Wednesday, September 17, 2008

"Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."



This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it. 

Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).

But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.

I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.

It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."

So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].

Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account

[Would you expect less from him?]

Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.

[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]

When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.

[Take my identity...PLEASE!]

Now back to the ECONOMY!

[Now back to the DUmmies!]

This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.

[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear

it's just another distraction

[E-mails to nowhere.]

Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.    
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.


[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]

I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL

[Is that you, John Edwards?]

OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco. 

[Get help. Please.]

But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.

[No one dies tonight.]

not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone


[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account] 

that Rove is one crazy f***er

[One magnificent bastard.]

45 Comments:

Anonymous DJ Douche said...

Um..

Not really sure what to say about this one.

It actually reads like satire - but it's dead serious. That's a scary thought.

Anyhoo.

"In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear.."

"When Rove hacks an e-mail account]"

I think you missed a couple of words off the end of those two sentences.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

This makes sense to me. Rove is afterall a political hack; and what do political hacks do?? They hack things. Just like the time he hacksawed his way out of handcuffs on May 12,2006 and escaped to Hackensack NJ. Only to reappear on FOX news as a political hack..er.. correspondent. The Dummies just couldn't hack this. To them it was like he hacked a loogie in their face. The DUmmies have never gotten over this travesty of justice and they've been hacking on their bong hits ever since.

1:21 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative."

Yield the opposition? Jesus. What is this? Iwo Jima? I noticed you threw in "zero" a few times.

These emails don't mean shit. They're troglamatic. Inconsequential. Nobody even knows if they're real. PJ wants to make a narrative about the phlegm spitting, diabolical "hackers"..."I smell a liberal" shit. But so what.

Does this shit matter? No. But carry on you demented goslings. Honk and chatter.

1:52 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Headlined at DRUDGE, it matters to a lot of folks who are deciding which political path to follow at the moment.

It also matters to the anarchist/lib perp who is currently wetting himself in his parents closet.

2:09 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It also matters to the anarchist/lib perp who is currently wetting himself in his parents closet." disowned son

What is it with parent's closets and basements? Peeing themselves and wanting their mommies (right susie?). You fuckers are sick.

No. It matters to only you, sick puppies.

4:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This, and what happened to the National Review correspondents who get shouted down by Obamabots spewing talking points, and code pinkos who infiltrated the RNC and tried to distrupt things, matter.

Dem identification was up by 15 points several months ago and now it is at 3.

The republican party ain't perfect, but why would anyone be a dem?

I'm glad that they are going after scum like this! Privacy matters.

For the good of our country, the GOP needs to hold onto the WH. Sarah Palin is going through a trial by fire with ankle-biters like Charlie Gibson, and stuff like this, but she will be a great prez in 2012.

I can think of no better revenge for all of this than 12 more years of GOP rule in the WH, or 16 if McCain can hang on for 8.

4:23 AM  
Blogger Corona said...

You know why they blame Karl Rove. Because George Washington is dead, so they can't blame him anymore.

6:45 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"PJ wants to make a narrative"

Dude, can you even read? This "narrative" was posted by "our humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman" as per the intro.

"This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do"

Ahh, wouldn't it make more sense for Rove to hack into a democrat's e-mail account? After all, Rove is a diabolical genius and it would be far more Rovian for Obama's account to be hacked and the contents released to the public along with a few fake e-mails thrown in showing Obama linked to Mugabe or Chavez.

7:30 AM  
Anonymous becca said...

Wow. Just wow.

Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the well of DUmmie stupidity, they post something like that and let you know that the well has no bottom.

It's actually a humbling experience. Never underestimate a DUmmie when it comes to stupidity.

I can just hear what kind of stories they'll be telling their kids around a Halloween campfire: "...and, Rove, in the dead of night, crept up and..."

7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Just when you think you've seen the bottom of the well of DUmmie stupidity"-becca

Do you mean the Bolshevik Reds or troglaman? Because the line is blurry.

8:04 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Rove, you magnificent bastard!!!

8:19 AM  
Anonymous becca said...

"Do you mean the Bolshevik Reds or troglaman? Because the line is blurry." -anon 8:04


The DUmmies, aka the Bolshevik Reds.

Trog's not a DUmmie. A blathering idiot, yes, but no DUmmie.

9:15 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... Privacy matters. ..."

e-mail privacy is an oxymoron. Think postcards when you're using e-mail.

Also forget any kind of privacy when you use web-mail and/or leave your mail on the hosting server.

DOH!

10:46 AM  
Anonymous rlrond hubbard said...

The DUmmies, so sad, so predictable: when in doubt, trot out KKKarl Rove.

However, it appears that the Secret Service is taking this hacking very seriously. I'd love to be a fly on the basement wall when the feds raid mom's house.

But how disappointing to commit a felony with potential federal prison time only to fail in finding anything that can destroy your political enemies. But hey, there was proably a good mooseburger recipe amongst all those e-mails.

1:40 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Tennessee state representative Mike Kernell,a Democrat, has admitted that his son, a University of Tennessee-Knoxville student, has been implicated in the hacking of Sarah Palin's e-mails. Has KKKarl Rove assumed the persona of a UTK undergraduate? Developing.
http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080918/NEWS02/80918081

4:43 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

The "person of interest" is Dave "Kernell"... he changed Sarah's password to "popcorn"...

Get it? HILARIOUS!

Hope they can all laugh about it over spam and cigarettes in the joint.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous muh-oon said...

Hilarious -There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed.- Karl Rove=Kaiser Rove-ey.

5:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and SOG tweaks troggy's tail AGAIN.
Troggy, yer a hoot. Keep up the good work.

(Don't forget the name-calling, OK, troggy boy.)

Skul

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Karl Rove angle was amusing at first...now it's just boring. Surely the DUmmies can come up with something dumber and more hysterical than Karl Rove?

PS. When are they going to do a 180 on the polls now that Obama has the lead again? Should be any minute now...

7:50 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

blah blah blah

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

troglaman said...
blah blah blah


Let's see, either troglaman is at a loss for curse words or... IT'S NOT REALLY HIM/HER!

SOMEONE has hacked troglaman's account and is using his/her password in a less-than-legal fashon.

P'shaw you say? Before you dismiss my claim with a wave of your hand and a smirk, think about THIS...

Look at the time stamp on "troglaman's" post.

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.

... or ME
... or ME!!

Oy vey

/pet peeve

10:02 PM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

Shambala, YOU can fix it? ;) LOL

10:31 PM  
Anonymous troglaman@yahoo. com said...

"Ahh, wouldn't it make more sense for Rove to hack into a democrat's e-mail account? After all, Rove is a diabolical genius and it would be far more Rovian for Obama's account to be hacked and the contents released to the public along with a few fake e-mails thrown in showing Obama linked to Mugabe or Chavez." ray being obtuse

This is the extent to which ray has thought about this issue. Some skateboarder hacks into Palin's Yahoo, publishes the emails, and now it's somehow about "Obama linked to Mugabe or Chavez." And before you tell me ray, that you weren't suggesting a REAL link to Mugabe or Chavez, you might want to explain to everyone why you brought it up in the first place. Sarcasm. Of course. Tool.

11:59 PM  
Anonymous troglaman@yahoo. com said...

"P'shaw you say? Before you dismiss my claim with a wave of your hand and a smirk, think about THIS...Look at the time stamp on "troglaman's" post." anon

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN. LOOK AT THE TIMESTAMP!!!!!!

Fuck you.

12:07 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

troglaman@yahoo. com said...
"'P'shaw you say? Before you dismiss my claim with a wave of your hand and a smirk, think about THIS...Look at the time stamp on "troglaman's" post.' anon

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN. LOOK AT THE TIMESTAMP!!!!!!

Fuck you.

12:07 AM"

Hey Troglobyter...not exactly a clear denial from ya there, bud...

ROFL

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"you might want to explain to everyone why you brought it up in the first place"

And they wonder why we call them DUmmies!

8:28 AM  
Anonymous becca said...

I may have to revise my earlier statement that Troglaman isn't a DUmmie member.

There is a TrogL who posts there.

Is it you, Troggy, ol'pal?

1:29 PM  
Anonymous troglaman@yahoo. com said...

There is a TrogL who posts there. Is it you, Troggy, ol'pal? becca

No. So now you have to go over all the stupid reasons why you concluded it was me. In other words, you'll soon discover why you're a dumbass. It's a big step and you're in good company.

3:01 AM  
Anonymous troglaman@yahoo. com said...

"Hey Troglobyter...not exactly a clear denial from ya there, bud...ROFL" the ironically articulate dumbass

And what is it I should be denying, you stupid, soiled and defiled goat?

3:15 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Troglatwit intended to say: "And what is it I should be denying, you erudite and accomplished member of America's elite armored fist, the combat arm of decision?"

Well, it's actually rather hard to say from your crappy and disorganized writing style, apparently something to do with you taking exception to Anon 8:51's post with your usual hateful invective but also with your usual lack of any actual substance, so we can't tell what you are really trying to say in the affirmative, though you apparently didn't care for Anon 8:51's hinting at Trogonometry (Trogladud multiplication).

10:25 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

"you stupid, soiled and defiled goat?"

Tman has a way with words. LOL

10:48 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Yeah, shambhala, tman keeps a thesaurus and a dictionary beside his keyboard. You don't think he's intelligent enough to think of all those derogatory words on his own. He can barely string three words together to form a sentence. He has to throw in a couple of cuss words to make it longer. We've been told many times that he's a college graduate (wink, wink). I really think he's a Brooklyn Bridge salesman.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...though you apparently didn't care for Anon 8:51's hinting at Trogonometry (Trogladud multiplication). dumbass

Trogonometry. Exactly, my friend. I was scared to bring the concept up.

3:09 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Yeah, shambhala, tman keeps a thesaurus and a dictionary beside his keyboard." susie

I don't. susie's lying.

"He can barely string three words together to form a sentence." susie

I have. susie's lying.

"We've been told many times that he's a college graduate (wink, wink)." susie

Why do you care, susie (wink wink)?

Wanker.

3:18 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Poseur.

5:22 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Glue sniffer.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"apparently something to do with you taking exception to Anon 8:51's post with your usual hateful invective but also with your usual lack of any actual substance" -*sigh* dumbass

Anon's 8:51's post had to do with my "time stamp" you lice infested camel (there's a little hateful invective for ya). Sooooooooooo important, you caged, conditioned, keyboard punching baboon. Wanna play tic tac toe?

1:25 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I see tman has been using his dictionary and thesaurus again.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I see tman has been using his dictionary and thesaurus again." susie

Maybe you could provide me a clue as to how you completely figured me out. Meaningful metaphor? I'd settle for a noun. Even a simple verb. An adjective? Adverb? Subject? Proposition (Now we're talkin).

Just for fun, let's break down this sentence:

"Susie creams potatoes."

Who's the subject? Go ahead and describe the many meanings of the verb and then, at your own peril, explain the potato.

There ya go. Susie in a metaphorical nutshell.

2:27 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I love how I get a rise out of you when I question your intelligence. I have found your Achilles Heel! We are very full of ourselves, aren't we, tman. You remind me so much of your superior, the Obamessiah. I'm thinking right now that you may be his brother what lives in a hut in Africa. After all, you do post in the early morning hours. But, that's right, you always mention a cave....hmmmm....cave, hut; hut, cave. Could be. We'll see. Go ahead, make my day....call me names. I love it when you talk dirty to me. lol lol lol

4:22 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I love how I get a rise out of you when I question your intelligence. I have found your Achilles Heel! We are very full of ourselves, aren't we, tman." susie

Everyone here questions my intelligence, you stupid ass. You're the one making it all about susie. What was it you said about being "full of yourself'?

I think your kids need you down in the basement. Go.

3:03 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

And you're full of yourself, too; full of crapola. They/I not only question your intelligence, but the lack of said intelligence.
They need you in your cave, little titmouse.

7:29 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

Titmouse.

You wish.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

I called you a titmouse because it's a very small little bird; kinda like your character.

4:39 AM  

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