Pitt Predicts Democrat Victories---Bank It!
We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012.
[Ben Burch just sprained his finger bookmarking this thread.]
I'm not wrong.
[So Karl Rove WAS indicted on May 12, 2006? And now the response from the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]
Somebody is gonna mention 'business hours' in 5, 4, 3, 2... oh wait, I just did.
[Pitt can run but he can never hide from Hoaxmas Past.]
I've been right a hell of a lot more than I've been wrong. And I will stack my record against anyone's. I like an old joke as much as anyone.
[Actually I can't remember anything that Pitt correctly predicted. Remember those motions filed in an obscure Ohio courthouse that would overturn the 2004 election results that he plugged? Ask President Kerry how well that worked out. Remember, that congressional candidate that Pitt was pushing in Illinois? When that didn't work out Pitt went into a screaming fit about the Democrats paying for a recount.]
I think that they were right about that, though, 48 business hours or not. I think Jason was right and that Will was right.
[Jason and Will were right about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006...in the Alternate Universe.]
I think that somehow the criminal justice system was manipulated when they found out that the news got out about it and we knew about it beforehand and so they manipulated the system. What does it take to make one phone call in this world anyway? How long does it take to make a single phone call?
[How long before Will starts wondering if it was really a good idea to return to DUmmieland since he is now subjected to open mockery...which Skinner declines to delete?]
We knew what Rove was about -- he was a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal" long after that show had been cancelled. He was guilty and we knew it.
History will record it that way, no matter what the newspapers said about it years ago. Since when did newspapers print the truth, anyway? Last time I saw a newspaper print a breaking story was in 1972. And then they made a movie out of it.
[Right about now, Pitt has to be feeling like Hal the Computer going, "Stop. Please stop. Dave. Stop."]
I also think that Rove had someone reading what Jason was saying and probably even had someone assigned to read these forums at that time.
[Skinner...make him stop. Please stop.]
There was just too much manipulation going on to think that Jason and Will were wrong about that. And I would stand in front of a firing squad to defend them for what they said. Because BushCo was just that fricking bad.
[Please stop the mock. Skinner. Please!]
I also think that Will is right about the House and Senate remaining in the Democrat's hands this fall because 98.2% of the incumbents are being reelected.
[Then why is Ben Burch already drooling over what he will do to Pitt?]
I think you're right, my dear Will... No ass-shoving from me!
[Maybe but Ben Burch already put his "landing gear" in shove mode.]
P.S. Hispanic voters are the largest growing voter bloc is the country. Don't discount this anti-brown-people hatefest on the Right inspiring massive Democratic turnout within that bloc.
[I guess Pitt hasn't heard that MARCO RUBIO is the likely Republican nominee in the Senate race from Florida.]
You should be clear about these things because a printed copy of the thread laminated to some aluminum siding would hurt like hell if was shoved up your ass.
[The DUFU's have already started the lamination to aluminum siding process.]
The Tea Party is making a hash of things for the GOP Electable Republicans are losing primaries because only the hardcore show up for off-season votes. Oh, and if the last 75 years are any guide, incumbents usually win. It's going to be tough, but the Dems will hold on.
[A Pitt prognostication. Bank it...then shove it.]
Is this why you came back-TO FORCE YOUR OPINION down our throats?
[At least you will get to reply up his...]
seriously, do you how dumb your post looks?
[DUmb but FUnnie! I'm already picturing a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...]
Oooh! I missed that one! "Martha Coakley will win" --- "bank on it."
"BANK ON IT
"BANK ON IT!"
Why, I could roll about on the floor here for, why, up to TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS, that's so good!
[Be prepared for another TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS of laughter when Will has to "Shove it!"]