A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general.
Thursday, December 08, 2016
Womyn DUmmies Still Mourning Hillary Loss
I used to go to a really good sushi buffet in the Westwood section of Los Angeles. Nearby was the "Womyn's Bookstore." I can't tell you how much of a kick I got out of seeing that place since I found their artificial attempt to avoid the name "men" in their name quite amusing. Once in a while I would see a very angry woman, I mean womyn, enter the establishment but mostly the place was empty. I doubt it is still there but that whole "womyn" shtick still amuses me to the extent I am using it in the title of this DUFU edition. Also amusing is how "womyn" DUmmies are still mourning the loss of Hillary because she is/was/mightbe a female. The result is this DUmmie thread titled, No You Cant : Why Im Still Crying Over Hillary Clintons Loss. It starts out quoting a "womyn" comedy writer named Eirene Donohue. Nothing really comedic about her extreme grief except that it is so extreme as to be inadvertently HILARIOUS. So let us now watch the DUmmies grieve to the max over the loss of poor Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking this might be the funniest thing Ms Donohue has ever written, is in the [brackets]: No You Cant : Why Im Still Crying Over Hillary Clintons Loss.
[Yes We Can: Whey We Are Still Laughing Over Hillary Clintons Loss.]
[Check her IMDB profile. Worked on something unknown years ago and is still working on something like "I Was A Teenage Vampire."]
I am her. The words flashed through my head. And suddenly, there on the 101 freeway, I was down the hole again. Tears streaming, sobs choking, heart breaking. The realization hitting me. I am Her.
[You are Her? Did your butt suddenly break thru your pantsuits?]
And here was the root of my pain. This wasn’t just about the disappointment that my candidate lost. Or the fear of what Trump will do to this country. It felt like my very soul hurt and I realized that it was because of what this election said to me as a woman. It said no.
[No. You are now officially worthless all because Hillary lost.]
No, woman, stay in your place. No, woman, you are not good enough. No, woman, no matter what you do, you will not win, you will not be the boss of me.
[A tragedy if you are a womyn "comedy" writer in L.A.. For a woman harvesting rice with mud up to her knees in Bangladesh...she has bigger problems to deal with.]
It crushed a part of my female core to realize that yes, the world at large really does hate women that much. And while there are other reasons to dislike Hilary Clinton and disagree with her policies, misogyny and sexism are the gas that fuels the fire they burned her with.
[Hillary as Joan of Arc being burned at the stake? Naw! That scenario doesn't work for me.]
We are supposed to stay quiet and not ask for much. Stay in our place and say please and thank you and don’t challenge anyone. We must be perfect, ten times more perfect than the man beside us. And then we must wait for them to give us permission to follow their orders.
[Advice to guys. Avoid this womyn like the plague or you risk the loss of your bolitos. Now on to the the Drama Queen DUmmies mourning the Hillary loss...]
Tears are flowing... No Words
[I got a word... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
Until we stop being 10's or unless we're flat chested and thus automatically excluded because it's very hard to be flat chested and be a 10.
[Would you like a coupon for falsies?] I feel let down Especially by the women who voted for that creep. It hurt me physically in a way, i'm tired, sore, have had three infections in the past month... I almost give up. [And don't forget about that ingrown toenail you suffered all because Hillary lost.] It's been hard. I've finally made it to the acceptance stage of grief, but I too have gotten sick, run a fever, and felt terribly depressed. [Good news. You are now only one step away from the despair stage of grief.] I'm still locked in anger, and lashing out at former family... former friends.. I have resorted to misogynistic insults, ageist insults, racist insults, and all manner of banter that before November 8th would have and did appall me.
[I bet you were a barrel of fun at the Thanksgiving table.] I have called women who support trump a "4" and/or a "hag" and have told them they voted for him, they no longer have a voice because they are just women. [So you are now treating women the same way that Eirene the mostly wannabee comedy writer is accusing Trump supporters of doing.] I have told elders that supported him, whose profiles say they are retired that they should just off and die because they are beyond their years of being productive citizens in tRump's 'merika. That I hope theirs is the first medicare and social security to get cut out.
[Somebody needs to check if this DUmmie works in a hospital.] I have used the most base and despicable insults against the wives, or children of men on social media who supported trump [Keep going. The District Attorney is copying your own testimony to use against you for your impending internet child bullying trial.] I have told school teachers who supported him that I hope they lose their jobs or at the very least have their income severely slashed. [I guess you missed your rabies shot.] I am disgusted with my behavior on social media, but fuck it, logic doesn't seem to sink in with these dipshits who have voted against their own interests, maybe some of the disgusting medicine that they supported being used against them and the ones they love will finally get through to them. [Posted DUmmie Amimnoch from the Rubber Room. I repeat for the authorities, DUmmie Amimnoch.] I flipped off and swore at a Bernie or Buster on the street. He was a complete stranger, but I overheard a phone conversation. Perhaps a break from social media would help? [Perhaps but you obviously are experiencing a break from reality.] Do not, at all costs, accept what has happened. Just have to live with it. If we get overwrought and have health problems from it all, then they have really won. [Your hilarious Drama Queen angst means we have really won.] I am having a hard time getting beyond denial... this is a crushing blow that not many men can understand [Many men understood that crushing blow that Madonna offered for Hillary votes which is one reason why she lost.] The fucking church and the Xian religion at its base is misogynitic, racist and bigoted. A patriarchal code set down by men for men, asserting that some supernatural being decided that's the way it is. Women are second-class cutizens. Property of men, in fact. Nope, religion is the problem. Your relatives would have had a better chance of voting for Hillary had they stayed away from church. [Let me make a wild guess here and assume you are not a member of the Pastor Charles flock.] The meaning of Jesus Christ? A fairly loathsome personage, at least as how he's depicted in the Buy Bull. [Is that you, Jennifer Palmieri?] I still cry. A couple times a week. [And after being featured in this DUFU edition, DUmmie trueblue2007, make that a couple of times a day.] I haven't really cried a couple of tears when I saw Kate McKinnon sing Hallelujah. [I cried a couple of tears of laughter when Kate sang these lyrics: "I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you."] I'm still grieving too and I will NEVER allow myself to call this situation normal. I wake up every morning with a pit in my stomach and an ache in my heart and head. But I'd rather live with that than to get to acceptance. I will always RESIST.
[WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] I am not a woman but I also took this loss personally I am the father of two daughters and I will never forget or forgive this loss [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] i'm hoping that when we go march in DC on 21 Jan, 2 of my sons will come along. My oldest son was mad because his wife and i went full speed ahead on the plans and he wasn't consulted enough. so i sent him an email with links to the march, and i said to him, I would love it if you came and marched with us. It has always been my belief that women's liberation is everyone's liberation.
[WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] Everytime I look at her I cry and say what could have been. It hurts. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] I will never forget and I will never forgive ANY Trump voters. But white females are the ones who gave me the deepest cuts of all. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] I still cry . . . a little every day. I just can't believe that people I know voted for that orange ass! I want to call them on it but they seem to ok with a the shit he and his kids have done since he won! Nothing to see here . . . No conflicts of interest . . . No draining the swamp . . . who cares if Russia messed in our elections . . . Nothing seems to matter. I pray that the Democrats do not cooperate . . . stonewall - the way they treated President Obama and his family for the past 8 years is beyond disgusting! I want Hollywood to ignore him . . . Designers not to dress her . . . News and entertainment reports to ignore them - they beg for fame - we need to starve them out! But more than anything we need to find someone within enough money to help establish voting machines in minority precincts make sure the vote is properly counted - we don't lose elections they are taken from us! [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] Male, here. And this post hits me hard. I've been a feminist since my teens -- I saw the Billie Jean King/Bobby Riggs match, listened to the crap that was being spewed all around me, and changed. She was going to be an EXCELLENT world leader. She was going to help. But the same forces that were spewing the same crap back in the 60's and 70's have hijacked reality yet again. There's going to be a significant body count this time, if we survive as a species. It was the worst possible decision for a nation to make. All because of deeply-held cultural misogyny. Misogyny so deeply embedded that it even sweeps up many women themselves in its dark primitivism. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] The loss will never be regained; the injury will never heal. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] I blew up at my husband about something trivial last night and broke down crying. It took me a little while to realize why. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] It has been said that depression is anger turned inward. I think it applies here. Depressed? Decide you are not going to take bullshit anymore. Call out every misogynist bastard, assert yourself. Not meanly, but firmly. Be demure? Get along at all costs? Be sweet? Kiss my ass demure, be strong, be yourself, call out inequities. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] Today is especially bad given the federal judge's reversal of the earlier ruling to recount in MI. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] I am her. Unfortunately, I'm a man. This election has made me decide that I am finally going to make the decision to become a woman!! I will honor Hillary for the rest of my life as a woman. I honestly can't stand being a man any longer if it means being anything like Trump. [LOL!!! I nominate the above by Hopeless1 as the FUnniest DUmmie post of the year! Oh, and where will you be mailing your bolitos to?] I am so stunned that this happened...that I have not even been able to cry yet. I wake up every morning and say to myself, "This cannot possibly be happening." It is all the more bitter that as fine an individual as President Obama is being followed by the worst of the worst of human dreck that is DFT (Donald Fucking Trump). [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!] I know the feeling. Took me 1 week to squeeze a few tears when I saw SNL Hallelluja opening. Floodgates still locked in though. [WINNING!!! Thank you, President Trump!]
DUmmies Go Nuts Over Time Naming Trump Person of the Year
Well, that was utterly predictable. Not only Donald Trump being named Time magazine's person of the year which he actually should have won last year. What was also completely predictable is the angry DUmmie reaction to it plus them pointing out that Hitler also won as person of the year as well. BTW, I am not satisfied that Trump only won this recognition this year. He should definitely have won as Person of the Year for 2015 but Time chose Angela Merkel for flooding Germany with "refugees" who wanted to kill the local population. And now Merkel is admitting that she was WRONG and that situation should never be repeated. Yeah, a little too late, Angela. I highly recommend you continue to show remorse for being an idiot by petitioning Time to revoke your 2015 Person of the Year status and turn it over to Trump. Yes, make the Person of the Year award retroactive to 2015 for Trump. Meanwhile you can see the DUmmies go bonkers over the current Person of the Year in their thread, Trump named Time Person of the Year. So let us now watch the DUmmies go nuts over Trump WINNING again in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, savoring in advance the DUmmie reaction to Trump portraits in all federal buildings in a few weeks, is in the [brackets]:
Trump named Time Person of the Year
[That has to hurt, DUmmies but it will get worse, much worse for you over the next 8 years of the Trump Era.]
Time magazine has named Donald Trump its Person of the Year -- calling him "President of the Divided States of America."
[Notice how Time just couldn't avoid a little dig there?]
"I don't think that we have ever seen one person, operating in such an unconventional way, have an impact on the events of the year," said Time editor Nancy Gibbs.
[Meanwhile last year's person of the year, Angela Merkel now admits that she was wrong and Trump is RIGHT. Time for Time to take her award away and retroactively give it to Trump. Person of the Year for BOTH 2015 and 2016.]
She called this year's choice "one of the more straightforward years." Trump beat runner-up Hillary Clinton for the distinction, which Gibbs said is given to the newsmaker who has the biggest influence on world events, for better or worse.
[The second time this year he beat Hillary but the first time was a complete surprise for her.]
Placing third was "the hackers," to cover people who breached the records of major government organizations, politicians, celebrities and everyday citizens.
[And CROOKED politicians. Thank you, WikiLeaks!!! Okay, that was the CNN report on this so now on to the bereaved DUmmies...]
Just like Hitler back in the 30s...
[DUmmies are oh so predictable.]
Adolf Hitler: Man of the Year, 1938
[A predictability encore.]
ATTN Time it was a coup .... Kris Kobach should be man of the year. All those polls and models were not wrong Trump cheated.
[The next 8 years are going to be incredibly painful for this DUmmie.]
Before a single vote was cast, the election was fixed by GOP and Trump operatives.
Starting in 2013 – just as the Supreme Court gutted the Voting Rights Act – a coterie of Trump operatives, under the direction of Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State, created a system to purge 1.1 million Americans of color from the voter rolls of GOP–controlled states. The system, called Crosscheck, is detailed in my Rolling Stone report, “The GOP’s Stealth War on Voters,” 8/24/2016.
[What brand of anti-freeze will you be drinking on Inauguration Day?]
On Tuesday, we saw Crosscheck elect a Republican Senate and as President, Donald Trump. The electoral putsch was aided by nine other methods of attacking the right to vote of Black, Latino and Asian-American voters, methods detailed in my book and film, including “Caging,” “purging,” blocking legitimate registrations, and wrongly shunting millions to “provisional” ballots that will never be counted.
[Any guess as to this DUmmie's position on ensuring voting integrity via checking photo IDs?]
I'm sure Trump is thrilled though-- seriously. Maybe this is all he ever wanted and can give up being president.
[Another one who is going to take January 20 hard. Real hard.]
Looks like the media has bent the knee. I see nothing but fawning Trump coverage. They are all liars.
[More like grudging Trump coverage but no matter. Trump has learned to BYPASS the MSM.]
Congratulations trump, Person of the year . Congratulations America you have given a habitual liar , fraud , narcissistic pussy grabber exactly what he wanted.
[Perhaps you would like to be DUmmie of the Year?]
Was watching the despair of the Left right after the election entertaining? Well, December 19 will also be entertaining when the Electoral College makes the election of Donald Trump official. Oh, and it will also be a happy day for your humble correspondent when I am finally able to collect a few hundred bucks from my PredictIt wager on Trump. One of the reasons that the Electoral College vote is in the bag is that the Green Party has dropped the recount in Pennsylvania. I guess Jill Stein wanted to hold onto that cash sent to her so she can get a nice beach house next to Bernie. Meanwhile the DUmmies are in a state of very entertaining despair as you can see in their thread, Green Party Drops Statewide Pennsylvania Recount. So let us now watch the DUmmies despair over their loss of a Pennsylvania recount in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that after December 19 January 20 will also be another entertaining day for watching DUmmie despair, is is in the [brackets]: Green Party Drops Statewide Pennsylvania Recount [Hillary might have lost a state but Jill gained a beach house.] The Green Party is dropping its court case seeking a recount of Pennsylvania’s Nov. 8 presidential election. It had wanted to explore whether voting machines and systems had been hacked and the election result manipulated. The Green Party’s filing came Saturday, saying it couldn’t afford the $1 million bond the court had set. A Commonwealth Court hearing had been scheduled in the case for Monday, and the $1 million bond was due later that day. [That money could be put to better use on Jill's beach house. And now to the DUmmies in despair...] Well, that blows :( It's not a coincidence that actually counting votes in the United States is this hard. [If it was easy, all the states would be in a state of recount on Dec. 19.] Jill Stein has raised about 7 million so far. I think they could have afforded to pay the bond if they chose. What will she do with any left over money? [Psst! Beach house. The preferred repository for bribed socialists.] Stein raised way more than that didn't she? I thought Stein had raised enough $$$ to see this through? She has raised $7 million and Wisconsin & Michigan recounts will cost $5 million. I guess she and the Green Party will just pocket the left over money now [Pocket is right.] She has raised 7 million dollars. And her fundraising website still lists PA. She is asking for 9 million currently. [That is to help fund the shrimp cocktail parties at her new beach house.] We needed all three states to flip in order to overturn the election. If she drops Pennsylvania, that means it's over. [Sherlock DUmmie finally gets a clue.] Hmm, shits not adding up in my mind here. I haven't checked in a while But Jill had some serious coin stacked up for this. [When you visit Jill's beach house, perhaps it will finally add up in your mind.] The legal challenges may have added substantially to the estimated cost. That's my guess, anyway.
[Oh, and then there was that beach house expense.] No doubt that the lawyers and logistics eats up the cash but still.. I'm gonna do a little digging as I was already curious where the money is actually going. [Start digging at the lakefront next door to Bernie's beach house.] required $1 million bond seems like exorbitant extortion to start a recount is that the normal amount for a recount bond? If not, I would fight the cost by way of civil rights/equality laws. But now Jill is not committed to following through or so it seems. Yes, it is hard to be a leader. However, just ask for more money, ask for legal help, put out the message and people will respond. Maybe she's tired and wants others to take over or at least help more. [Jill Stein is just $10 away from adding another room to her beach house.] Did someone from the Trump oorganization get to Jill with $$$$$$. I thought she had raised nearly 7 mill. and I know she didn't spend it all in Mich or Wisc. I say hell yes they did....
The money could have been raised by all those fU*KG SOBs joining the cabinet.
A Couple mill here a nice condo there..hell yes that is the way it works. [GASP! Are you actually suggesting that Jill Stein could be bribed?] Wait, it say a million dollar "bond". The out of pocket cost to Jill is cents on the dollar [Um...You seem to be confusing "bond" with the futures market.] If there are funds remaining after the recount, funds will be returned to those who donated. [Sorry, you will NEVER see your donated money again, sucker.] People gave her millions. Why can't she afford it? [Because not much left after beach house payment.] What is she planning to do with the over 7 million she raised? [Ask Bernie.] Will her recount contributors be getting a refund? [No sucker. Next question!]
Sucker DUmmies Rush to Donate $2.4 Million MORE for WI Recount
Suckers. There's one born every minute in DUmmieland. And with the latest Jill Stein scam they are proving to be incredibly gullible suckers, especially after being so brutally scammed by BBV Bev Harris a dozen years ago. This time Stein has claimed that she has received almost $7 million in donations for recounts in three states. Okay, so Wisconsin just sent the recount bill to Jill and now she is whining that she doesn't have the money and has asked her supporters to send her $2.4 million MORE by the deadline today at 5:30 PM EST. So who would be so stupid as to send her more money? DUMMIES!!! You can read the account of their total gullibility in this thread, Wisconsin just upped their fee to recount from 1.1 million to 3.5 MILLION -trying to block recount. So let us now watch the DUmmies plunge to the depths of total stupidity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding them that Jill Stein is only $10 away from making Hillary president, is in the [brackets]: Wisconsin just upped their fee to recount from 1.1 million to 3.5 MILLION -trying to block recount [Hey, no problem. Jill Stein told us she has almost $7 million in donations. More than enough to cover the bill.]
Guess we all need to donate a little more!!! Sounds like Wisconsin really is fearful of a recount. From Jill on Facebook: [Hurry! Hurry! You have only a few hours left to send $2.4 million to Jill. Hurry. Oh, and now let us read Jill's Facebook message to her reliable suckers...]
Friends, I have an important message to you. We need your help to stand up to the powerful forces trying to block our recounts campaign for citizen democracy. We received word yesterday that the final estimate for the filing fee for the recount in Wisconsin is $3.5 million—an outrageous cost increase from the initial estimate of $1.1 million that was given to us by WI state elections officials based on the last statewide recount. But thanks to over 130,000 small-dollar donors like you, we have enough money in hand to pay this fee and move forward with the recount!
[Oh, good. You have enough money. I guess we can relax.]
I’ll be coming live to you on Facebook later today to discuss this new development and where we need to go from here. Despite the outrageous obstacles being thrown in our way, we are determined to keep standing up for democracy and for a voting system that we can trust. Please tune in then. [Where you need to go? How about going to pay the recount bill, Jill? You just said you have enough money on hand to pay the fee.]
We stand by our commitment to verify that the vote in Wisconsin was accurate and secure and this exorbitant cost will not deter us. While this excessive fee places an undue burden on our efforts, we are committed to paying this cost in order to ensure that the voting in Wisconsin was accurate. It is another sign of a democracy in crisis that ordinary citizens must pay so steep a price in order to assure the validity of our votes. The grassroots demand for a recount in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania will not be stopped, and we look forward to working with the Elections Commissions in Wisconsin and the other states to see this through. We will be alerting recount advocates that we must now raise an additional $2.4 million dollars to cover this new extraordinary burden in Wisconsin. In doing so, we are committed to ensuring that a secure vote should not come at such an unconscionable cost. As citizens in a democracy, it should be our right. [But...but Jill. You just said that you have enough to pay for the Wisconsin recount but now you are asking for $2.4 million MORE to cover the bill? I don't get it but not to worry, DUmmies will be rushing to send you more bucks.]
Greg Palist was on Randi Rhodes yesterday saying he thought the recount would reverse the vote in W. He said he is in touch with Jill's lawyers - I think they know way more than we know.
[Randi Rhodes who also enabled scam artist BBV Bev Harris. What they know is who are easy marks to scam again...namely DUmmies.]
For the same reason that everyone has to pay to protect their Civil Rights. I remember a song from long ago, from a troop of singers. They would come out with their opener, "Freedom isn't Free." And they're right. This country talks about Civil Right in the abstract. But, in the concrete, real world, our American Rights have been privatized. You want them? You'll have to pay a lawyer, eventually, in order to exercise them. [Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now pay more sucker.]
Even if some of us don't trust Jill Stein. This may be our only hope...I plan to donate more later today when I get home from work.
[LOL! You don't trust Jill Stein so your conclusion is to SEND HER MORE MONEY!!!
Where is the direct link to the donate page? [Just click on the SUCKER button.]
it's really disingenuous of Jill Stein to claim that they don't have the money. They're raised nearly $7 million already to fund the recounts in WI/MI/PA and associated legal fees, which is more than enough to cover this new increased fee up front. Honestly, this massive hypocrisy is why she gained no traction - she accuses other candidates of being disingenuous (using the same "proof" that the GOP has been pushing for 40 years), then turns around and does exactly the thing she just accused someone else of. [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
DUmmies Blame Bernie for Victory of Mango Mussolini
The DUmmies, now in extreme grief mode, are looking for excuses as to why their inevitable winner, Hillary, LOST the election. As a result they are now lashing out at Bernie Sanders. They now blame him for the victory of the "Mango Mussolini" as one of them so creatively labeled Donald Trump. If they want to play the blame game they should also blame Bernie for completely discrediting DUmmieland. His candidacy caused a huge rift in DUmmieland where over 90% of the DUmmies enthusiastically supported him over corrupt kleptocrat Hillary. As a result, Skinner, who was paid off with Clinton Cash via his wife and Hillary campaign treasurer Shelly Moskwa, banned the Bernie supporters thus stripping DUmmieland of most of its lunatic base. All he had left were mostly Soros-paid Hillary trolls but since election day even those shills are gone. The really serious leftwing DUmmies have long since split for JackPineRadicals.com aka Jackals. Meanwhile the the few deflated DUmmies that are left in DUmmieland continue to blame Bernie for their woes as you can see in this thread, How Bernie's campaign contributed to Trump's win. So let us now watch the DUmmies blame their electoral woes upon Bernie Sanders in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how Skinner will make house payments now that his Clinton Cash pipeline has been shut down, is in the [brackets]:
How Bernie's campaign contributed to Trump's win. [And Skinner's yuuuuge financial loss.]
He didn't intend it that way, but that's how it turned out. [Thank you, Bernie Sanders! Will he be invited to the inauguration of the Mango Mussolini?]
Bernie correctly identified many of the economic problems facing this country. The problem is, his diagnosis was wrong. He blamed it on "the establishment", whereas the actual blame lies with the GOP. [Yeah, the establishment is always good when run by Democrats.]
Bernie had a very progressive campaign platform, but what he didn't mention is that most of what he was advocating were things that Obama has been pushing for for the last 8 years, but were blocked by the GOP. Instead of focusing on who the actual enemies of progress are, Bernie made the enemy the "establishment," blurring the lines between the GOP, the Dems, Goldman Sachs, etc. And it was a very good campaign tactic. Other than Obama himself, few people were more easy to tie to the "establishment" than Hillary. If Bernie had been honest, and said that Hillary, like Obama, has been fighting for progressive causes for years, but with the House in GOP hands there is an inherent limit on what can be accomplished, he wouldn't gotten nearly the votes that he did.
[Fighting for progressive causes by charging $300,000 a pop speaking a few minutes to the Wall Street crowd.]
So instead he went for the simplistic and inaccurate anti-establishment message, which played perfectly into Trump's hands during the general. The main thrust of his message and Trump's were basically the same: everything is wrong, and it's the "establishment's" fault. Beyond helping Trump become president, crude "anti-establishment" messages are problematic for Democrats in broader ways. The federal government is the "establishment", and the Democratic Party wants the federal government to do more, not less, to help people. We want more environmental and financial regulations. A stronger social safety net. Expanded access to education. If the "establishment", and therefore the government, is made to be the enemy, then these government programs end up being smeared by association. [At least this DUmmie identifies the federal government as the establishment. An establishment which along with the Democrat party rewards pay for play crony capitalism. Now on to more Bernie bashing from the rest of the DUmmies...]
"crude "anti-establishment" messages are problematic for Democrats in broader ways. The federal government is the "establishment", and the Democratic Party wants the federal government to do more, not less, to help people. We want more environmental and financial regulations. A stronger social safety net. Expanded access to education. If the "establishment", and therefore the government, is made to be the enemy, then these government programs end up being smeared by association." [How dare the Inner Party be challenged!!!]
I think he knows he was part of why we have President Trump. Sure, in interviews he says that he had nothing to do with Trump winning, but he knows he did. What else is he going to say? He was the one who turned young (white) lefties against Hillary, with his empty anti-establishment rhetoric.
[Thank you, Bernie Sanders!!!]
We do know the DNC played a direct hand in his loss of the nomination.
Bernie's intentions were to win, and he may have had the deck not been stacked against him. [That would have gotten you Tombstoned before election day but now Skinner desperately needs any DUmmie to stay and not defect to the Jackals.]
Kaine was such a bad choice. Reinforced the message Hillary represented the old guard, and business as usual. She should never run again. [Don't worry, she won't run again unless Dr. Frankenstein can bring new life to that walking corpse.]
I thought Kaine a very odd choice. Maybe she thought she needed a saintly man to balance Bill. Being bilingual really wasn't necessary. Finding someone youthful and engaging might have helped. But who? Who is out there? [How about former governor Abs of Maryland? He is still working out on the barbells. And there is also Pocahontas and Giggles waiting in the wings.]
She wanted a moderate white male. That he spoke Spanish was a bonus. I was disappointed with her selection. I wanted her to pick a relatively young person of color.
[Such as Julian Castro who does NOT speak Spanish?]
Weaver went negative and made Bernie go negative. Unfounded personal attacks. He insinuated she was corrupt. He said she was not qualified to be President. [And he was RIGHT! FUn Fact: Jeff Weaver owns one of the best comic book collections out there.]
And you are still wondering why we lost??? How about accepting the weakness of our actual nominee, instead of finding any lame excuse to blame her primary election opponent, like blaming him for having an "inaccurate" message?
[Yeah, nominating a corrupt klepto candidate under FBI investigation for revealing the nation's secrets is not a particularly good idea.]
Had it been Bernie vs Trump in the GE... would we be having a President-Elect Sanders right now? [No. Mango Mussolini would have won by even more electoral votes.]
Democrats chose to run an establishment candidate while the Republicans did not. The fact that Bernie was anything more than a fringe candidate should have set off warning bells at the DNC, but instead of listening to what was going on they kept putting their thumbs on the scales for Hillary. Now they wonder why the anti-establishment wave of voters who were excited to support Bernie weren't excited to vote for Hillary? On top of that, as qualified as she was, she had way too much baggage as evidenced by her dismal approval ratings going into the election. No it wasn't fair and was from years and years of baseless smears, but there was no way that was going to be rectified in a single election season. I think Biden could have won even though he'd be considered "establishment", simply because he didn't have her negatives. [Plugs has too many embarrassing videos out there of him "handling" young girls for him to have won. Oh, and he also supported the TPP which is a big vote killer.]
Where did the 650K cash come from for their new home after finally conceding the election? Hm? [Bernie's Beach House came from supporting Hillary in the general election.]
Bernie worked his butt off trying to campaign for Hillary. Near the end of the campaign trail he was going to 3-4 places all for Hillary. He truly did everything he could do to help Hillary win. [Bernie definitely earned his Beach House.]
We blew the best chance we've had in 2016 to right this country and now we wonder if we'll ever recover.
[On the upside, Bernie now has a nice Beach House. Would you like to spend a Weekend At Bernie's?]
Hillary is to blame too. Too much baggage, not enough stage charisma. Which is too bad, she would have been a great president. [We pause here for an incredible FUn Fact. Do any of you out there wonder why Hillary's large Magic Pen guy who hovered around here all during the campaign suddenly disappeared after her speech in Daytona Beach in towards the end of the campaign? Well, your humble correspondent is the reason. I was uploading pics of the Magic Pen Guy appearing next to her on Twitter and after a while I think they got embarrassed about the attention I gave him. Check out #MagicPenGuy.]
The DNC corrupted the process and the results are now evident for all to see. The DNC poisoned them selves without any help from Bernie. Now we can all rot in hell for it with Trump at the controls. [All bow down to your new overlord, the Mango Mussolini!]
Circular firing squad is so...typical. It's blame Bernie here, who's next? Anyone but
Hillary, her campaign, and the DNC, apparently. [I blame Skinner who was corrupted by Clinton Cash which completely discredited DUmmieland in the eyes of the left.]
The problem is capitalism. The Democrats are a pro-capitalist party. [More accurately, the Democrats are a pro-crony capitalist party. Pay to play, baby!]
who let all the pinebaggers back in here? [A cheap shot at the JackPineRadicals aka Jackals. Those are mainly former DUmmies who were exiled from DUmmieland by Skinner who was paid off to do that by Clinton Cash.]
Bernie had nothing to do with her defeat. It lies solely on her shoulders [I'm also blaming Clinton Cash recipient Skinner.]
The polls were wrong, as proved by Hillary losing. She was ahead in nearly all of them. [And the DUmmies completely believed in Hillary's "inevitable" victory due to those wrong polls.]
It's about the woman who won the primary and lost the election. What we needed was a bigger back bench and more options. But we didn't have that because as soon as Hillary lost the 2008 primary, the DNC had no focus other than getting Hillary Clinton the Democratic nomination. [It was her turn, DAMMIT!!!]
I walked around not thinking that HRC was part of the establishment, but thinking she was brillianthard worker, uniquely qualified, and awesome in many ways!
[Was that you sobbing at the Javits Center on Election Night?]
Bev Harris, I mean Jill Stein, is only $10 away from making Hillary Clinton president. If that sounds familiar it is because the DUmmies are now falling for the same scam as Bev Harris performed after the 2004 election when John Kerry was supposedly only $10 away from being elected president. Only substitute Jill Stein for Bev Harris and Hillary for Kerry and you have the 2016 update. The end result is that the DUmmies will become just as disappointed now as in 2004 which is why it is so great they they once again have their hopes up. Of course, this recount is going NOWHERE as you can see in the Washington Post ARTICLE by Philip Bump who is actually very anti-Trump. However, even he can see how absurd the current calls for recounts are. Meanwhile the typically naive DUmmies are worshipping the Recount Blue Fairy as you can see in their THREAD, "BREAKING: Green Party's Jill Stein to Seek Hand 'Recounts', Forensic Tabulator Audits in WI, MI, PA." This is but one of a number of similar Recount Blue Fairy threads in DUmmieland. The great news is that the inevitable disappointment by the DUmmies of being scammed once again will provided yet more comedy gold. So let us now watch the DUmmies pray to the Recount Blue Fairy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what Jill Stein will do with all that new disposable cash she is scamming from DUmmie suckers, is in the [brackets]: BREAKING: Green Party's Jill Stein to Seek Hand 'Recounts', Forensic Tabulator Audits in WI, MI, PA [BREAKING: DUmmies falling for SAME scam again.]
The Green Party's 2016 Presidential candidate Jill Stein is announcing her intention to seek a "recount of votes in the battleground states of Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania." The campaign's press release, posted in full below, cites "a multi-partisan effort to check the accuracy of the machine-counted vote tallies in these states in order to ensure the integrity of our elections." [Jill Stein is only $10 away from making Hillary president so send more money NOW!]
If Stein has extra money, she should request a Florida recount too. Early voting reports showed a shift away from Trump. I don't believe the results. [Oh, Jill Stein is going to have extra money alright but the only way Florida comes into it is to pay for her luxury resort vacation in the Keys.]
I wonder what will happen If hacks can be proven, but vote totals aren't actually confirmable? [It means you must send MORE money to Jill Stein. More! MORE!]
I'm surprised by the number of people on DU that are suddenly Jill fans [No surprise that they have become Jill suckers.]
Agree, no fan of Jill Stein, but glad her org is leading this recount effort...
...I donated $20 to the cause. Best this single mom can do. [Jill Stein is only $10 away from making Hillary president so you must give $20 more.]
I want a recount. If donating to a fundraiser organized by Jill Stein that aims to do this will get us to that goal, then I will do it, and hope for the best. I'm not giving Jill Stein my support, nor my vote. I'm giving her recount efforts a few dollars. I am reminded of that old saying: "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." [I am reminded of that old saying: "A sucker is born every minute."]
There's no downside as far as I can tell. Good on Jill [No downside to the comedy gold you DUmmies will be providing via your inevitable disappointment in a few days.]
I came to this thread to say the same thing: What about Florida? I have no faith in their vote count [Too late. Vote count already certified in Florida. But...another $10 might change things there.]
No one can get a FL recount, period. The returns were certified this past Tuesday. [KILLJOY!!! But send more money.]
All money raised goes toward recounts in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania. We hope to do recounts in all three states. If we only raise sufficient money for two, we will demand recounts in two states. If we only raise enough money for one, we will demand a recount in one state. [All money raised goes towards a recount of Jill's bank account.]
Does Stein know that unless a recount is done in all 3 states, Trump will still be POTUS? [Of course, that's why she is going thru the MOTIONS of filing for recounts and all leftover money goes to her account. You don't actually expect refunds?]
She is willing to file for recounts in all 3 states IF Americans donate enough money, but said she will take it on a state-by-state basis. If she gets enough money for one state, she will do that, if two states, she will do that, and if three states, she will do that. Her goal is election integrity, exposing the problems, NOT necessarily changing the outcome. That would seem to be a side effect from her point of view. [Her goal is raising money. PERIOD.]
I donated [And another sucker was born.]
I want to believe in Jill Steins efforts, but tell me you don't feel that continued gap in your stomach. There was so much resistance to giving things a second look in 2000 and 2004 and now we are headed for a recount at breakneck speed. We are getting what we want and it still doesn't feel right. [That familiar sick feeling in your stomach that you are being scammed yet again.]
Whatever happens we are in new and dangerous territory. I am glad, if worse comes to worse, that I am a 4-5 hour drive to Ontario. Hope it never comes to that but the future is as fuzzy as ever in the US.
[If the recount doesn't pan out, then pack your bags immediately and drive due north to Ontario.]
I'm calling it. PA flips blue. [PA is just $10 away from flipping blue.]
"Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS!"
DUmmieland is up and running again after being offline for a couple of weeks. The official excuse is that the site was hacked but the real reason is that Skinner, newly deprived of his Clinton Cash, used the hack as a lame excuse to collect Star Member fees until the hack was supposedly fixed. Poor guy. Election night had to hit him like a ton of wet cement. Skinner and his fellow DUmmies went into Election Night absolutely certain of a Hillary victory only to have it all taken away from them. For Skinner it means no more behind the scenes Clinton Cash scams. Unfortunately for him, the unhypnotized DUmmies not buying into his Clinton Cult split and they won't be coming back. Also not coming back are the Soro-paid Hillary trolls they kept his site going after the Bernie walkout last June. The good news is that in defeat, the DUmmies are now providing EXCELLENT comedic entertainment again starting with the hilariously desperate Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS! Yeah, the DUmmies now thing they could be only 24 business hours away from overturning the election results IF ONLY Hillary would help. Sorry, DUmmie, but help is NOT on the way. Therefore expect another huge DUmmie meltdown on December 19 when the electoral college cast their votes to enter the Trumpocalypse. I'm expecting great things from the DUmmies at that time. Meanwhile, let us now watch the DUmmies agonize in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]. Hillary, for GODS SAKE CHALLENGE THE ELECTION RESULTS! [Only the Pantsuits can save us now!!!] We never gave up on you; please do not give up on us! This election smells fishy to everyone! Wisconson, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are showing some serious signs of election tampering! Two of those states had senate seats that were guaranteed to go to Democrats! [Yes! Those always reliable exit polls showed it was guaranteed!] Those fuckers are stealing this election, do not let them do it! For America's sake, even DU was hacked! Fight, fight! [More like DU was hucked by huckster Skinner scamming for money to replace his lost Clinton Cash. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...] Did you send this to her? If you have her email address I would love to have it. I want to send her a similar letter. [Maybe you could have it delivered to her via bike messenger in Chappaqua?] Can the Justice Department call for a recount if they suspect improprieties? [A reminder: Justice Department soon to be headed by Jeff Sessions. How's that for change?] President Obama, Hillary, Sanders, Biden etc have...privately looked at this, in my opinion. What they need would be some solid evidence, local lawmakers to follow suit, and media attention. Republicans are very much in charge, so the battle would be uphill and they would delay anything until after Trump is sworn-in. Still, this is worth investigating. The hacking of DU, where people would be following issues of tampering, is suspicious. ["Trump is sworn-in." That will be another great day to watch the DUmmieland meltdown...AFTER I attend the Coral Springs Wings Plus Trump Inauguration Party.] We already have proof of election rigging in Wisconsin with the federal courts decision that republican gerrymandering here is unconstitutional. Specially saying it, the gerrymandering, is designed to ensure one political party's dominance over another. That IS rigging in its most obtuse form. So, yeah, lets go. We need to get not only our heads out of the sand, we need to get our asses in gear. [A DUmmie too stupid to know that statewide presidential election results have absolutely NOTHING to do with gerrymandering.] I have defended Democrats strongly. Those in the Senate now will be put to the test. They must filibuster every single thing and do all they can to block and obstruct the Republicans. It is time to quit being gentlemanly. Surely they know that from the last 6 years. [Should they also hold their breaths while jumping up and down?] Weimar Democrats may doom the world to another enormous body count. [I think a certain Weiner Democrat already doomed you.] It is not just a election,between climate change and nukes at that madmans fingers the fate of the planet literally is in question. [Skinner's bank account has already been targeted.] (weeping) [(laughing)] Unfortunately, Hillary is not going to challenge the election results. Heck, most Democratic Politicians seems to think it is business as usual with Trump and don't seem to understand that the next fascist/nazi has been elected. And they have a horrible history of caving to the Republicans. [Kneel before Zod!!!] Do we deserve the destruction of a Mango Mussolini 4 years? Do we really? [Mango Mussolini. LOL! I gotta remember that one.] I had really hoped this place would be a little more introspective and realistic about what went wrong once it was back up, but it's pretty clear we are back to "Hillary cannot fail, she can only be failed." [You are completely unrealistic if you ever thought the DUmmies could ever be realistic.]
Support, foster, encourage, and nominate candidates who are so inspiring that it couldn't even be close enough to steal [Nominating a corrupt candidate under FBI investigation wasn't exactly a great idea] When there is real evidence, then we can do something. [Until then you must kneel before the Mango Mussolini.] They stole it and all we need is to expose it. [Hey! Real simple.]
I am a 30,000 year old reincarnated being who materializes once every 5000 years in a Las Vegas hotel suite. My greatest goal in my eternal life is to spend 6 months on a small tropical island with Mary Matalin doing nothing but pitching a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert) deal with her. If you happen to be Mary Matalin, please contact me at:
firstname.lastname@example.org. If you are anybody else, you can contact me there too. Remember, if you are a book publisher, please feel free to embarrass me with an extravagant book advance.