Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Beyond the Palin: Let's THANK the KOmmies for their vile attacks!



I have to admit, at first there I was pretty angry. Outraged. Infuriated. Spitting-bullets mad. I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics.

But now I have moved past that stage of rage and taken on an attitude of gratitude. Yes, GRATITUDE! Let's THANK the Looney Left, as exemplified and led by Head KOmmie KOs, for their beyond-the-pale, sexist, hypocritical, personal smears of Governor Palin and her children. THANX, Head KOmmie KOs! You have KOntributed mightily to the success of the McCain-Palin campaign, as we will see now via your
THREAD from Monday, "So much for abstinence-only education."

So let's barbecue some mooseburgers and crack open an ice-cold Palin Ale, as we celebrate the backfiring barrage of the KOmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, Charles Henrickson, ready to hoop and holler for Governor Palin's speech along with the many millions extra watching because of the stupidity of the Lowlife Left, is in the [brackets]:

So much for abstinence-only education

[So much for the New Politics.]

I don't think the evidence is there to claim Trig is Bristol's son. . . .

[THANX, though, Head KOmmie KOs, for letting that rumor take life on your site! That was so ludicrous and outrageous you made an incredible fool of yourself!]

but a second rumor floating around Alaska circles turns out to have been true: The 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin is pregnant. . . .

[WHOO! Run with that, KOs! Alienate the rest of America with your gutter attacks!]

Teens will do what they will do.

[KOmmies will do what they do: Sink to the lowest possible level. You just can't resist the temptation!]

It's obvious Bristol would've been better served with a discussion about safe sex.

[It's obvious KOs would've been better served with a discussion about angry backlash.]

Instead, she's now facing a shotgun wedding to the baby's father.

[Instead, the Lowlife Leftist Media is now facing a boiling-mad reaction from decent Americans. Now let's hear from your little KOmmie lowlifes. . . .]

I don't like how WE are getting blamed for this.

[Hee! Hee! THANX!]

MOST of us were telling people to STOP the rumors.

[Yeah, right.]

And if McCain had vetted his f*cking "choice" this wouldn't be happening.

[You blame McCain for YOUR lowlife personal attacks?? Hey, you're actually succeeding in getting a lot of us conservatives to SUPPORT McCain! Who'da thunk it?]

Maybe we should just send birth control pills and condoms and leave it at that.

[Maybe we should send you flowers and candy for rallying the Republicans!]

The word is she tried to fake a pregancy look a like? Did anyone see this past seasons episode of Desperate Housewives?????? My question is why would her mother out her daughter? There is some real emotional difficulities in this family. A five month old baby with life long learning differences? What is it that is missing in Sara's life that she would need to be VP of the United States?

[Oh, yes, THANK YOU! This is the kind of sexist, hypocritical crap that will push people over to defend her! Desperate Housewives? No, Desperate KOmmies!]

I'm glad you had the good taste not to talk about Directional Drilling, Blow-Outs, Mud Pumping and other such crudities that might come to the mind of us oil field trash. I, on the other hand, have no such common decency.

[No, you don't! And that's what I like about you guys! Your lack of common decency is alienating MILLIONS of Americans and giving the Left a bad name! THANX!]

at the risk of descending further into the abyss. . . .

[Oh, you're already there! Go for it!]

I suspect we will all have the decency to leave the issue alone. . . .

[And there you would be wrong!]

Perfect storm?

[Yes, a Perfect ROVIAN Storm! And you fell for it!]

I frankly don't understand why people are calling this "vetting" unclassy.

[Stay classy, KOmmieland!]

Palin has so much DRAMA going on in her personal life. . . . And now, on top of all that, McCain picks her as the best qualified person to run for Vice-President. Still, the press does not think anything untoward of all this. I am f*cking disgusted.

[AMERICA is disgusted--with your vile slime, promulgated by your accomplices in the press. THANX!]

The baby is NOT hers! At SEVEN months, her co-workers didn't know. She was still jogging, traveling etc. ... She's a LIAR!

[Is that you, Jann Wenner? Don't want to leave you out in our round of thanx! That current Us Weekly cover is BRILLIANT! Will anger and alienate MILLIONS of women!]

Can we please be sure that we don't tar all women who return to work within three days as thoughtless mothers. . . .

[Only attack Republicans.]

WHO's the BIOLOGICAL mother of that infant?

[Oh, my! You are driving up the TV audience for Governor Palin's speech THROUGH THE ROOF! Thank you SO much! THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!!]

I'm beginning to wonder who the biological father is.

[Karl Rove. Get over it.]

Well, that's enough for now, folks. One can only spend so much time in the sewer. Now to DKOmtaminate myself and get ready for Governor Palin's extra-ratings, rip-roarin' speech! THANX again, KOmmies!

25 Comments:

Anonymous Corona said...

What is going on with that dudes' eyeball in the cover pic?!

Man, it won't be long before the regulars at Kos & DU are replaced by their psychiatrists. Can you imagine the mental illness claims and suits being filed toward those boards by their own vermin? It is to laugh.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Thank you frothing Moonbats for holding true to form, and showing what a bunch of intolerant hypocritical misogynists you are. All your vile hatred and piling on attacks against Gov. Palin's family has giving me, and many not thrilled with RINO MCcain something to vote for; instead of someone to vote against. McLame couldn't of rallied the disaffected base any better then you fucktards did. I don't know too many people who are fond of personal attacks on 17 yr old girls, and 4 month old down syndrome babies; except you asswipe lefties. I hope Senator McCain remembers to send you candy and flowers for your help. Who'd a thunk the first women Prez will be a Repug 4 years from now. Even though it was republicans who freed the slaves, and helped LBJ get that Civil Right's legislation through(despite Algore's daddy); no wonder MLK was a Republican. But I forgot the GOP is the party of sexists and racists. Thanks again Moontards, and keep up the comedy you've been providing. We expect you to get funnier starting Nov 5.

Palin/and that wrinkly RINO dude 08'!!!

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Who'd a thunk the first women Prez will be a Repug"-skully

Berke Breathed did. It was in a "Bloom County" daily comic back in the 1980s.

Skully! Language!

8:37 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Beautiful, Skully, you said it all. Thanks, man!

And thank you, God, for sending us out of control emo idiots with whom to do battle, rather than foes with brains.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Palin Derangement Syndrome? PDS has arrived.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I'm talking of course about the vile attacks against Governor Sarah Palin by the Left and their willing accomplices in the Media. Never have I seen such scurrilous, contemptible, despicable gutter tactics." PJ

This is so friggin good. Not going to work anymore, wingnuts. You're hand's played out. We, the subjects of the Glorious Prophetic Oneness of Socialist Orgasms, aren't buying it. You're stuck. And I mean that.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

<< You're hand's played out. We, the subjects of the Glorious Prophetic Oneness of Socialist Orgasms, aren't buying it. You're stuck. And I mean that. >>

Ugh... A Trogglefag post containing the words "hand", "stuck" and "socialist orgasm". I think I'm going to be ill...

2:44 AM  
Anonymous Manbearpig said...

So am I. He needs to keep his fantasies to himself.

No need for me to be anymore of a bitch right now, since the convention was completely awesome, and the libtards just can't stand that. That's enough for me.

3:44 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Yeah. No need to play "bop the troll" anymore. I 've gone from being midly annoyed by, to feeling sorry for Tman and fellow travellers.

The amount of bile and hate they feel inside every day is astounding.

Karma is a bitch.

9:06 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

I can't add much more here but suffice it to say, the more the left attacks Palin the more it will boomerang back at them and THAT is the gift that just keeps on giving! :) -tm

10:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I see troggy banged away on his/her keyboard and came up with another meaningless comment. What's your point troggy?

10:44 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

As I've already said, try posting in the daylight, maybe then you'll make some sense.

Either way, you're the one who's stuck. Stuck with Jughead, the plagerist and their socialist orgasms. Good luck with that.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Trog, I just don't understand what went wrong...your cleverly-crafted and flawlessly executed campaign of insults, weird accusations, sporadic irrationality, wild distortions, and projection seems to have somehow failed to win any converts over to the Cause of the Obamessiah. For the life of me, I just can't see what went wrong with such a brilliant strategy. Tsk, tsk. Go figure.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Piper 2020!

1:39 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

The tman is just jealous because we have Sarah and he's stuck with "plugs" biden. You're stuck, tman. And I mean that.

3:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"What is going on with that dudes' eyeball in the cover pic?!"

That is pretty creepy looking. I'll try to blink more when I'm online and maybe that won't happen to me.

4:55 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The amount of bile and hate they (anger-management liberals) feel inside every day is astounding." a disgusted sham

Thank you for your concern. And you're right, sham.

It's eating us liberals up, my friends. Our vile hatred of everything that's good and wholesome has turned us into despicable, flesh eating zombies. And we will never stop except to enjoy a good meal now and then. We will fight until we have stripped the flesh off every God loving, flag-waving American we can find, including babies.

"Karma's a bitch." sham

Yes it is.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Trog, I just don't understand what went wrong...your cleverly-crafted and flawlessly executed campaign of insults, weird accusations, sporadic irrationality, wild distortions, and projection seems to have somehow failed to win any converts over to the Cause of the Obamessiah." dumbass

Thanks, son. Jeez. What can I say *choke*? Except...you know me as only a product of my loins can know me. And I'm proud. Of you.

The only part you got a little wrong, you stupid dumbass, was that I'm trying to win converts. It's interesting you would think my psychotic contributions to these conversations are motivated by 'trying to win converts'.

You did mention 'projection', didn't you?

12:14 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I see troggy banged away on his/her keyboard and came up with another meaningless comment. What's your point troggy?" anon

Dense. Who's had a problem with teenage sex - the left or the right? Tell me. Who has a problem with unwed mothers? Who has a problem with abortion?

You jerk offs have been railing against this shit for years and now you're all soft and sensitive? If the shoe were on the other foot, holy shit. You'd all be batshit nuts.

Who's daughter was subject to an abstinence only environment and got stung by the evil seed of satan? And still, abstinence and the holy fear of anything sexual rules you dumbshits while babies are being born to your potential Vice President and her teenaged daughter. And you don't have a problem. In fact, it's now an American problem worthy of forgiveness and tolerance. Fuck you. Libs have been carrying this torch for how long? Now it's US that's intolerant?

What's amazing to me is that Palin is still an abstinence only kind of gal. Even though it didn't work with either her or her daughter. Go figure.

Let me ask you Einsteins something: What if the kids don't want to get married. Think that's going to fly?

12:49 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

troglaman said...

Who's had a problem with teenage sex - the left or the right?


In the last week? The left. Totally.

Prior to that, and still currently, the right, sure. We told you why. Because the right wants to protect children from growing up in single-parent families. And not by vacuuming them out of their mother's hoohah.

Tell me. Who has a problem with unwed mothers?

Form to date in this presidential campaign, it's the left. Moot point, because the mother's getting married. That's the difference, ya see - the right owns the results of its mistakes.
The left, on the other hand, kills them.

Who has a problem with abortion?

The right. Who has a problem (apparently) with other people not getting abortions? The left. "Right to choose" my ass. It's only a right worth defending when someone's trying to take away the magic hoohah vacuum.

You jerk offs have been railing against this shit for years and now you're all soft and sensitive?

Railing against getting married if you get knocked up? I don't think so. We invented the shotgun marriage. Give us a little credit.

If the shoe were on the other foot, holy shit. You'd all be batshit nuts.

Nope. Wouldn't care. Al Gore's son got a DUI back whenever, no-one cared. Getting knocked up before you're married < endangering the lives of who-knows-how-many motorists. The right avoids taking advantage of the mistakes of others' families. You lot can't help yourselves. That's why all y'all are so sensitive about this issue, cos it makes you look so baaaad ... But you just can't help trying to use it to stick cheap points on your opponent anyway.

Who's daughter was subject to an abstinence only environment and got stung by the evil seed of satan?

Um .. Mother Palin belongs to a pro-contraception womyn's group. bet your silly lefty blogs and newspapers didn't tell you that part. And who tf cares? Why is it your business?

And still, abstinence and the holy fear of anything sexual rules you dumbshits while babies are being born to your potential Vice President and her teenaged daughter.

Um no. Not holy fear, distaste for sucking out babies' brains with a medical vacuum because someone forgot their pills. Abstinence works pretty much every time you use it, in case you hadn't heard. And who-tf-ever claimed abstinence was a perfect system? No-one I know. Besides, the abstinence/not debate is ridiculous anyway. The whole point is not having education on contraception and abortions at schools. The idea being that children's parents decide when and how much to tell them, not the state.

And you don't have a problem. In fact, it's now an American problem worthy of forgiveness and tolerance. Fuck you. Libs have been carrying this torch for how long? Now it's US that's intolerant?

You've been carrying to so long without being able to unload it on a political opponent's children, how sad for you.

What's amazing to me is that Palin is still an abstinence only kind of gal. Even though it didn't work with either her or her daughter. Go figure.

Whaddya know, her kid exercised free will and made a choice her mother didn't agree with. How horrendous. And how hideous of Palin to stick to her guns anyway. You'd have thought one instance of failure would be enough to abandon an entire system. You know, like the left and socialism.

Let me ask you Einsteins something: What if the kids don't want to get married. Think that's going to fly?

What if, what if. They said they were already planning to get married before any knockings-up occurred.

Why not just admit the real problem here is that someone being pregnant before marriage, that being accepted by the family in spite of their beliefs, the kids having the baby and doing the right thing for the kid by getting married, is such a threat to "liberals" because it challenges all your arguments in favour of abortion and sex education in schools? And your precious state control over what kids learn and do..

It'd be so much easier for everyone.

5:42 AM  
Anonymous lawdible manc said...

Whose daughter was subject to an abstinence only environment and got stung by the evil seed of satan?

T-man, t-man. Even though I spend most of my time here trying to bust you in the chops, you're still pretty much my favorite commenter simply for turns of phrase like that one.

5:47 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Whew, does tman have his thongs in a wad. Something's got him pissed. Could it be Satan (oops, I meant Sarah)? Bwa ha ha ha.

5:58 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Poor self-deceiving Trogsie said: "The only part you got a little wrong, you stupid dumbass, was that I'm trying to win converts."

Da Nile ain't just a river in Egypt, kid. Incidentally, to be old enough to be my father, you'd probably already be dead.


You clearly DO want to persuade us we're wrong, which is conversion to your point of view, is it not? You are just remarkably ineffective, even counterproductive, in your approach to achieving that aim.

You will never succeed in understanding others until you understand yourself, and from the looks of things those "0thers" are in no foreseeable danger of you ever reaching that point. Based on your demonstrated ability to ignore facts and reason in favor of just spewing vitriolic nonsequitirs, though, I don't think identifying your shortcomings as an advocate carries any real risk of you repairing them.

9:00 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Poor self-deceiving Trogsie said: "The only part you got a little wrong, you stupid dumbass, was that I'm trying to win converts." Da Nile ain't just a river in Egypt, kid. Incidentally, to be old enough to be my father, you'd probably already be dead." the ever confounding dumbass

I'm not dead. So I guess I'm either younger than your father or not dead. Wow. Heavy shit.

OK. I submit.

I'M TRYING TO CONVERT YOU. BRAINWASH YOU. BEWITCH YOU INTO BECOMING A LIBERAL BELIEVER IN THE SUPREME ONENESS WHO MAKES GOOD SPEECHES. BELIEVE OR DIE!!!

Happy, dumbass? Think I've converted some of you happily deluded jackasses tonight? Or that I'm trying to? No. A self admitted "dumbass" is enough for me.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Whew, does tman have his thongs in a wad. Something's got him pissed. Could it be Satan (oops, I meant Sarah)? Bwa ha ha ha" suzie

suzie, goddammit! I'm here in my momma's basement! I don't need your shit right now because she, my mom, is really pissed off and thinks I need more breast feeding for Christ's sake! How would you feel?

If you think me or anyone I know equates Palin with Satan, you're a moron. Satan's normally your guy's gig.

1:18 AM  

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