Saturday, September 29, 2012

DUmmies Sweat Lack of Fauxcahontas Law License

The awful truth is starting to slowly dawn on the DUmmies... Their heroine, Cherokee Princess Fauxcahontas aka Elizabeth Warren, does NOT have a license to practice law in the state of Massachusetts. At first the DUmmies were in a denial mode but were finally forced to switch to a new argument...that she didn't need a law license to represent clients in the Supreme Court. Unfortunately for the DUmmie Deniers, she also represented clients in Taxachusetts. And the one who made these revelations (and TRULY deserves a Pulitzer prize) is William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection who made the initial revelation a few days ago in this post, Elizabeth Warren’s law license problem. And the problem is that Warren does NOT have a Taxachusetts law license. After that revelation, the Warren defenders, including the DUmmies, switched tactics to claim that Warren didn't need a law license to represent clients before the U.S. Supreme court. Unfortunately for that argument, Professor Jacobson also discovered this, Elizabeth Warren 2002 – Working on at least 10 private legal matters. After Professor Jacobson's revelations, even one of Warren's supporters was forced to change his mind: Elizabeth Warren defender: “With this bombshell, I would no longer view the case against her as weak.”

Of course, the DUmmies went all in on defending Warren in this THREAD, "Elizabeth Warren practiced law without a license?" Their firm denial mode began last Monday but they got progressively more nervous about this scandal as the week progressed. Apparently they just can't face the fact that their heroine is a FRAUD who ILLEGALLY practiced law without a license. This has to be incredibly DEMORALIZING for the left since they have been much more enthusiastic by the socialist Fauxcahontas than any other candidate. The revelations are so painful that so far the KOmmies haven't even been able to address it but, when their mental meltdown over this issue arrives, I will be sure to post it for your comedic entertainment. So let us now watch the DUmmies attempt the hopeless task of defending Elizabeth Warren for practicing law without a license in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, urging everybody to add the incredible Legal Insurrection blog to your Web feeds, is in the [brackets]:

Elizabeth Warren practiced law without a license? 

[Asked the shaken DUmmie.]

Please tell me this is not true. Only sources I could find were Freep and Breitbart, and I'm not inclined to believe either one. 

[It's not true, shuggums. Of course I am just LYING to make you feel better so you can sleep peacefully before awakening to the brutal reality that your favorite candidate DESTROYED herself in this election by practicing law without a license.]

Does someone have the full context from what she said on the radio? 

[Princess Fauxcahontas admitted NO law license on the RADIO.]

Until it comes from a real source then I'll wait to read about it. 

[Where would you like your OSS L-pill delivered?]

I don't understand why some people here think that its harmful for us to see what the other side is claiming and try to develop appropriate responses. 

[The proper response is to go into permanent hibernation since the Fall of Fauxcahontas will be much too painful for you to bear.]

Sounds like the right-wing smear machine kicking into full after last week's debate. I don't know what the truth of the matter is (nor have I heard anything about this at all, actually) but I can't imagine a bright woman like Warren doing this.

[Yes, Princess Fauxcahontas is much to brilliant to be practicing law without a license...except she was. Oh, and would you like me to send you a coupon for a steep discount on an OSS L-pill?]

I can't say whether or not there was paperwork she should have filed but didn't, and maybe I watch too many lawyer shows on TV, but I'm skeptical that this was really a proble and no opposing counsel ever mentioned it. 

[The paperwork she should have filed is known as the bar exam.]

Legal Insurrection claims they asked they asked MA authorities if she was licensed to practice law, and that they were told NO. Let's just hope she answers quickly and decisively. 

[Good news! Your OSS L-pill has been shipped out via Priority Mail!]

We need to monitor how this is playing out amongst the public. 

[Don't worry. The public will be very supportive of a high-priced Harvard prof practicing law without a license...NOT!]

  I can't imagine she'd have gotten this far in her campaign if she'd broken the law by practicing law without a license. 

[Liberals can get away with almost anything in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.]

I figured it was Breitbart just making shit up again--just wanted to be sure. 

[Good news! OSS L-pills now come in pink and pretty colors.]

Is it legal in MA to practice law without being a member of the MA bar? That simple yes or no question seems to be what will bring this nonsense to an end. 

[Oh, sure. Any crackpot can set up a law practice in MA sans law license. No problemo.]

As you do, there are times when I like the idea of questions which require simple yes-or-no answers. 

[Yes, your OSS L-pill is in the mail. No, you won't like the ugly outcome of this scandal.]

Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact

[How? By going back a few years in a Time Machine and take the MA bar exam?]

Right Wing Noise Machine. The tightie righties are burning up the twittershpere with this bogus story trying to get traction with it. There needs to be a pithy response from a top-tweeter that we can re-tweet to take the wind out of their sails. 


I want to know if Mitt took the bar? 

[Probably not since he is NOT a lawyer. Come to think of it he doesn't even hang out at bars but that's another story.]

Does Warren have the documentation she needs to refute the charge? 

[More importantly, do you have the invoice for your OSS L-pill?]

Article in business week. Warren has liscence 

[Correct. She does have a "liscence" but is still missing a license.]

I don't know anything about the law. If this means anything, the media will cover it. If and when they do, I guess we'll see if it has any effect on the race. My gut tells me it's nothing. 

[Nothing but an OSS L-pill sitting in your gut.]

I thought that was excellent -- until I got to the "game-changer" update today. What did you think about that? 

[This was posted on Thursday when doubts started to arise among the former skeptics as Professor Jacobson posted.]

I just saw that game-changer update. I don't know what to think. I guess we'll have to see what the legal minds have to say. 

[News Flash! Knowing what to think would be a new experience for you.]

Could this have any traction? 

[Yes, but don't slip on your OSS L-pill or you could hurt yourself.]

Is the Massachusetts bar taking action? If not, then this story goes nowhere. 

[The final words from this DUmmie before he pops his OSS L-pill.]

Sunday, September 23, 2012

DUmmie Poll Panic

The DUmmies are in a state of panic over the fact that the Gallup poll shows the presidential race as about even as you can see in this THREAD, "WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???" If they are this panicked now, imagine what the DUmmies will be like the weekend before the election when, with their reputations on the line, most of the polling outfits will be FORCED to reveal the true state of the electorate. Meanwhile it is FUn to watch the DUmmies undergo poll panic in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, remembering the tremendous accuracy of the 1990 Nicaraguan presidential election polls, is in the [barackets]:

WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya??? 

[Yeah, because we all remember how honest the Obama Regime was in assigning blame for the Libyan fiasco entirely on a poorly made video.]

Rasmussen and Gallup have Romney ahead... I know, it's crazy... but it's true... 

[Don't worry. ObamaCare will provide coverage for your special OSS L-pill.]

Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010. 

[And, of course, none to the handling of the economy by The One. He is absolved of all blame.]

Obama will be well ahead by November. The Romney campaign is self destructing, they've seen the internals and know they can't win. 

[Please place a Suicide Watch on DUmmie sufrommich on November 6.]

If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters who didn't turn out to vote in 2010. The assumption is that if you didn't vote then you are less likely to vote now. 

[Just keep your mind on that idea and the diaper mudslides can be prevented...until weekend before the election.]

I think Obama is definitely up, especially where it counts, and he'll win, but that it is even within 15 points sickens me about this country. 

[Another DUmmie has just signed up for the Nov. 6 Suicide Watch.]

Obama is up against roughly the same economic conditions in place that UTTERLY sank Jimmy Carter 

[Hey! Maybe the next jobs report will show unemployment has dropped a full two points!]

Carter was up on Reagan like 8 points pre debates. If Obama's hull is strong, Carter was unsinkable. 


tracking polls always fluctuate--they did in 2008, too. 

[And remember the dramatic fluctuation in the 2004 exit polls?]

Poll close. That is all needed to cheat at the polls with the electronic voting machines. 

[Ah! I see you already have your excuse ready.]

Monday, September 17, 2012

"Seriously, what idiot in the administration. . . ?"

"Hello? Is this President Morsi's office? . . . It is? Could you please put me through to him? . . . Yes, I'll wait. Thank you. . . . Dum de dum dum. . . . Yes, is this President Morsi? . . . Hello, Mohamed! This is Barack. . . . Barack Hussein Obama, you know, your brother from another mother. I'm calling from here in the United States. . . Yes, Mohamed, Allahu Akbar to you, too. . . . How am I? Well, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. And how about yourself? . . .  You're fine, too. Good. I'm glad that we're both fine. . . . Now listen, Mohamed, about these embassy things. I just called to apologize to you VERY DEEPLY about what a bunch of infidels we have here in this country. . . . I know, I know, may they all be spat upon by camels and have their testicles crushed. . . . It's just, you see, we have this silly little 'freedom of speech' thing here in America, and, frankly, there's not much I can do about it at the moment. We're TRYING--believe me, we're trying--to do everything we can to stop them, but some of our folks are kind of, well, obstinate. . . . Yes, I know, Mohamed, it would be so much simpler if we just gunned them all down, but this is an election year, and that sort of thing would not go over too well. . . . So, what I guess I'm saying is: What do you want me to do to appease your crowds? . . . An apology tour through the Arab world? I could do that. Could it wait till after the election, though? I've got a lot of fundraisers to attend right now. . . . And, and what? Five billion dollars more in aid? We could do that. . . . Made out to your personal account? OK, let me talk to my people and I'll get back to you. . . . Fine. Alright then. And may a thousand virgins greet you in paradise, too, Mohamed. Bye now."

This past week has not exactly shown Our President at his best. The Appeaser-and-Apologizer-in-Chief has looked bewildered and befuddled as his "Arab Spring" has blown up in his face. It's a Spring Surprise! < /montypython >

What to do? What to do? I've got it! Blame some obscure filmmaker for the riots and try to shut him down! So what if the film is just an excuse the Muzzies are using for their bad behavior? And so what if we've got a First Amendment here that protects freedom of speech? We'll do it anyway!

Emperor Zero fiddles while Cairo and Benghazi and (fill in the blank) burn. But at least one DUmmie has dared to call out the Obozo adminstration on their bumbling and fumbling. DUmmie Fgiriun has done so here in this THREAD, "Seriously, what idiot in the administration thought it would be a good idea. . . ."

So let us now enter the Land of DUmmies, where even LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS sometime sneak in and post in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, promising you an EXTRA ADDED SURPRISE you won't want to miss toward the end of this DUFU, is in the [brackets]:

Seriously, what idiot in the administration. . . .

[I can tell already this is going to be a difficult question. There are so many idiots to choose from!]

Seriously, what idiot in the administration thought it would be a good idea to request Google to remove the film?

[Oh oh. Careful, DUmmie Fgiriun! You are treading on dangerous ice! One must not criticize Dear Leader!]

This plays right into the conservative talking points and does absolutely nothing other than buy into a failed notion of appeasement.

[Appease at any price.]

The film is not the cause of the protest and even if it were removing it from Youtube would have absolutely no effect on these people.

[Alright, everyone, say it with me: LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

This is absolutely disgraceful and could potentially cost Obama a lot of votes.

[DUmmie Fgiriun (75 posts), this post could potentially cost you a tombstone. . . . The DUmmies reply . . .]

I don't have a problem with it. It's a request.


Your concern has been noted.

[DUmmie Jeff In Milwaukee suspects DUmmie Fgiriun is a Concern Troll.]

Bullsh*t !!!! This is a wedge issue for desperate Fundies.

[DUmmie Fgiriun is accused of being a wedge-atarian. He then defends himself . . .]

People react to talking points. Although there is nothing menacing about submitting a request to potentially remove content based on the TOS, there are people who will falsely view this as a violation of the first amendment. The right wing is not the only group that has strong views regarding free speech.

[Nicely played, Fgiriun. You say "falsely view," even as you get your point across that this IS an attempt at intimidation!]

Great way to start your life on DU.

[Buh bye, Fgiriun, O ye of 75 posts!]

There is nothing wrong or disgraceful about this request.

["Nothing in Austria has changed." Thank you, Herr Zeller.]

You don't need much to get right winger panties in a wad these days. . . .

[This is giving them a wedgie.]

They are continually frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs. . . .

[Unlike these fellows . . .]

I'm an avid contributor on Reddit, which is very liberal in nature and there has been a lot of people who view this as a threat to free speech. I don't think it is, but most people don't consider the facts.

["I don't think it is." Yeah, right, Fgiriun. I see what you're doing.]

It troubles me too.

[An ally! Or else a Fgiriun sockpuppet.]

The actors involved should sue Google's @ss right now. I would. The film was done under false pretenses, and they have cause. F*** google.

[Now Google is the enemy. Must not suggest that the rioters themselves are responsible for the rioting.]

No, the target of the lawsuit should be the director and others. . . .

[Just not the rioters. Anyone but them.]

I definitely think this is NOT a First Amendment issue. Well, actually it is, but there are limitations even on the First Amendment.

[Insults against Islam, BAD, not protected. Insults against Christianity, GOOD, fair game! In fact, Christianity itself should be banned!}

I think this goes under the "Fire" in a crowded theater scenario. . . .

[I would say it goes under the "Rioters set a fire in an unprotected embassy" scenario.]

I actually doubt they could pursue a slander case against the Prophet.

[Like Mohammed, I am no prophet, but I predict such a case would get nowhere. Islam is a non-prophet organization. There is no god called "Allah," and Mohammed is his false prophet. Piss be upon them. I slam Islam.]

Freedom of speech isn't absolute. This film was like yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded theater. . . . It was purely an incitement to riot and it worked.

[Again with the "Fire in a crowded theater"! Show me where in the film it was calling on people to riot and burn down American embassies. Then you might have a point.]

I doubt half the people partaking in the protests have even seen the video.

[So, actually, it's like yelling "Fire!" in an EMPTY theater.]

I bet over half the protesters don't even know what they are protesting. They look like a bunch of punk kids to me.

[They're like the Occupy Kids of the Middle East.]

I have had the unfortunate duty of listening to the Fox Radio Network for a couple of weeks now, and they are already in what the German general staff used to call Wolkenkuckucksheim, "cloud cuckoo land," the fantasy-land from which the Fuhrer issued his unworkable orders in the waning days of World War II.

[Obama is in Wasdasficksheim, "WTF Land," in which Dear Leader is letting Eric Himmler Holder and Hillary von Ribbentrop Clinton run the show in the waning days of his administration.]

The right-wingers? F*** 'em. You know what they were b*tching all this week? The fact that President Obama doesn't attend Presidential Intelligence Briefings. . . .

[The Campaigner-in-Chief has more important things to do.]

Nothing wrong with that request. "Failed notion of appeasement"? Sounds like a Hannity talking point.

[DUmmie Fgiriun is on the verge of in-hannity.]

Guess I'm an idiot, too. I think it SHOULD be taken down. Period.

[Let's take down the First Amendment, too, while we're at it.]

Seriously. . . . What idiot let this troll in?

[We LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS are everywhere!!! Hee! Hee!]

[Speaking of idiots, we now turn to the promised EXTRA ADDED SURPRISE I told you about earlier. And it is . . Pitt! Yes, William Rivers Pitt, Pied Piper Pitt, has an important announcment to make, here in this THREAD . . .]

First trimester accomplished, two more to go.

[Wha-- WHAAT?? What are you talking about, Pitt? Is it what I think?]

Yes, I'm going to be a father.


Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.

[Notice, Pitt calls it, at just three months along, a "baby." I guess it's a "baby" if you want it; otherwise, it's just some unwanted tissue you can dispose of. Thus Pitt displays the unaware hypocrisy of the pro-abort crowd.]

So there's that.

[Congratulations, Proud Papa Pitt! I didn't know you had it in ya!]

Congratulations! I always pictured you to be an old geezer.

[Well, he's getting there. The 40-Year-Old Insurgent is going to be a 41-Year-Old Father.]

I have a feeling we are in for lots more cute.

[Let's hope the kid takes after his mother. Otherwise, William Pitt the Younger could end up looking like William Pitt the Elder:]

I'm sure your mom is just loving this too.

[To which DUmmie Raven, aka Mother Pitt, the Grandma-to-be, responds . . .]

YOU BET I AM!!!!! I walked into TJ MAX yesterday and the baby clothes just hit me in the face.

[Careful, DUmmie Raven! Watch where you're going! Stay IN the aisle!]

Went home with little undershirts, tiny bodysuits and a few other things. What fun!

[OK, so you did your regular shopping for Wee Willie. But what did you get for the kid?]

All RIGHT! We need more little Pitts in this world.

[More Pitts. God help us. I just HOPE this little child grows up to be a conservative Rethuglican! Wouldn't THAT be FUn!]

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

DNC Delegates Embrace Socialism

This is MUST SEE VIDEO from The Blaze. Here is the description:

The word “socialism” is thrown around a lot these days. Perhaps for good reason. But the party of bigger government has certainly tried to avoid all references. Their delegates however, are free to talk. So we asked them one simple, open ended question while at the Democratic National Convention last week: What do you think about socialism?

Their answers varied, but one theme can be seen throughout the diverse interviews: more government is good. They also mentioned Canada a lot.

And how many of these delegates have DUmmie screen names? I'm figuring quite a few.

Saturday, September 08, 2012

DUmmies Angry Over God Denial Vote Fraud

Verily I say unto you, that in the night before the crock flowed, the Democrats denied God thrice...

And in addition to the denial, the Democrats committed vote FRAUD for all to see on TV at their convention as you can see HERE. They asked for a voice vote to reinstate God and the recognition of Jerusalem as the capital of Israel into their platform. Yet despite the fact that the NOs were very obviously louder than the AYEs, Tony Two-Thirds, mayor of Los Angeles, declared in favor of the latter. And this isn't going down well with the DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD, "Democrats change platform to add God, Jerusalem." So let us now watch the DUmmies irked at the vote fraud perpetrated by their own Democrats on big screen TV in Bolshevik (we control the votes) Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Tony Two-Thirds is probably still whimpering "Aye, yai-yai!," is in the [brackets]:

Democrats change platform to add God, Jerusalem 

[Despite the NO vote being clearly LOUDER.]

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Democrats have changed their convention platform to add a mention of God and declare that Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. 

[The NOs are louder? Okay, the AYEs win by Two-Thirds vote!]

Many in the audience booed after the convention chairman, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, ruled that the amendments had been approved despite the fact that a large group of delegates objected. 

[AP us too embarrassed to say that the NOs were much louder on all three votes that needed a two-thirds majority to carry. And now on the the DUmmies...]

I hate that we blinked. 

[You didn't blink. You WON but Tony Two-Thirds was counting the votes.]

Its truly shows cowardice and capitulation. 

[Plus vote fraud.]

I heard the vote when I was in the kitchen -- didn't know what it was for. The first vote sounded kind of even, the second definitely had a majority of "nays". Who made the final call? 

[Tony Two-Thirds. He who counts the Democrat votes wins.]

I don't think it's cowardice. Democrats don't use God's name as a business model to run scams, unlike Republicans. 

[FUnnie you don't mention the vote SCAM that took place right before your ayes.]

religion has NO PLACE in politics. 

[How about vote fraud?]

We're the party of inclusion. 

[Except for those who don't agree with us.]

Already being played up as Mitt forces Democrats to reconsider God and Israel... 

[...and as vote fraud by Tony Two-Thirds.]

I'm an atheist and I support the Palestinians. 

[And judging from the loud sound of the NO vote, you are also in the majority of the Democrats who voted on this. Too bad about Tony Two-Thirds conveniently counting the votes.]

Mostly it's because they are spineless weasels, Obama most of all. He caves before negotiations even begin. He thinks it's a good thing to do that. 

[The art of the squeal.]

The Dems did not vote to pass it. Some crony just ignored their desire. Watch the video down thread. 

[Democrat Tony Two-Thirds committing vote fraud.]

The Repukes cry, and we listen. F*ck them and their "god". 

[The party of inclusion speaks.]

. I wouldn't be upset if it passed for real but they totally passed it without the 2/3rd majority. It's ridiculous! Political cronyism is the worst. Especially when it's so blatant. 

[Welcome to the party of Tony Two-Thirds.]

My talents didn't come from some god. 

[They came from the bathhouse.]

AP source: Obama personally intervened to change Democrat platform language on Jerusalem, God 

[Is this the same Obama who personally read every line of the platform?]

Just listened on the radio to the voice vote on the god issue and the noes had the vote ........... what a farce 

[But a very good example of how the Democrats count the votes.]

I don't know if I should laugh or cry. 

[Barf is also an option.]

I heard majority NAYS as well. Is there nothing that can be done about this? What a farce! Why even ask them to vote if they were not going to accept the true vote. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 

[Consider it an education in Rat vote counting.]

This is total bullshit. I hope it goes viral and they fix it (even if silently). 

[Oh, it went viral alright but they "fixed it" when Tony Two-Thirds declared that the AYEs won.]

it's a clusterf*ck. It's bad policy IMO. And the undemocratic way it was jammed thru on national TV makes it bad politics also. 

[I considered it educational television on how Democrats count votes.]

I was a delegate (only at the local level) and there is a lot of crap that happens behind the scenes that ain't all that democratic. 

[The Democrats consist of a plethora of Tony Two-Thirds counting the votes.]

We need to make this go viral so they fix their clear error. 

[Yeah, like Tony Two-Thirds is somehow going to "fix" it again after he already fixed the vote results.]

But to make the change and then back down from the change under pressure in a way that makes clear that the delegates opposed the move... just leaves the party open to attacks on both sides - with no ground left to defend. 

[Tony Two-Turds?]

Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. It has been since Israel was created in 1948. 


I was watching when the vote was taken. The NO vote really won. 

[The Sherlock Holmes of DUmmieland reaches the obvious conclusion.]

I watched last night and today as various Dems were asked about the fact this was left out this year and frankly no one could respond in any way that made sense. They were tongue-tied. Is was just dumb to leave it out in the first place. 

[DUmbies in action.]

It was obviously a deal made in advance (the voice vote was not even close to a tie, and definitely not 2/3 for). 

[Another DUmmie Sherlock Holmes weighs in.]

Required a 2/3's vote. The NOs had it. The Chair, Villaraigosa, bold face lied after THREE votes. 

[Tony Two-Thirds democracy in action.]

F*cking cronyism. Fix it. Admit you were wrong to pass it when clearly there wasn't a 2 third majority. 

[It sounded like not even a 1 third minority.]

Difficult to complain about election fraud when the DNC cares nothing about actual vote counts. What a farce. I guess the delegates now realize they are just props in the production, not true members of the party. 

[But don't you want Tony Two-Thirds counting the votes in close election recounts against the EVIL Republicans?]

Wow, way to ignore the vote. F*cking lying POS Villarigosa. Could been a man, but he chose to be a POS. His choice. 

[Tony Two-Thirds 2016!!!]

Jerusalem is the capital of Israel. The majority of Jews have always voted democratic. We are not all anti Israel as stated in one of the above posts. You will lose much of the Jewish vote if you refuse to acknowledge that Jerusalem is the capital. It does stink to high heaven of anti-semitism. This is one great way the republicans could tear apart the democratic party before the elections (divide and conquer). 

[Sorry, no Kewpie Dolls for LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

As an Angelino, I know Villaraigosa to be a two-faced POS. 

[Tony Two-Thirds is also Two-Faced.]

This is the dumbest thing the Democrats have ever done. 

[Actually their 2008 nomination choice would take that award.]

if this had happened at the RNC, we would have been laughing our collective asses off at their utter contempt for transparency, all the way to the re-election. 

[Glad to see you understand our mirth.]

I'm sick and tired of living my entire life bowing to Israel... 

[Then try bowing to a sultan like Obama.]

Friday, September 07, 2012

DUmmies watch "DNCing With The Charlottans"

What a week, what a week! The freak show of charlatans assembled at Charlotte. They were all there: Barney Frank, checking in with a leather belt around his neck (I'm series). Convention chair Tony Villaraigosa, miraculously struck with deafness in order to let "God" in the house. Sandra Fluke and the Dancing Vaginas. The Democrats' Warren Woman, the Faux Sqauw, with her Cherokee Cheekbones. A tribute to Ted Kennedy and a speech by Bill Clinton, both of whom waged their own personal War on Women. The Human Gaffe Machine, Slo-Jo Biden. And, of course, the stars of the show, the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Avenue, Michelle and Whatshisname.

The DUmmies LOVED it! They thought it was the greatest thing since sliced tofu! The election now is IN THE BAG!! Pop open those champagne corks! Freudenschade, baby! WHEEEEEE!!!!

Way too many threads to link to them all. But if you're really interested, you can go to the DUmmieland General Discussion Forum and go back to about Wednesday and work your way (dare I say it?) FORWARD!

So let us review the proceedings in Charlotte with the DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, relieved that that evil Climate Change was not able to wash out Dear Reader's acceptance speech with a Perfect Rovian Storm, is in the [Barackets]:

At the kickoff of the Demcoratic Convention here Wednesday night, Democrats waded into contentious waters when they added the word "God" and support for Jerusalem as the capital of Israel into the party platform. Convention Chairman Antonio Villaraigosa tried to add the new sections via voice vote, but had to take the vote three times after nays appeared to match yeas. Eventually he declared a two-thirds majority for amending the platform, which was met with boos in the hall.

["All in favor of 'God'"? NO!!! "Huh, what'd you say?" NOOOO!!!!! "Maybe I didn't hear you right. We're voting on 'God,' people!" NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! "Um, that sounded like a two-thirds 'yes' to me. God, you can come back in now." BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!]

Look, I am an atheist x 100. . . . But this token language is meaningless.

["God" is meaningless, and we're just a bunch of hypocrites anyway, and we have to deceive people into thinking we're somewhat normal in order to get elected, so who cares?]

PO'd by the totally UNDEMOCRATIC BS way they put it back in. No reasonable person could say that they actually got a 2/3 vote to change it. They did it anyway, F the rules, F what the delegates think, F democracy at the DNC, we know best. BULL F'ing SH*T!

[Welcome to the Undemocratic Party!]

There's no need for god in the platform.

[Look, you've got abortion and gay marriage in your platform, so they kind of negate the "God" thing, don't they?]

My Heart! Sandra Fluke

[Heeere's Sandy! The Dancing Vaginas are ecstatic!]

STANDING O for Sandra. . . .

[Wow! She must be REALLY happy!]

Holy F***.

[That's one way of putting it.]

She should go into politics. She already has a great base!

[That's what ALL the boys say!]

Sandra Fluke's first elected office will be . . . . . ????

Secratary of compassion.

[Secretary of the Interior? Human Services?]

This is one hell of a warmup for ol' Bill. . . .

[As long as ol' Bill's got his ol' pill. And Sandy has hers. No wait, she won't need one.]


[Yes, I can tell by the cheekbones!]

I'm not sure how many girl crushes I can endure this week. She's f***in' awesome.

[Indian Love Call.]


[Lizzie Warren took an ax and gave the Thugsters forty whacks. . . .]

I'm sorry Elizabeth Warren's speech left me bored.


I have to say the partisan-ness did turn me off.



[The Comeback Id is in the house!!! A Bridge to the Twentieth Century!!]

"Thank you! Thank you! Ain't Ah great? Ah feel your excitement! Thank you! No, really, you may be seated! Oh, what the heck, keep clapping if you want to! Yes, thank you! Thank YOU! Ah know, Ah know. . . .

"Now Ah think Ah know a little something about prosperity! Ah created all the jobs that exist, millions and millions of them--some jobs, right in the Oval Office! Ha! Thank you, thank you! No, on second thought, thank ME!! Don't y'all wish Ah was still President, instead of--well, don't y'all wish Ah was still President? Really! . . ."

veganism agrees with the Big Dawg

[I'm sure Mrs. Dawg fries up a mess o' greens every night for her hungry man.]

Look at Rahm all starry eyed.

[Ballerina Boy is starry eyed, Barney Frank is starry eyed. . . .]

Why is he so hoarse?

[He's been listening to himself speak all day. It takes a toll.]

Bill Clinton is ear-f***ing the sh*t out of this crowd.

[That's DUmmiespeak for "They like it."]

Can Obama top that Clinton speech tomorrow night?

[Hiya, cousin. . . . You say you're worried because the bloom is off Obamassiah's rose? You say the thrill is gone, and you wonder how all this speechifying will cover up four years of failure? And you're afraid Emperor Emptychair will be speaking to a stadium full of empty seats? Is that what's bothering you, bunkie? . . . WELL, LIFT UP YOUR HEAD AND LET A SMILE BE YOUR UMBRELLA! They moved the speech indoors.]

Fasten your seatbelts, comes Joe.

[Pied Piper Pitt alerts the crowd. Wee Willie is buckled in, there in his Barcalounger in Boston.]

No offense . . . But me thinks Joe had a few before his speech.

[So did Pitt.]

Joe Biden drinking game!! Every time Joe Biden says "man" take a drink.

What about "let me break this down for you?"

"Look" . . . Take a shot!

woot! Ima be DRUNK!

[Joe the Bartender and a room full of Crazy DUggenheims.]

Joe is on Fire! "Conviction! Resolve! Barack Obama!"

[Concoction! Revise! Joe Biden!]


[I THOUGHT I smelled something! BTW, "BO"?? Prepare for tombstoning.]

Who's introducing Barry?

["Barry"?? You too, take a granite cookie.]

B.O.: No pressure, Mr. President. Phew. Scary. Whole nation watching?

[Invasion of the LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!!!]

Here comes our President!

[Obamassiah appears! A grateful nation weeps in joyful adoration!]

Obama, Obama, Obama.

[Everyone, join in! Mmm, mmm, mmm, Barack Hussein Obama . . .]

BWahahaha!!! "Take two tax cuts, roll back some regulations, and call me in the morning!"

[Way to go, Barry! That's right, come out AGAINST tax cuts and government over-regulation! Keep doing that! PUH-LEEZE!! And are you sure you want to run on the auto bailout, in which you seized control of an auto manufacturer and turned it into Government Motors? At taxpayer expense? And if so, then how come you make no mention of your seizing control of the health insurance industry, thus raising premiums and raising taxes on the middle class through ObamaCare, aka the Affordable Tax Act? AFF-TAX! And while I'm at it, why no mention of your shovel-ready stimulus package? Or the fact that the debt clock just went over 16 trillion dollars? Why, Barry, why?? All you can sing is, "Give me just a little more time, and our jobs will surely grow. . . ."]

DNC Thursday Night Obama Acceptance Speech Pics

[A bonus! Head DUmmie Skinner and his Mini-Me, EarlG, were at the DNC all week. They posted pics.]

Here are the Dynamic DUo:

Here is Skinner watching Mr. Obama give his speech:

Here is EarlG watching Mr. Obama give his speech:

Hush, hush, sweet Charlotte! Charlotte, don't you wake up DUAC Earl!

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

What Will the Democrat National Convention Look Like in 60 Years?

A lot of people have commented that the Democrat National Convention looks like a scene at the Star Wars bar. Well, I got to thinking that if this has turned into such a freak show, imagine what it will look like in 60 years. In fact that is the purpose of this special DUFU edition. Perform a thought experiment on what the Democrat National Convention will look like in in the year 2072. To get an idea of how much the Democrats will change in the future, take a look at this VIDEO of the Democrat National Convention from 60 years ago in 1952. The biggest impression of that convention is how NORMAL Democrats were back then. So imagine if one of those Democrat delegates or perhaps Democrat nominee Adlai Stevenson were transported 60 years into the future to view the current Democrat National Convention.

The first shock after seeing the sad state of the attendees is even more shock that the delegates are obsessing about rubbers (as they would call it back then), abortions, and all matters to do with kinky sex. 

"So what is this LGBT thing I keep hearing about?" would ask Adlai Stevenson.

His skin would turn bright red from embarrassment when informed that the "L" stood for "Lesbian."  His bald dome would then turn even redder when told that the "G" stood for Gay. I expect he would feel dizzy when told that the "B" stood for Bi-sexual. And Mr. Stevenson wouldn't even be standing on his feet when told the "T" stood for "Trans-gendered." 

After being revived back to consciousness after fainting from the shock, Stevenson would most likely be quite sad: "What has happened to the Democrat party that it has become so obsessed with stuff that we didn't even whisper about? Is this a convention or some glorified bathroom of a sleazy bar?"

Okay, with this in mind, try to project the same amount of change into the future to the Democrat National Convention of 2072. What do you think it will be like if there is as much change among the Democrats in the next 60 years as in the past 60 years. I'll lead off with what I think could well be taking place at the 2072 Democrat National Convention.

The keynote speaker will deliver his speech stark naked except that he will be wearing a bejeweled leather jockstrap. The latter garb will worn only because this is considered a formal affair. Many in the audience will be members of the NAMBLA collective. Applause will be considered old fashioned and corny so the audience members will be shaking a part of their bodies to express approval of the speaker. A resolution will be introduced to add bestiality rights to their platform. A special video tribute to their nominee performing an obscene act upon a sheep to demonstrate that he is an animal values type of tri-gendered person will be presented. Oh, and since privacy is considered to be a fascistic hangup, there will be toilets right up on the stage which the nominee will use after delivering his/her/its acceptance speech.

I admit I could be wrong in my prediction since what I presented could be the Democrat National Convention in 12, not 60 years.

And now I turn the forum over to you: What is your vision of the Democrat National Convention in 60 years? I will read your predictions just as soon as I'm done reviving Adlai Stevenson.

Sunday, September 02, 2012

More Moore: "Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech"

Moore yesterday. More Moore today.

Michael Moore got his start interviewing an empty chair (see picture above). So maybe he's mad at Clint Eastwood for stealing his shtick. But he hardly has room for calling Clint "delusional" and "detached from reality." (Come to think of it, Mike hardly has room. Period.)

But hypocrisy has never stopped the Left. We know that's Clint's performance art, interviewing President Emptychair, must have really struck a nerve. And so they want to disparage his speech as "weird" and "bizarre," and dismiss Clint as a doddering old fool. But they know Eastwood exposed most vividly the vacuity of Emperor Zero's failed promises.

Thus Michael Moore gives his review of Clint Eastwood's performance here in this THREAD, "Michael Moore on Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech." And the DUmmies join in.

So, speaking of delusional and detached from reality, let us now check in on the Reality-Based Community®, i.e., DUmmieland, in Chairy Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping Michael Moore will make a speech at the Democrat Convention touting Michelle Obama's exercise program, is in the [brackets]:

Michael Moore on Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech

["Delusional" and "detached from reality." But when Michael Moore interviewed an empty chair to make a point, it was "inspired" and "edgy."]

The Hollywood legend growling at an empty chair will live on in infamy as the moment when a crazy old man hijacked a national party’s most important gathering to tell off the president. Michael Moore on the creepiness of crazy Clint.

[Crazy like a fox. Or a Fox. Clint really struck a nerve.]

Speaking to Invisible Obama last night, in a performance that seemed to have been written by Timothy Leary and performed by Cheech & Chong. . . .

[Dope & Chong. Mike, you guys don't have room to talk about drug-fueled craziness, when your boy Barry belonged to the Choom Gang. Yes We Cannabis!]

Clint Eastwood was able to drive home to tens of millions of viewers the central message of this year's Republican National Convention: "We Are Delusional and Detached from Reality. Vote for Us!"

[Yes, we are delusional and detached from reality for mocking Empty Chair and his empty promises.]

The footage of Eastwood rambling and mumbling to his "Harvey". . . .

[Mike, you hereby admit that such a thing can be done for humorous effect. You even tried it yourself in "Roger & Me."]

Most Bizarre Convention Moment Ever

[I don't know, Mike. You came up with a pretty embarrassing one back at the RNC in 2004.]

The people of the future will know nothing about Dirty Harry or Josey Wales or a Million Dollar Baby. They WILL know about the night a crazy old man hijacked a national party's most important gathering so he could tell the President to literally go do something to himself (i.e. f***  himself).

[Mike, get your facts straight. Clint didn't didn't tell the President to do that to himself. He had *Invisible Obama* telling *Romney and Eastwood* to do that to themselves. And Barry HAS been known to give his opponents the finger.]

A few years ago, at the annual National Board of Review film awards . . . I was there to hand out one of the honors. When it came time for Eastwood to accept his, he went up to the microphone and growled to me in front of the audience, "If you ever show up at my house with that camera, I'll shoot you on sight." The audience laughed, I laughed, but the person who issued the threat wasn't laughing. That creeped me out a bit. I made sure never to go stand on Clint Eastwood's lawn.

[Maybe Clint wants his lawn to get some sun.]

it showed just how out of touch Republicans are these days. It's as if they want a divorce from us, the American mainstream, so they can go live in the land of legitimate rapes and ice caps that don't melt.

[Mike wants to live in the land of legitimate crepes and ice cream that never ends.]

Most Americans don't live there on Planet Koo-koo, and I don't suspect many will be visiting there any time soon.

[No, you Democrats don't live on Planet Koo-koo. You live in the land of Sandra Fluke and the Dancing Vaginas. You live on Planet Occupy, with Ted "Help us now!" Hall and Misty "Huff and Puff" Rowan and Thistle "the Frustrated Anarchist" Pettersen. Play Misty for me, Mike, and then tell me you guys are the mainstream.]

Thanks, Clint: you made our day!

[Thanks, Mike, you told me he struck a nerve! Now let's hear from the DUmmies . . .]

No more chairs?

[Oh, how about this one, Mike talking to a chair?]

"What do you mean, 'Please don't sit on me!'?"

I pounded the RWer here at work about that "speech" and he was genuinely confused. He said "I thought the speech was awesome and so did everybody else." I said "are you f-ing kidding me? The Eastwood speech was regarded universally as the most pathetic display of babbling ever. Who is this everybody else you're referring to?"

[They're called "voters."]

Michael Moore needs to be viewed with just as much suspicion.

[Michael Moore needs to be viewed with the Hubble telescope.]

I loved "Gran Torino."

[Michael Moore loves "Grande Tortilla."]

"Every Which Way But Loose"

[The story of Mike's pants.]

Bridges of Madison Co.

[Mike's remake: "The Britches as Wide as a County."]

Letters from Iowa Jima

[Isn't Madison County in Iowa Jima?]

Two Mules for Sister Sara

[Mike's remake: "Two Mules al Primavera."]

Dirty Harry

["Dirty, Hairy."]

Million Dollar Baby

["Million Calorie Belly."]

Clint Jumped the Shark

[And Mike ate it.]

Clint's theme of "You haven't done what you said you would do Mr. President" is one we're likely hear over and over.

[By George, I think DUmmie Billsmile gets it! A Kewpie Doll with you, sir!]

Saturday, September 01, 2012

"Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November"

I think people should start to practice the words "President Romney."

What's Thicko up to these days? I mean, besides 350 pounds. What I mean to say is, What does leftist filmmaker Michael Moore think of the current presidential campaign? And what do his loyal followers, the denizens of the DUmp, make of Mike's take? Let's find out, shall we? To do so, we go to this THREAD, "Michael Moore: Romney will win in November," and this THREAD, "Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November."

So now let us see if the DUmmies still like Mike, in Bowling-for-Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, thinking Big Mike should start to practice the words "Ramen Noodles," is in the [brackets]:

Michael Moore: Romney will win in November

[Is Michael Moore bucking for a Kewpie Doll? Sorry, Mike, only registered DUmmies are eligible. And you must produce a photo ID.]

"To assume that the other side are just a bunch of ignoramuses who are supported by people who believe that Adam and Eve rode on dinosaurs 6,000 years ago is to completely misjudge the opposition."

[The ignoramuses would be those who believe that this world happened by chance and that man evolved from monkeys. Although, having seen the Occupy crowd, I may have to re-think that last part.]

Moore said he believes that if the election were conducted "American Idol"-style, and Americans were able to vote from their couches, Obama "would win hands down."

[The Sanjaya Effect. Did you hear that, Democrats? If you want Barack to win, take to your couches on November 6! Text in your vote! Or call, troll-free, 1-800-NICE-GUY. You can do it!]

[More from Moore . . .]

Michael Moore Predicts 'President Romney' in November

[I predict "Prescient Moore."]

"Mitt Romney is going to raise more money than Barack Obama. That should guarantee his victory."

["If you've got a victory, you didn't win that. Somebody's money made that happen."]

"I think people should start to practice the words 'President Romney.'"

[I agree, Mike, they should. OK, you there at MSDNC--yes, you Butch Maddow, and you, Lawrence of Insania--all of you, all together now: "Pre-si-dent Rom-ney." Good! Come on, Ed, you can do it! "President Romney." That's it, "Rom-ney." Practice, people, practice!]

[The DUmmies respond . . .]

I don't think that there's any reason to be sanguine, considering the things that are going on in Michigan, and Florida and Ohio. There is blatant vote-rigging going on. . . .

[The standard excuses for losing are being prepared.]

I respect Michael Moore. But he's being very defeatist.

[Michael Moore hasn't seen his feet since 1992. That's why he's de-feetist.]

I like him an all, but he whines too much. . . .

more and more people are beginning to notice that the Republicans have little to run on. . . .
[Maybe Moore is one of the people beginning to notice that Obama has NOTHING to run on.]

instead of curling up into a little ball and say "Oh poor pitiful me. Oh poor pitiful me. Oh poor pitiful me."

[Are you suggesting that Michael Moore is curling up into a little ball? How is that possible?]

There has already been a GOTV trial run for November. It happened in June during the WI recalls. OFA and many other national orgs were here.

[So a big effort. Let's see, and how did that go? I don't recall.]

Romney will need solutions for the debates. He's going to get his ass handed to him by President Obama. . . .

[How will the Teleprompter-in-Chief explain six trillion in new debt? . . . Anyone? . . . Anyone?]

and that little weasel, Ryan, will look like he has no business in the same room with VP Biden.

[Agreed. Uncle Joe will look like he belongs in a room with padded walls.]

I need a stiff drink with some herbs and spices.

[If you have enough alcohol and "herbs" and "spices," then who cares who wins or loses? Yeah, that's the ticket! C'mon, DUmmies, stock up on those herbs and spices!]

Once more Michael Moore is talking out of his ass.

[I think you're mistaking his face for his ass, which, I admit, is easily done.]

Moore wants Rmoney to win so he cam make more half-fictional movies about right-wingers.

[Hee! Hee! You may have something there. The only movie Mike has made since Obama won bombed big-time. Maybe he needs an eeevil villain to play against.]

Why do people keep saying that Michael Moore lies?

[Because he opens his mouth?]

OH MIKE!!! PLEASE you have been stuffing your fat face so much it's effecting your brain.

[Between lying and stuffing his fat face, Mike's mouth is always open.]

If I stuff my face I can effect my brain? I can bring about my brain by eating? This poses an interesting conundrum: if I don't have a brain, how can I eat? A brain is required to operate my ingestion mechanisms (jaw, salivary glands, swallow thingy), is it not? Yet you say a person can bring his or her brain into existence merely by stuffing his or her face.

[If you don't have a brain, how can you post? Yet it's done all the time in DUmmieland. Very affectively, I might add.]

MM just made my ignore list from now on.

[Oh, and no, that is NOT Nadin Brzezinski saying that.]

he is NOT making a definite prediction that Romney will win. He's saying that without enough excitement, enough turnout, by Dem voters and activists, Romney will win.

[In other words, he's saying that Romney will win.]

too many of us are 'meh'. . . .

[The thrill is gone. Obamassiah has become plain old Oba . . . meh.]

MM presented some excellent points. We don't have the fire in our belly. . . .

[MM has a vat of Häagen-Dazs in his belly.]

the more i listen to moore, the less i respect him.

[Less is Moore.]

He is an opinionated blob with limited insight, grand self interest and a borderline bully.

[A borderline bully with a boulder-size belly.]

This is so F***ED-UP it means one thing. The. Deal. Is. Done.

[So. Give. Up. Now.]

We don't need this right now, especially not from Michael Moore. He is depressing turnout. . . .

[I think Mike could depress Milwaukee if he sat on it.]

MM is a very charismatic figure. . . .

[I think the word you're looking for there is "aromatic."]

Go eat another hamburger Mike and STFU. . . .

[STUFF, then STFU.]

Yes, Romney might win. But that is no reason to quit.

[Oh, sure it is! Think of the herbs and spices!]

Lets not forget the Diebold voting machines.

[More herbs and spices, please!]

He has to be wrong, because if he isn't, we are going to go live in Great Britain where my husband's family are. I couldn't bear it.

[But they have the NHS there! Life is wonderful! Indeed, all you DUmmies could get on a boat--let's call it the Maydayflower--and sail back to the old country. Mike can provide the ballast. Alec Baldwin could play the captain. Put Roseanne Barr on the ship's bow. Let's sing! "Sailing, sailing. . . ."]

He is warning dems not to be so cocky. . . .

[Because the Rethugs are so Kochy.]

Michael Moore can go f*** himself.

[Actually, I don't think he can.]

And get the f*** out of the way. . . .

[Actually, I don't think he can.]

under the bus with him.

[See above.]

so yeah, under the bus with him, and back over his ass a few times. . . . F*** him and the Cadillac he rode in on.  . . . F*** MM. . . . Screw MM and his stupid little ballcap. He can go dance off with his buddy Ralph Nader and they can go spoil someone else's fun. . . . He's a f***ing loser-scold. He hauled his ass up and jumped that shark. . . . So f*** Michael Moore.  I don't give a sh*t what he has to say. . . .  he is just a loudmouth doom-and-gloom whiner looking for self-aggrandizing publicity in a beat up ball cap. . . . I have no time for people who whine, cry and say "Waaaaaaah, the Democrats are going to LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE."  F*** Michael Moore. . . . So f*** Michael Moore. 

[Not a fan, eh, DUmmie MADem?]