Sunday, February 05, 2017

Desperate DUmmies Latch Onto Laughable "Hate Crime"



Have you ever been in downtown Los Angeles? I have been there MANY times, especially in the wholesale district. One thing about downtown L.A. is that you have to have situational awareness and be on alert at all times. Why? Because that area is chock full of people who are drunks, drug addicts, or flat out insane. In many cases they are all three. In fact it was rare to visit that area without seeing at least one case of outright lunacy. So the fact that another one of those downtown lunatics was in the news is no surprise. What makes this different is that the DUmmies, so desperate to prove that Trump supporters are perpetrating hate crimes especially since all the real hate comes come from the left such as at Berkeley, that they have now glommed onto a downtown lunatic story and converted it into a "Hate Crime" by a Trump supporter. To see how ridiculous this is, check out the story about this at KTLA 5:

Video shows the victim walking down a sidewalk as another woman runs up from behind and then shoves her to the ground.

The attacker continues to run away from the scene as bystanders rush to assist the injured woman.

The victim suffered a one-inch gash on her left cheek and had pain in her knee after the fall, police told the Los Angeles Times.

A Good Samaritan ran after the suspected attacker, who initially told police her name was Patty Garcia, but fingerprints later identified her as Alexis Duvall, the Times reported.

According to investigators, the suspect was yelling obscenities and appeared to be under the influence or mentally ill at the time of her arrest, the Times reported.

She was being held on $50,000 bail.

A social media post shared by Facebook user Linda Lee following the attack suggested the attacker yelled “white power” before fleeing, however police have said that no one at the scene reported hearing that.

So the whole "hate crime" routine started with a posting on Facebook...NOT with anything that actually happened. In addition, you can see the KTLA video which shows the woman running like a loon and shoving the elderly Korean just because she was there. And from this, the DUmmies are turning this nothingburger into a "Hate Crime" crusade as you can see in their THREAD, "Korean grandmother, 83, is 'punched in the head by woman, 27, screaming white power' in downtown LA." So let us now watch the DUmmies match the downtown lunatic's lunacy with their own lunacy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, having flashbacks of downtown L.A. lunatics, is in the [brackets]:

Korean grandmother, 83, is 'punched in the head by woman, 27, screaming white power' in downtown LA

[Much more likely she was screaming "More Meth!!!"]

Of course this is a hate crime. One of the enabled Trump supporters...who now feel free to exercise their hate...put her in jail .

[If I know my downtown L.A. loons, the perp probably didn't even know there was an election.]

Of course this is a hate crime. One of the enabled Trump supporters...who now feel free to exercise their hate...put her in jail .

[How about if we start by rounding up the Berkeley terrorists? The big difference between them and the downtown loon you've latched onto is that the former are REAL.]

NO IT IS NOT A MENTAL ILLNESS. It is "just" racism.

[I've been to downtown L.A.. Trust me. It IS mental illness. As deep as the DUmmie mental illness.]

Very dangerous times for all--especially for people of color.

[The DUmmies have found their loon and they are not letting go. They are desperate to make her the Poster Girl of Hate Crime. Yeah, she Hates being low on Meth and will commit a Crime to get more of it.]

Open your eyes police.. this is a bona fide Hate Crime. What would you call it?

[They are calling it exactly what it is. Yet another in the many daily acts of lunacy by the many drug addicts/loons in downtown L.A.. However, a bigger lunacy is you DUmmies somehow desperately turning this into a "Hate Crime" of national importance.]

I think corporate media is shuttering most news of racist hate crimes

[I think the DUmmies are shuttering their minds from the reality of the drunk, drug addicted, mental health cases in downtown L.A.. Been there. Seen that.]

That poor lady. This makes me very sad about the state of this country. It's fine to have opposing views, but we're supposed to be a civilized society.

[LOL! You actually think that lady has significant political views? Most likely the only thing she had on her mind was scoring more meth. If George Soros agreed to pay her in meth instead of money, she would be at LAX protesting against Trump even though she would have almost no awareness of what the hell is going on.]

So did not the police interview the people who did hear the racist words?

[Perhaps the police should interview the Facebook poster who made that claim from perhaps thousands of miles away.]

Thursday, February 02, 2017

"Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration?"


The DUmmies are going out of their minds (actually they have already achieved that state) and they are blaming Donald Trump for their mental imbalance. This is actually one of the FUnniest threads ever as you can tell just by its title: Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration? In fact it is so funny that rather than my usual pontifications, let's go right to it. As usual the crazed rants of the mentally disabled DUmmies are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, guiding your way through DUmmieland with a butterfly net, is in the [brackets]:

Anyone else having a mental health crisis over this administration?

[Would you like a coupon for Happy Times FUnny Farm?]

I've gotta admit, a big part of why I so desperately wanted Hillary to win was because I knew I wasn't mentally healthy enough for the level of persistent resistance that is required of us now. I was barely holding it together with anxiety and depression under Obama's presidency when life was "easy," and now every day is a constant battle just to keep the country's collective head above water. Not that I thought Hillary's presidency would be perfect, and I could just lay back knowing everything was puppies and rainbows in my government, but I could trust her to use good judgment and protect my and my fellow citizens' freedoms to her fullest potential.

[Please keep your head out of plastic laundry bags on Election Night 2018.]

I don't know what to do. I'm not just upset and angry; that would be normal. I feel like my entire body is shutting down. I can hardly think straight. I'm having nonstop migraines. I sleep through my alarm because I don't have the strength to force myself to get out of bed when I need to anymore. I tried going to a therapist last year post-election, and she dismissed my concerns as pretty trivial (I can't try finding another one now before anyone suggests it b/c mental health costs are higher under my new insurance plan that went into effect the beginning of this year). No one understands how much this election meant to me. It seems like it was "just an election" to everyone, including that therapist I went to, so there's no point trying even to talk to people about how it's affecting me. If anything, the second the election comes up, family and friends jump on an opportunity to tell me how terrible of a candidate Hillary was and how naive I was for supporting her, and I'm just thinking, "You have no idea how much her campaign meant to me, and you're shitting on one of the few things that gave me hope the past year to my face. Thanks."

[So you can't afford mental health costs because of Obamacare and you're all depressed about President Trump?]

I feel guilty every time I don't participate in a protest or don't read up on some new disastrous news story. Yet I feel like I can't participate in everything or even a lot of resistance efforts without literally dying. I felt like I was dying in the parking lot before I marched the day after the inauguration. I dunno, I just really feel like I won't survive fighting this shit for four years. I want to do my part in resisting normalizing, but my body and mind won't stop fighting against me. I knew this would happen if he won.

[If you somehow survive the next four years, you can look forward to doing it all over again for President Trump's SECOND term. And now to your fellow depressed DUmmies...]

Nah, i was already there.

[DUmmie CentralMass is certifiably insane and he's got the papers to prove it.]

I truly believe that we are all in mortal danger, but I am not going to let Trump take over my life.

[That's going to be tough since he has already taken over what's left of your mind.]

I wake up each morning and the first thing is a jolt and anxious thought of what he might have done during my sleep. Can't sleep at night now.

[Would you like melatonin pills? I got like a 10 year supply FREE via coupons and I rarely use them. Less so now that we have President Trump.]

I'm back in therapy myself and it is a lifeline during these dark days. Sounds like the therapist you saw is a tool. I'm sorry! This was more than election and anybody who doesn't see that is not entitled to your trust, money or time. Please dont give up. There are some good mental health providers out there. Our lives have been turned upside down. This is awful. That fact bears respect.

[Did your therapist give you a leather strap to bite down on during your Rubber Room visits?]

I am seeing a psychiatrist myself and he told me his other patients were also all talking about the negative health effects they have from the outcome of the election...and are still having problems after the inaugural and the disastrous first week of Trump's regime.

[Lemmings Cliff for you before the year is through.]

A lot of people were grieving right after the election and a lot of them are doing much better now. But grieving is a very personal experience and we all move through it at our own speed.

[Skinner was grieving over the loss of all that Clinton Cash.]

I'm looking for a local support group and if I can't find one, I may start one.

[DUmmies Unhinged by Trump.]

Hillary worked her ass off while that arrogant, lazy fuck got to waltz in to the White House with zero effort.

[And spending HALF the money!]

My boyfriend suggested I see a psychiatrist..... I've apparently crossed the line from depression to full on psychosis..... and that's a lot to take from a man who is diagnosed with schizophrenia, though my red eyes, swollen throat, and bruised knuckles tell me he may be right. I haven't been ME since November, and it seems to be getting worse. I could just not watch the news, or listen to NPR, and delete all my apps, but what would life be? Blissful ignorance? I just can't. So instead I'm addicted to a masochistic lifestyle

[You're a masochist so if your boyfriend is a sadist it should be a dream relationship.]

I am wrecked and ruined. I have moments or maybe a few hours when I'm not, but overall, I can't imagine that my psyche or inner self or whatever will ever be able to breathe again until this unending serious of smacks upside my head STOP. Just STOP.

...I am angry one moment, cross-eyed exhausted the next, then I'm on fire, then I'm homicidal, then I can't believe what just happened, then I am so deeply moved by the beauty and splendor that The People manifest, both here and across the planet...rinse, repeat, ad infinitum.

[Or ad lithium. Repeat over and over and over again until you see the rabid foam start to dry up.]

So much is wrong. I'm going to find a doctor who prescribes ketamine. I've tried just about everything else. It is worth trying something new at this point. So depressed. Damn. I hope you feel better soon. I hope we all feel better. Damn.

[I looked up ketamine on Wikipedia and found this: " It induces a trance-like state while providing pain relief, sedation, and memory loss."]

I do have to suppress my urge to kill on an hourly basis... Because the voices in my head tell me that everyone is guilty, so everyone should pay the penalty

[DUmmie Blue Tires is definitely a candidate for the No Fly list.]

I am already experiencing burnout. Moreover, I suffer from anxiety and trauma and Trump's deliberate encouragement of the far right has me feeling anxious a lot. What's more, it's really an assault on anyone who has been the victim of far right crimes or hate or discrimination. Trump is flipping the bird at a lot of hurt people. Surely he knows how many hateful people support him.

[Perhaps you should put an ad seeking a Safe Space rental on CraigsList.]

A hand full of Xanax washed down with a little whiskey and it all seems okay again.............thud!!!

[Maker's Mark?]

Also I have to spend 8 hours everyday with coworkers who voted for Trump, and they aren't regretting their votes yet. I hate that I have to be anywhere near them.

[Xanax and whiskey at your next office party?]

I have anxiety and depression - have since I was a teenager. I have been toying with the idea of going back to my psychiatrist and therapist, because it's bad since this horror story started to unfold in November, but I'm worried that I'll get the same reaction that you're relating. I don't care for being dismissed - especially by professionals who should be able to understand that this is affecting people like us badly.

[Xanax and whiskey is cheaper than a shrink.]

Saturday, January 28, 2017

DUmmies Angry Over Being Scammed by Jill Stein



DUmmies NEVER learn. That's why they are DUmmies. In 2004, the DUmmies got thoroughly scammed by BBV Bev Harris who happily pocketed lots of DUmmie bucks in exchange for the promise to overturn the election. Of course, BBV Bev never came close to fulfilling her laughable promise. When it was too late, the DUmmie scamees loudly complained about being so easily fleeced. Well, fast forward 12 years to 2016 and Jill Stein performed the almost same type of scam by going through the bare motions of challenging the election results in 3 states with the promise to overturn the election results. You would have thought the DUmmies had learned from their bitter BBV Bev experience but NOOOOO... They fell for the scam AGAIN as you can see in this DUFU EDITION of last November where they eagerly handed over their bucks to Jill Stein with the spooky smile (see pic above).

Now it finally seems as if the DUmmies suddenly realized they were completely scammed yet again as you can see in this DUmmie thread, Jill Stein got to keep over $4 million from the funds she scammed for her recounts. Gee! And I wonder how Jill so easily scammed the DUmmies...NOT! Truth is the DUmmies have been scammed over and over again since the beginning of their existence and will continue to be scammed as long as they exist. So let us now read of DUmmies griping about being scammed by Jill in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that PT Barnum said "There's a DUmmie born every minute," is in the [brackets]:

Jill Stein got to keep over $4 million from the funds she scammed for her recounts.

[Full title should be: "Jill Stein got to keep over $4 million from the funds she scammed FROM DUMMIES for her recounts."]

How many people gave money they couldn't really afford in the hope that they'd get fair recounts of all three states -- and possibly overturn 7the election?

[Do a census count on the total number of DUmmies and then multiply by 90 percent to get the answer.]

She knew from the beginning that she'd already missed the deadline for an automatic Pennsylvania recount, so that recount court petition was a Hail Mary pass.

[And yet you DUmmies fell over each other to send Jill money.]

So, between the money she never had to spend in Pennsylvania, and the $2 million in funds returned to her from WI and MI, she had quite a sum left over at the end of it all. She went from about $58K cash on hand at the end of the campaign, to more than $4 million cash on hand after the partial recounts of two of the states.

[A nice scam whose success was assure because she was dealing with DUmmies.]

But she kept pleading for more donations till the bitter end.

[And the DUmmies kept on giving and giving and giving until well after the bitter end when they finally realized they were easily scammed yet again.]

And now Jill Stein, the only candidate who had dinner with Putin in Russia last winter, has a big pile of cash to use to disrupt the next Presidential election. And desperate Democrats helped her get it.

[Desperate Democrats and desperate DUmmies. And now on to the other DUmmies angry that they were so easily scammed by Jill...]

No Surprise here

[Nope no surprise at all. Predicting the scamming of DUmmies is as easy as predicting that a rock thrown up into the air will eventually fall to the ground.]

I warned you here on DU...It didn't feel right..

[To quote from the incredibly gullible November DUmmie thread..."There's no downside as far as I can tell. Good on Jill."]

Screwed and used HRC, then made her getaway with the loot. Stein is a fraud.

["If she gets enough money for one state, she will do that, if two states, she will do that, and if three states, she will do that. Her goal is election integrity, exposing the problems."]

Yep. Stein is a tool of the right wing.

[Please don't expect a $4 million refund.]

she is dumb. She is so clueless

[And yet she very easily SCAMMED you DUmmies.]

I'd say it's pretty clever to go, in one month, from $58K cash-in-hand to $4 million. More clever than many of the people who donated to her cause.

[Come on, say it! "DUMMIES!!!" Say it! SAAAAY ITTTT!!!]

Nope. She's dumb like a fox, and she is playing American voters hoping for better. She should be ashamed -- but I doubt that is in her nature.

[So how much did Jill scam you for, Sucker?]

Is there any possibility that Jill Stein can be forced to return this money?

[No and don't expect a cent of your money back, SUCKER!!!]

When she was collecting her millions, she always said that if she had some left over it would go toward her party, i.e., her "voter integrity" work.

[I think BBV Bev used the same pitch.]

Jill Stein is a hero.

[Is that you, Jill?]

I wonder how she'd have paid all her bills if she hadn't thought up the audit money-maker?

[A regular Ponzi scheme? But that's not a sure thing like scamming DUmmies is. Works every time.]

Jill Stein did great in gathering cash by getting upset people to donate for recounts so they could all feel better about the results...how did that work out?

[It worked out as well as all the other easily detectable scams perpetrated upon DUmmies.]

She had enough for her recounts with the first $2.5 million she raised, with a half million to spare. Interestingly, that was the original amount she asked for, that was supposed to pay for the three recounts. However, when she raised that much very quickly, she immediately saw the chance to raise a lot more money -- for her party. So then she asked for another couple million. And another.

[Which the DUmmies unquestioningly handed over to her each and every time.]

Plenty of us were calling this a shameless cash grab while it was taking place. She gets to keep the money? Of course she does! To be fair, she never had any intention of giving any of it back and made this perfectly clear while she was asking for donations. People need to read the fine print.

[Sorry but there is no Kewpie Doll award for retroactively having a very convenient moment of mental clarity.]

We tried to tell people here what was going on, but they still gave her money.

[What's this "We" bit, Kemosabe?]

Desperate Dems just helped to bankroll her 2020 campaign.

[Stein 2020! Drain those liberal votes away and assure the re-election of President Trump!]

Her recount was a scam from the begining. The manner in which she went about it has cemented in the minds of Americans that it was a fair election. What she did was horrid in every way.

[So how much did YOU fork over to Jill like a complete SUCKER?]

I understand why people wanted to believe. I hope this will be remembered next election though.

[Nope. Another scam artist can challenge the 2020 election results and DUmmies will AGAIN fork over their money like complete SUCKERS.]

She flat out scammed people.

[Let's be more specific and replace "people" with "DUmmies."]

And donators can almost certainly get their donation back.

[Still holding out hope for your refund?]

The caliber of Jill Stein's character will be sealed as we watch how the money is spent. Follow the money. It's always about the money.

[Follow the money. It will probably end up paying for 5 star hotel suites as the money to turned over to BBV Bev did.]

If you donated to Stein for the recount, call your credit card company for a charge back refund. My daughter did just that when she realized she had been scammed out of her money by Stein. Tell your credit card company that the charge was a donation solicited under false pretenses.

[Call your credit card company and just tell them you are an easily scammed DUmmie. Then cross your fingers hoping for a refund when the person on the other end of the line stops laughing.]

I did donate to the recount because I didn't want to look back and wish that we did do something as I don't think the vote was fair. I did go in with open eyes and had my doubts.

[And, of course, you were SCAMMED yet again!!!]

Stein helped get trump elected and then scammed donors with recounts

[I call that WIN/WIN.]


She's a great con artist. Not only did she net millions of dollars, many of them continue up to defend her, despite being bilked out if money they doubtless need that money more more than she. She's not the first and won't be the last.

[It is inevitable that there will be a BBV Bev III.]

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

"Donald Trump Can be Deposed, Even Without Impeachment"



The total stupidity and gullibility of the DUmmies is absolutely astounding. Their latest fantasy is they can remove President Trump from office via the 25th Amendment. Yeah, that would take the agreement of Vice-President Pence along with a majority of Trump's cabinet or Congressional Republicans that Trump is unable to continue being President. Short of a health crises, what is the possibility of that happening? How about somewhere between NIL and NONE? And yet this is the latest laughable DUmmie fantasy that they have latched onto as you can see in their dopey thread, Don't look now: It's President Pence! Donald Trump can be deposed, even without impeachment. So let us now watch the DUmmies indulge in their latest wild fantasy in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the more desperate the DUmmies are the FUnnier they are, is in the [brackets]:

Don't look now: It's President Pence! Donald Trump can be deposed, even without impeachment

[Dont look now: DUmmies can be institutionalized even without court order.]

Given Trump's erratic behavior in his first few days, Washington is starting to murmur about the 25th Amendment

[That pink hat you were wearing Saturday cut off the blood supply to your head.]

Donald Trump is in over his head. This comes as no surprise to the millions of people who could see that he was unprepared and unfit for the job of president of he United States and voted against him. He’s basically a celebrity heir to a fortune who was so entitled that he believed his privileged existence proved he was competent to run the most powerful nation on earth. That’s the attitude of an aristocrat who ascended to the throne without having any idea what it actually takes to rule. History’s full of such men. It doesn’t often work out well.

[What really make this Salon writer mad is that President Trump is KEEPING his promises.]

Trump managed to convince enough voters in just the right places that his “business success,” born mostly of hype and relentless public relations over many years, qualified him for the Oval Office. Since the Protestant work ethic and the philosophy of virtuous capitalism still permeate American culture, it’s not uncommon for people to equate financial success with superior intelligence and character. Many among the public undoubtedly assumed that Trump’s persona at the rallies was something of a salesman’s act, that he was playing the role of demagogue to rile up the crowd. They assumed that behind closed doors he was a smart and able businessman, making tough decisions on the fly, handling many issues at once.

[Just admit that you don't like capitalism. Period.]

Those voters didn’t see what millions of others felt instinctively, and which explains the shocked reaction and immediate resistance to his election: Trump’s incessant bragging, his lack of empathy or remorse, his pathological lying and even his bizarre appearance were signs of an unstable personality. It was obvious to many of us that something was not right.

[Something was not right with the anarchists rioting and breaking windows. Oh, and the pink hat march the next day displayed some really bizarre appearances such as Ashley Judd's "nasty" rant.]

The presidential transition was a dumpster fire with endless resignations, rumors and public humiliations. Trump’s refusal to deal responsibly with the intelligence community’s investigations into Russian interference in the campaign was worrying. Picking a fight with them over it was downright alarming. Still, one couldn’t help but think that the weight of the job might inspire the staff and the people close to him to instill some discipline into the system and keep the new president focused once he took the wheel. That hasn’t happened. The first days of the new administration have been a disaster.

[Actually it is moving along quite smoothly and all cabinet appointees will be confirmed. THANK YOU, HARRY REID! Now on to the DUmmie comments about this idiotic Salon article...]

this is what i really want. not impeachment. i want it clear in the history books that those of us who saw how unfit he was were EXACTLY.FUCKING.RIGHT.

[Impeachment by a GOP congress is impossible and removal via 25th Amendment is even less likely.]

I want him humiliated and destroyed walk him out of the white house in straight jacket.

[The way Karl Rove was frogwalked out of the White House on May 12, 2006?]

i have said that a few dozen times at this point. i want them to take him down w a tranquilizer dart. on live teevee.

[Before that happens, the Secret Service will take you down for that threat DUmmie mopinko. I repeat, DUmmie mopinko.]

Somebody will have to throw a net over him at some point. You just know it's coming...

[Before that happens, the Secret Service will have to throw a butterfly net over you, DUmmie Ligyron. I repeat, DUmmie Ligyron who may soon be wearing Ligyrons.]

Humiliated destroyed and JAILED, Him and Pence. Both of them.

[Wait! I thought you were hoping for Pence to declare Trump unfit for office. DUmmie STUPIDITY at work once again.]

he's gonna pitch the most epic tantrum in american history.

[We already saw the epic tantrum the DUmmies pitched on November 9. It took a couple of weeks for them to come online again.]

This is quite possible but begs one question. Are we being had?

[Are incredibly gullible DUmmies being had? Let me ask BBV Bev Harris.]

We have already been HAD

[Right. By Bev Harris and many others.]

More wishful thinking. Its not going to happen. It may make people feel better to imagine that Trump is going to be removed pursuant to the 25th Amendment but the chances of that happening are essentially zero.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Logical thinking was the giveaway.]

It ain't gonna happen.I've come to the realization that any act or edict about Trump not being president anymore will be ignored... Impeachment or 25th Amendment.

[Kewpie doll for you.]

Trump is being EXACTLY as I thought he would...as a distraction from the hideous things the GOP is going to pass with his rubber stamp signature. It is depressing in a way that has destroyed my optimism for the future and put me into a deep depression that shows no signs of letting up at all.

[Try drowning your sorrow in rubbing alcohol.]

But, it looks to me as though the opening is there in the language of the 25th Amendment.

[The only opening is in your microskull.]

There's no evidence that Trump is imbalanced or perturbed at all. None. He's happily holding meetings with businessmen and labor union leaders and so forth. And claiming that daring to run for president without being qualified proves that he is nuts is rather crazy itself, given that he did win the damned election. We don't have to be happy about it. We do have to deal with it in a way that is not insane.

[STOP WITH THE BRUTAL TRUTH!!!]

Can we do a recall election? Can that be done?

[Sure. It's right there in Article 66 of the Constitution.]

Oh, boy, the frog march crap again. The only way he leaves is if he resigns. He only resigns if they force him to divest himself of his Trump related businesses. He only gets forced if congress or the courts choose to do so. Congress ain't, and I'm dubious after he appoints the next SC judge that they will either.

[Goodbye Cruel World!!!]

Can both the 25th Amendment and Impeachment happen? As well as criminal and civil charges against him? Just wondering and hoping that the gates of hell can be unleashed on him.

[The gates of Happy Land Funny Farm can be opened for you.]

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

DUmmies Deeply Depressed Over Trump's Inauguration


The DUmmies are now in a state of complete grief over the impending inauguration of Donald Trump on Friday. Of course, their gloomy extreme depression is going to make watching his inauguration even MORE enjoyable than it normally would be. As you can see in the picture above of the OUTGOING gloomy White House staff, DUmmies and their leftwing cohorts cannot hide their extreme sorrow. You can see just how depressed the DUmmies are just by the very title of their thread, "Is everybody here in as shitty a mood this week as I am?" Yeah, everybody in DUmmieland is despondent but for us normal folks on the outside it is HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!!! WOO-HOO!!!! So let us now read the hilarious DUmmie depression in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, breaking out the beer at high noon on Friday for the first time since I caught a bad cold last month, is in the [brackets].

Is everybody here in as shitty a mood this week as I am?

[I'm sure they are which makes it that much more enjoyable to watch.]

I'm pissed and I'm in mourning.

[I'm happy and laughing at you DUmmies. Speaking of which, let us now take a hilarious look at your fellow depressed DUmmies...]

I am grieving. I feel very bereft.

[Only 2922 more days of the Trumpocalypse.]

Going to the DC March ... Will get some good energy there

[Not if you hang out with violent protesters. All you would get then is a broken skull while splayed out on the jail cell floor.]

I can't come out of my bad funk.

[You will snap out of it after the 2922 days of the Trump era. Then immediately return to your bad funk when you realize there will be 2920 days more of the President Pence terms.]

I'm gonna have this funk for a loooooooong time. Pretty much always.

[Forever funked.]

Last night I watched a documentary about Election Night and I just got really angry. For some reason yesterday I was the most angry I have been since this happened.

[That's strange. The same Election Night documentaries put me in an extreme upbeat mood from laughing at all the snowflake meltdowns. They are HILARIOUS!!!]

I've been in a shitty mood for the last 10 weeks. I don't expect it to get better in the near future.

[At least 2922 more days.]

Yes. Same with me and Mr. Gaia. I don't see any light at the end of this tunnel, nor any silver linings anywhere, either. It's dismal.

[This Is The End.]

I'm ready to get the next four years over.

[But will you be ready for another four Trump years after that? 2922 more days, baby!]

I'm sorry, but donald trump does not have the power to make my life shitty any more than Hillary would have had the power to make my life wonderful. Our day to day happiness is in our own hands and we alone have the power to make it shitty or happy. I do NOT give the trumpster the power to make my life shitty. I can do that all on my own if I so choose. I intend to go on being the happy successful person I've always strived to be. I am a little depressed this week, but not because of trump. ...AS far as trump goes, I hate him as much as anyone could, but I refuse to let him make my life shitty.

[Translation: Donald Trump has ruined your life and there is NOTHING you can do about it.]

This week, as I say, has been terrifically sad and depressing anticipating the hurt that is going to be brought down on people and the planet by trump ascending to the position of leader of the free world.

[Have you considered brick wall head bashing therapy?]

The first place to resist trump is by not allowing him the power to ruin your sanity.

[That ship sailed long ago.]

I am unable to function.

[Uncontrollable bladder?]

I plan to avoid all news sources this week, as I have been doing since 11/9, but even more stringently so.

[Better go into hibernation until Jan. 20, 2025.]

Not much is cheering me up - not interested in watching late night comedy - because it's just not funny what happened and what is about to happen. The news is a no no - no effing way will I torment myself like during the Bush years.

[You need to cocoon yourself until Jan. 20, 2025.]

I will never watch any news network ever again. I just can't bear the thought of that guy being called "president".

[Another DUmmie for extreme cocooning.]

I can barely work, I'm depressed and angry, sarcastic and deeply dark. I tend to take a global view of all things, but no matter what part or how much of the world I pay attention to, I see nothing but Trump-shit all over it for at least four years.

[At least but in reality eight years.]

Depressed, stunned, still not quite believing it's going to happen yet I know it will. This is a disaster of world shaking proportions. None of us is safe.

[I really would love to see a video of your Election Night meltdown.]

What do I do with this rage for the people I know who voted for him? Especially the ones who are supposed to be intelligent? I understand how he conned the deplorables with his lies, but these people I know who have done quite well under Obama-- I want to spit on them.

[Have you tried sticking your head in a bucket and screaming?]

I'm drained.. I wake up angry and go to bed angry. I have been trying to pace myself but there is something every minute and he hasn't been sworn in yet.

[Donald Trump has complete control over your tiny mind.]

I am . . . permanently pissed off with no intention to get over it.

[You will NEVER get over it for all eternity unto the end of time.]

a number of my friends report suffering from Trumpsomnia Last night fell asleep at 3.

[Their Trumpsomnia will last all the way thru the Trumpocalypse.]

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

DUmmies Wallow in Yet MORE Fake News


After a long absence due to illness, I wandered back to DUmmieland today figuring to see threads in which they were embarrassed for embracing the laughable Donald Trump FAKE NEWS story perpetrated by BuzzFeed. However, instead of embarrassment over such an obviously phony story, they are now wallowing in yet more FAKE NEWS where Trump supposedly cavorted with hookers in St. Petersburg hotels. Yeah, right. Trump already explained how if a prominent person stays at a hotel in Russia or in many other places in the world, there are probably small cameras recording you for possible blackmail material. Remember James Bond boffing that hot Russian chick in "From Russia With Love?" And right behind the 2-way mirror, all the action was being filmed. I'm sure Trump had that movie in mind. Anyway, the DUmmies must think Trump is as idiotic as they are and would have fallen into that trap as you can see in this THREAD, "Just heard on BBC World News radio that trump had another hooker-hookup." So let us watch the gullible DUmmies swallow yet more FAKE NEWS in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking that hot "From Russia With Love" chick was worth getting blackmailed for, is in the [brackets]:

Just heard on BBC World News radio that trump had another hooker-hookup in St. Petersburg and in other hotels. Said the cooperation between Trump surrogates and the Kremlin in reporting on russian oligarchs in the US has been going on eight years. Said the russians had no need to use the kompromat because trump was cooperating with them.

[Ah! It MUST be true. Forward immediately to BuzzFeed and CNN.]

The reporter didn't say if it was more Golden Showers type stuff, just that russia has the goods on him from multiple hotel rooms in multiple cities, including audio.

[HD video?]

Where's his wedding ring? Heard on radio this morning he wasn't wearing one at the "news" conference....

[Maybe he tipped one of the fictional hookers with his wedding ring.]

He wanted to watch the 2 girls together , then told them how terrible a show it was. He didn't actually physically rape her till later. Sounded like something he would do IMO.

[Oh, it's your OPINION? Then it MUST be true.]

It may well be that the Watersportsgate story is just scuttlebutt. However, I'd imagine Trump has been scouring his memory for what he got up to during any of his trips within the Russian sphere of influence over the years.

[I would say that the credibility of the Watersportsgate story is somewhere between nil and none.]

The flood gates (no puns intended) are open. Trump going down. Maybe not now. But sometime soon.

[The floodgates on DUmmie Generator's tear ducts will be wide open on Jan. 20, 2025 when President Trump turns the White House over to Mike Pence.]

The trickle is turning into a steady stream of information (pun intended)

[A flood of fake news that DUmmies are eagerly lapping up.]

OK, I would really like to have someone view the video or videos. Just to verify. I do not want to see or see a link or read or hear any details. I just want verification if they are real or not. PLEASE.

[Please, Blue Fairy. Please make this FAKE NEWS real. Please, Blue Fairy!]

Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Berserk DUmmies Want $$$$ to Stop Trump



Despite the pleadings of President Jed Bartlet, the Electoral College actually showed a net GAIN for Donald Trump over Hillary Clinton. As a result, the DUmmies have melted down even more than previously. They are in flat out BERSERK mode. Not only that they are demanding money for an effort to continue stopping Trump as you can see in their deranged thread, I don't fucking care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP. As you will see deranged DUmmies are also very FUnnie DUmmies. So let us watch the DUmmies in going full out BERSERK in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the next 8 years of DUmmie angst looks to be quite hilarious, is in the [brackets]:

I don't fucking care where the money comes from - as long as it's legal. We are at war with the GOP

[Why don't you check with Skinner? Perhaps he can turn you on to some Clinton Cash.]

for the future of democracy, and that will take EVERY legal tool/weapon at our disposal.

[That's for the public record. In reality this DUmmie would have absolutely NO problem with taking illegal bucks.]

I want legions of lawyers, ones who will use every trick in the book.

[So how did that Faithless Electors trick work out for you?]

I want private detectives if we need them.

[Sherlock Holmes doesn't do idiotic politics.]

I don't fucking care if the money for it comes from Soros, Gates, "Big pharma," or whatever.

[How about Koch Bros?]

I don't fucking care if it's 'tainted' with corporations. We are not, repeat NOT going to win this thing on $25 donations, especially if people at risk aren't going to have it to spare under Trump.

[Inflation. Not long ago you were just $10 away from stopping Donald Trump.]

If we unilaterally disarm financially out of 'disgust' we will lose this country. Appearing to be an "oligarchy party" won't matter if we are under fascist leadership.

[Please report to your local Walmart detention center.]

As Barney Frank said of taking corporate money for his campaign, then passing regualtions on Wall Street, "Someone can take you to dinner, and you don't have to sleep with them, even if people think you did."

[Someone took Barney to dinner and franked him. And now to the other berserk DUmmies...]

there used to be some good Irish Democrats who got things done.

[Then they got honest jobs and became Republicans.]

I hope the Mark Cubans of the country will put their money where their mouths are. I can donate a few bucks here and there but nobody listens to a few bucks.

[I hate to break it to you but Mark Cuban is now making nice with Trump. Oh, and so is Carlos Slim.]

I am going to be majoring in forensic investigation. I will use whatever tools are at our disposal to be able to fight GOP corruption.

[CSI DUmmieland.]

There are plenty of examples of someone outspending their opponent and losing.

[Case in point: 2016 election when Hillary spent over double that of Trump and still LOST.]

It is a depressing night tonight, with the EC votes in. Next month it begins with the probable fascist state.

[The party begins 1/20.]

By less than 80,000 votes in the Electoral College. If Comey hadn't dropped his two letter bombs she would have won.

[Or if Wikileaks weren't released. Or if Hillary didn't campaign on a vacation schedule. Or if she had at least visited Wisconsin. Or if she didn't insult working class voters with glitterati showbiz performers on stage with her. Or if.....]

It doesn't matter what you bring to a "gunfight" if you can't find your butt with two hands.

[That sounds like a requirement for becoming a registered DUmmie.]

Where do you stand on setting people up with hookers?

[Market rate in Venezuela is only 100,000 Bolivars a pop. Cheap!]