DUmmies getting excited over Million Moonbat March!
It's time for a Million Moonbat March! You see, the Looney Left is bored and disappointed that America hasn't been transformed into the glorious Workers' Paradise of their dreams, even though their Democrats control both houses of Congress and the White House. So what do we do? Let's hold a MARCH! Yeah, a march on Washington! A MARX on Washington! The halls of power, baby! Speak truth to power! Takin' it to the streets! A month before the midterms! We've got a righteous cause, brutha, and maybe NOW they'll listen to us! WHOO!
The Big Event is the "One Nation March," organized by "One Nation Working Together," and the announcement comes in this THREAD, "October 2nd National March on Washington is gaining momentum. Impressive list of endorsing groups."
So in honor of Labor Day, let us join the DUmmie proles in their hunt for a Red October--Bolshevik Red--while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, a firm believer in the redistribution of wackiness, is in the [brackets]:
October 2nd National March on Washington is gaining momentum.
[A march! Yes, that'll do the trick! Socialist Utopia, here we come!]
Impressive list of endorsing groups
[The usual suspects.]
ONE NATION IS ABOUT REORDERING OUR NATION'S PRIORITIES TO INVEST IN OUR MOST VALUABLE RESOURCE . . .
[— BIG GOVERNMENT.]
— OUR PEOPLE.
[As opposed to THEIR people.]
Event Date: October 2, 2010
[THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED, v. 47.0]
Location: Washington, D.C.
[Make that Washington, D.U.A.C.!!]
On Saturday, October 2, 2010, hundreds of thousands of Americans from across the country will gather. . . .
[On Saturday, October 2, 2010, hundreds
to demonstrate our re-commitment to change.
[Change we can re-believe in!]
The One Nation March will feature human and civil rights leaders, labor leaders, environmental and peace activists, faith leaders, celebrities and sports figures. . . .
[Will Lady GaGa be there? If Lady GaGa is going to sing, I am SOOO there!]
all marching together to help Put America Back to Work and to Pull America Back Together . . .
[. . . and to Push America Over the Edge.]
banksters and corporate lobbyists have made off with trillions of public dollars while small businesses can’t get loans and cities are laying off teachers, police, and firefighters. In this time of economic crisis, it is easy for fear-mongerers to pit groups against each other and to find convenient scapegoats. . . .
[Anybody else note the irony here?]
HAS A NEW
STORY TO TELL
AND WE WANT
YOU TO BE
A PART OF IT.
AND WE WANT
YOU TO BE
A PAWN IN IT.]
It sounds like such a good idea. We really need to show our colors.
[Bolshevik Red, Guilt-Ridden White, and Blue-State Blue.]
Stick a thumb in Becks eye. F*** Fox!
["ONE NATION seeks to transcend our superficial differences and bring us together. . . ."]
That's an incredibly diverse and impressive range of different groups: the AFL-CIO, CodePink, Shalom Center, Network of Spiritual Progressives, La Raza, GLBT groups. . . .
[Incredibly diverse! Ranging all the way from the Far Left to the So-Far-Left-They'd-Make-Trotsky-Look-Like-a-Bankster Left.]
Could be the nucleus of a new political party right there.
[Could be the nucleus of an insane asylum.]
I will try to go, but have no disposable income. . . .
[The excuses begin. . . .]
What about a carpool?
[I can see the clown car now, 15 DUmmies piling out of a Prius.]
I don't mean to be obtuse, but it's not really clear to me what exactly this movement "does."
["Does"?? We don't need no stinkin' "does"!! The important thing is how it makes us FEEL! We FEEL like we're doing something!]
I think it is a rally for working people. . . .
[It is a rally for working people over with the DUmmie stick.]
we will make it just another rally if it gets personal and angry.
[Bank on it!]
I find it ironic that we, and these organizations, after recently electing a President and Congress who promised to fundamentally change the country, now just two years later, we are now marching on Washington to demand, what, change. The RW will have a field day with this!
[DUmmie Gecko6400, One Kewpie Doll is marching your way!]
The Right Wing can kiss my ass with hot sauce. . . .
[benburch checks in. . . .]
Of course there will be agents provocateurs there. . . .
[The Rove is EVERYWHERE!]
Shaping up to be a fantastic event!
[I'll bring the doobies! It'll be another Woodstock!]
I think I'll try to get there.
[Maybe. If I'm free that day. Also, I'm not sure what the weather will be like. It could rain, you know, and my hair gets so frizzy in all that humidity. . . .]
Check around to see if some union or other org. is lining up buses or even a plane. . . .
a bus can be tiresome, but still there IS lot camaraderie!
["99 bottles of chai on the wall, 99 bottles of chai. . . ."]
Institute of Caribbean Studies
[Institute of Caribbean Studies will be there? Put PJ down!]
Union of the Unemployed
[What, are they demanding better non-working conditions?]
if all progressive organizations unite behind this and really go out and promote it. . . .
[It will still accomplish NOTHING! Except provide work for a few dozen bus drivers.]
DU should be a sponser. . . .
Communications Workers President Says: "Get on the bus to Washington!"
[President Obama says: "Get UNDER the bus! We've got an election coming up!"]
I wish I can go :(
[Wish harder! Wish harder! Close your eyes and THINK really hard!]
I'll be there... with bells on
[Taking nipple-piercing to the next level.]
Believe it or not, I'll be arriving in Vietnam with my lady friend on October First.
[No excuse, John Kerry! You and Hanoi Jane better hightail your buns BACK to DC or you are OUT, FINISHED, KAPUT!]
What Bands Are Playing?
[Culture Club or I'm not coming!]
Remember everyone: Spell your signs correctly!
[Spell 'em right or you'll look like a looser!]
I can seldom leave the house.
[They only let us out of the group home on Tuesdays.]
Let's hope this won't just be a big pep rally. . . .
[It won't. It's looking more and more like a small pep rally.]
We need this demo of our power to frighten and tighten up the beltway bunch.
[Oh, you'll frighten them, alright! All those Democrats in tight races just one month later. . . . They'll be running away from you as fast as they can!]
FINALLY!! SOMETHING Might Happen!
[The Day When EVERYTHING, FINALLY, Changed! Bank on it!]
I'm going to do my VERY BEST to get there! I have old coins, and some other items that I got when my mother-in-law passed away!
[She was getting older ANYWAY, and I really NEEDED those coins. . . .]
this makes me HAPPY! Hope it isn't a bust!!
[Prepare to get UNhappy!]
Provide immediate relief for those who are currently unemployed
* Extend jobless benefits, COBRA, mortgage assistance, and other initiatives for those currently out of work.
* Target help for populations and communities in the greatest need
Provide immediate action to stimulate job growth and consumer demand
* Provide aid to states and cities – including direct job creation at local levels – especially in education, health care, social services and first-responder workforces
* Increase the ability of small businesses to obtain loans
* Fund infrastructure investment that spurs economic growth and clean energy enterprises
Provide a fair chance for everyone to succeed and advance in the workplace
* Everyone who works in America should have the right to join with their co-workers to have a voice on the job
* Pay all workers wages that allow them to support their families
* Increase and index the minimum wage
* Close all pay gaps
* End all forms of workplace discrimination
* Protect, honor, fully apply, and expand equal opportunity and diverse business inclusion practices
* Make every job a good and safe job
* Provide paid sick days and paid family leave for all workers
[Done! Voilà! Just show up on October 2, and it will HAPPEN!]
Don't forget cameras, digicams, sunscreen, etc. . . . Can't decide whether to wear my MIB outfit...or my Wavy Gravy duds....
[If it's any help, Pitt will be wearing his Midnight Cowboy look, and he'll bring stuff for fire ants.]
Come on DU, Skinner, Elad, EarlG. Sponsor up. Let's lend our support.
[Next up: A march on DUmmieland!]