Friday, September 19, 2008

Pitt Uses Positive Reinforcement To Miracle An Obama Win

You can call it wishful thinking or positive reinforcement but William Rivers Pitt is using it in an attempt to miracle the Democrats to victory this November. Yeah, it must be KILLING the Pied Piper. The most important election of our lifetimes and all he can do is sit on the sidelines and suggest something like, "Every day, in every little way, we are getting better and better." Barack Obama and Joe Biden are both terrible candidates. Beyond that Hillary is working quietly behind the scenes to ensure an Obama loss in November. However, there is the Pied Piper with nothing more than a positive reinforcement shtick as you can see in his THREAD titled, "...pssssssst..." And Pitt isn't alone in the idea that positive reinforcement will miracle Obama to victory in November. We also have a similar DUmmie THREAD titled, "Yes....we ARE going to win in November," with the same theme. Therefore both these similar threads will be double DUFUed. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt and the DUmmies wish really, really hard for an Obama victory in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hearing Jimminy Cricket in the background singing "When You Wish Upon A Star," is in the [barackets]:


[Remove the "t" and that is what the Pied Piper is doing all the time in the Bukowksi's bathroom.]

...we're gonna win..

...pass it on...

[No problem, Pitt. I've passed it on to all our DUFU fans for their entertainment.]

Young people - get out the vote!!!!!

[Yes! Wake up early from your Rave Club night and vote in the vast numbers on election day, Nov. 5, as you did back in 2004.]

...pssssssst...we're gonna win......pass it on...

[Okay, I've psssssed it on.]'ll jinx like we're losing.....

[Pied Piper Pitt is an accurate prognosticator as evidenced by his incredible prediction about Karl Rove's indictment on May 12, 2006.]

We're gonna win; pass it on...

[We're going to continue munching on pizza; pass it on...]

It's in the bag baby we got the numbers :)

[It's in the bag baby we don't need to do anything :)]

We really are
We are going to win in November.
Win the big job
Win more seats in the Senate
Win more seats in the House.
Agree: pass it on!

[Freudenschade haiku.]

It's about f*cking time. I'm sensing landslide, baby!

[So am I. Hee! Hee!]

Will, Dear...we are not just gonna win...we are gonna give the Pubbies an ass-kicking they will NEVER forget!

[Prepare the roving Chekha squads for the post-election liquidations!]

Good to hear from you and to hear your postive thoughts.

[Every 24 business hours, in every little way, Karl Rove is closer to being indicted.]

I'm sensing a big, and hopefully final, swing to Obama. I know we have to keep fighting until we get there, but we can also start visualizing a new country arriving next January 20.

[I'm visualizing Al Gore turning the White House over to Obama next January 20.]

We're gonna crush 'em. We're talking a Democratic Majority for the next four decades.

[...pssssst... Better order your Guy Fawkes costume early.]

Yes Will, I feel it in my bones.

[Do you also feel the Guy Fawkes costume over your bones?]

we're going to pummel them.............shhhh......

[This DUmmies will be adding an "it" to the end in a few weeks.]

We HAVE to win.

[Or we break out the butterfly nets. And now to the other DUmmie positive reinforcement feel good thread...]

Yes....we ARE going to win in November ~~ kick & rec this thread if you agree!

[kick & rec on the DUmmie Funnies.]

OK....all at once shout it out and never believe differently: WE ARE GONNA WIN IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!! Next thing to do:

[Nuthin' except munch pizza.]

Gimme an -0-
Gimme a -B-
Gimme an -A-
Gimme an -M-
Gimme anudder -A-

[Gimme a -B-
Gimme an -O-]

Who's gonna win???? NOW SHOUT IT OUT!!!!

[I expect a lot of Howard Beal shouting on election day, Nov. 5.]



WE ARE! The REAL Americans for a REAL America! Not some backwater cretins who use religion and nationalism to prop up failed policies and profits!

[You forgot to say, "Bitter backwater cretins."]

Volunteering tonight for phone banking!

[Before plunging into full scale pizza munching and heavy duty wishing.]

This election can still be stolen.

[All your Diebolds are already set to "R."]


[Barack Obama is only $10 away from being wished into the White House!]

Kicking for BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[K & R your way to victory! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!]

We will wipe the floor with them. Seriously. WIPE OUT!! Landlside of historic proportions. They will talk about the decimation of the Republican party and wonder if they can ever rebuild their coalition after this defeat. We will wipe them OUT!!

[At least it will happen in your "West Wing" rerun.]

Yup, do the work, hold the vision. We're gonna win this BIG.

[Yup, visualize the same victories that Algore and Kerry had.]

We are the winners....and we need to NEVER forget that.
McHoover and Falin can lie, lie, lie...and the truth STILL gets them!

[DUmmies will quickly convert from fantasy winnners to real life whiners.]

Next week the media will be in McCains corner..but this is a ground game, and we look really good !!!

[I have a Joe Biden Hail Mary pass that you're not going to like.]

It's important to REGISTER VOTERS - the deadlines are coming up!

[Dig up the cemeteries!]


[I'll visualize your victory just after I come off my 8 year high of visualizing the Algore victory.]

Landslide. Been saying it ESPECIALLY when Palin was chose. LANDSLIDE. It energized the evangelicals to be sure. But what it really did was to energize the Dem base. Without Palin many (especially young voters) would have stayed home assuming Obama was going to win. Dems will no longer take that chance with Palin on the ticket. Palin was a gift to us.

[And Biden is our gift to you.]

The debates will be the frosting on the cake...

[And Obama/Biden definitely look to be frosted...]

Before I go, tell me what YOU'RE doing IN THE REAL WORLD tonight to help the democratic party win.

[Close our eyes, lean back, and click our heels together three times while wishing really, really hard.]

I need ONE person to keep me company tonight. What are YOU doing IN THE REAL WORLD tonight to help the democratic party win? Anyone?

[Writing "OBAMA" on empty pizza cartons in my basement.]

Nothing is certain until Nov. 5th

[Hmmm... Why do I suspect a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL here?]

With Our Thoughts We Create the World.

[Visualize Genesis!!!]

We must win

[Or there will be a run on butterfly nets.]


Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Oh well... Positive thinking beats the shriekfest and tired old conspiracy rubbish these characters usually wallow in.

Watch the McCain campaign seize the current economic kerfuffle and come out with a plan, some suggestions and a nice demonstration of leadership, while the Dem Congress and Boobama stand on the sidelines with their collective faces hangin' out.

They got away with doing jack during the Ossetia invasion, but it rankled. If they think they can do this twice, or worse, stand there and point gnarled fingers at the Bush administration...

That just ain't gonna be good enough.

Psst! You're NOT going to win in November... your candidate is a boob!

7:37 AM  
Blogger Corona said...

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7:40 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Those too young to remember Jimmy Carter sure seem to want to be doomed to repeat him.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"but we can also start visualizing a new country arriving next January 20"

Yep. believe it to be true so that you and the rest of the DUmmies will have plenty of hysteria for PJ to post after Nov. 4th.

10:46 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

With Our Thoughts We Create the World

Another victim of X-rays broadcast from City Hall. Lunatic asylums are full of people like him.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pssssst...can you say say bi-polar disorder?

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With Our Thoughts We Create the World.

Umm, WTF???

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

You know, even if The Chosen One wins, DU is so full of dumbshits that PJ will still find more than enough amusing threads.

TCO will probably have to compromise on all his promises and such. DU will consider that as treason. Exploding heads will ensue.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

I hope they stick with this new, positive mantra... Much more appealing than the usual "tonight, I cried" lethargy-fest.

Also, DUmmie complacency is our friend (and the "Freudenschade" twice as delicious).

4:17 PM  
Blogger KGC said...

Geez-o-man... some DU heads are going to explode when they DON'T win on Nov 4... gonna need to have plenty of popcorn and beer.

7:06 PM  
Anonymous troglaman@yahoo. com said...

"Barack Obama and Joe Biden are both terrible candidates." PJ

Sure they are.

Slight lead for Obama today.

2:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

One point is actually "a dead heat". Either way.

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

Well, it's better than the threads where they're howling in outrage, spreading hatred against conservatives, etc. (Though I have no doubt that if McCain wins, we will see a massive overdose of both in the DUmp as their massive egos are deflated by their loss while their short tempers are further fueled by the loss).
"The debates will be the frosting on the cake..."
Indeed, for REPUBLICANS!
Obama has frequently shown a chronic inability to speak well without the use of a teleprompter or otherwise previously prepared speech.
In the debates, McCain will be easily hitting every topic perfectly, while Obama resorts to "Uh um uh, hope and change.... Uh um uh, well you see... Uh um uh, above my pay grade..."
Palin should fare pretty wll in her debates with Biden, since all Biden will be able to do is probably just sling around the personal attacks against Palin that are so prevalent on DU and elsewhere, which isn't exactly a good strategy in debates (Case in point: Kerry bringing up Cheney's lesbian daughter in the 2004 debates).

1:26 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Wow, the tman reported in for doody. Obamessiah has a slight lead. Thanks for keeping us informed, tman. He posted a comment without cuss words. Is this a record for Dummie Funnies? Oh, my goodness, I just realized something. I think we have a tman imposter amongst us. This person put a coherant sentence together with no cuss words. Can't be tman.

7:52 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

Anonymous said...
Pssssst...can you say say bi-polar disorder?

Totally. Last week they were ranting and shrieking Revolucion because the corporate media obeyed its Rethug masters by reporting Obama what, two points down. This week the same corporate media apparently broke free the shackles of their corporate oligarch overlords and report Obama up by one, and it's "a new country arriving in November."

They're the most emotionally unstable group of people I've ever seen.

10:46 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"This person put a coherant sentence together with no cuss words. Can't be tman." susiefuckinQ

Read it and weep.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...we will see a massive overdose of both in the DUmp as their massive egos are deflated by their loss while their short tempers are further fueled by the loss). adam

What? I don't know what you're trying to say here, adam, but it's clear this is your problem, i.e., something about YOUR ego, dimwit.

2:58 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

I figured what I said was pretty straightforward, but if you need a more simplified explanation, I'll gladly provide it:
I was saying that if McCain wins, the DUmp will be filled with threads devoted to either DUmmies howling in anger and disappointment over their loss, or encouraging hatred of conservatives. I was also saying an Obama loss will humiliate the DUmmies ("Their massive egos are deflated by their loss"), and make them even angrier than they normally seem to be ("...While their short tempers are further fueled by their loss").
That clear things up for you?

12:43 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"That clear things up for you?" adam

No. You're predicting the future, Kreskin. And assigning these incredibly stupid Freudian motivations to an imagined DUmmie melt-down makes you a reptilian dumbass (I'm thinking iguana) beyond compare. Why don't you use your talents more wisely by betting on horse races. Trust me. We'll all be better off.

12:25 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

I don't need to be psychic to know how the DUmmies will probably react.
Just looking at how they've reacted in the past to other matters paints a pretty clear picture of what they're like, which makes it fairly easy to guess how they'll react to future matters.

7:57 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Just looking at how they've reacted in the past to other matters paints a pretty clear picture of what they're like, which makes it fairly easy to guess how they'll react to future matters." kreskin

Sure it does. I'd lay a thousand bucks you haven't been right yet, dumbshit.

2:53 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Sure, tman...sure you have 1000 bucks to throw away. You and your cavedwellers would probably be lucky to rub two nickels together. You must work Vegas a lot. Lose much?

7:34 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You and your cavedwellers would probably be lucky to rub two nickels together." like susie knows

We often rub 2 nickles together above a small pile of dry tinder to start a fire and heat the cave. You have a problem with that? Of course you don't.

Would it be all right, susie, if I talked to your clan leader about taking you out for ice-cream?

2:41 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

You can heat your cave all you want, but not on my dime.

4:37 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

See? There you go acting all sexist and stuff on me. I have no leader, clan or otherwise. I'm an American woman. You're just like a typical male preach women's rights, but you take us for granted. That's why you all went so nuclear on Sarah Palin (and in some respect, the hildabeast). You can not fathom an strong, independent woman. It scares the bejesus out of ya'll.

9:39 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You can not fathom an strong, independent woman. It scares the bejesus out of ya'll." susie

Ya'll for women's rights then? Probably not. Shut up.

1:12 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

No way can you shut me up; no one, no way, no how.

5:10 AM  

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