DUmmie Poll Panic
WTF, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???
[Yeah, because we all remember how honest the Obama Regime was in assigning blame for the Libyan fiasco entirely on a poorly made video.]
Rasmussen and Gallup have Romney ahead... I know, it's crazy... but it's true...
[Don't worry. ObamaCare will provide coverage for your special OSS L-pill.]
Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010.
[And, of course, none to the handling of the economy by The One. He is absolved of all blame.]
Obama will be well ahead by November. The Romney campaign is self destructing, they've seen the internals and know they can't win.
[Please place a Suicide Watch on DUmmie sufrommich on November 6.]
If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters who didn't turn out to vote in 2010. The assumption is that if you didn't vote then you are less likely to vote now.
[Just keep your mind on that idea and the diaper mudslides can be prevented...until weekend before the election.]
I think Obama is definitely up, especially where it counts, and he'll win, but that it is even within 15 points sickens me about this country.
[Another DUmmie has just signed up for the Nov. 6 Suicide Watch.]
Obama is up against roughly the same economic conditions in place that UTTERLY sank Jimmy Carter
[Hey! Maybe the next jobs report will show unemployment has dropped a full two points!]
Carter was up on Reagan like 8 points pre debates. If Obama's hull is strong, Carter was unsinkable.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
tracking polls always fluctuate--they did in 2008, too.
[And remember the dramatic fluctuation in the 2004 exit polls?]
Poll close. That is all needed to cheat at the polls with the electronic voting machines.
[Ah! I see you already have your excuse ready.]
posted by PJ-Comix at 10:12 AM
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Misinformation, apathy, lies propagated from the Right bolstered by a complicit and lazy Corporate Media, dissatisfaction, impatience and misplaced blame led to our loss in 2010.
*stunned look of utter disbelief*
Honestly (D)Ullards, do you even know what planet you're on? If not for the BUTTBuddy® Media, it would be President (Elect) Romney 63 - Obinga Telewobbie McSandtrap - 32 (5% Too stoned to give a shit and missed call due to drooling on (D)U)
Stupidity, is a condition best avoided, not a vocation.
If it's a likely voters poll, it deliberately undercounts Obama supporters
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You idiots do understand the definition of likely, right?
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Can't wait to watch Troglaman The Guttersnipe go nuts when those final weekend polls come out. He's been so busy spewing out the DSA talking points and Moonbat groupthink whines that reality is going to pound him like a two by four and he's too stupid to deal with it.
"WTF?, Gallup Obama 47, Romney 46! This after Libya???"
Exactly, after the Obamabots' lies and evasions about the murders of our ambassador and three other Americans in Benghazi, people are beginning to realize that they're dealing with an administration that has raised lying to an art.
Being, that I have been around the planet once or twice, I thought that I had seen pretty much all the differing levels of stupid.
(D)Ullards take it to a completely different level.
Oh,....not the good kind.
Elrond - evidently in the world of the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats having a US Ambassador tortured and murdered by a mob of crazed lunatics is supposed to show what an awesome god-like figure The Obamassiah is compared to Romney.
I know what you mean 98ZJUSMC. The level of stupidity from the base of the DSA is absolutely amazing. And the really scary thing is many of them honestly not only expect but demand you take their crazed commentary seriously. How the hell do you take insane rants with no basis in reality seriously? They aren't just stupid, they're insane. They honestly believe what the hell they say is the truth despite it flying in face of reality. I don't know if they are brain-damaged from illegal drugs or like Troglaman just so scared of reality they have to act like this to avoid being a blabbering drooling twit in a straight jacket in some padded room somewhere.
I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.
Me know my god, Obamassiah, will win landslide over Rmoney since him proven brilliant leader because him think like me.
Me know my god, Obamassiah am loved and adored because me worship him. Me know him am awesome so him win big.
Since you am all racist because me say so, when Obamassiah win landslide, you am screwed.
I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.
I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.
The mainstream media is faking every number is can get away with to save President Barack Obama. Not content with weighting poll samples with absurd Democrat margins, or spinning high unemployment rates, the media is now faking crowd numbers for Obama’s events. The Associated Press is the latest offender, calling a Milwaukee, Wisconsin crowd that did not exist “the largest yet of Obama’s reelection campaign.”
Tom Blumer of NewsBusters caught the AP in the lie, building on an article at Breitbart News that showed that both Politico and the Wall Street Journal had reported turnout for Obama at the Sep. 21 event as 18,000–at an arena that only held 5,000 people.
Though the arena was nearly full–and local media reported that more were outside the arena–there is no evidence whatsoever that the 13,000 people needed to make up the difference actually showed up. No images of that crowd have yet been produced.
The AP’s take: “The crowd of about 18,000 in a steady drizzle was the largest yet of Obama’s reelection campaign.” And yet the AP did not count the audience. Nor did the Wall Street Journal. Nor did Politico.
So where did the official-sounding number come from? The Obama campaign, according to Politico–which was the only one of the three that had the minimal integrity to report the source of the estimate (though not to challenge it).
When the mainstream media calls a crowd is “the largest yet,” but overestimates it by a factor of three or even four, you have a pretty good idea of how far they are willing to go to re-elect their patron saint.
Anonymous 8:48... I agree 100%. the media is fawning , slobbering and not even trying to hide it anymore. It is obvious to even the most casual viewer.
The media, by and large, is the single largest contributor to Obama's campaign.
There used to be something called ethics and integrity that made journalists follow a code. Simple non-biased facts. Journalists and news organizations took great offence to being called bias.
Nowadays, not only does the media pick and choose the positives and negatives that they wish to print, they openly practice journalistic activism, tailoring their media to fit their agenda. And their agenda is to swoon at the feet of Obama and democrats. Its openly obvious and sad to watch. They are his single largest contributor.
Jerome Goolsby said...
I know what you mean 98ZJUSMC. The level of stupidity from the base of the DSA is absolutely amazing. And the really scary thing is many of them honestly not only expect but demand you take their crazed commentary seriously. How the hell do you take insane rants with no basis in reality seriously? They aren't just stupid, they're insane.They honestly believe what the hell they say is the truth despite it flying in face of reality. I don't know if they are brain-damaged from illegal drugs or like Troglaman just so scared of reality they have to act like this to avoid being a blabbering drooling twit in a straight jacket in some padded room somewhere.
Agreed. Somehow, these idiots got in their heads that they can change reality.
Their lives went downhill, from there.
98ZJUSMC said...
Agreed. Somehow, these idiots got in their heads that they can change reality.
Their lives went downhill, from there.
Or like Troglaman The Guttersnipe, they think they created their own reality where the real world can have no effect. But as Guttersnipe shows with his behavior, no such luck...reality is slowly driving him nuts. That's one of the two things that worries me about the election. If the election goes as it should, I fear the Moonbats going absolutely insane and riots prevail.
I didn't say anything and the clone is saying I'm brilliant.
You're a good boy.
"imagine what the DUmmies will be like the weekend before the election when, with their reputations on the line, most of the polling outfits will be FORCED to reveal the true state of the electorate" PJinc
This is what you fuckers do all the time..."the polling outfits will be FORCED to reveal the true state of the electorate".
So...the polls are lying to us now but they'll be FORCED to reveal the the truth down the line.
This is a transparent load of horse shit in every conceivable way. There's nothing proving the polls are lying, or being manipulated any more than they always have...or whatever else you crazy jackasses come up with. And what the fuck is going to FORCE them to finally reveal the truth? Divine intervention? Water boarding? This whole concept is a look into the intellectual soul of a piece of broccoli.
PJinc doesn't want you paying attention to the polls. He wants you to doubt them until that brave day when they're FORCED to tell you the truth. Infantile, don't you think? Probably not.
And what the hell is this about?
After (Romney's) wife's plane was forced to make an emergency landing this weekend, Romney told the Los Angeles Times..."the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous"..."You can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open..."
Jesus.
I'm telling you, you assholes are fucking cursed.
Troglaman the Guttersnipe power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass in blind terror and emitted the following pile of worthless mental excrement:
"So...the polls are lying to us now but they'll be FORCED to reveal the the truth down the line.
This is a transparent load of horse shit in every conceivable way. There's nothing proving the polls are lying, or being manipulated any more than they always have...or whatever else you crazy jackasses come up with. And what the fuck is going to FORCE them to finally reveal the truth?"
I see Guttersnipe is going to keep right on lying to himself like the pathetic coward he is. I'm really looking forward to watching that sorry asshole go completely nuts when reality finally destroys his fantasy universe.
98ZJUSMC...how nice that Troglaman The Guttersnipe decided to show up and make you look like a genius by being every bit the crazed lunatic you were speaking of.
Enjoy the insanity, I know I will. I love seeing losers like Guttersnipe get screwed.
"I'm telling you, you assholes are fucking cursed."
Well, you're still trolling here. Or did you mean something else?
Otherwise I can see why you're so happy with
President Downgrade
President "57 States"
President "Eye Candy"
President "Corpse Man"
President "Debt=Deficit"
President "Transparency"
President "Shovel Ready"
President "E Pluribus Unum is the national Motto"
President "OIHO"
President "Made In Canada Bus Tour"
President "Austrian Language"
President "Hawaii is in Asia"
I could go on.
and on.
and on...
FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.
"So...the polls are lying to us now but they'll be FORCED to reveal the the truth down the line." - Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
Correct, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
"This is a transparent load of horse shit in every conceivable way. There's nothing proving the polls are lying, or being manipulated any more than they always have...or whatever else you crazy jackasses come up with." - Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
What's transparent is that you pay no attention to the real world you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard and that you are the only jackass on this blog you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
"And what the fuck is going to FORCE them to finally reveal the truth?" - Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
Something called integrity. You don't comprehend that because you don't have any you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
"PJinc doesn't want you paying attention to the polls. He wants you to doubt them until that brave day when they're FORCED to tell you the truth." - Troglatwit the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
No one should pay much attention to them you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard because they are as dishonest as you are you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
Troglatwat, why do you place such faith in the polls, when they have to oversample Democrats by up to 11 points to give Der Grosse Null a 5 point lead?
When polling likely voters and sampling Dems, Reps, Libertarians, and Independents in their proportions in the general population, Obama loses by as many as 10 points.
Tell us Troglatwat, if Obama is so popular and is going to win in a landslide, why is he being outraised by 2 to 1, when in the last election he outraise McUseless by 3 to 1? If Obama is so popular, why did the party have to give admission tickets away and bus people in to fill seats at the convention? If Obama is so popular, why is he only attracting small crowds at his rallies and campaign stops, while Romney is attracting overflow crowds? If Il Douche is such a fine leader, why did he change his campaign schedule and make a trip to Louisiana only after Romney made a trip? If Ear Leader believes he is going to win re-election, why is he in such a hurry to secure a house in Hawaii before January? If his staffers are so confident that pResident Zero will be re-elected, why are they updating and sending out their resumes now?
Jerome Goolsby said...
98ZJUSMC...how nice that Troglaman The Guttersnipe decided to show up and make you look like a genius by being every bit the crazed lunatic you were speaking of.
Enjoy the insanity, I know I will. I love seeing losers like Guttersnipe get screwed.
2:06 AM
Ol' Grampa Sunshine rarely disappoints. I guess it would be one thing if he could help himself, but sadly, no. He's still sobbing uncontrollably that his health care premiums have continued to rise after his lightbringer told him they wouldn't.
"Troglatwat, why do you place such faith in the polls, when they have to oversample Democrats by up to 11 points to give Der Grosse Null a 5 point lead?" Middle Earth Guy - MEG!
When did I say I place my faith in polls? What does that even mean?
I said the pollsters are doing what they always do.
But you don't believe that, meg. Why? Because you're paying attention. According to you, Gallup, Pew, Fox, ABC, Wall Street Journal, Rasmussen, CBS, etc, have all jumped into a skewing scam to fool the public into thinking Obama's got better numbers. To you, this makes more sense than 'They're doing what they always do'.
It's you, meg, that's paying so close attention to the polls that you can see the ominous statistical weaving going on with these hucksters. You seem to be suggesting that the numbers don't matter and THEN go on to prove it with numbers. See the problem? BTW, my inner homo was impressed with your tight grasp...of the facts in this matter.
Oh! I almost forgot to mention that you went on to predict Pew, Gallup, Fox, etc. will be redeemed when "integrity" rises up and kicks them all in the balls. Then, and only then, shall the truth be revealed.
Much, much easier to believe than 'They're doing what they always do'. Sure.
Maybe the problem is exactly what it looks like - you're all fucking crazy.
How 'bout those Seahawks?
Watching Troglaman - The Vicious Lying Hate-Mongering Racist Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog - chug liter after liter of straight EVERCLEAR and power-slam his head repeatedly up his ass while howling like a mad dog
Absolutely pathetic...what a gutless moral coward and intellectually vapid clown you are Guttersnipe.
Yeah, how 'bout those Seahawks, winning a game they actually lost.
GREEN BAY got cheated...case closed
"How 'bout those Seahawks?"
Those were the Seahawks! I thought they were the Ducks. More evidence that Washington REALLY wants to be Oregon. Poor saps.
"Yeah, how 'bout those Seahawks, winning a game they actually lost." elrond
So you think the Seahawks were at fault for the bad call?
That's actually a serious question.
No, the Seahawks were not at fault for the bad call but they undeservedly benefitted from it.
The refs were at fault, Green Bay was the victim of their inexperience, they were declareed the losers of a game they actually won.
This may damage their playoff prospects. There's distress in Badger Land.
"No, the Seahawks were not at fault for the bad call but they undeservedly benefitted from it." elrond
God...are you a politician of some sort?
Do you think the Seahawks will be vilified?
Call me crazy but I think that's already starting to happen. They've been branded as the team 'that got more than they deserved'. Mark my word, every single game the Seahawks play this year will include a conversation about Monday Night. Same with Green Bay. I think other teams might even start coming after them (the Hawks) for this very reason.
I love this shit!! Are you kidding? Did you see that game? It was a "HOLY SHIT!" game. I have to admit I had a "hurts so good" moment or two (eight sacks first half and the final catch).
We'll see what happens. I'm looking forward to it.
*Update*
And then the dawgs beat #8 Stanford.
This is fun:
http://www.unskewedpolls.com/
[psssssst....don't the trogletwat the fascist, he'll go off on another of his insnae rants. Thanks.]
Troglofag said:: """" Did you see that game? It was a "HOLY SHIT!" game. I have to admit I had a "hurts so good" moment or two (eight sacks first half and the final catch).""""""
Wait, when you don't have liberal diarrhea blasting from your mouth, you actually sound like a moderately sane person.
I texted my bud during the first half of that game "wtf?!?" He didn't read the text until after the game and thought I was talking about the ending. I said NO, I was talking about Greenbays offensive line.
Greenbays offensive line was nonexistent and Seatle did a marvelous job of capitalizing on it. Had the final play not happened, that would have been what was talked about after the game.
Its OK queer, two people that are political polar opposites can talk about football in a civilized manner. Problem is... for some people, political leanings are a way of life for them. Like the SanFran drag queen opposed to the Texas cattle rancher. They are not gonna have alot to talk about.
I have a coworker that I get along great with. We cut up, drink beer and have alot in common.
He owns many guns... his kid goes to catholic school... he despises gays... he says the slang term for black people all the time... he hunts... he don't like vegans... he don't like greenies and hippies... he bitches about taxes... he drives a 4x4 pickup. He votes democrat. That blows my mind but we still have a good time drinking beer and watching football.
He has no idea that by doing that, he is taking himself away from his Christian fellows at church, his good-ole-boy buddies, his hunting buddies, his tax-hating buddies and all the veterans that he knows and standing across the aisle and putting himself in the company of socialist, marxists/communists, gays, trans-whatnots, Che-tshirt-wearing hippies, occupy teenagers,and a stinky couldron of diversity that he admittedly can't stand.
But his father and grandfather voted dem so he does too. I keep telling him they would roll in their grave if they knew what the democrat party had become...
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
Troglatroll posted something coherent?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Armageddon is just around the corner....
"Had the final play not happened, that would have been what was talked about after the game." flatscreen
I agree. It became difficult to even guess what the score would've been if they (replacements) hadn't called it. The WHOLE THING was fucked up, much like the whole NFL was that weekend.
"...the charge was dismissed by the general counsel of the agency responsible for enforcing Massachusetts bar rules, who said that Warren's activities are not a violation of those rules."
Just so you know. Another tempest in a teapot.
"Being, that I have been around the planet once or twice, I thought that I had seen pretty much all the differing levels of stupid." jarhead
Turns out that despite having been around the planet once or twice and observing all kinds of stupid, you're still an idiot. A brainless sycophant. A tuber endowed with a herd of goats mentality.
Pick an issue, you weary warrior blowhard. You seem to need another war. My old, wrinkled, skinny, kind little grandfatherly hippie ass, will kick your trained, bulging, sweating, marine buttocks around at will. Why? Because I can.
I appreciate your bravado. I do. But you're an empty-headed cow.
So let's go, asshole. Pick a subject.
Or we can start here...what did you mean when you said "Somehow, these idiots got in their heads that they can change reality.?" (notice the period AND the question mark?...dramatic license)
If I were you, I'd pick a subject rather than moronic editorial blathering.
I sort of want to humiliate you into never posting here again (that's not true, just change your name).
But truly, my goal is to make you into a joke. That's what I do. And I, troglaman, am confidant I can do it to you...if you just give me another opportunity. Please?
Pick something, brave and weary warrior. Anything. Be careful.
(he'll pussy out)
Apparently the poll response rates are so low that the results are products of modeling, not sampling. They are, therefore, just the SWAGs of the pollsters and don't mean anything either way...which of course does not keep the candidate in the lead from beating them like rented drum.
DAT
The poll corruption is even worse than anyone would have imagined.
The poll done last weekend showing The Obamassiah with a landslide level lead in three "swing states" was based on a total of 160 people with an error level of plus or minus 8%. As someone with a degree in communications/public relations, that kind of slip-shod work is contemptible. To base those kinds of claims on such a huge area with such a small sampling and a huge error rate makes that poll meaningless. Yet the media, who is an advocate for The One, trumpeted the results as final doom for Romney until CNN of all groups let the cat out of the bag.
troglamatic prediction...
Romney tax returns...what is he hiding?
I think the DUmmies have been holding this one in their back pocket for a few months...and it's about to raise it's ugly head again.
Why? Because the Romney's have already said "it will just give them more ammunition" if they release their tax records. Hmmm.
That doesn't raise a red flag to you mutants. No. Instead, you're all behind his defiance. The fact that he's admitted he's hiding shit doesn't bother you dumb hippos in the least.
You trust Romney to tell you the truth...and that makes you an imbecile. It's not rocket science.
Know what? There's a few of you out there that think Romney's full of shit. You know who you are.
Anyone who believes the crap about Romney's tax returns like Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, does, is a clueless moron.
You would have to be as crazy as Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, to think that Romney's tax returns are hiding anything when you consider who is in charge of the IRS. You'd have to be as completely clueless as Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, to think that the IRS wouldn't go after Romney if there was one thing out of line with his taxes.
So no, the only people it bothers are humanoids like Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, who is a hate crazed lunatic frighted to death by reality that all the rot gut whiskey on earth can't make go away and is the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
"You would have to be as crazy as Troglatwit...to think that Romney's tax returns are hiding anything" Judge
Do you know what he's hiding or not hiding? No, you don't. Why? Because Romney won't release his tax returns.
No one knows. Including you, you moron. The fact that you THINK you know makes you an idiot. You don't know shit.
But that's the problem. No one knows. Why? Because he's hiding his tax returns. He refuses to disclose them. Can anyone dispute this? No. You can't.
Answer this question...Is Romney willing to disclose his tax returns or not? If you answer no, then you have to explain why. You have to make a credible argument. But you can't. Why? Because you don't know why Romney is withholding tax disclosure. No one does. All we know is that he's hiding his returns. That's clear. It's indisputable.
You're all fine with it.
I, troglaman, am not.
*Update*
Romney had a good debate tonight.
"Answer this question...Is Romney willing to disclose his tax returns or not? If you answer no, then you have to explain why. " - Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard
No I don't you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard. He's not willing and the law doesn't require him to. Not to mention I've already said why it doesn't matter which you don't understand Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard because you are the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard and thus contemptibly stupid. If you didn't have the reading comprehension of a kindergartener, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, you'd know what was up, but you're just the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard and that's your problem not mine you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
By the way Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, no one gives a damn whether you're ok with anything or not (just in case you missed the memo you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard).
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