Thursday, August 19, 2010

"I need some encouragement... my in-laws turned against Obama..."

Let's start with a song today, shall we? Click one of the music links and sing along!

Tune: "Limbo Rock"
Original MIDI

Every lib'ral boy and girl
All the folks in Limbaugh World
Both sides bashing on Barack
All find something they can mock
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

He'll go lower now
He'll go lower now
How low can he go

First he spread the wealth around
Then he bowed down to the ground
Spend a trillion, make it three
Spend it like it grows on trees
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Though he started out on top
Every time the numbers drop
There's a ratings trend that shows
He will fall to record lows
Track his numbers, track his polls
Track the unemployment rolls
All the pollsters on the block
Say it's bad news for Barack

Don't move that phone book far
He needs a polling czar
How low can he go

Yes, that's the question, isn't it? How LOW can he GO? Emperor Zero is going SO low, he's below Ground Zero! And he's taking his party with him! It's "Democratic Underground" with a twist!

Some of the DUmmies are bemoaning the fact that many 2008 Obama voters are now experiencing buyer's remorse, as we see in this
THREAD from DUmmie AzNick, "I need some encouragement... my in-laws turned against Obama..." But other DUmmies are siding with the in-laws! (albeit for opposite reasons).

So let us see if the DUmmies will back Barack or break their back, as they dance under the limp BO poll, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, needing encouragement because his Cubs are falling even faster in the standings than Obambi is in the polls, is in the [Barackets]:

I need some encouragement...

[Group hug! AzNick needs to turn that frown upside down!]

my in-laws turned against Obama...

[They now are OUTLAWS!]

My entire in-law family has turned against Obama . . .

[The Nazis!]

after they voted for him in 2008.

[Change they can believe in!]

Turns out, they believe all the right-wing rhetoric and fell for all that hate-mongering crap.

[I HATE them! They are DEAD to me!]

So I will go and engage in a good debate with them, either in groups, or one-by-one.

[Try a beer summit.]

I will take time, but I will do my duty.

[Three-finger Scout oath! "On my honor I will DU my DUty. . . ."]

I just had a good talk with my wife, who fell for all that crap.

[Hey, she married you, AzNick, she'll fall for anything!]

The right is managing to turn Americans against Americans.

[So I guess when someone who previously voted RETHUGLICAN "sees the light" and comes over to the DEMOCRATS, that's NOT "turning Americans against Americans"??]

They want a civil war, they really do.

[The DUmmies are ready for the Battle of Bull Run.]

It's insane, absolutely insane.

[The drain insane strays mainly from Hussein. . . . Now let's see if the other DUmmies can cheer AzNick up . . .]

You're coming *here* for help with *that* ???

[Don't look to the DUmmies to cheer you up about Obama! They've turned on him too! AzNick responds . . .]

Believe me, they know me. I told my wife I was going to go and talk to them all, and I know she will call them tomorrow and their reaction will be "oh-ho..."

["Aw jeez, not our crazy son-in-law again!"]

I always get reactions like "Oh, I did not know that... really?"

["I did not know that you are such a dope! Really!"]

I ranted about it. Eventually it's about who yells the loudest.

["You win, loudmouth! We surrender! Now go away!"]

We suck at leading the country, let's face it.

[Oh, we're facing it alright. . . .]

We look like idiots.

[Ding ding ding! Congratulations, AzNick, you win the Kewpie Doll for this moment of self-realization! . . . Now back to your fellow DUmmies . . .]

I do hope that we can all come together and maybe, just maybe, get some goddam ponies in the process.

[With pretty pink manes and tails!]

Just because they are pissed at him doesnt mean they wont vote for him.

[The Prophet Obama, piss be upon him. . . .]

Ill probably vote for him even though he is driving me crazy.

[Thanx for that ringing endorsement!]

No, they are angry-angry, not DU-angry. . . .

[You know how the Eskimos have 27 words for snow. . . ?]

Please don't tell me they dont believe he was born in Hawaii.

[They don't believe he was born ON THIS PLANET!]

the economy is doing worse under him, which is not his fault, but they see it this way.

[All those huge spending bills Congress passed and Obama signed in the last two years? Yep, you guessed it . . . Bush's fault!]

Well he hasnt done much about job creation.

[Although he is putting comedy writers back to work.]

So what right wing crap have they fallen for--socialist, terrorist, marxist?

[Imagine, people thinking those are BAD things!]

Jobs, mosques, oil spill, etc...

[But think of all the JOBS that building mosques and cleaning up oil spills will create!]

Of course, Obama is really doing a bad job at communicating.

[No way! For instance, I think his backing that mosque at Ground Zero--that was a MASTER STROKE!]

WOW. Just... wow!!!

[LOW. How... low... can he go???]

"Obama is building a mosque at Ground Zero"
"Obama is responsilbe for the jobs that disappeared"
"Obama caused the oil spill"
"Obama ceased ALL oil drilling operations in the Gulf"
"Bush left a good economy, Obama ruined it"

[Picky, picky, picky. . . .]

Of course, about the mosque, two words: FIRST AMENDMENT.

[Of course, about the mosque, two words: NINE ELEVEN.]

all that negativity regarding the economy and the bad shape of the nation is turning people against Obama. . . .

[All those Nelly Negatives need to just FORGET the bad economy and the bad shape of the nation--MINOR POINTS! They should look on the BRIGHT side of incompetence and get behind the President!]

So what are their DU usernames? Might save you some car trips.

[Hee! Hee!]

How do you know they voted for President Obama? Did you go into the voting booth with them?

[SOMEBODY voted for the guy! And now scads of them are dropping him like Cubs dropping fly balls!]

One man is not capable of losing all our jobs, creating that kind of deficit in such a short time. . . .

[Hey, he's trying!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"..all that negativity regarding the economy and the bad shape of the nation is turning people against Obama. ."

Well, imagine that!! Shocking, I know, but Americans tend to judge their leaders by their..leadership skills. When Rome is burning, people tend to blame the ones who set it on fire.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

EXACTLY, Anonymous...and The Obamassiah has NO LEADERSHIP BACKGROUND and thus NO LEADERSHIP SKILLS. What happens when a leader takes charge who doesn't know how to lead? Just watch the news and see, The Obamassiah is Exhibit A in how to be a mealy mouth "leader" who just screws up everything because he doesn't understand how to be a leader.

11:56 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

"One man is not capable of losing all our jobs, creating that kind of deficit in such a short time. . . ."

Wanna bet? LOL :) -tm

12:49 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"No, they are angry-angry, not DU angry."

Correct, "angry-angry" is anger based on an appreciation of facts and conditions, the realization as to who is responsible and a determination to do something about it.

"DU angry" is incoherent, sputtering rage without direction. Rage against "Repukes", rage against "stupid Nascar fucks", rage against freepers, red state rednecks, fundamentalists, businessmen, talk radio, "Faux TV" and anyone who critciizes or mocks the DU's political fantasies.

1:27 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Imagine that, even a Dummie realizes DU anger is out of the norm. I wonder is DU love is different from love-love? Or if DU sad is different from sad-sad? Hmmmm.....

4:00 PM  
Blogger JorgXMcKie said...

"Of course, Obama is really doing a bad job at communicating."

This is really hard to believe since we've been continuously told by the MFM that Obama is the greatest orator since Cicero [or perhaps ever]. I guess the public is just too stupid to understand him. He needs to "re-frame" his argument.

And, when it comes to speechifying, didn't Obama himself modestly say, "I have a gift."?

Thus, it just must be the ignorant public's fault.

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Wow. Not one DUmper calling AZ Nick's in-laws racist, for opposing 0 ??

I though ALL opposition to 0 was "racistism"??

Looks like the Libtard's have maxed out the race card...finally.

10:15 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"I wonder is DU love is different from love-love?"

Or if DU rape is really rape-rape.

8:23 AM  
Anonymous radical redneck said...

Who says our lovely First Lady is an elitist. On her taxpayer funded mission to Spain she was so touched by her adoring fans she jumped right into thier gathering so they could show her love. Much like a football player going back of the end zone to absorb the adoration from fans after a TD. Watch...

1:31 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Oh, my this is just too sweet for words:

"Generic Congressional Ballot
Generic Ballot: Republican 48%, Democrat 36%"

"Republican candidates have jumped out to a record-setting 12-point lead over Democrats on the Generic Congressional Ballot for the week ending Sunday, August 15, 2010. This is the biggest lead the GOP has held in over a decade of Rasmussen Reports surveying."

Likely voters. Not Adults. Not registered voters.

Likely voters.

I'm beginning to think that the Republicans might also take back the Senate.


1:58 PM  
Anonymous Former Lib said...


This just means your in-laws are paying attention, kid.

Sure, its just anecdotal, but in my life every - single - person I know who voted for Obama is now looking for some other party to vote for in 2010. Every last one.

Because they're paying attention.

The only way NOT to respond like this kids' in-laws is if you've buried your head in the sand for the last 2 years.

(I'm looking at you, DUmmies)

Even if you were all hopey-changey a couple years back, the reality is the reality.

You may not vote Republican, but if you're awake, alert, and rational, you're at least considering not voting at all.

Truth always wins out in the end. And this is truth is bigger and more obvious than Barack's easier.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Libfail said...

Oh no not your family actually waking up from the nightmare they had. Congrats to them, too bad you keep coming to the site to get your delusions reinforced.

1:54 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"This just means your in-laws are paying attention, kid." Former Lib (actually Rocky's former trainer)

When you say "truth always wins out in the end", what 'truth' are you fucking talking about? Really, I'd like to know because you're a formerly liberal truthmiester.

I, troglaman, only ask because you stupid dumbasses always refer to the truth but never actually STATE it. Know what I mean?

So step up to the plate and offer a little kernel of truth instead of a lot of platitudes. Couldn't be THAT hard, could it, formerly-liberal-and-now-retarded commenter?

2:04 AM  

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