Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Alan Grayson Enters DUmmieland to BEG for Money!!!

Alan Grayson is just $10 away from being re-elected.

In a case like where the mental patient breaks into the asylum, sanity-challenged Congressman Alan Grayson has entered DUmmieland to BEG for money. You just have to know Grayson is really desperate if he has to plead to that bunch of loons as you can see in his THREAD, "We Are #1! #1 in Right-Wing Attacks Against Us!" So let us now watch Alan Grayson plead for bucks from the DUmmie inmates in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, fitting Grayson for his straitjacket, in the [brackets]:


We Are #1! #1 in Right-Wing Attacks Against Us!

[Screeched Alan Grayson as his teeth bit down on the leather strap.]

On Friday, the DC newspaper "Politico" reported that:

(a) "conservative outside groups" have now spent over $9 million "slamming vulnerable House Democrats," and

(b) the total against me will reach "at least $1.7 million by the end of next week."

Think about that. I am only one member of the U.S. House of Representatives, out of 435. I represent one-quarter of one percent of America. And yet roughly TWENTY PERCENT of spending in the entire country by these shadowy right-wing groups has been spent to defeat . . .

Me.

I feel so proud!

I must be doing something right.

This is my first term in Congress. I have no seniority. I don’t sit on the most powerful committees, like the Appropriations Committee or the Ways and Means Committee. I’m not a member of the Democratic Leadership. So why would these right-wing groups spend nearly 20 percent of their entire national budget to try to defeat me?

Because I can’t be bought. I won’t do what they tell me to do. And I won’t back down.

There are 12,000 registered federal lobbyists. That’s more than 20 for every member of Congress. From Election Night onward, they try to buy you. And if they can’t buy you, then they try to bury you. Which is what is happening now.

My vote is not for sale.

I owe nothing to anyone but the voters. I won’t go to the lobbyists for help. That’s why they’re trying to take me out. The only one to whom I can turn is . . . you.

So please help our campaign:

https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/grayson_numberone?refcode=DU1011

Rep. Alan Grayson

[Translation: My campaign has become so DESPERATE that I am now stooping to begging money from DUmmies. And now to the DUmmie reaction...]

Spit in their eye..and laugh in their faces. Alan, you got balls. But, you know they are gunning for you and they will celebrate hugely if they can beat you. We appreciate your chutzpah and your understanding that you are there to represent the people and are not afraid to lose.

[And lose he shall. Somehow I don't think Grayson will go gently into the night. Look for him to be strapped down and rolled out of Congress on a gurney by the men in the white coats.]

Joe Kennedy used to say, when the dogs are barking, you know you're winning.

[I thought Joe said when you hear the dogs barking, you know you're drunk.]

welcome to DU....This should be interesting.

[And FUnnie!!!]

You are doing it so right Grayson, I can't say enough good. Could you tell the Clintonians squatting in the White House to try a little Grayson technique?

[Yeah. Could you tell them to bite down on a leather strap while working up a nice rabid foam around the mouth?]

The fact is that the GOP is sending crazy people to cut all of our throats and only a few dedicated Dems, like yourself, are standing in their way.

[Talking about crazy people...]

I am clear across the country, but plan to contribute to your campaign again on my next pay period. Um.............

[Better contribute your $10 before the Bush tax cuts expire.]

I think it must be him/his campaign - they were allowed to start a thread with their first post which indicates that admin 'pre-approved' the DU account to start threads, because they'd checked it's really him. Normally you have to post a few replies before you can start threads.

[Asylum administrator Skinner gave the go-ahead for the new DUmmie patient to shake down his fellow inmates for bucks. Alan Grayson is just $10 away from being re-elected!]

No offense Mr. Grayson, but shouldn't you be trying to get reelected rather than posting on an internet forum?

[No offense but this is a great illustration of just how DESPERATE the Alan Grayson campaign has become.]

Welcome to DU! It's a little crazy at times, but you have a lot of friends here.

[The crazier it is, the more welcome Grayson feels.]

Thank You for posting.... best $50 I've spent in a few months.

[You might as well have burned that bill for all the good it will do.]

I think we all can agree it's time to get money out of politics.

[So why didn't you tell Obama that during his 2008 campaign?]

Hi Mr. Grayson, can you please clone yourself?

[There is another asylum that needs filling.]

Bestest sockpuppet evarh..?

[Sorry. The Temporary Sockpuppet was the bestest sockpuppet evarh.]

Every dollar I can spare will be going to your campaign.

[You have money left over after donating every dollar you could spare to Bev Harris?]

Sir, I have never seen a politician quite like you. I will vote for you as President someday.. You are a man of honor. You speak truth to POWER
without flinching. Not only that, but you do it with such panache. YOU ARE MY HERO. Long life to you. You are truly amazing.

[A DUmmie tribute to the poster boy for the sanity-challenged.]

I only wish I lived in your district so I could vote for you.

[No problem. Just have a designated corpse cast a ballot in your name.]

33 Comments:

Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

If there were ever a casting call for an arrogant ideologue butcher of proles for a remake of Brazil, a story of the Committee of Public Safety's Reign of Terror in France, or the Kulak suppression, that fat-faced SOB would run away with the part.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous Britt said...

That DUmmie doesn't know what honor is, if he thinks Grayson is honorable. He's the one who called his opponent a member of the Taliban.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Joe Kennedy used to say, when the dogs are barking, you know you're winning.

[I thought Joe said when you hear the dogs barking, you know you're drunk.]"

Noooo, Joe said when the dogs are barking, the revenooers are launching a raid against the warehouse where you hide your bootleg liquor.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

And I LOVE the smell of flop sweat in the morning.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is a rhetorical question, but do all DUmmy candidates have to call women whores? Is that some kind of job requirement for the party of women's rights? (Grayson of course, called Linda Robertson a whore back in 2009.) Jerry Brown calls Whitman a whore. If they aren't calling women whores, they're calling them witches, extremists, crazy, etc.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Classic projection, the DUmmies fawning over a politcal thug who is as ruthless and nasty as they wish they could be.

Grayson looks and talks like nothing so much as a school yard bully grown up. Ironically, he probably beat up and terrorized DUmmie types in junior high.

1:24 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"Sir,I have never seen a politician quite like you...You speak truth to POWER without flinching..."

Goddamn, I hate that stupid cliche. As if this Congressman was taking a great personal risk opening his fat yap. What "Power" is Grayson talking to? The White House? Congress? the NY Times, DUmmies? They're all controlled by his Party; he's risking nothing except the size of his pension if he's not reelected.

Hey, DUmmie asshole, speak truth to power in North Korea or Iran. Try speaking truth where can get you a bullet in the ear or disappeared.

Cellar dwelling moron.

1:57 PM  
Anonymous ralph wiggum said...

Won't Grayson begging for $$$ at the DUmp conflict with $kimmer's upcoming quarterly "donate to my Italian vacation fund"????

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Alan, you got balls."-DUmmie

Did he borrow them from Hillary?

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

"Sir,I have never seen a politician quite like you...You speak truth to POWER without flinching..."

LOL!! Leftards act like this is some noble deed. Anyone can speak truth to power...or just pull your finger and fart. Either way it's just hot stinky air coming out of an orifice

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Black pin stripe suit, blue shirt, and green tie. Is he blind or just retarded? I'm assuming he's wearing red shoes and yellow socks.

And trim the eyebrows. He looks like a fat Khruschev. Or maybe there are no mirrors in the Grayson mansion. Vampire, perhaps?

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's a DUzzy:(From Lupinella)

"I am so pleased to be proud of my representative! Considering we'll probably be stuck with Rubio as governor, I'm doing what I can to make certain we can keep our WONDERFUL Alan!"

Glad this DUmmie posted. Until now I was under the impression that Rubio was running for Senate. Not suprisingly, she is a Grayson constituent and voter.

Seriously, "Alan Grayson" never once responded in the 21 hours this thread has been open, despite 227 replies to the initial statement. I figure that by December, the DUmmies might figure out it was a drive-by post by a lowly staffer.

Here's a raging clue, DUmmies: A staffer posted a form letter on a loonie left website. As they say, a DUmmie and its money are soon seperated. The exact same letter appears on his Facebook page, and though I'm not willing to go to Daily Kos, but I'm guessing the exact same letter appears there, begging for money. And HuffPO, CP-USA, and Think Progress.

Leaving DUmmies to once again do the Walk of Shame. How half these people haven't won a Darwin Award yet is beyond me.

8:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Classic projection, the DUmmies fawning over a politcal thug who is as ruthless and nasty as they wish they could be." elrond

Classic projection, indeed. In theory, Freud would have said that anyone knowing they're using a defense mechanism isn't using it.

And here we have elrond presenting just such an example. He's making it OUR problem...libs just love thugs. (Peace! unless you're a thug). Make love not war (unless you're a thug, then make as much war as you want). Hug a tree (unless you're a thug then just cut the fucker down).

Think that's an intelligent and accurate description of a big fat, organic, Birkenstock lib? The answer's 'no'.

So this ends up being about you, my friend. You're own Freudian mechanism nightmare. Why? Because, once again, you're a pussy. Grayson's a big bad scary thug...no doubt being mutated into an even bigger GREAT BIG GIANT THUG as we speak. Wimp.

I'm not going to start pulling quotes from you jackasses that are even more thuggish, extreme, and psychotic than Grayson's. You know I can do it. That makes your trembling 'thug' argument mute.

Everything is scary to you elrond, except beer.

12:20 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Now that I think about it...I'm scared of everything but beer myself.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

And another thread ends with a Troglasqueak double-post!

1:14 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"Troglasqueak double-post!"

Could someone translate that into Sane?

6:44 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Yeah, troggy, there have been some nasty statements on this blog, who would know better than you (since you made many of them). But then none of us are Congressmen with all the power, all the perks and a government financed bully pulpit.

But you're right, Grayson does scare me; the scare you get when you turn over a rock and something slimey slithers out. It's a snake!
No, it's a Congressman.

12:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alan Grayson + Luca Brasi

Separated at birth?

8:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But you're right, Grayson does scare me" elrond

Maybe we could examine some of Grayson's statements and determine if they're true. Where would you like to start, elrond? Let's hear the most super scary one.

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Grayson quotes:

"Expecting Republcians to govern is like expecting al-Qaeda to be pilots."

"...the Repblcian health care plan is this: Die qickly. That's right, the Republicans want you to die quickly if you get sick."

"I have trouble listening to what [DickCheney] says sometimes because of the blood that drips from his teeth. He's just angry because the president won't let him shoot old men in the face."

Not only does Grayson look like Luca Brasi, he talks like him. A man who doesn't know the difference between lying and telling the truth.

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

What's scary is how much Grayson sounds like Troglaman the Guttersnipe and his clone, Marty Moonbat.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

You stupid jackasses reject government. It way too big. It's too intrusive. Way way way too many taxes and regulations. You all hate the government and are ready and willing to put people in power who feel the same way.

This presents an obvious paradox because you wish to put people in charge who hate what they're being put in charge of.

It's like hiring a cook who hate's cooking. Or a gardener who hates gardening. Or a cop who hates law enforcement. Or a fireman who hates putting out fires. This is who you want to manage things - someone who hates the very thing they're supposed to manage. This is who you want to run things.

A super-smart strategy for success.

Every Republican administration since Ford has increased the deficit. Every Democratic administration since Ford has reduced it. Knowing that, why would any rational being think you stupid dumbshits have a clue? Why?

It's an honest question.

3:09 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman,

Your words are absurd and contemptible. Reducing the size of government, its bureaucracy, its intrusions and its unnecessary regulations is not the same as hating government. Something that should be obvious to everyone except partisans like you.

Oh! the big bad Rethuglicans! They want grandma to starve in her unheated house! They want our children to fail! They want to re-introduce slavery!

No one here rejects govenrment, we reject unnecessary government.

BTW, the deficit in FY 2011 will be $1.3 trillion---and who's running the government?

That's an honest question.

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troggy,

BTW, Federal debt as a percentage of Gross Domestic Product continues to rise under Obama and the Democrats:

1970 28%
1994 49%
2008 41%
2020 90% (CBO projection)

Too, federal spending is surging while revenues stay flat. For the past 50 years federal revenues have averaged 16 to 18% of GDP. But federal spending has increased from 16% of GDP to 25% under Obama.

Obama is doing nothing to reduce the national debt, quite the reverse, in fact.

The federal government ran a deficit every year from 1970 to 1995. Clinton and a Republican Congress ran surpluses from 1996 to 2000. Bush ran substantial deficits from 2000 to 2008, but his deficits were declining until the Donks took over Congress in 2006. For the past two years, with the Donks in complete control, we've run deficts of $1.5 and $1.3
trillion. Your grandchildrens' children will be paying it off.

1:12 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Troggy, I don't hate my government. I just don't want a bloated, over-reaching, in-your-face kind of government that we have now. You project your emotions on everyone. You hate, therefore, everyone else must hate. Like I said before, it must be pitiful to be you.

3:19 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But you're right, Grayson does scare me" elrond

Why? This thread's probably not lasting long enough for us to get through a discussion about it but I'm sorely interested in what you find scary about Grayson.

I don't think he's scary at all.

You do. Be specific. The "He's like a snake" thing makes you sound stupid. Point to something.

1:52 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You project your emotions on everyone. You hate, therefore, everyone else must hate." susie

Did Beck or Hannity mention something about 'projection' lately or what? Jesus. It's all the rage. I doubt any of you Sigmund Freuds have a clue as to what it means.

Let me tell you something, susie. I've been hanging around right wing blogs for a long, long time. Do you honestly think I have dished more hate than has been dished at me? I can tell you this - I've never threatened anyone's life. I've never called one of your kids a whore. And I, unlike you psychos, never wanted to beat any one of you dumbshits senseless.

That makes me better than you.

You're full of shit once again. You refuse to see it and employ classic projection as a mechanism to deny the fact you're a dumbass. How ironic.

2:34 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Oh, boo-friggin'-hoo; poor little troggy. You're just this sweet guy that comes in here, and is so mistreated. Oh, cry me a river! You know you're just lying. You're hateful to everyone on here (even your compatriot, Marty, lol) You lob the first volley, you cretin. Example: Britt has recently started posting. She has given you facts, quite respectfully. How do you answer? You call her a "dumb ass" and a "lazy ass".

And as for you being better than me? Yeah, on what planet?

9:14 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"I've never threatened anyone's life. I've never called any of your kids a whore...I...never wanted to beat any of you dumbshits senseless."

I don't have the time to check the archives, I'll take your word for it. So congratulations troglaman, your good manners gold star is in the mail.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Your words are absurd and contemptible." elrond

"I don't have the time to check the archives, I'll take your word for it. So congratulations troglaman, your good manners gold star is in the mail." elrond

"Oh, boo-friggin'-hoo; poor little troggy. You're just this sweet guy that comes in here, and is so mistreated. Oh, cry me a river!" susie

These are a few of the really really good reasons I, troglaman, should be a gentleman. These are the reasons I, troglman, should be more polite.

Can we just get past this? I'm going to be just as big an asshole as you dumb motherfuckers are. Every time. Count on it.

Let's move on.

12:53 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Troglanuisance said:
"...I'm going to be just as big an asshole as you dumb motherfuckers are. Every time. Count on it."


Oh, don't sell yourself short, you're a MUCH bigger asshole than anyone else on here.

Though I have to say you long ago ceased to post anything interesting or even amusing, so I pretty much skip your vitriolic rants anymore, and just read the more thoughtful posts.

The only real difference between your posts and the KayinMaine satire (I guess) posts is that her hook is runaway capitalization (Well, and raving lunacy), and your hook is a narcissistic drive to seal every thread with one of your invective-laden exercises in pointless illogic, like a cur dog pissing on a tire of any vehicle that halts nearby.

9:58 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Hey Tanker, you've said it perfectly. Great job.

Only thing I'll add is that Guttersnipe wouldn't know how a gentleman acts if I carved it into an ironwood two by four and belted him right in the face with it.

He doesn't have to work too hard at being asshole - he's proven beyond any doubt he is one (among other disreputable undertakings and skills).

12:57 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Elrond: "So congratulations troglaman, your good manners gold star is in the mail." (subtle irony)

Troglaman: "I'm going to be just as big an asshole as you dumb motherfuckers are." (pure vitriol)

Compare and contrast.

1:13 PM  

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