Wednesday, September 05, 2012

What Will the Democrat National Convention Look Like in 60 Years?


A lot of people have commented that the Democrat National Convention looks like a scene at the Star Wars bar. Well, I got to thinking that if this has turned into such a freak show, imagine what it will look like in 60 years. In fact that is the purpose of this special DUFU edition. Perform a thought experiment on what the Democrat National Convention will look like in in the year 2072. To get an idea of how much the Democrats will change in the future, take a look at this VIDEO of the Democrat National Convention from 60 years ago in 1952. The biggest impression of that convention is how NORMAL Democrats were back then. So imagine if one of those Democrat delegates or perhaps Democrat nominee Adlai Stevenson were transported 60 years into the future to view the current Democrat National Convention.

The first shock after seeing the sad state of the attendees is even more shock that the delegates are obsessing about rubbers (as they would call it back then), abortions, and all matters to do with kinky sex. 

"So what is this LGBT thing I keep hearing about?" would ask Adlai Stevenson.

His skin would turn bright red from embarrassment when informed that the "L" stood for "Lesbian."  His bald dome would then turn even redder when told that the "G" stood for Gay. I expect he would feel dizzy when told that the "B" stood for Bi-sexual. And Mr. Stevenson wouldn't even be standing on his feet when told the "T" stood for "Trans-gendered." 

After being revived back to consciousness after fainting from the shock, Stevenson would most likely be quite sad: "What has happened to the Democrat party that it has become so obsessed with stuff that we didn't even whisper about? Is this a convention or some glorified bathroom of a sleazy bar?"

Okay, with this in mind, try to project the same amount of change into the future to the Democrat National Convention of 2072. What do you think it will be like if there is as much change among the Democrats in the next 60 years as in the past 60 years. I'll lead off with what I think could well be taking place at the 2072 Democrat National Convention.

The keynote speaker will deliver his speech stark naked except that he will be wearing a bejeweled leather jockstrap. The latter garb will worn only because this is considered a formal affair. Many in the audience will be members of the NAMBLA collective. Applause will be considered old fashioned and corny so the audience members will be shaking a part of their bodies to express approval of the speaker. A resolution will be introduced to add bestiality rights to their platform. A special video tribute to their nominee performing an obscene act upon a sheep to demonstrate that he is an animal values type of tri-gendered person will be presented. Oh, and since privacy is considered to be a fascistic hangup, there will be toilets right up on the stage which the nominee will use after delivering his/her/its acceptance speech.

I admit I could be wrong in my prediction since what I presented could be the Democrat National Convention in 12, not 60 years.

And now I turn the forum over to you: What is your vision of the Democrat National Convention in 60 years? I will read your predictions just as soon as I'm done reviving Adlai Stevenson.

45 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

My guess is that party won't be around 60 years from now at the rate they're going and if they are, they will be as effective as the Libertarian Party and Green Party are now.

6:12 PM  
Blogger el polacko said...

i usually enjoy reading this site but this post...well...i have to say that you seem to have some...ummm...'issues' when it comes to sexuality.

6:20 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

As a card-carrying LGBT member this post must seem extremely insulting to el polacko.

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can see them adding "Liquidation of the Suburbanites as a Class" to their platform.

8:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"A lot of people have commented that the Democrat National Convention looks like a scene at the Star Wars bar." PJinc

Really? Since there's so many people claiming the Dems at the convention look like the scene at the Star Wars bar, it should be no problem for you to name a few, don't you think?

Bet you won't. Why? Because you're making it up.

Besides that, I, troglaman, find a Star War's bar much more interesting than the "Stepford Tavern on the Green" you fuckers conjured up.

Clinton killed tonight. And there's not one thing he said that wasn't true. He obviously believes in the troglamatic strategy of 'never making an argument you can't win'. You stupid casabas should try it sometime.

12:06 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Scared shitless by reality and howling in terror like a mad dog, TROGLAMAN - The Lying Racist Hate-Mongering Linguini-Spined Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog - angrily power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass at Mach 3.4 to emit the following pile of worthless mental excrement:

"Clinton killed tonight. And there's not one thing he said that wasn't true. He obviously believes in the troglamatic strategy of 'never making an argument you can't win'. "


Sorry, Guttersnipe, but power-slamming your head up your ass between chugging down liters of straight EVERCLEAR won't save you. The only place that what you howled would be true is in the fantasy universe you exist in because you're too much of a moral coward to face reality.

As to you "never making an argument you can't win", that too is a self-delusional fantasy of yours that your rants and rages fueled by EVERCLEAR and produced by power-slamming your head up your ass and proclaiming the results as unassailable proclamations of your incredible genius don't cut it in the real world where your howling mad hate-filled screams are properly noted as the worthless words of an morally bankrupt intellectual vapid jackass.

I would tell you to pound sand, but that's impossible for you because your head would always be in the way.

2:48 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

, it should be no problem for you to name a few, don't you think?

We are, gramps. Try to keep up with the program here, huh? If you're pissed because they don't allow droids, just wait a few years. I'm certain that LGBT Muslim droids will have a seat at the table of Gimme.

The Meltdownfestapalooza is kinda funny. Do you think you can get your party of lying sacks-o-shit to do this more often?

I have tons of popcorn stashed away.

3:20 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

'never making an argument you can't win'. -Troglofag

hey queer, any person that posts on this site could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than you ever come up with.

8:33 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

I am about four miles away from that circus in Charlotte. Someone jokingly asked me if I was going to the freakshow. I told them (in earshot of a known bluedog democrat) that I had no desire to be surrounded by ghetto welfare recipients and urinating dragqueens... smelly burnt out hippies and Che t-shirt wearing white suburban teenagers. Dove season is open, I'll be out in the field.

ps.. to Troglofag... Dove season means dove hunting... you know hunting, with big loud guns. Its this thing that men have done for 250,000 years. You know, "men". The male of the human species. Not some freak with cock&balls one top of a vag or pretty little princess man wearing pink panties, but MEN. In other words, the opposite of you.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Clinton killed tonight. And there's not one thing he said that wasn't true. He obviously believes in the troglamatic strategy of 'never making an argument you can't win'. "-Trog

"I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky"-BJ Clinton

"It depends on what the definition of "is" is"-BJ Clinton


Never?

9:39 AM  
Blogger Ogrrre said...

Troglatwat is a legend in his own mind. Too bad that mind is so delusional. Troglatwat, you haven't made a single argument in your time on this blog that hasn't been shredded by just about everybody. It's just that you have such an aversion to truth, facts, logic and reason, that your little mind can't conceive of anyone disagreeing with you. If you ever start thinking instead of feeling through a problem, you'd have to come to the same conclusion we all have around here: you're so full of shit your eyes are brown.

9:56 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

As the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, Troglatwit can't possibly hope to start thinking sad to say. But as I said earlier, Troglawit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, is GUILTY of being a liar and is a world class bastard to boot.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

troglaman,

"There wasn't one thing he said that wasn't true>"

Absolutely, Bill Clinton,a President who was impeached, disbarred and lost his law lsicense would never tell a whopper.

But his biggest lie was stating that we are better off today than we were four years ago. Nobody believes it (except Chris Matthews who may have wet his pants last night).

1:03 PM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

TRUTH IS A 5 LETTER WORD.

ITS SPELLED MSNBC!

4:50 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

What, no *spit*?

5:04 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

OCD is a 7 letter word.

It's spelled ALLCAPS!

6:14 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"just wait a few years. I'm certain that LGBT Muslim droids will have a seat at the table of Gimme." jarhead

LGBT Mulsim droids will have a seat at the table of Gimme.

Sure they will. Go back to bed now.

11:11 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"ps.. to Troglofag... Dove season means dove hunting... you know hunting, with big loud guns. Its this thing that men have done for 250,000 years. You know, "men". The male of the human species. Not some freak with cock&balls one top of a vag or pretty little princess man wearing pink panties, but MEN. In other words, the opposite of you." flatscreen

Let's get something straight here, Mr. Bigshot. When you say shit like this, it only riles her up. SHE LIKES IT! Is that so goddamn hard to understand?

Fucking sadist.

11:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still wondering why Troglatroll's clone makes more sense than he does...

1:43 AM  
Anonymous envisio said...

"""""Is that so goddamn hard to understand?""""

Actually yes... yes it is. Nobody can understand a goddamn thing you say except your transtesticle DUmmie faggot friends.

Hey its the first Friday of the month, shouldn't you be at the bong shop spending your welfare check?

8:29 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Loved Obama's speech last night, he sounded like the captain of the Titanic asking for a second chance.

This morning's news: No improvement in the job market, no increase in wages, no increase in hours worked and the real unemployment rate is 15%. Happy daze are here again!

The ball's in your court troglaman.

10:06 AM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

P.S. In his speech last night, Captain Obama did not once mention Obama Care or the Stimulus Act, the two "achievments" of his first term.

Rather amazing (and revealing) don't you think?

10:15 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Jeez,.....Senile Sunshine is getting as lame as his lightbringer. Whatsamatter hippie, did Willie-in-a-blue-dress upstage President Training Wheels?

P.S. In his speech last night, Captain Obama did not once mention Obama Care or the Stimulus Act, the two "achievments" of his first term.

Yeah, the brain-deads aren't too happy about it, either. It was pretty pathetic.

11:58 AM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

TIPICAL KKKONSERVATIVE!

*SPIT!*

12:13 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Kayinsane,

Where did you get that picture of troglaman's inner homo?

12:29 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"This morning's news: No improvement in the job market" elrond

Wrong.

12:01 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

troglaman said...
"This morning's news: No improvement in the job market" elrond

W0rong.



Care to explain that Grampa?

12:28 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck the fucking liar whined...

"This morning's news: No improvement in the job market" elrond

Wrong.


http://www.newser.com/article/da1564l00/august-labor-report-crushes-hopes-for-better-job-market-steps-up-pressure-on-federal-reserve.html

August jobs report crushes hope for more hiring
By CHRISTOPHER S RUGABER | Associated Press | Sep 7, 2012 4:08 PM CDT

American employers cut back sharply on hiring last month, crushing hopes that the job market was improving and putting more pressure on the Federal Reserve to give the sluggish economy another jolt.

The Labor Department said Friday that employers added just 96,000 jobs in August, down from 141,000 in July and too few to keep up with population growth. The unemployment rate fell to 8.1 percent from 8.3 percent, but only because many people gave up looking for work and therefore weren't counted in the government's calculation.

The percentage of Americans in the workforce dropped to its lowest level in 31 years.


Once again, Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking liar, you've been proven to be a lying fucked up fuckwad.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Wrong."

No, I'm right and you know it, you pathetic bed-wetter.

Unemployement rate above 8% for the 44th consecutive month. Real unemployment rate 15% if you count those who have dropped out of the job market. Fewest Americans working in 30 years, even thought the nation's popuation has increased incresed significantly in that time period. Wages and hours worked stagnent.

Prove me wrong.

12:47 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Prove me wrong." elrond

What was the jobs-loss rate at the end of W's tenure?

What's the jobs-loss rate now?

Where was Wall Street at the end of W's tenure?

Where's Wall Street now?

There you go.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Hey Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, he said prove him wrong not toss out Moonbat talking points, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

I see troglaman is still in the "blame Bush" mode. Hey dumbass, Bush was four years ago, I'm talking about now where the unmemployement rate remains above 8% after four years. Fewer Americans are working now than four years ago. We currently have the lowest number of adult Americans participating in the job market since September 1981.

They're not working, they're not earning wages or paying taxes, they're dependent on the dole.

Like I said, prove me wrong.

You can't.


10:29 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

P.S. Food stamp participation is at an all time high, something you wouldn't expect in a booming economy.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

True Elrond - unless you live in the fantasy universe of Moonbat Pelosi and Troglaman The Guttersnipe where increased food stamp participation is considered a boom time in the economy.

11:56 AM  
Blogger jmcenanly said...

I think you may be a little off in your projection. We won't have to wait 60 years for this scene to come about. I see it as early as 2020 or 2024. By 2072, if it still survives, the Party is probably going to be a hive mind, like the Borg of Star Trek infamy. The main event will probably be a commemoration of Watergate, with much vile directed at President Nixon

8:28 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

In 60 years if the Democratic Party is still around there will be four political parties.

One party will be made up of people like Trog The Troll and be called Democrats. They will, as jmcenanly said, have perfect groupthink and act with a Borg-like hive mind and be vehemently anti-American.

One party will be made up of people who used to be Democrats and called the Progressive Party.

One party will be made up of people who used to be Republicans and be called the American Union Party. They will be a lot like the Tea Party.

And one party will be made of RINOs and called the Republican Party.

Just a guess.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I see troglaman is still in the "blame Bush" mode." elrond

No. Isn't the question whether or not we're better off than we were four years ago? That's not my question, elrond. It's yours.

So since you brought it up...

What was the jobs-loss rate at the end of W's tenure?

What's the jobs-loss rate now?

Where was Wall Street at the end of W's tenure?

Where's Wall Street now?

What do you want, elrond? No comparison at all? Or is it that any comparison is a "blaming statement".

Can you answer the above questions or are you going to dissolve into a pool of whiny pussified Bush-blame?

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman,

1)8%+ unemployement for the past 44 months, if you count part-time workers and those who have dropped out of the job market the actual unemployment rate is $15,

2)$5 Tillion in additional debt,

3)47,000,000 people receiving food stamps,

4)Fewer adult Americans working now than at any time in the past 30years,

5)Gasoline $1.87 a gallon in 2008, $3.94 in 2012.

This is all on Obama's watch and it's not getting better---and there's no hope that it will get better.

10:26 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"This is all on Obama's watch and it's not getting better---and there's no hope that it will get better." elrond

Maybe if you'd been paying attention, you'd have known that we have limited time left with oil. The price is going up no matter what. Why? Because it's becoming a limited commodity. Your daughter's grand-daughter will see the end of the oil era.

Imagine that. Really. Imagine it.

Do you know how many square miles the Northern ice cap covered a couple years ago? Six million square miles. Know how many square miles it covered this year? One million square miles.

Think about it, elrond. Really. Just think.

On W's watch, a very very bad terrorist attack occurred. A few years later, we experienced the worst financial crash in modern history.

You stupid assholes somehow don't understand that we know this to be true. An earthworm knows it's true.

Consider the violent protests happening all over the world...let's not forget that the video that started it all was made by one of you douche-nozzle Christian sphincters.

Face it. You've got the racists and the science deniers and the Islamaphobes and the homophobes and the 'legitimate rape' people and the gun crazies...the list is endless.

It's not that you want these assholes tagging along, mind you. But no one can deny they're yours. They're not going to vote for Obama. This is who you are whether you like it or not.

Sucks to be you.

1:44 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Not much of a reply troglaman,you're grasping at straws and the repeating your usual cheap shots. The problem is the economy sucks and you can't deny it, so you use your tired ad hominen attacks. We may be all you say (even though we're not)but we vote.

But remember,per Michelle, the greatest threat to America is not economic decline or terrorism, it's the obesity epidemic.

And, by the way, we're not going to run out of oil in my great-grandaughter's life time.


4:32 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

P.S. If you think all the violence and mayhem in the Middle East is a response to some "douche nozzle's" video you're a bigger jackass than I had imagined.

P.P.S. Even Coptic Christians living in America have First Amendment rights.

You've become a silly man.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The problem is the economy sucks and you can't deny it" elrond

I've never denied it and you know it.

I'm going to ask you again...how many jobs were being lost at the end of W's tenure? How many jobs are being lost now?

Where you refuse to go, elrond, is questioning why 750,000 jobs a month were being lost when W left office. Obama's been adding jobs pretty much since. This is fact.

You simply can't address WHAT WENT WRONG. What's worse is that you offer up a solution...wait a minute...have you actually offered a solution? No. Why? You can't. You don't have one. You're content to just bitch and whine. Rock on.

3:11 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troggy,

In 2008-09 the U.S. economy shed 8.4 million jobs, 6.1% of all payroll employment. But the "Great Recession" ended in June of 2009, more than three years ago. What's happened since?

Since the end of the recession the growth of the economy has not been strong enough to keep up with normal population growth, let alone put back to work the backlog of workers who lost jobs during the economic collapse. Currently the economy still has 5.4% fewer jobs than it did before the recession started. Fewer able bodied adult Americans are working now than worked 30 years ago, despite a substantial increase in the nation's population.

Bottom line, Bush fucked up, but Obama's policies have not led to recovery. The Stimulus Act didn't work, deficit spending hasn't worked. Unemployment has been above 8% the past 44 months, real unemployment (if you include people who have dropped out of the job market and part time workers) is 15%.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Bottom line, Bush fucked up". elrond

Then maybe you could elucidate what the mittwit will do that's any different from what Bush fucked up at.

Bet you can't.

1:08 AM  
Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

I predict Romney's fuck-ups will differ from Bush's. But the real question is will Obama's be given more years to conintue and expand his fuck-ups.

1:18 PM  

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