Sunday, September 07, 2008

DUmmies suggest Obama go north to Alaska!

The DUmmies are in panic mode. "Obama & Biden's Gaffe-In" is tanking in the ratings, while "Maverick" and "Wonder Woman" are climbing. So here's an audience-grabber: Get Barry a little "Northern Exposure." Go north, young messiah, north to Alaska! That's the suggestion offered in this THREAD, "How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...." So let's tune into this episode of "Desperate WhiteHousedrives," in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying "Terminator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles," is in the [Barackets]:

How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama....

[Is that you, Jesse Jackson?]

Barack should hold a town hall meeting . . . in Wasilla, Alaska.

[The Thrilla in Wasilla!]

And don't screen the questions.

["Um, uh, uh, to answer that question with, uh, specificity, is, uh, above my pay grade."]

THAT would be political theater.

[GREAT idea! Although I think it's already been suggested by one of Obama's advisers--you know, the new guy, kinda pudgy, balding, glasses . . . oh, what's his name again? That's right! Grove. Kurt Grove.]

I say he rides in on a snowmobile . . .

[snowmachine . . .]

with a moose he just shot. . . .

[Obama's good at shooting the bull.]

Would generate at least 3 news cycles of buzz. . . .

[Would generate at least 3 flocks of buzzards, circling his political carcass.]

What would McCain do in response?

[His impression of Montgomery Burns saying, "Excellent!"]

he'd be fine with the residents of Wasilla.

[They're used to field-dressing opossum.]

Even while Obama was overseas, the press was already saying he didn't get a bump from his trip.

[Hey, he picked up HUGE support in Berlin!]

If Obama was in Wasilla, if I was McCain, I would create an outlandishly lying bullsh*t ad with Palin that took something totally out of context, like say his "Clinging to religion and guns" statement. I'd put her in the ad saying something like "Barack Obama thinks he knows Wasilla. But he doesn't know anything about small-towns. He believes you all "cling to guns and religion". He talks to regular folks one way, but in San Francisco, he'll say something else. . . ."

[And that would all be . . . TRUE.]

he will be fine in AK, and plus it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera. . . .

[When they start speaking in Norse Code.]

How would one go about passing this on to anybody within the campaign?

[Contact campaign adviser Mr. Kurt Grove at 1-800-ROVE-YMB.]

And invite her. Why not?

[Barack Obama vs. the Hockey Mama.]

I just hope the M$M wouldn't simply frame this is some kind of publicity stunt.

[Don't worry, they won't. They're not used to reporting the truth.]

Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.

[Yeah, he should visit our 57th state! (Or was Hawaii #57? I'm confused.)]

Anchorage, Fairbanks, Wasilla, Juneau...

[. . . and Nome and Point Barrow and Ketchikan and Prudhoe Bay... YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!]

To go to Wasilla alone would look too much like a stunt, maybe a little bit antagonistic. But as part of an Alaskan tour? Sh*t, he should kick that off tomorrow.

[North to Alaska! Every city and hamlet and igloo! Five weeks, minimum!]

would it be totally awesome if he carried Alaska!

[And lost the other 56.]

Send your idea to the campaign--I mean it.

[c/o kgrove@obama.nut]

The Republicans would pack the place. And it's only 3 electoral votes. He'd do better spending another day in Pennyslvania.

[Shhh!! Go with the half-baked Alaska idea. Besides, they're bitter in PA, too.]

She's running against Joe Biden, as it were. Not Obama.

[Joe who??]

Biden should do this, not Obama

[Biden is boarding the Amtrak to Wasilla even as we speak.]

How about Biden and Hillary?

[Sorry, Barack threw Hillary under the snowmachine.]

They could do a great one-two punch!

[Don't let Biden near the punch!]

remember Obama is running against McCain not Palin

[Actually, Obama is running against himself. And he's losing.]

Let Biden do it

[Beltway Joe to the rescue!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THAT would be political theater."

Yup, pure COMEDY!!1!
Do it Barry, just DO IT.


5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Attempting to see Obama or Biden try to take Alaska would be funny.

6:16 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Oh, my goodness! I've never had such a laugh in a long time. Where do the Dummies get these ideas?

6:23 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"Norse Code." Priceless!

At an absolute minimum, this would eat two full days our of the less than sixty remaining, to go to a state in which the Obamessiahia/Blowhard ticket doesn't have a prayer.

This cunning plan is worthy of Baldric, from Black Adder.

7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Funny post! Who is this Biden person they keep mentioning? Is he some sort of liberal Karl Rove madman? I keep googling "Joe Biden" and all I get is stuff on some washed up political hack who is in trouble for sending earmark pork to his kids who are lobbyists and to other corrupt Tony Soprano types.

While I love Tony Soprano's character, I'm not sure some has-been Mob bitch would be of much help to Senator Obama here.

Am I searching wrong?

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:22 anan....SSHHHH, we're fishing for troggies.
Jiggle the bait some more tanker.
Oh, sorry, no need to jiggle, just lay it on the bottom where he normally feeds.


3:01 AM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Where do the Dummies get these ideas?...susieq2cute

From the pits of desperation. They've been in panic mode since McCain picked her, and knocked Obama out of the news. Remember it was all Obama all the time news from Feb until last week. In the past 24 hrs there have been several polls that show McCain in a tie to up by 10:
Rasmussen tie
Gallup MCcain +3
Zogby McCain +4
USA today Mccain +10

I'm kinda suspect of the USA today poll I thinks that's a bit high; but the other major polls are probably about right. Panic is setting in as they see this thing slipping away. I don't think we are as emotionaly invested in this thing like they are. Hence the insanity of the DUmmies. It'd be nice if Sarah and the old dude win, but if not there'll be a football game(with cold beer)on TV the Sunday after the I'm good. Moonbats will be checking into therapy and creating all kinds of "stolen election" theories....and giving us plenty of comedy for the next 4 years; as they go from BDS to PMS if the Obamessiah loses.

7:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not only Wasilla though. He should tour all of Alaska.

Including ANWR. That would make a great photo op.

7:37 AM  
Anonymous dutch508 said...

Maybe Joe could go and save a polar bear stuck on an iceberg!

There's yer political theater!

7:55 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

I think there's some bedrock ceiling of base intelligence these tards can't break through. So they dig.

8:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Skully: Ahh, yes. I noticed that McCain was up in the polls. I wonder what the DUmmies think about that? Their beloved polls never lie, right?

8:50 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

My response begins at approximately 12 seconds in:

11:40 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

" it might be a chance to push some anger out of some racist locals and catch it on camera"

This degree of disconnect with reality really should render them unable to function at all.

Oh...perhaps that explains the basement and pizza boxes.

Never mind.

5:44 PM  
Blogger JRob said...

"How about this for a ballsy idea for Obama...."

Which is why it will never happen unless Michelle consents to let He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Middle-Named borrow them from her for a while.

7:38 AM  

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