The Devil Scares Pravda: Palin Madness Syndrome goes global!
The Devil Scares Pravda. And Sarah Palin is the devil in disguise. Well, that's what a columnist for Pravda thinks. And you might expect that from the Russian propaganda rag. But guess who agrees with Pravda? That's right, the DUmmies! Get a load of this THREAD: Pravda Columnist on Palin - "Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?"
The fact that Gov. Palin wisely would not rule out any options when asked about potential Russian aggression--that resolve has the Russians poutin' and the DUmmies hiding under their desks and building bomb shelters. They want to do a "Goldwater the Mad Bomber" number on the McCain-Palin ticket. So let's first see the Pravda columnist--an Englishman, Timothy Bancroft-Hinchey, writing for the Russians!--go apoplectic with PMS (Palin Madness Syndrome) and then watch the DUmmies pile on, all in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who thought the Fey-Poehler/Palin-Clinton skit was LOL FUnnie, is in the [brackets]:
Palin – the Devil in disguise
[The updo hides the horns.]
The candidate for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America . . . threatened to open the gates of Hell by attacking Russia. . . .
[Of course she did nothing of the sort. She simply would not limit our options in the event of HYPOTHETICAL Russian aggression against a HYPOTHETICAL NATO ally. But don't let the facts get in your way.]
One question for this self-opinionated upstart: Do you know what a nuclear holocaust is?
[One question for Timothy Backside-Hickey: Are you an Englishman or a Russkie?]
Sarah Palin, Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska, the joke of American politics, plied with a couple of vodkas before letting rip in front of incredulous audiences while McCain coos in the background, cuts a ridiculous figure as she strives to be taken seriously.
[You're just mad because it wasn't RUSSIAN vodka.]
So Sarah Palin, Mrs. Hockey Mom housewife-cum-small-town gossip merchant and cheap little guttersnipe, suppose you shut up and allowed real politicians and diplomats to do their work?
[Mrs. Hockey Mom takes on the Russkies! "USA! USA! USA!"]
you pith-headed little bimbo from the back of beyond. . .
["PMS! PMS! PMS!"]
So next time suppose you keep your mouth shut and while you’re at it, make sure the members of your family keep their legs shut too. Your country has enough failed mothers as it is.
[Palin Madness Syndrome goes global! Now the DUmmies pile on. . . .]
Wow - they really do not like her. . . .
She's not worried about that. Jesus will rapture her up with all her family, so she will avoid the consequences of her decisions. However, she will reverse global warming with nuclear winter!
[See, there's an upside to all this!]
[As long as it isn't Baked Alaska.]
"Mrs. Nobody know-it-all shreiking cow from Alaska." This is the type of language that the lunatic fringe uses routinely and it sticks... Time for the left to stop shying away from it on the few little outlets that they are on!
[Thanx for admitting that you're the lunatic fringe!]
As someone who grew up in the 50's and 60's, knows how to outfit a fallout shelter, I offer this suggestion. How about an ad or two, or even a few well placed letters to the editor pointing out the destruction of mankind if this blathering idiot ascends to power. Honestly, I haven't been as worried myself about this since I was a young girl.
[You need to learn to stop worrying and love the bomb. Head for the nearest mineshaft!]
edited for spelling, even thought there are no big words
["Though" is kinda big, so I see how it could trip you up.]
The daisy ad. The thing is, I think Palin is actually MUCH more likely to pull the trigger than Goldwater ever was.
[Please don't nuke the daisies.]
If as one Republican said, McCain will make Cheyney look like Gandhi, where does that put Palin?
[Looking like Goldwater in a skirt?]
C'mon ppl - REC this! Other DUers will LOVE this! Kick it to the moon!
[Yeah, it's PRAVDA, people! It'll make everybody nostalgic for the good ol' U.S.S.R.!]
K & R.
Amazing - no trolls to voice their "concerns" over the fact that it is "Pravda". . . .
[The DUmmies Spare Pravda.]
I don't think they like Mooseilini. . . .
[But at least she makes the snowmachines run on time.]
"Guttersnipe" - reminds me of "My Fair Lady." . . . "I'll make a queen of that barbarous wretch!"
["The radioactivity in a nu-cle-ar holocaust stays mainly in the Palin."
"By George W, I think she's got it!"]
Russia bragging on about their nuclear missiles just plays right into the hands of frothing RWers.
See you at the debate, Mooseburgers.
[If you stay on the ticket till October 2nd, Beltway Joe!]
Uh, oh. Looks like Pravda didn't get the memo about treating her with 'deference'.
[Barry will have to throw Pravda under the bus. "That's not the Pravda I used to know."]
Pravda is the ultimate source of pure crap...but this *is* f*cking funny.
[It's still pure crap, though.]