Friday, August 03, 2012

Chock-fulla-Hate: Homophiliacs hate on Chick-fil-A


DUmmieland is a hate site. We've known that for a long time. They hate freedom of speech. They hate traditional moral values. They hate Christianity. So it is no surprise that they would hate on Chick-fil-A. Haters gonna hate.

Here's the background: In an interview recently, the head of Chick-fil-A, Dan Cathy, expressed his personal opinion in favor of traditional marriage. Well, the Democrat Party now is in favor of what they call "marriage equality" (sic, sick), a euphemism for sodomite perversion. So Mr. Cathy's statement unleashed a torrent of intolerance from the Left, including from several big-city Democrat mayors, who threatened to block Chick-fil-A from building stores in their cities. Hey, big-city mayors, way to help the economy of your cities and provide jobs for your citizens! Way to use your public office to inhibit free speech! Not!

To counter the political intimidation tactics of the Left, some folks in favor of free speech and moral values called for a "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day," encouraging people to go there and eat. That was on Wednesday.

So how did the homophiliacs at DUmmieland think this Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day would go? Let's find out, shall we? We'll look at two of the many threads on the subject, this THREAD, "Chick-fil-A brand health dives 40 percent after anti-LGBT remarks," and this THREAD, "Chick-Fil-a WTF is going on."

So let us now venture into the hate site called DUmmieland, where the comments are in Rhode Island Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who made a special point of going to Chick-fil-A yesterday and enjoying a delicious Spicy Chicken Sandwich Deluxe on a golden wheat bun, is in the [brackets]:

Chick-fil-A brand health dives 40 percent after anti-LGBT remarks.

[This was posted on Monday.]

The Georgia-based fried chicken chain Chick-fil-A has taken at massive hit since its founder publicly announced that the company opposed equal rights for LGBT people, according to a recent brand analysis.

[That's it! Stick a fork in 'em! They're done!]

Great!!

[WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!]

It's a beautiful thing.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Yes! How do you like liberals now, fundie?

[In your FACE, you Chick-fil-A-Hole!]

This is a lesson in how not to build/maintain your brand and how you should tell your CEO to shut the hell up.
[Take THAT, Chatty Cathy!]

Hey, b*tch slapped by the invisible hand!! How's that going for you, Mr. Smuggety Smug??

[Ouch!]

If all goes well, this chain could vanish before I ever have to even see one of them.

[Vanish or banish, either way!]

Talk about a bad business. EPIC FAIL!

[EPIC FAIL! As will be this stupid "Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day" on Wednesday! Sure to be "Chick-FAIL-A"! Watch, no one will show up except for a few fundie teabaggers!]

[We now fast-forward to Wednesday . . .]

Chick-Fil-a WTF is going on

[What The Fowl???]

They have caused traffic jams all over KC. I was driving around for busines today and twice got stuck in traffic for over thirty minutes due to extreme traffic caused by their crap.

[No, it can't be. You must be mistaken. This Chick-fil-A Day was supposed to be a big flop. "EPIC FAIL," remember? Must be some other reason for the traffic jam.]

the wingers are having a chick-fil-a appreciation day.

[A few chicken-wingers, OK, but that's gotta be it. I can't imagine this thing being real big.]

Big traffic jam in Centerville (Dayton) OH, too

[Dayton, too? Must be sunspots or something, messing with the traffic signals in a few places.]

It is amazing just how many new DU members that have recently joined that are bringing us the Chick-ful-of-hate updates today. My, oh, my. Welcome to DU. Enjoy your stay.

[DUmmieland is Chock-fulla-LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS! Hee! Hee!]

It's the rapture ...by fried food. watch their selfish hate-filled over-gorged hearts explode woofing down those grease sandwiches. bye bye.

[I HATE those hate-filled Christians!]

Face Book groups like "Christians Tired of Being Misrepresented" are out there misrepresenting DEMS by saying that Democrats propose a GOVERNMENT BAN on anti-gay businesses.

[Why, of course, that is impossible! The Democratics are the party of Peace, Love, and Tolerance. How could Democrats be against freedom of speech?? Ridiculous!]

well, the mayor of boston suggested just such a thing

[Wha-WHAA??? No way!]

he quite clearly stated that chick-fil-a should back out of their plans to open in boston and that there is no place for chick fil a in boston. he is a democrat. he is in government. he is (trying to) using the power of his office to stop a business from operating in boston.

 


This sucks big ass. fine them for blocking traffic. I got stuck outside of three malls with them. I can't beleive how screwed up this deal is today. Its wrong to tie up everybody like this. Chik fil a needs to be fined for blocking traffic.

[Why did the Chick-fil-A's block the road? To get to the other side!]

I am in Woodstock, GA. And the Chick-Fil-As are packed in my area.

[By the time we got to Woodstock, we were half a million strong. . . .]

In Racine, workers at the restaurant say extra staff was brought in Wednesday for the influx of business.

[Racist Racine! Stupid influx!]

They caused a big traffic jam around here too (Chicago burbs). Hundreds of people, news helicopters, ect.

["Chicago values," Mayor Rahm! Hee! Hee!]

it's "Teabilly F***sticks Eat Mor Sh*tty Chiken" day.

[And for the DUmmies, it's "Not One D*mn Drumstick Day."]

I hope their arteries clog.

[Hey, I LIKE my arteries firm and hard!]

I hope they all get salmonella.

[Love, love, love. . . .]

It won't last, chickfila is over.

[O. VER. You hear me? OVER! Hang up the "Going Out of Business" sign! Last one out, turn off the lights! Chick-fil-A is D-O-A!!!]

[Oh, but before we go, one more post, this one on how Chick-fil-A did on Wednesday . . .]

Unfortunately, I read that it reported a record sales day.

[FREUDENSCHADE, BABY!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

40 Comments:

Anonymous Elrond HUbbard said...

I wonder if troglaman kissed his inner homo at a nearby CFA.

Nothing happened here in Wisconsin. Too bad, I was looking forward to watching some hot lesbian action while enjoying a chicken sandwich.

8:11 PM  
Anonymous Corona said...

Today was "Watch MSNBC such Each Others' Face Day".

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DU = www.wishfulthinking.com

11:21 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

Elrond HUbbard said...
I wonder if troglaman kissed his inner homo at a nearby CFA


Don't know. Someone said he was locked in the bathroom, talking to himself with "Barry White" playing in the background.

11:40 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I wonder if troglaman kissed his inner homo at a nearby CFA." elrond

Come on. How would you know? I've stolen kisses from my inner homo since I was twelve. Not one person has ever caught me.

"Homophiliacs hate on Chick-fil-A" PJinc

Homophiliacs? Anyone not noticing this word should just stop reading now...and head to the rapture machine.

Are you describing some sort of gay bleeding disease, PJinc? No? The mighty trog thinks it might have something to do with this (which I post in its blindingly brilliant entirety...google it).

"Hey Gang,

First off, this is a semantics thread, not a social stance thread, so please don't get into a raging war over whether you agree or disagree with homosexuality... there are plenty of other threads you can do that in.

I've noted in the past few years that ANYONE who disagrees with the homosexual lifestyle gets labelled a "homophobe". Now that word means an extreme terror of homosexuals, but I don't know if I've ever actually met someone with that phobia. So... got me to thinking.... if people who disagree with the homosexual lifestyle are called "homophobes", what do you label people who agree with it? The first things that came to my mind as the antithesis' of homophobe were homomaniac and homophiliac. Which ever is more agreed upon will probably be the reverse label that I (and hopefully others) will begin to apply. Which do you think is most appropriate? Joe"

There you go. That's what a "homophiliac" is.

And you fuckers can make sense of this shit.

12:45 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

FOAD Troglafuck, you fucked up racist fucking fuckwad.

1:28 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

ROFL....
ROFL....
ROFL....

The retard came up for air.

ROFL....
ROFL....

4:30 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

OK..done laughing.

Well, the senile hippie has successfully talked himself in a full circle and ended up staring at an empty corner.

Good job, Gramps.

4:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a sad commentary on the critical thinking skills (or lack thereof) of DUmbasses, when they cannot discern the difference between the expression of the affirmation of traditional marriage and being anti-homosexual.
For the benefit of the troglaturd and other DUmbasses, "I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman" is NOT the same as "I think all faggots should be castrated then shot."
Think about it a bit. I know it'll give you a headache, but try.

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Clone of Troglaman said...

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

Anyone who say faggots cannot marry is racist bigot who want them killed.

Me personal god, The Obamassiah, will make sure you racist bigots all suffer when he get landslide win. You will be tortured then forced to slave for people like I who am brilliant and since me brilliant me not possible to be racist bigot.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

I are Troglaman. Me am brilliant.

3:27 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Chicago values": Nice chicken you got there. It'd be a...shame....if anything happened to it.

Didn't make it to CFA on Weds, but we went last night for one of their great chicken sandwiches and some waffle fries. And just to add to the CFA coffers, I orederd and extra 8 piece chcken nuggets. They are to DIE for!

3:37 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Oh, and troggleturd? that was the stupdidest comment you've ever made. And that is saying something, you fascist fuckstick.

3:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"First off, this is a semantics thread, not a social stance thread"-troglaman

Because I said so
-troglaman

Oh, troglaman have you tried Chick Fil A's Spicy Chicken Sandwich yet? I wouldn't say it's flaming hot but it's pretty spicy. Personally I prefer the Classic.

4:20 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Good job, Gramps." jarhead

At what?

Maybe you could explain what a Homophiliac is.

Go ahead, jarhead. And try not to make yourself into a complete asshole.

Bet you can't.

1:53 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"And try not to make yourself into a complete asshole."

It's called "projection", USMC.

The idiot fascist retard can't help itself.

8:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"This sucks big ass. fine them for blocking traffic. I got stuck outside of three malls with them. I can't beleive how screwed up this deal is today. Its wrong to tie up everybody like this. Chik fil a needs to be fined for blocking traffic."
I suppose this twatmold was also upset when the OWS crowd blocked traffic, and were complete douches?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Troglaman - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - angrily power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass and whined...

"Good job, Gramps." - 98ZJUSMC (who compared to I, the mightly pathetic Trog, is incredibly superior I whimper like the limp-wristed coward I am)

At what?


Good question, Guttersnipe...no one on this board has figured out what you're good at other than being a useless jackass.


Maybe you could explain what a Homophiliac is.

Go ahead, 98ZJUSMC (who compared to I, the mightly pathetic Trog, is incredibly superior I whimper like the limp-wristed coward I am). And try not to make yourself into a complete asshole.

Bet you can't.


The only complete asshole around this blog is YOU, Guttersnipe.

Power-slam your head back up your ass and keep quiet until you have something remotely coherent to say, Guttersnipe, you useless jackass.

7:58 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

A mass shooting in WI and half the counties in the US are asking to be declared disaster areas. Drought.

High five motherfuckers.

Let's remember you don't think there's a problem. You actually want less gun and emission regulation. Why? Because that will solve the problem.

Am I wrong? Nope.

Let's prove it. How many are you in favor of more gun regulation?

How many of you are in favor of increased emission controls?

See?

And it never occurs to you, does it? Reality rarely intrudes. I'm guessing by the time this thread is over, you will have convinced yourselves that I'm full of shit, as usual.

But, in fact, you DO NOT want guns or emissions regulated. Consequences be damned. It's amazing.

Once again you bunch of fucknuts, welcome to your world.

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Fueled by liters of straight EVERCLEAR and energized by hatred of reality, TROGLAMAN - The Vicious Dishonest Hate Mongering Racist Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog - power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass at near Mach speed while foaming at the mouth and howling like a mad dog to produce the following pile of worthless mental excrement:

"Reality rarely intrudes. I'm guessing by the time this thread is over, you will have convinced yourselves that I'm full of shit, as usual." - Troglaman the Vicious Hate Mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe


We don't need to convince ourselves you're full of shit, Guttersnipe - you spend almost every post you make on here insuring we know for a fact you're so full of shit an oil tanker full of Febreeze couldn't eliminate the smell of your presence.

On the other hand, outside of you and the KayInMaine Clone, we do understand reality and unlike you, live in the real world. You on the other hand, Guttersnipe, wouldn't know reality if someone carved the word into an ironwood two by four and beat you bloody with it. But reality will intrude on your fantasy world, Guttersnipe, and destroy it while bitch-slapping your sorry ass into the middle of next year.

As to the drought, it happens. It's happened before. It will happen again. If you had a clue you'd know that, but you don't so you come on here and as usual make a obnoxious jackass out of yourself.

Current gun regulations didn't stop that clown (who by the way obviously had the same thinking processes you do, Guttersnipe) so more laws wouldn't have stopped it from happening.

The only person around here who doesn't give a damn about the consequences of their actions is YOU, Guttersnipe. But as you've been told, reality will neither be stopped nor denied. Prepare to suffer the consequences of your self-delusional stupidity, Guttersnipe...

2:21 AM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Sorry, I was wrong. The fascist fuckstick's latest comment is the stupidest ever.

7:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"you will have convinced yourselves that I'm full of shit"-troglaman

No, you took care of that for us.

8:23 AM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

What's that you say Gramps?

Try swallowing your Gerber before you type. Might make your screeds more coherent.

If that's possible.

So, seriously,...how much does a retired dildo makes these days?

Enough to get by?

Oh, I'm sorry,.... a retired union dildo. My mistake.

Oh, you're you're doing just fine then.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seems troglatroll took it literally when he was told to "eat shit and bark at the moon".

What a total asshole...

10:53 PM  
Anonymous PWT said...

How come all the DU women are always so hot?

2:52 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

PWT said...

How come all the DU women are always so hot?


If by "hot" you mean "mad as hell", it's because the only attention they are likely to get in their lives are from people like Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

If by "hot" you mean "incredibly beautiful" I must conclude you're either being sarcastic or you have absolutely no taste in women and are doomed to spend your life waking up to someone that looks like Roseanne Barr.

5:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"PWT said...
How come all the DU women are always so hot?
2:52 PM"

Menopause

10:38 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Oh, and troggleturd? that was the stupdidest comment you've ever made." TANSTAAFL

What the fuck? Did you know what a "homophiliac" was? You guys are like "Ha Ha Ha. Stupid trog dumb like rock. Pretty pink rock (my little inner tart made me throw that in)".

If my memory serves me, PJinc didn't attribute the word. Is it a strange word? Yes! Why? Because we all know what a homo is and we (might) know what a hemophiliac is. Hil...Fuckin...Arious.

So I looked the word up...unlike you lazy assholes...and found an earlier reference, remember? This guy, Joe, sort of defined it as "the antithesis' of homophobe were homomaniac and HOMOPHILIAC."

Is this where PJinc got it or does he mean something else? Either way, I ended my post with "And you fuckers can make sense of this shit."

And you can. Be proud.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

So what's your point, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard?

I've never seen anyone who can say so much that matters and means so little as you do, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

3:06 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Some say "homomaniac" others say "homophiliac"; whatever you call it, it's knocking around somewhere in troglaman's warped psyche.

"Homo" Latin for "man"
"Homo" Greek for "same"

This coincidence has caused all sorts of confusion. So exactly what is troglaman's "inner homo"?

Can you tell us troggy?

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Has troglaman really been outrageously outraged for the last few days about a play on words?

10:49 AM  
Anonymous PWT said...

It's sarcasm.

3:18 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"This coincidence has caused all sorts of confusion. So exactly what is troglaman's "inner homo"? Can you tell us troggy?" elrond

Is it such a goddamn burden to you pussy assholes to explain what you mean? Yes. Yes it is.

Homophiliac is your term, not mine.

Here's the deal, none of you CAN tell me what a homophiliac is. What a surprise! You can't begin to explain what you mean. Why? Because anything approaching an explanation sounds insane. You're being careful. Good for you.

My inner homo is no secret. I've revealed the little bitch's intentions at every turn. She had me comparing swatches the other day. Drapes. She tortures me, the mighty trog, with this shit all the time. And she LOVES TUMmy.

What's a homophiliac, elrond?

I all ready know you have no idea. You just pretend you do.

elrond pretty pink rock like trog!

12:34 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"What's a homophiliac, elrond?

Such a challenge! I speculate:
1)A mis-spelling of "hemophiliac".
2)The opposite of "homophobe" ("homophobiac"?).

But who cares? I don't and you don't, your inner homo doesn't either.

If you have time to waste, Google it. Let me know.

10:21 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck howled...

"Is it such a BLEEP burden to you pussy assholes to explain what you mean? Yes. Yes it is.

Homophiliac is your term, not mine.

Here's the deal, none of you CAN tell me what a homophiliac is. What a surprise! You can't begin to explain what you mean. Why?"


Why? Because we don't give a damn you lying fucking fucked up racist fucking fucked up fucking idiot, that's why. The only person that it bothers is you Troglafuck, you fucked up lying racist fucking fuckwad. And the only reason it bothers you fuckwad is you're fucking drunk and won't sober up.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucking fuckwad.

7:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wanna practice talking to Troggy?

Talk to a doorknob.

On second thought....just keep talking to the doorknob....it will be a far more enlightening and stimulating conversation than Troggy boy could ever give you...

12:32 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"2)The opposite of "homophobe" ("homophobiac"?)." elrond

Well that certainly clears things up. A homophiliac is the opposite of a homophobe (which is, I think, was PJinc's and Joe's original intention). We've come full circle.

Like I said...this makes sense to you dumbshits and no one else. And when pressed, it doesn't even make sense to you. Why? Because it doesn't make sense...except to you, of course.

I didn't bring this bullshit up. You did.

While you're wondering why troglaman goes on and on about homophiliacs and homophobes, I hope you realize it's because YOU'RE the crazy jackasses that go on and on...you're OBSESSED with this meaningless homo bullshit.

Libs don't care. You do. This is your problem, you hung-up imbeciles.

1:42 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"Libs don't care."

Indeed, that's why unemployment has remained over 8% for the past four years and the national debt has increased by $5 trillion in the same span. Libs don't care.

It's simple, improvidence is a liberal virtue, so you shitheads don't see a problem.

"This is your problem."

No, it's your problem, you're part of the dimwit coalition that wants to stop a business from opening because you don't like the opinions of the CEO. Damn, speaking of hang ups, every bellyache is a cosmic crisis.

Meanwhile, treat your inner homo to spicy chicken sandwich, I recommend a side of waffle fries.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"While you're wondering why Troglaman, the vicious lying hate-mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe, goes on and on about hemophiliacs and homophobes, I hope you realize it's because YOU'RE the crazy jackasses that go on and on...you're OBSESSED with this meaningless homo bullshit.

Libs don't care. You do. This is your problem, you hung-up imbeciles." - TROGLAMAN, the vicious lying hate-mongering Anti-American Guttersnipe of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog.


The only crazy jackass that goes on and on and on and on and on and on about something while saying absolutely nothing meaningful about a subject is YOU, Guttersnipe. You're the one with an obsession and it's to cover up the fact you're scared shitless about what's coming down the road for you - cold harsh reality, the one thing you can't deal with and refuse to face because you're a gutless moral coward.

And you're dead right that libs don't care. You've proven that and so have the rest of the Moonbat community. You don't give a damn about anything other than the face you see in the mirror, and to hell with everything and everybody else.

And we are going to deal with the problem. And the problem is YOU, Guttersnipe and everyone like you. And that is the other reason you're scared shitless.

And no matter how often you power-slam your head up your ass, Guttersnipe, you can't stop reality, you pathetic coward.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"No, it's your problem, you're part of the dimwit coalition that wants to stop a business from opening because you don't like the opinions of the CEO." elrond

Is that what I've been saying? That I want to stop a business from opening?

No.

It's what you think I'm saying... which makes you delusional.

The Who were good tonight.

2:11 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

" troglaman said...

"No, it's your problem, you're part of the dimwit coalition that wants to stop a business from opening because you don't like the opinions of the CEO." elrond

Is that what I've been saying? That I want to stop a business from opening?

No.

It's what you think I'm saying... which makes you delusional." - Troglaman - Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt lying like a rug while he power-slams his head repeatedly up his ass.


You're a liar, Guttersnipe. And you are the delusional person here you lying coward.

12:40 PM  

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