"Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."
This is just breaking on DU, so it's pretty lean right now. But as you all know, when something breaks on DU, you can rely on PJ, Charles or I to fix it.
Earlier today, Governor Palin's personal Yahoo! e-mail account was hacked. Screen caps are all over the Internet (the posting of which, may very well be subject to prosecution).
But what did this hacking yield the opposition? Nothing. Zero. As zero as Zero Possumus. Pictures of Sarah's kids, personal phone numbers that are long abandoned, and prayer requests. All just further evidence that Governor Palin is just the person we knew she was: a strong, smart, genuine conservative.
I predict that before the weekend, these hackers will be caught, and I hope that all these RATS posting the screen caps will also be rounded up for prosecution. The DUmmies have a theory, which is theirs and only theirs, and is so DUmb that only they could come up with it.
It was ROVE! as witnessed in this DUmmie THREAD entitled "Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account."
So now let us watch the DUmmies blame the hacking on Karl Rove in Bolshevik red while the comments of your humble guest narrator, Paul Heinzman are in the [brackets].
Karl Rove hacked Sarah's email account
[Would you expect less from him?]
Don't fall for it... anyone who would hack an email account would not go public until they had something to show... they would WAIT until they found something.
[They'll soon be finding a jail cell.]
When someone claims they were hacked, but everything found is useless -- they LET THEMSELVES be hacked.
[Take my identity...PLEASE!]
Now back to the ECONOMY!
[Now back to the DUmmies!]
This is classic Rove. They are desperate right now, and need Palin, their one and only dwindling asset, to be a martyr.
[There is no "classic Rove." Just when you think you have mastered the game, Rove changes the rules. Some say he never even existed. In the words of Tom Waits, "If you think that you can tell a bigger tell, I swear
it's just another distraction
[E-mails to nowhere.]
Sarah gave him the login - Karl didn't hack anything.
and surprise - there was nothing left of real interest either.
[Just regular e-mails to a regular person. In this case, curiosity won't kill the cat, it will just send it to prison for up to five years.]
I think you're right. When I think of all the crazy stuff in my e-mails, I have to admit, if somebody hacked me they'd find a boatload of shit to say. LOL
[Is that you, John Edwards?]
OK...a new days back I threatened to kill the next person who invoked Karl Rove as a puppet master in the Sarah Palin fiasco.
[Get help. Please.]
But in the case, I'll make an exception. This sounds like EXACTLY the sort of thing Rove would do, especially if it turns out that no smoking gun turns up.
[No one dies tonight.]
not in Rove's skill set
Maybe he hired someone
[Rove can direct hurricanes, make John Kerry insult our troops, force John Edwards to have adulterous relations with some skank while his wife is fighting to live, but he can't hack an e-mail account? When Rove hacks an e-mail account]
that Rove is one crazy f***er
[One magnificent bastard.]