DUmmies stick voodoo pins into Limbaugh, Beck, and Palin
Feel the love! The gentle folk of DUmmieland, who think they've cornered the market on love and compassion--how do they react when someone on the other side of the political spectrum comes down with a malady or illness? Get-well wishes and cards and flowers? Well, not exactly.
When Glenn Beck announced the other day that he might be going blind, the DUmmies responded with this lovely THREAD, "Limbaugh struck deaf. Beck struck blind. When Palin loses her voice, it'll be a trifecta!"
Like pins into voodoo dolls, so are the Days of Our DUmmies. Their happy thoughts are in Dear Hearts and Gentle People Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--back after several busy weeks away--is in the [brackets]:
Limbaugh struck deaf.
[DUmmie struck DUmb.]
Beck struck blind.
[Strike two . . .]
When Palin loses her voice, it'll be a trifecta!
[Three strikes and you're out--of compassion!]
[Uh, Jesus HEALED the deaf and the blind.]
Whatever voodoo you are cooking up, keep it coming.
You know if there is a god, this sh*t is a MESSAGE. Old Testament style smiting!
["If there is a god"? Be careful, you might be in line for a smiting yourself!]
Am sick of the screechy women that Repubs put out front. Their voices are shrill. . . .
[Is that you, Nancy Pelosi?]
Beck was whining about Braille (!) and now he's going blind?!!!
[If whining causes blindness, I'm going to open a white cane concession in DUmmieland.]
Smearing Vaseline in ones eyes to bring forth tears can also cause blurred vision.
[So, what would be blurred for benburch?]
When Cheney gets struck, the dark side will become lighter. . . .
[Cheney Insanity Addiction (CIA) has no known cure.]
Ooooh, yeah. Maybe CHEENEEEY'll be the one get the cosmic STFU. That would be fine.
[You can almost SEE the DUmmie drooling!]
I bet they all suck at pinball anyway.
[But DUmmies excel at pin-doll.]
I want her face to get so wrinkled she becomes a prune. I want her hair to turn gray and I want her to slowly lose control of her faculties.
[You want Sarah Palin to become Helen Thomas?]
Don't wish harm to anybody. . . .
[DIE, LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Lady Blah Blah has already lost her mind. . . .
[Another DUmmie with Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS).]
I can't recommend this. . . . I can't let myself wish ill on anybody.
[Your fellow DUmmies may have voodoo dolls, DUmmie Mimosa, but we here at DUmmie FUnnies have Kewpie Dolls--and we give them away! Yours is in the mail!]
I would have been happy if Bush had just lost his Dick. . . .
[OK, I'll grant you, that one is almost FUnnie!]