Sunday, September 02, 2012

More Moore: "Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech"


Moore yesterday. More Moore today.

Michael Moore got his start interviewing an empty chair (see picture above). So maybe he's mad at Clint Eastwood for stealing his shtick. But he hardly has room for calling Clint "delusional" and "detached from reality." (Come to think of it, Mike hardly has room. Period.)

But hypocrisy has never stopped the Left. We know that's Clint's performance art, interviewing President Emptychair, must have really struck a nerve. And so they want to disparage his speech as "weird" and "bizarre," and dismiss Clint as a doddering old fool. But they know Eastwood exposed most vividly the vacuity of Emperor Zero's failed promises.

Thus Michael Moore gives his review of Clint Eastwood's performance here in this THREAD, "Michael Moore on Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech." And the DUmmies join in.

So, speaking of delusional and detached from reality, let us now check in on the Reality-Based Community®, i.e., DUmmieland, in Chairy Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping Michael Moore will make a speech at the Democrat Convention touting Michelle Obama's exercise program, is in the [brackets]:

Michael Moore on Clint Eastwood's Delusional and Detached from Reality Speech

["Delusional" and "detached from reality." But when Michael Moore interviewed an empty chair to make a point, it was "inspired" and "edgy."]

The Hollywood legend growling at an empty chair will live on in infamy as the moment when a crazy old man hijacked a national party’s most important gathering to tell off the president. Michael Moore on the creepiness of crazy Clint.

[Crazy like a fox. Or a Fox. Clint really struck a nerve.]

Speaking to Invisible Obama last night, in a performance that seemed to have been written by Timothy Leary and performed by Cheech & Chong. . . .

[Dope & Chong. Mike, you guys don't have room to talk about drug-fueled craziness, when your boy Barry belonged to the Choom Gang. Yes We Cannabis!]

Clint Eastwood was able to drive home to tens of millions of viewers the central message of this year's Republican National Convention: "We Are Delusional and Detached from Reality. Vote for Us!"

[Yes, we are delusional and detached from reality for mocking Empty Chair and his empty promises.]

The footage of Eastwood rambling and mumbling to his "Harvey". . . .

[Mike, you hereby admit that such a thing can be done for humorous effect. You even tried it yourself in "Roger & Me."]

Most Bizarre Convention Moment Ever

[I don't know, Mike. You came up with a pretty embarrassing one back at the RNC in 2004.]


The people of the future will know nothing about Dirty Harry or Josey Wales or a Million Dollar Baby. They WILL know about the night a crazy old man hijacked a national party's most important gathering so he could tell the President to literally go do something to himself (i.e. f***  himself).

[Mike, get your facts straight. Clint didn't didn't tell the President to do that to himself. He had *Invisible Obama* telling *Romney and Eastwood* to do that to themselves. And Barry HAS been known to give his opponents the finger.]


A few years ago, at the annual National Board of Review film awards . . . I was there to hand out one of the honors. When it came time for Eastwood to accept his, he went up to the microphone and growled to me in front of the audience, "If you ever show up at my house with that camera, I'll shoot you on sight." The audience laughed, I laughed, but the person who issued the threat wasn't laughing. That creeped me out a bit. I made sure never to go stand on Clint Eastwood's lawn.

[Maybe Clint wants his lawn to get some sun.]


it showed just how out of touch Republicans are these days. It's as if they want a divorce from us, the American mainstream, so they can go live in the land of legitimate rapes and ice caps that don't melt.

[Mike wants to live in the land of legitimate crepes and ice cream that never ends.]

Most Americans don't live there on Planet Koo-koo, and I don't suspect many will be visiting there any time soon.

[No, you Democrats don't live on Planet Koo-koo. You live in the land of Sandra Fluke and the Dancing Vaginas. You live on Planet Occupy, with Ted "Help us now!" Hall and Misty "Huff and Puff" Rowan and Thistle "the Frustrated Anarchist" Pettersen. Play Misty for me, Mike, and then tell me you guys are the mainstream.]

Thanks, Clint: you made our day!

[Thanks, Mike, you told me he struck a nerve! Now let's hear from the DUmmies . . .]

No more chairs?

[Oh, how about this one, Mike talking to a chair?]

"What do you mean, 'Please don't sit on me!'?"

I pounded the RWer here at work about that "speech" and he was genuinely confused. He said "I thought the speech was awesome and so did everybody else." I said "are you f-ing kidding me? The Eastwood speech was regarded universally as the most pathetic display of babbling ever. Who is this everybody else you're referring to?"

[They're called "voters."]

Michael Moore needs to be viewed with just as much suspicion.

[Michael Moore needs to be viewed with the Hubble telescope.]

I loved "Gran Torino."

[Michael Moore loves "Grande Tortilla."]

"Every Which Way But Loose"

[The story of Mike's pants.]

Bridges of Madison Co.

[Mike's remake: "The Britches as Wide as a County."]

Letters from Iowa Jima

[Isn't Madison County in Iowa Jima?]

Two Mules for Sister Sara

[Mike's remake: "Two Mules al Primavera."]

Dirty Harry

["Dirty, Hairy."]

Million Dollar Baby

["Million Calorie Belly."]

Clint Jumped the Shark

[And Mike ate it.]

Clint's theme of "You haven't done what you said you would do Mr. President" is one we're likely hear over and over.

[By George, I think DUmmie Billsmile gets it! A Kewpie Doll with you, sir!]

18 Comments:

Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

The people of the future will know nothing about Dirty Harry or Josey Wales or a Million Dollar Baby. They WILL know about the night a crazy old man hijacked a national party's most important gathering so he could tell the President to literally go do something to himself (i.e. f*** himself).


W-wait...I thought the Republican Party was hijacked by the Tea Party?

No, it was the Jews. Or was it credit card companies?

Golf Pros?

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Liptonius said...

I would not have expected such weeping and wailing and writing in agony from a speech that is dismissed so often and fervently as Mr. Eastwood's is.

Could it be that some real wounds were inflicted and these clowns are the damaged?

Could they be bright enough to see that it made a difference, and helped the dreaded Republicans?

Naah. They're just ranting. It's what they do.

9:52 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Lipitonius, those clowns are most definitely damaged. Whether from being dropped on their heads when they survived their abortions, or rampant drug abuse or alcoholism, or from breathing methane while they had their heads shoved up their asses, or all of the above in the case of troglatwat, they are definitely damaged.
For other examples, see Rachel Madcow, Chris Matthews, OWS, the "Democracy is dead" whiner from the losing side of the Wisconsin recall election ...

12:42 PM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

Im gonna fly me one of these here flags!

9:51 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

IVE TAXIDERMYED MY ABORTIONS AND DRESS THEM UP LIKE ROMNEY AND *SPIT* PAUL RYAN AND STICK THEM WITH NEEDLES!

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Stay classy KayInMaine.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Mike, get your facts straight. Clint didn't didn't tell the President to do that to himself. He had *Invisible Obama* telling *Romney and Eastwood* to do that to themselves." PJinc

Yes he did!

And that's all anyone would need to say in a semi-sane world. But it won't be enough for you stump-grinders. No. You'll keep pretending that it made perfect sense to you...what he said, that is. He was the PERFECT intro for the next POTUS. You'll pretend that it was a memorable and honest endorsement. Funny as hell.

But it wasn't any of those things...except to you excited hair-follicles endowed with the intelligence of a goosebump. The rest of us aren't wondering about what the fuck he was talking about. We're wondering why you pretend to understand it.

You apparently know and we don't.

Score one for you, I guess. Or maybe a few people here and there have been awakened to the fact that you're all fucking nuts. Think that's a possibility?

If course not! It all makes perfect sense if you really look at it. And it's funny as hell! Eastwood = Tina Fey.

And what's all this controversy about Ryan's claim about running a marathon? He says he did it in a pretty good time. Anyone know anything about this?

I do.

12:14 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Stay classy KayInMaine." Corona

She's bogus.

12:45 AM  
Anonymous Adam said...

Eastwood's speech has them seriously scared. He pointed out how pathetic Obama is in so many ways, and did so in a way that was freaking hilarious (Especially considering the fact that Eastwood ad- libbed most if not all of it).
Since the Blob (My own nickname for Moore) is always quite desperate for a little attention, especially around elections, it's not surprising that the bloated, hypocritical, washed- up freak would try and throw some cheap insults at Eastwood.

"The people of the future will know nothing about Dirty Harry or Josey Wales or a Million Dollar Baby."
If that were the case, I can guarantee they sure as hell won't know about 'Roger & Me,' 'Fahrenheit 9/11' (He was so determined and so confident that that film would destroy the Republican Party and deliver the 2004 election to John Kerry, hence why he rushed its DVD release so it would be available before the election; How'd that work out for ya, Mikey?), 'Sicko,' or any of Moore's other B.S. crockumentaries, either. If Moore is remembered at all by anyone in the future, it will only be for what a crass, grotesque, attention- whoring charlatan he is, desperate to try and stay relevant, similar to how if Kanye West were remembered by anyone in the future, it would be much more for his obnoxious displays of egotism and general jackassery than for his music.

6:46 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"The rest of us were wondering what the fuck he was talking about."

Indeed, that's what we wonder whenever troglaman posts here.

Cosmic karma: Shortly before Michelle's speech last night, the federal debt topped $16 TRILLION.
That's $53,000 for every man, women and child in America.

Get your checkbook out troglaman.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Having finally pounded down enough liters of EVERCLEAR to overcome his unreasoning terror in the face of reality, TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt, power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass while howling like a mad dog to emit even more worthless mental excrement...

Once more, Guttersnipe, you've done a wonderful job reminding everyone you're one of stupidest and most hateful jackasses on the INTERNET.

"And that's all anyone would need to say in a semi-sane world. But it won't be enough for you stump-grinders. No. You'll keep pretending that it made perfect sense to you...what he said, that is. He was the PERFECT intro for the next POTUS. You'll pretend that it was a memorable and honest endorsement. Funny as hell." - TROGLAMAN, the lying perverted vicious hate-mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog

Actually it did make sense and was funny as hell. You are incapable of understanding it because you have the comprehension level of a kindergarten student. And even if someone could find some way of explaining things to you, Guttersnipe, you're far too hate crazed and just plain stupid to accept anyway, so you'll just have to keep power-slamming your head up your ass.

"You apparently know and we don't. " - Troglaman the Guttersnipe

And...?

"She's bogus. [Referring to KayInMaine]" - Troglaman the Racist Hate-Mongering Guttersnipe

So are you, Guttersnipe, so what's your point?

On second thought, never mind, you never have a point. Go pound down some more liters of EVERCLEAR, coward.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Get your checkbook out troglaman." elrond

I do every year. So do you. Oh! There's not a day that goes by that I don't thank YOU for the wars and the tax cuts, deregulation, and corporate welfare.

What you don't seem to get, you jackass, is that there is NO difference between what you fuckers are promising...and what recently led to our financial disaster. There's no difference. This is what you want.

Am I missing something?

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Am I missing something?"

Common sense, objectivity, the ability to make a coherent point and the realization that Obama has run the show for the past four years.

You also forgot to blame Bush, you stale fungus.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Common sense, objectivity..." elrond

You're not saying shit. Let me put it another way...what common sense and objective solution are you guys pointing to? Give me one.

You can't. This is an amazing thing about you idiots. You just think you can, and go from there. Wanna see?

What common sense and objective solutions are Republicans offering about anything, elrond? Name one.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

The best solution to our current econmic problems is dumping Obama and his Merry Pranksters in November.

What solution has Obama provided?
Stimulus Act? a dud.
Health Care? another dud.

Note that in his speech last night Obama didn't mention either achievement.

10:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

troglaman said...
...Let me put it another way...what common sense and objective solution are you guys pointing to? Give me one...


Democrats. Always asking for a handout. Tsk, tsk.

DAT

11:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

.what common sense and objective solution are you guys pointing to?



Voting teh one out.

9:00 PM  
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