DUmmies FURIOUS at Gibbs for "professional left" slam!

Oh, the DUmmies are MAD!! They are LIVID, FURIOUS, UP IN ARMS!!! SOMEBODY SHOOK UP THE ANTS!!!

What has got them riled up so? Or should I say, WHO has got them riled? None other than Baghdad Bob Gibbs, the Boy President's mouthpiece. You see, in an interview out today, Gibbs has berated what he calls the "professional left" for being overly critical of Mr. Wonderful. Says they must be on drugs or something, they so crazy.

WELL, this is not sitting well with the denizens of DUmmieland, needless to say. The DUmmies are angry at GIBBS for being angry at THEM for being angry at OBAMBI! Got it? It's a circle of anger! Right now the Ant Farm is ABUZZ with venom and vitriol directed toward Gibbs and His Nibs. Hundreds of posts, lots of threads! We'll pick one to look at, this THREAD, "White House unloads anger over criticism from 'professional left’ (They "ought to be drug tested")."

So buckle up, we're entering the fiery furnace that is DUmmieland in heat, in Red Hot Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, asking you to please pass the popcorn, is in the [brackets]:

White House unloads anger over criticism from 'professional left’ (They "ought to be drug tested")

[This must be the BUSH White House you're referring to, right?]

The White House is simmering with anger at criticism from liberals who say President Obama is more concerned with deal-making than ideological purity.

[The OBAMA White House?? How can this be??]

During an interview with The Hill in his West Wing office, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs blasted liberal naysayers, whom he said would never regard anything the president did as good enough.

[Just a guess, Bob, but I'm thinking your little interview will have the effect of a red cape being waved in front of a bull.]

“I hear these people saying he’s like George Bush.”

[Barack McSame Obama.]

“Those people ought to be drug tested,” Gibbs said.

[I think they are ready to provide urine samples at your office, Bob.]

The press secretary dismissed the “professional left”. . . .

["PROFESSIONAL" left?? More like the "LOONEY" Left!]

“They will be satisfied when we have Canadian healthcare and we’ve eliminated the Pentagon.”

[Well, you're well on the way, Bob! Just tell them to be patient.]

“That’s not reality.”

[And here I thought DUmmieland was the Reality-Based Community®!]

Of those who complain that Obama caved to centrists on issues such as healthcare reform, Gibbs said: “They wouldn’t be satisfied if Dennis Kucinich was president.”

[Wee Willie Pitt would be satisfied if he could serve as Kookcinich's press secretary again.]

Just last week, MSNBC host Rachel Maddow described Obama political adviser David Axelrod as a “human pretzel” for his explanation of the administration’s position on gay marriage.

[Doesn't "gay marriage" REQUIRE one to be a "human pretzel"?]

“There’s 101 things we’ve done,” said Gibbs. . . .

[Played golf. Gone on vacation. Played golf. Held a beer summit. Played basketball. . . .]

The lack of appreciation or recognition for what Obama has accomplished has left Gibbs and others in furious disbelief.

[And THAT, in turn, infuriates the DUmmies! Let's take a small sample of the over 600 (and counting) raging replies on this thread alone . . .]

I'll have to remember this when the next fund raising letter arrives.

[Return to sender . . .]

I got the begging campaigning call awhile back and let the chirpy little debutante from the DNC know, in no uncertain terms, that I now support PROGRESSIVE candidates only. NEVER again will I contribute to the general till that funds blue dogs. I finished up by letting her know that's how we f* retards plan to do business from now on.

[I'll take that as a "no."]

I got a call from the DNC last month asking for donations too. My response to her was, I support the Democrat Party, but I do not support the DNC.

[There's a DNC cap on donations.]

Uh, that would be "Democratic Party". There is no "Democrat Party".

[Oops! "Democrat" Party is the sign of a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Apparently the "ic" is to be jettisoned. It sounds like Gibbs wants the "professional left", that is the "icky" part of the Obama base, to go away.



You won't be very happy either when the pukes win. Which will happen if progressives get too pure.

[Purity Of Obsolescence (P.O.O.)]

Health Care is a Crisis! War is a Crisis! The Economy is a Crisis! The President needs to grow a pair and say to congress, "Since you won't fix it, I will!"

[The President's Undescended Testicles is a Crisis!]

It is an Armageddon of an Orwellian Corporatocracy v we the people of this country. . . . Cutting to the heart of the problem and calling a spade a spade; Drawing the battle lines so to speak. . . . One big tool is to stop calling ourselves progressives. . . . Lending itself to easy red herrings and straw men, barn sized targets to shoot down. . . . A move that could only level more, the playing field and shed the brightest light on what is truly going on in this country.

[DUmmie ooglymoogly, you win the Mixed Metaphors on Steroids Post of the Day Award!]

Talk is cheap. Stay home this November.

[Yes, please DU!]

Don't stay home, that is just plain silly. You have to get out and vote. . . .

[Oh, I suppose you're right. Civic duty and all that. Forget what I just said, DUmmies. Get out there and VOTE on November 3!]

they absolutely never learn and this should tell you the temperature of the white house, the ease with which they say things like this. Obama is no liberal, no leftie, he has contempt for us to allow this culture of thought to exist. and what a masterstroke of timing, to say something like this to an already apparently tepid base before elections. bravo, you b*st*rds. *you* should be drug tested.

[Obambi took the Stupid Pill.]

huffingtonpost says he's apologizing, his comments 'unartful'

[Or is it 'inartful' or 'disartful' or 'not full of art' or . . . ?]

they do this and then send an apology to make sure that they get their point out and then pull back their own arms before they get bit off. . . . Unless of course, they are as incompetent and stupid as I think they are.

[That IS a strong possibility.]

So is the apology due to 'unartfulness'. . . ?

['Nonartfultality.']

"Can't contribute. Need to save my money for drug testing."
Signed,
Member of the Professional Left

[Hee! Hee!]

Let's see how much they enjoy taking shots at progressives when they can't raise any cash from us.

[Not that any of you HAVE any cash. . . .]

Gibbs is talking like those RWers we ridicule. Something in the water??

[Teabags?]

i hate to be a debbie downer, but i just dont think party or even ideology matter anymore. we are all being played.

[Debbie Does DUmmieland.]

the folks that helped get them elected, they want to insult. Two words come to mind one starts with an "F" and the next one starts with a "Y".

[FUn! Yes!]

really, this statement is the last straw.

[Until the next straw.]

I get tired of the bus tire marks on my face.

[That's why you're tired.]

Gibbs & Emanuel: Progressives are not merely retarded, but crazy and drug-addled. . . .

[Sorry, Gibbs & Emanuel, you are not eligible for a Kewpie Doll.]

Professional left? Odd. I didn't know I could make a living at this.

[Is that you, Will Pitt?]

I want my $25 back. . . .

[You're only $25 away from getting your $25 back.]

I don't drink latte' so I best turn in my Official Professional Librul card.

[Join the Tea Party.]

I am pissed at their swipe of Kucinich. Many on the left, including myself, view him as one of our heroes. . . .

[Kookcinich would WELCOME our alien visitors!]

Very very bitter. . . .

[Clinging to your drugs and paganism.]

Proud member of the F'ing Retarded Drug Addled Progressives Club of the “professional left”

[This DUmmie has a marijuana plant as his avatar, so I believe him.]

Give Gibbs his due.

[Give Gibbs his DU!]

Undisciplined political MORONS!!

[Unartful MORANS!]

I wash my hands of these ass clowns.

[Is that you, benburch?]

Obama needs to understand that the far left is NOT his friend. They never were, they never will be. They are no one's friend, but are only self-absorbed in their own perceived righteousness that they defend with faux indignation.

[OK, DUmmie Gman, YOU win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

I won't support someone simply because they wear a D on their chest.

[Oh, I don't know. I would support someone who wears a D on her chest. Even a C.]

I'm not a "professional liberal." In fact, I'm not a professional anything....I'm un-employed.

[Unjobful.]

Dump Gibbs and bring back Van Jones

[Back up the Van!]