Tuesday, September 21, 2010

KOmmies krushed that Feingold's losing!

One of the true-blue heroes of the Looney Left is Sen. Russ Feingold of Wisconsin. He is ADORED in DUmmieland, KOmmieland, and HUffieland, for being no sell-out to those evil DLC "centrists." No, not our Russ! Truly, Feingold has inherited the mantle of "Pugnacious Prog from the Northwoods," once worn by the sainted Paul Wellstone.

Well, guess what? Feingold is LOSING! Yes, you heard me! Our Favorite Russkie is trailing in the polls, even in a poll commissioned by the KOssacks themselves! What's going on here?? Has Wisconsin gone MAD?? Is it a nefarious plot? The KOmmies are BESIDE themselves in utter dismay! It's dire straits in the Dairy State, and you can read about here in this
THREAD, "WI-Sen/WI-Gov: Dems hurting with six weeks to go."

So let us now see the KOmmies in their Diary State, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that tomorrow, September 22, is a significant date in DUmmie FUnnies history and therefore either PJ or I should do something special to mark the occasion, is in the [brackets]:

WI-Sen/WI-Gov: Dems hurting with six weeks to go

[Wha--WHAA??? Not WISCONSIN! How can this BE?? Even the COWS tip left in the Dairy State!]

Public Policy Polling for Daily Kos. U.S. Senate. 9/18-9/19. Likely Voters. MoE 3.8%

Ron Johnson (R) 52
Sen. Russ Feingold (D) 41

[Russ Feingold, tied for first in the pantheon of all-time great senators, losing to a . . . losing to some shmuck named RON JOHNSON??? And by ELEVEN POINTS?? No way!]

An enormous enthusiasm gap, coupled with a Republican nominee fresh from a decisive primary win and unsullied by the primary process, has catapulted Republican nominee Ron Johnson to a double-digit advantage over incumbent Democrat Russ Feingold, according to PPP's poll of the state on behalf of Daily Kos.

[And it's a KOmmieland poll to boot!]

The malaise with Democratic voters in the state is unmistakable. . . .

[Wisconsin is turning into Malaisia.]

If Feingold can make the election about Johnson, he has a chance of resurrecting this race. Clearly, he needs to find some formula for bringing the Democratic base to the polls. . . .

[Usually, that means resurrecting dead voters in Milwaukee.]

Perhaps Johnson will prove himself to be the kind of villain to motivate Democrats into action.

[He's a RACIST! No, wait, even better . . . He's a WITCH! BUUURRRN him!]

Can't Feingold talk about the Wisconsin voter caging scandal, to Johnson's discredit?

[This "caging scandal" is some nefarious plot that these KOoks have cooked up in their own imaginations, a plot by the rethugs and the teabaggers that will suppress voter turnout. Nonsense! We rethuglicans ENCOURAGE all you Democrats to get out there and VOTE on November 3!]

Or can we do a money bomb for Feingold?

[Somebody set up us the bomb!]

What is Feingold's campaign like?

[It's, like, eleven points behind.]

This is such a no-brainer. Feingold is one of our best. . . .

[Call him Russ PUREgold! Why, he's so fine, he should not even HAVE to run any more!]

He's not losing progressives. He's losing independents and Blue Hogs.

[The swine!]

He had a pretty successful Cheesebomb a couple of weeks back.

[PEEE EWWW!!! So THAT'S what I smelled!]

Oh, those are grim numbers for Feingold.

[Grimm's Fairy Tales, is more like it! There MUST be something fishy afoot!]


[WAKE UP! WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP W A K E U PPPPP!!!!!! We CANNOT lose Russ Feingold, or we will all surely DIE!!!]

I gotta send money to Feingold. It would be horrible to lose him.

[Moregold to Feingold--QUICK!]

this is terrible!

[Extreme handwringing!]

How naive can people be?

[It's . . . it's . . . beyond belief! Somebody must have ABDUCTED the Wisconsonites and replaced them with Wyomingans! They're rustling Russ voters out!]

we cannot lose Feingold

[Yes we can!]

We need to mobilize the student vote. They are on the front lines of the important issue of LGBT rights. We need to get the professors at UW-Madison to frankly do their job and educate students on the important issues of the day, namely cap-and-trade, repeal of DOMA/DADT and comprehensive immigration reform. It is up to the professors, they need to do their job in educating the students to get out and vote.

[INDOCTRINATE those skulls full of mush, you professors there at the state university! Madison isn't called "Moscow-on-the-Mendota" for nothing! C'mon, do your job!]

I'd like another rally in downtown Milwaukee to rev up the AA vote. . . .

[Call in Rev. Wright to rev 'em up! Make up some story about the White Man out to get you! That usually works.]

dKos enabling the Republicans?

[Is Head KOmmie Kos a Republican plant? A closet teabagger?]

No way is this an 11 point race.

[Way! But it could be 13 by the end of the week!]

Enabling the Republicans? What would you suggest? Magical thinking?

[Yes, yes! Magical thinking! That's the ticket! La de da de da! Russ is in the lee-ead! Russ is in the lee-ead! Oh, happy thoughts, happy thoughts. . . .]

they are turning against him because he's too liberal.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! There's no such thing as "too" liberal!]

his perceived "self-righteousness" and "priggishness" . . . have become problematic.

[Russ Feingold, the Priggish Prog.]

"It's the Hippies!" "It's the Obamabots!" Can we please put this idiocy aside at least until the election is over.

[No, please, don't stop!]

So,if he`d supported Obama (who`s down in the polls),He`d be up in the polls? I could get into that logic.

[Down is up, up is down, it's a crazy, mixed-up world.]

Give me a break. This is Feingold's doing. He's running ads trying to appeal to teabaggers. . . . He's pissing off the base and that is what is hurting him.

[All your base are belong to us. But remember, no liberal Democrat ever runs AS a liberal Democrat (i.e., socialist) in a statewide or national election. They do want to get elected, you know.]

Mr. PrimaDonna himself.

[Russ Feingold, aka Donna Red.]

He's always been a pain in the ass.

[benburch apparently has some inside knowledge on the senator.]

The Media was a big help in 2008 and here they are a drag.

[C'mon, Big Media, do your job! You were great in '08, but what have you done for us lately? I mean, this "the recession is over" story yesterday is a nice start, but step it up already!]

The numbers are clear. And, as mentioned, it's not just Feingold. You'll begin to notice a pattern. That is, if you're not in denial.

[OK, KOmmie SJerseyIndy, you win today's Kewpie Doll for this Brief Moment of Mental Clarity®! Congratulations!]

it is hard for Democrats to separate themselves from the economy. Since I think the driving factor in this election is the economy, and the economy isn't going to radically improve. . . .

[But wait! I thought the economy had ALREADY improved!! "Summer of Recovery" and all that? The Obama Miracle? I mean, really, I heard it on CNN, for goodness sakes!]

I see very little Feingold presence and a LOT of Republican presence. Many, many Rep ads on tv - VERY little for Dems. I'm losing Obey -- and the district is deep, deep red right now. This area is also very, very white. And Christian. Churchgoers. And aging . . .

[It's all those LUTHERANS! D*MN those Lutherans!]

I sent 10 dollars to his campaign when I heard about this.

[Russ Feingold was only $10 away from winning. But now that this KOmmie has sent in his sawbuck, Russ should have this thing wrapped up and in the bag.]

This is f***ed. F***. Feingold? F***. This is utter bullsh*t. . . . What is wrong with Wisconsin? I used to defend Wisconsin by saying, "well, at least they can elect someone like Feingold." Looks like I'm going to have to start lumping Wisconsin in with Oklahoma. G*DD*MNIT.

["I'm just an Okie from . . . Milwaukee . . ."]


Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

O,how the mighty have fallen!


It's about time.

5:32 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Tears...sweet, delicious tears...

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"....You'll begin to notice a pattern..."

ROFL! That kewpie doll winner was funny this week. Many DUmmies don't seem to realize that people are angry and they're not going to take it anymore. Elections have consequences and the last election has inspired people all over the country to sweep the bums out. Yes indeed, we're starting to see a pattern here, but I guess DUmmies aren't real good at self reflection.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

As a resident of Badger State fan, I look forward to the defeat of Feingold, the phony maverick who has supported every big spending Democrap plan and every crappy Democrap nominee in his eighteen years in the Senate. He's even bamboozled the DUmmies (easily done)into believing he's a progressive stalwart, a man of principle, he's not---he's a fraud.

I look forward to voting for his opponent.

12:41 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"I'm losing Obey...and the district is deep, deep red right now. This area is very white. And Christian. Churchgoers. And Aging."

Democrat Congressman David Obey represents northwestern Wisconsin, he's retiring at the end of this year. Can you imagine the terror this poor Kosite feels? He's losing Obey and he's surrounded by white people! Christian white people!! Churchgoing, Christian white people!!! Aging, churchgoing, Christian white people!!!! The horror. It's the feeling troglaman must get when he enters this blog.

"I'd like another rally in downtown Milwaukee to rev up the AA vote."

Indeed, the Alcoholics Anonymous vote is very powerful in Wisconsin.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Ouch! My first sentence of of 12:41PM should begin "As a resident of the Badger State and a Packer fan..."

3:03 PM  
Anonymous 98ZJUSMC said...

We need to get the professors at UW-Madison to frankly do their job and educate students on the important issues of the day, namely cap-and-trade, repeal of DOMA/DADT.......

Gee, you mean progtarded professors indoctrinate?!?!?!? No shit?

What happened to teaching? Calling Troglodard, calling Troglodard..Report to Madison, immediately!

3:07 PM  

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