"The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed"
The DUmmies are already lining up their favorite excuse for losing the elections next week as you can see in the very title of this THREAD, "The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed." Such an excuse was mysteriously missing in 2008 when they won. Of course, the rule of thumb is that whenever the Republicans win, the machines MUST be fixed. Of course, the DUmmies are strangely silent when proof of actual vote fraud, such as can be seen in this VIDEO, is presented. Yeah, that was a poll watcher who was ILLEGALLY denied access to a poll but that meets with DUmmie approval. So let us now watch the DUmmies conjure up their favorite excuse for losing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Democrat Joe Manchin is now basically calling Democrats DUmmies for not even reading their own ObamaCare bill, is in the [brackets]:
The Dems might get enough votes, but the machines are fixed
[So stay home and don't vote on Nov. 3 since the election has already been fixed.]
Forget the polls showing a Dem resurgence. Don't we remember that the GOP has rigged the machines in half the country? Unlimited resources without ethics or scruples and only a desire for power does not end well.And we cannot count on the MSM or the general public to do anything about it.
[Give up NOW! No matter how you cast your ballots on Election Day, Nov. 3, it's all been decided in advance. And now the whines from the other DUmmies...]
Nobody has rigged all the machines in half the country. If anyone had, surely someone would have switched sides and ratted them out by now. Machine malfunctions have been documented numerous times, but never attributed to sabotage.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Most of the machines are provided by 1 or 2 big corporations... They are the tech support and the programers... AND yes, they can rig the votes.
[Diebold owns all your votes!]
they can rig the votes != they have rigged the votes
[But only when Democrats lose.]
If you can't f*cking see that the machines actually steal votes, then one has to question how blind you are.
[You're going to need several dozen Valiums on Election Day, Nov. 3.]
Well explain this one..in Ohio in the last Bush election why
did the servers counting the votes go thru the servers in the white house that were set up to take care of Rove and the republicans email and electronic system. It was made CLEAR AND SHOWN and no body did any thing.
[Karl Rove fixed the Ohio votes right from his White House desktop computer. All he had to do was push the Function key and the F for "Fix" key.]
The new normal = We have to SWAMP the repugs for the "win". .
We will never know the real margin of '08...
[20 trillion but the rigged machines downgraded it to a mere few million.]
John Kerry WON in Ohio in 2004, and we all know that. What is most disturbing about it is the collective refusal of the Democratic Party to do anything about it
[We know what you did about it...You sent $10 to Bev Harris.]
If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.
[A DUmmie who has obviously been fast asleep since 2008.]
You may also try reading black box voting by Bev Ross.
[You may also try sending her LOTS of money. Remember, Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the 2004 election.]
posted by PJ-Comix at 11:25 AM
9 Comments:
Geez!
Are these clowns NEVER done with this stuff? It's so old, tired, beat and busted that I'm actually sad and embarrassed for them.
I can just picture them, en masse, twitching their fingers in the air (like they just don't care), and nasally screeching: "BOOOOOOSH, ROVE, DEIBOLD, GITMO, JOOOOOOOOS".
...As they make the sacred sign of the hysterical ninny.
Seriously, P.J., this is too like shooting stupid fish in an underfilled barrel.
Wow! The Dummies cry voter fraud. As Yogi Berra once said: "It's deja vu all over again."
Come Novemeber 4th, if the Donks lose big, the DUmmies will be in total meltdown. They won't know whether to shit or go crazy, or both. They'll scream about stolen Democrat ballots, threaten insurrection, curse the "sheeple", plan to leave the country (if only). It'll be totally hilarious.
Reminds me of 3rd grade gym class whenever we played dodgeball. The losing team unanimously claimed the winning team cheated. I was guilty of it too...but then again I was 8 years old.
I've seen a few voter fraud stories already... all of them originating with Dems. Sorry DUmmies, we're watching this time.
If only the Dems could gain the White House and a substantial majority in both houses of Congress! Then they could pass legislation that would ensure we have fair elections.
Dude...that was a lousy freeper troll!!!
Karl Rove fixed the Ohio votes right from his White House desktop computer. All he had to do was push the Function key and the F for "Fix" key.
Actually that's what the F1 - F12 keys are set for on Karl's computer. 12 states per set, he has to use the Shift, Alt, and Ctrl keys to bring up the other sets of states. 48 presets works just fine, he figured there was really no point in messing with Alaska or Hawaii.
Typical DUmmie whackiness, paranoia and outright stupidity.
How can we mock these imbeciles when they are self-satirizing?
The Rethuglicans are going to steal the 2010 election. But why didn't they steal the 2006 and 2008elections? Because so many Democrats voted that they offset the Repuke ballot thefts, or because "Bu$hCo" didn't want John McCain to be elected.
In the closed, hallucinatory, world of Dummieland, this lunacy makes sense. Any election that produces Republican victories can only be engineered by a massive Rovian conspiracy. What other explanation is there? The DUmmies don't know anyone who votes Republican.
Next Wednesday could produce a classic DUmmie meltdown.
Heard a report on Limbaugh today that the machines in Nevada are fixed, but they evidently are fixed to only record votes for Harry Reid.
Make of that what you will...I believe that there should only be voting systems that utilize paper ballots you have to mark. If you're not smart enough to mark or the officials too lazy to want to count them then voters need to get educated and those officials need to be fired.
I live in Washington. We don't need voting machines, we just do recounts until a Democrat wins.
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