Saturday, September 29, 2012

DUmmies Sweat Lack of Fauxcahontas Law License

The awful truth is starting to slowly dawn on the DUmmies... Their heroine, Cherokee Princess Fauxcahontas aka Elizabeth Warren, does NOT have a license to practice law in the state of Massachusetts. At first the DUmmies were in a denial mode but were finally forced to switch to a new argument...that she didn't need a law license to represent clients in the Supreme Court. Unfortunately for the DUmmie Deniers, she also represented clients in Taxachusetts. And the one who made these revelations (and TRULY deserves a Pulitzer prize) is William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection who made the initial revelation a few days ago in this post, Elizabeth Warren’s law license problem. And the problem is that Warren does NOT have a Taxachusetts law license. After that revelation, the Warren defenders, including the DUmmies, switched tactics to claim that Warren didn't need a law license to represent clients before the U.S. Supreme court. Unfortunately for that argument, Professor Jacobson also discovered this, Elizabeth Warren 2002 – Working on at least 10 private legal matters. After Professor Jacobson's revelations, even one of Warren's supporters was forced to change his mind: Elizabeth Warren defender: “With this bombshell, I would no longer view the case against her as weak.”

Of course, the DUmmies went all in on defending Warren in this THREAD, "Elizabeth Warren practiced law without a license?" Their firm denial mode began last Monday but they got progressively more nervous about this scandal as the week progressed. Apparently they just can't face the fact that their heroine is a FRAUD who ILLEGALLY practiced law without a license. This has to be incredibly DEMORALIZING for the left since they have been much more enthusiastic by the socialist Fauxcahontas than any other candidate. The revelations are so painful that so far the KOmmies haven't even been able to address it but, when their mental meltdown over this issue arrives, I will be sure to post it for your comedic entertainment. So let us now watch the DUmmies attempt the hopeless task of defending Elizabeth Warren for practicing law without a license in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, urging everybody to add the incredible Legal Insurrection blog to your Web feeds, is in the [brackets]:

Elizabeth Warren practiced law without a license? 

[Asked the shaken DUmmie.]

Please tell me this is not true. Only sources I could find were Freep and Breitbart, and I'm not inclined to believe either one. 

[It's not true, shuggums. Of course I am just LYING to make you feel better so you can sleep peacefully before awakening to the brutal reality that your favorite candidate DESTROYED herself in this election by practicing law without a license.]

Does someone have the full context from what she said on the radio? 

[Princess Fauxcahontas admitted NO law license on the RADIO.]

Until it comes from a real source then I'll wait to read about it. 

[Where would you like your OSS L-pill delivered?]

I don't understand why some people here think that its harmful for us to see what the other side is claiming and try to develop appropriate responses. 

[The proper response is to go into permanent hibernation since the Fall of Fauxcahontas will be much too painful for you to bear.]

Sounds like the right-wing smear machine kicking into full after last week's debate. I don't know what the truth of the matter is (nor have I heard anything about this at all, actually) but I can't imagine a bright woman like Warren doing this.

[Yes, Princess Fauxcahontas is much to brilliant to be practicing law without a license...except she was. Oh, and would you like me to send you a coupon for a steep discount on an OSS L-pill?]

I can't say whether or not there was paperwork she should have filed but didn't, and maybe I watch too many lawyer shows on TV, but I'm skeptical that this was really a proble and no opposing counsel ever mentioned it. 

[The paperwork she should have filed is known as the bar exam.]

Legal Insurrection claims they asked they asked MA authorities if she was licensed to practice law, and that they were told NO. Let's just hope she answers quickly and decisively. 

[Good news! Your OSS L-pill has been shipped out via Priority Mail!]

We need to monitor how this is playing out amongst the public. 

[Don't worry. The public will be very supportive of a high-priced Harvard prof practicing law without a license...NOT!]

  I can't imagine she'd have gotten this far in her campaign if she'd broken the law by practicing law without a license. 

[Liberals can get away with almost anything in the People's Republic of Taxachusetts.]

I figured it was Breitbart just making shit up again--just wanted to be sure. 

[Good news! OSS L-pills now come in pink and pretty colors.]

Is it legal in MA to practice law without being a member of the MA bar? That simple yes or no question seems to be what will bring this nonsense to an end. 

[Oh, sure. Any crackpot can set up a law practice in MA sans law license. No problemo.]

As you do, there are times when I like the idea of questions which require simple yes-or-no answers. 

[Yes, your OSS L-pill is in the mail. No, you won't like the ugly outcome of this scandal.]

Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact

[How? By going back a few years in a Time Machine and take the MA bar exam?]

Right Wing Noise Machine. The tightie righties are burning up the twittershpere with this bogus story trying to get traction with it. There needs to be a pithy response from a top-tweeter that we can re-tweet to take the wind out of their sails. 


I want to know if Mitt took the bar? 

[Probably not since he is NOT a lawyer. Come to think of it he doesn't even hang out at bars but that's another story.]

Does Warren have the documentation she needs to refute the charge? 

[More importantly, do you have the invoice for your OSS L-pill?]

Article in business week. Warren has liscence 

[Correct. She does have a "liscence" but is still missing a license.]

I don't know anything about the law. If this means anything, the media will cover it. If and when they do, I guess we'll see if it has any effect on the race. My gut tells me it's nothing. 

[Nothing but an OSS L-pill sitting in your gut.]

I thought that was excellent -- until I got to the "game-changer" update today. What did you think about that? 

[This was posted on Thursday when doubts started to arise among the former skeptics as Professor Jacobson posted.]

I just saw that game-changer update. I don't know what to think. I guess we'll have to see what the legal minds have to say. 

[News Flash! Knowing what to think would be a new experience for you.]

Could this have any traction? 

[Yes, but don't slip on your OSS L-pill or you could hurt yourself.]

Is the Massachusetts bar taking action? If not, then this story goes nowhere. 

[The final words from this DUmmie before he pops his OSS L-pill.]


Anonymous Corona said...

"Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact"

My favorite sentence. It shows their Orwellian mentality. Nothing is a fact until the majority believes it to be so.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I used to live in Massachusetts and listen to Howie Carr online. It's absolutely incredible that all this crap has been going on with Granny Warren and she is STILL in the race for US Senate and even more incredible has a chance to win the seat. The Moonbats of Massachusetts literally don't care that Warren has lied about being a minority (Native American) to get a position at Harvard, committed plagiarism, practiced law without a license, lied about her family and personal background, and is by all available evidence and sociopathic liar. Why don't they care? She's a Moonbat's Moonbat, and that is what is most important. She's claimed to be the one who helped create the "Occupy" movement, she's the one who The Obamassiah got the "you didn't build that" spiel from and she is a die-hard advocate of socialistic tactics the Moonbat community adores. Unless she is found to be a murderess (and I'm not sure even that would matter with some of these barking Moonbats) she's likely to get at least 40-45% of the vote in Massachusetts because of the hold the Moonbats have in that state.

12:18 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Corona said...
"Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact"

My favorite sentence. It shows their Orwellian mentality. Nothing is a fact until the majority believes it to be so.

As opposed to actual fact, eh (D)Ullards? Professor Jacobson at LI is all over this. No Taxachusetts License. License in TX and NY, I believe, nothing in MA. Sorry, (D)Ullards, no way to spin this.

2:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Unless she is found to be a murderess"

Unless the victim were the goracle, or mikey moore.....If she were to murder a staunch conservative, her approval ratings would skyrocket....

3:46 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I find it amazing the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats refuse to accept fact as fact and think it's all opinion until they can warp their fantasy world to come up with some rationale or answer to reality. It's frightening to watch people that detached from reality try to overpower it with fantasy with the belief they can actually do so.

8:30 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact"




9:14 PM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""We need to monitor how this is playing out amongst the public""""

You are sitting in your parent's house covered in doritos crumbs typing in a forum. You gonna monitor this to see how the public reacts? Yeah? then what? You gonna type some more? Maybe use ALL CAPS?

9:16 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""I can't imagine she'd have gotten this far in her campaign""""

She's liberal. If there is any skeletons in her closet, it would take pajama journalists to find them because the media damn sure not going to look for them. Even if they found them, they would ignore them and attack the republican because he/she got a bad score on a third grade math test in 1965. Sweep the negative story about the liberal under the rug. Nothing to see here.

If this woman (I am guessing 'woman' because with liberals you can never tell anymore) would had been a republican, NBCBSCNNABC would have done a two hour special primetime report for 5 consecutive days.

Thats why she got away with it. Nobody was looking for it while the media sprinkled glitter on her.

9:28 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

""""I don't know anything about the law. If this means anything, the media will cover it."""""

I don't know anything.If this means anything, the media will NOT cover it.

There you go. Fixed that for you.

9:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jerome Goolsby,
I too used to live in MA and I listen to Howie on-line. The funny thing about Warren's Native American heritage is that she's making this great claim about a mere 3% of her genetic make-up. Based on this false claim, Harvard had the nerve to call her a woman of color?!?!?! Because of 1/32 of her heritabe? As it turns out, her supposed Native-American ancestor was faking it so that he could get in on some free land that was promised to Cherokees. So she may not be a Native American, but sociopathy runs wild in her family.

3:24 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"We need to monitor how this is playing out amongst the public." DUmmie Nation puts down the pizzas and mobilizes for the task at hand.

5:08 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

envisio said...
""""We need to monitor how this is playing out amongst the public""""

You are sitting in your parent's house covered in doritos crumbs typing in a forum. You gonna monitor this to see how the public reacts? Yeah? then what? You gonna type some more? Maybe use ALL CAPS?

Zing! Hard to type when I'm laughing this hard.

5:31 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Granny Warren was asked in her debate with Sen. Brown if she considered herself to be of Native American Heritage and she said "yes".

Good there ANY TIME this Moonbat tells the truth?

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Archetypical Lib thinking. "The laws are for the peons to follow, and to use against those damned Conservatives, they don't apply to me."


11:15 AM  
Anonymous Doorvexm said...

"Elizabeth Warren needs to get ahead of this before it becomes a fact" W? T? F????????

11:37 PM  
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