A FUnnie look at the loony residents of the Democratic Underground aka DUmmies in particular and the Leftwing Blogosphere in general.
Sunday, May 15, 2016
Team Hillary Hilariously Cheating Sandernistas at State Conventions
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Hillary Clinton campaign is in the process of screwing the Bernie Sanders supporters in a big way and it is absolutely HILARIOUS!!! The Sandernista DUmmies hardly even know what hit them. The big news now is how the Hillary campaign completely SCREWED the Sanders delegates out of their spots at the Nevada convention. You can read details about it HERE or at almost every other thread in DUmmieland right now. Why so surprised, DUmmies? You actually thought Team Hillary would play by something as ridiculous to them as RULES? Fortunately we have the experience of just how one DUmmie Sandernista, CoffeeCat, almost got screwed out of his (or her) spot at the Iowa state convention. Sometime after the Feb. 1 Iowa caucus, CoffeeCat was mysteriously switched on his registration card to Republican. When CoffeeCat showed up at the Iowa state convention, the Hillary folks somehow already knew of this "switch" and tried to disqualify CoffeeCat from participating. You can read CoffeeCat's tail of woe in this THREAD, "I just read why 64 Bernie NV delegates had their credentials stripped--and I shed a tear or two." So let us now watch how yet another DUmmie Sandernista got completely but hilariously screwed over by Team Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, detecting the not so subtle hand of David Brock in Operation Screw, is in the [brackets]:
I just read why 64 Bernie NV delegates had their credentials stripped--and I shed a tear or two
[After you shed your tears, DUmmie CoffeeCat will share a few laughs about a personal screwing from Team Hillary.]
I've never talked about this on DU, but I guess now is a good time.
[Always ready for laughs here. Share away.]
I'm a Bernie delegate from Iowa. I participated in our County Convention and I was gearing up to participate as a Bernie delegate in our District Convention, which was held two weeks ago. Three days before the District Convention, I get a phone call from a Bernie Sanders staff member.
They were wondering why I was registered as a Republican in the state of Iowa.
I was flabbergasted. Our Iowa Caucuses were Feb 1, and to participate you must be a REGISTERED DEMOCRAT. I participated, gave a speech for Bernie and served as a Precinct Captain. Furthermore, I've voted Democrat my entire life, starting in the early 1980's.
You can imagine my shock. Why was I, a Bernie delegate, now a REGISTERED REPUBLICAN?
[The Same Clinton Cash that purchased DUmmie Leader Skinner via his wife also purchased your change of party registration. Please continue with your tale about The Screwing...]
I was told that there were other Bernie delegates who were also coming up as REGISTERED REPUBLICANS too. One of them was a life-long Democrat who was also a Democratic County Precinct Chair.
[And very "mysteriously" not a single Hillary delegate experienced that party shift.]
I was informed, three days before our District Convention, that if I showed up at our Convention as a REGISTERED REPUBLICAN that the Hillary people could challenge my credentials, strip me of my credentials and that I would be disallowed from participating or voting.
I had to go downtown and switch my registration. The woman at the counter confirmed that I was indeed--a REGISTERED REPUBLICAN.
FACT: SOMETIME BETWEEN FEB 1 AND MAY 1--MY VOTER REGISTRATION SWITCHED FROM DEMOCRAT TO REPUBLICAN.
[FACT: DAVID BROCK SCREWED YOU AND MANY OTHER BERNIE DELEGATES.]
I have NO IDEA how. I never switched it.
[Clinton Cash will work wonders.]
I showed up at the District Convention in May---and sure enough, my name had a big line through it. The Hillary person at the check-in table questioned my Republican status. I had the appropriate paperwork to document that I had switched to Democrat, so I was let in.
[Yeah, "strange" how they already knew about your party shift.]
I just learned that in Nevada that 64 of Bernie's delegates were stripped of their credentials. A Hillary supporter on DU posted the official reason: "because they weren't 'registered as Democratic voters by May 1, 2016'"
[Thank you David Brock.]
I bet they weren't REGISTERED DEMOCRATS. Maybe they became REGISTERED REPUBLICANS...just like I did. It's like some kind of political miracle, in which Bernie delegates get their registrations switched out of thin air.
I had a few tears coming down, when I read about why those 64 were stripped of their credentials. Bernie would have won that Nevada caucus room, if those 64 delegates would have been allowed to participate. I hope those delegates find out WHY their credentials were stripped and I hope they fight the ruling--if their voter registrations were switched without their knowledge.
[ Yeah those party flips are about as mysterious as all those coin flips that Hillary kept winning in Iowa. And now on to the other Sandernista DUmmies...]
They earn every ounce of disdain they receive.
[They tremble in fear over your severe chastisement.]
What has the Democratic Party become? One clue is when you embrace a scumbag like David Brock.
[And Shelly Moskwa. On the Clinton Cash payroll as well. Oh, and the wife of uberDummie, Skinner.]
I've never seen or heard of anything like this in the history of our party.
[Um...outright fraud by Democrats is quite normal. Only difference is now YOU are on the receiving end of it.]
Ask to see paperwork that changed you to republican and call 911
[And check it against Shelly Moskwa's handwriting.]
I'm wondering how registration can be changed that easily. Both the paper form and the bmv online method require details that only the voter should know. Either way there should be a track on when it occurred and who processed it.
[DUmmie registration information would be very helpful in making those changes. Ask Mrs. Moskwa's hubby about that.]
Unbelievable...there are obviously lots of dirty tricks... Going on, especially in the states that have a lot of weight behind them with regards to number of delegates, momentum, perception, etc. Iowa and NV were two of those. DNC and Clinton machine are prime suspects.
[Also place Mr. & Mrs. Skinner on that suspect list.]
The system is RIGGED!
[Just wait until Bernie gives his speech at the Democrat convention and he finds out his microphone mysteriously malfunctions a few sentences in or loudspeaker music mysteriously drowns him out. Hee! Hee!]
Underhanded dirty low down scumbaggery.
[Tell us how you really feel.]
It has happened to A LOT OF Bernie voters, CC in several states. Remember the data breach way back when? That's where they got the names.
[Hmmm... Good catch! I hadn't thought of that but that is when Team Hillary got the inside info to screw the Sandernistas.]
Bernie must ride the wave before it's gone. He knows the fix is in for the convention...
[Yeah, I'm waiting to see how his speech works out. Look for technical "errors" to keep folks from hearing it.]
The most corrupt primary I think we have ever had. Bar none.
[Corrupt but funny. Funny that you DUmmies are being SCREWED by your own leader who has Clinton Cash funneled to him.]
I think of it as the Clinton effect. Everything they touch...
[And they touched Mr. & Mrs. Skinner really hard.]
I think of it as the Clinton effect. Everything they touch...
[They didn't have to steal DUmmie personal information. That was handed to them on a silver platter by Mr. & Mrs. Skinner.]
Funny how these "oopsies" only happen to Bernie delegates and not Hillary ones, right? Makes one wonder if they really believe Her Majesty is "inevitable" like her press releases claim.
DUmmies Demand That Skinner Come Clean on Clinton Cash Corruption
Call it, Skinner. That is the demand of the Hillary supporters, including PAID trolls, to Skinner in DUmmieland. That want him to "call it" for Hillary as the nominee so all debate can end and the Sandernistas will fall into line behind Hillary. However, there is now a louder call in DUmmieland from the Sandernistas: Tell it, Skinner. Yes, Tell it, Skinner about how you SOLD OUT and betrayed your fellow DUmmies for Clinton Cash. You might recall that a year ago, the DUmmie FUnnies REVEALED that Skinner has been getting big bucks from his paymasters at the Clinton Campaign via his wife, Shelly Moskwa. Since then the payments have continued while Skinner has maintained his silence. The most recent Federal Election Commission DOCUMENT shows that Skinner's wife hauled in $14,000 from The Paymaster for the month of March. Since last year, the DUmmies, timidly at first but later more boldly, have been casting aspersions upon Skinner's honesty. However, since he continues to maintain his oath of Omerta on this corruption, the voices in DUmmieland are now SHOUTING at him to come clean and reveal the extent of his CORRUPTION. We can see this happen in this THREAD authored by Skinner himself, The Democratic Primary Ruined My Friendship! It starts out with Skinner republishing a Slate story about the effects of the Bernie-Hillary rivalry on friendship. I'll skip it to go straight to Post #44 in which DUmmie lumberjack_jeff demands that Skinner tell the extent of his corruption. So let us now watch the DUmmies demand that Skinner come clean about his Clinton Cash payments in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching Skinner worship the green goddess Cashia, is in the [brackets]:
Skinner, we've hung out together for thirteen years.
If you and I could sit down over a beer, I'd tell you this:
I get that the relationship isn't symmetrical, it's mostly a business/customer relationship... kinda. I know that as a site that is free to me, I'm not really a customer, but my eyes, and the words I type are the product being sold.
I'm fine with that because I felt that we had a shared purpose in... not so much promoting the Democratic party as a jersey or a logo, but promoting progressive change through the Democratic party.
... But there was a competing agenda at work; the party was also being used as a vehicle to promote oligarchy and to enrich families through influence peddling; the purchasing of superdelegates in the guise of "helping downticket", money laundering by exploiting citizens united and superpacs to their full capacity.
[The Skinner family is certainly being enriched but continue lumberback_jeff...]
When I heard that you have a personal financial stake in the success of that family, I was concerned that I'd been sold out. That what I understood to be our shared agenda had been abandoned.
[Of course you have been sold out for way more than 30 pieces of silver by Skinner. Please continue...]
I appreciate that you haven't... what? Banned Sanders supporters? Not quite sure what the "call it" folks have in mind actually, but I think it would be a show of good faith for you to explain (or deny) the family connection to the Clinton campaign, and to talk about the measures you've taken to be fair with your community, approximately 70% of whom supported Bernie.
[Skinner has had a year to explain his secret acceptance of Clinton Cash but he still maintains his silence on this matter so don't expect much from him. All you and your fellow DUmmies can do is continue to focus on this corruption until hopefully Skinner will be embarrassed into making some sort of statement on this matter. And now on to the other DUmmies...]
Skinner really has not proven he is running a democratically driven discussion board, and we're supposed to stand up and take this?
The Hell I am...
[Of course it's not democratically driven. Skinner has turned DUmmieland into Cash & Carry. Money Talks, BS Walks!]
Is what you have posted a preamble or rationalization to a forthcoming purge?
[Get on Team Hillary or take a hike! So demands The Paymaster.]
If Skinner starts purging people who dislike-to-despise HRC, he'd have to slash almost all of DU.
Then he'd have not much of a website left.
[No but he would have plenty of Clinton Cash left and that's what counts.]
The article is bullshit... not real life. I wonder why Skinner is pushing the meme
Skinner, the only thing Michelle's article gives me perspective on is how the NARRATIVE GETS HIJACKED by people who get paid to explain it to us.
[Ahh, this DUmmie is referring to the PAID Hillary trolls now posting in DUmmieland. David Brock is handling those cash disbursements but Mrs. Skinner gets her Clinton Cash directly from the Hillary campaign.]
Thanks for the anti-Bernie supporter hit piece, Skinner.
[At least he got paid well for it.]
I've seen this mentioned a couple of times. But I haven't seen anyone spell it out. What is the claimed connection between Skinner and the Clintons? If you don't want to type up a long response that has already been said on DU, could you link me to it?
[Clinton Cash paid to Mrs. Skinner via the Clinton Campaign. $14,000 just this past March alone.]
A connection to a candidate doesn't ALWAYS mean that person supports the candidate. One of my friends and mentors was related to John Edwards, but I did not choose to vote for him in the 2008 primary.
[Is that you, Rielle?]
Though, I would be interested in reading the connections between Skinner and the Clintons. I have always found Skinner to be even handed, regardless of who he supports. It's something I admire about him because he's much more level headed than me. he doesn't seem to get worked up easily in his posts, etc.
[Skinner and the Clintons are connected by $$$$.]
It's time, skinner! Just change the name of the website to: Hillary, Come Hell (very probably) or High Water (um, yeah, already happened).
[$$$$ eases the way thru Hell and High Water.]
I appreciate what you tried to do by posting this article, Skinner. But if there is a clamp down on Sanders posters here, I fear it really will for all intents and purposes end this site as we know it, and that would be a shame in my view.
[Apocalypse Now! It will happen when more DUmmies realize how Skinner has BETRAYED them by secretly taking Clinton Cash and remaining silent about it.]
Triumph the Insult Dog Mocks PC Children of the Corn
This is one of the FUnniest of all the Triumph the Insult Dog Videos. Triumph visits the University of New Hampshire campus and confronts a group of absolutely humorless Politically Correct students. What results is COMEDY GOLD. Oh, and don't miss the hilarious bit where the PC students are asked to describe a certain suspect to a police sketch artist. Exit question: How many of these PC students have DUmmie screen names?
Remember whenever the Democrats lost an election, the DUmmies would accuse the Republicans of vote fraud? Of course, DUmmies would also get completely outraged if Democrats were accused of the same crime. Could never happen. As rare a an asteroid strike on the planet. Well, the DUmmies have now changed their tune. They are now accusing DEMOCRATS of massive vote fraud in the Iowa caucuses. Yeah, obviously the Hillary Clinton campaign was involved in it but they needed the help of the Iowa Democrat party bosses to enable the Hillary Clinton "victory" which was really a tie that was in actuality a Bernie Sanders victory. Think of it. Six coin flips to choose delegates and EVERY ONE of them goes for Hillary. In another case, there was only ONE vote in an Iowa precinct and the person who cast that ONE vote claims he voted for Bernie yet it was recorded as a Hillary vote. Right now the Des Moines Register is cataloging many, many more instances of vote irregularities which just so happened to have gone Hillary's way each and every time. Therefore it is enlightening to see, with the aide of the DUmmies in their thread titled, There is now enough evidence to think that Bernie actually won the Iowa Caucus, just how corrupt the DEMOCRATS are. So let us now watch the DUmmies accuse the DEMOCRATS of vote fraud in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, recuperating from my All You Can Drink Rum Festival yesterday, is in the [brackets]:
There is now enough evidence to think that Bernie actually won the Iowa Caucus.
[GASP! Democrat vote fraud! Who could have imagined it?]
Too many vote-count irregularities. Too many "transpositions" of odd-numbered delegations, always in Hillary's favor... for example, taking a 5-4 delegation for Bernie, and having it entered in as a 5-4 for Hillary. "Oopsie!" How cute. Vote fraud doesn't have to involve obviously evil bad guys stuffing ballots in back rooms. It can easily be some low-level apparatchik dishonestly typing in the wrong numbers. It only takes a second. The deed is done so quickly, it hardly seems like vote fraud at all...
[Yup! This definitely sounds like a Democrat vote fraud MO.]
Obviously, this is just my opinion about who really won. But I think everyone would agree, a full investigation is now required.
[Yeah, good luck getting the Iowa DEMOCRAT party to turn over the raw vote numbers. Now on to the other DUmmies claiming DEMOCRAT vote fraud...]
To call someone who is reasonably calling for certainty in elections a conspiracy nut only furthers the perception is very...Republican and bullyish - in my opinion.
[LOL! Using DEMOCRAT vote fraud to slam Republicans.]
Thus far, 4 people have come forward to say that the numbers were reported incorrectly. Clinton was given one delegate that she didn't earn. Bernie had one taken away. All errors found have favored Clinton.
[Gee! What a coincidence.]
The entire Editorial Board of the Des Moines Register has called for the Iowa Democratic Party to examine the caucus results.
[Yeah, the ones who committed the fraud are supposed to investigate it. LOL!]
And of course Hillary knew nothing about it. But the look on the faces of Hillary, Bill, and Chelsea during her victory /non victory speech before they high tailed it out of town and refused to respond to questions, perhaps suggests otherwise.
[That was the angriest "victory" speech I have ever seen.]
The one thing that the Clinton's learn well is never to leave their fingerprints on anything. Just like the server issue, it was obviously under her authority but underlings will pay the price. That is the cost of being associated with a Clinton.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Of course she didn't personally coordinate irregularities (I guess)...
BUT the "fix" was so in (with persons that are dedicated, die-hard Hill devotees, that will do anything) in many regions of the state...that it wouldn't come as any surprise that there could have been a few number changes. How many reports and videos of not only things in Iowa but Democratic offices around the country that have only Hill promotional materials and/or won't allow Bernie materials...thank you DWS for making it crystal clear the favored candidate.
[If Hillary continues suffering primary losses, the dirty tricks against Bernie will grow astronomically. Perhaps pics of Bernie with the Fidelistas when he visited Cuba years ago?]
Looks like its not gonna be a two tenths close. But a much wider margin with obvious cheating going on. But you go ahead and cling to that two tenths.
[BTW, head of the Iowa Democrat party owns a car with an "HRC 2016" license plate.]
I accept the official number from the Iowa Democratic party. Exhibit A: License plate HRC 2016. Blatant favoritism displayed prominently does not make me trust the "official" numbers.
[Blatant favoritism for Hillary? DWS would never allow it.]
there are some people within the DNC/Iowa Dems that don't want to release the total official count for a reason.That reason being is that Bernie won..but go ahead prove me wrong and I will the first tell you "well guess I was wrong".
[Yes, how convenient the RAW NUMBERS have not been released. Meanwhile the Republican raw numbers are out there for all to see.]
I get a kick out of watching democrats argue against transparency.
[Me too. Makes for great DUFU material.]
I bet the actual raw votes show a SOLID win for Bernie. We'll never see them.
[Welcome to the Wonderful World of DEMOCRAT vote fraud.]
Ah yes. Vote fraud only happens in other countries.
[And, until now, in other parties.]
The DNC has refused to release the raw vote count, what are they hiding?
[The real winner.]
we damn well better get to the truth before the rest of the states get a chance to rig their primaries.
[All future coin tosses will still be in Hillary's favor.]
Of course he won! And EVERYONE KNOWS IT. The cheating, lying, stealing and CORRUPTION is only going to make More people go out and vote, who may have just stayed home. Once again, HRH and all her corrupt THUGS, screwed up - Big Time. People are pissed!
[As well as amused.]
Some Americans don't like in your face election stealing.
[Does that mean Al Franken has to give up his senate seat?]
We must remain vigilant because they plan to pull this shit in every state.
DUmmies Suddenly NOT Sick & Tired of Hearing About Hillary's Damn Emails
During the first Democrat Presidential Candidate Debate last year, Bernie Sanders told Hillary Clinton that "the American people are sick and tired of hearing about your damn emails." That was the attitude of the DUmmies as well and for months afterwards not much was said about the topic in DUmmieland...until now. Suddenly, with the Iowa caucuses looming this Monday, her "damn emails" have become a hot topic in DUmmieland especially since some of her "damn emails" are rated top secret at the highest level and could be easily hacked from her private server. You can see the sudden DUmmie outrage at Clinton's emails labeled 'top secret'. Actually it is the Bernie Sanderistas who are suddenly outraged about Hillary's emails. Therefore the very few Hillary supporters in DUmmieland provide comic entertainment in their support of her as they get fervently attacked by the rest. So let us now watch the DUmmies work up strange new outrage over Hillary's emails in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has returned from the wilderness after a very brief break, is in the [brackets]:
Clinton's emails labeled 'top secret
[DUmmies labeled 'bored' ...until now.]
Source: The Hill
The Obama administration will entirely withhold seven email chains found on Hillary Clinton’s private server because they have been classified as “top secret,” according to The Associated Press.
The former secretary of State’s presidential campaign quickly dismissed the news, which spokesman Brian Fallon called “overclassification run amok.”
“We adamently oppose the complete blocking of the release of these emails,” the campaign aide said on Twitter.
The revelation comes days before Iowa holds the first-in-the-nation nominating contest and on top of mounting scrutiny of Clinton's use of the private email server.
[Yes. Days before the Iowa caucuses which explains sudden DUmmie interest in a topic that they would normally write off as just "righwing" spin. So let us now watch the DUmmies show their sudden great concern about this...]
Just got an AP bulletin on my phone about the same thing. It's definitely informing/infecting...the news cycles. If she's to be the nominee, she has to make sure this doesn't hand the White House to the crypto-fascists...
["Crypto-fascists" is DUmmie-speak for "Republicans."]
I bet it will be "mum's the word" on the major networks.
[Good news! NBC News led off with it. Go Lester!]
SHE SHOULD NOT be the nominee. Too risky with this, not to mention what may be lurking in her husband's whole "pants-down department"...
[Give that DUmmie a crooked cigar!]
If she's the nominee Trump will crush her. Not even kidding. This whole fiasco is caused by her stunning lack of judgment and tendency to go right up to the line without crossing it. She should step aside and let Biden take her place as the establishment candidate.
[Get rid of Ughs! Bring in Plugs!]
She should step aside and let Biden take her place agree completely !
[I'll drink to that. Actually next Saturday I'll drink to that again and again and again when I go to the Tropical Rum Festival in West Palm Beach armed with my ALL YOU CAN DRINK ticket (GroupOn).]
Nonsense. Based on what? And if you want to hand the WH to the republicans, parachuting Biden in is a sure way to do it.
She broke the law buy sending highly classified information over unsecured servers. She removed classified information to unauthorized locations, is against the law, that's what this is all based on. It's unacceptable.
[And yet... You will still vote for her if she is nominated.]
Worried that this could sink her chances of being elected and ended of with one of nuts on the right.
[Would you like a coupon for worry beads?]
Maybe she shouldn't have set up a private email server for work emails
[Duuuh! Ya think?]
I think it speaks to her incredible lack of judgment and absolute hubris..
[But not a lack of moral fiber and Pappy O'Daniel has plenty of that.]
Anyway, the prospect of a Republican president at this time even more so than at others, is a ghastly scenario.
[It would definitely stir up the DUmmie Ant Farm for comedy gold.]
she knew what she was doing was illegal but figured she's a clinton, she can do as she pleases arrogance is another of her endearing qualities.....
[Along with her endearing cackle. Don't you just love it?]
She surrounded herself with sycophants and yes men.. nobody in that circle was about jump in and suggest that maybe it wasn't such a good idea to set up a private, unsecure mail server.
[The yes men wanted to preserve their cojones rather than try to correct Hillary.]
This morning on one of the news shows I heard a commentator musing about whether the FBI could clear her of all wrongdoing before the election so we wouldn't have to worry about a sitting president being indicted. That's what we'll be facing if she's the nominee. Trump will have a field day.
[A YUUUUUUUUUUGE field day.]
Why would she do something so dumb?
[But isn't she supposed to be the smartest woman in the word?]
Hillary's concern is Hillary.
[At the end she will NOT go quietly into the night.]
This isn't ever going to go away. God help us if she manages to keep the lid on this until after the GE. It's not going to blow,over, it's going to simmer until it explodes all over the place.
[It will go on and on and on. Always and forever unto the end of time.]
It would be worse if the lid popped off right before the general.
[Is that the same as a Chakra Release?]
Even if it was classified after the fact... we have Sec. Of State that can't recognize classified material. Does not speak well of her.
[It's like General Eisenhower getting a document with the date and location of the upcoming D-Day invasion and wondering if the document should be classified.]
The subject content of some of them was apparently about programs about which information is ALWAYS top secret. She shouldn't have needed someone to stamp the email with a digital rubber stamp, unless she was so clueless about her job that she didn't know that those programs were automatically top secret.
[At least she ran the documents by the Muslim Brotherhood supporter aka Huma.]
Same ol bullshit.. And yet she is still standing..
[As straight as a Weiner.]
Its been widely reported that there are over 1,300 classified emails found so far.
[Yet only just before the Iowa caucuses do the DUmmies get interested in this.]
DIRTY TRICKS WEEKENDS HAVE BEGUN!!! The time honored dirty tricks weekends start in earnest, as the primaries are upon us. Who will be the next targetS, I wonder - both this weekend and next, then before South Carolina?
[Thus spaketh one of the very very few Hillary supporters in DUmmieland.]
When will she be indicted? What's taking so long? Better now than late October.
[A DUmmie aching for Hillary to be frog walked.]
Someone else will take the fall.
I agree there is over classification - but these are not confidential, but top secret
[Which means they were in Snowden's flash drive.]
Hillary's campaign wants them released because they know it cannot happen. Top secret.
[Bingo. Kewpie doll to you.]
What happens if Huma sends classified info to Hillary or vice-versa.
[Is the length of Weiner consider classified info?]
So they are spinning it as overclassification. Clever, but not good enough. Now they are impugning Obama's own people. Seems like they are firing everywhere.
[Obama's people are members of a VAST RIGHTWING CONSPIRACY.]
Sanders is supposed to be very honest and trustworthy. Makes me wonder if the Sanders' supporters that post such things as in this OP believe in those traits?
[Savor the fine whine from a rare Hillary supporter in DUmmieland.]
So just how disastrous was Hillary's press conference yesterday when she proclaimed ignorance about the meaning of "wipe" as in "wipe" the server? It was so bad that even the DUmmies are mocking Miss Pretty In Orange. Although DUmmieland is now at least 95% in Bernie's camp despite the efforts of Head DUmmie Skinner to steer things Hillary's way because of his financial ties to her campaign, the DUmmies have up to now disregarded questions about Hillary's server as mere "rightwing propaganda." They preferred to attack her for economic reasons. However, that has suddenly changed as you can see in this THREAD, "Hillary Clinton won’t say if her server was wiped." Suddenly the floodgates have opened and now Hillary is fair game over there on this topic. So let us now watch the DUmmies go after Hillary in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, predicting that Hillary is about to get TRUMPED, is in the [brackets]:
Hillary Clinton won’t say if her server was wiped
[You mean like with a cloth?]
I doubt the server would have been wiped without her consent. Clinton is not just a random person in her late 60s. In addition. If it is wiped, someone made that decision. Given that it was made after a major effort to both print out and save a subset of messaged because the State Department had pushed her to give them the emails. I suspect that when she set up this system it was done with the expectation that they would all be private. Otherwise, at minimum, the work and personal emails would not have been comingled.
[At least she prepared herself for the Big Slammer by wearing an orange jumpsuit.]
She's wiped whatever chance she had to win the General. Unrepairable.
[Is that you, Donald Trump?]
We're going to see that moment re-run 1,000 times before the General. It's a killer, because it reveals something about her that most people find intensely disagreeable. What she lacks in personality, eloquence and warmth she makes up with snark, arrogance, and cold, self-satisfied condescension. The remark wasn't even clever or disarming. Hostile and clumsy.
[But doesn't she bake some killer chocolate chip cookies?]
The comment is making the rounds on social media. But hey ... "What difference, at this point, does it make?"
[So her emails were read by the Russians and the Chinese but what difference does it make?]
She is going to pretend not to understand the context of "wiped" in reference to data?
[Playing DUmb as a campaign strategy.]
When it comes to appealing to Millenials, she's tech savvy... But when it comes to responding to difficult questions, she's a digital newbie. How conveeeenient!
[What difference does it make?]
I am supposed to believe this person doesn't know what a data wipe is?
[Wipe often to prevent hemorrhoids.]
She's acting like a lawyer instead of a candidate. She's keeping her mouth shut, due to potential litigation. That's a bad sign for her campaign. She is on the defensive and this interferes with her positive message.
[Positive message? Like "It's my time, DAMMIT!!!"]
Once politicians start playing semantic games, especially in reference to an FBI investigation, things don't end well.
[It depends on what the definition of "is" is.]
does she think people are stupid?
How to Look Guilty/Arrogant/Stupid 101.
[DUmmies are experts on the latter.]
If the computer was wiped, someone made that decision. Given the existing FOIA, and the fact that her team did the sorting, I don't think that wiping the machine was something done by her tech person without permission.
[Can't she just blame it all on her tech guy?]
. to wipe a hard drive and or a server is something a sixth grader understands. To plea that she has no clue is kind of bizarre,
[What's does "Hack" mean? Chop away at wood?]
Bookmarking for future reference when meltdown occurs. I can see exactly where this is going.......
[It's going straight to President Trump. See you at The Donald's inauguration!]
If she didn't understand what wipe meant, she would have said "What do you mean?" By saying "What, like with a cloth or something?" reaks of on purpose. This is a B movie line.
[A B comedy movie.]
Yep. Hillary is too big to jail. But she will never be elected. This scandal is the end for her. Tragic, in a way. It has all the elements of a tragedy: tragic hero, tragic flaw, tragic ending.
She's blowing smoke and it's working against her; in most people's minds where there is smoke, there is fire.
The few, the brave, the.....WAAAAAH! The demoralized. I mean utterly DEMORALIZED. Who? The handful of Hillary supporters left in DUmmieland. Like George A. Custer at the Little Big Horn, their numbers were never great but now they have dwindled down to a pathetic few. Yes, they had a big boost initially from DUmmie Leader Skinner who hyped Hillary bigtime. Of course, it was Clinton Cash that influenced his decision and until recently he was giving pep talks to boost the morale of those few, very few, Clinton supporters in DUmmieland. However, even Skinner now appears to have given up trying. Perhaps this is the signal that the Clinton money pipeline from the Clinton campaign to his wife in her role as Treasurer for Friends of Hillary has dried up. To get a visual idea of how Hillary's already meager fortunes in DUmmieland has collapsed, just look at their HILLARY GROUP compared to their BERNIE SANDERS GROUP. The latter group has dozens of threads each day with with scores of posts hailing their SOCIALIST while the Hillary Group has just a trickle of threads flowing in with a dozen posts tops...if they are lucky. The bottom line is the steam has completely run out of the Hillary Group and now they are in a freefall of utter demoralization. So let us look at the handful of Hillary threads remaining in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that even Bill Clinton is no longer defending his wife, in the [brackets]: More good news just for us!
[Please Blue Fairy. Bring us any tiny tidbit of happiness!]
Machinists' union endorses Clinton for president in 2016
[Yeah, now there is a real game changer. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
[Rub your rabbit's foot three times and pray to goddess Gaia.]
The union, based in Upper Marlboro, Maryland, represents nearly 600,000 active and retired members, according to its website.
[That's probably counting dead members which means they can vote where Democrats rule.]
I was looking at the list of current Congressional Members who have endorsed Hillary, 118 to date with 15 former members of Congress also endorsing Hillary. These are members who have worked in Congress who has confidence in Hillary but not in Bernie. O'Malley has one endorsement from Congress, 31 Democratic Senate members out of 44, 87 Democratic Representative members out of 188, overwhelming support from Congress.
[Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy! Please, Blue Fairy!]
Why I post in this safe-haven sanctuary...I wouldn't last 6 replies 'out there'!
[LOL! This DUmmie is right. The Hillary Group is like a safe-haven sanctuary where they can post Hillary fantasies without being Berned.]
That's how you do it one union at a time!!
[The Hard Drive Wipers union will be next with a Hillary endorsement. Well, this thread already faded away at under 10 replies so let us go to the next listless Hillary thread...]
This one from U.S. Senator Tom Harkin. How long before we hear Tom isn't a progressive? Or is a corporatist?
[Defensive much, DUmmie HappyinLA who has a grand total of only 31 post? ]
Senator Harkin's endorsement is a critical one in Iowa.
He is a liberal icon (picked Obama last go 'round). In the Iowa caucus world, this endorsement carries some weight, particularly in light of the relentless media attacks on Hillary, the ginned-up 'threats' of other old candidates entering the primary race, and the so-called surge of Senator Sanders (I-VT). This endorsement is an in-your-face rejection of all that "bad news"!
[I actually read that Harkin "endorsement." All of it was about Harkin himself with one paragraph devoted to Hillary. Okay that thread fizzled out after FIVE replies and now to perhaps the most pathetic thread I have seen in a long time...]
[...and I will so desperately grasp at a straw of absolute nothings that it will turn me, DUmmie Walk away, into the laughingstock of the web.]
She, her sister and their daughters watched the Hillary videos that I sent them and read all of the articles. They are now (all nine of them) certain that they will vote for Hillary and are even talking about having a house party!
[GAME CHANGER!!! BTW, aren't the daughters aged 2 to 12?]
That's how it starts.
[Today a client being merely polite, tomorrow THE WORLD! Enough to send DUmmie Tarhell Dem into massive urinations of happiness. ]
This is great news
[Let the celebrations begin! Okay this thread died at nine but I think you get a sense of their utter hopelessness and desperation. Meanwhile, as stated, even former cheerleader Skinner has skipped the Hillary scene.]
I am a 30,000 year old reincarnated being who materializes once every 5000 years in a Las Vegas hotel suite. My greatest goal in my eternal life is to spend 6 months on a small tropical island with Mary Matalin doing nothing but pitching a DUmmie FUnnies book (with CD-ROM insert) deal with her. If you happen to be Mary Matalin, please contact me at:
firstname.lastname@example.org. If you are anybody else, you can contact me there too. Remember, if you are a book publisher, please feel free to embarrass me with an extravagant book advance.