Tuesday, September 23, 2014

The DUmmies ask: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?


The Beaver is BACK! Li'l Beaver, that is. Yes, that lovable, cigar-chomping mascot of the DUmmie FUnnies is here to tell you: The DUFUs are back in business! After some months of on-and-off-again editions, DUmmie FUnnies founder PJ-Comix and affable co-host Charles Henrickson (yours truly) have decided to give it another go, just in time for the midterm election season. As you'll recall, here at DUmmie FUnnies we take an entertaining look at the Looney Left, particularly at the postings found at Democratic Underground, the home of those wacky moonbats affectionately known as the DUmmies.

PJ kicked things off yesterday, September 22, which was the TENTH ANNIVERSARY of the first-ever, official, stand-alone edition of the DUmmie FUnnies. From there, the DUmmie FUnnies rapidly grew to be one of the most popular features on the internets. The Andy Stephenson Situation, Pied Piper Pitt, Fitzmas Freudenschade, Trust-Fund Ted and the Occupests, Know-it-all Nadin--the DUmmie FUnnies has been there to chronicle it all. And now, as a Democrat Debacle looms likely in November, we will once again get to witness the DUmmies go absolutely CRAAAAZY!

One of the traits of your average DUmmie is that it thinks that everything that doesn't go their way is the result of some vast right-wing conspiracy. For example, if Dan Rather falls for forged memos, it's due to a Perfect Rovian Storm. If a Democrat loses an election, it's Diebold fixing the machines. If Karl Rove hasn't been frog-marched yet, it's because the indictment is still sealed. It's always something.

And so it is today, with this THREAD, "Somebody sure wants me to hate ISIS." DUmmie Saboburns is wondering out loud: Who put the ISIS in CRISIS? You see, it can't be because ISIS is an evil, murderous organization that goes around beheading innocent people. No, it must be a right-wing plot of some sort, brainwashing the 'Murican people into a frenzy of hate, so that the Military-Industrial Complex can launch us into another war. That must be it. Many of the DUmmies agree with DUmmie Saboburns, but even those who think that's a little TOO wacky, they at least feel that we 'Muricans DESERVE to have our heads lopped off.

But before we get to the DUmmies, let's sing this song that sums up the belief of DUmmie Saboburns. Click the music link and sing along!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT (not to want to be beheaded)
Tune:  "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught"

You've got to be taught
To hate and fear
Those who'd cut off your head
From ear to ear
It's got to be from
A Rethuglican smear
You've got to be carefully taught

You've got to be taught
To hate the guts
Of people whose knives
Make murd'rous cuts
It can't be because
They're just evil and nuts
You've got to be carefully taught

You've got to be taught--
Those can't be your views!
Those viewpoints were bought--
It must be the Jooos!
They're shaping your thought--
And there's always Fox News!
You've got to be carefully taught!

So let us now take this voyage into DUmmieland, where the rantings of the DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson--wondering how Li'l Beaver spent his summer vacation--is in the [brackets]:

Somebody sure wants me to hate ISIS

[Who put the ISIS in CRISIS?]

5 weeks ago I'd rarely/barely heard of ISIS.

[10 years ago you thought somebody set up Dan Rather.]

5 weeks ago I'd rarely/barely heard of ISIS. Now it's the most hated outfit on the planet.

[Except in DUmmieland, where the most hated outfit is the racist Rethuglican Party.]

It certainly didn't take long to be taught to hate them.

[Yes, DUmmie Saboburns, you've got to be taught not to want to be beheaded. There can be no other explanation.]

And that makes me ponder a few things.

[Ponder away, DUmmie Saboburns, while we hear from your fellow DUmmies . . .]

And we read, and we watched, all the specially selected news...

[That's got to be it. And so, somewhere, in some auto dealer's waiting room, Doug Bulna is disabling Fox News on the television set and hiding the remote.]

They've beheaded Americans on video. Why wouldn't you hate them?

[STOP! Stop, DUmmie woolldog! You're making too much sense!]

We've obliterated hundreds of Iraqi, Pakistani, Afghan and Yemeni children with our drone strikes. Why wouldn't they hate us?

[It's our fault! We deserve it!]

So your solution is to allow them to behead our citizens.

[Yes! Please! It's the least we can do!]

Thankfully Obama has more sense than that.

[Definitely. He doesn't get too worked up over these things. Whenever he hears of another ISIS attack, Obama beheading to the golf course.]

where have I heard this f***ing bullsh*t before? Oh yeah... I remember now... ... it's precisely the same line of lies used by George W Bush, Dick Cheney and company to drag us into Iraq in the last gigantic f***up. You want to fight those people? Have at it, jump on a plane and go do it. ON YOUR OWN F***ING DIME.

[Only a F***ING RETHUGLICAN like Chimpy McBushitler or Darth Cheney would get so upset over Americans getting killed!]

The current situation in Iraq & Syria is a direct result of the actions of the Bush Regime. ISIS would not have existed without the invasion of Iraq. . . .

[In other words . . . everyone? . . . BUSH'S FAULT!]

Ten yrs have gone by, and it's a different world because of it.

[Ten years have gone by, and DUmmieland is still the same.]

What reason do you have to think this criticism of O administration is hate for him?

[Whenever anyone criticizes President Obama, it can only be one thing: RACISM!]

Bombing ISIL will not prevent beheadings, nor bring back those who are dead. Bombing ISIL will only make them stronger.

[Really, we should be bombing ourselves. That may placate them.]

Obama is not demonstrating any kind of prudence on this issue. He's being led by the nose.

[THAT'S RACIST!]

We need to send them strongly worded letters expressing our disapproval. If they still refuse to cooperate, their name will be removed from the Secret Santa box.

[I detect a note of sarcasm.]

Consensus among the pro-war faction here seems to be that Obama is attacking ISIL because the publicized beheadings have left him no choice but to do so. If that is indeed true, then Obama is committing both a grievous error and a war crime.

[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW! CHIMPY MCSAME! TO THE HAGUE WITH HIM!]

Obama and Kerry are seeking to unite the region...and the world...around a solution to a bad situation, of which ISIS is only a part.

[John Kerry has Obama's back. Doesn't that fill you with confidence?]

I call ISIS' worldview tribal because it is. It's ummah versus everybody, with genocide as the goal (preceded by "pacification" or Islamization by imposing the proper order on the world--Islam on top, then others that have some revelation, and the destruction or conversion of everybody else).

[But wait! I thought the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria wasn't Islamic!? Dear Leader told us so!]

If you see a giant hill of manure, some cows are nearby in the field, and it smells like bullsh*t . . .

[. . . it's the DUnghill, aka the DUmp!]

Putting out videos of themselves beheading Americans might play some role.

[Ya think?]

You are being played.

[Yeah, why do you let such things upset you? Can't you see it's all a right-wing plot?]

Should we do anything to try to rescue the hostages?

[Ah, who cares? What difference does it make?]

Does ISIS really pose an existential threat to the U.S.?

[Really. I mean, what could Islamic terrorists do to us anyway?]

It's easy to dupe the American public. . . .

[DUmmieland: Putting the DU in DUPE.]

So ISIL, in your view, is the victim of a corporate smear campaign?

[Totally innocent freedom fighters. Those "beheadings" are just photoshopped in there.]

More likely the fabrication of those who would keep us in perpetual war.

[I think you're right, DUmmie Scuba. They get those prefab "beheads" from the prop shop. Well done papier-mâché.]

"Created for profit" is certainly plausible.

[I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!]

You think you have an explanation that isn't a conspiracy theory? You just said that your suggestion is that a secret cabal created ISIS for profit. In what way is a claim of a secret cabal manipulating world governments and murdering hundreds of people for profit not a conspiracy theory?

[It's not a conspiracy theory if DUmmie Scuba says it's not a conspiracy theory.]

The name of this consortium is 'The Neocons'.

[AKA the JOOOOOOOS!!!]

People like John McCain, Lindsay Graham, Dick Cheney.....the usual suspects.

[Jooos, all of them. And you left out Karl Rove.]

what's not to love about misogynist, homophobic, theocratic thugs marching across a huge swath of the globe?

[Are you talking about the Neocons or ISIS?]

I used to joke about Dick Cheney making the Osama bin Laden videos in his basement. Now we know he didn't need to resort to that - they are making them right in the Pentagon (or at Langley). It's pitifully transparent at this point but still the masses go for it.

[You know, at the end of those ISIS clips, I think the "A Dick Cheney Production" is a dead giveaway.]

Seriously? You think the ISIS videos are made at the Pentagon?

[I mean, really! I think Langley is MUCH more likely!]
 

Monday, September 22, 2014

DUmmie FUnnies 10th Anniversary!!!


Yesterday, my DUFU co-conspirator, Charles Henrickson, reminded me that today is the 10th anniversary of the DUmmie FUnnies which originated in the wake of the "fake but accurate" documents revelation of the 60 Minutes "revelation" about George W. Bush in the Texas Air National Guard. It was the start of many hilarious reactions of the DUmmies to events in the news, the next big one being John F. Kerry's loss in the election. And who can forget Fitzmas where WILLIAM RIVERS PITT is still waiting 24 business hours for Karl Rove to be indicted. So many of you might have wondered why so few stories recently. 

Well, I have some lousy excuses but the primary ones are that almost everything the DUmmies have posted lately looks like a road already traveled and just didn't interest me. The other excuse is that I was deep into couponing. Some days I would work it from early A.M. until 11 P.M.. Okay, now that I got the excuses out of the way, let me tell you why things might soon change. IF the elections this year go the way I hope, then renewed angst from the DUmmies will provide fresh material for months or even years to come. As to couponing, something strange happened. In stark contrast to the incredible deals I used to see, such deals have become few and far between. My suspicion is that coupon consultants have been hired just to make coupon deals tougher. Suddenly stores have stricter rules and the coupon deals have gotten weaker and weaker. For example, up to about 3 years ago body was was frequently available for FREE almost every other week. Nowadays, you will be lucky to find such a deal twice in a year. This past July was my worst couponing month in five years...until August which was even worse. And now September appears to be even worse that August. Yeah, I still save money and still rarely pay full price for anything but the days of mass quantities of good for FREE via coupons appear to be over. Therefore, less time for couponing means more time for DUFUing. That plus hopefully good news early in November will mean a much higher frequency of the DUFUs. 

Okay, so now a DUFU for today. In this case, we see that Hillary might not get the automatic coronation she is hoping for as you can see in this THREAD, "MSNBC: Climate activists not ready for Hillary." Almost as much FUn as a DUmmie meltdown would be a Hillary meltdown. This time Hillary MUST be coronated. It won't happen again. And the DUmmies apparently aren't going to make it easy for her. So let us now watch the DUmmies slam Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to more DUmmie fireworks is in the [brackets]:

Climate activists not ready for Hillary

[Neither are DUmmies.]


NEW YORK – Some of the prominent environmental activists who gathered Sunday in New York City for a massive climate change march are not ready to support Hillary Clinton if she decides to run for president.

[Vote Bernie and cause Hillary conniption fit.]


“I think Hillary Clinton has an awful lot to demonstrate to environmentalists and people who care about climate change,” Bill McKibben, the founder of 350.org, who helped organize the march, told msnbc. “She oversaw the complete fiasco that was the Copenhagen Conference as secretary of state. That was the biggest foreign policy failure since Munich. It’s not a proud record.”

[Since Munich? How about Benghazi?]


And on Sunday, Clinton allies defended her environmental bona fides. “As Secretary Of State, Hillary Clinton led efforts to combat the growing threat of climate change both at home and abroad. Clinton created a special envoy for climate change, and she launched the Climate and Clean Air Coalition – a group of 37 countries that agreed to work to reduce their emissions. At the Clean Energy Summit held recently in Nevada, Clinton said climate change is ‘the most consequential, urgent, sweeping collection of challenges we face as a nation and a world,’” said Adrienne Watson of the pro-Clinton rapid response group Correct the Record.

[Rapid excuse is more like it and now on to the DUmmies...]


And speaking of war: Who's the single worst polluter on the planet? If you guessed, "The U.S. Defense Department," give yourself a prize. So, Hillary's unflagging support for military adventurism is not just a single issue. It's also an endorsement of climate destruction.

[So the Defense Department is the reason all those Chinese in Peking have to wear face masks while breathing their brown air?]


She betrayed us and joined with George Bush. How can you ever trust her?

[SHE BETRAYED US! </ algore_impression>]


'How Hillary Clinton's State Department sold fracking to the world'

[Don't worry. Matt Damon will still vote for Hillary.]


No more dynasties.

[I'll trade you a Jeb Bush for a Hillary Clinton to NOT run in 2016.]


There will be a robust primary with many challengers to the Inevitable.

[Who? Bernie and Biden?]


The Clintons will discover that it was way too early for them to start campaigning under the guise of the book tour - premature electionation will do them in as the errors in judgement when Hillary speaks keep piling up in that long duration of time to the election.

[Perhaps she will just continue to say NOTHING.]


They will not be able to hold up - Hillary started speaking out on many issues around the book opening, and then suddenly goes silent on current events, like Ferguson, and then takes a bland, noncommittal stance that a focus group suggests is best, as to not alienate anyone. This is not leadership material and people are getting it.

[Despite the clamshell act, she can still get nominated.]

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Freeloading DUmmie Goes BERSERK When Dad Shreds Video Games


I absolutely can't get enough of watching this VIDEO over and over and over again. I mean try watching it just once. It's impossible because you have to watch it many times over just to convince yourself that you saw what you just saw. And it is absolutely HILARIOUS. Perhaps the FUnniest video I've seen in a long time.

Okay, why do I claim that this guy is a DUmmie? Well, he definitely has the DUmmie mindset. The sense of freeloading entitlement that so many DUmmies have. Just living in Mommy's basement or, in this case, Daddy's bedroom. Okay, enough of my analysis. I don't want to keep you from doing what you really want to do now, namely watch the video again. Oh, and don't forget to share with friends. Break out the popcorn and refreshments as this "man" screams in agony over the tragic loss of his games.

Enjoy!

Thursday, July 10, 2014

DUmmies and KOmmies Enjoy Obama Laughing At Border Crises Meeting


Call it Blind Optics. The DUmmies and KOmmies are so desperate to make Texas Governor Rick Perry look bad that they overlook the fact that Obama looks horrible in the photos above and below. These photos were taken by Reuters during the B order Crises meeting yesterday. Normally the Regime would have prohibited these pics of Obama not taking the border crises seriously but apparently they have the same narrow mindset as the DUmmies and KOmmies because they focused in on Perry looking upset and thought that was a "win" for them. Actually it is turning into a bigtime loss, only they don't realize it yet with the exception of one KOmmie who sounded a discordant note of reality which earns him a Kewpie Doll award as we shall see. The DUmmies can be seen completely misinterpreting the situation in this THREAD, Spew Alert - OBAMA/PERRY: Sometimes, Yes, A Pic Is Worth More Than A 1000 Words and the KOmmies echo their idiocy in A Picture truly is worth 1000 words. So let us now watch both the DUmmies and KOmmies reveal how divorced from reality they are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, eagerly awaiting their shock when they finally realize that the public reaction to the pics is the opposite of what they expect, is in the [barackets]:


 
Spew Alert - OBAMA/PERRY: Sometimes, Yes, A Pic Is Worth More Than A 1000 Words

[Soon to be followed by 1000 Excuses.]

what a contrast. Perry looks like he just dumped in his pants.

[While Obama looks like he wet his pants laughing at how FUnnie he finds the border crises.]

Our Pres. is relaxed, Perry is frozen in his outplayed grimace as he realizes he has been hoisted on his very own, very uncomfortable petard.

[How dare Perry not find the border crises a laughing matter like our beloved Obama.]

Our President has a great sense of humor!

[Border crises. Scabies. Lice. TB. HILARIOUS!!!]

Some things still make me smile. This made me smile.

. [Your smile will fade fast as soon as you find out the public reaction to Obama laughing at the border crises.]

Something was FUNNY and Perry didn't think so..

[It's called BORDER CRISES.]

The captions will write themselves.

["Obama laughs about border crises as Perry looks on in disgust."]

Guy on the left nearest to the camera has a really strained expression on his face.

[Because he is also realizing what a fool Obama is making of himself by laughing about the border crises. And now we go to KOmmieland where one KOmmie actually injected a note of brutal reality...]

A Picture truly is worth 1000 words

[A picture showing Obama not taking the border crises the least bit seriously.]

two thirds of the electorate ain't laughing.

[KOmmie River Rover, for pointing out the reality of the situation, you WIN a Kewpie Doll!!!]

sad silly little reply.

[Replied a KOmmie who hates being confronted by reality.]

Are you a purity troll, or a Tea Partier?

[What is a KOmmie Tombstoning called?]

that picture is a thing of beauty all by its own self. I don't even care what caused it. I just love it.

[Will you also not care when the public reacts AGAINST Obama laughing during the border crises meeting?]

I can laugh at him, and do. I encourage you to do likewise, and as many others as care to join in. And mock him, insult him and lampoon him. Publication of a pic where it appears the President of the US is doing so does not help us at all. Quite the opposite.

[Sorry, KOmmie Catte Nappe, but only ONE Kewpie Doll awarded per DUFU edition.]

It was all probably very innocent...Rick didn't get the Knock-Knock joke...

[Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Lice.
Lice Who?
Lice Who jumped the border and into your crotch.]


Tuesday, June 24, 2014

DUmmies Mock Chelsea Clinton Supposedly Not Caring About Money


Hillary's book tour campaign is failing fast. Just minutes ago I checked Amazon and her book has tumbled to #19 while "Blood Feud" has risen to #3. Yes, Hillary has made a lot of mistakes during her non-campaign campaign for president but perhaps her biggest mistake is letting daughter Chelsea open her mouth. Even the DUmmies are mocking the resident of a $10 million luxury Manhattan condo for saying she tried to care about money but couldn't. Yeah, the more Chelsea yaps the more likely that the Cherokee Princess jumps into the nomination race due to Hillary's tumbling popularity. You can see the DUmmie mockery in this THREAD, "Chelsea Clinton: I Tried to Care About Money, But Just Couldn't." So let us now watch the DUmmies mock the modern day Marie Antoinette in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if he can eat the cake crumbs from Chelsea's $3 million wedding, is in the [brackets]:

Chelsea Clinton: I Tried to Care About Money, But Just Couldn't

[Chelsea yawned from her $10 million condo. And now an excerpt from a NY Daily News article...]


  Hillary Clinton insists she isn’t “well-off” and now daughter Chelsea, according to a recent interview, claims she couldn't care less about money. 

  The daughter of former President Bill Clinton and ex-secretary of state Hillary Clinton explained in a recent interview why she left lucrative professions and opted for working with her family’s philanthropic foundation. ‘I was curious if I could care about (money) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t,’ she said.  

I was curious if I could care about (money) on some fundamental level, and I couldn’t,” she told Fast Company in an interview that ran in the magazine's May edition, explaining why she gave up lucrative gigs to join her family’s philanthropic foundation.  

“It is frustrating, because who wants to grow up and follow their parents? I’ve tried really hard to care about things that were very different from my parents … it’s a funny thing to realize I feel called to this work, both as a daughter and also as someone who believes I have contributions to make,” she continued about her reluctant status as a boomerang kid.

[And now here are the DUmmie peasants storming the Clinton Bastille...]


3mm dollar wedding, 10mm condo. Doesn't "care" about money.

[Because she won life's lottery.]


Really! Its easy to "not care about money", when you have shitloads of money

[Posted a future Warren primary voter.]


The Clintons appear to have internalized the culture of wealth in which they live. So that to them the word "money" means something very different from what it means to most people. They have an amount of money that most people would think of as great wealth, but because they live among even richer people, they think of themselves as just regular folks and not particularly affluent.

[The one percent consider themselves poor compared to the .001 percent.]


She's got a net worth of 15 million. I think I could be a bit more blase about cash if I had 15 mill.

[Instead all you have are empty pizza boxes piled up in your living room basement.]


How the hell did she "earn" 15 million Dollars? Seriously did she invent something?

[She invented a server system to back up all emails, including those of the IRS.]


tone deaf daughter of a tone deaf mother. easy shit to say. Let's see you give up some of those things that the money you don't care about buys you, dearie.

[As long as it doesn't amount to big sacrifice like giving up her chauffeured limo.]


And I don't care that Chelsea doesn't care about money. I care that Elizabeth Warren cares more about struggling families on Main Street than the jet setters on Wall Street.

[Do you also care that Warren lives in a multi-million dollar mansion and owns millions in CORPORATE stock? The benefits of faking your affirmative action way to success.]


I grew up in privilege- considerable privilege. New Canaan Ct. The most elite private day schools and prep schools and I said that exact same thing- that I didn't care about money when I was in my early twenties. It was easy for me to say- I didn't have to work (I did). I had money to live on very comfortably. And then I realized how clueless it was to prattle on about that when I didn't have to worry about money.

[That was DUmmie cali, a regular. File that info away for later.]


So far, the "Clintons-as-humble-populists" PR campaign has been comedy gold.

[And therefore very DUFUable.]


Putting America to work!! Forget Hillary - Chelsea for President!

[CHELSEA 2024!!!]


For goodness sake, stop the Chelsea bashing. Jesus Christ.

[LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE!!!]


she's as tone deaf as her mommy. and she's married to someone who has his own hedge fund. Not to mention the obscene money she happily took for doing shit for NBC.

[And her father-in-law gave generously to Nigeria in response to an email request.]


you did hear about the, *ahem, difficulties the Clinton Foundations have with their, *ahem, finances? That charity seems to have gone large part to schmoozing the rich. It is a scam. But you call it charity all you like.

[Hey, schmoozing the rich to ask for yet more bucks doesn't come cheap.]


If she doesn't care about money why are her parents avoiding taxes to make sure she inherits more?

[Every used pair of underwear tax writeoff counts.]


She sounds Presidential. When is it her turn again?

[2024.]


Her public statements are carefully orchestrated by the Clinton campaign. I was stunned when she and her mother jointly announced her pregnancy, without her husband by her side!

[Their marriage is as strong as any of J-Lo's multiple marriages.]


MEMO TO ENTIRE CLINTON FAMILY: SHUT THE F*CK UP ABOUT MONEY, SOONEST.

[Mark that DUmmie vote down for Fauxcahontas.]

Monday, June 23, 2014

DUmmies Hop On Cherokee Princess Presidential Bandwagon


Elizabeth Warren aka Fauxcahontas IS not running for President. Got that? IS not running which means she WILL be Hillary's worse nightmare. Imagine the Hillary meltdown when once again a newcomer steals away the Democrat presidential nomination she has been lusting after for years. This time there will be no biding her time for the next opportunity. There is no time left for her which is why her impending meltdown would be enormous but highly entertaining. We can already see the trouble for Hillary since the hard core leftwing Democrats vastly favor Warren over her as you can see in the DUmmie THREAD, "New Statesman : Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency." So let us now watch the DUmmies ready to cast their ballots for the Indian Princess in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to the Alien vs Predator battle, is in the [brackets]:

New Statesman : Why Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary Clinton and run for the US presidency

[Hillary's Depends already spilleth over.]


I do really hope EW will change her mind, and try to show up onj next presidential primaries. Because, she's is JUST A REAL FIGHTER OF CORPORATION, unlike, Hillary and her husband, who had always allied with them when it suited their personal promotion and agenda.

[Does this mean that Miss Cherokee Queen will have to give up her $8 million in CORPORATE stocks?]


Senator Elizabeth Warren has said more than once that she is not running.

[Correct. She IS not running. I guess you missed that part of basic grammar that covers the future tense.]


warren and any democrat that can branded batshit crazy liberal will LOSE

[Your Kewpie Doll is in the mail.]


Warren isn't running, and she made very clear if Hillary runs she will support her. The only way you can vote for Elizabeth Warren is if you live in Mass.

[Naive DUmmies are cute...and FUnnie!!!]


I don't think that anybody who was in favor of going to war with Iraq should be allowed to run for President. Also, anybody who is friends with Don Tyson, the chicken torturer, does not have my vote. I could go on and on......

[Don't stop. I'm still laughing about your "chicken torturer" comment.]


Elizabeth Warren should take on Hillary and pound the shit out of her.

[MMA Match!!!]


It would be better if she ran after Citizen's United was overturned.

[In the Year 2525 if Man is still Alive.]


Around 6 months ago, Warren endorsed Clinton for 2016. Clinton would use that against her in the primaries.

[I'm sure that will shatter the Warren campaign.]

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Communist DUmmies Shut Down Meeting Because of Camera


EEEEK!!!

Vampires can't tolerate sunlight. Likewise Communists can't tolerate cameras at their meetings because that would shed light on who they are. As you can see in this VIDEO, Communists at Portland State University can't stand it when an outsider attends their "public" meeting with a camera. What is laughable is they claim to the cop they the guy with the camera is a "disruptor" but thanks to the camera we can see who the TRUE disruptors are. And childish in the extreme. I gotta ask... How many of these COmmies are also DUmmies? There must be a bunch. Anyway, I am using this DUFU edition so you can see for yourselves just what COmmies/DUmmies are like. They HATE transparency and we can see why because the result is they are quite a bunch of jerks.