DUmmies rip Romney: Mr. Bain Goes to the London Olympics
The London Olympics have now begun. And for the judges scoring in DUmmieland, the biggest loser so far has been Mitt Romney. The DUmp is replete with thread after thread ridiculing the Ugly Rethuglican for his series of gaffes insulting and offending the Brits. And they think this is the biggest deal since the War of 1812.
What the DUmmies don't realize is that a) these supposed "gaffes" are way overblown, just a case of mittpicking, much ado about nothing, b) almost no one in America knows or cares what he said, and c) most normal Americans don't care what the socialist Euroweenies think of us.
So here is the biggest, most horriblest "gaffe" that Romney committed. In an interview for American TV, Brian Williams of NBC asked Romney--who has successfully run an Olympics--this question: "In the short time you've been here in London, do they look ready for the Olympics to your experienced eye?" Now keep in mind, the Brits themselves have expressed some concerns about the preparations, the security, etc. So here is Romney's reply: "You know, it's hard to know just how well it will turn out. There are a few things that were disconcerting, the stories about the private security firm not having enough people, the supposed strike of the immigration and customs officials. That obviously is not something which is encouraging."
SHOCKING! HORRIBLE! THE MOTHER OF ALL GAFFES! UNFORGIVABLE! THIS WILL COST HIM THE ELECTION FOR SURE!!!
Or maybe not.
We'll sample from a bunch of the dozens of threads now dominating DUmmieland, beginning with this THREAD,"#RomneyShambles now trending on Twitter."
So let us now light the Comedic Torch and LET THE GAMES BEGIN, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest corrsepondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping Romney will stay on dressage, is in the [brackets]:
#RomneyShambles now trending on Twitter
[#DUmmieScramble now venting on Mittster]
The mayor of London is apparently making fun of Mitt Romney right now. . . . Can this get any worse for Romney?
[I predict Obama will CARRY London in a landslide!]
"There's guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know if we are ready. Are we ready? Yes we are!" — London Mayor Boris Johnson to a raucous crowd in London's Hyde Park after the arrival of the Olympic flame.
[OUCH! Boris has cut Mitt to the quick! I'm sure Boris's barb will cost Romney the election!]
Mitt the twit!
[Pick the nit!]
His trip is an unmitigated disaster so far.
[Unmittigated.]
Mittens didn't go to the UK to get votes. He went there to get money. He will call the trip a success--and by his standards, it will be a success. He will get the cash. The vast majority in the United States won't hear what Mittens did in the UK. The vast majority won't care what Mittens did in the UK.
[DUmmie RickFromMN, you have just won the Gold Kewpie Doll in the Mental Clarity Hurdles! Congratulations! We will now play the Minnesota national anthem. . . .]
BWHAHAHAHA: Daily Mail Political Editor James Chapman - ‘WORSE THAN SARAH PALIN’ ‘TOTAL CAR CRASH’
[BWHAHAHAHA: Nobody in America cares what Daily Mail Political Editor James Chapman thinks!]
The comparisons with Romney's trip to Europe and Obama's visit at almost exactly the same stage in the electoral cycle four years ago are almost too embarrassing to mention. Obama wooed a quarter of a million people in Berlin while Romney was mocked by the British prime minister.
["CBS News is now prepared to call Europe for Obama! Let me repeat: CBS News is now calling Europe for Obama! All--how many electoral votes does Europe get again? Well, anyhow, they all go to Obama. . . ."]
Mitt Romney is our Mr. Bean.
[He's our Mr. Bain.]
Am I the ONLY one who thinks Romney is *deliberately* making gaffes overseas to appeal to the Republican/Teabagger base? . . . While we sane people are laughing at Mitt Romney, the nationalists/Teabagger brigade absolutely LOVE the fact that Mitt's giving it to those SOCIALISTS!!
[I don't know about *deliberately* making gaffes, and they're not much as far as "gaffes" go--they're certainly not in Biden's class--but you are on to something: Most Americans don't care what the socialist Euroweenies think.]
Mitt has turned the "Ugly American" into an art form.
[He's the Ugly Rethuglican.]
blowback from the Brits means nothing-- they don't vote here and hardly anyone who does will remember in November. . . .
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Do you remember Obama's speech as candidate in Berlin? Throngs of adoring people chanting his name. . . .
[And Obama carries BERLIN!!]
I just peeked into freeperville - and they are swooning with delight.
[Lousy Freeper Swoonbats!]
Let's face it: Romney went all "Pip, Pip, Tally-ho!" on the UK and they ain't buyin' it.
[Let's face it: Obama is going all "Dip, Dip, Rally-no!" on the US and we ain't buyin' it.]
Mitt put the "Dip" in "Diplomacy"
[Barry put the "Dip" in "Economy."]
he'll pull a "Let them eat cake." in France.
[At least it won't be a "Let them eat peas" in America.]
In spite of his every screw up, lie and inability to be anything close to a human being...How many voters will pick Romney merely because he's the rich white guy?
It's more about Obama being a black man than Mitt being white. By all reasonable standards of fact, abilities, likability,successes, and morality Obama should be at least 30 points ahead of Mitt. . . .
["Successes"? "SUCCESSES"?? Your guy Obama is going for the gold medal in the Debtathlon! He's going for the gold in Barack & Failed!]
Schadenfreude is a delicious thing.
[That's "Freudenschade" to you DUmmies! Freudenschade, baby! Check back with me on that in November!]
posted by PJ-Comix at 9:00 PM
22 Comments:
Kinda funny when they had their little NHS (knew it was coming) part.
Who appeared floating down from the skies?
Mary Poppins.
If that doesn't tell you the real deal, nothing will.
It's more about Obama being a black man than Mitt being white.
No mongoloid, it's about your Lightbringer being a fascist retard, who repeats things he heard at 4:00AM in a bong-smoke filled dorm room.
I sure am glad that, most of you, will not have kids that escape abortion.
Am I the ONLY one who thinks Romney is *deliberately* making gaffes overseas to appeal to the Republican/Teabagger base? . . . While we sane people are laughing at Mitt Romney, the nationalists/Teabagger brigade absolutely LOVE the fact that Mitt's giving it to those SOCIALISTS!! - - A Moonbat on DU
No...Troglaman The Guttersnipe likely thinks the same thing as he's power-slamming his head up ass like a piston in-between gulps of EVERCLEAR.
[Barry put the "Dip" in "Economy."]
I missed that first go-around.
LMMFAO.
What "gaffe"?
Isn't it amazing: Romney points out the very same concerns the British government and press, and CNN pointed out about security, and Romney has committed a gaffe. You DUmbasses really need to get a life.
True, anon...
And, having actually RUN an Olympics, as well as businesses and gevernment, he IS ACTUALLY QUALIFIED TO COMMENT!
Oh, btw, Romney was right.
http://m.timesofindia.com/sports/london-olympics-2012/news/Mystery-woman-identified-Indian-contingent-still-clueless/articleshow/15255070.cms
You my son are a fat American cretin. Shame you are such a tosser. Why not let someone else have a breakfast rather than eat two yourself? Lard arse.
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You my son are a fat American cretin. Shame you are such a tosser. Why not let someone else have a breakfast rather than eat two yourself? Lard arse.
5:04 PM
Is that YOU, Troglafuck? Sounds like you...
"What the DUmmies don't realize is that a) these supposed gaffes..." PJinc
Supposed gaffes? Here's the Mayor of London...
"Johnson told the estimated 60,000-person crowd, who had gathered to mark the end of the Olympic Torch relay.... "I heard there's a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we're ready. Are we ready? Yes we are!"
Did THAT have ANYTHING to do with what the mittwit ACTUALLY SAID? Of course not!
How about this from the Prime Minister?
"British Prime Minster David Cameron fired back with a shot at Salt Lake City saying: "We are holding an Olympic Games in one of the busiest, most active, bustling cities anywhere in the world. Of course it’s easier if you hold an Olympic Games in the middle of nowhere."
That response couldn't have ANYTHING to do with what the mittwit actually said could it? Of course not!
I have a hard enough time wrapping my brain around a 'gaffe' let alone a 'supposed gaffe'. But judging by the above evidence, the mighty trog would have to go with 'the gaffe'...as opposed to the 'supposed gaffe'.
But let's move on. I had a brilliant idea the other day (while watching the opening ceremonies)...Olympiad Rapturia.
I know...it takes a while to sink in. So let me repeat myself...OLYMPIAD RAPTURIA!
This is money, motherfuckers. HBO would go for this in a New York minute.
I see you finally gulped down enough rotgut whiskey to come here and prove again you're the stupidest person on this blog didn't you Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.
here are 10 examples of Obama's British gaffes
1. The Toast:
President completely bungles a toast to Queen Elizabeth:
The screwup: At this point, the band launched into “God Save the Queen” — but Obama continued speaking over the music: “. . . for the vitality of the special relationship between our peoples, and in the words of Shakespeare, ‘To this blessed plot, this Earth, this realm, this England.’ To the Queen.” She gave him a look, he set down his glass, and then stood motionless until the music stopped. Then everyone picked up their glasses. Oops.
2. The iPod:
President Inspector Clouseau gifts Queen Elizabeth with an iPod loaded with videos and photos of…himself:
3. The Incompatible DVDs:
President Inspector Clouseau gifts Prime Minister Gordon Brown with a cheap box-set of DVDs incompatible with British DVD players:
Because all he got was a set of DVDs. Barack Obama, the leader of the world's richest country, gave the Prime Minister a box set of 25 classic American films - a gift about as exciting as a pair of socks.
4. The Hug:
Touching the Queen is as big a no-no at Buckingham Palace as sincere patriotism is at the Obama White House:
Within minutes of their first encounter at Buckingham Palace yesterday, America's first lady broke royal protocol by doing the unthinkable: she gave the Queen a hug.
5. The Throwing of Churchill Out of the Oval Office:
Thanks to some dogged (and very entertaining) reporting from ABC's Jake Tapper, we've finally gotten to the bottom of the Obama White House's lies surrounding Churchill Bust-Gate. But the bottom line is that this remains 100% true:
6. The Kitchen Meeting:
"The Special Relationship" hits bottom as Obama makes the British Prime Minister chase him around America like a scorned school girl:
7. The, uhm, Special Relationship?
The gratuitous words of a State Department official in May 2009 were particularly harmful. “There’s nothing special about Britain,” the official said. “You’re just the same as the other 190 countries in the world. You shouldn’t expect special treatment.”
8. The, uhm Special Relationship? - Part Deux:
. At a White House photo opportunity with French President Nicolas Sarkozy today … President Obama had this to say:
“We don’t have a stronger friend and stronger ally than Nicolas Sarkozy, and the French people.”
9. The Old Obama's-Too-Tired-To-Treat-The-British-PM-With-Respect Ploy:
It was March of 2009 and the President was exhausted from putting together the policies that would ensure our economy would never-ever-ever-ever recover.
10. The Compromising of British Intelligence:
The White House leaking national security secrets to make the President look good?
An alleged intelligence leak regarding a covert operation that thwarted an "underwear bomb" plot last week is now creating distrust and ill feelings within the U.S. intelligence community and has led to increased talk about intelligence leaks at the highest levels of government, according to terrorism experts on Friday.
Former Central Intelligence Agency officers are openly blaming President Barack Obama, his administration, and possibly his campaign committee for undermining national security and compromising the British domestic and foreign intelligence agencies, MI5 and MI6, for political reasons, according to a U.S. counterterrorism source who contacted the Law Enforcement Examiner on Friday and requested anonymity.
There was no "gaffe", troggy the fascist moron.
Romney was right.
FOAD Troglafuck you racist fascist moronic lying fuckwad.
Nice job, troglANON. I'm not kidding.
It seems to me that one measure of a gaffe is how offended the gaffee is. I notice that you don't mention anything about the Brits being offended by Obama's many blunders. You were offended, of course. And your ilk. But England didn't seem to mind so much.
I can honestly say that when I read mittwit's comments about the London Olympics, I thought it just another dunderheaded disconnect. He does it nearly every day. The Brits, on the other hand, didn't see it that way.
There's your gaffe right there.
It doesn't matter what you or I think, troglANON. He wasn't talking to us. He was talking to England. London. What he said pissed them off.
Is this not a fact?
As to the leaks, you're full of shit, dittohead. God. Tune into a metal station or something fucking else, you deep-fried dimwit.
My inner homo suggests Dan Fogelberg...Wham...Yes...and David Bowie.
And I, troglaman, regretfully agree with the little bitch. Sorry.
There was no "gaffe", you fascist moron.
Romney was right.
http://m.timesofindia.com/sports/london-olympics-2012/news/Mystery-woman-identified-Indian-contingent-still-clueless/articleshow/15255070.cms
But of course your too much of an idiot to follow a link, you reactionary asshole.
The drool never dries on your chin, does it, trogtartd?
I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.
Me know Romney am idiot because me say so and me am brilliant. If you not think like I, you am racist.
Me know me personal god, Obamassiah, is creating utopia paradise. If you think not, you am racist.
Me know anyone who say my god leak secrets am liar because me am genius and not need anything say me not genius.
Me know you am all racist fools because all me have to do is say so because me am so brilliant and you am such racist stupid.
I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.
I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.
Watching TROGLAMAN, the sick perverted clone of William Rivers Pitt, power-slam his head up his like a jackhammer at multiple-Mach speed while howling like a rabid mad dog in a blind rage of the refusal of people on the DUmmie FUnnies Blog to accept his fantasy brilliance over reality.
You sorry sick perverted dumbass...when reality finally gets to you, it's gonna bitch-slap you so hard, Guttersnipe, you'll wake up in the middle of next year.
"Romney was right." TANSTAAFL
"The young lady in red shirt and blue trouser was seen leading the Indian contingent in the march past alongside Beijing Games bronze medallist Sushil Kumar and her unwanted presence has not gone down well with the Indians, who had no clue as to who she was."
This is what TANSTAAFL offers up as proof the mittwit was right after all.
Sure.
"Sure." -troglaman
There now, was that so hard? Accepting TANSTAAFL was right and you were wrong is very big of you.
Congratulations, you're making progress.
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