Tuesday, October 05, 2010

DUmmies Already Preparing 'Stolen Election' Excuses

We are now exactly four weeks away from the historic Nov. 2 election and the DUmmies are already preparing their excuses in advance for losing. And what is their big excuse? We all know the answer. STOLEN ELECTION. Yes, whenever the Democrats do good in elections, it was conducted fairly. However, when the Democrats lose then it is time for the DUmmies to trot out their all time favorite excuse about a STOLEN ELECTION. This time they aren't even waiting for the election to take place as you can see in this THREAD, "Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now." If their wailing with their favorite excuse has started this early, you just know the post-election DUmmie threads are sure to be a laugh riot. So let us know watch the DUmmies crybaby about the "stolen election" that hasn't even taken place yet in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who has just adjusted the settings on the local Diebold machine, is in the [brackets]:


Citizens: learn about the pre-election polling scam unfolding now

[Then how about NOW standing up and melodramatically revealing your real names like you did when Kerry lost in 2004?]

The foundation is being laid for votecount fraud on election day, to be followed up by Final exit polls that are always "forced" to match the state-reported and House-clerk recorded vote-count on a lying presumption the vote count is correct.

[Naw! It's a lot more FUn to have the exit polls announce a huge Democrat victory like in 2004 and then watching you crybabies when you lose. So much more entertaining.]

In 2008 the consortium of new outlets FOX, AP, CNN et al suppressed the evaluation report of its own contracted exit-pollster that would have revealed -- via 51 unadjusted-state exit polls and three un-forced preliminary-national exit polls -- the truth that Obama won by 13 million more votes than the official recorded 9.5 million margin.

[No. He won by a TRILLION more votes but we only allowed him to win by a normal landslide.]

Obama has warned numerous times that Democracy in America is threatened by the Citizens United Supreme Court decision, by justices nominated by a fraudulent-elected president. That same fraud condoned torture in the name of America, war crimes in an illegal war, and the exposure of an undercover CIA operative. 80,000 New Yorkers signed a petition in 2009 for a ballot initiative to re-investigate 9-11 -- it was stifled by NY right wing trash politics. It's all tied to systemic election fraud, a sure reflection of which is found here for those with eyes to see.

[You really need to include UFOs in your vast conspiracy theory. And now on to your fellow crybaby DUmmies...]

The push is on to steal everything they can steal. Impeach the liars on the SCOTUS!

[Why do you hate Kagan, Sotomayer, Ginsburg, and Breyer?]

The only way it can be countered is if the Democrats ascend on the polls in records numbers like they did with Obama. I think they tried it with Obama but they didn't realize he would get so many votes. They didn't have the totals set up on the machines to overcome his votes. And I also said...I just wonder how big a landslide he would have gotten if he had gotten all the votes that were really cast for him.

[He would have gotten a GAZILLION dead Chicago votes but the EVIL Republicans stole that from him.]

True Vote analysis for Obama: 22 million vote margin (official recorded 9.5m margin is fraudulent)

[True vote margin for Obama: 22 Quadrillion.]

NO! the really really true vote analysis for Obama: 100 million vote margin!!

[And I raise you another 100 BAZILLION!!!]

We won't stand a chance if this isn't fixed.

[We already made a reservation for you at a Walmart Detention Camp.]

Thanks! I'm in Shelby County in Memphis TN - I KNOW we have voter fraud here, and it needs to be exposed. The GOP will do whatever they can to win 2010 and that will include voter fraud. This election should be watched very carefully.

[You may start by watching the lint in your navel very carefully.]

Until investigations and cooperation happen on election fraud AND immediate changes are made regarding the counts, we are doomed except and only if there are such great numbers in favor of the peoples' choice it overcomes their cheating and fraud, like the last 2 times.

[You're DOOMED. So don't even bother to vote on Election Day, November 3.]

I take a picture of every ballot I turn in as a vote. Luckily, Tennessee still has paper ballots where I live. But even if we had digital voting, I would find a way to take a picture of that as well.

[Do you carry those ballot photos around in your wallet or do you frame them for the wall?]

22 Comments:

Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

This is something I predicted months ago. It's a leitmotiv running through almost every DUmmie thread: Democrats never lose elections, they're always stolen by evil Rethuglicans, probably led by KKKarl Rove.

But the real masters of voter fruad are the urban Democrat machines such as Chicago, Newark, New York, Cleveland, Milwaukee, etc.

All the voter fraud here in Milwaukee the past several elcetions has been Democrat shenanigans: phony voter registrations, vote buying, tire slashing and intimidation.

4:41 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

There's a predictable DUmmie chain of dispair in any election year, it's emotional Kabuki:

1) Ohmigod, Repukes will steal the election!
2) Goddam sister jumpin', gun totin' red state retards who voted Republican are to blame for Democrat losses.
3) We need to take to the streets and storm the seats of power!
4) We've got to leave AmeriKKKa, it's not worthy of us DUmmes!
5) Call Pizza Hut, order large pizza with extra sausage, wash it down with a liter of Diet Coke.
6)Sulk in basement. Everything sucks.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous tonto's expanding headband said...

"80,000 New Yorkers signed a petition for a ballot initiative to
re-investigate 9-11--it was stifled by right wing trash politics."


Right, 80,000 out of 8,000,000, New Yorkers demand 9-11 be re-investigated and Dick Chaney be found guilty.

Right again, everyone knows New York City is dominated by right wing politicians.

Idiot.

5:39 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I saw this thread when I checked out that site to see what the Moonbat community was up to and had to quit after that opening salvo of BS because it was so crazy.

TWENTY-TWO MILLION VOTES??? Good Lord, Regan didn't even clean Mondale's clock by that much and neither did LBJ win by that big a landslide. That kind of edge is preposterous...yet this Troglaman-Clone dumbass on DU is utterly convinced The Obamassiah won by a ridiculous margin. He honestly thinks that much of the country wanted The One's War on American Prosperity. The clincher for his Moonbat insanity is that he's pretty much confessed to being a 9/11 Truther.

We have GOT to get these maniacs out of power on Election Day. This nation will not survive Troglaman-Clones like that fool continuing to run the Federal Government like they have since 2009.

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Elrond, I lived in Milwaukee for a short time and I feel your pain. That city and the state are heading for a Michigan-like depression unless they wake up. I think this year might start that process, but if not, I'd think hard about getting out of there first chance you get because that city and the state are on the Highway to Hell.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous 98ZJUSMC said...

It is acknowledged that, at some point in time, an individual or group of individuals reaches the most extreme point of something, given enough time. These retards prove that wrong. They just keep pushing the outside of the retard envelope.

Speaking of retards, what...isn't Trogladyte over his massive one nation socialist camping trip, yet?

They must have made him stay to pick up garbage.

3:58 AM  
Anonymous 98ZJUSMC said...

@Krazy Kat

LMFAO!

Sounds about right!

4:01 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

And the freak is a Troofer to boot. Figures.

8:46 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"We are now exactly four weeks away from the historic Nov. 2 election and the DUmmies are already preparing their excuses in advance for losing. And what is their big excuse? We all know the answer. STOLEN ELECTION." PJinc

Elrond, as predictable as ever, dumbly refutes PJinc - "All the voter fraud here in Milwaukee the past several elcetions has been Democrat shenanigans: phony voter registrations, vote buying, tire slashing and intimidation."

So which is it, meatheads? You can't have it both ways, can you? PJinc says the DUmmies, when they inevitably lose, will blame RepubliDUm's for election fraud. Then elrond chimes in with a declaration that it's the DUmmies who are committing election fraud...sort of miming what PJinc just said the DUmmies would do if they lose.

It's all so pathetic. You cucumbers never make sense. Ever.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It is acknowledged that, at some point in time, an individual or group of individuals reaches the most extreme point of something, given enough time." jarhead

How wise. I'd like to add to jarhead's comment by saying that given time, someone, somewhere will reach a point at which they reach...a point. Anyone understanding Oblio's dilemma get's this.

1:00 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

So you survived that elevator shaft?

8:59 AM  
Blogger Lazarus Long said...

"So which is it, meatheads? You can't have it both ways, can you?"

Well, yes you can, if one is not a pig-ignorant knucklehead like you.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman,

As usual you're deliberately misreading what I've said. I'm not refuting anything said by PJ. I am refuting the DUmmies and their semi-annual "the Republicans are stealing the election" dog and pony show. It's an old political trick: engage in electoral shenanigans and then shout loudly that your opponents are guilty of your own misdeeds. I am saying that, when it comes to election fraud, the Democrats are second to none.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

You've reached your point long ago, troggy, and it's on top of your head.

4:13 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"it's on top of your head." susie

*DING*

1:02 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"It's an old political trick" elrond

What you're talking about hasn't occurred yet...that being the 2010 elections. The Dems aren't screaming election fraud, you're predicting they will because it's an old political trick...like you'd know an "old political trick" even if it propositioned you in the restroom at your nearest Greyhound.

You just make shit up, elrond. Is anyone actually screaming election fraud or are you just imagining they'll do so?

4:30 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

troglaman,

I predict, with the certainty of the rising of the Sun in the east, that the DUmmies will be hollering
"Rethuglican voter fraud" if the Donks lose big in November.

1:58 PM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

EH, I second that commotion.

3:05 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I predict, with the certainty of the rising of the Sun in the east, that the DUmmies will be hollering
"Rethuglican voter fraud" if the Donks lose big in November." elrond

We'll see. I'm going to hold you to this, elrond. Maybe after being proven wrong, you could articulate how your faulty reasoning went awry. I'll look forward to that conversation.

The Dems will hold both houses.

1:01 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

I didn't say that the Republicans
will gain both (or even one) houses.

In fact, if you go into the archives, I predicted the Donks will hold them, albeit with slender margins.

But, win or lose, either way, the
DUmmies will holler "Repuke voter fraud". They can't help themselves, they're little DUmbots, programmed by Skinner.

1:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But, win or lose, either way, the
DUmmies will holler "Repuke voter fraud". They can't help themselves, they're little DUmbots, programmed by Skinner." elrond

We'll see. So if they don't call voter fraud, are you willing to admit you've been 'projecting' all along? What if you howlers start calling voter fraud yourselves? Does that count for anything?

The answer's 'no'. Even if both these things happen, which they might, elrond will ignore the fact that he's wrong (which he always does) and he'll deny that he's been projecting his own little delights all this time even though that's exactly what he's been doing.

Count it, elrond. We'll see what happens.

1:37 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

If the DUmmies don't claim voter fraud (assuming Republican gains)I'll be immensely suprised. They've called it consistently the past ten years, I doubt they'll change now; in DUmmieland, Rethuglicans never win elections, they steal them.

So we'll see.

BTW, if I'm right, will you admit that you've been in denial all this time? You've been in a fog so why not go for denial too.

1:11 PM  

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