Thursday, August 09, 2012

DUmmie dares to suggest Obama could LOSE!



I'll give DUmmie cali credit for this: She has the courage to suggest to the DUmmies that their beloved Obamassiah could LOSE! Unthinkable! But that's what DUmmie cali says here in this THREAD, "Romney stands a good chance of being elected President."

So let us now watch the Reality-Based Community® grapple with a dose of same, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, noting that this time Obama is not even bothering to compete here in Missouri, is in the [Barackets]:

Romney stands a good chance of being elected President

[There, she said it. Please proceed, DUmmie cali . . .]

It seems like the majority of posts on this subject endorse the idea that Romney doesn't stand a chance. He does.

[HERETIC!]

Why? The reasons are numerous:

[The reasons are humorous: 1) Obama. 2) Obama. 3) Obama. 4) Obama. 5) Obama. 6) Obama. . . .]

1) Money, money, money. The big PACs and the rMoney campaign itself haven't even begun really spending the vast wads of cash that they're sitting on.

[1) Money, money, money. Obama has been wasting, wasting, wasting it, and we don't have enough, enough, enough of it.]

2) The economy. It sucks and lots of voters don't stick with what they've got under poor economic conditions. They'll vote for change. Any change at all.

[Hope and change, baby! What goes round, comes round! Hee! Hee!]

3) Obama is black. . . .

[When in doubt, play the race card. Please continue with that thought . . .]

and there are voters who cast their ballot for him last time around, who'll say to themselves "I gave the black guy a chance and it didn't work out, I'm going back to the white guy who knows all about business. I'm not a racist because I voted for Obama last time around".

[Translation: Voters who were white-guilted and Bush-bashed into voting for Obozo last time are having a serious case of buyer's remorse.]

4) Obama is black and the racists (there are a lot of them) hate that he's president.

[Two race cards in a row! Is that like a royal flush or something?]

5) The MSM will continue letting rMoney get away with all kinds of sh*t.

[The same MSM that did no investigation whatsoever into Obambi's background and still treats him with kid gloves?? The same MSM that took a mild pre-Olympic comment by Romney and made it into a huge "gaffe" and deemed his foreign trip a "disaster"?? Which universe are you watching??]

6) The electorate is persuadable and as a whole, not informed. And stupid.

[Well, Obama DID get elected, so you may have a point.]

Romney can win this thing. And that's even without taking into account that republicans can steal it if it's close.

[If all else fails, there's always the Diabolical Diebold card. . . . OK, so DUmmie cali has stirred the pot. Let's see how the DUmmies respond . . .]

The black man you know or the Mormon you dislike and distrust? Tough choice.

[How about the incompetent idiot socialist who's destroying the country or . . . anybody else? Easy choice.]

the Tea Baggers, the 'wingers', and such . . . too many of them have made it all the way to Office, but with luck we can start tossing they back out with this election. Let's start by electing Elizabeth Warren.

[Elect the Faux Squaw? Ugh! How?]

Bumper Sticker I Saw: "I'd Rather Vote for the MORMON Than for the MORON." To eliminate any doubt of who the "moron" is (and, yes, they spelled it correctly), they put an Obama symbol inside the "O" of "Obama."

[Hey, cool! Where can I get one of those?]







it appears the other side has adopted the same approach to Obama that our side took in 2004 to GWBush: "I'd rather vote for a ham sandwich than "

[Bam vs. ham? I'll go with the ham.]

In any case, we know what the rhetoric will be from the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, we do. Here it is, in brief . . .
1) Evil rich white guys need to pay their fair share. Romney is an evil rich white guy.
2) Barack, Michelle, Malia, and Sasha--and Bo!--are the Huxtables of Pennsylvania Ave.
3) Granny will be eating dog food.
4) Coat hangers and contraceptives.
5) FREE STUFF! FREE STUDENT LOANS!
6) Barack took out bin Laden!]

I've been watching all the electoral map predictions, I can't see Romney getting 270.

[I can't either. More like 290.]

In 2008 I saw people randomly start chanting "yes we can" in the streets. I have seen no such a thing recently.

[Now they're chanting, "WHAT were we THINKING??"]

of course, one would have to be an utter fool not to understand that Romney has very good chance

[Thus the denial in DUmmieland.]

The posts you read here are meaningless. DU is not representative of the American electorate or the Democratic party.

[DU is not representative of the American electorate, I'll grant you that.]

I have a son at University of Colorado and enthusiasm for Obama is gone among many of those young folks who ardently went out and voted for him four years ago.
[Now they realize they are going to have to ardently go out and find a job.]

The economy is worse than most people here at DU think. . . .

[But wait! I thought this was like Recovery Summer 3.0 or something??]

these unemployment numbers are bogus; the GDP numbers are anemic and bogus. . . .

[The whole thing's B.O.gus!]

it is sad to say that Pres. Obama has been too conciliatory, too "no drama". . . .

["No Drama" Obama needs to get TOUGH and do something DRAMATIC--say, accuse Romney of killing somebody's wife! Yeah, that's the ticket!]

Assuming a good GOTV organization from the Obama campaign and the Democrats. . . .

[Yes, you Democrats! Be sure to get out there and GET OUT THE VOTE on November 7th!]

Pres. Obama's best bet to take a good lead over Rmoney will be to propose a real, big, dramatic policy idea at the DNC. . . .

[FREE MONEY FOR EVERYONE! Except evil rich white guys, of course.]

If you elect Romney, I'll no longer argue with fellow Canucks who say you Yanks are stupid.

[Listen, DUmmie Canadian 2, if Obama loses, you guys can have him up there. Hey, he may be a native-born Canadian, for all we know.]







Rmoney is up Rio de Caca without a paddle.

[Obama is heading Ova de Cliff without a brake pedal.]


You know what's funny?

[DUmmies.]

In 2008, Obama Won Ohio by something like 107,000 votes. that's not much of a margin.






there's numerous disillusioned young voters out there who actually bought into O's "hope and change" meme... OK, where's the change? too many college grads with no career prospects.. moving back home with mom and dad... these voters are not going to show up on election day. when your margin of victory in a state like OH is only 107,000 votes... you have to have _everyone_ show up who voted for you last time. . . . the democratic meme "we need twenty years to fix the problem" is not cutting it for people who can't find employment. the view of many is this POTUS has been in office for four years, and we're still at 8.3-8.4% UNemployment. that's the kiss of death for incumbents.

[But for you, DUmmie Iggy, it is the Kewpie of Doll! Congratulations!]

confident Obama will win. Just feeling it in my bones!

[Is it kind of like a thrill up your leg?]

I wish I were as confident as some that it's a shoe-in.

[It could be a boot-out.]

Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.

[Romney Hood and his Meany Men, those arch-conservatives, sher wood stop at notting.]

Obama is competent and. . . .

[Wait a minute. Stop for a moment. . . . HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! . . . OK, now continue . . .]

Obama is honest. . . .

[YOU LIE!]

This Country truly has some foolish voters.

[Two words: President Obama.]

- - - - - - - - - -

UPDATE:

Romneyhood. He's got strong support from the hateful, bigoted, greedy bunch.

Which inspires this now from yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the music link and sing along!


THE GREEDY BUNCH™
Tune: "The Brady Bunch"


They're the wealthy who oppress the needy
And are finding ways to hide their tax returns
All of them were heirs of gold from their fathers
Their money they don't earn


There's Mitt Romney with his eyes so beady
Who was busy taking fortunes for his own
He would kill dogs and the wives of workers
That's how his wealth had grown


Till the one day when Mitt Romney met those fellows
And they knew from all the numbers they would crunch
That this group must form a corporation
That's the way they all became The Greedy Bunch™


The Greedy Bunch™, The Greedy Bunch™
That's the way they became The Greedy Bunch™

27 Comments:

Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

I'm betting DUmmie cali stands a strong chance of being TOMB-STONED despite her over 72,000 posts because in DU, failure to think and act in a proper Troglaman Clone/Moonbat fashion WILL NOT be tolerated.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gladnick, hillarious! Well done.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Funny that they call him Rmoney. That's exactly our point as well.

And yay for Paul Ryan. He uses math like a machine gun. I can live with that.

9:17 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Tweet:

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog
Biden-Ryan debate will be like a chess match. Between Ralph Wiggums and Zondor, 5th dimensional life force from Math Galaxy

11:19 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

TANSTAAFL said...
Tweet:

David Burge ‏@iowahawkblog
Biden-Ryan debate will be like a chess match. Between Ralph Wiggums and Zondor, 5th dimensional life force from Math Galaxy

11:19 AM


Heh....

1:13 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"DUmmie dares to suggest Obama could LOSE!" PJinc

Poor DUmmies. What are they thinking, right? Obama's a lock.

Ryan. The mittwit introduced him as the next president of the United States. Mittwit's incapable of not screwing up.

Once people get Ryan's budget plan, they'll wise up. No more Medicare and Social Security. If they think about it, old white guys watching Fox might even have a problem.

I'm pretty sure you guys are fucked. You've alienated everyone but old white Fox guys. Women? You're fucked. Hispanics? Your fucked. Blacks? Your fucked. Youth vote? You're fucked.

With the addition of Ryan, you might even be fucking with the old white guy. Why? Because Ryan wants to fuck them over too.

Lowering taxes on the rich and increasing taxes on the middle class ain't going to fly. Giving them a voucher worth six thousand dollars for a year's worth of medical care ain't going to work. Simple.

And why won't the mittwit release his tax records? I'll tell you why...because releasing them would be a bigger hit than not releasing them. That's why.

Like I said, I'm pretty sure you guys are fucked.

12:21 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Only thing fucked around here is you, Troglafuck, you lying racist fucking fuckwad.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucking fuckwad.

12:34 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

With the addition of Ryan, you might even be fucking with the old white guy. Why? Because Ryan wants to fuck them over too.

Hey Senile Sunshine....you do realize that Ryan's favorability with seniors is......52/29.

Heh.....wanna try again?

Besides, you went from:

we're fucked

to:

you're pretty sure we're fucked. Aren't you sure? That....we're fucked or something?

Opps, Gramps nodded off again.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

You can tell by his postings as the election draws closer the absolute terror in Troglaman The Guttersnipe. Guttersnipe is scared shitless of reality and his drug and booze addled brain can't comprehend what is happening or how to deal with it and no matter how many times Guttersnipe power-slams his head up his ass or how much mental excrement he spews out, he can't stop reality's approach. Guttersnipe is the epitome of a moral coward.

3:35 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Guttersnipe is scared shitless of reality

Poor Gramps hasn't dealt with reality since Eisenhower. His infantile worldview is simple fantasy and based on fear of the unknown. Very similar to Papua New Guinea natives. He got free stuff once upon a time so he figures somebody will come back one day and bring him more free stuff. The infant doesn't know anything about cost and figures that free stuff just falls from the sky. So, they all just keep voting Democrat and wonder why things keep going to shit and a Reagan has to come along and fix it.

Guttersnipe is the epitome of a moral coward.

His lack of education disallows him from acquiring a moral stance. Quite simply, he doesn't know any better. Sad really. Kinda like a soul-less primitive.

5:12 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Oh, before I forget:

Ryan. The mittwit introduced him as the next president of the United States. Mittwit's incapable of not screwing up.

So did President Training Wheels you fucking retard. Remember him? The world's smartest, bestest, lightbringer-iest lightbringer?

Finish your Gerber® and make sure your state-appointed care worker puts the cork back on your fork.

Don't want you to hurt yourself.

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Trog spewed: "Ryan. The mittwit introduced him as the next president of the United States. Mittwit's incapable of not screwing up."

You mean just like Obama did when he introduced Biden? http://www.freep.com/article/20120811/NEWS15/120811019/Romney-Obama-both-flubbed-VP-introductions

Public speaking can be a bitch, for everyone. Flubs are one thing, true character shining through is another. Such as the "You didn't build that" debacle. Among others that happen when Obama goes of the 'prompter.

Try not being an obtuse idiot, Trog. Seriously.

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Liptonius said...

I'm not sure if I was taking a break from oppressing women, eating a chicken sandwich (and, therefore, despising homomarriage, or promoting the Republican Right to Eat Anyone not riCH (RREACH)...

But I remember seeing a photo of Mitt and Paul with the caption: "THE COMEBACK TEAM".

If there was ever a made-for-me slogan, THAT is the one I want.

The resonance, the ferocity, the acceptance of the fight...

I'm in. With dough.

Let's hear it, Mitt. You haven't impressed me yet, but Ryan is an excellent opener!

6:22 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Obama's a lock."

From the way the incompetents running the Obama campaign are panicing, you can damn well believe that their internal polling is saying "Romney in a landslide". And that was BEFORE Romney's stroke of genius in picking Paul Ryan.

So, no you fascist fuckstick, Obama is a loser.

8:30 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"The mittwit introduced him as the next president of the United States"

Which is exactly the same thing the SCOAMF did introducing "Plugs" Biden for the first time.

Durp.

8:31 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"No more Medicare and Social Security"

Oooo, the fascist idiot caught lying. Again.

Derr-derp.

8:32 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Lowering taxes on the rich and increasing taxes on the middle class ain't going to fly."

Another lie.

Derpitty derp derp.

8:33 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"And why won't the mittwit release his tax records?"

To deny your fascfist co-conspiritors the opportunity of lying about them.

Derrpity derp derp derp.

Great Cthulu on a sesame seed bun you are one stupid motherfucker, trogleturd.

8:34 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Hey Senile Sunshine....you do realize that Ryan's favorability with seniors is......52/29." jarhead

You're going to lose this argument, you idiot.

"Last spring when Ryan unveiled his budget proposal, which proposed changing Medicare to a private program with government subsidies, pollsters jumped to see what Americans thought. A flurry of polls showed a majority or at least a plurality of voters didn't like Ryan's idea. Among the elderly, it was wildly unpopular."

"Earlier in 2011, a New York Times/CBS poll found that 61 percent of Americans believed Medicare to be worth its cost...seniors were dead-set against the idea (Ryan's plan) with 56 percent opposing reductions to the program."

If you're saying Ryan's popularity numbers have anything to do with what he's actually proposing to do with Medicare and Social Security, then you've just proven yourself to be a retarded chimpanzee. What a surprise!

What is the Republican financial plan, jarhead? Are you able to articulate it? I, troglaman, think not. Let remind you that you guys really fucked things up the last time around.

Can you point me at something that's in any way different than what caused the fuck-up in the first place? Once again, I think not.

Thank you for your service. I respect that more than you'll ever know given my status here.

But..you're a moron. You're wrong more than your right. Want proof?

What's the Republican economic plan? Explain it. You'd be the FIRST to do so. You might become famous.

Good luck.

1:07 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

What the Republican economic plan, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard?

That's easy - do the exact opposite of what Obamassiah is doing.

You're the moron, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard - too stupid to comprehend his own titanic stupidity.

Do everyone a favor and fuck off, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't respect jack shit Troggytroll so fuck you.

1:40 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Well Sunshine, I hope your fork is corked, because these are going to give you heart palpitations.

Erskine Bowles - Ryan Plan sensible, serious:

http://tinyurl.com/8kythvv

Whuups...Ryan favorability jumps:

http://tinyurl.com/cgcw6l6

Have your caregiver lock down your wheelchair.

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Better to have them tighten the straps on his straight jacket.

12:36 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

troglaman,

While your at it nimrod, please explain the Democrat economic plan to me.

Does it provide for an unemployment rate over 8% for 42 consecutive months? Does it call for annual deficits of $1.2 to $1.3trillion every fiscal year for the past four years and the forseeable future? Does it plan for annual growth of less than 1.5%. Does it call for record numbers on food stamps and social security disability?

Yes, it does.

Troglaman blames Bush in 5...4..

7:50 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Yes, it does." kat

Sure.

Let me ask you all some fundamental questions:

When did the financial collapse happen?

Why did it happen?

What are you proposing that would prevent it from happening again?

None of you can answer these questions without disclosing the fact that you're full of shit.

Therefore you'll never answer them. Case closed.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Troglaman continues to blame Bush.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's an for you, 2008 was when the economy went to shit, right after your beloved democrats took over both the house and the senate in the 2006 election. That is also when spending and the deficit shot up to record (pre Obama) levels. Sadly you're not smart enough to see the connection do feel free to continue to spew your "blame Bush" bullshit while giving dumbo and his controllers a free pass for all the problems they continue to cause

12:26 PM  

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