Monday, September 17, 2012

"Seriously, what idiot in the administration. . . ?"

 
"Hello? Is this President Morsi's office? . . . It is? Could you please put me through to him? . . . Yes, I'll wait. Thank you. . . . Dum de dum dum. . . . Yes, is this President Morsi? . . . Hello, Mohamed! This is Barack. . . . Barack Hussein Obama, you know, your brother from another mother. I'm calling from here in the United States. . . Yes, Mohamed, Allahu Akbar to you, too. . . . How am I? Well, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. And how about yourself? . . .  You're fine, too. Good. I'm glad that we're both fine. . . . Now listen, Mohamed, about these embassy things. I just called to apologize to you VERY DEEPLY about what a bunch of infidels we have here in this country. . . . I know, I know, may they all be spat upon by camels and have their testicles crushed. . . . It's just, you see, we have this silly little 'freedom of speech' thing here in America, and, frankly, there's not much I can do about it at the moment. We're TRYING--believe me, we're trying--to do everything we can to stop them, but some of our folks are kind of, well, obstinate. . . . Yes, I know, Mohamed, it would be so much simpler if we just gunned them all down, but this is an election year, and that sort of thing would not go over too well. . . . So, what I guess I'm saying is: What do you want me to do to appease your crowds? . . . An apology tour through the Arab world? I could do that. Could it wait till after the election, though? I've got a lot of fundraisers to attend right now. . . . And, and what? Five billion dollars more in aid? We could do that. . . . Made out to your personal account? OK, let me talk to my people and I'll get back to you. . . . Fine. Alright then. And may a thousand virgins greet you in paradise, too, Mohamed. Bye now."

This past week has not exactly shown Our President at his best. The Appeaser-and-Apologizer-in-Chief has looked bewildered and befuddled as his "Arab Spring" has blown up in his face. It's a Spring Surprise! < /montypython >

What to do? What to do? I've got it! Blame some obscure filmmaker for the riots and try to shut him down! So what if the film is just an excuse the Muzzies are using for their bad behavior? And so what if we've got a First Amendment here that protects freedom of speech? We'll do it anyway!

Emperor Zero fiddles while Cairo and Benghazi and (fill in the blank) burn. But at least one DUmmie has dared to call out the Obozo adminstration on their bumbling and fumbling. DUmmie Fgiriun has done so here in this THREAD, "Seriously, what idiot in the administration thought it would be a good idea. . . ."

So let us now enter the Land of DUmmies, where even LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS sometime sneak in and post in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, promising you an EXTRA ADDED SURPRISE you won't want to miss toward the end of this DUFU, is in the [brackets]:

Seriously, what idiot in the administration. . . .

[I can tell already this is going to be a difficult question. There are so many idiots to choose from!]

Seriously, what idiot in the administration thought it would be a good idea to request Google to remove the film?

[Oh oh. Careful, DUmmie Fgiriun! You are treading on dangerous ice! One must not criticize Dear Leader!]

This plays right into the conservative talking points and does absolutely nothing other than buy into a failed notion of appeasement.

[Appease at any price.]

The film is not the cause of the protest and even if it were removing it from Youtube would have absolutely no effect on these people.

[Alright, everyone, say it with me: LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

This is absolutely disgraceful and could potentially cost Obama a lot of votes.

[DUmmie Fgiriun (75 posts), this post could potentially cost you a tombstone. . . . The DUmmies reply . . .]

I don't have a problem with it. It's a request.

 


Your concern has been noted.

[DUmmie Jeff In Milwaukee suspects DUmmie Fgiriun is a Concern Troll.]

Bullsh*t !!!! This is a wedge issue for desperate Fundies.

[DUmmie Fgiriun is accused of being a wedge-atarian. He then defends himself . . .]

People react to talking points. Although there is nothing menacing about submitting a request to potentially remove content based on the TOS, there are people who will falsely view this as a violation of the first amendment. The right wing is not the only group that has strong views regarding free speech.

[Nicely played, Fgiriun. You say "falsely view," even as you get your point across that this IS an attempt at intimidation!]

Great way to start your life on DU.

[Buh bye, Fgiriun, O ye of 75 posts!]

There is nothing wrong or disgraceful about this request.

["Nothing in Austria has changed." Thank you, Herr Zeller.]

You don't need much to get right winger panties in a wad these days. . . .

[This is giving them a wedgie.]

They are continually frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs. . . .

[Unlike these fellows . . .]


I'm an avid contributor on Reddit, which is very liberal in nature and there has been a lot of people who view this as a threat to free speech. I don't think it is, but most people don't consider the facts.

["I don't think it is." Yeah, right, Fgiriun. I see what you're doing.]

It troubles me too.

[An ally! Or else a Fgiriun sockpuppet.]

The actors involved should sue Google's @ss right now. I would. The film was done under false pretenses, and they have cause. F*** google.

[Now Google is the enemy. Must not suggest that the rioters themselves are responsible for the rioting.]

No, the target of the lawsuit should be the director and others. . . .

[Just not the rioters. Anyone but them.]

I definitely think this is NOT a First Amendment issue. Well, actually it is, but there are limitations even on the First Amendment.

[Insults against Islam, BAD, not protected. Insults against Christianity, GOOD, fair game! In fact, Christianity itself should be banned!}

I think this goes under the "Fire" in a crowded theater scenario. . . .

[I would say it goes under the "Rioters set a fire in an unprotected embassy" scenario.]

I actually doubt they could pursue a slander case against the Prophet.

[Like Mohammed, I am no prophet, but I predict such a case would get nowhere. Islam is a non-prophet organization. There is no god called "Allah," and Mohammed is his false prophet. Piss be upon them. I slam Islam.]

Freedom of speech isn't absolute. This film was like yelling "FIRE!" in a crowded theater. . . . It was purely an incitement to riot and it worked.

[Again with the "Fire in a crowded theater"! Show me where in the film it was calling on people to riot and burn down American embassies. Then you might have a point.]

I doubt half the people partaking in the protests have even seen the video.

[So, actually, it's like yelling "Fire!" in an EMPTY theater.]

I bet over half the protesters don't even know what they are protesting. They look like a bunch of punk kids to me.

[They're like the Occupy Kids of the Middle East.]

I have had the unfortunate duty of listening to the Fox Radio Network for a couple of weeks now, and they are already in what the German general staff used to call Wolkenkuckucksheim, "cloud cuckoo land," the fantasy-land from which the Fuhrer issued his unworkable orders in the waning days of World War II.

[Obama is in Wasdasficksheim, "WTF Land," in which Dear Leader is letting Eric Himmler Holder and Hillary von Ribbentrop Clinton run the show in the waning days of his administration.]

The right-wingers? F*** 'em. You know what they were b*tching all this week? The fact that President Obama doesn't attend Presidential Intelligence Briefings. . . .

[The Campaigner-in-Chief has more important things to do.]

Nothing wrong with that request. "Failed notion of appeasement"? Sounds like a Hannity talking point.

[DUmmie Fgiriun is on the verge of in-hannity.]

Guess I'm an idiot, too. I think it SHOULD be taken down. Period.

[Let's take down the First Amendment, too, while we're at it.]

Seriously. . . . What idiot let this troll in?

[We LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS are everywhere!!! Hee! Hee!]

[Speaking of idiots, we now turn to the promised EXTRA ADDED SURPRISE I told you about earlier. And it is . . Pitt! Yes, William Rivers Pitt, Pied Piper Pitt, has an important announcment to make, here in this THREAD . . .]

First trimester accomplished, two more to go.

[Wha-- WHAAT?? What are you talking about, Pitt? Is it what I think?]

Yes, I'm going to be a father.

[STOP THE PRESSES! PITT IS REPRODUCING!!]

Mom and baby are as healthy as healthy can be.

[Notice, Pitt calls it, at just three months along, a "baby." I guess it's a "baby" if you want it; otherwise, it's just some unwanted tissue you can dispose of. Thus Pitt displays the unaware hypocrisy of the pro-abort crowd.]

So there's that.

[Congratulations, Proud Papa Pitt! I didn't know you had it in ya!]

Congratulations! I always pictured you to be an old geezer.

[Well, he's getting there. The 40-Year-Old Insurgent is going to be a 41-Year-Old Father.]

I have a feeling we are in for lots more cute.

[Let's hope the kid takes after his mother. Otherwise, William Pitt the Younger could end up looking like William Pitt the Elder:]


I'm sure your mom is just loving this too.

[To which DUmmie Raven, aka Mother Pitt, the Grandma-to-be, responds . . .]

YOU BET I AM!!!!! I walked into TJ MAX yesterday and the baby clothes just hit me in the face.

[Careful, DUmmie Raven! Watch where you're going! Stay IN the aisle!]

Went home with little undershirts, tiny bodysuits and a few other things. What fun!

[OK, so you did your regular shopping for Wee Willie. But what did you get for the kid?]

All RIGHT! We need more little Pitts in this world.

[More Pitts. God help us. I just HOPE this little child grows up to be a conservative Rethuglican! Wouldn't THAT be FUn!]

31 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Time and truth have no effect on the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats on DU.

3:54 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

All RIGHT! We need more little Pitts in this world.

For target practice, maybe.

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Charles said:
"Congratulations, Proud Papa Pitt! I didn't know you had it in ya!"


Well...we know who the MOTHER is for sure...

DAT

4:55 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I know, I know, may they all be spat upon by camels and have their testicles crushed" PJinc

Funny. Best line of the opening monologue. I, troglaman, will happily use it to cudgel one of my many hapless victims.

You weren't talking on the phone to someone in an empty chair, were you PJinc? What is it with you guys and having imaginary conversations? It's creepy. Like a ventriloquist without the dummy (there's an opening for you).

Braying mules make more sense than you fuckers do.

12:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I, troglaman, will happily use it to cudgel one of my many hapless victims."

"hapless victims"?

What a strange name to give to your testicles.

7:41 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

'''''What a strange name to give to your testicles.'''''''

I don't care who you are, thats funny right there.

Troglofag has testicles! Thats hillarious!

The feeble Troglofag, who has made a name of himself as being a wandering troll and not much else, and being the whiney liberal pussy that he is; I pictured him as fitting the democrat mold of not really a man, nor woman, nor something in between. But a combination transtesticle, gender-bender LBGTTBGL or whatever the combination of letters to lump the freakshows together into a vile unnatural group of fetish fantasizers.
I never thought of Troglofag as someone with testicles because mainly I am not a filthy fucking queer and I don't imagine men's testicles, and secondly, the feeble Trog, being a stupid liberal, is much more comfortable not being lumped into a gender group.
(Its one of those "progressive" things that makes people "feel" better about themselves or some such horseshit)
But then reality hits me and I see Troglofag for what he is... a stupid kid that hasn't been outside in a year and highfives himself everytime he "pwnd' someone on the internet.

So come on, Troglofag! Come on here and give me whatfor! I am going to a place we call "outside" so that I can go to another place we call "work" then I'm coming home and having sex with my wife (a real live person). After that I will check back in to see what punishment you have so masterfully handed down upon me.

10:17 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Envisio, I do believe that your comment qualifies as the Bitch Slap of the Day. Troglatwat had to feel that down to his/her/its "hapless victims".

10:57 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Senile Sunshine talks to mules.

Imagine that.

Guess he thought he was conversing with Dummie Wassupwiththat? Schultz.

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Energized by blind hate and unreasoning terror and fueled by liters of pure EVERCLEAR, TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - angrily power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass while foaming at the mouth and howling like rabid dog to emit pile after pile after pile after pile after pile of worthless mental excrement....

Still terrified of reality and scared shitless by it aren't you Guttersnipe? If you were not such an linguini spined coward and so intellectually vapid you might have a chance of surviving the real world....too bad.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

So Trump shows up on the Today Show this morning and they play a video done for the RNC that was never shown because it got bumped into oblivion. It was a fantasy Apprentice episode where Obama gets the "Your fired..." treatment. Look it up.

Amazingly, it had a lot of IMAGINARY CONVERSATION.

I think Clint might have had the right idea after all!

Run with it, dipsticks.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh! Sorry troglaman, did you say something or are you having a conversation with your inner lunatic?

4:20 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Anyone catch Letterman last night? Old Dave tossed the CIC a series of soft balls for the One to knock out of the park. It sounded like Gilligan being interviewed by the Skipper.

Obama doesn't know what the national debt is but it's not his fault. Too, it's nothing to worry about short term---"short term" being after November 6th.
Anyway, the money mainly owed to ourselves so it's okay.

P.S. Here's an inetresting stat. Under Obama the unemployment rate has exceeded 8% for 43 consecutive months. That's four months more than the total number of months that unemployment rate exceeded 8% under every President aince Harry Truman thru George Bush.

Truman, Ike, JFK, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush Sr., Clinton, Bush Jr. = 39 months over 8% in 63 years

Obama = 43 months over 8% in 3.5 years.


4:58 PM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

Think about it, the President of the United States doesn't know what the Natioanl debt might be.

I don't think he cares.

5:04 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"During the presidency of George W. Bush, the gross public debt increased from $5.7 trillion in January 2001 to $10.7 trillion by December 2008" wiki

Where were you when this was going on, elrond? You really can't bullshit me because you and I have traded words for years and years. And I can tell you with the up most confidence that you didn't have a problem with it. In fact, you were all behind it. You ALL were. Would you say that's a fair assessment? Because it is. I know this because, at the time I, the mighty trog, was asking you dumbshits who you thought was going to pay for all this? When does this bill become due?

This was met with the usual idiot 'hey troggy, maybe we don't believe in letting terrorists go free fuckhead' derision (it persists to this day - see above).

But amazingly...over night...you, elrond, became fiscally responsible. It was a fucking miracle. I'd be interested to know what it was like to go through 'The Transition'.

(And, I know this sounds weird, but do you live next to a bunch of sand dunes? If you do, check for an lump at the base of your skull)

11:55 PM  
Blogger Trog said...

And the mittwit steps in it again. 47%.

I'm telling you, there's some sort of voodoo curse going on here.

12:07 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

"Stepping in it" - the democrats' way of saying, "Mitt told the truth again, dammit!"
Truth: 47% of wage earners in this country do not pay taxes.
Truth: many, if not most of that group think they are entitled to a piece of someone else's pay check.
Truth: those people will vote for Barak Hussein Obama even if it means that the economy will continue to get worse, and Obama's/Geithner's/Bernanke's soulutions will mean the collapse of the dollar because of hyperinflation.
Truth: the "gap" so conveniently omitted in the tape shows Mitt saying that he does not care about them as voters because they are a lost cause to his campaign, but he will try to persuade Independents and the few percentage points of "undecideds" to vote Republican this election.
Damn, Troggy, is sure is inconvenient when the whole transcript is avaialble, isn't it? Unlike Obama's "you didn't build that" comment; the more of that paragraph you hear or read, it doesn't change the fact Il Douche was denigrating and dissing people who worked their asses off and became successful.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Hey fag, using your logic at comparing the way "we" felt about the debt under Bush, would you agree that the same mentality applies to the ant-war pussies under Bush as opposed to under Obama?
Where are all the underarm hairy butch bulldykes from code pink?
(my appologies for being sexist. I am sure there are some pannywaist girl/men fags in there too, so wouldn't want to make them cry by leaving them out)

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman,

Find me one post where I praised or defended Bush's deficits

In 2008 Obama call Bush "unpatriotic" for his increase in the national debt and he promised to cut the debt in half. But what Bush accomplihsed in eight years, Obmaa accomplished in four.

Deficits by year:

2007 $161 billion
2008 $459 billion
2009 $1,416 billion
2010 $1,394 billion
2011 $1,398 billion
2012 $1,200 billion

Bush's fiscal sins do not excuse or explain Obama sins. Obama has
racked up the four largest dieficts, both in absolute terms and as a share of GDP. Too, 40% of every dollar the feds spend is borrowed.

It can't go on, it won't go on. God help us when interest rates go up.

Meanwhile administration officials are finally admitting that the murder of our Libyan ambassador and three others was a pre-planned "terrorist" attack and not a reaction to a U-Tube video.

I grew up on Long Island and I have a lump at the base of my skull, I always considered it an auxilliary brain.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Bush's fault!

3:46 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Truth: 47% of wage earners in this country do not pay taxes." middle earth jerkoff

Wrong. They pay sales tax. They pay gas tax. They pay payroll tax.

So saying they do not pay taxes is about as stupid as it gets.

Maybe you meant 'income taxes'. The mittwit doesn't pay income taxes. He pays capital gains taxes on his investments at a rate of 15% (but stores it offshore and gets another 1.5 points). 13.5

But is this too much? Is this such a burden as to cause our precious job-creators to fold and die? Of course it is!

Boeing didn't pay income taxes last year. G.E. didn't either. Exxon, who's getting a 20 billion dollar per year subsidy, didn't pay income taxes. Nobody paid a dime. The list goes on and on.

And so...as you mull over the idea of social parasites, moochers, and vampires, consider the fact that a million welfare mothers driving Escalades and getting $5000 a month in food stamps and $50,000 a month in welfare doesn't even come close to what we're giving Boeing, Exxon, G.E., etc., in the form of tax-breaks and subsidies.

This corporate welfare shit is exponentially larger than the millions of food-stamp welfare-moms buying an Escalades like there's no fucking tomorrow.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

Trog, once again you have displayed your idiocy.

How can you "pay" taxes with money that was free to begin with? If someone gives you money, then you buy something and pay sales tax, you didn't pay that tax... the person that gave you the money paid it, dumbass. Typical liberal- cannot distinguish between what someone earns and what someone gets for free.

And you bitch about gas prices. Well, maybe not you because your pussymoblie runs on bean sprouts, but people bitch about gas prices then want to penalize the companies that make gas.
Have you ever bitched about an electricity bill? Probably not because I am sure a conservative somewhere around you works and pays for your free electricity, but if you ever bitch about the price of energy, how can you justify making it harder on energy companies? Do you think they are really going to eat that loss? Hell no you stupid idiot, they are going to pass the loss on to the consumer after they get rid of a few thousand employees.
Did BP clean up the oil spill? That was a pretty penny there. Good thing they had the revenue to do it you fucking numbnuts.
But that would not bother democrats because Shaniqua and her eight little welfare cashcows get vouchers for energy anyway so they certainly won't care.
Lets raise taxes on corporations and increase regulations so that it becomes almost impossible to do business, they lay off workers and the final product is 10 times more expensive. Then the working man is once again forced to foot the bill so Shaniqua can have a guvmit cell phone.

You dumbass. Now do you see why we say liberalism is a mental disorder? You dumbass.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

12:18 PM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Oh, lookie there! Troglatwat can construct a strawman and knock it down! My, my, isn't he special? Bless his little ol' pea pickin' heart.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Hey Trog, Google ALLOW (UK based). Coming soon to a still-free country right damn smack close to you.

Also Google Pacific Coast Termite.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"How can you "pay" taxes with money that was free to begin with?" flatscreen

This is a good question.

So is this...how much income tax did the mittwit pay last year? None. Would you consider that 'free money', flatscreen?

The mittwit and the moocher parasites belong in the same category. Why? Because neither paid any fucking income taxes.

Your parasites and my parasites differ, envisio. As I said before, if my parasites all drove Escalades, got 5,000 a month in food stamps, and $50,000 a month in welfare, they wouldn't hold a candle to your 20 billion a year oil subsidies; or your defense subsidies; or your farm subsidies. It's not even remotely close. You just think it is.

And that makes you an idiot. What a surprise!

12:30 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that’s an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what…These are people who pay no income tax." - transcript from the Mother Jones "secret" tape.
Well, that's another one of your strawmen set afire, troglatwat.

2:26 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

"The mittwit and the moocher parasites belong in the same category. Why? Because neither paid any fucking income taxes." - Troglafuck the lying fuckwad

You're a fucking moron, Troglafuck, you lying perverted fucked up fucking fuckwad. Only a total fucking idiot like you Troglafuck you fucking idiot could fucking come to such a fucking idiotic fucked up conclusion.

"As I said before, if my parasites all drove Escalades, got 5,000 a month in food stamps, and $50,000 a month in welfare, they wouldn't hold a candle to your 20 billion a year oil subsidies; or your defense subsidies; or your farm subsidies. It's not even remotely close. You just think it is.

And that makes you an idiot. What a surprise!" - Troglafuck the total fucking idiot


You're half right Troglafuck you fucked half-wit. You and your fellow fucking parasites will consume $200 billion dollars a year more than the combined totals of Escalades, food stamps, welfare, oil subsidies, farm subsudies and defense spending. Fuck off you worthless fucking leach.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

8:52 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims" middle earth quoting the mittwit

You holding this up because it seems to be true to you, fuckwit? This is absolute bullshit. The fact that you don't know that is your fucking problem.

1:02 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

It is true you fucking liar, and you're the proof Troglafuck.

FOAD Troglafuck you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad coward.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, you are without question guilty of being a contemptible worthless jackass.

You Troglatwit are an unrepentant soulless psychotic liar you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

You Troglatwit are an intellectual lightweight and mentally deranged.

You Troglatwit are the poster child for moral bankruptcy and cowardice.

And you Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard are guilty beyond any doubt of being a complete waste of human DNA.

11:54 PM  

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