Friday, September 05, 2008

DUmmies cramping up with PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome!



Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09), so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin. The last few days the DUmmies have been cramping up with a bad case of PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome! Governor Palin's grand slam of a speech and her skyrocketing popularity have sent their PMS symptoms up to levels rarely seen even with BDS! The frothing at the mouth is fierce and FUnnie at the same time and in full display all across the DUmp, as seen in this THREAD, "Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance," and this THREAD, "Palin Power: Fresh Face Now More Popular Than Obama, McCain."

So make sure your rabies shots are up-to-date as we take a field sample, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the sight of a woman field-dressing a donkey, is in the [brackets]:

Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance

[Try "sensational," "fantastic," "blow-the-roof-off-the-place great," "record ratings". . . .]

Forget shrill and all the words that will get PUMA's panties in a twist.

[Thank you, Harry Reid, for that sexist put-down! Even Campbell Brown was offended. FORGET "shrill"? There are plenty of women who won't!]

Try mean, as in it is mean spirited to say that a community organizer does not have actual responsibilities.

[Try "Zero," as in "Zero! Zero! Zero!"]

Try ignorant.

[As in, "DUmmies."]

Try hypocritical.

["Hypocritical," as in SUPPOSED "feminists," who attack Governor Palin for being a successful working mom. "Hypocritical," as in a bunch of debauched, depraved, degenerates who suddenly get all concerned about sexual morality. "Hypocritical," as in the Party of Love and the New Politics spewing more crude than an Alaskan oil well.]

Try pit bull. . . .

[With lipstick, you dipstick.]

Try idiot.

[As in, "the leftist lowlifers whose personal attacks on Governor Palin and her family drove the ratings for her speech to record levels and rallied the nation to her defense." THANX, idiots! And thanx to you, DUmmie McCamy Taylor, for your fine display of Palin Madness Syndrome. Now wipe the froth off your mouth while we collect PMS samples from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]

We MUST "OUT" +Force this little pip OUT NOW!

[This "little pip" just ripped your guy a new one!]

Well, if you put lipstick on a rabid dog in heat, it's still a b*tch.

[If you put Palin Madness Syndrome in a DUmmie, it turns into a hypocritical sexist.]

There's nothing "tough" or "strong" about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school "Heather." Pit bulls have far more redeeming qualities than Sarah Palin. She's more like a nasty toy poodle ... self-indulged and a spoiled brat. Shiny on the outside; maggots on the inside.

[Who let the dogs out? 'Cause the DUmmies are on the run!]

A$$hole suits her to a T.

[Palin Madness Syndrome suits you to a P, as in "PMS"!]

There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.

[AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!!!!]

And we're going to send her snowbilly butt screaming back to Alaska with her pointed tail between her hooved legs!

[Send the White Witch back on her snowmobile snowmachine!]

Her excuse was being a woman. But that was no woman.

[It was Karl Rove in drag.]

Licking down the baby's hair was scripted. . . .

[Piper is a Perfect Rovian Plant.]

This person is an a$$hole. It's on the record- Alaskans know it- and then some.

[That must explain her 86% approval ratings.]

I think they may use Palin to deliver some really nasty attacks that McCain couldn't pull off. Well actually, they just did.

[Hee! Hee! McBrilliant!]

She is so dumb it is painful to watch her.

[Well, there were 40 million masochists who tuned in to watch her, then.]

I especially liked the "fascist fear monger, idiot a$$hole" part.

[Words of love, so soft and tender. . . .]

We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!

[Especially the "idiot a$$hole" issue.]

Palin just sent me over the edge. Her smug factor is off the charts. It seems like she is being groomed to become a good looking female Karl Rove and that really scares me.

[Like I said, "Sarah Palin" IS Karl Rove in drag.]

I'm enjoying this site very much today, finding that so many people agreed with my gut reactions. . . .

[And gutter remarks.]

I just don't understand why even many of the PBS people were saying how great her speech was.

[However, we FULLY understand why you PMS people are so consumed with Palin Madness Syndrome!]

LACK OF A PENIS is not a JOB QUALIFIER.... nor is 5 years in captivity

[Lack of a brain is not a DISqualifier from posting in DUmmieland. In fact, it's a requirement!]

since she compared herself with a pit bull, I have to go along with that and agree with her that she is a B*TCH.

[The verdict is in: PMS is the new BDS! Now let's go to the other DUmmieland thread, where they report the latest Rasmussen poll, which shows that Palin is now more popular than Obama. . . .]

She's an inexperienced celebrity.

[Correction, Obama is a "he."]

I'm already depressed.

[Oh, this is just the start. Better stock up on the Zoloft.]

My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.

[That's "moran."]

Let her open her mouth with some unscripted dialogue . . .

[. . . and she'll still do better than Obama's "uhs" and Biden's gaffes.]

We still don't get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.

[Stupid people rule!]

If McCain somehow pulls this off it will be entirely because of his pick of Palin. Also IMO Obama's pick of Biden went directly against his meme of "Change you can Believe in". What is Change about Biden?

[Every time he opens his mouth, he has to change feet.]

If you believe this propaganda, I have a bridge to nowhere you might like to see.

[Put it on eBay, sfexpat2000, you can start a fundraiser.]

The only people who are behind the Caribou Barbie are the fundies and the Republican PR people.

[The only ones behind Emperor Zero and Beltway Joe are the PMS people.]

I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. obama has one huge obstacle and that is the color of his skin.

[When all else fails, play the race card. I predict that will be your fall-back excuse come November.]

they are coaching her, where is rove anyway.

[Playing the part of "Sarah Palin." It's an incredible make-up job, don't you think?]

BREAKING: Google reports that "Naughty Librarian" now tops ALL searches. . . .

[More than "Empty Suit" and "Entrenched Blowhard"?]

The media is going to screw this up for Obama. . . .

[Their blatant, transparent bias is pure GOLD!]

palin is failin.

[Obama is bombin'. Biden is hidin'. DUmmies are crummy . . . with PMS!]

16 Comments:

Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Beyond absurd, beyond pathetic, these DUmmies are reduced to the level of ten year olds shouting playground insults.

9:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Dummies hate what they fear.

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

I haven't seen the left this afeer'd of anyone this bad since Clarence "Uncle" Thomas. What is about succesful black and/or female Conservatives that gets the Moonbats so frothy??

Probably cuz they made it without the help of Libuuurlism and big gob'mnt. Destroys the left's whole reason to exist: Aquire power in the name of "championing" people, who don't need your help in the first place.

10:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe we'll get lucky and they will actually leave after their defeat this november, although they didn't keep their promise the last 2 elections...

12:19 AM  
Blogger Dave said...

"What is about succesful black and/or female Conservatives that gets the Moonbats so frothy??"

I'm guessing it's that when they look in the mirror they realize what hopeless douchevbags Thomas and Palin make them appear.

After all, while the moonbats are pissing, whining, and moaning about how unfair life is and how stupid Red-staters are, people like Thomas and Palin grabbed their chances by the throat and made successes of themselves.

Must really hurt when you look around mom's basement and realize not only is your monitor burning in but your lava lamp and blacklight are burning out.

12:22 AM  
Blogger Corona said...

I can see Pfizer rubbing their mitts already.

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troggy ought to have himself well lathered up by now.
Comeon in troggy boy. We need some more of your inane rants for our intertainment. (don't forget the name-calling)

Skul

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us."

We come from the land of the ice and snow
From the midnight sun where the hot springs blow
How soft your fields so green
Can whisper tales of gore
Of how we calmed the tides of war
We are your overlords

On we sweep with threshing oar
Our only goal will be the western shore

So now youd better stop and rebuild all your ruins
For peace and trust can win the day
Despite of all your losing

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"BREAKING: Google reports that "Naughty Librarian" now tops ALL searches. . . ."

Nope, sorry, that's another lie.

Skul

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DU - the gift that keeps on giving.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you haven’t seen it yet, Bill Whittle over at NRO:

http://tinyurl.com/6×9xa5

The man is BRILLIANT!

7:21 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

@ Ray -- My fave Zeppelin song, good call!

Now that's what they should have played at the RNC, none of this anonymous easy listening crap.

11:10 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin." PJ

So when did we get scared? Of Palin. Jesus. Why is it every friggin issue is neatly tied up with fear with you assholes? I'll tell you why, it's because you're all pussies. That's why!

I'm about as liberal as they get. I live near Seattle. There are lots of fishermen here that fish Bristol Bay. I grew up with them. They talk with the Palins. They've met the Palins. And most of them like them. As people. Not as deep, dark liberal slayers, but as people. They also say she's a really conservative bible thumper.

One of the nuances you dumbasses might not have considered is that the Pacific Northwest is blue. Bigtime. And salmon fishing is big here. Especially Alaskan salmon fisheries. Palin is seen as an ally. Pretty clever move if you ask me.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, she's an ally! Then those blue voters in the great Northwet will be voting Republican for the first time ever this November.

Rove, you magnificent bastard!
Ha,ha,ha!

10:58 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Oh, she's an ally!" anon

Yes. Sassy and pretty too. Near Russia. PTA. Walmart.

I don't give a shit if she may or may not be smart enough to do the job of President. She may be.

I, my friends, really and truly give a shit about the fact that you boneheads have been railing about Obama's inexperience and now, NOW, it doesn't fuckin matter. Christ on a crutch. New blood and all that. Is there anything you people hold sacred? You turn on a dime.

It's important that you know that we hippy-terrorist-loving-taxhappy-defeatists know that you all jump when told to jump. You're lemmings.

I'm waiting to hear SOMEONE say why Palin could run the country. I already know it'll be about faith, intuition or some other vague bullshit, but...bring it on. Let's talk about Palin's experience. You all were the one's who brought it up.

Why is experience important, you bunch of wild assed monkeys. Come on. Experience Smackdown. Let's go.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ah yes, insults and cursing. The sure sign that one has run out of ideas! Poor troggy, it's ok, there will still be a sunrise the day after McCain defeats Obama.

Community Organizer? Really?
Bwa, ha, ha! Should have gone with Hillary. She actually had a resume.

10:41 AM  

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