"Ooooh...This Is Getting Good...Moooselini Slams Rove..."
Sarah Palin has succeeded in doing something we here at DUmmie FUnnies never thought we would see: She has made the DUmmies side with KKKarl Rove! Yes, Mooselini has dislodged the Great and Powerful Rove as the ultimate bête noire in the mind of the DUmmies. Palin Madness Syndrome (PMS) is the psychosis DU jour in DUmmieland.
Of course, what has brought all this to the surface is the success of Palin-backed Tea Party candidates over their RINO-ish primary opponents, the latest example being Christine O'Donnell's victory in Delaware. Tokyo Rove then dissed O'Donnell as unelectable, Palin fired back, and the DUmmies are sitting back enjoying the show, thinking this augurs well for November.
Well . . . Freudenschade, baby! "Freudenschade" (sic) is the premature elation of the DUmmies, when they pop the cork on the champagne bottles too soon. What the DUmmies are discounting is the enormous voter dissatisfaction with Obama and the Democrats, not to mention their OWN internal conflicts (replace "Rove" with "Rahm") and their own questionable candidates (Alvin Greene, anyone?).
So here we go! The THREAD is called "Ooooh...This Is Getting Good...Moooselini Slams Rove...." The DUmmie comments are in Lipstick-on-a-Donkey Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding all Democrats to get out there and VOTE on November 3, is in the [brackets]:
Ooooh...This Is Getting Good...Moooselini Slams Rove...
[FREUDENSCHADE, BABY! Yes, THIS will make the difference in November!]
Mama Grifter isn't taking kindly to the "Architect"'s comment about her new best friend. . . .
[The Rove Displeasures with New Christine.]
Rove bashed O'Donnell -- and her chances of being elected -- and insisted that she's said a lot of "nutty things." . . . Palin replied: "Well, bless his heart. We love our friends, they're in the machine, the expert politicos. But my message to those who say that the GOP nominee is not electable, or that they're not even going to try, well I say, 'buck up!'"
[Now let's hear from the masters of saying nutty things, the DUmmies . . .]
Karl Rove: Not wackjob conservative enough for today's GOP anymore. Never imagined that.
[Rove OUT, Palin IN! Mooselini and the teabaggers have replaced Chimpy, Cheney, and KKKarl, who are so 2006.]
I never thought that I would see a day when Karl Rove is considered on the side of the sane in the puke party but here we are.
[Watch it, it could be a trick! You never know with the Rove. . . .]
Lordy... so now I'm forced to cheer on Karl Rove? This is INSANITY!
[Right up your alley then!]
We're watching the implosion of their party. This one is far funnier than the one happening in our own party.
[QUIET, SSSHHH!!! You're not supposed to mention the problems in the D party, which are ten times greater!]
did she mean 'f*** off'?
[DUmmie projection: She said, "Buck up," but the DUmmies immediately jump to their own native language.]
KKKarl's real republican party problem... If and when these yahoos show up in the halls of congress, are they going to be nice little boys and girls that sit politely while the Orange Man and the Mitch the Turtle tell them exactly what to do? F*** no. These idiots are ideological terrorists. Nobody's gonna tread on these zealots. They won't cut deals, they won't follow orders, and they will turn congress into a tea bagger whoop de doo complete with angry illiterate signs and fire arms.
[One can hope.]
This could be a replay of the "Gingrich Revolution" on crack. While many are giving the Gnewster credit for the "Class of '94"...few mention it was these same people who threw him under the bus a couple years later (not that the slimy philandering hypocrite didn't deserve it).
[Fortunately, there are no slimy philanderers among the Democrats. . . . Wait, slimy philandering is a PLUS for Democrat voters!]
Suddenly the "professional right" is looking pretty amateurish. So THIS is their A game?
[Two words: Alvin Greene.]
Oh boy! Let's watch The Whore of Babble-on poke the angry tiger with a sharp stick! . . . Lady BlahBlah. . . . the Moosiah. . . . Grifterella.
[Palin Madness Syndrome can be measured by the number of sobriquets in the barbecue.]
Uhmmm. Sarah Palin versus Karl Rove. Sarah should stay out of planes.
That woman isn't Southern!! I evoke my God-given Southern rights to bar her from using the phrase, "Bless his heart." She shall be fined to six years of cooking 20-minute grits. . . .
This is all political theater - they'll be completely united by Election Day. The worm already started turning today!
[No, no, no! Don't spoil our Freudenschade!]
In the end...they all will vote republiCON.
[I can see November from my house! Hee! Hee!]