Monday, March 25, 2019

Hilarious Media Meltdowns Over the Mueller Report


The reactions of much of the liberal media to the long-awaited Robert Mueller Report are absolutely HILARIOUS. It was not at all what they expected. In this video I present some of the more entertaining of these media meltdowns.

Keep watching the DUmmie FUnnies channel because I am sure in the very near future we will have more compilations of these very funny meltdowns.

Friday, March 22, 2019

Michael Avenatti Slams Beto O'Rourke as a LOSER



Michael Avenatti really cut Beto O'Rourke down to size in his recent article. Although Avenatti took himself out of the running last year after his drastic fall in fortunes, he still sounds like he wants to take on Trump as the Democrat nominee.

And a YUUUUUUUGE thank you out to all you viewers out there who have made the recent YUUUUUUUUGE surge in the DUmmie FUnnies channel stats possible as I noted in this video.

Monday, March 18, 2019

Creepy Joe Biden vs Cursing Beto O'Rourke


It's on! The big battle of the 2020 Democrat primary season. Creeper versus Curser. Biden versus Beto. Who will win out in the weirdness department?

Is Chuck Todd a Hobbit?



The question has to be asked, especially after watching Chuck Todd interview Beto O'Rourke in Iowa for "Meet The Press." Normally Todd interviews guests while sitting behind a desk. However, during his O'Rourke interview, Todd conducted the interview on his feet raising questions as to whether he is only as tall as a Hobbit.

Thursday, March 14, 2019

Beto O'Rourke Is 'The Candidate'


While watching Beto O'Rourke announce his candidacy for president today, his empty platitudes and shallow buzzwords sounded very familiar. And then it hit me. Beto O'Rourke is "The Candidate." Not just a candidate but "The Candidate" as in the 1972 movie of the same name starring Robert Redford as Bill McKay as "The Candidate."

Monday, March 11, 2019

Mueller Report to Be Released on April 1?


A discussion as to why April 1 could be the perfect day for Special Counsel Robert Mueller to release his long awaited report. We also see ABC News senior correspondent Terry Moran emphatically declare that it would be YUUUUUGE news if no Trump-Russia collusion is found in the report and how there would be a big reckoning for both the Democrats and the mainstream media.

Saturday, March 09, 2019

The Weird World of Mueller Merch



One side effect of desperate liberal hope of salvation from Robert Mueller in the form of his long awaited report is the plethora of Robert Mueller merchandise, Mueller Merch, available on the Web. This video reviews some of the bizarre Mueller Merch along with suggestions about what liberals can do with it after the Mueller Report does not go the way they want.

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

DUmmies Pray for Halt in Trump Victories


Just a quick DUFU today but it is perfectly illustrative of the plight of the Left and the DUmmies in particular. Bottom line they are FRUSTRATED that President Donald Trump is WINNING!!! It is absolutely KILLING them that Trump is enjoying success after success: the economy, peace on the Korean Peninsula, moving the American embassy to Jerusalem, rising in the polls which also reflect that the Democrat midterm "Blue Wave" is rapidly receding, and many many other wins.

You can get an idea of just how frustrated the DUmmies have become just from the very title of this thread, Praying that something will break our way tomorrow or this week. So let us now watch the frustrated DUmmies express their angst over Trump victory after Trump victory in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, not yet tired of all this WINNING, is in the [brackets]:

Praying that something will break our way tomorrow or this week.

[Dearest Goddess Gaia, please make the Trump wins stop.]

Motherfucker got his embassy, his massacre of Muslims, his fucking military parade. When is he going to face the consequences?... 

 [Right after he brings peace to denuclearized Korean peninsula. Now on to the other demoralized DUmmies...]

He needs a BIG smackdown, and the sooner the better. 

 [Hurry! Hurry with the smackdown or I'll turn into an incoherent blubbering mess!]

A watched pot never boils....

don't think that since it may jinx it and keep it from happening. I am trying not to read my own tarot cards since sometimes they trick you and tell you what you want to hear if you ask the same question too often. 


[Have you considered staring at chicken entrails? Perhaps you can find the end of the Trumpocalypse in there.]

We need something soon. The GDP, or Genarally Dumb Public, are becomming conditioned to accept the present insanity. 

[HELP!!! The public is way too happy with Trump WINNING!!!]

Truly down about politics right now. 

[Sniff! I thought St. Mueller would have saved us by now.]

Just keep intoning MAGA--Mueller Ain't Going Away. 

[You mean he won't be going away from his own court date tomorrow in which he has to actually put up evidence against a Russian company or go away by dropping the case?]

The world seems such a cruel place sometimes. 

[Yes, Trump winning and winning and winning can be cruel and brutal for the leftwing world.]