I'm not sure how to express my anger at my country.

[Why? You do it every day so you have lots of practice.]

Thank you for this, Will. I plan to write up an essay to post here on DU:GD this evening. Right now, I'm still too angry. So I'll head out to my pond & sweat lodge to think about all of this for a while.

[How about if you start the essay like this: "It was a dark and stormy night. The Temporary SockPuppet, wearing only a raincoat and nothing underneath, prepared to make a major exposure on the Newton Schoolyard when..."]

That is all. Can't improve on that, Will. You said it all!

[And he keeps saying and saying and saying it until that major chip on his shoulder falls off.]

Yup RW Conservatives are not merely sociopaths they are mass murderers Prison is too good for them. Where is the outrage at the The International Criminal Court in the Hague?? They must have known some of this! I doubt US citizens will lead the cry for justice! But as we all know, justice delayed is justice denied...

[What is it? 10, 12, 14 years since the Newton crimes?]

Taking into account the standards used at Nuremberg, a good share of the Chimp's administration, including the Chimp himself, should have been hanged for waging aggressive war, crimes against peace, wartime atrocities and crimes against humanity. The gallows should have been busy for weeks.

[Speaking of hanging, the Temporary SockPuppet thought he was hung, a notion laughable to anybody in the know.]

I am looking forward . . . to seeing Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and many others do the perp walk.

[Like the one Karl Rove performed 24 business hours ago on May 12, 2006?]

Every time I see a war criminal on tv I throw my ****ing shoe at the tv. I'm all out of shoes and tvs.

[You're also all out of any bit of sanity.]

****ing Prison? Aren't those just for sex offenders?

[A good question for either Scott Ritter or the Temporary SockPuppet.]

KOmmie Rage at Rolling Stone Over Debunked Rape Story

The Left, along with the KOmmies, DUmmies, and Nancy Grace figured that at long last they could finally blame white jocks for sexual abuse. Unfortunately for them, the DUke LaCrosse case completely backfired on them bigtime. However, now they figured they had a slam DUnk case against a bunch of white frat boys. After all this time the rape accusations were written up in detail in Rolling Stone. Well, that story did hold up for a couple of weeks, enough time for the idiotic president of the University of Virginia to suspend frat activities without even doing an investigation when this case also blew up in their faces as you can see in this big BACKTRACK from Rolling Stone today. In addition, the Washington Post did the FACT CHECKING that the so-called writer of the Rolling Stoned story should have done and found it came up way short in terms of veracity starting with the fact that the alleged perp wasn't even a member of the frat in question.

So now all those idiots who protested the frat at UVA plus the DUmmies plus the KOmmies now look like complete shmucks yet again. That explains the REAL reason for their rage at Rolling Stoned as you can see in this KOmmie thread, What were the discrepancies in the Rolling Stone UVA rape case story. So let us now watch the KOmmie rage in Bolshevik Red as yet another phony story backfires on them big time while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before that frat OWNS Rolling Stoned after the massive lawsuit, is in the [brackets]:

What were the discrepancies in the Rolling Stone UVA rape case story?

[The truth?]

Rolling Stone just said that because of discrepancies in their story they no longer trust the rape victim. As the parent of a daughter and a faculty member who has heard a number of similar stories (it can't be mass delusion over twenty years!) I demand to know what those discrepancies are. This is going to have a chilling effect on the report of campus rape. Rolling Stone has a very high obligation to report those discrepancies and explain why they don't trust the story. This is not just a journalism story, this is a societal story - and the first time I have seen movement on the rape culture that allegedly (it could be mass hysteria) and many elite fraternities. Also, what about the author, does she also mistrust her subject now?

[Poor baby! Your blame white privileged frat boys shtick has been taken away from you. As to the author, you might find her face on a milk carton.]

I am hoping different sites can put pressure on Rolling Stone to explain themselves. If it really was serious discrepancies there is nothing to do, but it has put back the discussion on sexual violence years maybe. If Rolling Stone was intimidate into doing this there are deeper problems with our traditional media than even I realized.

[Waaaah! My leftwing narrative has been RUINED yet again. Now on to the other grieving KOmmies...]

As many others pointed out, this story had problems from the very start.

[Like a lack of fact checking on the parted of the author and Rolling Stoned?]

The problem with the story is that the RS writer apparently didn't try to contact any of the accused men.

[That should have been a strong tell right there with any normal person which, of course, doesn't include KOmmies.]

Rape survivors who talked to her, her friends, female sexual assault awareness advocates...they say they've been misled by her and don't trust her story. It's baffling to me that anyone even remotely liberal could care so little about the truth

[Not baffling to me.]

i'm pretty furious at rolling stone right now.

[Gonna cancel your rolling papers?]

I wonder how this is going to play out.

[That you and your fellow leftists will look like total IDIOTS yet again.]

These students were tried and convicted on the words of a single girl victim. That's all the evidence we need.

[And that the UVA president needed to whip out the lynch ropes.]

The WaPo account is devastating to the narrative

[And to the KOmmie MYTH.]

As it currently reads, RS failed to vet the accuser. Besides the humiliation of the retraction (and that's what this is, not an equivocation), RS may be financially liable for enormous damages.

[Soon if you are a rock star and what to get your face on the cover of the Rolling Stoned, you're going to have to clear it with the frat boys first.]

Why didnt RS track down the friends who met with her the night of the event? Why didnt they follow up with the fraternity?

[Because it would interfere with the narrative fiction.]

Fortunately, RS didn't name the men, so they didn't libel any identifiable persons. But the story did enormous damage to the fraternity and its members. It also did grave damage to UVa.

[I'm seeing damage to that fraternity to the tune of ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!]

But the entire fraternity system at UVA was suspended, not just the accused house.

[Make that TWO HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS!!!]

She just identified the PKP person who raped her at his PKP event...and that person was never a member of PKP

[Oops! Better send some Depends coupons to the story author.]

The guy she identified doesn't just deny the rape, he denies that he ever even met her. That should be fairly easy to disprove, e.g., anyone who had seen them together on any occaision. But the WaPo quotes from her friends on campus do not confirm that they met; on the contrary, the friends told the WaPo that the name she gave doesn't fit what she said about the guy previously. One campus advocate is now using the word "misled" to describe her initial conversations with Jackie.

[Yup. That frat will definitely end up OWNING Rolling Stoned.]

Rolling Stone just turned off their comments. Almost 200 - vanished. That is not the way to do damage control. Sigh.

[Don't worry. We still have your KOmmie KOmments.]

Has UVA ever denied it? They take it seriously so wouldn't they want to scream to the world its a hoax if it is?

[Not the UVA president. She suspended all the frats without proof and now she has egg on her face.]

Some people still remember the Duke Lacrosse team case, which was a disaster for the school, the community, the coach (who was fired) and members of the team. The players were eventually vindicated, but it was a nightmare of a witchhunt conducted by the DA who was later disbarred.

[Also conducted by Nancy Grace.]

The UVA President punished the entire Greek system based on a sloppy and unverified story in popular culture magazine.

[Would you like a Mike Nifong Kewpie Doll?]