Alan Grayson Enters DUmmieland to BEG for Money!!!
In a case like where the mental patient breaks into the asylum, sanity-challenged Congressman Alan Grayson has entered DUmmieland to BEG for money. You just have to know Grayson is really desperate if he has to plead to that bunch of loons as you can see in his THREAD, "We Are #1! #1 in Right-Wing Attacks Against Us!" So let us now watch Alan Grayson plead for bucks from the DUmmie inmates in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fitting Grayson for his straitjacket, in the [brackets]:
We Are #1! #1 in Right-Wing Attacks Against Us!
[Screeched Alan Grayson as his teeth bit down on the leather strap.]
On Friday, the DC newspaper "Politico" reported that:
(a) "conservative outside groups" have now spent over $9 million "slamming vulnerable House Democrats," and
(b) the total against me will reach "at least $1.7 million by the end of next week."
Think about that. I am only one member of the U.S. House of Representatives, out of 435. I represent one-quarter of one percent of America. And yet roughly TWENTY PERCENT of spending in the entire country by these shadowy right-wing groups has been spent to defeat . . .
I feel so proud!
I must be doing something right.
This is my first term in Congress. I have no seniority. I don’t sit on the most powerful committees, like the Appropriations Committee or the Ways and Means Committee. I’m not a member of the Democratic Leadership. So why would these right-wing groups spend nearly 20 percent of their entire national budget to try to defeat me?
Because I can’t be bought. I won’t do what they tell me to do. And I won’t back down.
There are 12,000 registered federal lobbyists. That’s more than 20 for every member of Congress. From Election Night onward, they try to buy you. And if they can’t buy you, then they try to bury you. Which is what is happening now.
My vote is not for sale.
I owe nothing to anyone but the voters. I won’t go to the lobbyists for help. That’s why they’re trying to take me out. The only one to whom I can turn is . . . you.
So please help our campaign:https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/grayson_numberone?refcode=DU1011
Rep. Alan Grayson
[Translation: My campaign has become so DESPERATE that I am now stooping to begging money from DUmmies. And now to the DUmmie reaction...]
Spit in their eye..and laugh in their faces. Alan, you got balls. But, you know they are gunning for you and they will celebrate hugely if they can beat you. We appreciate your chutzpah and your understanding that you are there to represent the people and are not afraid to lose.
[And lose he shall. Somehow I don't think Grayson will go gently into the night. Look for him to be strapped down and rolled out of Congress on a gurney by the men in the white coats.]
Joe Kennedy used to say, when the dogs are barking, you know you're winning.
[I thought Joe said when you hear the dogs barking, you know you're drunk.]
welcome to DU....This should be interesting.
You are doing it so right Grayson, I can't say enough good. Could you tell the Clintonians squatting in the White House to try a little Grayson technique?
[Yeah. Could you tell them to bite down on a leather strap while working up a nice rabid foam around the mouth?]
The fact is that the GOP is sending crazy people to cut all of our throats and only a few dedicated Dems, like yourself, are standing in their way.
[Talking about crazy people...]
I am clear across the country, but plan to contribute to your campaign again on my next pay period. Um.............
[Better contribute your $10 before the Bush tax cuts expire.]
I think it must be him/his campaign - they were allowed to start a thread with their first post which indicates that admin 'pre-approved' the DU account to start threads, because they'd checked it's really him. Normally you have to post a few replies before you can start threads.
[Asylum administrator Skinner gave the go-ahead for the new DUmmie patient to shake down his fellow inmates for bucks. Alan Grayson is just $10 away from being re-elected!]
No offense Mr. Grayson, but shouldn't you be trying to get reelected rather than posting on an internet forum?
[No offense but this is a great illustration of just how DESPERATE the Alan Grayson campaign has become.]
Welcome to DU! It's a little crazy at times, but you have a lot of friends here.
[The crazier it is, the more welcome Grayson feels.]
Thank You for posting.... best $50 I've spent in a few months.
[You might as well have burned that bill for all the good it will do.]
I think we all can agree it's time to get money out of politics.
[So why didn't you tell Obama that during his 2008 campaign?]
Hi Mr. Grayson, can you please clone yourself?
[There is another asylum that needs filling.]
Bestest sockpuppet evarh..?
[Sorry. The Temporary Sockpuppet was the bestest sockpuppet evarh.]
Every dollar I can spare will be going to your campaign.
[You have money left over after donating every dollar you could spare to Bev Harris?]
Sir, I have never seen a politician quite like you. I will vote for you as President someday.. You are a man of honor. You speak truth to POWER
without flinching. Not only that, but you do it with such panache. YOU ARE MY HERO. Long life to you. You are truly amazing.
[A DUmmie tribute to the poster boy for the sanity-challenged.]
I only wish I lived in your district so I could vote for you.
[No problem. Just have a designated corpse cast a ballot in your name.]