Monday, August 16, 2010

Pitt Predicts Democrat Victories---Bank It!

We all know about the prediction track record of William Rivers Pitt. Remember how dead on he was early this year with his prediction that Martha Coakley would beat Scott Brown in the Senate race from Massachusetts? He was so sure of his prediction, he told us we could "bank it!" And, of course, there is the most famous Pitt prognostication of them all...that Karl Rove would be indicted on May 12, 2006. But hey, he could still be right on that one because 24 business hours have not elapsed. Anyway, with that track record you would figure that Pitt would tend to shy away from making political predictions but, no, he now boldly makes this PREDICTION, "We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012." FUnniest of all is what Pitt promises if he is wrong. Hint: It would put a big smile on Ben Burch's face. So let us now watch Pitt once again provide comedy entertainment for us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking Skinner for allowing Pitt back into DUmmieland to provide lots of great DUFU comedy material, is in the [brackets]:


We will keep the House. We will keep the Senate. Obama will be re-elected in 2012.

[Bank it!]

Bookmark this thread. You can shove it up my ass if I'm wrong.

[Ben Burch just sprained his finger bookmarking this thread.]

I'm not wrong.

[So Karl Rove WAS indicted on May 12, 2006? And now the response from the DUmmie Peanut Gallery...]

Somebody is gonna mention 'business hours' in 5, 4, 3, 2... oh wait, I just did.

[Pitt can run but he can never hide from Hoaxmas Past.]

I've been right a hell of a lot more than I've been wrong. And I will stack my record against anyone's. I like an old joke as much as anyone.

[Actually I can't remember anything that Pitt correctly predicted. Remember those motions filed in an obscure Ohio courthouse that would overturn the 2004 election results that he plugged? Ask President Kerry how well that worked out. Remember, that congressional candidate that Pitt was pushing in Illinois? When that didn't work out Pitt went into a screaming fit about the Democrats paying for a recount.]

I think that they were right about that, though, 48 business hours or not. I think Jason was right and that Will was right.

[Jason and Will were right about Karl Rove being indicted on May 12, 2006...in the Alternate Universe.]

I think that somehow the criminal justice system was manipulated when they found out that the news got out about it and we knew about it beforehand and so they manipulated the system. What does it take to make one phone call in this world anyway? How long does it take to make a single phone call?

[How long before Will starts wondering if it was really a good idea to return to DUmmieland since he is now subjected to open mockery...which Skinner declines to delete?]

We knew what Rove was about -- he was a contestant on "Let's Make A Deal" long after that show had been cancelled. He was guilty and we knew it.
History will record it that way, no matter what the newspapers said about it years ago. Since when did newspapers print the truth, anyway? Last time I saw a newspaper print a breaking story was in 1972. And then they made a movie out of it.

[Right about now, Pitt has to be feeling like Hal the Computer going, "Stop. Please stop. Dave. Stop."]

I also think that Rove had someone reading what Jason was saying and probably even had someone assigned to read these forums at that time.

[Skinner...make him stop. Please stop.]

There was just too much manipulation going on to think that Jason and Will were wrong about that. And I would stand in front of a firing squad to defend them for what they said. Because BushCo was just that fricking bad.

[Please stop the mock. Skinner. Please!]

I also think that Will is right about the House and Senate remaining in the Democrat's hands this fall because 98.2% of the incumbents are being reelected.

[Then why is Ben Burch already drooling over what he will do to Pitt?]

I think you're right, my dear Will... No ass-shoving from me!

[Maybe but Ben Burch already put his "landing gear" in shove mode.]

P.S. Hispanic voters are the largest growing voter bloc is the country. Don't discount this anti-brown-people hatefest on the Right inspiring massive Democratic turnout within that bloc.

[I guess Pitt hasn't heard that MARCO RUBIO is the likely Republican nominee in the Senate race from Florida.]

You should be clear about these things because a printed copy of the thread laminated to some aluminum siding would hurt like hell if was shoved up your ass.

[The DUFU's have already started the lamination to aluminum siding process.]

The Tea Party is making a hash of things for the GOP Electable Republicans are losing primaries because only the hardcore show up for off-season votes. Oh, and if the last 75 years are any guide, incumbents usually win. It's going to be tough, but the Dems will hold on.

[A Pitt prognostication. Bank it...then shove it.]

Is this why you came back-TO FORCE YOUR OPINION down our throats?

[At least you will get to reply up his...]

seriously, do you how dumb your post looks?

[DUmb but FUnnie! I'm already picturing a graphic of Pitt getting his thread shoved up his...]

Oooh! I missed that one! "Martha Coakley will win" --- "bank on it."

"BANK ON IT

"BANK ON IT!"

Why, I could roll about on the floor here for, why, up to TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS, that's so good!

[Be prepared for another TWENTY-FOUR BUSINESS HOURS of laughter when Will has to "Shove it!"]

35 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

William Rivers Pitt - the polite version of Troglaman The Guttersnipe. Both have the same thought processes and both reach similar conclusions which they proceed to try to use to dazzle us with their brilliance.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Sadly, I have to agree, at least in part, with the Pittster. The Republicans will pick up seats in the House and Senate (and governorships) but not enough to achieve a majority.

Right now the Rethuglicans lack a coherent alternative to the unconscionable, lunatic policies of the Donks. Still, many Americans will vote Republican as an act of protest, if nothing else.

As for 2012, it's too far away to predict anything although Skippy the Wonder Dog would be a viable alternative to Obama.

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Such unfortunate timing for Pitt to make yet another contrarian prediction...Polls released today show GOP with largest lead ever in the generic congressional vote.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/other/generic_congressional_vote-901.html

I'm not sure exactly what the psychologists would call this, but it is a textbook example.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just an fyi, at work DUFU is classified as a "Hate" site and I can't view it.

However, DU, along with DailyKos, is easier to access that a drunken prom date.

Wha?

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did something go horribly wrong during potty training? I'm trying to figure out what the obsession at DU with shoving things up your butt is all about.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"William Rivers Pitt - the polite version of Troglaman The Guttersnipe. Both have the same thought processes and both reach similar conclusions which they proceed to try to use to dazzle us with their brilliance." jumpin jerry

I, troglaman, am wondering if you might be a little TOO obsessed with me, jerry. Someone (I think you know who) is becoming a little restless. And thanks for capitalizing me, you snipe.

"I'm trying to figure out what the obsession at DU with shoving things up your butt is all about." anon

Come on! Jesus. Are you two sadistic bastards TRYING to awaken the inner 'he who must not be named'? Compassionate conservatives my ass...er... I mean 'you bet'. You selfish dimwits just want to suck...um...drain...uh no...take, yes TAKE the definition of compassion and turn it on it's head...no, not 'head'...you want to turn it upside down like it's some sort of trapeze artist...

OK. I have to go now.

But one last thing before 'he who must not be named' takes control...you lovers of the constitution want to do an end around the 1st amendment (with the NYC Mosque) and repeal the 14th (the anchor baby thing). Do I have that right? This is what you want? It's an honest question.

11:54 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

Personally, I don't want a bunch of islamofascists tap dancing on the dust of 3,000 vaporized Americans, but, hey, that's just me.

BTW, you do realize, do you not, the "Cordoba House" is named after Cordoba, Spain, which just happened to be:

"in the Middle Ages it was capital of an Islamic caliphate".

Because you see, once the islamonazis conquer a territory, it's never considered "lost" to the infidels, it's just territory awaiting reconquest.


As to the 14th Amendment, it was never meant to create "anchor babies", and it's insane that a footnote in a Supreme Court opinion from some lawyer in a black robe pulled the idea put of his ass.

But, hey, trogletroll lurves him some insane.

6:17 AM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

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10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So what exactly are you saying?

11:32 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

Is that your Mom, trogletroll?

Because the rotten fruit doesn't fall from the rotten tree.

11:49 AM  
Anonymous JK said...

A semi-serious suggestion: is there any possibility Pitt is actually the best deep-cover "lousy freeper troll" in history?

Think about it: in 2004 he guaranteed a Kerry victory and went to bed early; in 2006 he guaranteed Rove's indictment to the subsequent howling mockery of the entire Internet; in 2008 he shilled for Hillary; in 2010 he guaranteed a "bankable" Coakley win.

He is supposed to actually know something about politics. He openly mocks his fellow DUmmies, deriding them as ignorant rubes who will never ascend to his heights of political mastery.

Yet he is almost UNIVERSALLY wrong. Almost every time. And painfully, dramatically, stupendously, and publicly wrong.

He is a caricature of what every conservative thinks most liberals are. He's almost a little too perfect to be real ... and the man has single-handedly done more damage to the credibility of DU - and to the broader "progressive" movement - than just about any Democrat in the country.

Which is impressive for a guy who is basically a complete nobody.

Hell, he helped Brown beat Coakley. He creates Republicans. Dear God, the only actual book he authored turned out to be co-authored by s pedophile criminal. Who, by the way, also turned out to be a wonderful recruiting tool for Republicans.

If you look at Pitt objectively, if you carefully look at what he has actually accomplished in the last decade, it seems pretty clear: he's a Lousy Freeper Troll.

The greatest one in history. Seriously. He's probably on the RNC payroll.

In fact, he may be Karl Rove.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Lazarus, I think that's Troglaman's should-be wife, not his mom. If that truly is KayInMaine, she and Troglaman deserve each other.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"But one last thing before 'he who must not be named' takes control...you lovers of the constitution want to do an end around the 1st amendment (with the NYC Mosque) and repeal the 14th (the anchor baby thing). Do I have that right? This is what you want? It's an honest question." - Troglaman The Guttersnipe

No one is doing an end around the First Amendment. That amendment insures the government cannot infringe upon the personal right to practice their religion as they see fit. That does not mean you can throw up a church anywhere you want. If that were true, the Greek Orthodox Church that was destroyed would be under construction as we speak. However the Muslim Mosque is on a fast track for construction and may actually be built before the memorial to the individuals killed in the September 11 attack is done. So this has nothing to do with the First Amendment and everything to do with political correctness and politics.

The 14th Amendment says "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside." If you're hear illegally, then that does not apply and their "anchor baby" is no more a citizen then they are.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

The Ground Zero mosque is nothing but a poke in America's eye, a shout of Islamic triumphalism, a 15 storey "fuck you" to the 9/11 victims and their families.

Still, I'm impressed that lefties like troglaman are suddenly big suppporters of religious freedom and property rights.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Religious freedom and property rights?? No, they're just big supporters of bashing women. Doesn't matter if it's Hillary, Palin, a female poster at DU, or just promoting Islam and their atrocities against women.

Can you imagine them advocating a mosque that makes black men use the back door and pray in segregation? No, but that's exactly what most mosques in America do to women.

8:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous Bystander said...

Hey, kayinmaine - NOT A CHANCE! YOU WISH! I DON'T DO MERCY FUCKS! ONLY IF YOUR DOG DOES YOU FIRST! I DON'T DO ANIMALS! GET A LOBOTOMY FIRST! IN YOUR DREAMS! BUY A DILDO! FIND A MUSLIM! GET A MIRROR AND DO YOURSELF! NOT FOR ALL THE TEA IN CHINA! NOT ON YOUR BEST DAY! I CAN'T DRINK ENOUGH BEER TO MAKE YOU GOOD ENOUGH! YOU CAN'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF MY SKILLS! ONLY AS PART OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST GANG-BANG! ONLY IF I CAN SELL THE PHOTOS AND VIDEO! NOT EVEN IF YOU BEG LIKE A DOG! SOMEBODY WILL - BUT IT SURE AS HELL WON'T BE YOU! NOT IF YOU WERE THE ONLY WOMAN ON THE PLANET! I'M NOT CRAZY ENOUGH! I'M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH! I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH LSD TO GET ME THROUGH THE HORROR! NOT EVEN IF YOU WEAR A PAPER BAG OVER YOUR HEAD! YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF MY ATTENTIONS! I'LL NEVER BE THAT DESPERATE! FUCK YOU - BECAUSE YOU'RE LIKELY THE ONLY ONE WHO IS INTERESTED IN DOING YOU!

9:03 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"BTW, you do realize, do you not, the "Cordoba House" is named after Cordoba, Spain, which just happened to be: in the Middle Ages it was capital of an Islamic caliphate".

OMFG!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

"That does not mean you can throw up a church anywhere you want..." jumpin jerry

The City of New York approved it, by a substantial number of votes. They want it built. Bloomberg wants it built. But you "I don't want a bunch of islamofascists tap dancing on the dust of 3,000 vaporized Americans (including American Muslims)" jackasses think you're much more enlightened than New Yorkers are. You know better.

Sure you do.

How many Mosques are within 10 blocks of ground zero? What should we to do with them? Does this mean that because McVeigh was a Christian that no Christian churches should be allowed near the sanctified grounds of the Oklahoma City bombing?

And what about the strip clubs, flop houses, porn shops, etc. that are in the same neighborhood? They're dancing, jerking-off, getting fucked and getting high "on the dust of 3,000 vaporized Americans". What should we do about them? Oh, and these degenerates are probably Christian. Complicates things, I know.

It's their city. By virtue of the fact that you think you know better makes you an idiot because you DON'T know better. You don't. You just think you do. That's your fucking problem you delusional dumbshits.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I DON'T DO MERCY FUCKS! ONLY IF YOUR DOG DOES YOU FIRST!" obviously not a bystander

The inner-beast rears it's ugly head. God help us.

I should have never said anything about my puppy.

2:24 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Hate-Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site - power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass and emitted the following worthless mental excrement:

"The City of New York approved it, by a substantial number of votes. They want it built. Bloomberg wants it built. But you "I don't want a bunch of islamofascists tap dancing on the dust of 3,000 vaporized Americans (including American Muslims)" jackasses think you're much more enlightened than New Yorkers are. You know better."


If New Yorkers are so happy to support this, why are so many construction workers saying they won't work on the project no matter how badly they need the jobs...why are so many citizens in New York City outraged? The fact is New Yorkers didn't demand this be done, the city government did. The citizenry doesn't want that mosque there...try having a referendum on this issue and see what happens.

As to what structures and businesses are already there, they were already there before the September 11 attack so what's your point? OOPS - sorry I forgot, you don't have a point you're just power-slamming your head up your ass after washing down your Qualuudes with a bottle of Everclear. My bad.

12:30 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"The City of New York approved it [the mosque], by a substantial number of votes. They want it built."

The voters of New York City did not approve the mosque. In fact, they oppose it by a substanital margin. The only "approval" came from the nine member New York City Landmarks Commission which refused to give landmark status to the building currently occupying the site of the planned mosque.

Everything you say is bullshit, lies and half-truths. You know nothing about the people of New York City.

BTW, Harry Reid opposes the mosque, I guess he's a "delusional dumbshit too".

12:40 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

""BTW, you do realize, do you not, the "Cordoba House" is named after Cordoba, Spain, which just happened to be: in the Middle Ages it was capital of an Islamic caliphate".

OMFG!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!"

You truly are an unthinking idiot.

3:34 PM  
Anonymous Wolley Segap said...

"It's their city."

Yes, and the people of New York City oppose the building of Cordoba House. And it's our country, and the citizens of the United States, by an overwhelming majority, also oppose the mosque.

"That's your fucking problem, you delusional dumbshits."

When reason and sound arguement fail, resort to the ad hominen attack. Your facts are wrong, your comparisons absurd and your ideas contemptible.

The American people are not stupid.
We understand the symbolism of the Cordoba project. We understand why the organizers of this mosque want to build it at Ground Zero. We understand why they refuse to build the project at anywhere but Ground Zero.

4:05 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

It's your typical leftist talking points: it's local; only New Yorkers should have a say. But, it wasn't just the twin towers (and the Pentagon) those islamofacists hit on 9/11. It was America. They knew the twin towers were a symbol of American might. And when it happened, all Americans took a hit. I was just as fearful at my job that day; wondering where they might hit next. Those islamo pigs know exactly what they're doing, wanting to put their "center" so close to Ground Zero. And I resent be called names because I feel this way.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It's your typical leftist talking points: it's local; only New Yorkers should have a say...and I resent be called names because I feel this way" susie

Besides the fact that you're a whiny wuss...do you think you'd tolerate some dumbfuck New Yorker telling you where or where not you could put a building?

I don't know where you live, susie. But I highly suspect that if there were a bunch of dumbass bozos from Walla Walla to Topeka telling you what you can and cannot do in your city, you'd have a big problem with it. At least I'd HOPE you'd have a problem with it (you never know with you dimwits).

This is New York's decision. They lived 9-11. The rest of us watched. There's a difference. Anyone claiming to understand it like New Yorkers do is automatically a dipshit. If New York wants the community center built or not is up to them. Not you pompous jerk-offs.

1:54 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

One other thing...

There was a bill in congress a few weeks ago that would've authorized extended medical relief for the 9-11 first responders who are fucked up forever. Guess who voted against it?

And yet your outrage is directed at a planned, not yet conceived, Islamic community center. It's not even real at this point.

So 9-11 first-responders vs a not-yet-existent really scary Islamic community center...and 9-11 first-responders lose.

Any of you beginning to recognize the distinctive tingle of cognitive dissonance?

Probably not...I'll be called a perverted idiot who doesn't know shit and we'll move on like always because you perverted idiots think I, troglaman, could ACTUALLY BE a perverted idiot...which is absurd...you perverted moronic dirt clods.

3:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just for you Trogleshite--A direct quote from Jacob Howard--the author of the 14th Amendment (in 1866):

"During debate over the first clause of the Fourteenth Amendment, he argued for including the phrase and subject to the jurisdiction thereof. Howard said:

[The 14th amendment] will not, of course, include persons born in the United States who are foreigners, aliens, who belong to the families of ambassadors or foreign ministers accredited to the government of the United States, but will include every other class of person."

The 14th Amendment has jack squat to do with conferring citizendship to "anchor babies." It was created to grant citizenship to the recently freed slaves. So feel free to let that one go--you're flat wrong.

6:44 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Guess who voted against it?"

Guess who set it up so that they had to vote against it, you dumb fuck. The reactionary leftists in Congress.

"And yet your outrage is directed at a planned, not yet conceived, Islamic community center. It's not even real at this point."

Neither is the reactionary leftist fantasy of turning the United States into the United Socialist States of America, but that doesn't mean that the fascist left termites aren't busy burrowing away, does it?


"So 9-11 first-responders vs a not-yet-existent really scary Islamic community center..."

Ummmm.....no, no it's not.

And that has to be

The

Worst

Stawman

EVAH!!!!!!!!



"Any of you beginning to recognize the distinctive tingle of cognitive dissonance?"

Why, no, sweetie. Why don't you try and describe it for us, because you're the only one around here who displays the symptoms.


"I'll be called a perverted idiot who doesn't know shit"

Huh, it got something right for a change. The meds must be kicking in.

7:31 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Lazarus,
Blind squirrel, nut, you know the drill.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Repeatedly power-slamming his head up his ass in a hateful blind rage against reality and logic fueled by Everclear, TROGLAMAN, The Official Hate-Mongering Sick Perverted Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog Site emitted the following worthless mental excrement:

"...I'll be called a perverted idiot who doesn't know shit and we'll move on like always because you perverted idiots think I, troglaman, could ACTUALLY BE a perverted idiot..."


We don't THINK you're a perverted idiot, Guttersnipe, we KNOW you are a perverted idiot. There's a difference.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

troglaman,

Your postings are becoming increasingly desperate and obnoxious.

"This is New York's decision. They lived 9/11. The rest of us watched."

First, The victims of 9/11 were from all over America, not just New York City. 9/11 was an attack on America, not New York City (remember flight 93 and the Pentagon?), we all have skin in this game. Secondly, it was not New York's decision to O.K. the mosque but the decision of bureaucrats; the majority of the people of New York City and state oppose the mosque. Thirdly, Democrats such as Harry Reid, Howard Dean and the governor of New York have come out against the Ground Zero mosque, are they "pompous jerk offs" too?

The only jerk off I see around here is you. Do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up, every time you open your yap you sound dumber and dumber.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Troggy, I do have a "bunch of dumbass bozos" telling me what to do every day of my life....it's called the US Government. And I do have a problem with it when those bozos tell me I have to give out my hard-earned money by the way of taxes to some lazyass having baby after baby, while I'm hard at work. So, don't tell me everything is local. Idiot!

5:54 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

And, for the umpteenth million time you thick-skulled but empty-headed excuse for a human being, Troggy, 9/11 didn't just happen to New Yorkers, or DC'ers. It happened to all of America. I don't think when the terrorists were aiming those planes at the WTC, they were thinking, "well, I hope Americans don't think we're trying to take a swipe at them. It's only New Yorkers we're mad at." WTC was a part of America's financial heart. The Pentagon is a part of our American might. They were aiming the attack at all of Americans. And my husband's 401 sure did take a beating from that day. And if I want to take a flight, I might have to practically be strip-searched. So, don't tell me the 9/11 tragedy was local, you whiny wuss.

6:03 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"This is New York's decision."

That's.....odd.

When did reactionary left fascist begin to believe in State's Rights?

8:25 AM  
Anonymous trroglaman said...

"When did reactionary left fascist begin to believe in State's Rights?" literery laz

New York CITY. CITY.

You're such a dumbass, laz.

Anybody else realize this fucker's getting reamed by Beck, Hannity and Limbaugh every day?

And he likes it. Freaking lemming.

3:55 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

troglaman,

You really are a dumb fuck. New York City or New York State, the citizens of New York oppose the GZ mosque. You know it, I know it, everyone knows it. Admit it.

The only lemming I see around here is you.

2:22 PM  

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