What Will the Democrat National Convention Look Like in 60 Years?
A lot of people have commented that the Democrat National Convention looks like a scene at the Star Wars bar. Well, I got to thinking that if this has turned into such a freak show, imagine what it will look like in 60 years. In fact that is the purpose of this special DUFU edition. Perform a thought experiment on what the Democrat National Convention will look like in in the year 2072. To get an idea of how much the Democrats will change in the future, take a look at this VIDEO of the Democrat National Convention from 60 years ago in 1952. The biggest impression of that convention is how NORMAL Democrats were back then. So imagine if one of those Democrat delegates or perhaps Democrat nominee Adlai Stevenson were transported 60 years into the future to view the current Democrat National Convention.
The first shock after seeing the sad state of the attendees is even more shock that the delegates are obsessing about rubbers (as they would call it back then), abortions, and all matters to do with kinky sex.
"So what is this LGBT thing I keep hearing about?" would ask Adlai Stevenson.
His skin would turn bright red from embarrassment when informed that the "L" stood for "Lesbian." His bald dome would then turn even redder when told that the "G" stood for Gay. I expect he would feel dizzy when told that the "B" stood for Bi-sexual. And Mr. Stevenson wouldn't even be standing on his feet when told the "T" stood for "Trans-gendered."
After being revived back to consciousness after fainting from the shock, Stevenson would most likely be quite sad: "What has happened to the Democrat party that it has become so obsessed with stuff that we didn't even whisper about? Is this a convention or some glorified bathroom of a sleazy bar?"
Okay, with this in mind, try to project the same amount of change into the future to the Democrat National Convention of 2072. What do you think it will be like if there is as much change among the Democrats in the next 60 years as in the past 60 years. I'll lead off with what I think could well be taking place at the 2072 Democrat National Convention.
The keynote speaker will deliver his speech stark naked except that he will be wearing a bejeweled leather jockstrap. The latter garb will worn only because this is considered a formal affair. Many in the audience will be members of the NAMBLA collective. Applause will be considered old fashioned and corny so the audience members will be shaking a part of their bodies to express approval of the speaker. A resolution will be introduced to add bestiality rights to their platform. A special video tribute to their nominee performing an obscene act upon a sheep to demonstrate that he is an animal values type of tri-gendered person will be presented. Oh, and since privacy is considered to be a fascistic hangup, there will be toilets right up on the stage which the nominee will use after delivering his/her/its acceptance speech.
I admit I could be wrong in my prediction since what I presented could be the Democrat National Convention in 12, not 60 years.
And now I turn the forum over to you: What is your vision of the Democrat National Convention in 60 years? I will read your predictions just as soon as I'm done reviving Adlai Stevenson.