Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Primal Scream DUmmies Rage Over Obama Poll Plunge

Now the FUn really begins. The inevitable plunge in the polls by Barack Obama is causing the DUmmies to implode in a big way as you can see in this THREAD with the enraged title of "You know who you are. You are LYING to US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dirty, corrupt SOBs!." That title alone is worth a bundle of laughs. Apparently DUmmie wowimthere just can't accept the poll results showing Obama's steep decline so he lashes out at the pollsters. His rage is matched by that of his fellow DUmmies which is what makes this thread so comedically entertaining. So let us now enjoy the enjoy the Primal Scream DUmmies shouting out their rage against pollsters in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if DUmmie wowimthere is really the infamous troglaman in disguise, is in the [barackets]:

You know who you are. You are LYING to US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You dirty, corrupt SOBs!

[Blasted DUmmie wowimthere from his rubber room bunker.]

How can Obama raise 66 million dollars in August, gain another 500,000 donors and have over 80 thousand people show up at his Denver speech and be tied with a corrupt politician who can't even get 5000 people to hear him speak, who can't raise money on his own and has to lie about the crowd sizes to create perception that he's doing well enough to be considered a presidential hopeful?

[So what address can I send you your Guy Fawkes costume?]

80 percent of this country believes that this country is going in the wrong direction and I'm supposed to believe that McCain who votes with Bush 90 percent of the times is tied with Obama?

[Actually AHEAD of Obama. Does that make you feel better?]


[COME ON! Time for your lithium shot.]

All indications are that Dems will gain more seats in the House and the Senate giving the Dems an overwhelming majority to push their agenda but Obama who is a popular Democrat who can get disaffected Republicans and Independents to vote for the Democratic ticket may not get to the white house because he's tied with a Republican who was responsible for enabling Bush?

[All indications are that the DUmmies are in the middle of a meltdown.]


[COME ON! Time for your electroshock therapy.]

The Democrats have registered 11,000,000 more Democrats than the Republicans and I'm supposed to believe that Obama and McCain are tied?

[Tied among voters who do not reside in cemeteries.]


[COME ON! Time to bite down on that leather strap.]

McCain picks a woman to be his running mate (for political reasons) who has absolutely no foreign policy experience (a credential he ripped Obama for), who is as corrupt as he is and is just a heartbeat away from the presidency and he and Obama are tied?

[Not tied. Ahead.]


[COME ON! Start swinging your butterfly net.]

All together!

Chuck Todd is LYING!
Wallstreet Journal is LYING!
USA Today is LYING!

[Did anybody ever tell you that you're cute when rabidly raging uncontrollably?]

And the polls...?


[But not Jason Leopold. You can always believe him.]

THERE IS NO TIE! This is a fabrication. This is an illusion. This is a fairytale.

[Are those restraining straps comfy?]

The Media and the Polls they road in on are FULL of SHIT! They want you to believe the illogical. It's a LIE. How can they get away with THIS LIE?

[Not to worry. The exit polls will be as accurate as they were in 2004.]

Obama and McCain are NOT TIED! Good commonsense defies the logic of the polls. The media who sponsors these polls is holding these polls up as a way of pushing their own agenda. People should do one thing consistently. Write or call the media outlets to tell them that you aren't gullible, that you know that they are trying to sway opinion and possibly the election.

[Yes! Yes! Open your window in Ward 8 and Primal Scream your anger at the world. And now on to the other Primal Scream DUmmies...]

Honestly, it looks to me as though the MSM is looking to the Good Witch Sarah to blink away that nasty black man.

[MSM? Like Jack Cafferty and Campbell Brown? And what parallel universe are you posting from?]


[Your Diebold machines are already set on "R."]

exactly . . . . they're just softening us up to accept the big blow

[Would it help if we anesthetized you first?]

The Republicans know exactly what they're doing....If they can keep the polls looking close, when they go to rig the election, it'll not be so obvious.

[All is going according to the Perfect Rovian Plan.]


Do we actually think the corporate media controlled by the corporate overlords would rig the poles so that when they steal an insane percentage of votes on election day, no one will be surprised? No...really? NO F*CKING SHIT!

WE ARE COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY DOOMED...unless for some bizarre reason, they completely screw up and can't steal enough votes...we can always HOPE.

[Don't you listen? I told you the Diebold machines are already set to "R."]

We can also take to the streets.

[Drop your pizzas and hit the streets.]

Christ on a harley,

The Ukrainians staged a country wide shut down; the orange revolution.

[Those pizza stains on your T-shirts could pass for orange.]

We need to be prepared to do the same or we need to be prepared to live with the result. So when the repubs try to swarm an election recount we need to out swarm them and push their asses somewhere else. When they try to rig the supreme court we need to plug the streets so nothing gets done around the court and the judges can't leave. When the cops and national guard are pulled in we have to convince them to support their neighbors rather than their overlords. Or we need to make sure that they spend months getting us moved. Everyone should buy a set of handcuffs and throw away the keys and then fill the keyhole with epoxy so they can't be opened and then chain themselves together.

[You'll move the moment you get the munchies for a pizza which means 10 minutes.]

We must resist.

[Why wait? Why don't you see if you can get a chain of DUmmies to form halfway across Pennsyvania Ave.. You couldn't do it before but this time you might be in luck.]

My Fondest, Dearest Hope should this happen, is that the hate radio stations and staff are singled out for immediate retaliation.

[Send in the DUmmie Chekha squads to liquidate Rush, Sean, and Laura.]

We march on Washington and live there until we get a fair re-count or re-vote. Whatever it takes.

[But where do you go when you have to do doo-doo? There will be no convenient portapotties set up for you.]

They'll steal it if we let them, but I don't plan to let them - do you? Making defeatist predictions despite what the author said doesn't help at all, and only shows how messed up in the head some progressives are; the repugs did great at getting inside some people's heads and living rent-free, but they didn't get inside mine, and apparently not the author's. Speak for yourself - you're preparing to roll over and play dead and let them win, but the majority of us are not. The majority of us are mad as hell and we're not taking this anymore.

[I won't let those evil Republicans get inside my head. I WON'T! I WON'T! I WON'T LET THEM DRIVE ME INSANE WITH ANGER!!!]

CNN shows a map of the U.S.A. today - the states divided into red and blue. Funny thing - it appeared only 7 of the states were colored in blue. They want us to believe ONLY SEVEN STATES OUT OF FIFTY ARE BLUE! The rest they show as either red, "maybe" red or blue, or "could go either way". After 8 years of Americans watching our country and our lives being destroyed under the bu$h regime? Does ANYONE believe this? I think not. They have gone too far, and are too obvious this time. They CANNOT get away with it.

[Seven states in blue? So that means the other fifty are red.]

I noticed that MSNBC has added a new color to their maps. It looks green. It was never there before but now they have included it. And surprise, surprise, surprise, Obama has suddenly lost electoral votes from states that use to lean to him. Interesting how they had to add a new color to make it look like Obama was falling behind. Corporate media covering for the coming theft of the election.

[Would it make you feel better if they added magenta to their electoral map color scheme?]


[Barack Obama is only $10 away from turning Wyoming blue.]

Kerry signs were 50:1 over Bush here is S.E. Ohio in 2004. It was unreal. I was positive Kerry would win Ohio. Remember, S.E. Ohio is traditionally foolish in their presidential selection. But they cheated. And they will cheat again. Because they are not patriots as they would have us believe. They are scoundrels of the worst kind.

[Better send Obama into Ohio to "get me a huntin' license."]

They have to keep the polls close. Otherwise, when they steal the election it will be to obvious. It's kind of like the big dustup after the last election where they were saying the exit polls were all wrong. The exit polls were right, but the vote counts weren't. There are lots of die-hard rethugs out there, religious zealots & greedy rich folks. Add those that don't pay attention & the racists & it might be tighter than it should be in reality, but I still believe, like you, that Obama is winning. MY state should turn blue, but my state has some serious election fraud issues. What can we do?

[Send in a team of ACORN lawyers. They have a lot of experience with election fraud.]

You're right about the exit polls. I knew when they said the exit polls were off that the election had been stolen. Create perception that this is a close election so that this election is ripe for stealing. If most people know this and articulate it to the media then when you don't have to trust the media then you go to other alternative forms of news and what happens to traditional media? They lose.

[But Karl Rove wins.]

The media are playing us all for suckers, and Gallup, and Rasmussen are the pawns. These polls are complete bullshit, and anyone with half a brain can figure that out. The media is using manufactured "polls" to generate ratings. It's disgusting that none of them are concerned with the truth. This country is so deep in corruption, media sensationalism, and fascism that it's on the verge of imploding.

[Talking about imploding...]

Something is happening that we need to start really paying attention to. Karma has it out for us kids. I witnessed it first hand yesterday when a F*CKING HURRICANE hit central Ohio. 1,497,610 people are without electricity right now as a result of yesterdays sustained equivalent of a F1 tornado. The next time some f*cker tells you that global warming is a myth, punch the shit out of them. No intelligent person believes that. Yet, a vapid moron parading around as a vice presidential candidate would have you believe it. Jesus rode on the back of a dinosaur. Women should be forced to have a baby resulting from a rape. Half the country believes this phony, and the dumb ass grandpa, Reagan wannabe. If that is true, I have completely lost faith in this nation. Perhaps God should wash us off of the map for good.

[Your eyes have that special twinkle when you are in the middle of a Primal Scream.]

Keep frightening the TV channels sponsors and advertisers so the channels will back down

[And not report poll results?]

what gets my blood boiling is when you see McCain/Palin telling lie after lie and miraculously... their poll numbers go up? WTF! That isn't believable given the last 8 years when we've lied. I know people are paying attention. I hear it from everyone. I don't know but one person who may consider McCain. Everyone else, Dem, GOP, Independent is voting for Obama.

[Is that you, Pauline Kael?]

Im sorry...I do believe McCain/Palin will win this election...I've seen the nation dumbed down with propaganda, junk news, and other assorted toys to keep us entertained to where I have no faith in its people anymore.

[Give up the audacity of hope now!]

Let's not forget the huge number of vituperative, small minded bigots who want to gloat over the libruls' despair.

[Hee! Hee!]

The polling lies are a prerequisite for stealing the 2008 election. Face it people. The polls HAVE to be [kept] close so they can steal enough votes to steal the third election in a row. 2000 in Florida, 2006 in Ohio and 2008 in one of the purple states. I'm no pollster but it's not hard to see that simply changing the sampling size and make-up can change the poll results. Dam computers have all made it possible. Close polls, caging practices and talking heads planting seeds of doubt on expected turn outs should be consider the trifecta of stolen elections. The question is will Obama fold like Kerry did in 2004. If he does we're done as a democracy. Remember It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes.

[Is that Karl Rove inside your Diebold machine?]

I live in California. Is there ANYTHING I can do, we can do, to STOP them from stealing the race? Please tell me. And I'll do it. Whatever it is. Just sitting here makes me feel completely useless. I know California is more liberal, I'm not worried about California. I'm worried about Ohio, New York, etc. What can I do??????

[California? No need for you to worry about California. Hee! Hee!]


Anonymous Corona said...

"But where do you go when you have to do doo-doo?"

Common denominator. Always a good fall-back.
And hey, Troglaman got mentioned!

I wonder how far they've reached with their minds. Reaching things like, you know, the door handle of their basement door. Using their hands is so common and vulgar. They must do it with their brains. Their +12% shrunken vegan brains.

".........must.........reach................handle..............! Ooooo, pizza!"

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

The very best polling I have seen in my lifetime is... half-assed, and slightly better than a guess.

The potential for error is huge due to the number of variables and the nature of human beings... and DUmmies.

I would no more accept a pollsters estimation of victory and stay home, than I would rely on the tooth fairy to pay my income tax.

The votes will tell the story. They will be counted, and, I believe the victory will not be a close-hauled as the polls indicate.

Will it be enough to stop these licksphincters from claiming 'theft'? I doubt it.

They'll probably lynch the tooth fairy, too.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As of Sep 14 Rasmussen has Pennsylvania tied D-47% R-47%

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

Just a few days ago the DUmmies were stating that the McCain poll bounce was "just the reds getting redder with the addition of a fundy to the ticket" and that there was "absolutely zero to worry about." Now they're saying that the polls are rigged? Poor DUmmies, you can't have it both ways.

10:29 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

At the risk of sounding like a pansy Lib...I sort of feel sorry for them. They had everything going for them just a couple of months ago.

This is a sudden and wrenching catastrophe for them. And since it is their identities, their lives, and their religion...it leaves them in despair, with nothing...and no-one to "cling" to.

Remember the adoration, then the disillusionment and rejection...of Kerry, then Clinton, then Edwards...and soon....Obama?

They will soon again be bereft of all hope for Utopia.

OK...I don't really feel sorry for them. But, honestly, I did try!

11:05 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"The Democrats have registered 11,000,000 more Democrats than the Republicans and I'm supposed to believe that Obama and McCain are tied?"

Yes, well, Republicans haven't been all that successful in registering DEMOCRATS, so you win that one, genius.

Also, I expect we may see some drift from people trying to disassociate from The One now that his own camp has admitted to an overt act of treason (subverting our nation's foreign policy in Iraq)... IF McCain pursues it.

And Gunslinger, I respectfully disagree about feeling sorry for them (I know you wrote that sort of tongue in cheek ;), but maybe this beatdown will slap some of them into reality.

One can HOPE some of them will CHANGE.

11:51 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

I will bet the "Undecideds" and "Uncommitteds" break for McCain/Palin at least 2-to-1 over Obama/Biden, given gaffe equality from this point forward and other things being equal.

Reason? Basically the press, publicity organs, and so-called "Opinion makers" like Hollyweird have been so far in the tank for the Obamessiah that anyone who might vote for him would gladly proclaim it to jump on the bandwagon, if asked. People love to be on the winning side, or the side that sounds like it's winning, anyway.

Conversely, everyone who thinks The Opossum would be a trainwreck (regardless of why) would try to evade a possible confrontation with a questioner perceived as already a partisan, and such an interview subject would dodge the flak by selecting the nonanswer, rather than speaking up for the partisan's enemy.

Just my instinct on it, but I think the press partisanship will seriously corrupt the value of the polls, and this will be one of the primary mechanisms of that failure.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

The DU's problem is that it doesn't allow any meaningful dissent. So what you get is a gang of lock-step, cellar dwelling, dolts reinforcing each other's fears, prejudices, phobias and paranoia. So, if the polls show an Obama/McCain toss-up, then the polls are all, ALL, part of the corporate media conspiracy.

That's why in DUmmieland, Democrats never lose elections, they are stolen by the Repukes. Since everyone a DUmmie talks to is a Democrat, they can't imagine that anyone (other than ignorant, red state, trailer trash fundies) would vote for McCain.

The irony is that just short while ago, these same DUmmies were celebrating the same polls showing a huge Obama lead.

3:12 PM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... I would rely on the tooth fairy to pay my income tax ..."

WHAT??? You mean the tooth fairy doesn't pay taxes? Goddammit, get that sunzabitch's SSN!

(Here's the real story about who pays taxes and what the "wealth gap" is about: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB122143692536934297.html )

4:20 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Thanks John! I don't think I've been quoted before! (Well, one misanthrope like 'licksphincter' but that shouldn't count).

The left is going to remain in serious trouble, and I don't think they've figure out that the blogosphere is the culprit!

Educated, intelligent people are dissecting EVERY statement, every lie, every slander and all the horsepoop, and all before the horse's tail tail drops.

I already know that: in a Biden intro, the ratbag with the mic called Palin a 'bucket of fluff'.


Mistake. Gaffe. Error. Fail. Epic fuckup.

This will 'make the rounds' and eventually be thrown back. I love the internet for the equalizing effect it's having on the campaign, and the freedom it's giving us non-liberals to share information.

We ARE going to win this election, and when the ever-whiny dems clamor for 'equality and participation' in the process they have so abused, that our new Republican House and Senate...

...Tells them to 'Piss the Hell off!'

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"[All is going according to the Perfect Rovian Plan.]"

In case any of you were wondering, Hurricane Ike looked a lot more like the product of one of Rove's weather machines than Bush's. I'm sorry if this topic is old to some of you but my power just got turned back on and this is my first time on a computer since last Thursday the 11th. On a similar note, I saw a flight of the "Fightin' 597th Levy Busters" fly over the other day as I was putting tarps over the holes blown in my roof. That was strange since there are no levys in the Galveston or Houston areas. I, myself live a good 24 feet above sea level. I suppose they could have tried to target the Galveston sea wall but that'd just be a guess. I figure they thought Spike Lee was watching them and nothing can stop an ariel assault faster than Spike Lee's disturbing visage.

Anyway, sorry for the irrelevant tangent. I just had to get that out of my system.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I witnessed it first hand yesterday when a F*CKING HURRICANE hit central Ohio."

No,no, my little DUmmie. What you got was a tropical storm. The hurricane was down here where I live. It must have been an astronomical hurricane that blew up Uranus.

"The next time some f*cker tells you that global warming is a myth, punch the shit out of them."

It's a myth my little DUmmie. I live in Texas, bring it on.

Here comes the best part......
"What can we do?" " What can I do??????"
" We can also take to the streets."
"We must resist."
" Whatever it takes."

Squawk!! The sky is falling!! Squawk!!

Truly pathetic.


5:41 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

I suspect that Obama will benefit from the current Wall Street turmoil. If he does well in the next few weeks, look for the DUmmies to celebrate and instantly forget everything bad they said about polls, pollsters, and "corporate media" manipulation.

5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, anon at 5:27...
I was lucky. No damage other than blown down branches. Others in the neighborhood weren't so lucky.
Still no power. Maybe in a week or two. I presume you're in the same boat. Keep yer feet dry, bud.


5:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe if the DUmmies can keep spouting their hatred and vitriol, expressing their utter disdain for most of the country, maybe eventually they will dig a hole so deep they will come out on the other side.

Or they can lose yet another election, whine and cry like babies, swear they are moving to France, again, and do absolutely nothing except whine about conspiracy theories, again. Repeat every 4 years.


5:47 PM  
Anonymous emperor zero said...

My ..uh.. plan is working perfectly. My ..uh.. government now owns ..uh.. over half of the homes in the Empire of Arugula and ..uh.. will soon own Goldman and Bank of America. You just watch!

My ..uh.. buddy George (the man who almost broke the Bank of England) will make at least ..uh.. $25B on this deal. That’s ..uh.. almost 4 times what he made on the Bank of England ..uh.. scam ..er.. deal!

You ..uh.. serfs will be begging me for everything soon. I will ..uh.. steal from the rich and ..uh.. give enough to the poor to make everybody equally poor.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

"At the risk of sounding like a pansy Lib...I sort of feel sorry for them. They had everything going for them just a couple of months ago.

This is a sudden and wrenching catastrophe for them. And since it is their identities, their lives, and their religion...it leaves them in despair, with nothing...and no-one to "cling" to."
Good point. As I mentioned a couple days ago, I think a big part of the reason why the DUmmies hate Palin so much is because they're bitter and resentful over her stealing Obama's thunder on the day of his DNC speech. That event (In the eyes of the DUmmies, anyway) should have been Obama's coronation, but instead it was largely ignored by the announcement of Palin as McCain's VP pick.
That fact coupled with the fact that now McCain stands a good chance of beating Obama, drove the DUmmies even more insane than they normally are.
Anon 5:47, that's not correct. Lib kooks generally threaten to move to Canada, not France.

7:59 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...


Lib kooks usually threaten to emmigrate to Canada, Australia or New Zealand---countries where most people speak English, there are generous welfare benefits and not too many brown-skinned people.

What they don't realize is that these countries aren't looking for cellar dwelling slackers with an unlimited sense of entitlement.

10:07 PM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

Wow. The same media whose exit polls were so reliable that they tipped Karl Rove's hand in stealing elections, are now slavishly serving their corporate masters by polling Obama lower than/tied with McCain.

Am I the only one who gets the impression the libs adjust their own reality to suit what they're feeeeeeeeeeeling at any given moment?

12:39 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Also, I expect we may see some drift from people trying to disassociate from The One now that his own camp has admitted to an overt act of treason (subverting our nation's foreign policy in Iraq)." my beloved son

Act of treason. So scary. I disown you.

2:05 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"I disown you."


1:04 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

The horror..........the horror........

8:22 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Yes. I'm sorry, son. But I must now disown you before God, His Most Holy Son (the irony), and...um...your mother. She's very unhappy. You'll soon receive the lock of hair she's kept close to her bosom for all these years and the wooden box containing a small, dried-up potato chip she's kept at her bedside table since your circumcision. At least I think it's a potato chip. I didn't taste it or anything.

We've had our differences but I only wish you the best.

2:15 AM  

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