"In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt

Ever since his very public humiliation last Spring when he stated that Karl Rove had ALREADY been indicted on May 12, Pied Piper Pitt has kept a rather low profile in DUmmieland. Oh sure, there have been several overlong posts of excruciating boredom made by him but they were more in the form of territorial marking, like a cat urinating on a tree trunk, just to let the DUmmies know he is still around. However, Pitt has now upped the ante of his usual melodramatic antics and now wants people to know that he thinks that he is IMPORTANT enough for the government to take turn him into a North American version of a desaparecido as if the EVIL Bush regime would issue a Nacht und Nebel (Night and Fog) decree for him. Sorry, Pitt, but you just aren't that important. The only place you will be disappearing is into the Bukowki's toilet stall for an extended stay to disgorge yourself of your copious imbibings. The fact is, the government only really knows about you as presented by the DUmmie FUnnies and do you think they want to shut down such a great source of inadvertent humor as you have amply demonstrated in this THREAD breathlessly titled, "In Case I Disappear." So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt melodramatically attempt to make all memories of his role in perpetrating Hoaxmas disappear in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thinking of devoting an entire chapter of his DUmmie FUnnies book to the comedic Pitt antics, is in the [brackets]:

In Case I Disappear

[The DUmmie FUnnies will mourn the loss of its best source of inadvertent comedy material.]

I have been told a thousand times at least, in the years I have spent reporting on the astonishing and repugnant abuses, lies and failures of the Bush administration, to watch my back. "Be careful," people always tell me. "These people are capable of anything. Stay off small planes, make sure you aren't being followed." A running joke between my mother and me is that she has a "safe room" set up for me in her cabin in the woods, in the event I have to flee because of something I wrote or said.

[Don't worry, Pitt. You're safe. It is TEMPORARY SOCKPUPPET the Feds are after.]

I always laughed and shook my head whenever I heard this stuff. Extreme paranoia wrapped in the tinfoil of conspiracy, I thought. This is still America, and these Bush fools will soon pass into history, I thought. I am a citizen, and the First Amendment hasn't yet been red-lined, I thought.

[And we ALWAYS laugh at your Drama Queen antics.]

Matters are different now.

[Ever since May 12, the Day When Everything Finally Changed...for the third time.]

It seems, perhaps, that the people who warned me were not so paranoid. It seems, perhaps, that I was not paranoid enough. Legislation passed by the Republican House and Senate, legislation now marching up to the Republican White House for signature, has shattered a number of bedrock legal protections for suspects, prisoners, and pretty much anyone else George W. Bush deems to be an enemy.

[George W. Bush has deemed you to be the Clown Prince of the Left.]

So much of this legislation is wretched on the surface. Habeas corpus has been suspended for detainees suspected of terrorism or of aiding terrorism, so the Magna Carta-era rule that a person can face his accusers is now gone. Once a suspect has been thrown into prison, he does not have the right to a trial by his peers. Suspects cannot even stand in representation of themselves, another ancient protection, but must accept a military lawyer as their defender.

[Don't worry, Pitt. I will ensure that you always have the right to a trial by your peers by recruiting the jury pool from the Titicut Follies performers.]

Illegally-obtained evidence can be used against suspects, whether that illegal evidence was gathered abroad or right here at home. To my way of thinking, this pretty much eradicates our security in persons, houses, papers, and effects, as stated in the Fourth Amendment, against illegal searches and seizures.

[Please make sure your fellow Democrats stress this point while campaigning.]

Speaking of collecting evidence, the torture of suspects and detainees has been broadly protected by this new legislation. While it tries to delineate what is and is not acceptable treatment of detainees, in the end, it gives George W. Bush the final word on what constitutes torture. US officials who use cruel, inhumane or degrading treatment to extract information from detainees are now shielded from prosecution.

[We continue to have the right to cruelly torture terrorists with 69 degrees of air conditioning.]

It was two Supreme Court decisions, Hamdi v. Rumsfeld and Hamdan v. Rumsfeld, that compelled the creation of this legislation. The Hamdi decision held that a prisoner has the right of habeas corpus, and can challenge his detention before an impartial judge. The Hamdan decision held that the military commissions set up to try detainees violated both the Uniform Code of Military Justice and the Geneva Conventions.

[I suddenly have a case of the munchies so I've made the Hamsandwich decision.]

In short, the Supreme Court wiped out virtually every legal argument the Bush administration put forth to defend its extraordinary and dangerous behavior. The passage of this legislation came after a scramble by Republicans to paper over the torture and murder of a number of detainees. As columnist Molly Ivins wrote on Wednesday, "Of the over 700 prisoners sent to Gitmo, only 10 have ever been formally charged with anything. Among other things, this bill is a CYA for torture of the innocent that has already taken place."

[Strange how neither Pitt nor the DUmmiecrats can actually NAME the tortured and murdered detainees.]

It seems almost certain that, at some point, the Supreme Court will hear a case to challenge the legality of this legislation, but even this is questionable. If a detainee is not allowed access to a fair trial or to the evidence against him, how can he bring a legal challenge to a court? The legislation, in anticipation of court challenges like Hamdi and Hamdan, even includes severe restrictions on judicial review over the legislation itself.

[Cry me a River of tears for the poor widdle terrorists.]

The Republicans in Congress have managed, at the behest of Mr. Bush, to draft a bill that all but erases the judicial branch of the government. Time will tell whether this aspect, along with all the others, will withstand legal challenges. If such a challenge comes, it will take time, and meanwhile there is this bill. All of the above is deplorable on its face, indefensible in a nation that prides itself on Constitutional rights, protections and the rule of law.

[Maybe you should talk Kerry into introducing the Terrorist Protection Bill.]

Underneath all this, however, is where the paranoia sets in.

[Paranoia which seems to bubble up in EVERY DUmmie thread.]

Underneath all this is the definition of "enemy combatant" that has been established by this legislation. An "enemy combatant" is now no longer just someone captured "during an armed conflict" against our forces. Thanks to this legislation, George W. Bush is now able to designate as an "enemy combatant" anyone who has "purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States."

[Poor widdle terrorist supporters.]

Consider that language a moment. "Purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States" is in the eye of the beholder, and this administration has proven itself to be astonishingly impatient with criticism of any kind. The broad powers given to Bush by this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other part of the so-called "War on Terror."

[Fortunately Bukowski's has been designated a protected sanctuary so you will remain forever safe.]

If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall you. One dark-comedy aspect of the legislation is that senators or House members who publicly disagree with Bush, criticize him, or organize investigations into his dealings could be placed under the same designation. In effect, Congress just gave Bush the power to lock them up.

[Or as MTV kept repeating just before the 2004 election---you COULD be drafted.]

By writing this essay, I could be deemed an "enemy combatant." It's that simple, and very soon, it will be the law. I always laughed when people told me to be careful. I'm not laughing anymore.

[You will only be deemed an enemy of concise writing.]

In case I disappear, remember this. America is an idea, a dream, and that is all. We have borders and armies and citizens and commerce and industry, but all this merely makes us like every other nation on this Earth. What separates us is the idea, the simple idea, that life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness are our organizing principles. We can think as we please, speak as we please, write as we please, worship as we please, go where we please. We are protected from the kinds of tyranny that inspired our creation as a nation in the first place.

[LOOKEE MEE! LOOKEE MEE! I'm important enough to be disappeared by the EVIL Bush Regime! (Can I now PLEASE have a campaign job, Mr. Kerry?)]

That was the idea. That was the dream. It may all be over now, but once upon a time, it existed. No good idea ever truly dies. The dream was here, and so was I, and so were you.

[Your dream of a Kerry campaign job has disappeared, Pitt, after making the entire Democrat party look like fools for falling for the Hoaxmas fraud you perpetrated last May. And now on to the DUmmie responses to this pathetic eruption of overinflated self-importance...]

brought me to tears, both for its beauty but also from the fear and dread I feel. I am so scared for my family (this includes my DU family).

[Don't ever leave the sanctuary of Mommy's basement.]

Bush alone could change the outcome of the elections in November if he wants to. He can lock them up and throw away the key. And it's all legal thanks to the GOP-led (corrupt) Congress.

[And he can even make the Diebold election results whistle Dixie if he wants to.]

Have we finally stopped circling the drain, and started moving full-speed toward the sewer?

[Give my regards to Ed Norton.]

Get ready for a bumpy ride. We are following the path of pre WWII Germany to a T. We need to start a check in place to keep track of each other.

[Check the bulletin board of your local Wal-Mart Detention Center.]

The worst part about the "New World Order" is that you won't ever be able to escape it's reach by moving to another country. It's not like that yet, but someday, if their plans are carried out to the fullest extent, there will truly be no where to run, no where to hide.

[Fortunately the Fifth Dimension will remain forever FREEEEEEE!!!]

Even now we are on the verge of taking hold of the course of our own evolution. We may be a mere hundred years away from unlocking full human potential and making strides we can't even imagine now. But it doesn't matter if it is a hundred years, or a thousand, or even a million. Provided we do not go extinct, we will eventually achieve a transcendent human philosophy along with our technological and physical achievements.

[Enjoying your acid trip?]

Immortality and control are irrelevant where the human spirit is concerned. Both will fade, or all will perish.

[Sharing the acid with the DUmmie above?]

Never for even a moment do I intend to lie down...

[Pied Piper Pitt hasn't slept since April...2005.]

there is always suicide. The Archons ,rulers or"principalities and powers" Fascist f*ckheads whatever you call it,They can try to break your mind,control your life,damage your body..but they cannot control your spirit once you decide to refuse them control and the most extreme form of saying no, is to cut yourself free of your own body..To me, that was the core of Jesus's message.The body is not you. Death is not the END..Disagree all you want.

[Hey, if you want to commit suicide, who am I to stop you?]

I have a safe house if needed. watch your back and your phone calls.

[A safe house located in the backroom of Bukowski's.]

Yeah, I'll be a traitor. lots of thought, maybe the thought police will get me first.

[More likely the Thoughtless Police will get you first.]

Can I have some of your rice? They will not feed us as well as the "detainees" at Guantanamo...

[At least you can still gorge yourselves on orange glaze chicken.]

If we don't get subpoena power in this Election, * will absolutely squash all dissent. I hear that he has set up the Doomsday Project at DOJ in case Dems do get Subpoena Power. They will fight it tooth and nail. They're shredding as we type probably.

[Hopefully they are shredding wheat. I'm getting the munchies again.]

I feel the same way - and I am afraid. I am terrified, I will get flamed but I am seriously thinking of telling the ACLU to dump my membership, delete my account at DU and cut all my ties to all political groups. I am so fearful for my small children.

[They are safe as long as they are not schoolgirls at a certain private Newton school.]

I literally cannot stop crying.

[ I literally cannot stop laughing.]

It's been a tough day. I'm a teacher and it's my planning period now, but I lost it first period. When my students asked why I didn't have as much patience as usual today I picked up the paper and read part of an article to them. I didn't tell them everything, but I let them know they should be concerned about our country.

[Do you teach at a certain private school in Newton, MA?]

Thinking we might be wise to break into some cells for communication purposes; sort of a Deeper Underground Democratic Underground.

[Deeper Underground Democratic Underground aka Deep DUDU.]

I think about my family, and the people I love, and what would happen to them if I became a victim of Bush. It's not right. It's not America. It's...all over.

[Give up...now.]

But... I have to say in all honesty that if anyone feels threatened by the passage of this un-American legislation and granting of unprecedented power to the executive, they should immediately arm themselves and be prepared to shoot to kill anyone who tries to take them away.

[They came to take you away...HEE! HEE! They came to take you away...HO! HO!]

I'm gonna go hide under the bed and sob now. I really miss my country. I suppose the good news is we'll all be together at Gitmo for my birthday party next year.

[We'll light birthday candles on top of your Club Gitmo orange glaze chicken.]

The scariest thing to me is that most Americans don't even know what's happening. When I try to tell people in my family, many of them think I've gone over the edge

[Why do I have absolutely no trouble believing that?]

I think Will Pitt's posting are generally thoughtful and thought provoking, even when I don't fully agree with them. But I think some people have an over-inflated sense of their own significance. The folks posting here are, to the administration, no more than a pimple on the butt of the universe.

[Will Pitt as the insignificant cosmic pimple on the butt of the universe.]

I'm going to try to alter or abolish this government in November. If that doesn't work due to something such as a stolen election, then I will find other ways to throw off this despotic government. If they try to disappear me, you, or anyone else, then I will pledge my life, fortune, and sacred honor to stop them. In short, the evil would no longer be sufferable, and I'm stubborn as a mule when liberty is at stake. I bet I ain't the only one that feels that way.

[Correct. There are plenty of other inmates in the DUmmie asylum.]

when will people wake up already?

[In the Year 2525...if Man is still Alive.]

Will, I have avoided your posts because of some disparaging words you had for me, but today I did read this piece and it made me cry. Today I would like to make amends and stand with you against the tyranny that faces all of us.

The disparaging words were almost certainly me being an asshole. It happens from time to time, and I apologize.

[It happens whenever you indulge in a drunken Bukowski's binge which means FREQUENTLY.]

The Enabling Act (Ermächtigungsgesetz in German) was passed by Germany's parliament (the Reichstag) on 23 March 1933. It was the second major step after the Reichstag Fire Decree through which the Nazis obtained dictatorial powers using largely legal means. The Act enabled Chancellor Adolf Hitler and his cabinet to enact laws without the participation of the Reichstag. The formal name of the Enabling Act was Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich ('Law to Remedy the Distress of the People and the Reich'). As with most of the laws passed in the process of Gleichschaltung, the Enabling Act is quite short (5 Articles), considering its consequences. The Enabling Act was proclaimed by the government the following day on March 24. Following constitutional procedure for legislation, the law was countersigned by President von Hindenburg, Chancellor Hitler, Minister of Interior Frick, Foreign Minister von Neurath, and Minister of Finance von Krosigk.

[ACHTUNG!!! Pied Piper Pitt tossing around long German words to make himself seem important. Freudenschade, baby!]

Thank you, everyone, for the thoughts and recommendations
We hang together or hang separately.

[No one except benburch is interested in how you are hung, Will.]

So much drama, so little time.

[And DUmmie symbolman WINS a Kewpie Doll for having the brief mental clarity to NAIL Pied Piper Pitt. Continue...]

I'm pretty sure that actual Media people who show up on the radar (Liberal of course) will be taken out first, not internet "conspiracy theorists" which is what they call ALL of us, including you. Why not just quit the DU and play it safe, you've done it before. If indeed you are considered more than an ass pimple to this admin, as one poster suggested most of us are, it would be your duty as our leader to lay low for awhile as you are much too valuable to us all here. We are going to need you to lead the charge.

[The pimple leading the pimps. Continue...]

Smoke and mirrors, tons of ego all around.

[Hey, we're talking about Pied Piper Pitt here. You're on a roll so continue...]

It's too bad Rove wasn't actually indicted. Had that happened he might not have pulled this little ploy, instead been sitting in a cell, or too busy flooding his Depends to dream up something this rancid.

[But Rove was indicted last May 12. Didn't you get the news from Pitt via TruthOut? Continue...]

You know how much I'd hate to see you go Will, but I actually WOULD be pained if you got tortured, if that were to happen I would be there for you as a someone they have trained to kill, despite any disagreements we have.

[They plan to torture Will by forcing him to read his Endless "Penitence" At DUmmie Canossa.]




Hey, don't worry about me. Rumor has it I can kill people just by speaking.

[Correct Will. You kill people by boring them to death.]

I'll leave these words for posterity, because I know either way Pitt's threads are going to wind up saved for the future.

[Don't worry. Pitt's comedy act is being saved for posterity in the DUmmie FUnnies. Continue with your "words for posterity..."]

If we wake up in time to pull out if this nosedive, we'll be remembered through history as leaders of the revolt. If we fail and wind up in the Gitmo's planned for us, then they'll keep these threads for evidence. If I see long time posters disappearing, if I suddenly stop posting then I will have been disappeared, and any of you that are still around you better head for higher ground.

[Is that you, Ruth? And shouldn't you be writing down these "words for posterity" on toilet paper for Evey to read in V For Vendetta?]

September 28, 2006 was a dark day in our history.

[For DUmmies, it vastly overshadows September 11, 2001.]

Secondly, if you're a Tolkien fan, just remember that help comes from unseen, unbidden quarters when you least expect it (and often when things look their bleakest). The Eagles always managed to turn up at just the right time, to turn the tide.

[Thirdly, I'm wondering at this point how many of these dopey rantings are coming from legit NUttie DUmmies or from LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Got an email today from a Truth Movementer.

[Truth Movementer? Is that a Truther with constipation?]

Anyone that has posted here, even logged on here. Anyone who has said a less than flattering word about the current administration. Anyone who attended a rally against the war. Anyone who had a Kerry bumpersticker on their car or dared to vote for him. All of us here in the DU community are now at risk. We can be arrested without any probable cause, whisked off to Gitmo or even worse and kept there until we die without our families having any information.

[A Kerry bumpersticker alone is enough to get you a one-way ticket to Gitmo.]

When they come for me I will scream loud enough for all of
you to hear me, after I bite off someone's nuts!

[Is that you, benburch?]

I can't get my mind off this since yesterday. Everything I do or say is now clouded with hesitation. Add that to the fact that I work for a "Christian" employer who would probably fire me if they knew how liberal I am, and I'm totally freaked out.

[Don't forget to bow before your employer's fish symbol daily or it's off to Gitmo for you.]

SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER: WILLIAM RIVERS PITT. Pitt weaves beautiful, reverberating truth to Bu$h's raw, obscene power. Thank God for Will Pitt.

[Is that you, Will Pitt?]

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"Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November"

The DUmmies have given up hope a lot earlier than I expected. At the beginning of this month, the DUmmies were in a state of total jublilation by the prospect of their inevitable victory in November. Now that it is the end of the month, the DUmmies have already succumbed to doom and gloom by giving up all hope of victory at the polls. I honestly believed this DUmmie depression would begin by mid-October but I underestimated the rapidity of their mood shifts. Several things have caused the shift in the DUmmie mood but the latest one is the Senate passage yesterday of the Detainee Interrogation Bill which the DUmmies call the Torture Bill. You can see the extent of DUmmie defeatism over this in this THREAD titled, "Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November." So let us now savor the sweet salty tears of DUmmie despair in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking for a Dollar Store sale on Guy Fawkes costumes, is in the [brackets]:

Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November

[I think the Dems fate was sealed when DUmmieland went online.]

the odds were long anyway with purged voter rolls and phony voting machines. But in fact, there is no compelling reason to vote out the right-wing Congress on November. It should be crystal clear to even the Fox News devotees like Human Torch that our inexorable march toward a fascist state won't be affected by the results of this fall's vote. A slight Dem majority in either house of Congress will not produce the investigations and aggressive prosecutions needed to reverse our rendevous with Nazi Germany's fate.

[You have a Wal-Mart Detention Center in your future.]

The worst president in the country's history gets everything he asks for. He doesn't even pretend to work any more, just attends fundraisers and lets his sycophants in Congress and in the media lie, slander, and propagandize for whoever is really doing the scheming.

[He just relaxes while letting Karl Rove and Dick Cheney do all the heavy lifting. Why strain yourself when you can just relax in the mornings with a nice cup of java while laughing over the latest DUmmie FUnnies edition?]

We've lost, folks. eventually we will get angry enough and the neocons' reign will end in a similar fashion to (best case) the Shah or Papa Doc or Pinochet, or (worst case) Hitler or Mussolini. That's a long way off though. The worst president in history gets one vote of confidence after another, and NO ONE can stop him.

[None can stop the Bush Family Evil Empire juggernaut!]

It's not October, but this was quite a surprise.

[We thought we would surprise you with the September Surprise.]

Go get drunk or something.

[Happy Hour at Bukowski's will be extended today.]

We just need to get out the word the republicans are the party of unending war and torture, all the time diverting our tax $ to global fascists.

[Read all about it in TruthOut!]

That's why a Mussolini-like ending is more likely for the 4th Reich than any other.

[So you will be hanging Li'l Beaver by his toes?]

Bush's rating is very low with the majority against him

[A little Diebold programming can fix that.]

John Murtha as Speaker of the House. John Conyers as head of the House Judiciary Committee. Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader.

[...John Kerry as President on Jan. 20, 2005.]

I heard all that defeatistism before the 05 elections. Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA despite your hardest efforts to make everyone concede before the election even happened. I don't know if it bums you out or not, but we can and do win elections.

[DUmmiecrats translate the retention of seats into winning.]

Um Did you ever consider that the '05 Elections was the couple of bucks THEY LET YOU WIN? Can you not get this? You can be sure you are going to lose 20's and 50's in November. They will not lose where it counts. That is not defeatism. That is the reality of the criminality you face. To deny it, means you've already lost.

[Correct. We allowed you to retain a few minor offices in '05 just so you would bet whatever sanity you have left this year.]

Never !!!! I will not yield, I will not bow, I will not surrender. We will stop this insanity that has consumed our nation. Have heart my friend and fight. Vote, get those that believe to vote ! Vote for change. It is our duty. We owe it to this nation.

[Good news! I just fedexed you a brand new Guy Fawkes costume.]

Take it from a guy who had some terrible things happen to him in his childhood from ages 2-5, never give in. Always question and hold those responsible accountable. The tide will turn. The lies, the misdeeds, the sheer greed of this administration will be revealed. I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity.

[Please maintain that great attitude while Lucy adjusts her football.]

I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too. The truth is our weapon and it is vastly more powerful then you have surmised. Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention. Our way of life is threatened, not by a foreign enemy, but by one that is domestic and our job is not to capitulate and accept it, but to fight it for we will defend our nation from all enemies be they foreign or domestic.

[And I bet you burned a lot of V For Vendetta dvd's.]

Yep!.....Its over. Too many wussy dems. Even a takover of the House, the Senate, or both will be meaningless. There won't be any investigations. Nobody will be held to account for their war crimes, and nothing will change. There will always be just enough turncoat dems to make sure that the fascists get everything they want. We're f*cked!

[You just put a smile on benburch's face.]

As the numbers go, there aren't enough seats up for grabs in November to make any difference at all even if we win every one of them. Because there are still too many traitors within our own party who don't have to run for office this year.

[Give up all hope...NOW!]

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Absurd N-Word Accuser Of The Day

The racial slur charges against Virginia Senator George Allen have gotten so riduculous that they have reached the point of high comedy and will probably now HELP him. It turns out that the Democrats have overplayed their hand. Not content to let the obscure M-Word charge (who knew before that "Macaca" is a slur?), the MULTIPLE allegations of George Allen using the N-word have suddenly come tumbling out of the closet with such a roar you would almost think that every other word that Allen said during the 1970s was the N-word. Of course, even though Allen has been in the public eye for about a dozen years, not a PEEP has been said before over these slurs he supposed uttered over and over and over again. And now, on the heels of Larry Sabato declaring for certain that he heard (second hand thru others) Allen using the N-word comes the most absurd slur report of them all from the "esteemed" New York Times. Here it is: the latest racial slur word accusation against Allen comes from an ACTIVE Virginia Democrat who claimed via a forwarded e-mail to the Times that she heard Allen REPEATEDLY using this slur word directed against Washington Redskins (isn't "Redskins" a slur word?) running back, Larry Brown, on election night 1976. I kid you not. Unfortunately for the author of the forwarded e-mail, Ellen G. Hawkins, there was no corroboration of her accusation that supposedly took place in a very public setting and her former husband who was also at the same 1976 party has declined to comment. As a result of these incredibly slim pickings that the "unbiased" New York Times saw fit to publish, the DUmmies have now convinced themselves that George Allen is finished as you can see in this THREAD titled, "It's over for Allen: NYT : he made racist comments about black Redskins." In addition, the Huffington Post HUffies have also gleefully leapt upon this non-story in this THREAD. So let us now watch the DUmmies and HUffies rejoice over a report based on less than nothing in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who lost any chance for a career in politics because he used the slur word "Redskins" repeatedly when living in the D.C. area years ago, is in the [brackets]:

It's over for Allen: NYT : he made racist comments about black Redskins

[He called them "Redskins?" Yes, that's definitely a slur according to current standards.]

Specifically, Larry Brown. In Northern VA you DON'T diss Larry Brown.

[George Allen was so angry at Larry Brown that, as governor, he appointed Brown to the board of visitors at George Mason University.]

NEW YORK TIMES

[Thanx for posting that NY Times comedy link. Here are some of the laugh lines posted in their article jokingly titled, "New Report That Senator Uttered Slurs."

"Mrs. Hawkins, who described herself as a rural Virginia housewife and an active Democrat, said in an interview Tuesday that she heard Mr. Allen use the slur repeatedly at a party on election night in 1976."

"She described her recollections in an e-mail message forwarded to The New York Times."

"Her former husband, who she said was at the party, did not return a call for comment."]

And we haven't even BEGUN to tally up his ANTI-SEMETIC remarks!

[Nor his anti-Swedish remarks.]

Fundy wacko KKK Christian types subscribe to the same belief most Orthodox and Conservative Jewish authorities adhere to

[Sorry, the proper spelling is "FUndie."]

By all accounts he treated them with respect... and appointed them to leadership positions on the team and coaching staff. This point suggests that he was not a racist. Who knows for sure? You can't prove a negative.

[And yet he somehow let his son get away with constantly using the N-word? Sorry, does NOT compute.]

And I'll come clean here that I didn't like Allen as a coach because of the way he treated Sonny Jurgensen. That's STILL a sore spot.

[That settles it then. I am now against George Allen because his father was anti-Swedish. In fact I am now going to inform Charles Henrickson of the Swedish Anti-Defamation League about this matter.]

Why didn't anyone pounce on his racism the first time he ran? It seems extremely blatant with this guy. I suppose he has to wear a Klansman outfit for people to finally get it.

[You hit the nail on the head. With ALL these accusations against George Allen, why hadn't they EVER come out BEFORE?]

I don't know how true it is, but yesterday I heard several
reporters on TV saying that Va. USED to be alot more "southern" than it is today. Believe me, there's still a LOT of racism and prejudice in todays South, no matter what the media of the gov't tries to tell you.

[I lived in Virginia for a couple of years in the 1970s and can't recall anybody (other than black people) using the N-word. By that time it was considered low class for any white person to use such a word. And yet we somehow are led to believe by professional Democrats that George Allen used that word REPEATEDLY.]

Lizza and others have pointed to other "signs" suggestive of Allen's "race problem," such as a Confederate flag he used to display in his home that was part of a flag collection. Allen also had a noose hanging from a ficus tree in his law office that was part of his Western collection and symbolic of his tough attitude toward crime.

[And then there was that slur word of a team name that his father coached: Redskins.]

Lester Mattox and other "Dixiecrats" led the mass migration of the angry white male to the southern Republican party.

[Lester Maddox never became a Republican although it is possible that Lester Mattox did.]

The name of the team itself is racist!

[And any politician who ever attended a Redskins game should be tossed out of office.]

Well for a white southerner who grew up in the 60's & 70's....
to claim that he never used the infamous "N-word" strains the credulity of even the most dedicated freepers.

[60s maybe but 70s, no. By the 1970s it was completely taboo although I am sure a lot of low class whites used it. Somehow I don't think it was part of the vocabulary of a son of the coach of an NFL team. He would have been shunned for using such a word. And now on to the POSTINGS of the HUffies over the latest absurd allegations.]

Mr. Allen, after your electoral defeat in November, your are cordially invited to leave Virginia. You are an unwelcome guest now having overstayed your welcome. Please do not return.

[Just in case anyone has forgotten, the accusations against George Allen are ALL about politics.]

Show me someone who says they remember what someone else said 30 years ago...and I'll show you Filthy Damn Liar.

[Maybe she had one of those Roseanne Barr suppressed memories based on things that never happened.]

I guess it's just a big ol' coincidence that the people who supposedly "overheard" Allen are ALL hardcore Democrat activists. Just a big ol' coincidence.

[Just a big ol' coincidence.]

We don't really need to go farther than Macaca, do we? And we all heard that. Why, he even said it twice. What a guy!

[The M-word that few knew even existed.]

The Dems using Rovian tactics, it's about f*cking time. Smear all the bastards.

[YEAH! Smear them even if there is no truth to the allegations. YEEEEEHAWWWWW!!!]

The problem is not so much that Allen used racial alurs (bad enough) but that we have someone credible saying that he is lying about it.

[Yeah, real credible witness there. A Democrat activist who SUDDENLY remembers something from 30 years ago. Meanwhile there is no corroboration from anybody else who was at the same party. Not even from her ex-husband who REFUSES to comment.]

Rove probably set this whole thing up to make sure the GOP base knows they're thinking alike. It's a rallying call for their type of voter.

[Rove probably set these dopey charges up just to demonstrate how absurd they are.]

As a white Alabamian born in the 50's I can say that the N word has always had bad connotations.

[Which is why in Virginia of the 1970s it was rarely used. And yet we are supposed to believe that George Allen used it all the time. Of course, no one ever noticed it until NOW.]

Anyone remember when Dan Blathers pulled a similar stunt on 60 Minutes when he reported on fake documnents that President had been AWOL?

[Mrs. Hawkins' accusation is fake but accurate.]

The Democrats have overstepped the line again. You watch as this backfires on them and explodes in their faces. Just watch."

[BINGO!!! And isn't strange how all these accusers "just happen" to be Democrat activists.]

The GOP is the McDonalds of racism. Millions served daily. You could put Allen in a mold and then take out the entire Republican party. They hate black people, look to Katrina and how they watched them drown and did nothing.

[Thus spaketh another Democrat activist.]

Thanks for the giving us the Senate Rethugs. It's going to make inpeachment REALLY sweet.

[But, of course, Pelosi and Reid keep telling us that impeachment isn't even on their agenda.]

The following people also heard Sen Allen use the "n-word". All have been checked out and found credible by The Huffington Post.

1. Bill-New York
2. David-Los Angeles
3. Tyrone-Washington, D.C.
4. Yolanda-Washington, D.C.
5. Enrique-Miami
6. Osama-Afghanistan/Pakistan
7. Jesus-San Antonio
8. Jesus-Nazareth
9. Herbert-Chicago
10.Walter-Sioux City
11.Luis-Orlando
12.Ted-Waco
13.Bruce-Savannah
14. Michelle-Atlanta
15. Ray-New Orleans
16. Tom-Houston
17. Al-New York
18. Jesse-St. Paul
19. Hillary-Illinois/Arkansas/New York
20 Bill-Arkansas/Moscow/WashDC/New York
21. La'Quinisha-Harlem
22. Jer'ome L'Roy-East St.Louis
23. Hugo-Caracas
24. Fidel-Havana
25. Jack-San Diego

[The full name of the latter accuser is Jack In The Box.]

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The Reality Based Community Consults The Crystal Ball

Please forgive me! When writing the first sample chapter of my proposed DUmmie FUnnies book (publishers, please don't worry about embarrassing me with an extravagant cash advance when you contact me at: PJ-COMIX) titled THE REALITY BASED COMMUNITY, I neglected to mention that there is a DUmmie discussion group called, "Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group." Yes, the "Children of the Enlightenment," have just such a hocus pocus group replete with threads with titles like "Any Reiki healers in the house?" "Uranus in Pisces, Neptune in Aquarius, everything is back assward," "The Ascending Cosmic Pulse, and "Vedic Astrologer says Bush is out of office in 2007." However, not to worry. As I stated in the forward of that sample chapter, I plan to expand most of the chapters so I will definitely be updating "The Reality Based Community," chapter with the treasures found in the hocus pocus DUmmie discussion group. In celebration of this find, let me now DUFU one of the hocus pocus threads titled, Let's do another PREDICTION thread! So let us now join the Reality Based Community as they consult their crystal ball and make predictions in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, predicting that a DUmmie FUnnies book would be a best seller because of the hilarious gems mined from DUmmieland and because of the innovative CD-ROM insert material that I plan to include with the book, is in the [brackets]:

Let's do another PREDICTION thread!

[And toss reality to the wind...YIPPEE!!!]

I'll start.
I predict:

[...a really FUnnie DUmmie FUnnies edition based on this DUmmie prediction thread.]

The GOP will lose a lot of ground in November, and although it won't be a complete sweep, Democrats will gain the house by a narrow margin. The tide of public opinion has turned against Bush and his buddies, at last. I don't have to predict that, though; it has already happened. Public opinion is peculiar, and has a life and momentum of its own. Mostly, it is negative - whenever it can be against someone, it moves with great speed and with its own strength.

[Call me skeptical but you overlooked the Diebold machines pre-programmed to steal the election from you again.]

Al Gore is enjoying his current celebrity status and is considering, briefly, with a re-match. He will think better of it and decide not to run. He will make this announcement very soon.

[I BETRAYED ME!!!]

The Bush Cabal has been very good at keeping the major damage being done to high level persons out of the media; most people don't even know about the stuff that has gone down (sorry if I sound vaguely flip tonight; I'm tired.), but several people are in serious legal trouble. Rove, for example, will be indicted for something - not sure what - and there are at least a dozen others who will be in hot legal fires by the end of the year. Many will resign.

[Finally a prediction we can have confidence in. Karl Rove has already been indicted last May 12. Didn't you hear about it?]

Bush needs to take care of his health, also; I predict he will be feeling rather down in November/December.

[From eating too much stuffing at the happy Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners.]

OK - how about some other predictions, people! ????

[I predict that the DUmmies will continue to provide me with HILARIOUS material for my DUmmie FUnnies book. I predict that I won't blush in embarrassment if a major publisher offers me a HUGE cash advance for the book.]

Do you see a Dem win in 2008?

[Yes. I definitely see a Dem win in 2008 for the office of dogcatcher.]

I don't know about 2008 yet. There is a veil of sadness around the white house in my visions; I don't understand it yet, but it is there. And I'm having a lot of 1960s feelings.

[It's those acid flashbacks again.]

I predict that the GOP will retain its hold on both House and Senate, and possibly pick up a few seats. Democratic leadership will be saddened, but will tell their supporters to support the President and the newly elected Congress.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

There will be scattered reports of voter fraud or vote machine malfunctions on Election Day, but they will be dismissed as the ravings of a few crank Democrats.

[You don't need a crystal ball to predict that.]

I hope I'm wrong. But I see the same kind of complacency that I saw in 2002 and 2004, the certainty that Democrats would gain back some power and where are we today?

[Waiting to kick Lucy's football again.]

I can't make any predictions because I see a number of ways this could work out (Libra moon).

[I see a number of ways this could work out Uranus.]

I so much hope I'm wrong, but I honestly believe that we will wake up on November 8th to discover that the House and Senate are not merely still in Republican hands, but their numbers have actually increased.

[Die bold prediction.]

Osama is not out there. He is long gone. If he ever existed. A boogy man.

[He never left the North Pole where he works with the elves. Ho! Ho! Ho!]

I get images of very focused people--archers and torchbearer archetypes--lining up for battles. Not heroic leaders so much as multitudes of warriors. Time for action. I think we're going to see some shake-ups.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Gore is secretive and cool about 08, not laying his cards out. The crystal ball is cloudy. I think there's about a 50-50 chance he'll go for it. He'll have to be pushed by a tsunami of support. Though Gore is an Aries sun, I see a lot of water around him right now. He knows how to become 'like a mirror' now. Difficult lesson for an Aries.

[I always thought that Al Gore was an Eery Uranus.]

If the Dems win the House and Senate... or even just the House, the Pukes will see the end coming when Dems get subpoena power. They'll put tremendous pressure on Bush and Cheney to resign between election day and the day the new Congress comes in, so that Hastert would be Pres instead of potentially Pelosi. The deal-clincher will be promises of pardons for everyone involved, because they're already running scared even when they currently hold all the power. Of course, that would be the doom on any further political career for Hastert but he's getting old and will be well taken care of anyway.

[Was that prediction inspired by crack or acid?]

There are many great psychics, tarot readers, etc. on this board and I'm curious whether the people posting are drawing on those talents and if so, what the prediction source is. So please, I request you let us know whether your prediction is based on reading real tea leaves or metaphorical political tea leaves.

[Reading chicken entrails is considered the most scientific way of making nonsense predictions. However, metaphorical chicken entrails can be substituted for the messy real ones.]

My predictions are totally empathic, and like most emotional responses, are not always on the mark. I've learned from experience, though, to listen to my vibes.

[That inner vibe you're hearing is probably just a rogue fart.]

I believe that there are powerful people on our side working in secret to take back our country. There is a figure, a multi-billionaire who will be funding this operation, and who will start using the court system to take down these neo-cons one by one when the time is right. He has an army of investigators and lawyers who are filling files with the illegal doings and money laundering of those in high office with connections to the PNAC.

[Oh go ahead and just name this multi-billionaire---George Soros.]

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DUmmies Underwhelmed By Joe Biden's Presidential Candidacy Announcement

The first of the contenders for the Democrat nomination for president in '08 announced his candidacy this past weekend and hardly anyone noticed. The few people who did notice were notably underwhelmed, whether they be of the Left or Right. Perhaps this is because the newly announced candidate is the blowhard serial plagiarizer with the tranplanted Chia-Pet hair that few (except himself) take seriously---Senator Joe Biden. Personally, I am happy that Joe Biden is going to run because his histrionic antics will provide a WEALTH of comedic material for the DUmmie FUnnies. In fact, I am currently looking for Biden's best comedy performance ever. It is a video from about 20 years ago when during a Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing, Biden had a nervous breakdown implosion while questioning then Secretary of State George Shultz about Africa policy. It has to be SEEN to be believed. If found, this video will definitely hit the top of the YouTube chart for popular videos. So my homework assignment for you DUFU fans out there is to locate that Biden Meltdown video so I can post the link an an update to this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies. Even if Biden had the slightest of chances to be nominated, that video alone would knock him out of contention. You don't want a President with his finger on the nuclear button if he acts like he needs to be institutionalized as is the case with Biden in the video. Of course, that damning video won't be necessary to keep him from the presidency since Bidens long record of blow hard histrionics has turned off even the Left as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Biden says he's going to run." So let us now watch even the DUmmies look upon Biden with complete disdain in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering why I am the first PJ-Comix in a thousand generations to have a web blog, is in the [brackets]:

Biden says he's going to run

[And almost nobody noticed.]

Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del., bucked a trend by announcing his intention to run for president over the weekend - distinguishing himself from other visiting hopefuls who have dodged the question on their respective visits to Iowa.

[Yeah. The trend is that you wait until at least AFTER the mid-term elections before announcing your candidacy. Of course, such an unspoken rule does not apply to egotistic blowhards that love to hear the sound of their own voices talking about nothing in general.]

Biden swept through eastern Iowa on Sept. 23, stumping and raising money for Democratic congressional hopeful Dave Loebsack during a two-day tour of the state.

[Loebsack? Any relation to the equally unknown Tom Vilsack?]

"I'm coming back next year to do something else," Biden said near the end of his speech in Cedar Rapids, referring to next fall's run-up to Iowa's January 2008 caucuses, which signal the official start of the presidential election cycle.

[Biden is coming back to Iowa next year to deliver another long-winded, possibly plagiarized speech.]

Delaware's senior senator touched on health care, the minimum wage, the balance of power in Congress, and the overall direction of the country to the crowd of roughly 40 Democratic supporters.

[Most of the 40 were probably there to chow down on the free eats, not to listen to the Senatorial Chia Pet endlessly pontificate to death subjects they aren't paying attention to.]

blah. The less you know about Biden the better he looks.

[But the more you know about Biden the FUnnier he looks.]

Biden is poll worthy.. That is, if anyone cares to do a poll about him running..

[I have noticed that polls about prospective Democrat presidential candidates rarely include Biden in the listings. Maybe his candidacy announcement is Biden's way of declaring, "Hey, looky me! I EXIST!!!"]

The only support Biden will get is from a jockstrap.

[Extra-large if it is John Kerry's jockstrap. John Kerry wants you to know he wears an EXTRA-LARGE jockstrap.]

He's running on a platform of appeasement. A sure winner. F*ck Biden and everything about him. He has NO spine.

[Does this mean that you don't like Joe Biden?]

Biden can kiss my happy backside! Freakin' bloviating blowhard.

[Hey, it sounds like Pied Piper Pitt can get a job with the Biden campaign. Freakin' bloviating blowhards are known to bond right away.]

I know someone who went to Syracuse Law with him who said his reputation was that he was not smart at all. Where did this idea that he was smart come from?

[From Joe Biden.]

War on Plagiarism Threat Level: Red: Severe Risk

[LOL! Even DUmmies sometimes come up with FUnnie laugh lines on purpose.]

He hasn't got the proverbial snowball's chance in hell.

[True. But he will be a great unintentional supplier of comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies so I welcome Joe into the '08 presidential race.]

Just how out of touch with reality is he?

[Shhh! Don't discourage Joe. He is an impressive candidate in his own mind.]

Is this why he rushes toward any available camera?

[He wants to show off the progress of his Chia Pet hair.]

The most dangerous place in America, is between
Joe Biden and a television camera...

[Did Joe run over Chuck Schumer?]

Oh brother....I'll look forward to his preening and posturing..

[Me too!]

Every time Biden opens his mouth it just seems way more obviously calculating and designed to get him press and attention than it does for most other people. I am not naive and realize this is the case with most politicians but with Biden I just think he's so shitty at hiding it.

[Joe finds it impossible to hide his narcissism.]

Joe, put the bong down, Joe.

[And have a hit from the crack pipe.]

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"What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?"

In yet another sign that the ABSOLUTE confidence of the DUmmies in election victory of just a few weeks ago has evaporated is this THREAD titled, "What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?" In fact, it now seems as if the DUmmies are absolutely confident that they will be losing the elections this November. That's what happens when you believe the absolutely MEANINGLESS midsummer polls. Most people are either vacationing or are in a vacation mood. Their thoughts are on matters much more relaxed than politics. So if a pollster breaks the relaxed mood with annoying questions about policy and politics, many normal victims will attempt to brush off the intruder with answers designed mainly to cut short the interview so as to quickly return to the summertime reverie. Now that the polls are closer to reflecting reality, the DUmmies perceive a shift away from them which has caused panic in the Leftwing ranks. The talk has gone from victory to REVOLUTION in the streets. So let us now watch the DUmmies promulgating their post-election revolution from their keyboards in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting significantly increased activity from the red ants in his DUmmie Ant farm as the election approaches, is in the [brackets]:

What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?

[What do you mean "if"?]

What is a person to do? I took the whole week off, because I will hit the streets. But, I'm not so sure what people will do-after all these elections have been tainted for 6 years at least.

[I would have loved to have been there when you asked your boss for that "vacation" time: "I would like to take a week off after the election because I want to riot in the streets to bring down the system if the election is stolen from us."]

I predict a revolution. It's our duty as patriotic Americans.

[Even mandatory...if you are a DUmmie.]

i welcome a revolution, sadly though I predict, nothing will happen. the grumbling will get a little louder, the republicans will keep their stolen offices. america will continue its fall into fascism.

[You are correct. NOTHING will happen because the DUmmies will find that pile of empty pizza cartons blocking their basement doorways too great of a barrier to be breached.]

The outrage will fade away, and the country will sink further into tyranny.

[Karl Rove has already ensured smooth pizza delivery post-election in order to prevent any revolution.]

As a patriotic American, what are you doing in the "revolution"? Be as precise as possible because I don't want to lump you with the rest of the keyboard jockeys that bluster and growl and then sit in front of their monitors complaining that the "sheeple" haven't taken the streets.

[A keyboard jockey supplied with a steady stream of pizzas is highly unlikely to take to the streets. Their biggest activity will be to shake red peppers on the pepperonis floating on a sea of cheese and tomato.]

Just Yesterday. I was saying I don't know how I will get out of bed 11/8 if that happens. It seems to me that it is more imperative than ever that we win by landslides. Won't it be harder to steal an election that is a landslide?

[No. The Diebold machines are set with a variable factor. No matter what the count for the Democrats, Republicans will always remain a constant two points ahead of them. So go back to bed and STAY there.]

i dont think its much harder for them to steal a landslide
just more obvious. but i dont think they care. win, by any means, might makes right.

[Right.]

I afraid you are right. And most "landslides" are by less than
ten percentage points. Al Gore won by a "landslide," and so did John Kerry.

[John Kerry won by a landslide? Oh, yeah. I forgot how he won in the exit polls by a landslide.]

Meet in DC. If Mexican voters can turn out in mass protest, we can, too.

[Maybe you can form an alternative government like they did.]

The Battlin' Congressional Dems will lie on the couch with a cold beer and watch TV.

[And pizza. Please don't forget the all-important pizza.]

The Democrats will be told to shut the f*ck up or be sent to Gitmo.

[Or the nearest Wal-Mart detention center.]

Democrats were so certain that Kerry was going to beat Bush in 2004 and even went to bed thinking he had won. We are so certain now that we will take control of one, or both, of the houses of Congress. There are even those who are already planning what will be done to Bush when the Democrats take over. Imagine the shock and surprise if the Republicans retain control and Democrats have to watch them strut and become sick as we have to listen to them claim this is an affirmation of the Bush policies.

[All is going according to the Vast Rovian Plan.]

Likely, they'll Diebold in Hillary (or someone like her) in '08 to throw a few sops at us, on social policy. Bushite crime will be covered up.

[Karl Rove has already Diebolded Hillary in as your '08 nominee. So enjoy the pizza and accept the INEVITABLE.]

We cannot prevent Stolen Election III. But we sure can put the kibosh on electronic voting by refusing to vote on the Machines--and thus save the '08 primaries and general election from secret corporate vote tabulation. We can FORCE reform NOW. We can stun local/state election officials with our rebellion. We can put election reform activists at the table, with our demand that they restore TRANSPARENT elections.

[ABSOLUTELY!!! If you see an electronic voting machine at your local precinct---DON'T VOTE!!! That'll show those EVIL Republicans!]

Americans are not Mexicans! If we were, we would be occupying the largest public plaza in the country in opposition to the regime that stole the election.

[Maybe you could occupy the largest public pizza.]

Exactly what revolutionary acts will you perform when you "hit the streets. Stand on a corner with a sign and a bullhorn?

[Didn't that work for the lovely couple in the pic above?]

We all could have asked the same question "What will we do if the *** elections are stolen" in 2002 and 2004. Many of us did, and to our dismay, we're staring at another stolen election in 2006 and probably yet another one in 2008.

[And 2010.]

If the election is stolen again, I may never be able to go back to work. When it was swiped in '04, I nearly lost my job due to my surly demeanor. I'm afraid it will only get worse if it happens again so I may as well take to the streets and call the bums out.

[Was your BDS, Bush Derangement Syndrome, covered by your company's health insurance?]

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The Reality Based Community

(This is the first of a series of sample chapters from my proposed DUmmie FUnnies book that I will be posting in the near future. These chapters will be randomly posted in no particular order and are subject to further expansion if necessary. If you would like to make some input about these book chapters, feel free to do so. It is my hope that by posting these sample book chapters, it might bring the proposed DUFU book to the attention of the publishers. Remember, I intend to also make full use of a CD-ROM insert that will provide animated cartoons and song parodies to go along with the book. If you are a book publisher so overwhelmed by the possibilities of a DUmmie FUnnies book, you can contact me at: PJ-Comix. Please don't worry about embarrassing me with a HUGE book advance.)

One of the things that the DUmmies are most proud of is their supposed rationality in strong contrast to what they consider the base superstitions of the "rightwingers." They have particular scorn for people who practice Christianity as based on the Bible whom they regularly castigate as "fundies." However, despite this self-image as Children of the Enlightenment, when you scratch just beneath the surface, it turns out that the DUmmies themselves have superstitious belief systems that makes backwoods Appalachian snake handlers seem rational by comparison. One of the most popular DUmmie FUnnies editions ever was one from January 2005 called The Hopi Elders Speak in which the "Children of the Enlightment" take much consolation over a Hopi Indian prayer to help them get over the loss of the 2004 election.

This has been my morning meditation for the past year, a gift from a Montana friend. It has really taken on much more meaning in the last few months as, first, I worked as a campaign volunteer; and, later, as I have pondered what (we) can really do to overcome the turn for the bad that our country has taken.


Yes, isn't nice that this DUmmie gets his solace, not from a superstition-laden Western religion, but from a Hopi belief system. This should not really surprise people who follow the foibles of the Left since they will almost always choose worshipping a green pot-bellied Buddha over anything that hints at being Biblical. The way to a DUmmie's hear (bypassing his limited brain) is via any Eastern or primitive religion, no matter how far fetched it may be. So let us now hear what the Hopi Elders are saying to the DUmmies in their hour of greatest distress:

You have been telling the people that this

is the Eleventh Hour.
Now you must go back and tell the people
that this is The Hour.

Here are the things that must be considered:
Where are you living?
What are you doing?

What are your relationships?
Are you in right relation?
Where is your water?

Know our garden.
It is time to speak your Truth.

Create your community.
Be good to each other.
And do not look outside yourself for the leader.

Does this sound suspiciously New Agey? Could perhaps even Billy Jack himself have composed this prayer? If you harbor such suspicions, you might not be too far off the mark.

Create your community.
Be good to each other.
And do not look outside
yourself for the leader.

Know the river has its destination.

The elders say we must let go of the shore,

push off toward the middle of the river,
keep our eyes open, and our heads above the water.
See who is there with you and celebrate.


At this time in history,

we are to take nothing personally,
least of all ourselves!
For the moment we do,
our spiritual growth and journey comes to a
halt.

When not turning to Aquarian sounding Hopi prayers for inspiration, the DUmmies will consult the astrological charts for the latest political trends as happened on July 14, 2005 when they inquired, Astrologers: What's in Karl Rove's chart? Here are some of the answers provided by the "reality based community":

For Asteroid watchers: Nemesis is currently at 5 degrees Cancer -- conjunct the USA's conquering "manifest destiny" Jupiter and "gimme bling-bling" Venus. For Karl Rove (chart) watchers, Nemesis already opposing his progressed "I'm a radical reformer" Uranus and is creeping ever closer to oppose his natal Uranus. Nemesis demands an accounting for arrogance. Uranus is that proverbial reversal of fortune. Rove's Capricorn Sun (3 degrees of the sign) was sorely impacted by the Cancer Solstice and Full Moon of June 20-21, 2005. So was his Chiron at 0 Capricorn. Right there in what we call "solsticial degree." This points to a profound wounding of and to power and authority....

So was this clear to you or do you just want to tell this DUmmie that there is a full moon rising in Uranus? In case you think the DUmmies are just kidding around about using astrology to determine Karl Rove's future, the astrological explanations get even more detailed:

Mars transited KKKarl's Uranus oppostion Venus when the news broke earlier this week that he was the leaker. More to come..but it's likely to be lies...and the * administration always releases bad news on Fridays or the weekend so it gets buried. The April 14 eclipse point which was at 19 Aries is transited by Mars on Sunday opposition to 19 Libra which just happens to be KKKarl's Neptune and Part of Fortune. Mars/Neptune combinations are associated with poison and lies. Get ready for an avalanche of poisonous attacks (Sunday news shows) to save KKKarl's arse. Unfortunately Neptune conjunct part of fortune are associated with windfalls of luck.

Huh? Still can't figure out what the hell they are talking about? Well, let the reality based community of the Left clarify it even more:

Possible indictment around July 18. Mercury (news) will conjunct natal Pluto (destruction) in the 1st. Pluto (destruction) will square the natal North Node in the 9th (courts) and the natal South Node (trouble) in the 3rd (news). North Node in the 9th (courts) and South Node (trouble) in the 3rd (news) squares natal Mercury (news). If jail is in his future, it won't come until next April when Neptune (lies) ruling the 9th (courts) opposes his Pluto (destruction) in his 1st. Mars - ruler of his 10th (power) - will be conjuncting Uranus (unexpected) - ruler of the 8th (death) - in the 12th (incarceration)Saturn (loss) will have just crossed his Ascendant.

Um, well...thanks. I think. The only problem was there wasn't a "possible" nor probable indictment on July 18 especially since on June 12 of the following year it was announced there would be NO indictment of Karl Rove. As an encore, I leave you this final highly detailed astrological observation for you to ponder:

The difference is that the Ascendant shifts to 1'23" Sag, putting Pluto into the first. Mars-Jupiter opp is now house 4 to 10, Solar return Sun, the focus of the T
square, is now in a huge 8th house (Placidus) that spans 5 Cancer to 23 Leo and includes Saturn, Venus and Mercury. (I can't imagine any astrologer suggesting he flee to this chart as a better alternative.) North Node at 18 Aries is bearing down on that 16 Aries Mars, btw.

Do we see a trend here? It seems that the reality based community is more than willing to embrace superstitious beliefs while simultaneously frowning upon biblically based religions. One such example was on February 18, 2005 when a certain DUmmie complained that Alaska Airlines now giving out prayers with dinner. The high crime in question
was receiving a dinner card on which psalm 107.1 was printed:

I'm so disgusted I'm beside myself.

However, despite seeming to be anti-religion, this DUmmie wants to let us know that he thinks the prayer cards should be more inclusive so as to provide for religious diversity:

They're not providing blessings for every Hindu, Buddhist, Zoroastrian or other
flavor out there. THAT is why this is offensive.

You left out Wiccan and Druid but I understand the point. Of course, many DUmmies just want to flat out BAN religion as you can see posted on August 2, 2006---Should religion be outlawed?

Should religion be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife. What exactly is the purpose of it. If it is so good why so much bad comes of it.

Not wanting to sound completely intolerant of all religions, there was also this thoughtful addendum:

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

I'm sure after some careful introspection, this DUmmie would take Islam off the ban list. See, the strange thing is that despite the efforts of strict Muslims to restrict almost every detail of your life including making women cover their faces, forbidding women to drive, and even prohibiting listening to various types of Western music, the DUmmies are full of tolerance for that intolerant creed. And while giving Muslims a pass, they accuse the "fundies" of wanting to institute those same restrictions. So in order to stop the EVIL "fundies" here are some legislative proposals put forward by the DUmmies:

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative
world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

And who would be so absurd as to want to legislate these absurd restrictions into law? Some professional atheist? Stay with me Dear Reader and discover the maybe not so surprising answer:

I've actually taught graduate studies as a visiting faculty member at an ivy league divinity school, and I can tell you that the people I taught weren't a danger to anyone. They all were going to have at least 8 years of highly specialized education, and all were forced to learn the texts in the original languages and learn about the way those texts were created, transmitted and copied. These were excellently trained and screened students. No nutjobs among them. Sweet kids. Bright kids.

Yup! An Ivy League Divinity School instructor is making the
case for restricting religious instruction via absurd legislation.

I'm also a practicing High Church Anglican, although it would be more proper to call me a Neo-Platonist, (for example, I do not literally believe in the actual
divinity of Christ, but I do believe in the metaphorical divinity of the philosophy of Christ: the difference between the two positions, to me, is reasonably immaterial. Neither do I believe that "god" exists in the way that say your dining room table exists or is conscious even in the way that your pet is conscious). My parents were and still are strict Atheists and
until I was 18, I never set foot in a church. I think that religion is something that you have to rationally approach and study. It has to be something that is voluntary. To force it on a child is a crime. My children, for example, have never been to a church and were not baptized. If it's something for them, it'll be their decision.

So this same Ivy League Divinity instructor is also a "practicing" High Church Anglican who claims he is really a Neo-Platonist who doesn't even believe in the basis of his religion from which he is "protecting" his children. Yes, this sounds completely screwy but remember, folks, we are talking about the "reality based community" of the Left who seem to be living in an alternate reality not of this dimension.

Clueless DUmmies Slam Democrats For Criticizing Hugo Chavez

Even most professional Democrats, with all the mistakes they constantly make, know enough not to leave the nutty remarks made by Hugo Chavez about President Bush to go unchallenged. Thus we have Charles Rangel and Nancy Pelosi criticizing Chavez for his United Nations rant. Of course, neither Rangel nor Pelosi really mean it when they criticize Chavez but they have to publicly chastise him as a bow to election realities since they realize that all the Venezuelan despot has done is draw sympathy for Bush in this country. Most Democrats, however, continue to despise Bush and some, like Senator Tom Harkin couldn't contain himself and expressed how he understoon why Chavez slammed the EVIL George W. Bush. However, the DUmmies in general are way too clueless in the political department to understand the dynamics at work here and are ENRAGED at Democrats like Rangel and Pelosi for daring to criticize (even though they really don't mean it) their beloved Hugo Chavez as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Stupid f*cking idiot Democrats being stupid again regarding Chavez." So let us now plunge to the depths of DUmmie cluelessness in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, letting the DUmmies know that the MSM still are cuddling up to Hugo if it makes them feel better, is in the [brackets]:

Stupid f*cking idiot Democrats being stupid again regarding Chavez

[I could while away the hours,
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consultin' with the rain,
And my head I'd be scratchin',
While my thoughts were busy hatchin',
If I only had a brain.]

F*cking A. this pisses me off. If a world leader had called Clinton the devil, do you think Repuglicans would have lashed out against that world leader? When the f*cking hell will Democrats start being shrewed politicians and stop acting like a bunch of fucking ass whipped pansies?

[Radio Tokyo and Lord Haw Haw called FDR worse things during WWII and I don't recall reading about Republicans saying how they "understood" the criticism like what Tom Harkin said about Chavez.]

Jesus H. Christ on a stick! From Clinton (Bill) to Pelosi to Rangel! Here's a lesson in Politics 101: When someone insults your enemy, no matter WHO, no matter how you feel about that someone, no matter how batshit crazy or evil or insane that someone might be, you do not openly defend your enemy. You spin it. You make some sort of f*cking political hay out of it. You don't call him "my president" or any other such f*cking nonsense!

[A flat out Moonbat delivers a Poly Sci 101 lecture on how to lose elections.]

The Democrats SHOULD have responded thusly: "While I disagree with the way Hugo Chavez presents his opinion on President Bush, I can understand where his sentiment comes from and why there are many people in the world who would support his rhetoric. This President is responsible for the anti-Americanism so aptly expressed by Hugo Chavez and we should be working to restore our once good name to the international community so that people like Hugo Chavez will not have such widespread support"

[Good news! Tom Harkin shares in your cluelessness since that is EXACTLY the way he did respond.]

Is it really so f*cking hard? Am I missing something here?

[Yes. You're missing a brain.]

F*CKING A! I don't even think they GOP NEEDS to steal elections anymore when these people are their opponents!

[Don't worry. We'll keep those Diebold machines on the "R" setting just in case your Moonbat rant isn't sufficient to fix things for us electorally. And now to hear from your fellow Moonbats...]

It was pre-emptive counterspin. Chavez played directly into the Repuke playbook. Now, if Dems support him, the Repukes will have a guaranteed screeching point. Pelosi's and Rangel's remarks were smart and timely. They defused the issue. I don't like it either, but that's the way it's going to play out.

[Don't worry, DUmmies. It was just "pre-emptive counterspin." They didn't really mean it when they critized Chavez. It was just a political game they were playing.]

Maybe we really are political idiots who deserve to lose.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

I think Pelosi and Rangel were a bit knee-jerk in their reactions, it just sounded too defensive.

["Inauthentic" would be a better description.]

How does this work well for Bush? Since you know the way these things will work out, how does having a leader most people have never heard of insult a strongly disliked president help the Republicans? Do you know who cares about Chavez? Us and the Freepers. That's about it, in this country. Unless the Dem leadership is still trying to pick up the Freeper vote, this was just a flat out stupid move. One more slap in the face to all those idiot "true-believers" out there who actually believe in Democratic values.

[A DUmmie who believes the public at large is too DUmb to have ever heard of Hugo Chavez before.]

I think Pelosi's statement was equally over the top as Chavez's was. She responded to Chavez's name-calling by doing some of her own. Hypocrisy.

[Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmiecrat.]

So a win-win situation for the Bushies. Either the Dems AGREE with Chavez and look batshit crazy, or DISAGREE with Chavez and essentially support Bush. Either Rove is a genius, Chavez is getting paid, or I don't know what.

[Hugo Chavez is a secret Rovian agent.]

Another "Agreed" while I personally tend to agree with Chavez, and maybe some of the Dems do, too it would NOT serve them well if they were to publicly agree. In fact, it would do the opposite. By saying what they said, they move on to more important things - I hope.

[A DUmmie gets to the TRUTH of the matter. See, most Democrats actually agree with Hugo Chavez but publicly must PRETEND not to agree with him for political reasons.]

oh , mama it hurts! bush is the f*cking dictator, Not Chavez!
can't we keep things real, ever? I'm going to cry now.... it's really hopeless, it's really f*cking hopeless.

[Not completely hopeless. I think your Moonbat Whine could serve as the basis for a hit song called "The Moonbat Whines Tonight" sung to the tune of "The Lion Sleeps Tonight." Perhaps a certain Lutheran songmeister might start working on that soon.]

Politics is long overdue for a dose of reality. Such as the acknowledgment that the US is in fact imperialistic, and that it is the front runner in this era of neo-colonialism.

[Is that you, Dick Durbin?]

how about it! our country is falling down around us, and they
decide to be outraged about this. unbelievable.

[Another Moonbat flaps its wings.]

Joining the rabble in the gutter is not for everyone. If Chavez wants to talk like he's on crack, so be it. It will be a cold day in hell when I support that kind of behavior. By the way, Bush is a political opponent, not an enemy. You need to keep this all in perspective.

[Prepare for your tombstoning ceremony.]

If D's say Chavez is insane that is responding to the power of the Republicans & MSM corporate whores. It is a defensive response. If the D's use it to their advantage it is an Attacking action and not a response. Attacking is how you win elections. Not responding. The point made by this thread is to use whatever you can to attack & win. If you don't you are always responding and reinforce sterotype of spinelessness.

[A student of the Howard Dean school of campaign strategy.]

* IS the enemy. In case you haven't noticed, war has been declared on We The People. I fully agree with the OP--there was a way this could have been spun, by showing the universality of Chavez's sentiments.

[Another DUmmie whose mind is MIA.]

Opponent my ass. chump is a enemy of every living thing.

[Please use his correct title, Der Chimpenfuhrer.]

Bush is called a war criminal every hour, on the hour, at DU.
We have people calling him hitler, calling for his whole administration to be sent to the Hague. But apparently, calling him an alcoholic and a nepotist, or joking that he is the devil is beyond the pale of political discourse. I just don't get it.

[Correct. Every day in DUmmieland, Bush is called much worse things than what Chavez said. Of course, the professional Democrats know not to criticize their political base of Moonbats.]

I was puking over Rangel and Pelosi's goody-two-shoes performances. . .must be the meme from "the Billary" that from here on out until 2008, keep the Middle Americans happy with Democrats anyway you have to. . .
what these cowardly Dems don't get is that they need the power of their convictions to oppose BushCo anyway they have to. . .Dems are heading to lose. . .putty in the hands of Rovian spin. . .he's got them jumping through hoops for the Devil. I'm despondently sickened by the Democrat's impotent "leaders". . .we're on our own. . .FOR REAL!

[Give up now! You are mere putty in the mighty cosmic hands of the Rovian spin.]

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DUmmies Cheer Hugo Chavez For Calling Bush The Devil At The UN

Hugo Chavez, in typically bad form, got up before the General Assembly at the United Nations and called President Bush the devil. Some of the UN lUNatics applauded him and so did the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "'Bush is the devil' (Chavez)." Is it really any surprise that the DUmmies cheered the Chavez anti-Bush, anti-American rant? Such rants are commonplace in DUmmieland. And a fringe benefit is that Noam Chomsky got a plug in for his anti-Bush, anti-American book when Hugo held it up during his speech. Perhaps there should be a Hugo award for the most anti-American book of the year. Ooops! There is already a Hugo award for the best science fiction book so maybe we should call it the Chavez award. So let us now watch the DUmmies cheer on Hugo Chavez as the leader most resembling Fidel Castro in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Hugo drives a Yugo, is in the [brackets]:

'Bush is the devil' (Chavez)

['Bush is the devil' (DUmmies)]

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has said that President Bush is "the Devil" during his address to the United Nations in New York. Viva Chavez!

[Viva Fidel!]

Was that Great or What? Better yet it went over well to his audience, they aplauded, they laughed, Hugo was a big hit. Hope he doesn't recieve a big hit.

[Make Hugo an honorary DUmmie.]

Was he telling a joke or was he serious? I hope he hasn't gone THAT far off the deep end.

[Like the DUmmies he has long ago gone off the deep end.]

WOW.... Chavez kicked Bush ass !
Chavez gave a fantastic straight to the point speech, that told it just like it is... The imperialism of the US is going to destroy the world, if not stopped. No political side-stepping, no forked-tongue talking; Chavez spoke in the common mans language ! He brought up Noam Chomskys book and recommended everyone at the UN to read it. Unbelievable speech !

VIVA CHAVEZ !!!!!!
VIVA CHAVEZ !!!!

[VIVA EL PRESIDENTE EZEQUIEL!!!]

The imperialism of the US is going to destroy the world, if not stopped. And that is what I am afraid that a bunch of countries are going to come to the conclusion of, and we are in deep shit when they do. We may have a lot of nuclear warheads, but we are not invincible like a lot of people seem to think we are.

[Pray for conquest by North Korea.]

I know it'll never happen but.. can you imagine Stewart and Colbert having this guy as a guest LOL!!

[In contrast to any EVIL Republican guests, they would treat Hugo with kid's gloves.]

Chavez is nuts. Whether he believes that or not, it's poor form to say something like that at the UN.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

Bush is responsible for more wholesale mass murder than anyone since Hitler. The Devil indeed! Good to finally hear somebody telling it like it is!

[Now tell us another MIHOP bedtime story, my reality challenged DUmmie.]

Calling him the Devil and that it still smelled of sulphur up there, and that a psychiatrist should be called in to understand Bush's comments or whatever...I mean, that shit is just pure gold. Hugo brought his "A" material, and should be headlining on the comedy club circuit. Even if a puffed-up, blustering demagogue like Chavez was delivering these comments, it was friggin' great to hear them. Bush is a puffed-up, blustering demagogue himself, so....

[Hugo Chavez will be headlining at the FUnnie Farm Comedy Club.]

And I'd say that Hugo Chavez is a brilliant, and brave, and very funny man! Calling Bush "the devil" hit the metaphorical nail right on its head. Billions and billions of people are smiling about it today. The whole world is smiling. Yup. The devil and his evil ways. And imagine someone brave enough to SAY it! Very inspiring to all.

[We'll play a continuous loop tape of Chavez delivering his speech while you are confined to the Rubber Room.]

The UN is a place of diplomacy. It's supposed to be a place of peace. How does calling someone the devil fit in with that? It doesn't matter if you believe Bush is the devil, devil incarnate, a dirt devil, or Satan himself. It's just not appropriate for a place like the UN.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

And I observe that Hugo's use of rashness, while once refreshing, is becoming old and he's descending from being a leader to be respected into a raving loon.

[He's auditioning to become a DUmmie.]

Every DUer should memorize this speech. Whenever you run across any person just look them in the eye and say: "Bush is the devil". The people who agree with you are the right thinking folk. The others will have to be dealt with.

[Dealt with by a roving Chekha squad.]

Todos a la calle!

[Watching the Spanish language version of "V For Vendetta?"]

The greatest leader leader the world has ever seen! The man is infallible. No wonder so many DU'ers follow him like the a modern day Jesus. Viva Chavez! May you rule Venezuela forever!!

[Hmmmmmm.... I'm suspecting that you are a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

I'm so sick of Dimson. I thank God for Chavez! Americans need to storm the white house and take care of Dimson once and for all and then storm Fox News, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, and dish out some fair and balanced justice to the Rupert Murdock's, Bill O'Reilly's , Sean Hannity's, Katy Couric's, Matt Lauer's, Charlie Gibson's, etc., until we get rid of these corrupt greedy politicians and news organizations we are doomed! That felt good!!

[A proud member of the Future Chekhists of Soviet America.]

Bush is the Devil, the Anti-Christ, a despot, a tyrant, a war criminal. Bush is the greatest threat the world has faced since the days of Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan. I fully agree with Chavez's remarks, and I support his efforts to oppose Bush's wars of aggression and imperialist expansion. Viva Chavez! Viva Venezuela! Down with the Devil Bush! Chavez Condemns Bush at UN

[That was IndianaGreen posting in typical Bolshevik form. BTW, did you know that IndianaGreen is a professor at a college in Indiana?]

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DUmmies Put Liberal Apostate On Trial

It is a set part of Leftwing orthodoxy that the United States is the cause of Muslim terrorism. Therefore, when one of their own liberals questions that core belief, as Sam Harris has done, he sets himself up for a heresy trial as has happened in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Head-in-the-Sand Liberals by Sam Harris." The evidence against Harris is his recent Los Angeles Times ARTICLE of the same name in which Harris dares to question the LIHOPian and MIHOPian orthodoxies of the left. So let us now analyze the heresy trial of Sam Harris in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, predicting no more fancy Georgetown party invitations for Harris, is in the [brackets]:

Head-in-the-Sand Liberals by Sam Harris

[Heresy Alert! Stand by to read the heretical views about Muslim terrorism written by a liberal.]

Perhaps I should establish my liberal bone fides at the outset. I'd like to see taxes raised on the wealthy, drugs decriminalized and homosexuals free to marry. I also think that the Bush administration deserves most of the criticism it has received in the last six years — especially with respect to its waging of the war in Iraq, its scuttling of science and its fiscal irresponsibility.

[Oh, and don't forget to mention that you won a PEN award for declaring in a previous book that all religions are hokum.]

The truth is that there is every reason to believe that a terrifying number of the world's Muslims now view all political and moral questions in terms of their affiliation with Islam. This leads them to rally to the cause of other Muslims no matter how sociopathic their behavior. This benighted religious solidarity may be the greatest problem facing civilization and yet it is regularly misconstrued, ignored or obfuscated by liberals.

[The truth is that sociopathic DUmmies also support the Muslim terrorists.]

Given the mendacity and shocking incompetence of the Bush administration — especially its mishandling of the war in Iraq — liberals can find much to lament in the conservative approach to fighting the war on terror. Unfortunately, liberals hate the current administration with such fury that they regularly fail to acknowledge just how dangerous and depraved our enemies in the Muslim world are.

[The average DUmmie considers Bush to be more dangerous than Osama Bin Laden.]

While liberals should be the ones pointing the way beyond this Iron Age madness, they are rendering themselves increasingly irrelevant. Being generally reasonable and tolerant of diversity, liberals should be especially sensitive to the dangers of religious literalism. But they aren't.

[You're wrong there, Sam. Liberals are NOT generally reasonable and tolerant of diversity. Perhaps you should become a regular reader of the DUmmie FUnnies in order to dispel that false notion. And now to hear from the DUmmies...]

You're not going to like this, but you should read it. Sam Harris is a liberal, thoughtful guy. This goes hand in hand with the thinking that only liberals can address terrorism. But we better do it.

[You are veering dangerously close to a tombstoning.]

Also, read Looming Tower. This Islamic movement did NOT start as a response to America. It had NOTHING to do with it. Nor was it about Israel. It was about a hatred of rational thought. Think about that for a minute. These people are fuled by their hatred of rational thought. Or, and they want to kill anyone who doesn't hate rational thought. They don't care about the poor. This is not because we have treated the Middle East badly. Like everything else, it might now be how they motivate the troops, but the leaders of this movement see it differently. It is modernity, rational thought, democracy, mixing of the sexes, secularism, and anything that is not direct subjugation to the rule of Islam (the people running it that is).

[And since you have added way too much rational thought to this discussion I have to think that you are a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

When people in Denmark can legitimately fear for their lives because of cartoons for gawds sake, we've got a problem and we better start to talk about it or we will become irrelevant.

[DUmmies are already irrelevant my soon to be tombstoned DUmmie.]

He's making huge broadbrush smears against 'liberals'

[Yeah, isn't the notion of DUmmies being so fixated on Bush Hate that they fail to condemn, and indeed often praise, the Islamic terrorists such a silly notion?]

Instead of giving a rational argument against LIHOP, he dismisses it as "an astonishing eruption of masochistic unreason" and then makes the leap from that to "the decline of Western civilization".

[Yeah, like Sam Harris is going to waste his time debating the fine points of LIHOP/MIHOP dopiness.]

He conflates belief in 9/11 conspiracy theories with being liberal. But many of the major websites pushing those theories are anything but liberal - people like Alex Jones. Many of them blame "the Jews". Again, that's not liberals doing that. But Harris, without evidence, assigns this to liberalism.

[Alex Jones is a tinfoil hat nutcase, just like the vast majority of DUmmieland. Also the DUmmies blame the Jews by merely using the convenient "neocon" codeword for them.]

Why I'd like to strangle that guy.... but as a peace loving LIBERAL, I won't. What a bunch of BS this op is foisting on us, eh? Claiming we should gear up to fight the Muslims. Hell, if we just quit going into their countries with our militaries, we'd all get along just fine. But we don't, do we?
No, we are constantly sending troops to their lands, along with missiles, bombs, and bullets. No wonder they are pissed! Hell, we'd be pissed too if they did that to us!
This fellow, Harris, ain't no LIBERAL, he's nothing but a warmongering, bs artist.

[Welcome to the world of DUmmie delusions about terrorism.]

Having spent a lot of time in the September 11 Forum here, I think I may know some of the head-in-the-sand liberals Harris is talking about. They don't know the first thing about fundamentalist theology and even go so far as to deny that terrorism does not exist. They believe most every high profile terrorist act on record was actually a false-flag government operation. On one hand, they think believing our government masterminded 9/11 is the sign of being a "true" liberal, and on the other they believe "a ragtag bunch of Arabs in a cave" aren't smart enough to have pulled off 9/11 - a pov with very racist undertones, conscious or not.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Islamic progressives are the biggest casualties in Bush's war. He has managed to stir up such hatred for America in the Islamic world that the progressives there, and even the moderates, no longer have a voice that is listened to. They have become seen as collaborators with the west. Just as Bush uses the "you are with us or against us rhetoric" to back up his use of violence, the same is true for the Jihadists. He has effectively removed the middle ground so there is now no room for compromise or even discourse. His idiotic talk of "IslamoFascists" and the "Axis of Evil" has fed into the propaganda of the likes of Al-Queda.

[So when we are attacked by the Islamic terrorists we should just ignore it because of the harm it could do to Ismlamic "progressives?" Yeah, like the Taliban tolerated those who deviated from their rules before we overthrew them.]

Fundies of every stripe are very dangerous and only education will bring us together in the realization that 'god' is a metaphor and all religions are bogus.

[Translation: I am giving the Muslim terrorists a pass to concentrate on the non-existent fundie threat in this country.]

BB (Before Bush), these radicals were a very small minority. 9/11 marginalized them even more (though, I doubt it would have happened on Al Gore's watch...)

[Yeah, the Islamic terrorists would have been terrified of a President Al Gore.]

Seems that the Muslim Fundamentalists and the Christian Fundamentalists are very damned similar...and I DO mean damned. I maintain that Busheviks and al Qaeda supporters are two sides of the same coin, and all the world's people are caught in the middle while they have their little crusade/jihad/WWIII. The only real loser is the Enlightenment, which is dying.

[Also dying are your brain cells.]

Attacking and destroying other countries boosts fundamentalism --and it works the same way here. After we were attacked, look at Bush approval ratings and the popularity of macho, fundie jingoist bullshit. Why in hell does anybody think that Muslims are any different in that respect?

[The DUmmie moral equivalence argument.]

My experience with Muslims in Britain is that their religion is what they are: it defines them and, as you say, it feeds their political culture. Muslim politics are inseparable from their religion. Just like the good 'ol homegrown Christian extremists in the States.

[When was the last time a "Christian extremist" decapitated anybody?]

The Islamic people are not my enemy and never will be. Not in my mind. War is not the answer.

[Only Bush and the EVIL Republicans will remain your enemy.]

I'll bet that by mid-week, right-wing blogs will gleefully link to Harris.

[Or gleefully linking to DUmmie threads slamming Harris.]

If this country goes down the path that Harris hints at, there will be no avoiding religious and racial profiling, more illegal imprisonment and torture, and ultimately, concentration camps.

[So how many times did you sit through "V For Vendetta" while drooling uncontrollably?]

Forgive me if I don't worry incessantly about what bin Laden's up to. For 5 solid years we've been subjected to hatred of rational thought from our own government. Seeing as this is my home, it gets most of my attention.

[A DUmmie who totally ignores real terrorism while worrying about which Wal-Mart detention camp he will be sent to.]

This is just crap. They hate us for our rational thought. Yeah right.

[Sayeth a DUmmie who hates rational thought.]

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George Soros Urges Bush Subpoena If Democrats Win

Although the professional Democrats are now swearing up and down that they have absolutely no intention to hold impeachment hearings for President Bush, that thought is always just below the surface. An example is the recent call by Billionaire Democrat contributor, George Soros, that the Democrats should subpoena Bush if they win this November. Perhaps the Democrat pros want to keep this plan hush-hush for now but the DUmmies are cheering Soros on over this subpoena plan as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Soros to Dems: Win the House. Then subpoena Bush for misdeeds." So let us now join the DUmmies who are cheering on the plan the Democrats swear they will never try in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, currently munching on a Georgia (im)peach, is in the [brackets]:

Soros to Dems: Win the House. Then subpoena Bush for misdeeds.

[SHHH!!! We're not supposed to talk about this in public even though this is EXACTLY what the Democrats intend to do if the Ouija Board Polls hold true in November.]

Should Democrats retake the House in November, George Soros says they should have one priority: Subpoena President George W. Bush.

[Top priority! This takes precedence over the war on terror which the DUmmies don't believe exists because they think the true terrorists are EVIL Republicans, not the decapitating Islamofascists.]

The billionaire currency speculator, who poured more than $20 million of his personal fortune into efforts to unseat Bush in 2004, offered his opinions on American politics and foreign policy in a wide-ranging interview with RAW STORY last week. In the exchange, he responded to questions on domestic politics, while criticizing the war in Iraq and efforts to contain nuclear technologies in Iran and Pakistan.

[Watch the video of this interview with Dr. Strangelove HERE.]

Soros wouldn’t say who he favored for the 2008 presidential race, but he did say Democrats should take bold moves should they win back the House of Representatives in November.

[Don't be shy, George, just say the "I" word. Say it! SAY IT!!!]

“Clearly,” he said, “using the subpoena power to bring to light the misdeeds by the administration would have to be, I think, a top priority.”

[Clearly the Democrats want this billionaire currency speculator to shut up and not telegraph their plans prematurely.]

Is Soros doing anything to help us in 2006?
I'd like to see him run a 527 to throw some money our way in House races, if not Senate races. Then again, the House is where impeachment proceedings start.

[Isn't it great how the McCain-Feingold law has kept big money out of politics?]

While I agree with him, Dem will also have to start "swiftboating" to get national attention and support.

[DUmmies justify all dirty campaign tricks by saying they are merely "swiftboating" like they think the EVIL Republicans are doing.]

It's not swiftboating if it's true... It's call campaigning....

[Don't worry. I have confidence that you can just make stuff up as usual.]

The 2008 election will have absolutely nothing to do with defeating John McCain or Bill Frist or Rudy Giuliani or Mitt Romney or any other GOP prick who ends up on the ticket. It will have everything to do with defeating Karl Rove. If we, as a party, do not have the stomach for that, we deserve exactly what we get.

[Don't you remember? Karl Rove has already been indicted last May 12.]

My response is - YES. I WANT to be just like them. Because they WIN. And I want to WIN. And at present, that is the only way to win, to go negative, to smear, to fight dirty, to hit below the belt. I'm not afraid to be Macchiavellian - if that's what it takes to WIN.

[A DUmmie who obviously has NOT read "The Prince."]

WINNING is EVERYTHING. Ideological or behavioral purity worked for sweet saints like Mother Theresa but she wasn't in politics. Imagine how they'd smear her if she had been! And it would have worked with enough of the residents of Dumbfuckistan.

[EARTH TO DUmmies!!! The Left actually did smear Mother Theresa when she was alive. Oh, and how is Mama Teresa doing these days?]

Unfortunately, politics is a dirty business. I'd love to be able to take the high road, but it just doesn't get us anywhere except straight over a cliff. There is time enough to start changing the tone and timbre of the political game and demonize the bad tactics and the dirty plays and dirty pool, and start making it chic to bring a little more moral and ethical tone to campaigning and campaign financing - AFTER WE'VE WON. But WINNING is the first priority. We can't do SQUAT for the greater good, or to reverse the negative trends and the poison that's been injected into our political discourse AND into the American political landscape, until we start WINNING. Frankly, at this point, I don't give a rat's ass HOW we win, just as long as we DO. WINNING IS EVERYTHING. It's the ONLY thing. We can't do ANYTHING for the good, or change anything bad, or accomplish anything positive or beneficial for our poor battered country, or protect our Constitution from bush-rape, or stop these greedy, criminal, short-sighted, narrow-minded warmongering republi-CON NeoCON monsters, or save, and heal, our country, until we WIN.

[Mr. Means Justifies The Ends places himself on the public psychiatrist couch for all to see and analyze...and laugh.]

Here's where we come full circle...
If the retaking of the House in November isn't usurped by corruption (stolen elections) I fully expect to hear a lot of "it's time to heal" crappola being spewed as an excuse not to put W on the stand, in the slammer, etc.

[I fully expect to see you in the Rubber Room soon.]

Godammit. Never, never again! From the coup attempt against FDR to Iran Contra to the Starr report to Selection 2000 on, we have capitulated "for the good of the country." Never! Never give in!

[Never give in to sanity! Never! Never! NEVER!!!]

attack with your opponents pathetic roll call votes. Attack them with the roll call votes that are verifiable with the crap they push through and for the things they promise to their base but conveniently forget....

[Attack with verifiable paper roll call votes.]

You know, as much money as George Soros has, and considering how he got it, I think that $20 million was a pretty cheap sop to his conscience. I'm not saying that he isn't right about what should be done. I'm just saying the man made his pile on the backs of the poor, and $20 mil to him is like $20 to most people.

[Since it is so easy to bypass McCain-Feingold with those 527s, it does sound cheap. Bring more big money back into politics.]

George, how much are you donating this year?

[Coffee money so the MoveOn.Org folks can stay wide awake although they will have to buy their own cream.]

In this, Dems should act like Repukes ... promise that you won't go after Bush if elected ...and, if we take both, NAIL HIS ASS ...Gee, that sounds like being a Republican ... lying about what you would do in office ...

[Gee...You think the Democrats don't already have that plan in mind?]

common man to Soros can you and some rich Dems buy media outlets and let the truth flow.

[Ah yes. I remember the good old days when Democrats were insisting that we MUST support McCain-Feingold to get big money out of politics.]

Our Party is completely psychotic when it comes to doling out the bucks and supporting local candidates.

[You could have stopped that sentence at the fifth word.]

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"Yesterday, I Bought a Gun"

Remember the movie, The American President? It was standard liberal claptrap written by Aaron ("West Wing") Sorkin. The climax of this forgettable flick was a chip-on-the-shoulder speech by President Andrew Shepherd in which he strongly supported the banning of assault weapons and handguns. That was unquestioned liberal orthodoxy eleven years ago when that movie was made. However, it now appears that the Left has not only ditched the gun control shtick but now actively advocates arming themselves. Not against criminals but to fight against EVIL Republicans. They have even recently embraced the movie, "Red Dawn" which has until recently been denounced as a rightwing flick. Now the DUmmies are embracing this movie as a blueprint for their own imagined survivalist struggle against the Republicans where they fantasize themselves as leftwing Wolverines. This complete change in attitude towards guns can be seen in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Yesterday, I Bought a Gun." So let us now join the DUmmies as they fantasize themselves as leftist gunslingers in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wearing a bullet-proof vest, is in the [brackets]:

Yesterday, I Bought a Gun.

[WOLVERINES!!!]

It's a nice .223 mod. What did I buy it for you ask? Protection, nope. Hunting, nope. Harm to Others, Nope. I bought it for the day in my life when a war comes to my backdoor. I plan to keep it safe and very secure from my family and never intend to use it until either the Republican Army or the christians come knocking on my door.

[Of course, this DUmmie doesn't even consider the possibility of a struggle with ACTUAL Muslim terrorists.]

With that said, if they come with hostility, I'll blow their kneecaps off.

[First you have to learn how to aim.]

However, what if this "conflict" never happens, what will I do with this gun? It's simple, I'll be buried with it and a copy of the Constitution because that's what its all about, loving your country, and making sure you and yours are safe.

[You'll be buried under a pile of empty pizza cartons in a testament to your useless life in mommy's basement. Perhaps a friend will ennoble your pathetic existence by setting fire to those pizza cartons to give you a faux Viking funeral.]

For when the sword is mighter than the pen, you will live to see another day.

[Is that from "The Two Towers" or "Return of the King?"]

PS, I hope there are some ammo stores availabe during the apocolypse. Oh wait, we'll have the big black L on our shoulder so we won't be able to buy ammo.

[Even worse, you won't be able to buy toilet paper.]

They steal another election and we'll all be buying guns.

[You can then shoot yourself with a paintgun.]

I'm just saying that another round of Republican rule and we'll all have to become survivalists, 'cuz they don't seem to understand their responsibility to the public when catastrophe hits.

[Can you survive without order out pizza for a week?]

Hey, I'll tell you one other thing, there's a hippy farm about 30 miles from where I live. Hell I'll just head down there. The feds never mess with their "Hemp" production.

[Smoke all the hemp you want. Why change your lifestyle?]

Russian soldiers refused to fire on their countrymen...
---- And American soldiers, except for a few nutcases, will do so, too. In fact, it is highly unlikely that the Pentagon would follow the neocons down the path to military dictatorship. Not everyone is as crazy as the PNAC. ---- But just for the record, the American population is just about the best-armed civilian population on Earth. Those attempting to enforce widespread martial law would be faced off against 30-40 million armed Americans,.... who, after the first week, would have M-16's, too. ---- Thomas Jefferson could scarcely have imagined where history and technology would lead, but he understood human nature. 2nd amendment gun rights are not about hunting or recreation.

[I'm tempted to make the LOUSY FREEPER TROLL accusation but now I'm not so sure since the DUmmies have done a big one-eighty on the topic of gun control when they started thinking they would have to fight the EVIL Republicans.]

As far as a personal arsenal goes, I'd recommend one handgun (concealable defensive weapon,) one 12 gauge shotgun, and one rifle such as an AR-15, Kalashnikov, M-1 Garand or SKS.

[A DUmmie munitions expert weighs in.]

JOIN THE NRA NOW!!!!.....AND SHOW Them that libs and progressives beleieve in the right to bare arms.....

[Benburch believes in the right to bare buttocks.]

Lets satrt the DRA !!!

[DUmmie Rifle Association.]

But, at this point in time, there are other things to be concerned about and plan for. For instance, there's no doubt the blog-o-sphere has hurt these bastards. What happens if they decide to take it down under the guise of some free market bullshit? We all KNOW the corporate media hates the competition. One day DU just doesn't come up anymore. What multiplies our strength is the ability to communicate and get the truth out. It would be prudent to have other options available, wouldn't it ?

[Don't worry. I told Karl Rove to keep the blog-o-sphere up and running since you DUmmies are such a rich source for DUFU comedy material.]

Yep, and if you're going to use your gun to fight fascists,
those fascists are likely to be in the form of a SWAT team, so you'll want to aim for the head, as the torso will be heavily armored.

[And of course the fascists that this DUmmie means are EVIL Republicans, not actual Islamofascist terrorists.]

I used to be adamantly anti-gun. No more. I haven't bought a gun yet, but I've thought about it.

[Especially after watching the "V For Vendetta" fantasy.]

I recently bought one too... It's a nice .40cal Ruger Semi-Auto, and it scares the living hell out of me. I've taken it out the the shooting range a few times now and there are no questions that it will obliterate anything unfortunate enough to be on the receiving end. I hope to God that never happens, but I'm starting to feel a sense of security when I think about the fundamentalist nut jobs taking to the streets to bring us all to Jesus... If you start pushing your religious ideology on the rest of us, or dicking around with our civil rights, you'd best skip my place...

[Another DUmmie apparently unaware of the proclivities of REAL LIFE decapitating Islamofascist terrorists. Instead he lives in a "V For Vendetta" dreamworld.]

i am also armed with a .223 M4 carbine. The perfect CQB weapon next to the MP5, but can 'reach out and touch someone' effectively at 300 meters. You may want a sidearm too, a 9mm or .45ACP, as a last ditch defense or for a suicide out in a no-win worst case scenario. In these insane times its a sane choice to have a service weapon to defend your home. It's what's commonly referred to an STHF scenario, or Shit Hit The Fan, when society collapses into turmoil from civil unrest, catastrophic disasters, tyrannical government, religious fanatics, or zombies rising from the dead.

[I recommend you go straight to that suicide scenario from the get-go.]

As for the Microwave units that will undoubtedly be used against the populace at some point, since we're all guinea pigs to them anyway, bring a roll of TIN FOIL, drop it to the ground as you hang onto the free end of the roll in front of your body - creating a shield, and not only will it offer some protection, it will also play havoc with the unit sending the microwaves, especially if a BUNCH of people aimed the waves right back at them.

[And don't forget to roll that tinfoil into the shape of a hat to wear on your head.]

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DUmmie Confidence In November Election Victory Crumbling

Remember just a few weeks ago when all the polls were showing Democrats winning landslide victories? The DUmmies were already breaking out their champagne bottles to celebrate in preparation for the Bush impeachment and the purge trials of the Republicans. However, in recent days, the polls show that the races are starting to tighten up. This can be expected since all midsummer polls are WORTHLESS. In the middle of the summer, people are focused on vacations, NOT politics. Just ask President Dukakis who led Bush 41 by about 20 points in July 1988. As a result, the DUmmies are now entering the panic mode as you can see in this THREAD titled, "President doesn't think Dems will win either House... and neither do I." What set this DUmmie doom and gloom mood off is a discussion about an INTERVIEW that Cal Thomas had with the President in which the latter expressed confidence that the Republicans would maintain control of the House and Senate after the November elections and the DUmmies sadly concurring in this assessment. What is happening right before our eyes is the shattering of DUmmie confidence. They placed so much stock in the worthless midsummer polls that they are now worried that Lucy will once again yank the football away from them as a result of the more accurate polls of recent days. So let us now watch the DUmmie cork up their victory champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that President Dukakis spent several post presidential campaign years teaching a course that nobody noticed at Florida Atlantic University, is in the [brackets]:

President doesn't think Dems will win either House... and neither do I

[Pardon me if I suspect you of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL. The giveaway is that you referred to George W. Bush as "President." DUmmie protocol requires that you refer to him in Doonesbury form as an asterisk (*), or as Chimpy, or as Chimpus Khan, or as Bushitler. And now for the quote from RealClearPolitics...]

I asked him if he thinks Democrats will win a majority in Congress in the November election. "I don't think they're going to win," he stated. "I don't believe they'll win it, because I believe that these elections will come down to two things: one, firm belief that in order to win the war on terror there must be a comprehensive strategy that recognizes this war is being fought on more than one front; and two, the economy." He did lament that some Republican candidates think they can win by distancing themselves from his policies, noting that could send a message that people who do such things are political opportunists. He implied such a strategy might turn off the GOP base. The president said 12 to 15 races would decide who runs the next Congress.

That view was endorsed by a top White House strategist (Rove?), who forecasts a post-election spread of 52-48 or 53-47 in the Senate, with Republicans maintaining their majority, and a loss of eight to 12 seats in the House, but with the GOP still in charge. With the president's approval numbers slowly rising to the mid-40s, the strategist say that all Republicans need is a couple more points to be OK.

[EEEK! What is wrong. Why won't * accept the inevitability of Democrat victory? Maybe there is a Rovian plot to ensure the Democrats don't gain the House and Senate? Woe is us! HIT THE PANIC BUTTON!!!]

At first glance, one must wonder what dream world these guys are living in... and then the nightmare sets in...

[When you realized that Karl Rove is still in FULL CONTROL...Hee! Hee!]

Diebold, voter roll purges, ID cards, disenfranchisement, broken machines, long lines, confusion, "honest" incompetence, Diebold, erratic vote totals, sequestered counting, secrecy, Diebold, intimidation, provisional ballots, spoiled absentee ballots, lost ballots, deception... and did I mention Diebold?

[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

If I were a betting man, my money would be on the GOP to retain control of our government. Nothing in the past 6 years has given me any indication that this election will be any different than all the other recent elections.

[Getting tired of trying to kick Lucy's football, eh?]

When they win, you'll hear... "Sure, there was some dirty tricks and a few "anomalies" but not enough to affect the outcome of the elections." "Stealing an election is too hard, think about how many people would have to keep quiet. These guys can't keep anything a secret." "You can believe what the kooks in this country believe but the fact is, the GOP won and these guys are just wallowing in sour grapes." Oh, it's enough to make you sick, I tell you. I can already hear the talk of a "clear mandate" and the remarks about a "re-energized President".

[We have all those responses already pre-printed for easy access.]

This win will be heralded as a total acceptance of the Presidents crimes and will be used as a bludgeon to beat the Democrats to death with ignorant slogans like... "Democrats just didn't have a plan." "Democrats floundered all over the board and couldn't connect with the average voter, why are they so disconnected from reality?" "The thought of having Democrats control any branch of Government truly frightens Americans." "God told me, George, I'm gonna give you the Congress just this one last time, do something great with it. Invade Iran or Syria and get rid of those murderers over there... and so we will."

[You forgot the "Democrats couldn't get their message out," lame excuse.]

Maybe, just maybe, my premonition won't come true. Maybe we will win the House... if only just the House, what a blessing that would be... maybe their dirty tricks will fail or they'll be too afraid to try... maybe Americans will muster up enough pride and courage to finally stand up to these hucksters... Maybe, just maybe... but I've been thinking that since 2004 and would have been thinking that since 2000 had I been paying attention. Maybe this time it will be different but I doubt it.

[This time it WILL be different. The Great Pumpkin WILL arrive. I promise.]

So, you believe the Chimp? Do you also believe other things that the Chimp says?

[WHEW! Now I know you aren't a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL like the author of this thread probably was for calling him "President." Or perhaps you are just a smarter LOUSY FREEPER TROLL is is wise enough to cover his ID by calling him "Chimp."]

Who Is He Referring To When He Says "President"? That's what I want to know.

[Another DUmmie questioning the bonafides of DUmmie mikelewis who authored this thread.]

I believe he has a corrupt enough machine between the media suck ups and his Repug vote counters, it is possible to skew the returns. For staters they have been masters at gerrymanding , so US elections are about as meaningless as they have ever been. You are saying US elections reflect the general will. ?

[No. I am saying they reflect the Rovian will.]

these THUGS will NEVER allow themselves to be voted out....
how can anyone still doubt that? There very lives depend on it.

[Give up hope...NOW!!!]

God, you're such a downer! You're getting everybody depressed. It's not time for that.

[Please tell me that the Great Pumpkin WILL be arriving!!! He must! He must! He must!]

Expect the worst but hope for the best. dems better not a take a thing for granted in this election. The Repugs have a lot to lose if Dems gain a majority in the House &/or the Senate.

[You mean like starting up the impeachment hearings that the Democrats swear with crossed fingers that they would NEVER initiate?]

I pray that you are wrong,but........ I fear that you are right.

[Break out the meds.]

If we keep saying it's going to be stolen, we're only going to attract it by dwelling on it. If it is, it will be because we didn't bother to fix things and just sat around and bitched and moaned. Defeatism like this is why things don't get done.

[Defeatism is FUn to watch!]

Yep. Let's kick us a little red butt on Nov. 7th.

[Nov. 8th. Because of the expected high turnout, they are extending the election by a day. Republicans vote on Tuesday, Democrats on Wednesday.]

Okay,....... Then what? ---- A much larger question by far is,.. "if you feel certain that elections are being stolen, what are you prepared to do about it?"

[I'm prepared to don my Guy Fawkes mask. Remember, remember, the Fifth of November.]

The same thing I'm doing now... spending my free time discussing the reality of our election process and working to shift those who are in denial to anger and move those who suffer from depression to acceptance.

[I'm doing the same. I am moving the Democrats suffering from depression to meekly bowing to reality and accepting their Dieboldian future.]

Screw "acceptance!" If I didn't know better, I'd think you were a plant from the Dark Side...

[His use of "President" to refer to Chimpy is quite suspicious.]

Unless we can accept reality, we can never act on it... The reality is, our elections are being stolen right before our eyes. When people begin to accept that fact then we can begin to stop it. Acceptance does not mean acquiescence. Acceptance is realizing that since "they" are prepared to kill for what they want then we must be willing to accept death to stop them. Acceptance is seeing the reality of a situation and resolving to either ignore it or fight back. When this prophesy comes to pass, then come tell me I'm a plant for the Dark Side. My post is telling you that the Dark Side exists and it is coming. It's time we all swallowed that bitter pill and come up with a plan to stop it. Otherwise... we can have this same discussion in '08 if you like.

[Bow to reality and swallow that bitter cyanide pill.]

If the GOP wins again, so be it

[That's the right spirit!]

I already "accepted" that Republicans cheat but I'm not ready to accept that they will get away with it yet again or that we will allow them to. I am just one person but I do what I can to hold my elected officials feet to the fire to make sure we don't get screwed again. I've marched before in protest of the election certification of * and will again if they do it again. I also think that Dems are going to win in a huge number and that will make it nearly impossible for them to skew results.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

If you're like me, your kids taught you about computers. The polls now show that Bush's approval rating is around 20% among those under 25. If they try to flip the vote, I figure that some bright kid will, or has, come up with some way of detecting it. We also need to keep control of any electronic voting machines and any software used in them. I prefer paper ballots myself, counted by hand. As for their other gimmicks, we've seen them before. We'll be watching very closely. The Democrats and other non-Republicans plan to be at every polling place to avoid any "problems" immediately. Then there are Kerry's recent remarks . . .

[If you see the name "Diebold" on your voting machine, don't vote unless you can enter the booth with a video camera and at least two witnesses. Then give a 20 minute speech to the poll workers about how the election is being stolen and just make a general nuisance out of yourself.]

Remember how quick Kerry coceded two years ago? Remember all of those thousands of lawyers he said he had on callto jump in and save the day for us?

[Remember that Form 180 he promised to send in two years ago?]

You all forget that there is one very effective solution if the liars and cheats rig the election again. We take to the streets and stay there until the recounts begin.

[Yeah. I saw just how effective that was when a grand total of about two demonstators showed up at Kerry's Boston townhouse demanding that he ask for a recount or some such nonsense.]

I see it in his face and actions...they believe they have it made and the machines will do as programed, where needed. It should scare the shit out of all of us. Sick, sick, but so true.

[The Diebold machines are already set on "R".]

I felt as though I was impaled when I watched them after the fix was in. I know the very second it happened. Their act of theft is not what scares me. What scares me is as sure as I sit here, people will just carry on and do nothing about it. Nothing.

[Is that you, benburch? When I hear someone mention about being impaled, I automatically assume it is you.]

I worked with verified voting in my state for two years and it is like pulling teeth to get my Democratic representatives to even look at the issue let alone acknowledge Election Fraud is THE issue! So I quit about six months ago. So, I agree with mike. It will be stolen again with a complicit media and useless democrats acknowledging yet again "the Dems ran a bad campaign" or some other bullshit. I am actively trying to relocate out of this dictatorship. Before they will no longer let me.

[Have no fear. We will always encourage you to relocate out of this dictatorship.]

And if it is stolen and you know it it may be time to take it to the streets. And that will be much harder to do than becoming involved in your local election.

[The good news is that there will be a big post Halloween sale of Guy Fawkes costumes.]

You would risk arrest, getting your head bashed in
Or even being shot. Or even worse being sent to a re-education camp to learn to accept Big Brother.

[Please start registering for the re-education camps. Forms can be picked up at your local Wal-Mart.]

Before I read all the comments on this thread, someone get me a f*cking shovel so I can just beat my f*cking brains out!

[Will do but could you also dig a 6 foot hole in the ground to spare us the effort afterwards?]

Mexico has begun to create a separate government.

[That sounds like a post-election plan for DUmmies.]

republicans are playing to the subliminal vote, months before bush... was installed into office, his handlers had him running round from event to event in a jacket emblazoned with an emblem that to the eye, and from a distance, looked every bit as proper as the presidential emblem...and that's an all-too-real part of how they do it...subliminally =

[Look carefully. Bush is now wearing a subliminal Great Pumpkin on his lapel.]

Get ready for your vote to NOT count AGAIN...will the third time be the charm? Nope.

[Yup.]

You better get drunk, because in the morning the harsh reality will be announced on ALL the republican owned five networks that the American people decided to trust Bush & the republicans with "the war on terror and our safety, the talking heads will tell us (directly from the Rove/White House spin)...The talking heads will distort, convince & discuss how the polls could be so wrong again,(every election from 2000 on the polls have been "wrong" why do you thing that is)....But not a word about all the voting fraud in chosen areas around the country...We won't hear that from the mainstream for month's after it's far too late!!!

["You better get drunk" is advice that Susan Estrich faithfully followed in November 2004.]

Anyone hear Cheney on MTP last week? He said, with that fucking smirk on his face, that Nancy Pelosi would NOT be the next Speaker of the House. Just like Bush* said he would not lose the election in 2004. The dice are loaded with Diebold.

[Republicans roll the Diebold dice and its craps for Democrats.]

some people here are setting themselves up for another big crash let down. It's so sad. There is no fairness, there is no democracy, your vote counts for nothing. There is the Bush evil, there is Diebold, there is a population as dumb as a suitcase of rocks. sorry to be such a 'downer', but come on... they CHEAT, they LIE, they MURDER, they TORTURE. what to do? look south to Mexico, they're doing something.

[Do what the Mexican DUmmies are doing...Set up your own alternate government in your own alternate reality.]

this is how you vote... with your body and soul hitting the streets in large screaming mad numbers. Not violent, but loud as f*cking hell.I suppose you think elections are run fairly, that's your right and opinion. I happen to think it's all a big stinking sham and would not insult myself to even bother playing the game.

[Scream! Hit the streets! Protest! Don't insult yourself by bothering to play the voting sham game!]

This is one of the saddest, most depressing posts I've ever seen here at Democratic Underground.

[If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye
It's no secret you'll feel better if you cry
When waking from a bad dream
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only false emotions that you feel

If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind the cloudy skies
So let your hair down and go on and cry

If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Well now, remember sunshine can be found
Behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go right on and cry]

I will continue to read the writing on the wall as I see it. The truth is we're f*cked until everyone knows we're f*cked and then, we have a chance of not being f*cked any more. The GOP has motive, opportunity and a history that cannot be denied; what makes you think they're not going to steal it "this time"? What makes you so sure that the known security risks in the machines won't be exploited by the Republicans? What makes you so sure the new Identification laws won't keep people from the polls? What makes you so sure all of this hysteria about the screwed up election day procedures that conjure images of long lines won't discourage participation? What makes you so sure absentee ballots won't be tampered with and lost, ruled invalid or illegally padded? Where are you getting this faith? I don't know about you but when I hear George Bush say he's going to win an election, I tend to believe him because I know how he's going to do it. If you don't believe it now... just wait. I'll show it to you on the 8th.

[Too bad. You only used 3 F-words in one sentence. You need 4 F-words in a sentence to break the DUmmie record.]

Der Chimpenfuhrer is increasingly delusional so forgive me if I don't put much stock in his predictions.

[LOL! "Chimpenfuhrer." I'll have to file that one away with "Chimpus Khan."]

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"Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass"

When faced with the Swift Boat Vets commercials during his 2004 campaign, John Kerry basically assumed the fetal position and just hoped they would go away. Instead, that series of commercials turned out to be perhaps the most effective ads in political history. Kerry's strong lead early in August of that year quickly dissipated as a result of those commercials. However, Kerry now has had a change of heart. Now he is ANGRY and as indicated by this DUmmie THREAD, "Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass." Unfortunately for Kerry, even most of the DUmmies aren't buying into Kerry's false bravado. As even they have noticed, Kerry was MIA when it came to answering the Swift Boat Vets For Truth charges a couple of years ago. And now he wants a SECOND chance in which he promises to be aggressive? Sorry, Kerry. You had your chance and you blew it. However, it is amusing to watch both Kerry's and the DUmmie rage at the Swift Boat Vets in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, whose memory of those commercials has been seared, SEARED into his mind, is in the [brackets]:

Kerry: I'm prepared to kick Swift Boat's ass

[Kerry: I'm prepared to sign my Form 180...but not send it in.]

Sen. John Kerry (D-MA) doesn't believe that Hillary Clinton has the inside track on the 2008 Democratic presidential nomination and says he would vigorously defend himself against new attacks by the Swift Boat team, according to an interview with The Examiner.

[Hillary's nomination has already been arranged by Karl Rove, Kerry. Live with it.]

"I’m prepared to kick their ass from one end of America to the other," said Kerry, in a strong hint that he intends to run for president once again.

[Kerry is preparing to attack them with a whiffle ball.]

In response to wide talk of Sen. Clinton (D-NY) being the favorite for the Democrats in 2008, Kerry says, "I don’t buy it. ... I don’t care what the dominant, conventional wisdom is today; it will not be the dominant, conventional wisdom in a year."

[When Kerry finally realizes that the 2008 nomination WON'T be his, the implosion will be incredible to behold.]

RAWSTORY

I like his attitude. I hope he backs it up with action.

[You mean like that thumb stuck in his mouth action of 2004 when the Swift Boat Vets confronted him in the commercials?]

where the hell was he when he ran last time and won???
He walked away and let bush have the presidency.I was sick and depressed for months.I campaigned for him and John Edwards and when he walked away with out a fight I was devastated!!!!!

[Have a hit from Susan Estrich's 2004 champagne victory bottle.]

Exactly. Should we believe him, this time around?

[Lucy requests that you kick her football just one more time.]

I gave more money thn all my previous donations together, campaigned for him in 2 states.It was his to lose and he lost it. We can blame other people but if he had put up a good fight he would have won. Not Him! Not Hilary! Someone without baggage that wants to put up a fight (Clark? Feingold?)

[(Kucinich? Sharpton?)]

How I wish he'd been prepared to kick "Swiftboat" ass in 2004.... How different life now might be. Go Clark, Edwards, Warner, Richardson, Gore, and anyone else who might chose to run and the FIGHT when they are F*CKED. Too bad John learned his lesson a few years too late.

[FIGHT when they are F*CKED? Great upbeat campaign slogan there.]

Trust me on this, you're not wrong.....Kerry won't get a second chance to f*ck up. Democrats want to win and he really doesn't have what it takes. I think John Kerry makes a pretty decent senator from Massachusetts (other than his pro-war votes) but thats pretty much stretching his limits to the max. He's not presidential material. He let bottom feeding scum suckers (ie the "swiftboaters") derail him in 2004 with little or no protest. Then he let Ohio be stolen with no protest. This is not the person I want representing my party in 2008. It's time to fight back and Kerry apparently doesn't know how.

[Oh pretty please! Give me a second chance to mess up again!]

He folded quicker than Superman on laundry day. It boggles the mind people still support him and want him to run again. What the proverb about doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome?

[Dan Rather could probably come up with a fake folksy Texas proverb. He will fax it to you from a Kinko's complete with proportional spacing and superscript.]

I'm pretty certain it was Albert Einstein....
"Insanity: the belief that one can get different results by doing the same thing."

[Like kicking Lucy's football over and over and over again.]

JOHN KERRY IS A SHILL. Kerry's job was to lose the election. That's why he never defended himself against the bullshit Swiftboat rubbish. That's why he conceded election night. That's why he never fought to ensure there was a clean vote. Bush is Skull and Bones. Kerry is Skull and Bones. Research the group. That is their one and only loyalty. Not to any party or, heaven forbid, the people of the United States.

[Kerry was Karl Rove's sleeper agent. When shown the Red Queen, he folded up and went into the fetal position.]

What I find frustrating is that the conspiracy theorists who propose wacky theories like this do a lot of damage to legitimate causes, like voting fraud.

[Or maybe they think your wacky election fraud conspiracy theory is harming their legitimate cause, like the Skull & Bones theory.]

So what do you make of his concession on election night?
I mean, if he genuinely wanted a fair count, why give up at the start?

[Because that way he could get back to the Davos ski slopes that much quicker.]

He didn't concede on election night! It the following day, and the facts about his actions thereafter are posted.

[True. Kerry wanted to get a good night's sleep so he could be nice and fresh when he conceded.]

Poor John. He brings to mind the good ol school daze... going home after being picked on and thinking up the perfect come-back a day or 2 later.

[In John's case, a year or 2 later.]

Sorry, but John Kerry has been tagged as a
Flip-Flopper and I think rightly so. It's a little too late to fire back at the Swift Boaters now.

[John Kerry flipped before he flopped.]

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"'Swift Boat' Backer Funds New Project To Target Democratic Candidates"

Do you want to know the name of the person most responsible for Bush's victory in the last election? Surprise! It wasn't Karl Rove. The person who enabled the Bush victory is virtually unknown outside of South Florida---Brian Craig, co-host of the Steve Kane Show on WNN radio in Broward County. And I was present at the creation of the Bush victory. It happened early one summer morning in 2004 when I flicked on the radio at 6:00 AM to listen to the Steve Kane Show. The show's opening featured the voice of John Edwards saying, "If you have any question of what John Kerry is made of, just spend three minutes with the men who served with him..." This was followed by the voices of the Swift Boat vets talking about John Kerry not being honest and lying. This, now familiar clip, was put together by Brian Craig. Here is some of the BACKGROUND about how that clip ultimately came to be the most effective CAMPAIGN COMMERCIAL in political history as related by Nat Trayger who occasionally appears on WNN radio:

Before this election, I was channel surfing and I came upon a rebroadcast of a debate on C-Span. The debate had been originally aired in 1971 on the Dick Cavett Show. The opponents were two swift boat veterans, John Kerry and John O’Neill. The subject they debated, largely without interference from Mr. Cavett, was John Kerry’s public accusations concerning the alleged large number of war crimes committed by American soldiers. I watched and was fascinated by the obvious distaste and vitriol these men had for each other and I knew that there was political gold in them thar hills.

I sit in as a once a week guest on a radio show hosted by Steve Kane. The show broadcasts to Broward and Palm Beach County in Florida, the scene of electoral confusion and conflict during the 2000 election. On the show we discuss politics and social issues and we definitely lean conservative. I contacted the producer of the show, Brian Craig and he had also seen the debate and sensed what he had to do: Find John O’Neill.

...I informed Brian that John O’Neill was a lawyer in Texas and gave him the most up to date E mail address that I could find. Brian had also been tracking down John O’Neill and one of the first talk shows in the country to have John O’Neill and other swift boat veterans who opposed John Kerry was the Steve Kane Show. To our surprise they had many negative things to say not only about John Kerry’s anti war protests but his service also. These allegations became the focus of a national debate. Other local and national radio and television shows also began to interview the anti Kerry swift boat veterans.

...Senator John Edwards came to Fort Lauderdale and echoed the dominant theme of the Kerry campaign by stating “If you want to know about John Kerry, just spend three minutes with the men who served with him thirty years ago.” Brian Craig took Edwards statement as a challenge and played this statement followed by some of the negative comments that had been made on the Steve Kane Show by some of the swift boat veterans. Brian contacted the swift boat veterans who by now had organized and informed them of Edwards’ statement and his response to it. This suggestion was turned into the television ad that received so much national attention. Many analysts believe that the swift boat ads slowed Senator Kerry’s building of momentum.

So now, boys and girls, you know the TRUE story about the birth of the Swift Boat Vets For Truth commercials. The first of those commercials was almost identical to the one that Brian Craig produced which I heard on WNN. And ever since then the Left has been completely paranoid about the Swift Boat Vets for Truth. They have even come up with a term for their criticisms, "swiftboating" which has entered the Leftwing lexicon. See, when a conservative criticizes a liberal that is now called swiftboating but when a liberal hurls the wildest of charges against a conservative, that is known to the Left as "speaking truth to power."

Now that you know the background of the Swift Boat commercials, and the resulting Leftwing paranoia about them, one can understand the rage exhibited by the Huffington Post HUffies over this STORY, "'Swift Boat' Backer Funds New Project To Target Democratic Candidates..." So let us now join the HUffies, paranoid about being "swiftboated" in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Brian Craig will still call him an "agenda caller" the next time he phones in to the Steve Kane Show, is in the [brackets] :

"Swift Boat" Backer Funds New Project To Target Democratic Candidates...

[Run for the hills! We're being swiftboated!!!]

So my friend Robert J. Perry, the original swift-boating money man, has just plunked down the $5 million seed money to start up yet another front group entitled the Economic Freedom Fund. The Republican donor who helped bankroll the Swift Boat attacks on Democratic Sen. John Kerry's war record has given $5 million to a new group targeting Democratic candidates.

[John Kerry will show them...just as soon as he gets around to sending in his Form 180.]

Let the bastard waste his money. People that I have known for years, that have been apathetic about politics, are fired up this year. They are sick of the lies, the incompetence, the cronyism, the creeping fascism, and the hubris that the Republicans embody. Since "Swiftboating" has entered the lexicon as a sleaze tactic, it is immediately associated with the GOP.

[Since "Freudenschade" has entered the lexicon as premature gloating over a victory that hasn't happened, it is immediately associated with the Democrats.]

The GOP is going down this November but we all have to contribute time and money to help insure that it happens. Vote 06, Impeach 07 & Reinvent America 08!!!

[Freudenschade, baby! Oh, and what happened to all that Democrat jabber about impeachment not being on the table?]

Ya got one problem with your complaints against the "Swiftboat" veterans: Kerry was never able to refute what they said. They cited dates, times, places, witnesses. Kerry simply said, "How dare you challenge me, a decorated war veteran?" It was easy. Tell the truth, and they sunk Kerry's lying little swiftboat tale.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Pure pigs. Simple pigs. They are pigs, pure and simple.

[Speaking truth to power by conveniently avoiding FACTS?]

Obviously anyone and everyone who opposes such a moral and intellectual superior such as the President and all members of the Republican party can and must be "swiftboated". They must be slandered, libeled, labeled, criticized, and if necessary - jailed. If they still refuse to obey, it is well within the power of the Presidency to publicly execute anyone he sees fit. This of course will be done in the name of Freedom. If this is done in the name of Freedom, the public will not only encourage this, they will gang up on those who do not obey to help the President's cause. Think of what a wonderful country this would be if angry mobs roamed the streets, dragging out all those who have been swiftboated and publicly beating them to death as a message to all others who would dare disobey. We would then and only then be the best country ever!

[So how many showings of V For Vendetta did you sit through?]

The Swift Boat backers are no different than any conservative group. The Taliban, el-Qaeda, and Republicans all hate America and freedom. They will not rest until our democracy is destroyed. What would you have done to a nazi brown shirt in 1938? Conservatives today deserve no better.

[Are you speaking truth to power or are you one of those 9/11 Truthers?]

Let 'em lie, swipe and do G-d knows what about our great Democratic candidates. The American people are fed up and will vote out all Republicans in Novemaber. then we impeach! I cannot wait to see W squirm. I want to see hims shit in his pants. I want to see him pee in his pants. And then yell for pappy and mammy his disgusting mother who should have been lynched by an angry mob during Katrina for the horrendous things she said about the poor in this country. Shame and a pox on the Bush house forever!

[Good news! An overdose of litium WILL cure your severe case of BDS.]

C'mon Arianna. You're big with the Hollywood crowd. Five million dollars is a drop in the bucket to some of them. Get them to pony up.

[Please lean on Sean Penn to blow a few million on the Democrats!]

People that I have known for years, that have been apathetic about politics, are fired up this year. They are sick of the lies, the incompetence, the cronyism, the creeping fascism, and the hubris that the Republicans embody.

[Didn't you also post this in 2002 or was it 2004?]

We need Tony Soprano to whack these guys. They can do all the swiftboating they want from a 55-gal. drum in Jersey.

[To do that, Tony Soprano will have to go through the GOPranos.]

On more than one occasion, I like Martin Sheen in "Apocalypse Now," took my patrol boat into Cambodia. In fact, I remember spending Christmas Eve of 1968 five miles across the Cambodia border being shot at by our South Vietnamese allies who were drunk and celebrating Christmas. The absurdity of almost being killed by our own allies in a country in which President Nixon claimed there were no American troops was very real.

[That event was seared, SEARED into my memory!]

They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.

[Is that you, John Kerry! Wait! It IS you!!!]

This project will work like a charm. Negative advertising is highly effective - look what happened in Rhode Island yesterday. For the first day in months, Tradebetx.com has Repubs. favored to retain control of the house. Bush's poll numbers are soaring and it is looking like 2 more years-at least - of GOP control. Year after year, people underestimate the evil brilliance of Karl Rove and co.While the Dems are making plans to hand out comittee chairmanships, Rove is engineering the most effective GOP "Get out the Vote" effort in history. When you compare their marketing people with ours, it's truly men against boys.

[Is the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi yet? Nope. It's just Dennis Hastert wearing a Guy Fawkes mask.]

LAST TIME I checked the RNC had about $60 million and the DNC had about $7 million.

LOOK FOR THE GOP TO SPEND ALL OF IT AND LOOK FOR KARL ROVE TO TRY HIS BULLSHIT!

YOU DEMS HAD BETTER BE READY!

[YEEEEEEEAAAAUUUGGGHHHHH!!!! Thank Howard Dean for your sorry financial condition.]

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DUmmies And HUffies Mourn Imminent Demise Of Air America

The good news for Randi Rhodes is that Air America recently agreed to her exhorbitant contract demands. The bad news for Randi Rhodes is that contract appears to be WORTHLESS since Air America will be filing for bankruptcy this Friday. This announcement about Air America's bankruptcy was made earlier today on the leftwing THINK PROGRESS site. So, despite the widespread media acclaim which greeted its birth a couple of years ago, Air America is now slinking away into the night burdened by lousy ratings and less revenue. Of course, the DUmmies are already mourning the passing of Air America as you can see in this THREAD titled, "ThinkProgress: Air America To Declare Bankruptcy" and this THREAD with the wishful thinking title of "AAR's bankruptcy is NOT DOES NOT REFLECT LEFT WING RADIO FAILURE." The DUmmies are joined in their mourning by the HUffington Post HUffies as you can see HERE. So let us now watch the DUmmies and HUffies experience the specific Freudenschade called Frankenschade in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, reminding Randi Rhodes that her $300 per week WJNO radio gig in Palm Beach County broadcasting to constipated condo commandos is still available to her, is in the [brackets]:

ThinkProgress: Air America To Declare Bankruptcy

[Oooh! What a shock! Who would have thought that lousy ratings and almost no revenue could lead to a state of bankruptcy?]

Air America Radio will announce a major restructuring on Friday, which is expected to include a bankruptcy filing, three independent sources have told ThinkProgress.

[Was one of the sources an angry Randi Rhodes pissed off over the oodles of cash that she WON'T be getting from Err America?]

Air America could remain on the air under the deal, but significant personnel changes are already in the works. Sources say five Air America employees were laid off yesterday and were told there would be no severance without capital infusion or bankruptcy. Also, Air America has ended its relationship with host Jerry Springer.

[To be followed by Air America ending its relationship with the other hosts.]

Radio giant Clear Channel is so committed to progressive talk radio that, this week, it will announce a partnership with the Center for American Progress, Jones Radio, and MSS Inc., to conduct a nationwide search for the next Progressive Talk Radio Star.

[Benburch is your man. Check out the radio empire guy with the antenna sticking out of his buttocks.]

Shit!! Not good news.

[Is that you, Randi Rhodes?]

Reorganizational Bankruptcy Makes New Financing Possible

[Is that you, Pollyanna?]

If things don't get better... maybe they should ditch paying the high prices for on-air time over the regular radio airwaves and keep their internet and satellite programs going. It would be a real shame if they didn't make it and shut down completely.

[Maybe they could just upload their shows to YouTube like a million other people.]

Restructuring under bankruptcy does NOT mean it would automatically shut down. More than a few airlines have done that, and they're still flying.

[Still holding that ValueJet reservation?]

Most people out in radioland have been completely turned off by right wing talk radio or they are Koolaid drinkers. The public airwaves might not be the right place.

[How about tin cans with strings attached?]

damm.. The Rw'ers will have a hay day!!

[YEEEEHAAAW!!! Or should I say, YEEEEHAAAY!!!]

Seems to me they should can the idiot who dumped Mike, offer Mike a nice raise, and let MIKE deliever the news to the exec that did the firing, with just as much warning as the exec gave Mike.

[Yes. Give Mike Malloy a raise from funds that don't exist.]

I got a satellite radio just so I could listen to AAR.

[Enjoy the static you will be hearing on your satellite radio rig.]

That Truly Sucks... We on the Left Have Nothing
but a few radio talk show hosts and a couple tv personalities.

[Like Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Matt Lauer, Rosie O'Donnell, Norah O'Donnell, etc., etc..]

Randi is a little strong for my tastes, but I only hear her when I am running errands in the evening. And I wonder what will happen to Franken. He's gotta be the highest $$ talent that they have on the network. What are his ratings like??

[In the toilet like everybody else at Err America but at least Franken was smart enough to steal his money in advance.]

Maybe they should do an IPO....

[You could ski on the steep downward slope showing the graph of that IPO value.]

Hmm.. the rich neocons will buy up all the stock and close them down

[Naw! They're too smart to flush their money down that toilet. They just need to stand and watch Err America sink on its own.]

I refuse to believe that the right wing radio "shows" are really all that successful.. Most of their ads are shit..they are subsidized because their message is so impportant for them to have out there, so even if there are few ads of any consequence (who knows? maybe the companies that advertise with them are also right wingers..)

[Sorry to disillusion you but they are NOT subsidized. Companies are lined up to advertise on Rush Limbaugh. And when a company makes a show out of dropping their ads on Rush, their sales take a nosedive. Remember Snapple?]

What Air America tried to do was admirable, but they never had enough funding..

[Please, George Soros! Flush even more millions down the Err America toilet!]

Man, this sucks. Progressives can't get a break in Amerikkka today. All right-wing rhetoric all the time on cable and even the public airwaves, TV and radio. Newspapers aren't much better overall. At least we still have the Internet--for now. Hillary was right--it is a vast right-wing conspiracy.

[Yes, we conspired to give Err America incredibly boring talk hosts like Al Franken in order to sink that enterprise.]

Its the hosts fault AAR isn't working. I don't know what Al Franken is doing going around like some ambassador for liberals (with a big head to match) on the star trip.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

Randi is just a flat-out, scatterbrained lunatic. She couldn't communicate a complete a thought if you held a gun to her head. I listen to her for about twenty minutes at a time and she manages to cover twenty different topics with random thoughts, sidebars, quips, shots etc. It becomes very un-entertaining very quickly. Now go bounce your boobies.

[Sorry but I've already handed out my quota of Kewpie Dolls for this DUFU edition. And now we move on to the other DUmmie thread on this topic...]

AAR's bankruptcy is NOT DOES NOT REFLECT LEFT WING RADIO FAILURE

[Correct. It is a reflection of their outstanding success.]

AAR started with a deep hole because of the Evan Cohen situation. Everyone should see 'Left of the Dial' to get a sense of the financial problems AAR had since its infancy.

[It's all Evan's fault. Lousy ratings and almost no ad revenue is not the cause of Err America's imminent bankruptcy.]

The right wing will quickly pounce on this story as proof that Left Wing Radio doesnt work.

[POUNCE!!!]

AAR's a strong brand name in the format, and I think it would be attractive to a prospective buyer.

["Hi! Would you like to buy a strong brand name with no ratings?]

How are its ratings? They have a station in my market (Philly) but I often can't pick it up. Are its ratings any good?

[They only get ratings when the station manager feels energetic enough to ride the pedal power generator to send out the signal.]

Evan Cohen is a republican... I think he purposley f*cked things up and put AAR in a hole, so republicans could say once and for all time..."See liberal radio doesn't work." (Which is about as dumb a statement a human being could make...But then, we're talking about republicans here).

[He was a secret Rovian agent. And now to join the HUffies on this Err America bankruptcy...]

Air America To Declare Bankruptcy This Week...

[Friday to be exact.]

Sad but this is why liberals have a disadvantage against conservatives. Libs are a diverse, independent and free thinking assortment of individuals while conservatives are loyal group-thinkers who are quick to support the dividers and deciders.

[I think even "My dog ate my homework" is a better excuse.]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

[Appropriate funeral music by The Doors.]

Billions upon Billions of $$$$$ for the Military, but nothing for America's main squawk box.

[Huh! So now you want the government to unconstitutionally waste money on Err America?]

Listen up all you so-called conservatives! You corporate c*cksuckers have had your chance and you blew it. The shit is gonna change whether you like it or not despite however much you can steal from America.

[A voice from the "Civilized Discourse" section chimes in.]

The thing that Air America proved was that there IS a market for progressive radio. There are many progressive shows on radio now that have no connection to Air America. AA got the ball rolling. Whether or not AA lasts or what it becomes, it woke up radio, and turned the media around in the radio world.

[You mean like Blowhard Ed Schultz who got his seed money from the DNC?]

Al Franken, we love ya but your show is dry and slow.

[Great endorsement there from an Al Franken fan.]

I was giving up hope on AAR management, and then I heard they got Young Turks.

[Yeah. That last minute move is going to turn it all around for Err America.]

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Daily Kos KOmmies Enter The Twilight Zone

Keith Olbermann, desperate as usual to boost his tiny ratings, turned his 9/11 report into one long attack on President Bush. Keith made this ATTACK, in typical poor taste, on the site of the former World Trade Center Towers. Then he added to the tastelessness by making a comparison to The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street episode of the Twilight Zone. Olbermann used that Twilight Zone episode to suggest that our real enemy is our own prejudices despite the fact that the tragedy of 9/11 was caused by very real Islamic terrorists. It was as out of place as using the Maple Street Episode to explain the German attack on Poland in 1939 or by the Japanese on Pearl Harbor. Yes, Keith Olbermann is stuck in his own Twilight Zone but, hey, anything is open season for him when it comes to his all important ratings which remain in the toilet. However, the Daily Kos KOmmies were inspired by Keith's latest ratings boost shtick and joined in by beating the Twilight Zone references to death and even added in a few more shows and movies of their own as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD
titled, "Are We Stuck In The Twilight Zone?" So let us now go to a place beyond Time and Space and join the Daily Kos KOmmies in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, making notes from the fifth dimension, is in the [brackets]:

Are We Stuck In The Twilight Zone?

[Absolutely. You are stuck in The Twilight Zone and live in an Alternate Reality which bears no relation to the facts.]

I loved the "Twilight Zone" reference in Keith Olbermann's Special Comment. Specifically, he referenced "The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street" and the effect of what giving in to paranoia & fear can have on a society...

[This is another Leftist shtick. See, it's not the Islamic terrorists who are causing our problems, it is US due to our own paranoia and fear. Keith Olbermann is also promoting this divorced-from-reality routine as you can see in his following misused quote from The Twilight Zone:]

The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts... attitudes... prejudices. To be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and the thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to The Twilight Zone.

[Sorry, Keith. The WTC attack is a bit different from a the quiet Maple Street. The tools of conquest in this case DID come with bombs and explosions. This is what happened on 9/11 despite your ratings obsessed mind being confined to your own Twilight Zone. Oh and do you actually think that our prejudices and suspicions caused the destruction in the background of your dopey appeal for ratings?]

I grew up on re-runs of "Twilight Zone" episodes that came on after school as a small child. I think some of the lessons learned from those episodes informed my political values. So "submitted for your approval", I thought I would go back through and see how many episodes comment on our current political situation...

[I think the Twilight Zone episode about the spinner of tall tales could be applied to Keigh Olbermann.]

It's A Good Life

This story has been seen as a metaphor for political leaders who rule out of ignorance & can't stand to be told that they're wrong, and the people who acquiesce to their wishes...

[Great description of Hillary.]

The Eye Of The Beholder

This episode deals with Janet Tyler. Her head is wrapped in gauze because she is undergoing experimental treatment to deal with a hideous deformity that has made her an outcast from the rest of society. All she wants is to be normal, in order to conform to everyone else. Also, the state has deemed different to be dangerous which must be "cut out like a cancerous growth."

[Hmmm.... Just like a lot of liberals have deemed conservatives to be dangerous and must be "cut out like a cancerous growth."]

A Quality Of Mercy

The story deals with a young American Lieutenant given his first command of a platoon of battle weary soldiers in the Philippines at the closing days of World War II. Eager to storm into combat & make a name for himself, Lieutenant Katell wants to order an assault on sick & starving Japanese soldiers holed up in a nearby cave. One of the platoon's Sargeants pleads with him not to do it, since the cave & soldiers can be bypassed & avoided, but Katell is adamant to execute his plan. Katell is then somehow pulled away & finds himself on Corregidor during 1942, where he's a Japanese Lieutenant named Yamuri. His Japanese Captain orders him to attack sick & starving American soldiers holed up in a cave. Katell/Yamuri pleads with the Japanese Captain not to attack the cave, but it's in vain. Katell is then somehow pulled back to the Phillipines as himself to find the United States had attacked Hiroshima & his platoon has been ordered to fall back. He's relieved that he didn't attack the cave with Japanese soldiers.

[And I see you posted a picture of Abu Gharaib to go with this. Have you heard the latest? The prisoners are BEGGING for the Americans to take control of that prison again.]

He's Alive

This one deals with Peter Vollmer. He's a faltering leader of a neo-nazi organization that is preaching against immigrants & how they take jobs away from Americans. One night he's visited by the ghost of Adolf Hitler, who offers to help him. This leads to a series of events that sees the rise & fall of Vollmer.

[Were those immigrants illegal? If not, then this allegory doesn't apply. Oh, and I'm surprised you didn't have Hitler morph into Bush. And now to read from the misinterpreted Twilight Zone references from the other KOmmies...]

I was actually thinking about this last night and watching some old episodes on Youtube that I remembered vaguely from when I was a kid. I often feel like our entire political discourse has gone into the twilight zone.

[The leftwing blogosphere long ago entered the Twilight Zone.]

Don't forget the one about the people on the bus that ended up in a diner because a storm took the bridge out.

[Better check to see if Bush has a third eye.]

I honestly can't say for sure which images are from reality or fiction.

[Spoken like a true liberal!]

We are inside the movie V for Vendetta, y'all. In case you haven't seen it yet. Check it out on DVD and feel the eerie similarities. Time for the Revolution, friends. Take a tip from V and Schedule it on TV so the rest of the country will know about it and maybe join up.

[So did you get your Guy Fawkes costume yet?]

It's a COOKBOOK! Love that one. 'Course when it comes to evil Republicans (there are some decent ones you know) like Cheney, they'd just like to cage us up and then let us loose to shoot us for "sport".

[And the name of that cookbook is "To Serve Crow."]

The "He's Alive" guy looks like Bush. Is that a young Dennis Hopper? In any case, a Bush lookalike with a swatstika, standing next to a portrait of Hitler... it all looks very natural.

[I KNEW they would eventually make that obligatory Bush/Hitler comparison.]

Another good episode was "To Serve Man." Not sure how that could be made into an analogy about Bush.

[Don't worry. I have faith in your ability to completely twist it out of shape to force an strained anology about Bush.]

Yes. We Are Living in the Twilight Zone. Yes, and we have been there as long as I have been alive. One of our recent presidents was a man named Ronald Reagan, who was once a movie star who played cowboys and such. He brought freedom to lots of brown people in Latin America and Southern Africa by helping kill them. It's hard to believe it, but it's true.

[It's hard to believe because it's NOT true.]

I think that Keith Olbermann has learned from Serling as well as from Morrow. By cloaking his show in the lightweight moments (Oddball, Worst Person, Keeping Tabs, the moments with Michael Musto), he can get away with the serious moments...and on a day that is dedicated to serious, such as 9/11, he can be that much more powerful in an era of mostly fluff...

[Olbermann's show is permanently cloaked in lightweight moments since it is basically one long plea for better ratings.]

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DUmmies Have Self-Pity Party Over "The Path To 9/11"

They just can't get over it. The DUmmies are STILL crybabying over their failure to prevent the airing of "The Path to 9/11." Their pouting has taken the form of self-pitying despair as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I hate to say this.... But we are truly powerless in this country...." Well, I hate to say this, DUmmie, you you're right. Everything the DUmmies attempt seem to blow up in their faces including their failure to keep this movie from airing. Most likely their attempts boomeranged on them. As Rush Limbaugh said yesterday, Robert Iger of ABC was on the verge of pulling this movie but the threats made by the Left and the Democrats to pull ABC's broadcasting license caused him to react angrily against this blatant pressure. Iger knew that pulling the movie after these public threats would make both him and ABC look weak so he then had no choice but to go ahead with airing the movie. Had the Left been more diplomatic in their efforts to remove "The Path To 9/11" from the air, it might have been a different story. However, as we have seen, the Left has been acting like thugs in recent years so any diplomatic niceties are now beyond them. So let us now watch the DUmmies wallow in their own self-pitying powerlessness in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUmmie "Google Bomb" plot against this movie also failed, is in the [brackets]:

I hate to say this.... But we are truly powerless in this country....

[Truly powerless DUmmies are FUn to watch!]

You, me, all of us on the left or center left or for that matter, the center matter, not one bit to the opinion makers in this country of "ours"....

[You matter not one tiny bit my insignificant little DUmmie ants.]

ABC/Disney and all the rest of corporate America could care less what we think...

[Paying attention to bizarre paranoid thoughts are not exactly at the top of their agenda.]

We raised legitimate concerns about how a fictional account of a recent event would effect those watching and nothing happened...

[Enjoy your Freudenschade victory champagne.]

The right squawked about the Ronald Reagen biopic, and they yanked it faster than you can say quick draw McDraw....

[Because the right counts. You don't, little DUmmie ant.]

Over the years, American corporations have seen they are pretty much free as they continue to tramp on the rights of individuals, do what ever they want to the environment and behave in such outrageously ethically challenged matters without any real governor on their actions...

[I enjoy tramping on my little DUmmie ants just to stir them up for FUn viewing.]

This 9/11 movie is only the beginning of what is going to happen over the next two months as we watch the GOP and the corporate interests systematically destroy what is left of American Democracy...

[Getting your Election Day excuses lined up already, eh?]

I mourn for my county...

[I lsugh at my DUmmies... And now to hear from the rest of my pet DUmmie ants...]

Depends on how much they edited the piece of $hit.....

[Seeing as to how you posted this at 9:00 PM EDT on Sunday, I can now tell you that LESS than a minute was edited out. It was like the final touchup at a barbershop with a little final snipping here and there which does not change the overall general appearance a bit.]

There were NO EDITS! Not from what we saw. The entire show focused on the lost attempts to capture Bin Laden, all during the Clinton Administration. Hopefully, tomorrow will focus on the failed Bush Administration, but I'm not holding my breath.

[And don't hold your breath to watch Bush read "My Pet Goat" since it wasn't included in Part 2. However, to make you feel better, I'll read to you "My Pet DUmmie Ant."]

I am not a defeatist person, but I share your grief at the current state of affairs in our country. It just all seems to be going in the wrong, direction, the fights seem futile...I thought that the pendulum swung, hit the right hand barrier and was heading back, but not enough of our public either thinks (or is capable of thinking) or cares.

[But...but what happened to all those November victory celebrations you had just a few weeks ago?]

The pendulem can't swing back without a media. That is
the key. We have to develop our own media like the right has done, in order to facilitate a progressive politcal movement.

[You already have the powerful Err America and the mighty benburch radio empire...until it was taken out by a LIGHTNING BOLT.]

The pendulum needs a little oil. The law books need dusting off. The court room needs to be cleaned. The time will come when the media will be unmuzzled. The prison cells are ready.

[The roving Chekha squads are getting warmed up in anticipation of the liquidations.]

Scew ABC, watch CBS

[I did briefly last night but Katie Couric's smeary makeup and fish lips were too hard to take for more than a couple of minutes. Oh, then there is the fact that there is almost no news on that "news show."]

All it would take it is one Democratic billionaire with the willpower to put "Air America Radio" on FM in every big city in the US. Attention: if there is a millionaire or a billionaire reading this, please contact Sheldon Drobny about investing in his new company "Nova M Radio" to buy radio stations to play "Air America."

[Attention: If there is a millionaire or billionaire reading this, please contact Sheldon Drobny about flushing your money down his toilet known as "Nova M Radio."]

Hit me today...and was thinking what you say. Hope it's just a "dark mood that we are in...just a slump.

[More like a downward slope leading to the edge of a cliff by the bottomless pit.]

Some of us ..having gone through so many years of this are ready to "BAIL." And that's many of us who are "Actively INVOLVED" in our Party after "Selection 2000" who are getting sick of this shit where our party asks us to stand up and then seems to get "very quiet." I am hoping good stuff is going on "behind the scenes" on this...and that we are just "impatient." I'll give them through this next Mid-Term Election. :shrug;

[Yeah. Have no fear. Howard Dean is handling the good stuff behind the scenes. YEEEEEEHAAAAWWW!!!!]

I personally don't trust Clinton to do the right thing and file the lawsuit. I fear we're all in for a big letdown. OTOH, Sandy Berger, Madeleine Albright and others may just file their own.

[Sandy Berger filed his lawsuit away in his socks next to the National Archives documents also stuffed in there.]

I don't know what to think...I'll have a little hope more...but Shit this is not looking good. We lay our butts on the line for these people time after time...and what do we get. I will remain hopeful for another few days...hoping for a lawsuit. It's all I can do...but I'm not so hopeful either...that we weren't "used" once again. I hope to be proved very wrong...

[Too bad but you're right.]

Don't look for heroics from HRC on this one. She's too close to the warmongers and PNACers for my comfort and at this point I wouldn't trust her with a sharpened pencil.

[Please keep your sharpened pencil away from Hillary's triangulation.]

There must be something we can do to fix the current situation. I'm just not savvy enough to know just what it is.

[Have you tried DUACing yet? DUAC! DUAC!]

I will try to remain hopeful that a Law Suit by Clinton Folks is imminent. I hope to hell that my "Dark View" is very, very WRONG! Believe me on this...We need to wait...a little...but not too long given that Dems will be voting in ..what is it? 60 Days?

[61 days. This year the voting days are divided up according to parties. Republicans on Tuesday and Democrats on Wednesday.]

If we don't "squeek by a majority" in the House we are doomed...we need to work our butts off for that. But, another failed election with Voter Disenfranchisement though Machines and throwing folks off the polls through fraud, will be the FINAL WAKE UP CALL. We don't have much time left ...and we must hope that we can change Congress to even have a "teeny voice" in the CHANGE that we Dems must do to correct all the dismantling of our DEMOCRACY/CONSTITUTION that BUSH CRIME FAMILY has done. But..it's not looking like a "landslide here" given that Clinton couldn't stop 9/11 Fakeumentary. It's not looking good...but we must have hope...or at least this DU'er is trying to have HOPE!!! Not easy, though.

[We are doomed, DOOMED I tell ya! Maybe we can pull it off in November? Pretty please! Nope. We're DOOMED!!!]

Winning in '06 is clearly our most important goal, but to have that happen, we'd better figure out how to get our voices heard.

[Hey, don't you appreciate all my efforts to get your voices heard here on the DUmmie FUnnies?]

Call me nuts but I am overcome with confidence lately. We're gonna take this sucker back. The fascists will be gone and we can kick out the remnants of the DLC stain, in order to turn us back into a winning party again.

[Okay, I'll call you nuts.]

Sorry, Carl - that's how I felt in 2004. False hope -- And that got me nowhere. We need to be reality-based and make a plan to combat them. Wishing goes nowhere fast.

[So how did all that wishing for your own alternate reality work out for you?]

Right now in my Queens NY neighborhood there is what amounts to a Bund Rally going on ie: A 911 Memorial.Complete with marching band, Kate Smith's song you know the one and the whole damn obnoxious panoply of jingoistic uber shit. So no I have very little hope that its going to get any better anytime soon.

[Another quote from the "reality based community" comparing a 911 Memorial to a Bund rally.]

I wanted desperately to pay the tribute to the victims of 9/11 that they deserved. I wanted to properly grieve for the family members who have lived this nightmare everyday for five years. But Bush and Co. has hijacked my grief, and it is replaced with rage and disgust.

[You couldn't grieve and it was BUSH'S FAULT.]

I'm sick of the pain, I'm sick of the loss, I'm sick of the moaning, I'm sick of the I don't see that it's gotten any better so it probably never will. It's a f*cking funeral around here! I'm still kinda new at DU and Olney Blue in another thread warned me that optimism was not a valued commodity among the DU community. Boy was that ever a true statement. Well fair enough. Pollyannas are pretty hard to live with and we've got to be realistic about what we're up against. But Jeeze, some of us sound like our grave has been dug and all that's left for us to do is pull the dirt in over us.

[Would you be so kind as to pull the dirt in over your own political grave? Thank you.]

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"The Path To 9/11" Enrages Left-Wing Blogosphere

The Left-Wing blogosphere is now in an UPROAR over the fact that part 1 of The Path To 9/11 aired last night. Although there were a couple of disclaimers in the movie that it was fictionalized as well as some minor editing changes (primarily the removal of the scene where Sandy Berger hangs up the phone on the team trying to capture Osama bin Laden) the main thrust of the movie is quite clear: the Clintonistas were not serious in their attempts to stop terrorism. As could be be expected, the loony left is OUTRAGED that this movie has aired as you can see just in the title of this DUmmie THREAD, "AFTER THEY AIR "PATH TO 9/11" NO F'ING RETREAT, NO F'ING SURRENDER!" Also chiming in angrily on this subject were the Daily Kos KOmmies in this THREAD titled, "ABC Hits Panic Button? Frantic Re-Write Misfires." And finally we have the HUffington Post HUffies filling out the leftist trifecta of angst with this THREAD lamenting the fact that a mere disclaimer just doesn't do the trick from their point of view. So let us now watch the Leftwing loonies frantically attack The Path To 9/11 in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking forward to Part 2 of this movie tonight, is in the [brackets]:

AFTER THEY AIR "PATH TO 9/11" NO F'ING RETREAT, NO F'ING SURRENDER!

[Wouldn't it be nice if the DUmmies had the SAME attitude toward actual terrorists that they do towards the movie?]

If ABC/Disney goes through with its plans to air "Path to 9/11" tomorrow and Monday I don't blame them at all. Why? Because they are not scared of the left and quite frankly we have not given them any damn reason to fear us. They are calling our bluff, they are telling you, I and everyone on the left that we are not organized enough, not committed enough and not unified enough to follow through and inflict any damage.

[Sounds like you need a new DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

Why did CBS not air the Regan mini series? Because the right was organized and f'ing feared. Why did Slimfast fire Whoopi Goldberg for her comments about Bush? Because the right was organized and f'ing feared. Why did Disney not distribute "Fahrenheit 9/11?" Because the right was organized and f'ing feared. Why did CBS can those involved in the "60 Minutes"/Bush National Guard incident? Because the right was organized and f'ing feared.

[And the "little fact" that the National Guard story was based on FORGED DOCUMENTS.]

ABC/Disney is expecting some bad press, some hurt feelings, some protests and some of its lower rated shows to suffer (no big deal they were not going to make it anyway), but they feel their bigger, critically acclaimed shows will not be hurt in the long run. Their assumption is that this will no longer be an issue by Septmeber 13. That is why if they go through with their plans to profit from lies by airing "Path to 9/11," they must be held accountable and whatever efforts that were put forth to try to prevent the airing must be quadrupled and ANY AND ALL THREATS OF BOYCOTT MUST BE FOLLOWED THROUGH UPON! NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER!!!

[NO PASARAN!]

Earlier in the week I wrote that we can really harm ABC/Disney by simply boycotting "Grey's Anatomy" and later after other DUers chimed included "Lost." I still believe that to be true and intend to follow through with my plan not to watch "Grey's Anatomy" (I don't watch "Lost" but I won't start either). Although I intend to greatly reduce or eliminate my patronage of ABC/Disney products, my motivation for just targeting two high profile shows as opposed to the entire corporation is based upon its expectations for these two series. Let's not forget that "Grey's Anatomy" was moved to Thursdays to allow the network to compete with strong Thursday night line-ups at both CBS and NBC. A 5% hit to "Grey's Anatomy" and "Lost" could really hurt ABC/Disney and scare the shit out of advertisers.

[If you boycott Disney that will mean no more Disney World Gay Days for you.]

After my post i got the typical DU response, some supported while others dismissed it, which is what ABC/Disney is banking on. They are also banking on our lack or organization, our lack of focus and our inability to stay on message. They are calling our bluff and will continue to make BS like "Path to 9/11" unless we hurt them and hurt them bad. This is not even about Bill Clinton, Madeline Albright or Sandy Berger its about ABC/Disney trying to influence the historical account of one of the worst days in American history. If ABC/Disney does not pull this miniseries how great would it be to see one or both of these shows fail? The shareholders will RIOT and the advertisers will run.

[And DUmmie pizza will go stale waiting for results.]

I hope something will happen at the last minute and I can continue enjoying "Grey's Anatomy" but if not i'm ready to follow through with my threat.

[Oops! It looks like no more "Grey's Anatomy" for you.]

Folks its time to organize, its time to follow through, its time to make good on our threats.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

Please kick, recommend and forward to those not on DU, sometimes I worry that we think if we raise enough cain in our little echo chamber on the net we are doing something when all we are really doing is preaching to the choir.

[aka DUmmie ants running in a circular mill.]

NO F'ING RETREAT, NO F'ING SURRENDER !!!

[NO PASARAN! And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmie ants in my personal DUmmie Ant Farm...]

At 8:00 on September 10th, 2006, we will declare war on....
Disney/ABC!

[God forbid that you actually declare a war on....Terror!]

Targeting where we can hurt them is the hard part
We have to target sponsors of top shows that are tied very closely to Disney or ABC.
BTW. THIS IS F*CKING WAR!!!

[The DUmmies marching off to war...against a movie.]

This is blatant political propaganda presented as "news" on our network airwaves. I feel like I'm living in George Orwell's 1984. Disney/ABC and any sponsors I know have seen the last of my consumer dollars.

[Not one damn dime!]

NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER GIVE IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If we give up on this we will give up on everything they wish to spoon feed us. I have sent all of my e-mails, and cancelled plans for a vacation next summer in disney world. If they end up showing this docu, they will just as easily steal the elections in `06. But, actually `06 is ssssssooooooooooo minor compared to `08. They have no intentions of leaving, the power has been too much of a narcotic for them to give it to the dems.

[We own ALL your Diebold machines!]

I have had it with the lies and the distortions coming from the media!!! I used to watch ABC because I had believed that they were calling Bush out for the way he has screwed up our country!!! Now I have come to believe that the WHITE HOUSE NAZI is going to use ABC as his own PROPAGANDA CHANNEL!!! I want to know who is at ABC/Disney on the Bush payroll!! Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter? Why are the American people going to put up with this garbage on their TV sets? Bush is the future dictator of our country and his manipulation of the media is going to continue until he is stopped!!!

[Karl Rove hands out secret payoffs to the ABC execs from a brown bag with Mickey's pic on it.]

Hit these guys where it hurts!!! Don't watch ABC and see their ratings plummet. Don't watch Disney movies!!! Cancel your trips to Disney World!!! These guys will feel the pressure as their bottom line drops like a rock. Maybe then these guys will start getting the stones to stand up do the White House Nazi. They can fire whoever the mouthpiece is on the ABC payroll. Maybe even prosecute him for slander against our beloved Bill Clinton!!! Then and only then, should we begin to even consider watching ABC TV or endorsing Disney with our business.

[Yes. Let's criminalize anything that even hints of criticism of our Beloved Leader, Bill Clinton.]

When we retake Congress, we must never forget. The giant profiteering media corporations must be broken up. Complete control of the media by the super-rich is unacceptable.

[A DUmmie plans to Bolshevize America following an election they have yet to win. And now on to the KOmmie THREAD of outrage against The Path To 9/11.]

ABC Hits Panic Button? Frantic Re-Write Misfires

[Misfires? That depends on your POV.]

boycott the rodent and the All Bush Channel

[Boycotting the DemocRATS would be easy.]

Get ready for the shit sandwich between your teeth, you miserable RW sacks of crap. You can't hide any more. Prepare to be exposed, asswipes. ABC/Dizney have you to thank for their ratings tank. Enjoy your spiral down the toiletbowl.

[Said the KOmmie munching on his feces fondue.]

I've got rw fundamentalist relatives and I'll be damned if I'm going to sit silent when the topic comes up. Straight out hit job is all it was. I hope it's actionable in court.

[Send in Nancy Grace!]

A Request to Change or Pull the Show was sent to ABC prior to broadcast. Given the nature of the complaints, coming from principles portrayed in the film, for ABC to go ahead with it as it was sounds like malice to me.

[A KOmmie legal beagle weighs in on malice.]

Reichstag fire is to Hitler as 9/11 is to Bush

[Apparently KOmmieland is also filled with MIHOPers.]

I really want ABC and Disney severely punished for this. I want Clinton, Albright, and Berger to sue the ever-loving-shit out of both. I want them to bankrupt both. But I am not holding my breath.

[Or you could suffocate.]

Invest in a class action lawsuit. Set up something on Act Blue to allow people to contribute to a class action lawsuit fund on behalf of Bill Clinton, Sandy Berger and Madeline Albright.

[We are just $10 away from suing ABC.]

A Democratic congress will have the power to make ABC/Disney regret using public airwaves for slanderous propaganda.

[Another KOmmie threat against the First Amendment.]

Overall this whole event has been quite dispiriting. First that ABC would create this piece of obvious propaganda in the first place and then that DailyKos would fall allover itself to elevate this to "most important event" status.

[Culminating in this KOmmie thread being featured in the DUmmie FUnnies. And now on to the Huffington Post THREAD to watch the HUffies huff and puff over this movie...]

That's the right for ya, getting Mickey Mouse to tell their fairy tales so that they can sleep better at night.

[Donald sang me a lullaby last night.]

Keans' participation in this propoganda / revisionist history garbage calls into question his legitimacy and hense his findings from the 9/11 Commission Report. At best he seems incapable of excersising good judgement and at worst he continues to play a roll in the cover up of the worst terrorist attack in our country's history. An attack that very well may have been perpetrated by trators within. In my mind, Keans' particiation & backing of this trash further supports an attack from within as a viable theory.

[The wacko theory known as MIHOP.]

Watching the Disney Propaganda Film -- THEY ARE TRYING TO LEAVE THE IMPRESSION THAT THIS TERRORIST ACTIVITY BEGAN UNDER CLINTON AND HE DID LITTLE TO STOP IT. Now, why did they start in 1993? Because that is when Clinton became President?

[Um...maybe it was because that was when the FIRST terrorist attack on the WTC happened and the Clinton folks decided to treat it as a mere criminal problem.]

IT HAS KARL ROVE'S FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER---AND I HAVE BEEN WARNING U DEMS ABOUT GETTING OVER-CONFIDENT. THERE WILL BE MORE OF THIS CRAP!!

[WHEW! I was getting worried there. I DUFUed a couple of lefwing threads on this topic with no one yet blaming Karl Rove. Thanx for restoring my faith in leftwing insanity.]

DISNEY AND BUSH HAVE BEEN IN BED FOR A WHILE---BUT THIS IS AS HORRIBLE AS IT GETS!!!

[It could be worse like Helen Thomas in bed with anybody.]

Just wait. After November, if the Republicans manage to steal another one, you'll see $5 gasoline and a draft.

[Wasn't there supposed to be a draft FOR SURE right after Bush won the last election?]

Not to worry folks. If the Dems gain control of Congress in November, they've promised to cancel ABC's broadcasting license. It will be payback time with a vengeance, and will show the country just who really controls the media.

[Yup! That sure sounds like a threat to me.]

This movie is going to kill the libs and dems. Wait to the poll numbers come out next week. People love this stuff.

[A HUffie gets to the heart of the REAL leftist worry over this movie.]

Actually, it is some twisted, neocon version of The Bible that might be forced down our throats. The radical right wants it all merged with the government, and your right to practice religion freely be damned.

[While the Islamic countries remain a font of religious freedom and tolerance...eh?]

Berger later admitted to stealing and destroying Top Secret documents related to "the Administration['s] knowledge - and inaction - regarding al Qaeda presence in the U.S. in 1999 and 2000... stolen were crucial notes in the margins of these drafts which reveal the thinking and agendas of the Clinton Administration relating to the mounting terrorist threat."

[Now I know why Sandy Berger reminds me of a chipmunk. It's because he stuffed his chubby little cheeks full of National Archives documents.]

ABC / DISNEY SHOWED THEIR TRUE HAND BY SHOWING THIS PROPAGANDA FILM FOR THE BUSH ADMIN AND THE GOP AT A MOST DESPERATE TIME LEADING UP TO THE ELECTIONS. THE GOP IS BANKRUPT. DURING THEIR REIGN THEY HAVE TURNED OUR GOVERNMENT INTO A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE. BUSH AND CHENEY HAVE ATTACKED AMERICA ON EVERY LEVEL ... INCLUDING 911 AND HAVE SENT US INTO AN ILLEGAL WAR OF AGGRESSION ON A PACK OF LIES AND DISTORTIONS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC SHOULD BE BESIDE THEMSELVES WITH ANGER THAT THEIR GOVERNMENT HAS NOT ONLY TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THEM BUT HAS ACTUALLY ATTACKED THEM WITH PROPAGANDA, LIES, AND PLANES.

[Is that you, Howard Dean?]

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Brit Hume Exposes DUmmie "Google Bomb" Plot

In a desperate attempt to sabotage the ABC movie, The Path To 9/11, the DUmmies have plotted to set off a "Google Bomb" in order to present their fictional version of 9/11 events as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The Great 2006 Google/Technorati 9-11 movie info bomb!" Apparently Fox News Washington managing editor, Brit Hume, got word of this "Google Bomb" plot and reported on it in his Political Grapevine report yesterday (to watch this report go to this Fox News PAGE and click on VIDEO). Of course, the DUmmies reacted angrily to their "Google Bomb" plot being exposed by Hume and started another THREAD titled, "Brit Hume: Democratic-Underground.com Plan to 'Google Bomb' ABC's 9/11." Hey, DUmmies! Be happy that you now have some media attention since it is mostly the Daily Kos that is stealing the limelight from you. So let us now watch the DUmmies engaged in their "Google Bomb" plot followed by their reaction to the Fox News report in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who prefers a daily "Gaggle Bomb," is in the [brackets]:

The Great 2006 Google/Technorati 9-11 movie info bomb!

[The DUmmies taking a break from mainlining pizzas to plot setting off a "Google Bomb.]

To counteract the effects the ABC 9-11 movie could have on the midterm elections, I recommend this course of action:

The night of, and the morning after, people will be hitting the internet looking for information on the events as depicted in this movie.

Our biggest opportunity will be to have nearly identical blog posts waiting, then submit them to be found internet wide the morning after the movie. Google and Technorati will pick up on these posts quickly. We can make these entries dominate the first several pages of the search engines.

MAKE SURE THE POST TITLE HAS THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IN IT!

Get every Democratic friendly blog on board as possible... you e-mail the ones you know, they'll e-mail the ones they know, etc. Make SURE these blogs are on the Technorati network and have also been submitted to Google's blog search.

For one day, change the title of your blog to the title of the movie.

Agree on a clear, detailed, and sourced body of information -- I've seen several examples on DU lately disputing what is in the movie. Media Matters has one. One was posted today on DU by Richard Clarke.

[Sorry. I checked on that. Richard Clarke did NOT post in DUmmieland. It was just a DUmmie who posted the Clintonista Clarke talking points, my factually challenged little DUmmie. And now we return you to the hatching of the "Google Bomb" plot, now in progress...]

Everyone post it. Right after the movie is over or the next morning at the latest.

MAKE SURE THE POST TITLE HAS THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IN IT!

DU JOURNALS WILL ALSO WORK! They're indexed in Technorati! To use DU journals for this, the admins will need to allow a forum for everyone who want to to post and almost identical post with facts concerning intelligence failures leading up to 9/11.

MAKE SURE THE POST TITLE HAS THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE IN IT!

[MAKE SURE TO KEEP THIS "GOOGLE BOMB" PLOT OUR LITTLE SECRET.]

Google Bombs Away...

[I'm already picturing Slim Pickens riding your Google Bomb down to Ground Zero. YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAWWW!!!!!!!]

And this is just the beginning. Between now and November...
...we need to be prepared to do this, at every turn. Is there some way that DU can facilitate your plan?

[The DUmmies plotting to set of yet MORE Google Bombs in a pathetic attempt to control access to information.]

I want to place a bomb in my sig line, but I don't know how to do it. Any help would be appreciated.

[How about if you place a Google Bomb up your buttocks?]

Just so that everyone is clear: Sunday, Sept. 10, is episode #1. So, on Sunday night, we need to be operational. And we need to remain operational for the next few days, at least.

[Ooh! Ooh! All this pseudo military talk has me all excited. Gentlemen, synchronize your watches.]

Friday's Child has put together a combination of information for us ... From Richard Clarke's stuff to Will Pitt's piece. Anyone who wants to post it to their blogs, let me know. In addition, Friday's Child will start a thread Sunday with the information posted and kicked into his/her journal. If you'd like, reply to the post, alter the title just a little, copy all the information into your reply, then kick it into your journal.

[A Will Pitt Google bomb would have the effect of instantly putting the victims to sleep.]

DU & Google bombing got a mention by Brit Hume. Aren't you thrilled & impressed?

[Yes, and now lets go to the DUmmie THREAD full of rage over Brit Hume exposing their dopey plot...]

Brit Hume: Democratic-Underground.com Plan to 'Google Bomb' ABC's 9/11

[Damn that Brit Hume for exposing our silliness!]

Democratic Bloggers Plan to 'Google Bomb' Controversial 9/11 Docudrama
Thursday, September 07, 2006
By Brit Hume

Now some fresh pickings from the Political Grapevine:

Dropping a "Google Bomb"

Democratic Web loggers are so upset by that ABC 9/11 movie that they've planned an Internet attack — known as a Google Bomb — to make sure their view of the film dominates the Web.

Activists on Democratic-Underground.com have urged every Democratic blogger to post identical entries after the movie airs, all featuring the film's title, so that any Internet search for the movie will turn up a liberal blog highlighting what they say are multiple inaccuracies in the film.

If the plan works, bloggers say they'll be prepared to utilize the technique "at every turn" between now and November.

[Oops! So much for keeping the Google Bomb plot secret.]

Send Brit Hume, Grover Norquist and other right wing scandinavians back to scandinavia!

[Songmeister Charles Henrickson is deeply saddened that you did not mention him as part of that group of right wing scandinavians. Oh, and since when is the Scottish Hume a scandinavian name?]

They seem scared. I smell fear. I smell weakness. Let's feast!!!! If they think we will do that and it worries them, then why not just do that and laugh at them at the same time? They are such paranoid f*cks.

[We still have lots of leftover crow from your last dinner for you to feast on.]

They posted a bad link for DU. Was it because they don't want us getting traffic?

[It was because they knew it would get under your skin.]

Who told Brit about our secret plan?

[DUmmies.]

F*ck You Brit.

You are a traitor to your country, and a shill for Criminals.

How does it feel to sit on your lilly white ass every night spewing lies and enabling the criminals that run our country, while innocent people all over the world die because of it.

If you had a conscience, I imagine you'd feel like the piece of shit you are.

Since you don't I imagine you get aroused by it. Well, I guess it's cheaper than Viagra.

F*ck You, F*ck Your Network, and F*ck the Giggling Murderer you whore for.

Your comeuppance will be epic.

[Like all those Freudenschade comeuppances that you DUmmies constantly have?]

So, how does the Google Bomb work exactly?

[You shove it up your butt and then wait for benburch to come by to stick his burning fuse in.]

I feel like Brit's been spying through a hole in my bathroom wall.

[That's actually benburch's eye peering in.]

We often use really big words here on DU.

[Try using "Freudenschade."]

his tone seems to suggest that the innacuracies are debatable
and that we are spoiled little liberals who got mad because we couldn't handle ABC dramatizing the truth.

[And this DUmmie WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

You mean some sh*t sucking little Freepers are still lurking here? They're so stupid. They have no idea what our real plan is. Sorry bout your ratings and all that, hon, but you boys are doing juss fine self-destructing "at every turn". We're not going down into that dark hole you all live in. That's the thing about your ideology, Brit. To completely supress the truth and destroy America, which we all know you're trying to do, you'd have to eliminate tens of millions of honest Americans who believe in truth, justice and the American way. We know y'all think Katrina was some kind of God sent lagniappe for your team of arseholes, but you know as well as we do that God is going to take care of you without mercy and with fierce retribution. You should ask Rush who his dealer(s) is so you can get some pills.

[How about if you get some meds?]

Hey, Maybe We'll Hit 100,000 User Registrations Sooner Than I Thought?

[When you subtact the tombstoned and Lousy Freeper Trolls, you'll still be below 5000.]

And by the way, Mr. Hume- we're not upset- we're WINNING, you git.

[Yeah, great win you had in 2004. Too bad that victory was only in the exit polls.]

You really do live in a parallel world, eh Brit?

[You mean in that parallel world in which John Kerry was inaugurated as president in January, 2001?]

When are we going to stop acting like children. I'm a
independent and I don't always agree with the Republicans and I don't always agree with the Democrats. But if I'm going to discuss what is going on in my country with someone I'm not going to call them names and tell them to go @#$% them
selves. I came here to see what people were talking about and after reading what some of you are saying I feel like I'm back in Jr. High school. Lets stop acting like a child who is not
getting his or her way and discuss this like adults. Maybe
then we can help make a change in our country and the world.
I'm not trying to piss anyone off. I'm just trying to get
everyone to act responsibly and think of solutions to our
problems. Lets stop pointing fingers and act to bring about change that is needed in the USA.

[Can I get an invite to your tombstoning ceremony?]

Where is the San Diego guy that beat up a Fox Reporter when we need him?

[Hopefully in the process of being deported.]

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Leftist Blogosphere In Uproar Over "The Path To 9/11"

The uproar in the Leftist Blogosphere to the upcoming ABC TV movie, The Path To 9/11, has reached a fevered pitch. Remember, these are the same folks who buy into what they term "MIHOP" (Bush Made It Happen On Purpose). So it is expected that anybody so delusional would be sent into a rage when a movie exposes what actually led to 9/11. Namely the Clinton Administration's insistence on the Jamie Gorelick infamous Wall of Separation keeping investigatory agencies such as the FBI and CIA from sharing informaration about the terrorists with each other. In addition, this movie highlights the fact that the Clinton administration could have killed or captured Osama Bin Laden but refused to go through with it. And what is the source for that latter bit of information? Why Bill Clinton himself who admitted this in a post-presidential speech. Another phony objection the Loony Left has to this movie is that portions of it are dramatized. What a shock! A movie that dramatizes events! Guess what? ALL movies that purport to show factual events are dramatized for the reasons of time constraints (such as using composite characters) or to keep the story flowing. I recently read the book Cinderella Man and noticed that there were numerous dramatizations in the movie (which I've seen on cable at least 20 times). For example, they show boxer Jim Braddock as having been married to his wife, Mae, back when he was successful in the 1920s. In actual fact they didn't get married until Braddock was in tough times but the filmakers wanted to contrast the differences in their life styles before and after the stock market crash. However, the dramatization of events did not change the essential truth of that movie whose theme was the comeback of a boxer from hard times. So now the leftists are nitpicking on this and other silly things in order to get this ABC TV movie pulled from the air. There are many such outraged discussions in the Leftist Blogosphere but in this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, we shall focus on this Daily Kos KOmmie THREAD titled, "ABC now to run disclaimers - Keep up the pressure!" So let us now watch the KOmmies emit a primal scream over this movie in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, already reserving a spot on his couch for Sunday and Monday nights, is in the [brackets]:

ABC now to run disclaimers - Keep up the pressure!

[WARNING: The Truth of this movie will make Leftists go berserk.]

We need to keep up the pressure. The ABC Blog has been put back up (although they are publishing only a fraction of the comments). Berger, Albright and others are starting to jump in. Now this response (recently released talking points I'm sure)I just received from an ABC affiliate stating they will be running disclaimers; shows that the pressure is working! Let's keep it up and see if we can't STOP this propaganda from airing. I will kill this diary if this information has been previously posted.

[WARNING: Frantic leftist nutcases will be futilely trying to remove this movie from the air.]

Throughout the movie, there will be a disclaimer stating that, among other things, the movie is not a documentary and that it does contain fictionalized scenes.

[Just like EVERY movie based on truth does. Cinderella Man? It had fictionalized scenes for DRAMATIC purposes and to keep the movie from running 22 hours long.]

Dramatization, Schramatization my ass. You just don't do that about this very partisan and divisive topic. I told ABC that this was tantamount to giving a free campaign commercial to Bush and Republicans, and that that was not fair and we should have equal time to present our side.

[Tell that to MSNBC which yesterday ran free campaign commercials all day for the Democrats telling viewers how they were going to win in November because of how horrible the Republicans are.]

Conyers et al just wrote a letter

[The same Conyers who is just aching to start impeachment hearings?]

Schmucks. This is turning into a disaster for them. Remember the 60 Minutes "scandal" (which was based on facts which have never refuted, and which occurred only because one source had some possibly forged papers)- we need people to be fired because of this, and we need a sea change in attitude at ABC.

[LOL! "Possibly" forged papers?]

Don't feel bad; they tried to pull a fast one and we are not going to let them get away with it. I hope President Clinton gets his attorneys involved.

[Ironically, that was the Clinton administration's fault in handling terrorism. They wanted to get the attorneys involved. Something this movie will portray despite your pathetic screeching.]

Doing a fictional account of the Kennedy assassination 30 yrs after the fact is one thing. Doing a fictional account of something that happened FIVE YEARS ago, when all the main players are still alive and screaming, is quite another.

[How about the Michael Moore "documentary" portrayal showing a bunch of happy kids pleased to be living under the Saddam Hussein regime where they could merrily fly their kites?]

Everything the administration has ever said about September 11 has been fiction.

[Including the fact that it was masterminded by Osama Bin Laden?]

It disingenuously and purposfully skirts FCC electioneering laws by providing free ad time to a single party, within 60 days of a scheduled election, without the opportunity for a rebuttal containing actual facts of the matter.

[You mean like the way the Michael Moore "documentary" ran shortly before the 2004 election on the tube?]

He ought to let ABC know that the Democratic Congress will take a VERY close look at their license, come renewal time.

[A threat made out in the open.]

The movie "Apollo 13" used time compression, for example, in compressing something like a dozen rocket motor burns done for course correction into one. The movie also created a composite character, the mission director whose best line was, "Failure is not an option." I believe three or so real people were rolled into that one composite character. But neither of those things done in the movie leaves the viewer with important misconceptions even about NASA's competence. It seems "The Path to 9/11" could leave many viewers with misconceptions important enough to affect how they VOTE, with an election less than two months away.

[Wrong! The Path to 9/11 leaves viewers with the correct impression that the Jamie Gorelick Wall of Separation kept agencies from sharing vital information about the terrorists and that the Clinton Administration, as admitted by Clinton himself, prevented the capture or deat of Osama Bin Ladin.]

This disclaimer is horseshit the only good thing is that it shows ABC is beginning to crack, just a bit. We need to keep hammering them. And the people involved -- Clinton, Albright, Berger, etc, who are slandered on the screen -- need to sue their fucking asses off.

[Can we sue Sandy Bergler for stuffing National Archives papers into his socks?]

...as AmericaBlog points out, ABC received a letter from four future committee heads with subpoena power. The implicit threat is probably not lost on the ABC executives.

[This is what is known as BLACKMAIL.]

although I've written about 4 emails to various people, I haven't yet written my local ABC affiliate, but I am now. For those of you that haven't yet written your local channel - time to do so! It's WEDNESDAY people!

[It's now THURSDAY my desperate little KOmmie.]

What about the Actors. Have the actors for the film been contacted for their response? How do they feel knowing now that they have been used to further Republican propaganda? Would they be willing to appear in a commercial for the Republican National Committee? If not, then why did they agree to appear in this film? If they were tricked into it, why are they not now speaking out?

[Maybe you should threaten to haul the actors before a Congressional committee IF the Democrats win in November.]

The woman who was Ray Ramano's TV wife is in the movie....name escapes me, but she does the Albertson's commercials.... She's a proud, card-carrying, single issue (abortion) Republican. She's hard core. She knew what she was getting into. I think Harvey Keitel is also Republican. and I can't remember who else is in the movie.

[I can just picture these actors being questioned before a Democrat Congressional committee: "Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Republican Party?]

Change the names of the characters--President Will Plimpton, Secretary Adelaide Fullbright, etc.

[Sandy Burglar for Sandy Berger would be the perfect name change.]

Got an email from the Democratic PArty a couple of hours ago. They are petitioning Disney/ABC.

[Yes, they are now joining the Army of Crybabies.]

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"The answers to many of our questions can be found in the movie 'V'"

Yeah, yeah. I know. I've already posted a couple of other DUmmie FUnnies editions in the past few weeks on the subject of V For Vendetta which you can read HERE and HERE. However, the laughable obsession of the Left over this movie seems to be continuing unabated. And now, in addition to the DUmmies, we also have the Daily Kos KOmmies engaging in Vendetta fantasies as we shall see. For those of you unfamiliar with this fantasy flick, it is based on a graphic comix novel of the same name. In the movie, Britain is under the fascistic rule of High Chancellor Adam Sutler (read "Adolf Hitler"). Sutler and his cronies are presented with the subtlety of a sledge hammer as Snidely Whiplash type villains. Sutler never speaks normally. He constantly snarls, exposing his evil yellow teeth. I'm only surprised that the filmmakers did not put horns on his head with a caption over him that said "Hiss! Boo!" Actually they in effect did this with their one-dimensional portrayals of the bad guys. Oh, and just so you know that Sutler was really REALLY bad, the movie made sure to mention that Sutler was a member of the (GASP!) Conservative Party. Opposing the evil fascist British government is V who always wears a Guy Fawkes mask and costume. When he is not quoting Shakespeare to impress chicks, V is committing acts of terrorism against the government. And this is why the leftists LOVE V For Vendetta. Because it justifies committing terrorist acts and validates their fantasy that we are living under an EVIL fascistic Bush Regime that must be opposed at all costs. Therefore I am recommending this movie both for the inadvertent laughs it presents (such as a character being executed for keeping a forbidden copy of the Koran hidden away) and the fact that it is an entertaining guide into the simplistic mindset of the left. If you object to paying for this movie, then I recommend you check it out from your local library (I saw it at a free showing). Since both the DUmmies and KOmmies are utterly obsessed with this movie, we shall take a look at two threads on this topic. The first is a DUmmie THREAD titled, "The answers to many of our questions can be found in the movie 'V'" and the second is this KOmmie THREAD titled, "A Dark Future, and Valerie's Tale (V for Vendetta)." So let us now don our Guy Fawkes mask and enter the V For Vendetta fantasy world of the Left in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering which passages of Shakespeare he can recite to score with Petra Verkaik, is in the [brackets]:

The answers to many of our questions can be found in the movie "V"

[Toss away all the history books. Our political inspriration will now come from a movie based on a graphic comix novel.]

V for Vendetta, the much hyped futuristic look at the bleak futures of England and America under the current trends, is all it is made out to be and more. I've read the hype, and I finally viewed it, and my mind is blown.

[A DUmmie's eyes are opened on the political road to Damascus by a fantasy flick.]

Is this movie bold or what? Does it lay it down in the dirt like no other movie? Or am I being too easy on it? Is it just an overblown "Batman" on acid?

[The latter is a more accurate description but at least "Batman" didn't have absurd political pretensions.]

The fictional main character answers many of the questions I see posted here often, and wheather I like to admit it or right, the movie made a lot of sense, especially the comparisons with bushco and the neo cons.

[The movie makes sense but ONLY if you live in the DUmmie fantasy world.]

I highly recommend it for those who haven't checked it out yet, its not the new liberal bible by any means, but it does address many of the greatest threats to the world posed by fascism left unfettered.

[You're wrong. It has become the new liberal bible. More and more dopey leftists who already live in a dream world are flocking to this flick and derive dopey inspiration from it. Watch for more and more loonies to be walking around in Guy Fawkes Halloween costumes before Halloween and after Halloween, especially on November 5. Remember, remember, the fifth of November.]

I believe it deserves at least as much praise and perusal DU gave Michael Moore's political film F9-11. Its entertaining and artistic, simple, yet deep at the same time. I suggest it as a learning tool for our cause, not for it's violence, but for it's message, we should not fear our government, it should fear we, the people.

[It won't surprise me a bit if some loony left college professor bases his poly sci course on V For Vendetta in the near future. And now on to the V fantasies of your fellow DUmmies...]

I watched it last weekend. and marvelled at some of the parallels to today. The whole politics of fear campaign: the offer-up-your-liberties-so-we-can protect-you mentality. Scary shit.

[Be sure to hide away your secret copy of the Koran or you WILL be executed.]

It was written by a Brit under Thatcher's rule

[You mean during the EVIL Thatcher regime when people were hauled away to detention centers never to be seen again. Or at least that is the way it plays in your hyperactive imagination.]

Bullocks! That's what we need to learn to say. We need to have more people wake up and understand that we don't have to swallow the BS. Great movie. We sat stunned for a while. Loved the Stones tune over the closing credits.

[And you were Stoned by the time the closing credits came up.]

The Stones made it real. Since that song is already part of my head. The Stones, and rock 'n roll, are prophetic.

[Yeah. The movie needed that special Stones touch to give it credibility.]

This movie visceraly depicts just exacly where all of this fear,fascism and religious fundamentalism is leading us!Hopefuly enough people will wake up in time to stop these evil scum from destroying our country and the rest of the world!

[Maybe you should wear your Guy Fawkes costume when you vote this year.]

V for Vendetta is currently my favorite movie.
I have watched it at least 6 times now and it will remain one of my all time favorites. It is a powerful and stirring movie that is also entertaining. It has many messages, particularly how a nation may degenerate into what Britain had become in the movie and a clear warning to us. I loved the ending and was put to mind in one sense of the ending of The Return of the King at the final battle scene after the ring had been destroyed. For those who have not yet watched V for Vendetta, I highly recommend seeing it and more than once.

[Will Frodo be your date when you watch it for the 7th time?]

Rented it this week.. and really lays it all out - but -
Would the people truly be inspired enough to take to the streets? Or would they stay home and drink beer, like our current situation.

[Sorry. The DUmmies will opt for beer and pizza as usual. DUAC! DUAC!]

V gave them incentive to hit the streets with the distribution
of the masks. It was one of the more brilliant ploys in the film.

[So the DUmmies will refuse to go out into the streets to bring down the EVIL Bush regime unless Guy Fawkes masks are fedexed to them?]

I was also wondering, since I usually consider myself somewhat of a pacifist--are we now nearing a point where violence might be the last resort?

[Quite a few DUmmies look upon violence as a FIRST resort.]

Violence should ALWAYS be the last resort -- the question is, are we approaching that last resort? Let's see what Diebold has to say about it in November. BTW, the 5th of November is a Sunday - election day would be the 7th, this year.

[And THIS is why the leftist fantasies about V For Vendetta should be constantly monitored. They are actually using this flick as an excuse to commit violence in the near future.]

V ROCKS and is the MUST SEE movie of the year! Especially if you really want to understand what the U.S. government has in store for all of us...

[A DUmmie who believes that the new Walmarts being constructed are really detention centers to which they will soon be sent.]

I read Orwell in the 70s and learned a lot about Nazi Germany through my love of reading-mainly novels and some history/biographies-where many of the books were set in that time and place.

[A moron DUmmie too DUmb to realize that Orwell was satirizing BOLSHEVIK Russia.]

violence begets violence. V is coming sadly enough, can't be stopped.

[That sounds like a threat. Calling Agent Mike! And now on to the KOmmie THREAD...]


My take is that long before Adam Sutler showed up, that Britain was a terrified state on a perpetual war footing; there is an account by a prisoner named Valerie that dates her own life as an actor (and lesbian; it's important to the tale), mentioning landing a big role for a film in 2015, then spending several years happy years with Ruth (I think that was the name) so it was 2018 when the persecutions began in earnest in the aftermath of (I would guess) the Sudan War and an uptick in terrorist bombings in Britain proper.

[Yeah, some government is going to take the time and effort to imprison some chick for being a lesbian. To believe this you must also believe that the same government would execute a guy for keeping a secret copy of the Koran hidden away. Well, since this flick also presented that as fact, I guess it just makes sense you can believe the pointless lesbian harassment routine.]

This is when an opportunistic Undersecretary of Defense Sutler rose to the top tier of the Conservative Party, his zealous, reactionary and violent brand of Christianity riding the tide with him. Not only were Muslims targeted and deported, then 'resettled', so was anybody who was not first British, then English, for Adam Sutler was not in the least interested in there being a United Kingdom; his country was England.

[And they make sure you know that EVIL Adam Sutler is a member of the Conservative Party.]

Some time afterward, perhaps two years, let's call it 2020, the Saint Mary's Virus attacks occurred, killing over 100,000 people in Britain alone. Sutler swept to power in convincing fashion; a chart is flashed up, suggested that his party picked up well over 90% of the vote. Conveniently enough, a pharmaceutical company with ties to the Tories whipped out a cure within a month. A Godsend, no less! A flurry of enabling acts gave Sutler immense powers, created his permanent High Chancellor status, and suddenly the country was expected to be silent and loyal and obedient... and a vast police apparatus was set up to make sure things stayed that way, and the herd purified through frequent cullings.

[They only got 90% of the vote because of the Diebold machines. Where's RFK Jr. with his voting conspiracy theories when we need him?]

Without a doubt, the keystone address in the entire movie is Valerie's account of life as an emerging, then fully out and proud lesbian, the relatively minor hardships of falling in and out of young love and rejection by her parents for the crime of coming out with the truth about herself, then the Fingermen, as the operatives of the new police state were called, black-bagging both her partner, Ruth, and herself shortly thereafter. And what horrid treason had the pair of lovers committed? They were different, as were perhaps many millions of other former Britons, now Resettled Persons, whatever that meant. It meant one thing for certain: they were never seen again, and no one dared speak of them ever again.

[Unlike what is usually the case in real life, Valerie and Ruth were hot looking lesbians. Are you sure the Fingermen didn't resettle them on the Howard Stern show?]

Valerie is condemned for the crime of being different and undesirable, though she is held for quite some time as a condemned lesbian. She writes of her lie on toilet paper; Evy receives the thin parchments, one ply at a time, on a ruse. However, it turns out that V had received Valerie's tale in this fashion for true.

[I once knew a weirdo named Melvin who wrote a sci-fi novel on a roll of toilet paper. But let us now return to this KOmmie's movie review...]

I flat out wept toward the end of this section of the movie, when the lines were read in Valerie's voice "I do not know who you are, and I will probably never live to see you, but know this...that I love you."

[I'd be weeping if Petra Verkaik sent me that message...and that was all I was going to get from her. And since the rest of your review bores the crap out of me, let's move on to the comments of your fellow KOmmies...]

Absolutely fantastic movie. I'm thinking about writing my own diary about it as well.

[Great! The DUmmie FUnnies is always scouting for Leftist Laughs.]

I have a hard time thinking of better movies than this. I guess my two other nominees for Best Movie Ever would be Apocalypse Down and the English Patient--I'm probably forgetting a few. But the timeliness of "V" eclipses both of those.

[It even eclipses Citizen Kane and Casablanca.


My other fave for this year is "Batman Begins"

[A movie much more grounded in reality than V.]

Saw the movie last weekend,now I know what to wear on Halloween.

[Check the Dollar Stores for the Guy Fawkes mask. Guy Fawkes capes sell separately.]

Cheney mask, prison orange and handcuffs and shackles.

[More likely Armitage mask, prison orange and handcuffs and shackles.]

If I have to make one, it may end up looking like Richard Chamberlain....has anyone seen them for sale anywhere ?

[If you can't find a Guy Fawkes mask then just buy a Richard Chamberlain mask.]

I'm thinking of buying a halloween V mask and carrying it on election day!

[Don't forget to cast your vote on a Diebold machine wearing that dopey costume.]

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Joe Wilson & Valerie Plame Enter Their Handmade Hell

Welcome to the personal Hell of Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame. They are about to permanently suffer the fate they fear most---nonentity. For Joe and Valerie, there will be no more invitations to trendy Georgetown parties as part of Washington's A-List. In fact they won't even be on the Z-List. People who until recently hailed them as heroes in the battle against the EVIL Republicans will now treat them as if they don't exist. No more smug smirks as you enter White House Correspondents dinners as special guests because those same liberal correspondents are now wishing you never existed. You see, you caused the liberals to crawl out onto a limb for you and now the branch has been sawed off in the form of a newspaper editorial. Had the newspaper been some rightwing sheet out in the sticks, you would have welcomed such an attack because you could pose as martyrs once again. Unfortunately, you can't pose like a couple of drama queens for yet another laughable photo shoot oozing with phony histrionics. This time you have been thrown under the bus by none other than the liberal Washington Post in the form of a scathing EDITORIAL calling you a devious liar. So say goodbye to the celebrity highlife as Washington's IT couple. Say hello to an eternity of nonentity. You see, The Shunning has begun. And when you notice that your "friends" are looking the other way or crossing the street to avoid running into you, at least you can take solace in the one true friend who will also be there to console you---Mr. Bottle. When all others shun you as an embarrassing reminder of their own gullibility, Mr. Bottle will be there to tell you that you are still players. Hit Mr. Bottle hard because you will be needing him more and more, Joe and Valerie. Welcome to the Land of the Nonpersons.

One good indicator of just how far Joe Wilson and Valerie Plame have fallen since their slap in the face by the Washington Post is how they responded to that scathing editorial...via a bitter e-mail sent to a pompous non-entity desperate to be taking seriously as an important political player. Apparently places like Hardball have already written off Joe and Valerie despite months on end of Chris Matthews turning his show into Plamegate Central. So instead of even holding a press conference that reporters would be embarrassed to attend, Joe Wilson sends an angry e-mail to a Transparent Sock Puppet named William Rivers Pitt who posted it in DUmmieland as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Joe Wilson responds to WaPo hatchet job."

Of course since the source of that thread is the credibility challenged Pitt who assured us that Karl Rove was indicted last May, one wonders if this e-mail is yet another figment of his self-serving imagination. In this case, however, I am inclined to believe the e-mail purportedly from Joe Wilson is authentic for two reasons. First of all, ever since Pitt's interminable NON-APOLOGY in early June over Hoaxmas, the one subject that he has avoided like the plague was Fitzmas. Therefore, Pitt would never bring up anything having to do with Plamegate unless he really did receive a message from Wilson. Apparently Pitt's urge to have a "scoop" overrides his embarrassment about being a chief enabler of the Hoaxmas fraud. Secondly, the Wilson e-mail sounds like it was sent out to numerous recipients. If Pitt had forged such an e-mail, his overinflated ego would have made it sound much more personal than what was posted. Therefore, assuming that the e-mail is authentic for the reasons stated above, let us now analyze Joe Wilson lashing out angrily in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping to someday make the Georgetown Party A-List so he could "accidentally" spill some champagne on Norah O'Donnell's blouse so he could gallantly offer to dry it off with his handkerchief, is in the [brackets]:

Joe Wilson responds to WaPo hatchet job

[As we shall see, it is really a non-response.]

Via email:

[Sent to William Rivers Pitt and probably a couple of dozen other nobodies.]

You may have seen this morning's editorial in the Post. It manages to recycle pretty much every lie and smear over the past three years in a last ditch effort to divert attention from the facts, and the role the Post itself played both in the march to war and in the leak (see Woodward).

[The WaPo is hardly a conservative newspaper which makes the fact that they just tossed Joe Wilson under the buss even more unbearable for him.]

I know many of you are better versed in Plamegate than either Valerie or I and I also know that some of you will be addressing the editorial.

[Most of the Plamegate junkies, like Chris Matthews, will now be furiously forgetting that you even existed, Joe.]

I want to let you know how much Valerie and I continue to be buoyed by your support and your dedication to getting the truth out and holding the administration and its lackeys accountable for the terrible policies they have foisted on our country and on the world. We must keep fighting.

[I want to let you know how much I continue to be amused by you AVOIDING a rational response to the WaPo's charges that you are a devious liar, Joe.]

As you think about this, our website (Wilsonsupport.org) has a copy of the letter I sent to the SSCI when its report first came out, challenging some of its conclusions. The LeftCoaster has a terrific study by eriposte on the whole Niger forgery case from beginning to end. Firedoglake and the Next Hurrah both have highly informative analyses of the case by skilled researchers and former prosecutors. I recommend them all as resoruces to jog memories. by this afternoon, I expect that our own team will have an updated set of talking points to distribute for your use as well.

[You actually need to wait for talking points to answer the WaPo's charges? Will those talking points be arriving in 24 business hours?]

Each of you in one way or another has contributed to the public's (and in many cases our own) understanding of the issues from the beginning. Thank you for continuing to do so.

[Thank you for your continuing non-response.]

Joe Wilson

[Soon to become a very special friend of Mr. Bottle. And now on to the DUmmie responses to Joe Wilson's non-response...]

I think something is about to break on this story... or else, someone wishes to use it as a diversion?

[Karl Rove wants to use it as a diversion from the John Mark Karr confession.]

and I am a pessimist I think it's over.

[A pessimist...possibly. A realist...certainly.]

Civil suit is coming up its not over, the civil suit may reveal much more information.

[It's not over until Candy Crowley sings.]

I think something is about to break also. At least I hope so. Fitz, I'm praying for you baby!

[Good news! Fitz is announcing the impending arrival of the Great Pumpkin.]

Hang in there, Joe and Valerie!

[Hang in there, Joe and Valerie! Your Central Liquors order will soon be delivered.]

That WaPo editorial was pure horseshit wearing a coat of wishful thinking.

[Strange how Joe Wilson never even responded to what the editorial actually said.]

the last thread of credibility the Whorington had was lost with that ed

[Too bad it was still credible enough to get Joe and Valerie disinvited to all the trendy Georgetown parties where they were previously the toast of the liberal crowd.]

Huh?

"I know many of you are better versed in Plamegate than either Valerie or I and I..."

No offense, but aren't he and Valerie two of the principal actors in this whole thing?

[And DUmmie Sammy Pepys WINS a Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]

They are two people. We are hundreds of people reading and collating every bit of data.

[Answers William Rivers Pitt who personally collated the data about Karl Rove's indictment last May 12.]

You can see see the sweat on the brow of this editorial. My guess: anonymous guest editorial from everybody's sweaty pal Karl Rove.

[Karl Rove the Renaissance Man. Not only does he fax letters from Kinko's in Texas but he also finds time to write editorials for the WaPo and a THOUSAND other simultaneous activities. Oh, and thanx for the OBLIGATORY Rove referral which must appear in every DUmmie thread.]

I love the Wilsons. Thanks for posting Will.

[And Will is more than happy to oblige by acting as Wilson's Transparent Sock Puppet...when he is not posting as a Temporary Sock Puppet.]

Joe, you're a hero

[Is that you, Valerie?]

Say It Ain't So Joe?

[Clueless Joe Wilson is unable to respond.]

Well, I'm ready to come out swinging for them/YOU Joe and Valerie. I didn't spend a year of my life researching all of this Plamegate info for nothing, even made a two DVD set with the history, boiled it all down so that people could cut though the media lies and chatter - I was happy to send three copies of the DVD to Joe Wilson during Xmas last year, even giftwrapped it and told him I would be happy to send FREE copies to anyone in the House or Senate that wanted the FACTS to do battle with the Media and help Joe and Valerie.. even added a little goodie to the end of the DVD set, re-recorded "Secret Agent Man" and made it "Secret Agent Plame"..

[We regret to inform you that you completely wasted your time and won't be getting that year back.]

We've got your back Joe and Valerie, sorry I can't contribute. Money right now, but like I said, I've got that dual DVD set that offers a YEARS worth of research and it's all yours, as many copies as you want to hand out, just let me know, I can absorb those costs for this.

[Joe and Valerie are just ten dollars away from getting back on the Georgetown party A-list again.]

Is Fitzmas finally over??

[Yes but the good news is that Hoaxmas is still going on.]

Say it aint so Fitz!! What a disappointment Fitz has been. He played his cards close to the vest , never said anything which hurt the Republicans. He found nothing but a 2d rank player and chatrged him with a low level crime that had nothing to do with the original charges. Best guess: Libby, if convicted, gets pardoned by Bush on his last day. And he kept it all quiet so that it never interfered with the Republican domination of the elections. Mission Accomplished Fitz!! Youve spent millions to produce..... almost nothing. NOw just go away!!! Youve done nothing for the American people so far and they can count on more of the same. Anybody who renamed their holidays for Fitz can now name them back

[I was growing kind of fond of Fitzoween and Fitzgiving.]

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News Photo Of Rita Cosby Becomes Source Of Web Mirth

If there were a Pulitzer prize for the funniest news photo of the year, this picture captured by AP photographer, Jack Dempsey, would surely be the hands down winner. Here we have one obsessed weirdo stalking another obsessed weirdo. And in this case, the stalker is none other than the MSNBC Queen of Sensationalist Journalism, Rita Cosy, with her hand pressed up against the window as she stares at her prey, John Mark Karr, who is being transported back to the Boulder County Jail. This photograph has already become legendary and is now the source of great mirth throughout the web and into the outer reaches of the blogosphere. Whether from the left or the right, all are laughing at the vocally challenged Rita Cosby image that proves the old truth of a picture being worth a thousand words. So, let us enjoy the laughs provoked by this classic photo as we head into the Labor Day Weekend by scanning a few of the commentaries on this photo in both the FREE REPUBLIC, where it became the object of a caption contest, and on the HUFFINGTON POST where it inspired many a cutting comment. The postings of the Websters are all in Red In The Face From Laughing Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, laughing so hard he needs to borrow a throat lozenge from Rita, is in the [brackets]:

I want to have your baby! I love you!

[Captioned the vicious rightwing Freeper.]

Upon his release from jail, non-murdering pedophile John Karr visits the schluss-mouthed journalist exhibit at the Boulder Zoo.

[LOL!]

Give me the name of that Thai sex-change doctor- I want to become a female too.

[Sorry, Rita. No discounts for Queens of Sensationalist Journalism although you could write it off as a business expense if the operation is done on the tube ala Katie Couric colonscopy.]

My sources tell me that I barely still have a job at MSNBC. Can you comment on that?

[No comment.]

Soylent Green is people!

[Can it be canned?]

Can I get a sample of your DNA?

[Only if you promise not to smoke afterwards, Rita.]

Is the Duke cab driver in there with you? He's not guilty either!

[The Duke cab driver is also frightened by your obsessive stare, Rita.]

You just thought Geraldo was a media whore. I am THE media whore, baby!!!!!!!!!

[You da man! I mean, woman! Uh, I mean...]

So, John, I was thinking that Jessica Simpson could play me in the movie - what do you think?

[Is Jessica compatible with Johnny Depp? And now on to Huffington Post HUffies who are also doubled over in laughter at the Crazed Rita pic...]

"Mark, Mark! Remember when you get the operation to CHANGE....tell the dr to do a better job on your vocal chords then they did with mine..ok"!!

[Or sue for malpractice.]

"Hey, can you guys give me a ride to the donut shop?"

[No. We are only going as far as the pizza shop.]

Her gravelly voice makes sense when you remember she's a bottom-feeder...

[So that explains why Rita's career has been floundering.]

Please stop licking the window, it's hard for us to see out.

[Rita should buy some transparent lipstick for cases like this.]

what a repellent whore. nauseating.

[Who? Rita or John Mark Karr?]

The most interesting part of this story is that it came out the same time that the Bush Administration was subpoenaed for wiretapping...interesting isn't it?

[Is that you, Mike Malloy?]

Rita Cosby looks really desperate in that picture. Funny, but it wouldn't surprise me if she is saying to Karr through the window "Hey John! Tell them we slept together! Tell them I conspired with you! Tell them I put you up to it! Just tell them anything to get my show back on the air! Please John! Wait, don't drive away! John! I need you!!!!"

[Rita is fantasizing about having her own talk show and introducing her first guest---"HEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNNEEEY!"]

The look on her swollen face reminds me of a dog peering through the window, watching a butcher cut steaks. She seems so delighted, so lucky to be given the opportunity to "glom onto" the momentary stardom of this mentally ill perv. If that expression on her face is not thrill, delight,or even ghoulish perversity.... Rita please consider a stronger prescription, or perhaps an outpatient councelling group, which may convince you to eventually inhabit a nice institution.

[You ever consider that maybe John Mark Karr had Rita's lithium prescription in his pocket and she wanted it back?]

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