"What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?"
In yet another sign that the ABSOLUTE confidence of the DUmmies in election victory of just a few weeks ago has evaporated is this THREAD titled, "What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?" In fact, it now seems as if the DUmmies are absolutely confident that they will be losing the elections this November. That's what happens when you believe the absolutely MEANINGLESS midsummer polls. Most people are either vacationing or are in a vacation mood. Their thoughts are on matters much more relaxed than politics. So if a pollster breaks the relaxed mood with annoying questions about policy and politics, many normal victims will attempt to brush off the intruder with answers designed mainly to cut short the interview so as to quickly return to the summertime reverie. Now that the polls are closer to reflecting reality, the DUmmies perceive a shift away from them which has caused panic in the Leftwing ranks. The talk has gone from victory to REVOLUTION in the streets. So let us now watch the DUmmies promulgating their post-election revolution from their keyboards in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting significantly increased activity from the red ants in his DUmmie Ant farm as the election approaches, is in the [brackets]:
What happens if 2006 elections are stolen again?
[What do you mean "if"?]
What is a person to do? I took the whole week off, because I will hit the streets. But, I'm not so sure what people will do-after all these elections have been tainted for 6 years at least.
[I would have loved to have been there when you asked your boss for that "vacation" time: "I would like to take a week off after the election because I want to riot in the streets to bring down the system if the election is stolen from us."]
I predict a revolution. It's our duty as patriotic Americans.
[Even mandatory...if you are a DUmmie.]
i welcome a revolution, sadly though I predict, nothing will happen. the grumbling will get a little louder, the republicans will keep their stolen offices. america will continue its fall into fascism.
[You are correct. NOTHING will happen because the DUmmies will find that pile of empty pizza cartons blocking their basement doorways too great of a barrier to be breached.]
The outrage will fade away, and the country will sink further into tyranny.
[Karl Rove has already ensured smooth pizza delivery post-election in order to prevent any revolution.]
As a patriotic American, what are you doing in the "revolution"? Be as precise as possible because I don't want to lump you with the rest of the keyboard jockeys that bluster and growl and then sit in front of their monitors complaining that the "sheeple" haven't taken the streets.
[A keyboard jockey supplied with a steady stream of pizzas is highly unlikely to take to the streets. Their biggest activity will be to shake red peppers on the pepperonis floating on a sea of cheese and tomato.]
Just Yesterday. I was saying I don't know how I will get out of bed 11/8 if that happens. It seems to me that it is more imperative than ever that we win by landslides. Won't it be harder to steal an election that is a landslide?
[No. The Diebold machines are set with a variable factor. No matter what the count for the Democrats, Republicans will always remain a constant two points ahead of them. So go back to bed and STAY there.]
i dont think its much harder for them to steal a landslide
just more obvious. but i dont think they care. win, by any means, might makes right.
I afraid you are right. And most "landslides" are by less than
ten percentage points. Al Gore won by a "landslide," and so did John Kerry.
[John Kerry won by a landslide? Oh, yeah. I forgot how he won in the exit polls by a landslide.]
Meet in DC. If Mexican voters can turn out in mass protest, we can, too.
[Maybe you can form an alternative government like they did.]
The Battlin' Congressional Dems will lie on the couch with a cold beer and watch TV.
[And pizza. Please don't forget the all-important pizza.]
The Democrats will be told to shut the f*ck up or be sent to Gitmo.
[Or the nearest Wal-Mart detention center.]
Democrats were so certain that Kerry was going to beat Bush in 2004 and even went to bed thinking he had won. We are so certain now that we will take control of one, or both, of the houses of Congress. There are even those who are already planning what will be done to Bush when the Democrats take over. Imagine the shock and surprise if the Republicans retain control and Democrats have to watch them strut and become sick as we have to listen to them claim this is an affirmation of the Bush policies.
[All is going according to the Vast Rovian Plan.]
Likely, they'll Diebold in Hillary (or someone like her) in '08 to throw a few sops at us, on social policy. Bushite crime will be covered up.
[Karl Rove has already Diebolded Hillary in as your '08 nominee. So enjoy the pizza and accept the INEVITABLE.]
We cannot prevent Stolen Election III. But we sure can put the kibosh on electronic voting by refusing to vote on the Machines--and thus save the '08 primaries and general election from secret corporate vote tabulation. We can FORCE reform NOW. We can stun local/state election officials with our rebellion. We can put election reform activists at the table, with our demand that they restore TRANSPARENT elections.
[ABSOLUTELY!!! If you see an electronic voting machine at your local precinct---DON'T VOTE!!! That'll show those EVIL Republicans!]
Americans are not Mexicans! If we were, we would be occupying the largest public plaza in the country in opposition to the regime that stole the election.
[Maybe you could occupy the largest public pizza.]
Exactly what revolutionary acts will you perform when you "hit the streets. Stand on a corner with a sign and a bullhorn?
[Didn't that work for the lovely couple in the pic above?]
We all could have asked the same question "What will we do if the *** elections are stolen" in 2002 and 2004. Many of us did, and to our dismay, we're staring at another stolen election in 2006 and probably yet another one in 2008.
If the election is stolen again, I may never be able to go back to work. When it was swiped in '04, I nearly lost my job due to my surly demeanor. I'm afraid it will only get worse if it happens again so I may as well take to the streets and call the bums out.
[Was your BDS, Bush Derangement Syndrome, covered by your company's health insurance?]
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