Friday, February 18, 2005

DUmmie FUnnies 02-18-05 ("Alaska Airlines now giving out prayers with dinner")


If you want to know one big reason why Democrats keep losing elections, this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Alaska Airlines now giving out prayers with dinner,” explains why. The funny thing is that the prayer the DUmmie was crybabying about was on PRIVATE property so they had every right to hand out prayers if they wanted to. The next step in the DUmmie Universe will be to ban Gideon Bibles from hotel rooms. Let us read on now about how the DUmmies are continuing to commit electoral suicide. As usual the outraged DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:



Alaska Airlines now giving out prayers with dinner. My partner flew to and from Chicago yesterday. With his dinner he received a little card with the Alaska Airline logo, a landscape and the following:

Give thanks to the Lord,

for He is good;

His love endures forever.

Psalm 107:1


I'm so disgusted I'm beside myself.


[GASP! The absolute NERVE! And when you find that Gideon Bible in your hotel room you probably have to throw up in the toilet in disgust.]


I'm a frequent flyer on Alaska so I've seen them for years. I usually just turn it upside down.


[Avert your eyes! AVERT YOUR EYES!!!]


I thought they were blue! What a way to alienate your major customer base. They need some serious complaint letters clogging their mailboxes.


[“Dear Alaska Airlines---I am absolutely DISGUSTED by the fact that you hand out comforting prayers. Please replace them with Astrological Predictions or you will turn off your DUmmie Base."]


There is nothing at all wrong with what they are doing. It isn't forced at all and for some it is very comforting. There are more people in america that believe in God than there are ones that do not. If the Government did this there would be room for complaint. Flying this day and time is very stressful for most. A prayer can be very welcome by some.


[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


Would you like it if they had Muslim or Buddhist or any other religion's doctrine handed out to people?


[Actually most DUmmies WOULD like that.]


The government should do something about this and put a stop to it. If it does not, it is pandering to a religion through omission.


[Which constitutional amendment forbids pandering to a religion through omission?]


They're not providing blessings for every Hindu, Buddhist, Zoroastrian or other flavor out there. THAT is why this is offensive.


[I say not allowing a goat to be sacrificed on a Zoroastrian altar aboard the flight is DISCRIMINATORY!!!]


It sure as HELL is not an invocation of The Goddess. I find anything associated with the WAR GOD, Yahweh, offensive!


[The Goddess HATES the Evil War Monkey King.]


IF this is true, then perhaps they can print up the following prayer that I say on flights and pass them out:.


Hermes, hear my plea.
See us safely there,
And safely back again.
This is my will,
So mote it be.


[Is that Hermes or Herpes that you are praying to?]


I also ask that Isis, with Her strong wings bear me safely to my destination.


[How about Wonder Woman? Do you pray to her as well?]


Would love to see some story in the news on this.


[Me too! It will ensure that the DUmmiecrats LOSE the next election.]

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Absolutely amazing. Apparently it is now offensive speech, maybe even hate speech, to offer a prayer.

Maybe this DUmmie should have signed up for the Vegan meal: soy burgers and fried lentils with Hopi Indian Prayer.

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