Saturday, August 14, 2010

DUmmies Fantasize Winning Big In November

So how is that Recovery Summer working out for you, DUmmies? All indications are that the Democrats will LOSE big in November. The prospect of big gains by the EVIL Republicans is so hideous to the DUmmies that they are now fantasizing just the opposite, that the Democrats will be the big winners despite the lousy economy and general disgust with The One. You can see this fantasy for yourself in this DUmmie THREAD, "C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November." If this fantasy sounds familiar, remember the other DUmmie fantasy in which Al Gore was elected president in the Alternate Universe. In any event, at least half the FUn of this November's election will be to watch the DUmmie reaction...assuming that the site does not crash as it did for several days following the November 2002 election when the Democrats did NOT gain any seats in Congress. So let us now watch the DUmmies fantasize winning big in November in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who came close to being covered in Spaghetti Sauce red this week when he picked up 820 bottles via coupons, is in the [brackets]:

C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November

[How about if we apply the chloroform-soaked hankie to your nose now so you can wake up on the other side of the November elections? It will be so much less painful that way.]

Like many people I have been frustrated with things not going MY way like single payer healthcare, Gitmo not closing, the extended war in Af. and a slow move out of Iraq etc.

[Don't forget about the economy going even further into the toilet during Recovery Summer.]

However this government HAS made progress and actually has done a lot (although we don't hear about it on television). Many, many things have been passed by Congress to improve the lives of the American. People forget who created the financial crisis and need to be reminded.

[BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

HOWEVER, as long as Democrats left leaning (professional or non professional) or center people splinter and regurgitate RW Newspeak they have to think of the consequences of a huge Republican majority in both houses this fall. Can you imagine what that will mean to this country? None of our agenda will be progressed AT ALL and will be just tossed in a trash can.

[On the plus side, the ensuing mental meltdown in DUmmieland will provide lots of great DUFU comedy material. Now for the fantasies from your fellow DUmmies...]

I did not work hard for a center right prez - but that is what we have. If the Dems want to have majotiry in both houses then perhaps they need to remember who brung 'em and work to pass progressive legislation. Just a thought.

[Getting your excuses lined up already?]

I will donate time and money to candidates who support a progressive agenda. If the Dems lose control of the House or Senate as a result of progressive flight, too bad. Not like they were acting on progressive agendas anyhow. Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!

[So does that mean you won't pick up those artificial cheerleader pom-poms?]

You seem to dismiss the time we had majority of the House, supermajority in the Senate, and the WH. Still... nothing got passed. What more would you expect in the f*cking future?? What we couldn't have is not now in the past.. it is the nature of the party, near as I can tell. Hope pissed on us. I'm going to go wash my clothes, and re-consider what I expect for a vote. Not that it matters... just another peon, literally.

[Hope pissed on you because The One needed someone to "peon."]

nope. I will NOT "hold my nose" and vote dem any longer.

[It would take time away from your keyboard.]

Fending off a GOP majority or even large Republican gains is simply something everyone should be very motivated to work together to stop.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

I love to make Sarah Palin obscure to America, and then maybe put her in jail for some of the things she does and says.

[DUmmie Thought Police fantasizing about criminalizing contrary views.]

I will still get out and vote Democrat myself because returning to Republican rule would be nightmarish.

[You will be FUn to watch on Nov. 3.]

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

You have to admire their hope and optimism. Insane to the very core, and completely out of touch with even their form of reality, though.

The angst they build up between now and The Uprising... er... November, is going to be amazing.

I hope that the Conservatives make enough inroads to neuter any more of Obama's socialism. Keep the blame and pressure on the Democrat (Socialist) Party as the economy flails and wanders.

RINO's, Squishes, Dems, Marxists, and do-nothing incumbents had better beware. In 2012, we'll clean house.

With flamethrowers.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Tonto's Expanding Headband said...

The DUmmies are delusional in thinking that the DNC gives a damn what "Rosa Luxemberg" or "loose willy" think or say. Shaddup and vote! Mail in those $25 checks! But Rosa an company will make good shock troops in the coming struggle, they're true beleivers.

As "TheKentuckian" says: "Bend it to our will by any means necessary and failing that destroy it...The game is fully a matter of how far we are willing to go."

I'm sure the DNC is also willing to win by "any means necessary"; look for lots of voter fraud, intimidation and cracked skulls this Fall as the Donks rev up the action, it's going to be Chicago politics on a nationwide scale.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"and then maybe put her in jail for some of the things she does and says. "

Wow---that pretty much tells you all you need to know about these great 'intellectuals'.

Discussion, debate, being open to other people's ideas? Nah! Let's just toss em in jail!

Who ARE these people?

3:50 PM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"I did not work hard for a center right prez - but that is what we have."

Ol, how insane do you have to be to call our socialist resident......"center right"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!

5:39 PM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Selected bits from the largest chunk floating atop the sewage tank...

kayinmaine says: August 15, 2010 at 10:00 AM Too bad there weren’t enough seats on Stevens’ plane for the whole entire *SPIT* republic party to be on it! Can you imagine the peace our country would have felt after that plane went down?

kayinmaine says: August 14, 2010 at 6:32 PM George Bush lied our nation into an illegal occupation that cost hundreds of thousands of lives against a country whose military was non-existent. The only “military” there was the Republican Guard who protected Saddam Hussein. Only *SPIT* American right wing bullies would attack a defenseless nation!

kayinmaine says: August 15, 2010 at 8:30 AM Ronnie Reagan LOVED the Taliban! Every time our nation has a *SPIT* republican president or has their Neocon Nazis in control of our Congress, our nation plummets into Hate, Facism and Rascism !

11:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is simply frightening!! And to jail Sarah Palin for some of the things she says?? Fascism is the flavor of the day, I guess.

11:06 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

KayInMaine is the perfect mate for Troglaman...both are dangerous Anti-American Hate Mongering Moonbat Lunatics. As long as they don't breed, they would be a perfect couple.

12:16 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"KayInMaine is the perfect mate for Troglaman..." jumpin jerry

More caps. Thank you. I was thinking of someone...more interesting...more challenging...someone who wouldn't just accept me for who I am but would push me...and push me...to new heights.

Anyone come to mind, jj?

12:06 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I'm thinking Steven Slater, troggy. He'd take your inner homo to new heights, but there might be a rough landing.

5:54 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I think Bloated Pervert Congressman Barney Frank is more Troglaman's style Susie. Far as I know, Slater has done nothing to merit the punishment that is Troglaman The Guttersnipe. Barney Frank on the other hand has earned it in spades.

8:49 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

You make a good point, JG. Perfect match.

5:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So one has fantasies about Sarah palin in some sort of 'Caged Heat' chick prison flick?

That's...vaguely normal, for fantasies at DU

11:51 PM  

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