Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Savoring Target Ryan / Savaging Privatizer Ryan


"Listen, Granny, finish your Kibbles 'n Bits and get your butt outside! Mitt's waiting in the Rolls. We're gonna strap you on top and take you for a little ride. You know that scenic overlook outside of town? Well, let's just say there's a little surprise in store for you there. . . ."

PAUL F'N RYAN??? WTF WAS RMONEY THINKING?? This is GREAT! We've got it in the BAG! No more worries! Dem landslide in November!! FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!!!!!

That was the initial reaction of the DUmmies to the announcement on Saturday. The DUmmies are SAVORING Target Ryan! When they play the MediScare card, they can put HIS face on it. Rmoney, the "Tax cuts for the rich" guy, teaming up with Ryan, the "Throw Granny off a cliff" guy--what could be easier? Piece of cake.

The DUmmies have been Savaging Privatizer Ryan in a multitude of threads, beginning with this THREAD, "Romney picks Paul Ryan as vice presidential running mate."

So let us now see how the R & R team stirs up our DUmmie Ants, in Rant & Rage Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who coincidentally drove by Ryan's hometown of Janseville, Wisconsin, yesterday on the way from St. Louis to vacation here in Door County, is in the [brackets]:

Romney picks Paul Ryan as vice presidential running mate

[YOU'RE F'N KIDDIN' ME!! RYAN?? SWEEEEET!!!!!]

My first thoughts are varied. . . .

[Varied, as in, from JOY to DELIGHT to WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!]

Scared because it does energize the Republican base. . . . Scared because that scary guy would get into the W.H. if Romney wins.

[Wait, quiet! You're not supposed to say that!]

Ryan is a target rich environment.

[THAT'S more like it! Savoring Target Ryan!]

This is Beautiful.. Obama is a Lock Now

[A lock and a half! No need to campaign any further! Freudenschade, baby!]

Paul Ryan is the exact arsehole Obama/Biden have been hoping for. He's hideous.. more so than even Rmoney himself.

[Yes, it should be EASY PICKIN'S when Uncle Joe takes on Arsehole Ryan in a debate, right? Hardscrabble Joe will make MINCEMEAT of him, right? Can't wait to see it! Hee! Hee!]

Ryan wants to end Medicare!

[MediScare! Oooh, scary!!!]

BUT...I think Ryan's plan would leave Medicare as it is for those over a certain age, so they'd be safe.

[Well, snap! Can't let that fact get out there!]

GAME ON. Romney just put ALL their cards on the table. . . .

[And here are the cards in the DEMOCRATS' hand. They're always the same:
Granny's going over the cliff.
The rich aren't paying their fair share.
Coat hangers and contraceptives.
Theocracy.
The race card.
We Democrats will give you stuff for FREE!]

Rmoney thinks he can make hay w/ the deficit/debt hysteria.. that's one reason he picked meat cleaver-wielding Ryan.

[DUmmie Iggy, aren't you being a little hard on the Cleaver?]

yes it would seem like an easy win for the Obama ticket but remember Walker was elected twice..something Democrats did not expect and perhaps thought the recall would have been an easy victory too.

[Total Non-Recall. But, but, that was Wisconsin. Who cares what hap-- Wait a minute. Wisconsin is one of those "swing states," isn't it? You know, the ones Obama NEEDS?]

OMG. Rmoney really IS that stupid!!!! This should pretty much do it for Rmoney. If people think Rmoney is going to pick up more voters by selecting a candidate that supports trashing Medicare, think again. I can't wait to see the numbers drop.

[Yes, and just because the numbers have NOT dropped, and in fact they're going UP, and Romney and Ryan are drawing HUGH crowds--well, they've GOTTA drop! They've just GOTTA!!]

Rmoney is TOAST

[Obama can COAST!]

There goes Medicare! The press tried so hard to ignore Paul Ryan's two attempts to murder Medicare. . . . Now, Death to Medicare is going to be the official GOP policy.

[Die, Granny, die!]

First mate on the Titanic.

[Aw jeez, not  this ship again!]

Go Bama! 4 More Years!

[4 More Trillion Dollars in Debt!]

The numbnuts running Romney’s campaign have no earthly clue about the sh*tstorm they just triggered.

[A Perfect Romneyan Sh*tstorm. This will make life EASY for Team Obama! Heck, the President can just take some time off and go play golf! Wait, isn't that what he does anyway??]

Rachel was on MTP this morning. She said a Democratic consultant told her the if Ryan was the pick the campaign would invest in a margarita machine and party down 'til November.

[See? There ya go! Rachel Madcow said it! Margaritas and PAR-TEEE!!!]

I suspect that Obama's juggernaut will be overwhelming.

[The Obama Jug-Ear-Naut will CRUSH the Rethuglicans!]

You know the more I'm reading today and seeing Romney Ryan the more nervous I become.

[Naah, no worries, bro! Hakuna matata! We've got this thing in the bag! Rest easy, my friend!]

Something just doesn't feel right. Am I crazy?
[Yes, but that's beside the point.]

Ryan did not surprise me whatsoever. the media (ok I am media) most of the media can pretend to be surprised, but Ryan meets the ground of exactly where the GOP wants to go.

[Know-it-all Nadin Brzezinski is NOT surprised. Oh, and she is media, she'll have you know.]

so, since you are media...are you pretending to be surprised? But you're actually NOT surprised? I'm confused.

[Nadin has that effect on people. But anyway, let's get back to the point at hand, i.e., Ryan, and how Obama's got this thing sewn up now . . .]

By October 1, we're going to be talking about the coming landslide.

[But which way will the land be sliding?]

the Koch BRothers. . . .

[Ah, the fabulously wealthy and evil Koch Brothers! I was wondering when somebody would mention them. They're from Wisconsin, you know, and Ryan is one of their boys. Ryan is Kochy. Even so, the DUmmies are cocky.]

I'm actually very concerned about how we respond to the Romney/Ryan ticket.

[Oh no. Not another Nervous Nelly.]

I mean, do we celebrate with champagne? Beer--and if so, micro or macro? . . . Paul Ryan! What the holy f***?

[Ha! That's more like it! You had me going there for a moment! Yes, let's crack open those champagne bottles, people! We're home free!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!]

 


Looking forward to seeing an Obama win this November.  Most Canadians are.

[I predict Obama will CARRY Canada, in a LANDSLIDE!]

umm..RMoney/Ryan on 60 minutes. they are hitting a home run. Ryan sounds good...he is scary good.

[umm. . er. . . . hummina, hummina . . . uh, well, you're just a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! We can't HEEEAR you!!! LA LA LA LA . . . .]

This is going to be a tough fight.
[Nonsense! Posh! Cake walk! Landslide! Take life easy! Relax!]

I think Biden can take him.

[Biden vs. Ryan? OK, pardon me while I envision that spectacle. . . . BWAHAHAHAHA!! OH HAHAHAHAHA!!! OH PLEASE! I CAN'T BREATHE!! HAHAHAHAHA. . . .]

23 Comments:

Anonymous Liptonius said...

Ryan is a good choice on many levels.

The budget, the economy, the LACK of a dem budget, the ability to speak without a teleprompter, the whole Wisconsin-thing, etc.

Romney also left all of the Republican Senators in place, instead of poaching one for veep, which may turn out to me very important.

It's hard to find a downside.

Now, if Mitt can do some hard-core motivating...

5:01 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Ryan sounds good...he is scary good.


Well, a little clarity there and you idiots have Mumblin' Joe batting clean-up, huh?

Heh, heh, heh.....

Give us a heads up when he has his 57 states memorized.

6:50 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Even I was concerned about Ryan leaving Congress to be VP. But now he'll have more access to both Congress & the Senate. The only thing that may brow-beat him is the "I have a shit-load more clout than you" senators. But somehow I don't thinks he gives a fucking shit about that. I truly believes he's in it for the USA. And I like that a lot.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman The Guttersnipe will REALLY start power-slamming his head up his ass now...

11:20 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Corona -

I for one want to see Ryan actually do the job of Vice President, i.e., preside over the Senate and force a lot of the actions to take place that Hapless Harry Reid has been working so hard to not let votes be taken on and actually force filibusters to happen instead of this recent "60 votes stops the discussion" BS.

11:23 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"The DUmmies have been Savaging Privatizer Ryan in a multitude of threads..." PJinc

Really? How amazing! Don't let anyone accuse you of pointing out the obvious, PJinc.

So what is it that the DUmmies are saying about Ryan that isn't true?

He wants to issue seniors vouchers worth around $6000 a year to buy health insurance. Everything above and beyond that is up to them. No more Medicare.

He wants to privatize Social Security. In other words, he wants to turn the money over to Wall Street...a private account for each and every one of us. Great idea!

He believes that even women impregnated by rapists or their fathers shouldn't have an opportunity to get an abortion.

He's a Randian and, surprisingly, a Catholic to boot...even though Rand was an atheist. Cognitive dissonance be damned! There's nothing going on here.

So they keep on saying that their plan won't effect anyone 55 or older. But they don't say how this will effect anyone 55 and younger. Have you noticed that? Could anyone here spell that out? No.

Maybe one of you Einsteins could step forward and explain what will happen to those 55 and younger who've taken deductions for medicare and social security for their whole adult lives.

I've said this a million times...medicare and social security are NOT entitlements. Why? Because every paycheck you and I have ever had has illuminated our medicare and social security deductions...usually in the left-hand quarter. This is our money they're fucking with. It is NOT an entitlement except to you lemmings.

You stupid fuckers want to give this shit away. I don't. And if you don't think Romney/Ryan won't do this to everyone under 55 a hundred days into their administration, you're a fucking moron. The mittwit has already promised he would just so.

This is what you want to happen. All that money you've poured into medicare and social security should just go away.

Go fuck yourselves you stupid shits.

12:59 AM  
Anonymous Kirk Johnson said...

<< Maybe one of you Einsteins could step forward and explain what will happen to those 55 and younger who've taken deductions for medicare and social security for their whole adult lives. >>

Either we fix the problems now (when it's merely uncomfortable), or we fix them in the future when they collapse under their own mismanagement. Either way, the free ride is over.

1:08 AM  
Anonymous Foxx said...

Troggie dear, in your stupidity, your already answered your own questions about what they do with the 55 and younger crowd. Please go back and read your comments over again till you gain enlightenment.

Please scream afterwards.

1:19 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Senile Sunshine said:

Nothing of consequence.

Gramps is so concerned about his grandkids that he'll leave instructions in his will on who to blame when there is nothing left and all the Unicorns have stopped farting rainbows. Yeah! That fixes everything.

Oh, hey.....Erskine Bowles (Democrat, Clinton COS, Obama mumbly-peg committee) calls Ryans' plan serious and sensible. Why don't you ask him when the purple microdot flashback subsides?

I see you have all the dAiLyKoOk and (D)Ullard talking points all lined out. Hey, that's great. Super. Cut and Paste is working.

Too bad they're wrong, but that won't stop the wheezing Geriatric from spewing more gibberish.

Do carry on and try not to poop your pants hackin off the bong hits. Your caregiver won't like that.

1:42 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

He's a Randian and, surprisingly, a Catholic to boot...even though Rand was an atheist. Cognitive dissonance be damned!

So? WTF does atheism have to do with economics. One thing we Catholics take as truth is that, stupidity is not a virtue. You, seem to think it is a lifetime pursuit.

Well, you have succeeded.

1:48 AM  
Anonymous Skully said...

Ryan will clean the floor with Biden in their debate.

It will be like Einstein debating Shemp Howard.

6:34 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

The only way Biden could look brilliant in a debate is if he were debating Troglafuck.

11:44 AM  
Anonymous Stix said...

troglaman

Go pound sand you ignorant FUCK

12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You stupid fuckers want to give this shit away...you're a fucking moron...Go fuck yourselves, you stupid shits."

Uh-oh! Troglaman's got his undies in a bundle. Could be bad acid or the realization he supports a pair of losers.

He sounds like a crazy old man standing on a corner in downtown Seattle ranting about socialism.

5:17 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Oh noes!! Here's Erskine Bowles spanking one of Gramps' other memes:

http://tinyurl.com/8j9xuw7

ERSKINE BOWLES: BARACK OBAMA SCUTTLED THE DEFICIT COMMISSION'S WORK, NOT PAUL RYAN

With Video Gramps so, you can stop moving your lips.

Sorry about your acid bad luck...

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Hey Stix...

Good idea but sadly not doable.

Troglaman can't go pound sand because his head is always in the way.

As far as Troglaman being an ignorant fuck, true, although based on insanely ludicrous howling mad rants he's posted on here, that might be insulting to ignorant fucks.

10:15 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Either way, the free ride is over." kirk

Have you not been paying into Medicare and Social Security forever? Would you like me to find the stats about the vast majority of Medicare users and Social Security users who've paid into the system their whole lives as well? Because once I do that, you become an idiot. Consider it done.

It's not a free ride, you stupid shit. You've paid for it your whole working life. The fact that you consider these payment investments as constituting a 'free ride' can only mean you have the intelligence of a piece of driftwood. A monkey. Seaweed. Mushroom compost (any gardeners out there would recognized 'mushroom compost' as the smartest boy in the room).

A free ride for who, kirk? Who is this imaginary free ride being given to? Be careful.

12:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But troggy I had to pay into SS & mediscam at the point of a gun!!
If I had the money that I waisted on the programs. I would have invested them differently, and been much better off.

9:16 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

[i]Have you not been paying into Medicare and Social Security forever? Would you like me to find the stats about the vast majority of Medicare users and Social Security users who've paid into the system their whole lives as well? Because once I do that, you become an idiot. Consider it done.[/i]

Derpa, derpa, derp derp.....

[i] I had to pay into SS & mediscam at the point of a gun!![/i]

That's right, Gramps. We all have been paying our entire working lives into a system that was promised to be guaranteed to us in retirement. Then, your wonderful Dem overlords decided to put it into the General Fund (LBJ) and then play accounting tricks to use it to falsify a balanced budget (Clintoon).

Medicare. Who took over $700 billion out of Medicare? It wasn't Ryan.

Put down the hallucinogens. Your overlords have been playing games with the public trust for over 40 years. Yet, you want more.

You see, we're not idiots because we had sneaking suspicion, years ago, that Social Security would be in deep trouble. Which, BTW, the Pelosi/Reid cabal was just telling us a few years ago was securely funded out to what was it? 2040?

LMMFAO.

No, some of us planned for that eventuality.

Now, it an acknowledged fact that SS is going to be operating on IOU's (against the IOU's the Democrats and RINOs have been taking out on it for years) possibly as soon as 2014. Ignoring reality isn't going to fix it, but feel to continue if you must.

Raising taxes is a collection of if's, maybe's, possibly's and not likely's.

Spending cuts are real.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Raising taxes is a collection of if's, maybe's, possibly's and not likely's." jarhead

No it's not. It's a question of revenue. There's no 'if' or 'possibly' or 'maybe' or 'likely'. If the 1% are at 35% or so, like the rest of us, it means trillions in revenue.

You're an idiot.

2:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"..it means trillions in revenue."

Bullshit. You don't have a clue you imbecile parrot.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Trog said...

"..it means trillions in revenue." (trog). Bullshit. You don't have a clue you imbecile parrot." troglANON

Wrong.

11:56 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

FOAD Troglafuck you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad.

3:17 AM  

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