Friday, September 05, 2008

"Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?"

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:


Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonomety.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse.
Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]

26 Comments:

Anonymous Jack said...

Damn these monkeys are weird. I am so thankful I don't have to live my life stuck in a liberal monkeys head.

9:57 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Many a laugh have these goobers provided me, many a good LONG laugh!

This one just leaves me agog. Maybe even TWO gogs.

To see the depths to which these pathetic licksphincters have delved in order to come up with some sort of conspiracy to smear Palin with is phenomenal, and it's only been, what? A week?

She must really be scaring these suppurating pustules if they're scraping the bottom of the barrel this hard, and this early!

Go on Sarah! Announce that you're really Karl Rove's Love Child!

That'll fix 'em!

10:15 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

I had some friends in college who, based mainly on the "Illuminatus! trilogy, constructed an elaborate explanation demonstrating that a certain beloved rodentoid cartoon character whose first name was Mickee (or something like that) was the Beast of Revelations.

This puts their work completely in the shade.

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Oh Great!
Now I have the mental image of a group of baboons in a circle jerk.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Spewed on that one!

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Man oh man. It never ends, does it. These people supposedly believe that Utopia can be reached or created. What on Earth would they do in a perfect world? It's pretty obvious they're smack in the middle of what 'gives them meaning' right now.

Sorta like the IRA. Now that Ireland's quieted down with less internal terrorism, what do the ex-bombers do for kicks?

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"the gloves are off on this one"-DUmmie1

"all gloves are off in this one."-DUmmie2

Well, one things for sure. The glov... Ah never mind. That's too easy.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can we have more articles about how depressed they are by Palin's awesome and funny speech?

1:21 PM  
Anonymous Hwy93 said...

Is there a Biden embarassment countdown clock?

2:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yet never an attack against Bob Byrd, who admits his Klan background. Only Democrats can rise above their pasts and become one with the universe.

I also find it nuts that she would have anything to do with White Supremacy, but then marry a person with Eskimo blood. Why...she's such a traitor that she's even a traitor to her imaginary connections!

2:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This thread should be studied by Psychology grad students in universities the world over.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

The DUmmies have taken a cordless bungee jump into the abyss of paranoia. They are afraid, very afraid. Look for an all time low in vicious personal attacks against Sarah Palin in the coming weeks.

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I've seen raving street people talking to invisible aliens on the boulevard make more sense than these soft heads.

If I didn't know better, I'd swear PJ was making this shit up.

3:36 PM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

I WORSHIP OPRAH!!!!1111

ABOUT TIME SOMEONE ACTUALLY FOUGHT MCPOW AND MCCUNT INSTEAD OF KISSING THEIR FACIST, RASCIST NAZI ASSES!!!!1111

6:43 PM  
Anonymous kayinmaine said...

Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

EVERYONE I know knows that shes a mole for skinheads and the Illuminattie! We WILL send her to The Hague along with Bush, Chainey, Aunt Thomasina Rice and all of Blackwater!!!!111

6:52 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Kay,

EVERYONE I know knows you are a mole for shitheads and DUmmies! We WILL send you to the nearest nut house along with Jughead, Plugs, Botoxic Pelosi and Keith Olbermann!!!!111

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Kay, Kay, Kay...............you're a woman now.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now kayinmaine has GOT to be a ruse. I call BS on kayinmaine. I don't care if she's got a website-o-buffoonery, I think it's just an Onion-esque humor page.

Hmm, two hyphenated words in one sentence, how 'bout that?

Anyway I think her(?) verbal spewage is just too mental to be real. How about it PJ? Is she some freakshow construct of yours?

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

I heard Palin double dipped a potato chip once at party...Anyone else have info on "Chipgate"??

You should see the boards in DUmmie land all sorts of theories thrown around trying to "get" Palin with some kind of scandal. LOL!! They had one thread about "TexasHoldEm gate"...I don't know what the hell that's supposed to be about,but neither did the DUmmie poster. He was asking hopefully if somebody did...LOL!! This is precious!! The fear is so thick you can smell the shit in their pants. Nov 5th is going to be like Xmas here if the Obamessiah loses...LOL!! Just think of the comedy that will bring.

8:42 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

I think the Kayinmaine who has a blog is serious, but that many of the posts here that are apparently from her are in fact from other people parodying her blatant hate- mongering and brainless paranoia.

"She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish."
This, coming from a member of the DUmp? That's what's known as the pot calling the kettle black.
They are definitely growing desperate. Their hatred of Palin appears to be even greater than their hatred of McCain, perhaps even their hatred of Bush!
They are so scared of Palin, because they know her entrance into the campaign poses a threat to their illustrious Obamessiah. So, out of fear, they spew out any hate- mongering, and any wild conspiracy theory they can think of which they think can be used to smear Palin.

9:17 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Anon, 8:21PM

I think kayinmaine doesn't actually exist. That blog is too goofy to be anything but Karl Rove flypaper attracting leftist insects.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow -- this has to be one of the funniest yet. "She lied, Moose died" is just great.

I'm a professor at the University of Idaho, and a lot of us are pretty proud to be associated with Sarah. And while I'll guarantee you there are 100 aging socialist hippies around here to every skinhead, most of us are just normal people.

Never thought I'd see Boville or Clarkia Idaho mentioned on DU!

11:09 PM  
Blogger rowsdower said...

"This thread should be studied by Psychology grad students in universities the world over."

Unfortunately, many of those people are probably posters at the DUmp.

8:38 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians)"

OMG, you find Nordic people in Nordic countries! That's PROOF!!! Proof that the DUmmies all have PMS.

10:33 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket." PJ

Do. They. Really?

This is utter horse shit. PJ's getting out in front of Troopergate, an ongoing investigation so he can call bullshit later when she's indicted. Who's said she should be removed from the ticket? Who?

Palin's a liability.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

but... but... but... you just said she's an ally, t-man! WTF?? Are you bi-polar also?

4:10 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"but... but... but... you just said she's an ally, t-man! WTF?? Are you bi-polar also?" anon

Thank you for noticing. She is seen as an ally to northwest fisherman. But, you stupid jackass, that has nothing to do with troopergate except in your little lizard brain. Forget about it.

12:45 AM  

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