Thursday, June 22, 2006

How much do you blame the Republican voters personally...?



Let us now take a brief break from KOmmie KOs and the exploding Blogola scandal and visit DUmmieland for yet another installment of the continuing DUmmie Derangement Syndrome. The symptoms of this syndrome is a sense of complete hopelessness brought on by defeat after DEFEAT. The most recent DUmmie defeat was the announcement that Karl Rove WON'T be indicted which came exactly a month after the DUmmies were breaking out their victory champagne bottles to celebrate the indictment of Rove which Truthout had assured them had ALREADY happened on May 12. This and many other such Freudenschade defeats only adds to the DUmmie feelings of insecurity as they face the coming November elections. And I guarantee that the DUmmies will become ever MORE looney (and therefore more FUnnie) the closer they come to election day. Therefore this angry and defected DUmmie THREAD titled, "How much do you blame the Republican voters personally...?" is but a prelude of many more such eruptions of spontaneous dejection from DUmmieland. So break out the popcorn, gang, and enjoy the comedy entertainment of the crazed DUmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, encouraging more such creative dejection from the DUmmies, is in the [brackets]:



How much do you blame the Republican voters personally...?



[I blame them TOTALLY for my sense of utter dejection and despair. My unhappiness is totally dependent on those Republican voters. My entire existence is defined by THEM.]



...for what has happened and what is happening to our country? Do you despise each Republican as much as you despise George W Bush? Or are they simple pawns that have been used by their political Party and no different from how Democrats could be used in a reverse situation? Is each Republican responsible for the mess we are presently in and for the disaster we are about to be in? Once it hits the fan, not if, who will you personally hold responsible?




[Yes. Each and every Republican is responsible for the complete misery in which I suffer through until my last day on earth.]




They have been pulled in by the corporate media - I blame them the way I'd blame anyone taken in by RevMoon or the Pet Rock.




[Rev. Moon used a Pet Rock to hypnotize me into doing the DUmmie FUnnies.]




I blame them for putting Bush within a margin of cheatable victory




[Since Bush is our mighty emperor, Chimpus Khan, make that a margin of Cheetahble victory.]




I hold each and every one of them accountable. They ALL have bloody hands. Gleefully they shoved this false war down our throats.




[Gleefully we shoved MISERY down your throats.]




War is just a game to them. No Republican I personally know has EVER served NOR sacrificed one f*cking thing for this country.




[100% of our troops are Democrats. NOT a single Republican among them...at least in the DUmmie Alternate Reality.]




They take and take and kill and kill and still they want more. Blood thirsty animals. They only understand hatred and violence and fear.




[We laugh and laugh and gasp and gasp at your HILARIOUS hyperbole.[




They voted, and they are still crowing




[You voted and started crowing...before the election results came in. Freudenschade, baby!]




I consider those who voted for bush domestic enemies of the constitution and yes for me, its personal.




[Have you taken your acid bile reflux pill today?]




I don't like to admit it... Because this is a lot of people to be angry with, but yes - I blame every single person who voted for this disaster, this simpleton, this obvious idiot. They're dragging the rest of us down with them, and they must have known what a zero this man is.




[Having a happy day in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood?]




They are guilty, guilty, guilty! Anyone who voted for the maniac in 2004 is human garbage.




[You are FUnnie, FUnnie, FUnnie!]




I'm more angry at the apathetic couch potato who couldn't turn the damn tv off or get off their ass long enough to go vote.




[Then you should get angry at the MTV "Rock the Vote" deadheads who got bored after waiting in the poll line for five minutes and then split before voting to party at the nearest Rave Club.]




I wouldn't piss on them to save them from going to Hell.




[What was that you folks are always saying about mean-spirited Republicans?]




I hold each and every one of these vile awholes responsible!
THE BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS PIGS! ENJOY!




[Open your mouth wide like a good little boy for your restraining strap.]




At the end of the first Bush term, this country was badly damaged, but salvagable; given the increase to the national debt and the damage to our civil liberties, our govt. programs & institutions, and the loss of U.S. prestige and influence abroad in the second four years, it is unlikely the U.S. will ever recover from Bush's destructive actions. We will survive, but as a second rate power with a third world standard of living.




[The Republican Tsunami destroyed your way of life and now you are forced to use bicycle pedals to power your computer.]




Whether it's ignorance, violent tendencies, religious fanaticism or whatever, every asswipe that pulled the lever for Bush in 2000 and 2004 is at fault in my opinion. It shouldn't have even been close enough for this maniac and his cohorts to steal either election. I think there's a certain element of the population that just can't get enough of the violent power projection of this administration.




[We can't get enought of the hilarious comedy projection of your dejected deranged posts.]




Maybe that's another aspect of the problem and the responsibility I bear for the current situation. I should send this to my local paper, but honestly I'm kinda afraid of these people and that's how spirals of silence happen. Cuz they're f*cking nuts (in a violent and intimidating way) and I ultimately lack the courage and the willingness to pay any kind of price or take the social risk necessary to reach the people in the larger middle who are being led astray by these hard-core bullies. Making change happen requires courage and a willingness to set aside one's social pessimism and have faith that deep down people generally want to do what (I believe) is just. That's something I struggle with. So I blame myself too.




[Who did you say were nuts? You lack the courage of showing this thread around and making yourself a LAUGHING STOCK.]




When those of us speak out against the ignorance as individuals, we certainly are not assured of support from our fellow "progressives". In European peace organizations it's much different -- there is strong support for each other, including in their personal lives. Our rugged individualism that we unthinkingly accept in our political lives works to our disadvantage, and will continue to do so until we rethink our stance on this.



[You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between]




They should all be put on trial immediately and then
sentenced to death. They have attempted to ruin the world.




[You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down to the minimum
Have faith or pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene]




the elections were stolen. that is how they got their boy in power, they (PNAC) had devised this plan for a long time, all the more reason why we have to hold them responsible for taking this country down the wrong track. Damn them all.



[To illustrate his last remark
Jonah in the whale, Noah in the ark
What did they do
Just when everything looked so dark]




They are subhuman and will be held to account. The day of cleansing our nation will come




[Man, they said we better
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between
No, do not mess with Mister In-Between
Do you hear me, hmm?]



My attitude towards non-voters is almost as cruel. I once refused to give money to a bum on the street because he said that he did not bother to vote in 2004.



[Oh, listen to me children and-a you will hear
About the elininatin' of the negative
And the accent on the positive
And gather 'round me children if you're willin'
And sit tight while I start reviewin'
The attitude of doin' right]




also arrogance should be included. that smug/arrogant attitude that many Republicans have.



[You've gotta accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between]



Anyone who truly thought the pukes could be beaten in 2004, you were dreaming. I'll be surprised if they dont do it again in the mid term election and in 2008. They have too much to lose. Why would anybody support the idiot son of an idiot son of a NAZI? I blame anybody who gave this junta any credibility what so ever.



[You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
Bring gloom down down to the minimum
Otherwise otherwise pandemonium
Liable to walk upon the scene]



I wont even let a republican on my property



[Man, they said we better
Accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between
No! Don't mess with Mister In-Between]



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7 Comments:

Blogger Icarus said...

Interestingly, 2004 was the first time in my life that I voted for a Republican President.

And I consider the thread I just read to be one of the finest compliments I've ever received.

No joke.

Thank, PJ.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sad; you think that just one jack-ass is gushing out this bile but it turns out that al of these salad-tossers have the same orientation.

By the way, do they know that Mr. Bush got higher SAT scores and better grades than 'Cut and Run Kohn'?

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Basilisk said...

They are subhuman and will be held to account. The day of cleansing our nation will come

The sleeper has awakened! I will avenge you, Father!

also arrogance should be included. that smug/arrogant attitude that many Republicans have.

Kinda like that smug/arrogant attitudeDUmmies and the like have because they just KNOW they’re morally superior?

Why would anybody support the idiot son of an idiot son of a NAZI? I blame anybody who gave this junta any credibility what so ever.

DU: invoking Godwin’s Law would be redundant.

I wont even let a republican on my property

That’s OK…I’m sure I really don’t want to know what the inside of a crackhouse looks like.

12:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the smell of Democrat bile in the morning.

4:39 PM  
Blogger George Berryman said...

You've got to accentuate the positive
Eliminate the negative
Latch on to the affirmative
Don't mess with Mister In-Between


I have waited years to see someone quote a Johnny Mercer song in a blog.

2:20 AM  
Blogger Seven Star Hand said...

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Now for the worst part of this horrendous equation.

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Bush, Cheney, and the NeoCons are Vatican operatives hell-bent on impoverishing and indebting the USA. Looks like their plans have worked like a charm while the brain-dead American public remains duped, deluded, and addicted to money, religion, and politics. Who says you can't fool most of the people, most of the time...

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Here's a real hot potato! Eat it up, digest it, and then feed it's bones to the hungry...

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It is abundantly clear that imposing money upon the entire world and then forcing people to participate in usury, pay taxes, compounding interest on national debts, and then to struggle their lives away for the sake of money, is extortion and great injustice on a grand scale. To cause suffering and despair for profit on such a grand scale can only be described as abominably evil. The time has finally arrived to demand a full accounting from the Papacy, Vatican, and all of their cohorts and chief supporters. They have no right to cause such overwhelming despair and suffering for millennia. They have no right to deceive practically everyone on such a grand scale. Why do our national leaders conspire with them and participate in such great evil while pretending to serve the Creator? Why do people still have blind faith in such obvious deceivers and their deceptions while they continue perpetrating such widespread and horrendous evil and abominations?

The time has come to wake-up and prove to these duplicitous scoundrels that you are only temporary marks and dupes.

Money: The Greatest Lie Ever Told

Peace...

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Goodness gracious, you moonbats are out there.

2:48 AM  

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