Thursday, October 21, 2010

Praise to Aqua Buddha: DUmmies Celebrating Conway 'Victory'

Praise to Aqua Buddha! The DUmmies are already celebrating the "victory" of Jack Conway over Rand Paul for the U.S. Senate seat from Kentucky. And the cause of the celebrations? A poll. Just ONE poll showing Conway ahead. The DUmmies don't mention the source of the poll or the methodology but here it is from NEWSVINE:

According to a poll conducted on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee, Jack Conway is leading Rand Paul 49-47 in the race to determine the next United States Senator from Kentucky.

Yeah, that's it. A poll conducted by the Democrats with NO details as to how it was conducted shows Conway in the lead. And for that, the DUmmies are in a state of celebration as you can see in this THREAD, "Breaking: Conway leads!" Freudenschade, baby! So let us now join the DUmmie "victory" party for Conway in Bolshevik Red (or is it Aqua Buddha Blue?) while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that a drunk in a bar told him Meek was going to win in Florida, is in the [brackets]:

Breaking: Conway leads!

[Freudenschade, baby! Break out the victory champagne!]

'I’ve got big news for you: A new poll released last evening has Jack leading Rand Paul by two points -- 49% to 47%.

[Praise to Aqua Buddha! No need to even get the details of the poll nor even find out who conducted it. Go straight to the victory celebrations! Do not pass Go...or the actual election results.]

This is the first poll showing us taking a lead in the race, and as The Washington Post puts it: We’re "surging."

[First poll and the ONLY poll. But skip the details, lets CELEBRATE!!!]

This weekend we released an aggressive ad going right after Rand Paul. We went on offense, and it's clear our strategy is working.

[Ah yes! The embarrassing Aqua Buddha smear ad. Even Chris Matthews slammed Conway over this.]

Now that we’re in the lead, we need to put even more pressure on Rand Paul.

[A Turquoise Buddha ad?]

Will you contribute $25 or more right now so that we can continue the fight to maintain this lead?

[Aqua Buddha is just $25 away from taking up residence in Bev Harris' 5 star hotel suite.]

This is make-or-break time. If we're going to have a victory on November 2, I need everyone to step up and help us today.'

[And now to join the rest of the DUmmies in the midst of their "victory" celebrations...]

I love ya but, it'll only matter on Nov.2


Great news! I hope it holds up.

[IF it was ever up.]

Aqua Buddha's revenge.

[Aqua Buddha vs Goddess Gaia: Who would win in a street fight?]

I saw the "Aqua Buddha" ad last night and wanted to jump and scream YES!!! Finally a Democrat hits a sickening snake in the grass like Paul right where it hurts, THE F-ING RELIGIOUS NUT BASE. Finally someone is willing to fight and realize that playing "nice" against a germ like Rand Paul does nothing.

[YES!!! A dirty ad that has NOTHING to do with the issues. YES!!!]

when I saw that ad I was blown away, I just felt that was exactly what was needed in Kentucky, EXACTLY! For a guy like Rand Paul that cares for nobody but himself to have the support of the ubber religious people in this state just because he has an "R" after his name is sickening. It's time WE question THEIR spiritual credentials. Guys like him want to starve people, get miners killed, pointing that out is too intellectual, imagery was needed because it's what so many have been trained to respond to. Democrats want people to listen and think, BUT THEY DON'T, the media has trained them not to. And people who were lucky to get out of high school..... there are a lot of people in this state that have had no educational advantages, mostly because of conservative thinking. A statement needed to be made.

[A statement needed to be made so the desperate DUmmiecrats conjured up...Aqua Buddha.]

When Conway wins. I'll be long distance celebrating with you .

[You can also turn to Aqua Buddha for consolation on Election Night.]

When Conway wins. That far distant scream of happiness will be mine!

[A DUmmie expecting mass urinations of happiness in his diaper on Election Night.]

Internals almost always show their candidate in the lead, and are heavily skewed.


I donated to him this morning. It is absolutely critical that Paul is defeated!

[Bev Harris also enjoyed your money.]

I'll go on record as saying I thought the ad would backfire. It still makes me uncomfortable in that it looks like Conway is taking a, "He's not Christian enough to hold office," position, but in this case, in this political environment with the upcoming elections, I'll be an end justifies the means guy.

[A DUmmie admits his hypocrisy.]

Good news! Just sent him a few bucks.

[Good news! Scammed again!]


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess "no educational advantages" means not giving enough of a shit to stay in school & get a diploma. I live a few miles south of the KY border, & there are enough people there & here who just don't care & quit school. Now I know why--those damned conservatives are making them do it!!

10:26 AM  
Anonymous PWT said...

Is there a 'dummie diaper' available? I think that it would make an excellent stocking stuffer this year. Not in time for the election, but at least they'll have them ready for 2012.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Dummies! The reputable polls still have Rand Paul ahead of your Marxist darling. Rasmussen has Paul up by 5 points, as does Mason-Dixon. You losers need to ask yourselves how the poll was conducted, i.e. sampling selection and how the questions were asked. Given that the poll was conducted by the NSWDP on behalf of themselves, did they weight the poll fairly to get a valid result, or did they call only likely Democrat voters? If the latter, you guys are in serious shit in November.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...


You'll spoil the fun!

This thread alone will generate enough looney conspiracy screeching to be heard across the country if their "poll" isn't proved correct.

"We wuz robbed!" Will be only one of the wails.

The rest will likely be profane and unrepeatable.


4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A tale of two headlines... From DU on October 20th:

"Breaking: Conway leads!"

To quote "elleng", "This is the first poll showing us taking a lead in the race, and as The Washington Post puts it: We’re "surging."

"This weekend we released an aggressive ad going right after Rand Paul. We went on offense, and it's clear our strategy is working."

Fast forward 6 days, post-ad release. Headline from RCP, October 26th:

"Paul Builds Lead After Controversial Conway Ad."

"The PPP poll carried even worse news for Conway, as his deficit has risen to 13 percent from the 7 percent gap he faced in a PPP poll conducted in mid-September."

"Just 15 percent of those who were asked about Conway's ad said that it was appropriate."

This is the textbook definition of FAIL. Understandably, "elleng" has not reappeared on her thread to assure the fools that up is down and black is white.

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's Trog-la-douch?

12:33 AM  

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