Tuesday, September 02, 2008

DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter

The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if this DUmmie accuses conservatives of being sexist but feels fine with posting this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for them to attack Sarah for that time she illegally ripped a tag off her mattress, is in the [brackets]:


I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do in my opinion. I eat meat and understand that some hunting is necessary to control animal populations but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out. I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities. If a family is poor and can really use the meat I think its fine, but respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival. Women who like to kill animals simply seem neanderthal to me and if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

[Does that mean you are against women serving in combat? Now on to the other DUmmies...]

Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

[Yeah. People who hunt shouldn't be enjoying it. Same goes for fishing.]

I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids

[It's okay for fathers to hunt but verboten for mothers?]

I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

[A DUmmie gets an erotic dream from sleeping with a stuffed cougar.]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

[I bet you had a wet dream that night.]

Sarah Palin is no hero - she is what makes hunters look like fools. Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights? Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? Maybe some research into palin's hunting habits are in order? Just a THOUGHT. She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.

[I've eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin. Does that count?]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

[I thought it is comedy that's not pretty. At least according to Steve Martin.]

43 Comments:

Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

Incredibly sexist, judgemental and just plain ol' mental.

What is beyond comprehension is; why do these assclowns think that ANYONE gives a wet slap what they think about hunting, meat eating, and women who hunt and eat meat?

Self-important wankers should remain safely in their wicker baskets in the basement closet until feeding time.

Not opinionizing (made that word up), on the intarweb.

9:09 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Anon, you said it...

What a bunch of prissy, self-important wankers. They have NO idea what it means to live anywhere but in a city.

They live in a totally isolated, prepackaged environment where everything is handed to them and then have the gall to even MENTION the 'Indians' and their 'respect' for animals etc.

Her's a bumper sticker for these asshats.

Vegetarian = Old Indian word for bad hunter

9:21 AM  
Blogger iamnot said...

Love that picture.
No one in the Palin family fails to understand where food comes from.

Are there any men in DUmmieland?

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death."

You got it wrong, DUmmie. We shoot animals because we enjoy their MEAT. We play GTA to our fulfill our need for death. Now go back to your play station and beat that whore some more. I hear you get extra points for cutting of her head.

"She kills endangered animals for the sport of it"

Caribou are NOT endangered animals, ya DUmmie, but intelligent liberals sure are!

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Goddam but tazzerman said it best: these idiots have never been outside the confines of Mommy's basement, much less in the wild.

THESE ARE THE SAME KIND OF IDIOTS THAT HAVE TO BE RESCUED OFF PIKES PEAK EVERY YEAR because they went hiking in autumn in shorts and a tshirt.

BTW I am sick of the "mystic Indian" bullcrap lefties love. Anyone who has studied Mesoamerican and South American Indians knows they were killers. Of animals and each other.

10:58 AM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

"She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess... "


ROFLMAO

What else can you do?

11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

As a resident of fly-over USA, we had a LAN engineer from New York City come visit us for work and took him out to some farms (corn and soybean rowcrops) to see what he thought. He had never left NYC before in his life.

His first comments were how boring everything looked (is there any surprise we have so many ADHD kids in liberal families lacking the excessive stimulus city living provides?). He also found the sounds of birds to be very distracting and the quiet discomforting. But the best reaction was from all the "green shit" around him - which we explained were soybeans. He asked what they were for, and we explained the different products he ate that came from soybeans.

He was horrified and physically sick. "You mean that comes from... this shit in DIRT? OMG! I'm gonna be sick."

When asked where he thought food came from, he said "Well duh! A factory." Of course, he was a die-hard progressive liberal too.

Liberals are people who leave the hard thinking for others. They're soft minds that pretend they don't have to do the heavy lifting having "evolved and transcended" beyond the dirty work. No war, talk and charisma will solve all problems. No killing of animals, as factories will provide our food. No dirty oil, as government mandates to invent high capacity alternative energy will meet our needs. No working hard in your job, as the government will provide all you need per health care, livable wages, retirement guarantees, etc. No crime, as guns will be banned and criminals will find it impossible to commit. No risk, as risk will be made illegal.

It's just not reality, and to be a liberal is to be of this class of people who simply do not have the capacity to deal with it.

11:02 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature."

I totally agree. I feel like "respecting" a Double Whopper w/cheese right now!

11:34 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

And when the wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me..

Unless your name is Wolfman Jack, they're calling you out for dinner.

I have a deep connection to felines. The night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mother's den.

Pumaphilia. Cue in the "Twilight Zone" music, somebody is seriously demented.

Hey moonbats, meat is murder. Where do you think the sausages on your pizzas came from?

12:35 PM  
Blogger ruptured lumbar said...

These pussies need to see a film sequence of a wolfpack taking down a calf moose.

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lumbar - better yet, the pussies need to be taken down by a wolf pack.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

" Unless your name is Wolfman Jack, they're calling you out for dinner. " L Ron

"... the pussies need to be taken down by a wolf pack."

And you're criticizing them for their cluelessness? Do you know what wolves eat the most?

2:44 PM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

From the context, I'm sorely tempted to say "Pussies," but I suspect that's not what you're getting at there, anon 2:44.

3:04 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

anon 2:44

Do you know what wolves eat the most?

Chinese take out?

3:16 PM  
Anonymous dutch508 said...

Irony would be if the wolves ate donkeys.

Prob'ly not, though.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"Do you know what wolves eat the most?"

Yea, anything they can catch, scrounge, or steal, plus a few plants for fiber. The majority of their prey are rabbits and assorted vermin. So what's your point?

5:50 PM  
Anonymous Adam said...

The "Kills endangered species for fun" line would be almost funny if it weren't such a crock.

5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil.

Liar.

6:55 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

I say let these doofuses enjoy a day on a simple bee farm. I bet they couldn't take more than 5 minutes.
"Ew, get 'em off get em off!" Their ever theme seems to suggest that the animal kingdom does nothing but eat vegetables and lie in peace. (Projection, I know.)

But what if animals behaved like liberals?

Abort their offspring, blaming & suing the lions for unfairly offing the weaker animals, importing invasive species to do their dirty work of undermining.

Hmmmm, don't sound like Mutual of Obama at all.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter" PJ

"I totally agree. I feel like "respecting" a Double Whopper w/cheese right now!" son

"I say let these doofuses enjoy a day on a simple bee farm. I bet they couldn't take more than 5 minutes." corona

"Unless your name is Wolfman Jack, they're calling you out for dinner." elrond

Jesus. What the fuck is wrong here? You dumbshits think this election is about female moose hunters, bee farms, double whoppers, and Wolfman Jack? Holy shit.

And let me apologize ahead of time for appearing to insult the wisdom of moose hunting female governors.

So. What do think's going to happen my happy wingnut, moosehunting friends? Do you think Palin's going to survive this? I think not. Lieberman might start looking pretty good compared to this cluster fuck.

12:46 AM  
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...

"So. What do think's going to happen my happy wingnut, moosehunting friends? Do you think Palin's going to survive this? I think not. Lieberman might start looking pretty good compared to this cluster fuck."

Oooooh, someone's a widdle gwumpy?

Palin will not only survive... she'll absolutely thrive.

...And it's giving you and your kind ulcers.

2:07 AM  
Anonymous Marty Moonbat said...

What's wrong with you Pugs nominating a Conservative woman for VP??!!! Don't RW A-holes realize that only LIBERAL women and minorities are entitled to be promoted to high office??? And you wonder why she's getting the Clarence Thomas treatment?? Don't go nominating Uncle Toms and Aunt Betty's and this won't happen.

That's what you get for shitting on the afterglow of HIS speech last week..You fucks do remember the powerful sermon his Oneness gave last week?? Well you should of been on your knees groveling for HIS grace; not trying to win the election. This transgression won't be forgotten after HIS coming in January. All your wages will belong to us...which helps me cuz I don't have a job. Ha HA RW Fucks that what you get for being insolent and nominating a competent women with more experieince & bravado then HIS HOLINESS; and interfering with HIS decreed destiny. Your Freedoms will not be tolerated anymore.
Marty Moonbat
Cheif of the Obstapo

6:53 AM  
Anonymous Observer said...

OT from the "If Obama And Joe Biden Do Not Get Elected President & VP Of The United States In November..." thread on DU, comment #42:

"You know, I used to be in really good shape. I had washboard abs in 2000. I look like a blobby pear, today."

The EvilBush is responsible for everything, isn't he?

8:35 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

observer said:"The EvilBush is responsible for everything, isn't he?"

Well, no. I went bald in the 90's so its that dumb fuck Clinton's fault.

BTW Trog - you've lost it. Totally.

9:50 AM  
Anonymous becca said...

BTW Trog - you've lost it. Totally.

Did I miss a memo? When did he ever have "it"?

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

"Did I miss a memo? When did he ever have "it"?"

He was actually a good adversary. Now he has his face so far up the Dem's butt, he inhales methane.

A shame. Really.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

Try posting sober in the PM rather than the middle of the night. Right now you come across as drunk and stupid.

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many of us are environmentalists, vegetarians, hearing that Palin kills animals for sport is a big negative against someone who has such beliefs. Especially since she is for drilling for oil in Alaska in an area where polar bears raise their young. America needs someone in office who will protect the environment, not destroy it and someone who will work towards finding ALTERNATIVE sources of energy!!! Drilling in Alaska is NOT the answer!

8:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You know, I used to be in really good shape. I had washboard abs in 2000. I look like a blobby pear, today."

That will happen when you sit at your mother's computer for 18 hours a day drinking mountain due, smoking the resin out of your bong, and inhaling Pizza Hut. "Body by DU"

8:54 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"That's what you get for shitting on the afterglow of HIS speech last week..You fucks do remember the powerful sermon his Oneness gave last week?? Well you should of been on your knees groveling for HIS grace; not trying to win the election." Serious Marty Moonbat

What are you? Psychic? My wife gave me a hotplate right after the Holy Speech of The Grand and Supreme Oneness. Both of us wanted to shit all over each other for some strange reason. We, my wife and I, thought we'd been possessed or abducted by aliens but now we know (I love you, dude) that it was the words of the Grand and Wonderful Oneness of Eternal Youth and Vigor that had loosened our bowels.

So...um, how long does this last?

12:07 AM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

There is no great mystery about it, t-man.

"The mind is a processing organ; so is the stomach. If a stomach fails in its function, it throws up; its unprocessed material is vomit.

So is the unprocessed material emitted by a mind.” - Ayn Rand

Did you take advantage of that package deal of Rand's work yet?

7:19 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

I'm much too sick, galt. Vomiting from both the stomach and the mind. I'll get back to you later.

1:08 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

Anonymous said...
Many of us are environmentalists,


Environmentalists that know more about the environment than an Alaskan who hunts?

vegetarians, hearing that Palin kills animals for sport is a big negative against someone who has such beliefs.

How terrible. Instead of buying meat from a supermarket she sometimes kills it herself. And wait a minute .. aren't animal rights-y types supposed to be against commercialized farming, because it's cruel to animals? The same commercialized farming that produces supermarket meat? How is a moose in the wild dying a quick, painless death via. .303 slug worse than a veal calf raised on a commercial farm and never seeing the outdoors before it gets a nail through the head?

Seems the only real point you've got is that she eats meat. So does Obama, and pretty much most other people.

Especially since she is for drilling for oil in Alaska in an area where polar bears raise their young. America needs someone in office who will protect the environment, not destroy it and someone who will work towards finding ALTERNATIVE sources of energy!!! Drilling in Alaska is NOT the answer!

Key word being "work towards finding" alternative energy sources. Because they don't exist yet, not in a viable way, anyway. Oh, and, Palin said in her acceptance speech that she wants to develop geothermal and other alternative power sources alongside fossil fuels. Are you proposing that America stay dependent on foreign oil in the meantime? Or just stop using the oil that runs the economy that develops the alternative energy sources, and just wait for them to drop out of the sky by magic?

Sounds to me like Palin is addressing issues that affect the majority of ordinary, everyday people, and has a much more realistic view of environmentalism and energy policy than a lib like you.

Now why is that not surprising?

6:03 AM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

"... just wait for them to drop out of the sky by magic ..."

HOPE! CHANGE! HOPE! CHANGE! HOPE! CHANGE! HOPE! CHANGE! HOPE! CHANGE!

The magical mantra that brings our FREE LUNCH!

8:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liberals and conservatives are equally stupid. Neither group can stand the fact that the other even exists. Conservatives are small-minded, and afraid of progessing toward the future. Especially since the future for our country appears to very soon be "non-white". They are arrogant in their beliefs that the U.S. is "GODS COUNTRY" and that they are more patriotic than the rest of us because they support the troops by forwarding e-mails to everybody that professes their love of them. ( Plus those bumper stickers! What a great way to prove that you are more American than others. Liberals....with your demands that we all just accept that you are always right, you have squandered so many oppurtunities to do so much good. It is difficult to argue against you issues...peace, equal rights for all, protecting the environment, improving the lives of the middle class , and the poor, healthcare, education... How is it that you can't win elections? Is it the message? Or is it in fact the messengers you select to deliver you agenda? BTW..I do eat meat. But, I could never intentionally kill an animal myself. I do not begrudge the hunter who does so for the sake of his family. But "Trophy Hunters" are a repulsive lot. Do you think that God approves of killing his creatures cruelly? For sport?

7:42 PM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

The two chief teachings of the Church of God the Utterly Indifferent are:

1.) Puny Man can do nothing whatever to please or displease God, and

2.) Luck is not the hand of God.

9:29 PM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

Forgot to attribute that last one:

Bokonon -- Kurt Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle?

9:32 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Liberals and conservatives are equally stupid." anon

YES THEY ARE. YES THEY ARE.

Of course they are. This isn't about party. This is about deciding to being stupid or not.

War on Terror.

Did American's make huge sacrifices during WW2? Gas rationing, etc. Yes they did. What sacrifices have Americans made during the War on Terror? What sacrifices are asked by either ticket? Do any of you, honestly, think that there's some Holy Miracle that's providing money, guns and lives for the War on Terror? Sorry. It's our lives and it's our money.

So we're all presented this miasma of convoluted futures that seem way, way out of our control. They do. But they have to do with our lives and our money. If you can't see this, you're a turnip.

1:33 AM  
Anonymous John Galt said...

"...They do. But they have to do with our lives and our money. ..."

t-man, are you starting to see the Capitalist/Individualist light? Or you considering "our money" in the collective sense rather than the individual sense?

Sacrifice destroys value. Self-interest creates, seeks, and trades value.

10:28 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Sacrifice destroys value." mr galt

Are you being clever? Let's all think about this for a moment.

Tell me, mr. galt, what sacrifice has been asked by...anyone? Soldiers sacrifice, for sure. But how about you. What have you personally sacrificed for the war on terror? Taxes? Factory work? I love the fact that many of you melonheads want to pursue war and yet decrease taxes as if there's not a war to pay for. Astounding ignorance. Decrease taxes and increase the war effort. Unbelievable dumbassedness. But then many of you think we don't have to sacrifice a damn thing. In fact, many of you want to sacrifice less while the our nation sacrifices more. I don't get it.

2:48 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... many of you want to sacrifice less while the our nation sacrifices more. I don't get it ..."

Many are stupid, brainwashed, or both into believing sacrifice is good.

It's pretty simple t-man: sacrifice means giving something of value up for nothing in return, or for the benefit of all EXCEPT one's self. I believe sacrifice in any form is a destruction of value for the one who's sacrificing.

As to the war costs, we've been there before, remember? %GDP spent on military versus %GDP spent on the welfare state? The welfare state itself requires the "rich" sacrifice (under threat of imprisonment) for the enrichment of the "poor." That is theft by means of extortion, pure and simple.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope one day she has a feckin hunting accident,I so love hunting accidents,to bad none of the beautiful creatures she has murdered will be around to reproduce,she is one day going to have all this muck come back to bite her in her arse,wish I could be there to see that happen!...dumb twat.

11:31 AM  
Anonymous mandible claw said...

"I love the fact that many of you melonheads want to pursue war and yet decrease taxes as if there's not a war to pay for. Astounding ignorance. Decrease taxes and increase the war effort. Unbelievable dumbassedness."

Once again, a profoundly liberal misunderstanding of economics.

Tax rates and tax receipts do not correlate directly. At a certain point higher tax rates will generate less tax receipts, as the tax burden prevents economic growth and can even lead to downsizing. On the flip side lowering taxes from that point allows businesses to grow and generate more returns to be taxed - albeit at a lower rate.

You got more to tax, you get more returns, right down to the other equilibrium point where the tax rate is such a small percentage that higher growth can't significantly affect it.

American corporate taxes are so. fucking. high. that any move downwards gives higher returns, not lower returns.

Not to mention that investment increases when there are less restrictions on ROE. Thus new sources of capital are created - even from outside the country.

Lower taxes on income, capital gains, estates and so forth, allow more investment (hence more returns to be taxed), or provide more motivation to store money or assets in America, rather than moving them to areas with freer tax regimes.

The ideal way for a country to pay for something is to do all it can to encourage growth, and generate higher tax receipts that way.

Guess what - "the rich" paid more taxes after Bush's tax cuts than before. It's a fact, look it up.

The other way - raising taxes - does nothing but hamstring free enterprise and allow the government to gain on corporations by default.

Like pretty much everything the left proposes it's just a backdoor push for de facto socialism.

In the current financial climate it makes no economic sense, no way no how.

It would ONLY make sense if tax rates were SO LOW that they could be raised without negatively impacting growth.

They aren't.

2:49 AM  

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