"GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!"

The closer we get to the election, the LOONIER the DUmmies are acting. They can't help themselves. At this rate, they will be wearing strait jackets on Election Day, November 8. One symptom of this looniness can be seen in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!" Yes, they are now absolutely convinced that the election is being stolen from them in plain sight. So let us now watch the DUmmies go completely off the electoral edge in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking a break from pre-programming the Diebold machines, is in the [brackets]:

GOD DAMN THEM ALL: THEY ARE STEALING IT NOW!

[Why wait until Nov. 8?]

Democratic votes are flipping to the REPUKEs in AT LEAST FOUR STATES NOW:

[ONLY four states?]

Just as I expected - at least NOW our eyes are wide open

[Watch us steal your votes in plain sight.]

The screen may say you voted D. The printout may say you voted D. But the vapor vote could say you voted R and there would be no way of knowing unless meaningful audits were in place (which they are not).

[Verifiable vapor trails!]

Like I said - it can say that it is correct, print that it's correct, but that doesn't mean that the vote will be counted correctly - Mark D, Print D, but the vote, with no way to see it, is cast as R. Without the printed receipts being meanifully audited, you'd never know.

[Would it help if you voted while listening to Veronica Lake sing, "Now You See It, Now You Don't?"]

Rove polled all his guys to be sure the hack was installed in the software. They all said "Yezzer"

[Actually they all said, "Yes Master!"]

Take pictures (cell phone cameras). There's no law against it (I assume), so I think everyone who has to use one of the touch-screen voting machines should have their cell phone cameras out (if they have one) and taking a picture of the screen as they cast their vote. Even better if your phone is one of those capable of taking short movies. If something fishy happens, save the file, date them, and send them out. Take pictures of the election workers and officials at the polling place while you're at it.

[And don't forget to make a short movie of yourself being handcuffed just outside the voting booth.]

damn...I wish I had thought about that when I voted on Sat. Great idea. Even if it isn't 'legal' it proves the point.

[Don't let the fact that it is illegal stop you.]

is everybody ready. Is everybody ready to strike or march? It looks like we are getting a full week's notice. Let's get things in place to act on Nov 7 and 8, 9, 10......

[Pack up your orange diapers.]

you'd think they'd use a little bit of discretion, and use something at the end of the tabulation software, and not openly show their suckage of votes.

[That's because we love to mess with DUmmiecrat minds.]

Although, having no one questioning them in the past, maybe they like to have people see their scamming openly and hurtfully.

[It makes it so much more FUn!]

What is ANYONE going to do about it if they steal it? Tip over the voting machines? Riot? March on D.C.? If you did any of those things you'll all be labeled violent criminals if not enemy combatants (at which point you'll be whisked away). And that isn't a way to do it at any rate. But the right way to do it is not working. The Republican party is IN POLITICAL SHAMBLES already. They HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE by OPENLY STEALING IT. Nobody has stopped them yet. And if they win, there will be no stopping them.

[I think the poll workers are going to need a tranquillizer dart gun to use on you when you vote on Nov. 8.]

The second this happens, it should be treated as a crime scene. Cordon off the machine, impound it, and examine it forensically to see what's going on with the software.

[Bring plenty of yellow police tape with you when you vote on Nov. 8. Then dust down all voting machines for fingerprints and take DNA samples.]

If I ever experience anything like that, I won't leave until the FBI is on scene and the machine is red-tagged.

[Best not to leave until the machine is handcuffed and read its Miranda rights.]

We need to advertise to warn people. Now. Every incident must be documented. I am going to the streets this time, if we have proof.

[And even if you don't.]

When are the American people going to wake up and see that when ALL of the errors favor one party, and the errors are not bloody likely to begin with that someone is hacking our democracy!

[Hack the Vote!]

Even better - Diebold makes ATMs. If you can get a receipt there....... you can get a recepit from a voting machine AND - somehow they manage to keep all those bank accounts TABULATED CORRECTLY!!!

[We have charged your bank account a $20 DUmmie fee.]

We Have a GREAT CASE BUILDING Already right before the Election. I see this as a positive...

[Always look at the positive side of things.]

Enough Proof is Coming Out to Pin Point That This Election has been compromised by the equipment we are voting on. We have an excellent chance to challenge any results that appear to be "rigged"....

[Send in the lawyers!]

Through a complex series of legal maneuvers, and now a shocking new decision from the 6th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, the GOP has thrown Ohio's entire process of voting and vote counting into serious disarray. The mess is perfectly designed to suppress voter turnout, make election monitoring and a recount impossible, and allow the Republican Party to emerge with a victory despite overwhelming evidence the electorate wants exactly the opposite.

[All your legal maneuvers belong to US!]

Do people here lose their minds during election time?

[Yes.]

The EARLY VOTING is going on now. Some states/districts have them. The ones that do are showing DEFINITIVE signs of fraud. If the "glitches" were consistently for both sides, I don't think this would be a story, BUT THEY ARE CONSISTENTLY CHANGING DEM VOTES TO REPUB.

[Flip-Flop. Mostly Flip.]

The problem is, voting machines make it possible to fraud an entire election. That's what we are seeing here. 4-5 STATES are having problems now. How many more are we going to accept?!?!

[Did I say break out an orange diaper? Make that an orange Depends.]

These guys play dirty, and they will play dirty ALL THE WAY, FOR KEEPS.

[Please make an online reservation for your post-election Wal-Mart Detention Center cubicle.]

There is nothing to stop them. Why do people think that "positive thinking" is going stop the GOP from stealing it? They have figured out which ones to steal and have the appropriate machines and methods in place. They will get just enough to prevent the dems from getting a majority and they will just squeak over 50% , like they did the last two times and in the Mexican election. Then they will say that the democrats were too confident and that the GOP have been working quietly to get every single voter out or something like that. In a local race I have already heard that one from a confident, but behind in the polls Gop candidate. There is no way they are going to let democrats win a majority there is too much at stake for them and they are totally corrupt and want total power, not what is best for the country. What do people think, that they are going to decide to be ethical just this once? Why on earth would they not do it? There are enough hackable machines and there are enough voters who "won't notice" being purged and will fill out a provisional and think they have voted.

[Ah! The Power of Negative Thinking. Every Day in Every Little Way, I'm feeling Lousier and Lousier.]

When the votes are counted, they had better meet expectations

[Translation: When the votes are counted, the Democrats better win or we riot in the streets in our orange diapers.]

VIDEO YOUR VOTE!!! Everyone, Video the screen AS YOU VOTE!

[ROCK THE VOTE is so 2004. Today it is VIDEO YOUR VOTE!!!]

If there is fraud there HAS to be proof or else they've suceeded. If you video AFTER you've voted there is no proof. We have to have people anticipating a problem BEFORE it occurs! We only need a few actual videos to get MSM attention.

[If you see someone at the polls decked out in a white absbestos haz-mat suit complete with oxygen tank trying to video his vote, then you know you are seeing a DUmmie.]

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ALL Is Going According To The Perfect Rovian Plan

Forget the polls. They are about as accurate as the more "scientific" exit polls. The only thing you need to keep in mind is who are the generals in this political war. On the one side we have Howard Dean and on the other side is Karl Rove. And as we all know, Howard Dean's pathetic Kung Fu is no match for Master Rove's Kung Fu. While Scream Dean has come up with a bizarre 50 state strategy that wastes Democrat resources, Master Rove has devised a plan in which the Democrats are but mere asteroidal specks aimlessly floating in the vast Rovian Galaxy. The DUmmies are just now beginning to sense this and Rove PANIC has just started setting in beginning with this THREAD titled, "Broward Co., FL: Votes for Democrats are registering for Republicans." This is followed by nervous SPECULATION about Master Rove's secret plan. Finally we have the DUmmies sweating over the fact that a big DUmmiecrat has already thrown in the towel in this THREAD titled, "Thom Hartman on Mother Jones: GOP will keep both houses." So let us now watch the DUmmies trembling before the might of Master Rove in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, suggesting the DUmmies take a deep whiff of chloroform to ease the tortuous Rovian pain, is in the [brackets]:

Broward Co., FL: Votes for Democrats are registering for Republicans

[Since I already did my early voting myself, out of curiosity I chose a couple of Democrat candidates only to see the Republicans pop up on the review screen. The poll workers turned their heads sharply in my direction when they heard me yell: "ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!"]

Several South Florida voters say the choices they touched on the electronic screens were not the ones that appeared on the review screen -- the final voting step. Election officials say they aren't aware of any serious voting issues. But in Broward County, for example, they don't know how widespread the machine problems are because there's no process for poll workers to quickly report minor issues and no central database of machine problems.

[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

Debra A. Reed voted with her boss on Wednesday at African-American Research Library and Cultural Center near Fort Lauderdale. Her vote went smoothly, but boss Gary Rudolf called her over to look at what was happening on his machine. He touched the screen for gubernatorial candidate Jim Davis, a Democrat, but the review screen repeatedly registered the Republican, Charlie Crist.

[Hee! Hee!]

That's exactly the kind of problem that sends conspiracy theorists into high gear -- especially in South Florida, where a history of problems at the polls have made voters particularly skittish.A poll worker then helped Rudolf, but it took three tries to get it right, Reed said.''I'm shocked because I really want . . . to trust that the issues with irregularities with voting machines have been resolved,'' said Reed, a paralegal. ``It worries me because the races are so close.''

[Don't worry. It ultimately registered a vote for a Republican no matter what your review screen said.]

Mauricio Raponi wanted to vote for Democrats across the board at the Lemon City Library in Miami on Thursday. But each time he hit the button next to the candidate, the Republican choice showed up. Raponi, 53, persevered until the machine worked. Then he alerted a poll worker.

[What's Raponi's DUmmie screen name. And now to hear the Rovian conspiracy theories from the DUmmies.]

Who the hell are programming these things?

[Perfect Rovian programming agents.]

If someone really wanted to commit election fraud, the voter wouldn't see the improper selection. But these damn screens are notorious for miscalibration and poll workers are trained to reset them.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

It gives me a lot of faith in the ATM machines across the nation that have Diebold written on them.

[Republicans get a $50 bonus on all withdrawals if they insert their vote card into those ATMs.]

its got nothing to do with calibration. it is obviously deliberate.

[Guess who the wizard is hiding inside your Diebold machine?]

I've seen you before at DU, often pooh-poohing problems in this EGREGIOUSLY non-transparent voting technology. Do you LIKE non-transparent, unverifiable vote counting, run on TRADE SECRET, PROPRIETARY programming code, owned and controlled by Bushite corporations? Please tell us.

[Yup!]

Didn't we go through all this when Bev Harris was pulling DUers chains?

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from yanking your chain.]

They only miscalibrate one way. Funny how that works.

[Karl Rove is laughing all the way to the computer bank.]

This is an OUTRAGEOUS situation. It's not outside hackers that are the danger--it's INSIDE hackers! Thus, all these so-called "security" measures are a farce, a dumbshow, designed to hoodwink election workers and the public. Our democracy is in mortal danger from these machines. We must get rid of them. We MUST!

[Good news! If your voting precinct uses electronic machines, you have the option to cast your ballot by paper on Nov. 8. Write down that date. November 8.]

Oh No - OF Course Its Not Deliberate - It Just Only Always Favors Rethugs

[ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!]

No wonder rove had his usual smirk...he knows what the outcome will be since they programmed them again. Why is it...the mistakes are ALWAYS in favor of the republicans. No once has a republican came forward and said the machine bounced to the democrat when the selected a republican.

[Its the hit new Christmas toy---The Smirking Rove. And it now includes a camera and MP3 player!!! (Batteries not included.)]

Those Machines should be detained for forensic purposes

[Seal off those precincts with yellow police tape and dust down all Diebolds for fingerprints!]

BRENDA SNIPES IS A BUSH ASS KISSER . HER JOB IS TO MAKE SURE SHE HANDS THE VOTES OVER TO REPUBLICANS. SHE WILL SAY THE MACHINE HAD A HICCUP. SHE WILL SAY THE MACHINE HAD A GLITCH. SHE WILL SAY THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS--BUT ALL THE TIME BRENDA BUSH ASS KISSER IS WORKING TO DELIVER THE VOTES TO THE REPUBLICANS.

[Strange. I thought Brenda Snipes is a DEMOCRAT but what do I know?]

this afternoon some guy was walking the neighborhood. he said he was canvassing for KLEIN the democrat running against CLAY SHAW. HE HAD MY NAME, MY HUSBAND'S NAME AND OUR SON'S NAME. HE ASKED IF WE WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR KLEIN. but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind about bush and about the delusional thinking of KLEIN and every other democrat who thinks they are going to win and take democracy back with votes as long as bush and the likes of brenda the bush asskisser snipes control the machines. then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care. he said he wouldn't be wearing a VOTE FOR KLEIN gummy sticker posted to his shirt if he were a homeland security. i said yes you would. if you were a homeland security undercover person you would be wearing a kline sticker.

[They're coming to take me away!
Hee! Hee!
They're coming to take me away!
Ho! Ho!]

Will someone please explain to me why the "glitch" always works in favor of Repugs?

[Karl Rove will be happy to explain...right after the election.]

WTF is it going to take to get people angry enough to get off their asses???

[A cut off in pizza delivery service?]

NEWS EDITORS: STOP CALLING THEM "GLITCHES" Because never once, EVER, has there been a reported case of Dems getting wrong votes, why don't you editors accurately call it "GOP BIAS" or "REPUBLICAN SOFTWARE DEFAULT SETTINGS" or something truthful that makes the theft of Democracy sound a little less trivial?

[May I recommend a double dose of chloroform to ease the pain?]

I don't remember ever reading of a Bush to Kerry flip

[But I do remember a Kerry to Edwards flop.]

The ES&S Touchscreens need to be cleaned with windex. skin oils get on the screen and divert the galvonic response.

[Karl Rove has already programmed the windex to divert a galvonic response in the GOP direction.]

Not to mention Estee Lauder hand cream!

[Or petroleum jelly when voting on gay marriage issues.]

Why is anybody surprised? This is going to happen everywhere.

[Instead of mere chloroform, I recommend a plastic bag over the head to ease your pain.]

Robert F Kennedy Jr., won't you say something about this?

["I prefer to rub my touchscreen with an illegal substance."]

Hand Counted Paper Ballots NOW! ...or Fascism Forever. Are you ready for a full scale revolt? Cuz that is the only way to restore democracy. Massive gov't shutdown NOW!!!

[Massive gov't shutdown NOW!!! Don't leave your homes until Nov. 8!!! And now we visit the DUmmies sweating bullets over Karl Rove's 11th hour PLAN.]

LAT: GOP at a loss? Karl Rove has an 11th-hour plan to win

[You are about to enter A Perfect Rovian Plan!]

....Rove is giving a virtuoso performance designed to prevent the Democrats from taking control of the House and Senate or, if that is no longer possible, to hold down the size of the Democratic victory to make it easier for the GOP to come back in 2008. His plan is three-pronged: to re-energize any conservatives who may be flagging; to make sure the GOP's carefully constructed campaign apparatus is functioning at peak efficiency; and to put the resources of the federal government to use for political gain....

[Master Rove manipulating the chess pieces from the Death Star.]

This week, Rove and his staff...will oversee an exodus of political employees from Cabinet agencies, Capitol Hill and lobbying firms — many of them skilled campaign veterans — to more than a dozen battleground states. Many will act as "marshals," supervising the "72-hour plan" developed by Rove in 2001 with Ken Mehlman, the former White House political director who now heads the Republican National Committee....

[The "marshalls" will be wearing their breath masks.]

Last summer, they invited hundreds of political appointees from Cabinet agencies, along with other GOP activists and Hill staffers, to attend a pep rally in Washington. The event featured appeals to politically experienced federal appointees to volunteer for campaign work in battleground races in the final two weeks of the campaign....

[Did they cook marshmallows at the pep rally?]

Interior Department employees describe regular visits from Rove's staff during Bush's first term. On one occasion, Rove visited a retreat for the 50 top Interior Department managers. The lights dimmed in an agency conference room as Rove went through a PowerPoint presentation showing battleground races in the 2002 midterm election, and occasionally made oblique but clearly understood references to Interior Department decisions that could affect these races.

["Welcome to the Death Star. Emperor Palpatine will be joining us in a few minutes."]

By stopping short of explicitly calling on the Interior Department officials to take action, Rove stayed within the rules against exerting improper political influence....As the White House official considered closest to the president, Rove — along with his staff — not only influences government decisions and the travel schedules of GOP officeholders, but organizes leaders of private-sector groups who are investing heavily in the election....

[As the White House official considered closest to the president, Rove not only influences government decisions and the travel schedules of GOP officeholders but also affects the path of each and every tiny neutrino on the far side of the galaxy.]

I'll tell you what a Democratic Congress must investigate (if they win) are the flagrant violations of the Hatch Act being committed by Karl Rove, basically running the RNC out of the West Wing of the White House, all while drawing a government salary,.

[As opposed to Hillary running the DNC out of the War Room in the White House basement.]

The Foley story broke just a bit too early. And Rove knows just what to do,and has the money to do it, to manipulate the bad news off the TV screen. He manipulates well

[Tremble before the power that is the Mighty Master Rove!]

I'm trying not to get my hopes up. But I sense a momentum, especially after watching the Ford/Corker debate, that is building.

[Strange how that momentum has seemed to be contantly moving only in the direction of the Democrats for the past year.]

Rigging from coast to coast folks is how Rove does his numbers.

[Rigging from coast to coast and on all the ships at sea.]

I am so sick of hearing about Rover. He needs to wake up and find his ass in the slammer.

[Didn't Karl Rove wake up in the slammer on May 12?]

The thing to be careful of is that they don't use Saddam's verdict on Nov 5th in the same way they used Osama's video in Nov' 04...i.e. as an excuse that voters changed their minds at the last minute because they believed the Repubs were stronger on security... If the Democrats have any sense they will have something lined up to counteract that or even distract from it.

[They will have Dennis Kucinich lined up to go on TV and declare Bush a war criminal who must be sent to The Hague.]

It seems like such an uphill battle doesn't it? The corporate media is our biggest block to reaching the people.

[Dusting off the old "couldn't get the message out" excuse? And now on to a DUmmiecrat who has already declared DEFEAT.]

Thom Hartman on Mother Jones: GOP will keep both houses

[A rarity---a reality-based DUmmiecrat.]

He said it just now on AAR radio, citing Diebold and voter intimidation among other things, I don't have a link. He added that 06 has been stolen months ago, voter turnout will mean shit.

[It's a done deal so no need for you to vote on Nov. 8.]

People have to go vote and feel the pain as there vote is block, flipped or Diebolded.

[The Joy of Masochism.]

voter turnout was huge in 2004. It was democratic. They stole the eleciotn. now their machines are everywhere. Much easier to steal this one than the last one, which they stole with ease.

[Stealing this election is a piece of cake.]

If the GOP holds the House (and it's beginning to look like the Senate, too), then we can be sure the reason is something like Diebold and voter intimidation. If the election were held tomorrow, and the Republicans hang on, we have every right to assue massive fraud was the reason. We shall respond appropriately, as did the Ukrainian people last year.

[Get ready to break out your orange diapers.]

Damn, and I already voted...

[If you didn't rub the touch screen with windex, guess what galvonic reaction your skin oils caused in the Diebold machine.]

I am Very pessimistic. And I BLAME the Democrats.

[Karl Rove is deeply saddened that you don't also blame him.]

If we don't turn out they may actually win without fraud. Not much of a leg to stand on if you want to argue on Nov. 8th.

[I really don't feel like arguing with you on Nov. 8 when you cast your vote.]

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Master Rove Instills Fear In The DUmmies

Karl Rove. The very name instills fear in the DUmmies. No matter how much they demean the intelligence of the President, DUmmies and their fellow DUmmiecrats absolutely FEAR Karl Rove. To them he is the MASTER MIND behind every plot, every incident that happens in the political sphere and beyond. They are absolutely certain that all news events are ultimately controlled by Rove. Therefore imagine how freaked out they are over Rove's recent interview on NPR about the upcoming election. You can get an idea of this DUmmie panic in this THREAD titled, "Rove on NPR: 'Real' polls he has access to - GOP wins all." So let us now watch the DUmmie bow down before the genius that is Master Rove in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, entering A Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [brackets]:

Rove on NPR: "Real" polls he has access to - GOP wins all

[Approach Master Rove on you knees, DUmmies!]

Rove said that he was reviewing 68 polls a week, and that "unlike the general public, I'm allowed to see the polls on the individual races," as opposed to public polls reported in the media.

"You may be looking at four or five public polls a week that talk about attitudes nationally, but that do not impact the outcome," Rove said.

Rove claimed that the polls "add up to a Republican Senate and a Republican House."

"You may end up with a different math, but you're entitled to your math," Rove said. "I'm entitled to 'the' math."

[Tremble before the genius of the All-Knowing Rove!]

What polls? the Diebold Polling Service perhaps?

[Master Rove owns ALL your Diebold machines!]

The kind he reported to W in 2004 when exit polls said they were toast. The ones they are cooking right now. manufacturing reality works on more levels than one.

[Not to worry, DUmmies. Just let Master Rove cover your faces with the hankie dripping with chloroform so you can go to sleep peacefully, not to wake up until Nov. 8. It will be so much less painful for you that way.]

My thoughts exactly. The results have already been "programmed".

["Pre-programmed" is the preferred word.]

that guy really needs a good extradition to the Hague that would clear his fudgy little mind.

[The Hague seems to be the latest DUmmie buzzword as the judicial solution for whatever ails them.]

We will find out on November 8th that Karl Rove is a liar and pompous ass

[You better hope you wake up slowly from the effects of the chloroform on that day .]

He's just notifying us that the fix is in. We still have to vote!

[Why? Better if you just take a big whiff of Master Rove's chloroform now.]

Rove does not have access to some super secret polling technique that no one else has access too, and has no more insight into how voting will go than any reputable pollster.

[Lean back, tap your heels together three times, and repeat, "There is no Master like Master Rove" while the chloroform is being administered.]

It would behove every one to admit that Rove is a smart guy.

[Don't worry, my little DUmmies. You have Scream Dean on your side facing down the Mighty Rove. That thought should give you peace of mind as you take a big whiff of the chloroform.]

They're going down. The age of Rove is over.

[Said the DUmmie just as the effects of the chloroform knocked him out.]

Let's not get so sure of ourselves..... I was sure Gore won in 2000!! They are talking about power surges and messing with the Election right at this moment on my Noon TV News!

[Good News! Master Rove will be more than happy to administer the chloroform to you again when you wake up to the TV news on Nov. 8.]

I refuse to buy into the Rove bogeyman anymore. They're done.

[Asserted the DUmmie as the yellow waters cascaded down his pants.]

i hope they are not manipulating the public polls to fool us into letting down our guard?

[Hee! Hee!]

If he's mfgg plausibility for stolen elections, we NEED TO ACT
--to DEMAND that he tell us who's doing his polls, give examples of where and why they're more reliable, explain why they're secret. And we need to publicize the possibility that he's simply trying to create plausibility for manufactured election results. I'm rather shocked that even here at DU, so few folks seem aware of this possibility.

[It sounds like you need a double whiff of the Rovian chloroform.]

Their GOTV machine is legendary for good reason--they're on the phones and gassing upthe busses while we sit here typing on our little website.

[DUAC! DUAC! Maybe it help the Democrats if you removed the pizza box pile from your basement doorway.]

DO NOT GET COMPLACENT. We have NOT won ANYTHING yet. Eyes on the prize, guys.

[Eyes on Lucy's football, guys.]

White House political head honcho Karl Rove was interviewed by National Public Radio yesterday. He effectively announced plans to steal the coming elections. The polls point decisively to a Democratic majority in the House, and possibly in the Senate. Yet Rove told NPR he was certain of Republican majorities in both houses, and gave laughable reasons for his claim.

[Just as the effects of the chloroform kicks in, you will see bright flickering lights and hear the delightful sounds of bluebirds merrily singing.]

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"Revolution!"

Are you a Republican? Then you can be subject to imprisonment or worse if the Democrats regain control of the House and Senate this year. I kid you not. Just read the bizarre Daily Kos revenge fantasies of KOmmie buhdydharma in his THREAD appropriately titled, "Revolution!" For this KOmmie and many Democrats, this election is about REVENGE which they call "Revolution." So before I am accused of scare-mongering exaggeration I will let KOmmie buhdydharma and the other KOmmies describe for themselves their revolution revenge scenarios in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching as the Democrats begin planning their Chekhist squads, is in the [brackets]:

Revolution!

[NO PASARAN!!!]

All of my life the Republicans have been my Enemy. When I was 10 years old I remember distinctly telling a group of older people who were criticizing Humphrey at the Democratic Convention in Chicago that the Democrats weren't the problem. It was The Republicans.

[This KOmmie, by his own admission, has been in a hate mode all his life.]

I protested Nixon, I protested Reagan, I flipped Bush1 the Bird from up on my Mountaintop and sent him juicy hate mail. Using stamps!

[Thanx for placing yourself on the Secret Service Watch List.]

All of my life.

[...I've been a nutjob.]

All of my life I have listened to their peculiar line of Bullshit. All of my life I have watched them choose War over Peace, Greed over Kindness, Oppression over Freedom, Profit over Planet.

[No shades of grey in this KOmmie's thinking. KOmmie buhdydharma is blindly doctrinaire all the way.]

All of my life I have watched the battles. Civil rights, human rights, the environment, housing, health care, dignity for the poor, energy, AIDS, mental health, homelessness, corporate greed, women's rights, commercializing culture out of existence, deregulation, education, gay rights, corruption, sexual repression, voter suppression, electoral dirty tricks, repression of alternative energy, military boondoggles, preemptive war, union busting, suspension of democracy, abolishing habeas corpus, secret prison networks, rendition, torture, not to mention rudeness, snideness, lying, cheating, stealing and just plain Assholiness, Jerkwaditude and general repulsiveness. If I ever had an ethical or moral question, All of my life all I had to do is ask what a Republican would do...and then do the opposite.

[So all of your life you've been controlled by your own Republican obsession. Should I order steak or lobster? Well, it depends on what a Republican would eat and then I'll do just the opposite. Therefore KOmmie buhdydharma's entire existence has been defined by Republicans.]

Six years ago they got everything they ever wanted. Complete control of the government with several elderly Supreme Court Justices. The bastards got the whole enchilada and grabbed the brass ring. It was all theirs, they could finally do whatever they want, pass whatever laws, strip whatever freedoms, invade any countries. Their long held dream of unfettered power and control finally came true.

[And yet, oddly enough, you still have the freedom to let loose with your insane rant.]

For six years they have done EXACTLY what they wanted.

[You are our SLAVE!!! I order you to act like a complete obsessed idiot for our entertainment!]

Did whatever they pleased while thumbing their noses at the rest of the world.

[And while laughing at your Republican obsession.]

They have gotten exactly what they wanted....this is EXACTLY what happens under the Republicans. This chaos and suffering we see in our country and around the world is EXACTLY what Republican policies produce. ALWAYS. It is a completely unsustainable model, designed to enrich the few, while oppressing EVERYONE but the top 1%. It is a path to destruction.

[And STARVE the children. Don't forget to include that.]

I have always been curious and horrified at the prospect of this time, what they would do if they actually had unlimited power. Now we know. Everyone here is feeling pretty confident right now...the polls are good, momentum is on our side, the Forces Of Evil are suffering setback after setback...especially in George Bush's War. But is it enough?

[Nope. We still OWN the Diebold machines.]

All of my life the GOP has stood for Greed, Oppression and Power, but their true corruptness and their true hate and their true avarice has been muted by the fact that they have been checked either by a Democratic Congress or a Democratic President.

[And a Democrat MSM.]

Now it's all out in the open, when the Republicans have their way....EVERYONE suffers, except the top 1%.

[And yet they still keep getting the vote from over 50% of the rest of the population. Strange.]

Is this the America we want?

Is this the America that the average citizen wants?

Is this America at all?

[America wants that you start taking your meds again.]

Now......right NOW, my friends we have an absolutely unique opportunity. An HISTORIC opportunity!

This election is NOT a referendum on Iraq, or tax cuts, or sexual predation.

This election is a referendum on RepublicanISM itself.

[This election is a referendum on your sanity.]

This, my friends, is a REVOLUTION!!!

[Did you get Mommy's permission yet to play revolutionary in the street?]

If we work hard (as i know we are) we can defeat them at the polling places. If we spread the word and Work Harder and GET OUT THE VOTE!!! .....................we can CRUSH THEM!

[Anyone out there get the feeling yet that this KOmmie resented the fact that NORMAL successful guys in high school who were also Republicans were going out with the hot chicks that this loser craved? This is often how the hate REALLY begins.]

I call on you now, I call on every Kossak, every NIONer, every member of the left Blogosphere...everyone you know, every one you meet, everyone you talk to on the phone....Including the NSA...to make this not just an election, not just a referendum...but a REVOLUTION in America.

[IOW, make complete asses of yourselves.]

If we are going to take this f*cking country back and make it into what it CAN be, we must destroy Republicanism as viable alternative to TRUE democracy.

[Make being a Republican a Hate Crime.]

We need to PUSH for investigations into corruption, the war, sex scandals, torture and secret prisons and the HUGE pile of Elephant shit in our living rooms and kitchens.

[Notice that this KOmmie has not one bit of outrage against the REAL terrorists?]

AND ALL ALONG THE WAY WE NEED TO POINT OUT THAT THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANISM DOES TO OUR COUNTRY!

[We aleady know that Republicanism makes you go berserk.... REPUBLICANS!!! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED...STEP BY STEP...]

We need to destroy the MYTH that Republicans are responsible stewards of the economy and war...and prove and yell and scream out at the top of our lungs just how much damage and destruction Republicanism has done to our nation and the world!

[We need to destroy the myth that KOmmies are sane. Oh, you're doing that job for us. Thanx.]

Every four years, in America, we have the chance for a bloodless Revolution. This time our opportunity is in the midterms, the opportunity to change governments, to change minds....to truly change the world.

[Lucy is now holding your electoral football, waiting for your kick...]

The Republican model is competition and destroying your opposition...whether it be in business, politics or foreign policy. In order to survive the upcoming changes we face on the planet we need to change that to a democratic model of cooperation. THAT will be the change that creates a new and better world for our children and the next Seven Generations. In order to achieve this the model of Republican*ism* must be defeated, discredited ....and if possible destroyed...destroyed at the very least as a concept of viable government.

[Destroy competition and replace it with collectivism.]

You may say I'm a dreamer....but I'm not the only one, perhaps some day you will join us.... and the world will be as one.

[You're not the only one. Lots of other KOmmies, DUmmies, and lefwingers in general share your twisted mindset.]

Revolutions are not started and participated in by 'others,' they are started by YOU!

[Get the list of all the BDS patients and recruit them for the revolution. And now on to the other KOmmies...]

This is all about GOTV — getting our own voters enthused and committed to voting (and demoralizing our opponents' voters so that they aren't).

[Thanx for giving away the Democrat game plan that we already knew about---demoralizing Republicans so they won't vote. ALL election news on the MSM is now geared toward that end.]

A vast amount of work will remain. Hey, we don't even know if we'll have subpoena power yet. It's true. Republicanism must be discredited forever. It needs to be cast on the ash heap of history as totalitariam Communism was in 1991.
We have to take the long view, and work towards that end. If there is an un-American, anti-American creed in this country, Republicanism is now it.

[A KOmmie already planning on indicting Republicans for the crime of...being Republicans.]

13 days to go and its going our way.

[Great end zone victory dance you're performing there...before you actually score the touchdown.]

First, we must expose the GOP for the organized criminal element they truly are. We need to investigate and document their dirty deeds then exhibit before the American people the cold, stark facts, the hard evidence of global graft, corrupt cronyism, and several subtle subversions of our precious Constitution for which they are solely responsible. Revolution begins November 7th. In the end, impeachment is the only remedy.

[Hi Mr. Coyote. The Acme Co. package has just arrived at your doorstep.]

I don't know about you but I am forced to interact with repugs at work and in RL all the time. These people are the most racist, hate filled, conniving wacko's you ever want to meet. Even the ones who come off as merely misguided "nice people" will eventually, once you really get to know them, reveal the true nature of their hearts. It's a good thing I will not be elected presnit as I would use the full power of the chimps unitary executive power grab immediately. I would declare everyone who voted for Commander Assclown an enemy combatant and force them to undergo a re-education program. No waterboarding or hoods and electrodes, no, I would get medievil on their ass.

[How humanitarian of you. No torture of Republicans. Merely force them to be confined to re-education camps.]

I would make them care for the sick, the elderly, and the helpless. I would force them to build housing for the homeless using the money they looted from us and the US treasury. They would be made to provide healthcare for even the least amongst us. I would force them to actually look a gay person in the eye and explain to them why they have spent a lifetime trying to make them invisible and without equal rights, and why they secretly cheered when violence was done to them. They would be required to explain to their neighbors of color why the shade of their skin makes them a target for their hatred and fears. They need to be held accountable for what they have allowed to happen, and what they have helped to create. I'm giving none of them a free pass.

[Would you allow them to beg your forgiveness for being a Republican?]

Two more weeks before impeachment hearings might begin ? PLEASE let it be so.....I so, so, want to see John Conyers as Chair of the Judiciary committee, issuing subpoenas to his Satanic travesty himself.

[John Conyers hears ya! However, Nancy Pelosi is pretending she doesn't.]

I don't care if someone is a traditional, SANE old-school republican, they are the enemy for supporting the hijackers of their party. But when I really think about it... THEY murdered JFK, RFK, MLK. And others. Many others. Weldon for sures. They are murderous thugs, and they need to be stripped of their citizenship and deported -- Syria has room at the Inn, I hear.

[Welcome to the Hate Week celebrations. Please wait until the big screen lights up before rabidly ranting your HATE of all Republicans.]

I got me a Guy Fawkes mask.

[Do you feel empowered yet?]

Brothers and sisters , I wanna see a sea of hands out there... I want everybody to kick up some noise , I wanna hear some revolution... Brothers and sisters , the time has come for each and every one of you to decide whether you are going to be the problem or you are going to be the solution! You must choose , brothers , you must choose. It takes five seconds , five seconds of decision , five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes five seconds to realize that its time to move , it's time to get down with it. Brothers , it's time to testify. And I want to know - are you ready to testify ? Are you ready !! I give you a testimonial. THE MC5 !!

[Okay. I admit it. My main motivation for voting wasn't to help Republicans but to watch your heads explode on Election Night.]

So I hate them. I despise them. Every single one ought to be nailed into a barrel of wolverines and sent floating over the falls. No apologies.

[Rabid animals don't ever apologize so no apologies expected.]

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DUmmies Already Acting Like Jerks At Early Voting

I knew this would happen. DUmmies making complete jerks of themselves at early voting. I did my own early voting yesterday. It was real simple. Touched the screen next to my selections, checked out the review, and hit the red button to cast my ballot. In and Out. No problem. Of course there would have been a problem had I chosen to make a complete jerk of myself as DUmmie movie_girl99 proudly presented herself in her THREAD titled, "my voting experience in Texas yesterday." So let us now get a sneak preview of the havoc the DUmmies will reap in the upcoming elections. As usual the DUmmie electoral paranoia is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that voting in heavily Democrat Broward county has been very LIGHT so far, is in the [brackets]:

my voting experience in Texas yesterday

[Karl Rove was the wizard hiding inside your electronic voting machine.]

I live in a suburb north of Dallas that is pretty conservative but has its share of progressive folks. I went to vote yesterday and walked in to the room where the voting machines were. I didn't panic because I figured they would have paper ballots as well. I have lived there for 15 years and always had paper ballots. I get all checked in and this lady hands me a four digit pin number and shows me to my machine. I said "oh I would like to have a paper ballot" she and the two other people looked at me like I had two heads. So I asked "don't you have paper ballots to use" the lady replies in a crappy tone "well I'm sure we have one laying around here somewhere" so I waited. All three of them again looked at me as if i'd just come down out of the sky in a green suit. I asked again "so do you have any paper ballots available" then the gentleman that checked me in said "i'm sure we do but we don't have time to go and look for one". At this time there were about 10 people in line behind me. The lady then proceeds to tell me how easy this new machine is and I replied "it's not about being easy, I work in technology but I feel more comfortable voting on paper". She put her hand out and kind of led me over to the machine to show me how simple it was to operate and I said "so you're telling me that if I want to vote today, I have to use this machine". They stood there dumbfounded and I just thought to hell with it, i'll use the damn thing but wont vote straight party. I'll go down the list one by one voting for Dem candidates.

[DUmmies already acting like mass asses.]

My question is...was that legal? Should I have had the option to vote on paper?

[Yes. You can cast a paper ballot into the nearest trashcan.]

Not sure about the legality, but I would worry about your vote being tossed in the trash if it's on some kind of provisional or alternate ballot.

[FUnnie. I'm not worried about that DUmmie wasting her vote at all.]

They still have election judges from all parties watching over things. It would not be an easy chore to throw away any ballots while being under constant observation. Once the ballot is under lock and key it become even harder to destroy or "fix" that ballot. Voting on machines with no paper ballot or any way to check results is the great danger not paper ballots..

[We own ALL your Diebold machines.]

I think it depends on the state. In Arkansas, we are being asked if we want paper or machine ballots. I told them I'll always take the paper ones.

[Don't forget to cast your paper ballot where the moon don't shine.]

When I went to vote yesterday, several people got in line behind me. When asked if I wanted to vote on paper or on the machine, I said (quite loudly), "Paper! I refuse to vote on a machine that won't give me a paper receipt to show how it recorded my vote."

[This DUmmie voted on the large paper chip resting on his shoulder.]

Wow. Then I'm definitely going to at least ask for paper, loudly!

[I can already hear DUmmies screaming, "PAPER!!!"]

Just doin' my job, ma'am. Planting little seeds o' doubt, one at a time. No one wants to listen when you talk all "techie" about how bad the machines are & how easily they can be hacked, but bring up the fact that you don't get a receipt, well, that's another thing.

[DUmmies making nuisances of themselves. You see a real jerk screeching about machine balloting at the polls and you got to know it is a DUmmie.]

The election judges should be forced to ask every voter
"paper or plastic?"

["Sane or Insane?" would be a better question.]

I don't know but those poll workers seem to be not acquainted with paper ballots, there is a total disconnect between those poll workers and the voter, these people should be informed of such things, geez, the voter is more aware than the poll worker, that is sad.

[There is a total disconnect between DUmmies and rational thinking.]

You have to understand that most Americans live in their own cocoon, where their only concerns are money and "hot button" issues like gay marriage, flag burning, abortion, stem-cell research, prayer in schools, and evolution versus creationism.

[Great way to appeal for voters. Typical DUmmiecrat.]

By law, if you request a paper ballot you are to be provided with a paper ballot. THAT'S THE LAW. I'm a poll worker here in WV and we have folks voting both by paper ballot and by machine. It would never enter my mind to question or discourage someone who requests a paper ballot.

[The frightening thing here is that a DUmmie is actually working as a poll worker.]

I'll be voting on Nov. 7th. In Arlington we've always had paper ballots on election day. I know that in early voting it's electronic, that's why I've waited the last few years.

[Arlington? I found out that it also has electronic voting on Nov. 7th but GOOD NEWS! You can cast a paper ballot on Nov. 8th.]

I am an election judge in Harris County, TX (Houston). The only paper ballot option we have on election day (or during Early Voting) is the provisional ballot. And provisional ballots for the most part will not be counted. If you insist on using a paper ballot, then you must use vote absentee. The deadline for ordering absentee has probably passed, but I haven't checked on that.

[LOL!!! I wonder how many DUmmies self-righteously cast a paper ballot only to find out later that it was nothing but a meaningless paper ballot that doesn't count.]

Now I know the last time my husband and I voted it didn't get counted. Jeez I go to all the trouble to vote, knowing I'm out numbered ten to one. However as long as it is counted I feel I have done my part. Now I find out because we elected not to use the voting machines but the paper ballots it was all for naught. We will not make that mistake this time, even though it may amount to the same thing.

[All this time your paper ballots counted for NOTHING and only now do you find out. This is too FUnnie!!!]

DO NOT VOTE EARLY IN TX. This is what I've been advised. Most early voting will take place on machines, and there will be fewer safeguard in place than on election day. EVERYONE, you need to CHECK with folks who are knowledgeable about election processes in your OWN GEOGRAPHICAL AREA. I raised the question about my own area in the Election Reform forum, and got good, quick answers there.

[DO NOT VOTE EARLY IN TX. Wait until Election Day to cast your meaningless paper provisional ballots that won't be counted.]

Here's some important info....

October 31, 2006
All Day Last day to accept an application for a ballot by mail

November 3, 2006
All Day Last Day to vote early by personal appearance

November 7, 2006
All Day Election Day

[November 8, 2006
All Day Only Day to cast a paper ballot.]

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"THE FIX IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It was inevitable. After all the polls from early this year until just recently showing the Democrats winning the Congressional elections in a landslide by incredibly wide margins, the election contests are now tightening up. So does this reflect a big shift in the mood of the electorate? No. It just shows that the polls are now beginning to reflect REALITY much closer due to the fact that the election results will be measured against the poll projections. Before the polls were highly skewed to DEPRESS the Republican turnout but now the pollsters realize their reputations are on the line and have to reflect the real situation no matter how reluctant they are to do it. The result has been the DUmmiecrats are now hitting the Panic Button as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD with the panic stricken title of "THE FIX IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" One effect of this DUmmiecrat panic can be heard in the background on TV as I type this in the form of a drunken sounding Craig Crawford of the Congressional Quarterly ranting on Imus that Harold Ford might still be able to pull out a win in Tennessee. Sorry, Craig, but your early morning imbibings won't ease the pain of watching the inevitable Democrat slip in the polls. So after that brief digression of a personal note, let us now return to the DUmmies expressing their panicked woe in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Craig Crawford must be lacing his coffee with some mighty strong sauce, is in the [brackets]:

THE FIX IS IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Don't sprain your tender fingers hitting the panic button.]

Channel 4 in Columbus Ohio had Sherrod Brown (D) leading incumbent Mike Dewine (R) by eight points at 5:30pm.THIRTY MINUTES LATER they now say DEWINE is leading 41/40. Brown dropped eight points in 30 minutes!!!! I KNEW it was going to end up like this. It's a pattern.....right before the elections repukes just happen to catch up at the last minute. Makes it a whole lot easier for them to steal,doesn't it? Son-Of-A-BITCH!!!!!!!!

[Things don't "just happen" my little DUmmie friend. There is always a nefarious Rovian scheme behind it all.]

WTF???????? Next thing you're going to tell me Blacksick has pulled ahead of Strickland ...

[I won't tell you that but I might soon be telling you that BlackWELL has pulled ahead of Strickened...]

It wouldn't surprise me a damn bit. Ph*cking repukes ALWAYS come out smelling like a rose no matter how many piles of shit they fall in.

[The Rovian Teflon Effect at work.]

In polls?... Maybe one poll showed the opposite. I don't see what you're going into a tangent about. Perhaps you could explain, because these aren't election results, only polls.

[You mean (GASP!) that the 2004 exit poll results showing a Kerry landslide weren't real?]

This race is one of their biggest targets for vote stealing no doubt.

[No doubt about it. The Diebold machines are already being oiled up.]

That's impossible. I don't see how in thirty minutes they can have a poll be that different. Is it a poll from the same people??

[The latter poll was fraudulent because it included Republicans.]

I can feel your anxiety coming out of my monitor.

[I can feel your panic coming out of my monitor.]

Rove has been all over NPR today, saying they're going to win. Which means, of course, Rove & Bush & the Boys have the voting machine manufacturers/programmers in their pockets. It's going to be another republican sweep of both houses. If Rove says it's so, you know he's got things lined up. He sounded all upbeat and confident. Says his "private, massive" precinct polls have told him it's so. There needs to be a revolution, and we need to throw the voting machines in the Boston Harbor.

[And don't forget to tie yourselves to those voting machines.]

Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control

[Bow before your mind control and politics God!!!]

Why is it that Bu$h and Rove are so confident? And we are supposed to not worry? Khrist. We've sat and watched this scene before.......over and over again. But when we bring it up,we get our asses tore. If they end up the "winners" this time MY ass will be out in the street even if it's by myself.

[You've kicked at Lucy's football over and over again.]

Get a grip on reality,will you? Check back with me on Nov. 8th.....when the REPUBLICANS ARE CELEBRATING ANOTHER VICTORY! No f*cking wonder we lose. Too many people can't seem to pull their heads out of their ass.

[According to astrological charts, on Nov. 8th your head will be rising in Uranus.]

Frankly it sounds to me like you think it's already over.

[Maybe the Great Pumpkin will bring us a message of hope.]

C'mon, you're helping the Repukes with this rediculous screaming.

[More like entertaining the Repukes.]

Relax, Ohio is safely ours

["Jeb Bush is gone." ---Terry McAuliffe, October 2002.]

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"Investigate, impeach, indict, convict and sentence"

Remember all the Democrat talk early this year about how they couldn't wait to get back in power so they could investigate and impeach President Bush? Well, they soon discovered that such talk is counterproductive so they reversed themselves and pretended that they haven't the slightest intention of going through with impeachment hearings even though John Conyers already held a faux hearing on the subject last year in an oversized Congressional broom closet. Don't believe it. That promise of not seeking impeachment is about as valid as Barack Obama's promise earlier promise not to seek the Presidency. The Democrats can't wait to gain control of the House to extract their revenge on the Republicans. You can get a good idea of the Democrat urge for vengeance in this Daily Kos THREAD titled, "Investigate, impeach, indict, convict and sentence." It was posted by KOmmie GreyHawk who would just love to organize roving Democrat Chekhist squads to purge Republicans from public life for the sin of not thinking like "progressives." So let us now watch the KOmmie vengeance fantasies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the Democrats engage in an orgy of revenge before they have the opportunity to do so, is in the [brackets]:

Investigate, impeach, indict, convict and sentence

[Ban, purge, liquidate, eliminate, and exile.]

The diary "Newsweek: 51% of Americans support impeachment" by MarcTGFG contains some great back-and-forth discussion of the necessity and possibly utility (or futility) of impeaching Bush and Cheney with only two years left in their reign of terror terms of office.

[And those Newsweek polls are almost as accurate as the 2004 exit polls.]

We're approaching a potential landmark election. The topic is one currently reserved to bloggers, the media and the pundits; the Democrats haven't been pressing it of late. While it does, indeed, cloud the issues that must be addressed and risk deferring thought and concentration on winning the upcoming elections, it's a topic that should not be avoided. Here are my thoughts on it.

[Comrade Lenin is pondering the impending purges...]

One point raised centered around whether the investigations are even necessary, given Bush's own admission that he has broken, and will continue to break, the law.

[Yes, why bother with time consuming investigations? IMPEACH NOW!!!]

Another poster doubted that impeachment could make it through the Senate.

[Bypass the Senate. INDICT NOW!!!]

Still others believed that the whole process -- impeachment, indictment and conviction -- was necessary, to properly restore our nation's integrity and to stop the train wreck that is BushCo before it can jump the tracks and avoid prosectution.

[CONVICT NOW!!! Hurry, Hurry, HURRY!!! Only two years left to do it!]

The question that hit me the hardest, however, wasn't "whether" or "should" -- it was "why bother" if we get a Dem majority back into Congress. It wasn't a question posed by a commenter; rather, it was postulated as a rather small piece within a larger comment:

"the American public may consider it petty of us to try to remove him with only two years left in his term"

[DUmmiecrats petty? Who'da thunk it?]

It's a great thought -- I was glad that the poster, PhoenixWoman, brought it up. It left me thinking of what an adequate response would be -- could be -- to such ambivalence by even a small minority of the populace. I posted a reply, which I've reproduced below.

It's the reply that constitutes my reason for this diary tonight; please read it, and comment below on your take regarding both it, and the question of investigations and impeachment of Bush/Cheney.

These are items that I feel we must put some preparatory thought into, even as we press forward with the drive to win the impending elections. If we are not already thinking about our answers to future questions such as this, and we await the last possible moment to reflect upon them, we could very likely lose the opportunity or upper hand at playing a deciding role in the outcome.

[Are you done anaylzing your navel yet or will you FINALLY get around to telling us your response?]

Pithy or not, they could do untold damage if left where they are for two years.

[Pithy or not, the DUmmiecrats could do untold damage if returned to office for two years.]

Every day, every signing statement, every wiretap, every time someone is whisked away in darkness for rendition and secret tribunal and every opportunity that the current Republican majority has to push through "protective" measures, a little more is chipped away at the foundations of freedom and accountability, and the light of liberty and truth shines a little less brightly.

[Innocent little terrorists dragged out of bed and tortured with air conditioning and starved with large helpings of rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken.]

The self-serving corruption is blatant. The arrogance and contempt for the "quaint" principles of law, of equality, of accountability and for the need for oversight within the framework of checks and balances is unbridled.

[Contempt for "quaint" principals of law like the investigation process which you suggested should be ignored?]

The moral and social outrage should be palpable; it grows daily.

[DUmmie and KOmmie anger grows daily. I notice that in the REAL WORLD there is little interest in politics.]

Not a minute longer than absolutely necessary as dictated by proper procedure and observance to the process of responsible government should these people remain in office.

[Are you suggesting that Senator Reid leave office immediately?]

The "petty" principle pales in comparison to realities on the ground. Any cries of outrage at an attempt to impeach, to try, to convict and imprison these criminals should be met with the scorn and contempt for our nation that has been foisted upon us for these many years, times three.

["Criminals?" That's PLURAL. Are you urging mass purge trials?]

It will be incumbent upon the new Congress to take this charge of realigning our government with our founding principles, and to do so with expedience and efficiency that belie the paramount importance of the task. For if we do not find it within the next Congress to right the wrongs of the past six years, and if these clowns of ultimate buffoonery are permitted to complete their terms unchallenged, unchecked and undeterred, then we will have well and truly lost that which our forefathers bequeathed to us; the "American Dream" will be lost, replaced by a cheap imitation born of marketing genius and built by cheap offshore labor.

["Clowns" is also plural. Again with the mass purge trials.]

And most likely stamped "Made in China" somewhere on the bottom.

[How about if we stamp your brain with "Lost in Space?" And now on to the purge fantasies of your fellow Chekhist KOmmies...]

Would we let a rapist off if the statute... of limitations were only two years away?

[So should we indict Bill Clinton for the Juanita Broderick rape?]

After impeachment, feed him to the Hague...for further trials.
I would buy a Tivo just for the War Crimes Trial!

[You would be better off buying restraining straps for yourself when you find out that won't be happening.]

The planet I call home is populated by some people called Democrats who have a thing called a conscience.

[The planet you call home is Bizarro World.]

Not content to purposefully blow up the independent counsel concept, this rotten generation of Republicans turned one of our most solemn constitutional safeguards into a farce.

[Didn't the independent counsel indict Karl Rove on May 12?]

We must hobble the extreme right with every legal tool at our disposal. to give them a free pass on their crimes as you want to do guarantees the continued ascendency of the extreme right.

[In KOmmieland, being a conservative constitutes a political crime.]

If we regain the house and senate, which is likely...

[Count your chickens before they hatch. CLUCK! CLUCK!]

If the Dems take back Congress, and move for impeachment on Day One, it will look like "sour grapes" to many Americans. We are a divided nation, and this will do nothing to heal that division.

[So we must wait until Day Two for the purge trials to begin.]

Hopefully this facism will have been exposed. no pardons, they need to build at least one jail for these criminals and those who were complicit.

[Mass purge trials for the crime of being Republicans.]

I personally feel that it should be Cheney and Bush first, but Gonzales, Rumsfeld, Rice, Addington, and many more can certainly share the limelight. I don't think Rove's position is impeachable... but I'm sure he's done a few things he could be sent to jail for and I'd happily watch C-Span while his laundry list is read out... Likewise, Ken Mehlman and numerous Republican Senators, Congresspeople and staffers.

[Somehow I don't think Karl Rove can be impeached since he doesn't hold a public office. Damn those lousy little technical details!]

Hearings and investigations, as public as possible, starting immediately after Speaker Pelosi's 100 hours. That will be the phase of educating the public, and that phase should be well underway before publicly howling for impeachment. And while all politicians and activists should be thinking and planning now, now is not the time for a very public discussion.

[Shhh!!! Please don't let the public know that we are impeachment crazed nuts!]

SCOTUS justices can be impeached, too. I believe there's been talk (probably only on here, but still) about impeaching Alito for lying to the Senate Subcommittee during his confirmation hearings. I never caught exactly what the lie was supposed to be, it's just a vague impression I remember having.

[Judge Alito will be indicted based on the vague impression that you have that he lied. Oh, and Justice Roberts will be indicted because of the vague impression you have that his eyes glared at you.]

Impeach them all....and let God sort them out!

[The Democrat campaign motto of 2006]

What's really sad about this, is that we have to wait until we can gain control of a political institution ( the House of Representatives ) that has been gerrymandered practically into perpetuity, before the impeachment process can even begin and then it will no doubt be thwarted by the Senate regardless of the facts. What this country really needs is a change to the Constitution so that the impeachment process can be launched directly from the electorate and the Trial itself conducted by a non political tribunal.

[Damn the constitution! We need to change it to impeach and indict the Republicans.]

If not impeach, then send them to The Hague and prosecute them for war crimes. Unless, of course, BushCo is safe in Paraguay, with other exiled fascist dictators.

[Where in the constitution does it provide for sending the president to the Hague for war crimes as defined by DUmmiecrats?]

We are acting like children who have to ask permission from our ELECTED OFFICIALS. What the F is this? They are ACCOUNTABLE TO US. Not the other way around. If they don't "mind" then we throw them out. PERIOD. We don't ask "permission" we take them out of the abusive positions they are in and we toss them out. Let's stop being confused.

[And start acting like children again.]

We have to win the elections first.

[Didn't you get the word yet? You WON already. Just look at the polls. So go ahead and celebrate with a victory dance in the end zone BEFORE you score the touchdown.]

Not only do the President and Vice President deserve impeachment, but so do the Secretary of Defense, the Attorney General, the Director of National Intelligence, the head of the NSA, the Director of the CIA, the five Supreme Court justices who voted for Bush in Bush v. Gore, and many more.

[Don't be shy. Add Chicken Little and the Flying Nun to that impeachment list.]

Impeachment and imprisonment or else the one remaining option will be insurrection. And that would be the worst defeat imaginable. Just as so many citizens have uncritically accepted the falacious claim that the current regime's actions were taken to "defend our freedoms," those of us on the left have to face the fact that we would lose in an armed attempt to overthrow and reform our goverment, that is, to "defend our freedoms" in reality. Just as ridiculous as is the idea of any other nation invading and occupying this country is the idea that we might recapture it through violence--our only option other than impeacment and the prison sentences handed out after subsequent trials. The one plausible exception might be a military takeover of the US, but the same institution that would quell an uprising isn't my first choice for an agent of change in service to social justice.
The Democratic Party made itself forever loathsome to me as it cast about looking for a "slogan" that somehow voiced a position that both distanced itself from the regime and allowed the Party to opt for more of the same. "Social justice" should have been that slogan. It should have been the goal, as well. If we do impeach, try, convict, and imprison, we'll have taken a huge step toward making social justice possible if not , yet, a reality. Without that act of justice, we're left with insurrection, defeat, death or imprisonment, and not even the possibility of freedom.

[And now many dozen times did you sit thru V For Vendetta viewings?]

Bush in an orange jumpsuit is a symbolic but necessary step.

[Howard Dean in a white strait jacket is a symbolic but necessary step.]

Then the Dems need to cut off...ALL SECRET SERVICE DETAIL to Bush & Company, and let them dangle in the wind. Then they need to call in the Chiefs of Staff to remove them.

[But if you cut off their internet connection that would be really cruel.]

Once people accepted that the Foley deal was real, it allowed them to look at other things that the Repubs have done and accept that other crimes/sins may have been committed.

[GASP! Mark Foley had non-sex with former House pages via the Internet. Too bad that info was prematurely leaked and will have little or no effect on the election due to bad timing on the part of DUmmiecrats.]

We need some reality-based numbers

[Consult the same pollsters who provided you with those remarkably accurate exit poll numbers in 2004.]

Impeachment , conviction , execution and a complete repudiation of republicanism.

[That's the true KOmmie spirit!]

The impeachment and removal of Bush and Cheney could take place in as little as TWO DAYS TIME, and the publicly available evidence of their criminal behavior is so obvious and so well documented that immediate arrest and detainment without bond is justified.

[Only ONE DAY if you really hurry.]

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