Monday, August 20, 2012

DUmmies & Kommies Go Berserk Over Obama Newsweek Cover


Remember when Frodo Baggins tossed the ring of power into the flames of Mt. Doom? That is what Niall Ferguson did when he wrote the Newsweek cover story, "Hit The Road, Barack." The hysterical reaction of the DUmmies and KOmmies to that Newsweek cover reminds me of the Eye of Sauron as it began tumpling down. The Armies of Sauron still haven't been destroyed. For that we have to wait until November but in the meantime it is FUn to observe the disorientation of the tumbling DUmmies and KOmmies. So upset were the DUmmies by that Newsweek cover that they have not one but MANY threads on this topic including Newsweek Cover-- WTF? and Newsweek goes negative on Obama: 'Hit The Road, Barack'. Also going berserk are the KOmmies as you can see in Newsweek Magazine Needs to Be Put out of Business Permanently. So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies both go berserk in Bolsevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that if Peter Jackson had cast James Carville as the Gollum no CGI effects would have been needed for that character, is in the [barackets]:

Newsweek Cover-- WTF? 

[A DUmmie shocked when he discovered it wasn't a National Review cover.]

Someone tell me this tripe is a spoof. Is it April Fool's Day already?? 

[Your next April Fools date will arrive on Nov. 6. And now on to the other outraged DUmmies.]

There is a reason Newsweek was sold for a dollar. 

[Because the seller didn't have change for a quarter.]

what i need to know a f*ckin' limey who knows nothing about America telling us we need to change presidents. FU 

[Million of Americans are no limeys and they are telling you the same thing.]

can the DOJ ban the cover. Stop the circulation as its not honest

[Mr. First Amendment giving vent to his inner totalitarian.]

Can the DOJ do that? 

[Of course as long as it's the Holder DOJ. First Amendment, Second Amendment are no barriers to them.]

Ban them or fine them 

[The "libertarian" DUmmies favor merely fining them.]

wouldn't the Fairness Doctrine be something that might apply in this case? 

[Of course since we all know that not only wasn't the Fairness Doctrine not repealed about 25 years ago but Newsweek is delivered over the airwaves.]

There are trolls on DU? 

[Not Indiana Green. Indiana Green is NOT a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Got that?]

we might lose because of a lie! 

[Take two enemas and see the shrink in the morning.]

Niall Ferguson is an atheist 

[Whew! What a relief. I thought he was either a heretic Wiccan or a goddess Gaia fundy. ...And now on to the other DUmmie thread, Newsweek goes negative on Obama: 'Hit The Road, Barack'.]

Newsweek goes negative on Obama: 'Hit The Road, Barack' 

[And DON'T ever come back, come back, come back.]

Niall Ferguson's piece is on the Newsweek cover 

[Don't look at it directly without a protective dark lens.]

F*cking disrespectful! Who is this piece of shit writing this pile of garbage? Arrrrrgh! I think I've had my fill of outrage for the next month - and that was just from crap I've read in the past hour. F*ck Akins and fuck Ferguson. 

[Arrrrrgh! Disrepectful. Mongo no like!]

It's also somewhat disrespectful to refer to the President by his first name on the cover. 

[This from the same DUmmies that called Bush "Chimpus Khan." And now over to the KOmmie THREAD... ]

Newsweek Magazine Needs to Be Put out of Business Permanently 

[For speaking truthful hurtful things.]

What is worse, Newsweek shamelessly promotes this right-wing smear effort as a substantive analysis, while urging Twitter followers to use a disrespectful hashtag when discussing this piece.
Want to discuss this week's cover story? Use the hashtag #HitTheRoadBarack--just as it appears on the cover.

[Arrrrrgh! Mongo no like Twitter hashtag!]

I guess Newsweek has been paid a nice sum by the Kochs, SuperPACs, Roves, RMoney, etc., so that they feel that losing a few hundred thousand of you people as subscribers won't hurt them. Regardless, this magazine is just extremely disgraceful and disrespectful. Newsweek does not not deserve to be patronized by anyone who is supportive of or plans to vote for this President in November. 

[Arrrrrgh! Mongo no patronize Newsweek! ...And now on to the other KOmmies...]

no way that belongs on the front page. Its opinion not journalism. 

[Except when Newsweek called Obama's critics DUmb on the cover. Then it was journalism according to you.]

Looks like Newsweek is crying out for attention. 

[Looks like KOmmies are just crying.]

52 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

DUmmie only pawn, in game of life.

6:35 PM  
Blogger 98ZJUSMC said...

can the DOJ ban the cover. Stop the circulation as its not honest

Unbelievable. Even by (D)Ullard standards.

Anonymous said...
DUmmie only pawn, in game of life.


Heh!

6:58 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Because of the "follow the groupthink OR ELSE" mentality of the Troglaman Clones/Moonbats that run the DSA, it is unfathomable to them that someone who could support The Obamassiah in 2008 could turn on him in 2012. To indicate they've realized they were sold a bill of goods in a fraud, they would have to admit their entire foundation for doing so was false, and they cannot and/or will not do so and God help ANYONE who does.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My favorite, (or most horrifying) is the comments that demand the magazine be banned or that steps taken by the DOJ. Unbelievable what a bunch of little Socialist tyrants the Left have become.

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are these pus*sies going to do in November when Obama loses, hold their breath??

8:47 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

If The One is rejected, expect riots.

2:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

quote "so that they feel that losing a few hundred thousand of you people as subscribers won't hurt them." end quote

who knew Newsweek had hundreds of thousand of subscribers ..
. heh

10:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those people are just hitting on all cylinders.

It was fine when Newsweek had the picture of Obama with a rainbow halo and some of the other Obama loving covers. But when someone says . . . enough of the worship . . . they get blacklisted.

What a crowd!

1:50 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Newsweek Magazine Needs to Be Put out of Business Permanently"

Scratch a reactionary leftist, find the fascsist writhing underneath.

5:15 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

"Newsweek Magazine Needs to Be Put out of Business Permanently" - a Troglaman Clone/Moonbat on DailyKos

Since it is going online only by October 2013, and sold for a dollar, I would say it's pretty much out of business now.

"Looks like Newsweek is crying out for attention. " - a Troglaman Clone/Moonbat on DailyKos

They'd better unless they want to suffer the fate of being an online only rag.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous KayInMaine said...

I can only hope that the United Nations steps in and George W. Bush is captured. He needs to stand trial before the enlightened nations of Europe at the International Criminal Court in The Hague. America is the ultimate rogue nation. The Wall Street machinery of international "bankers" funds the Pentagon war machine and right-wing hate against innocent brown people around the world. The machinery even attacks our beloved and wise multiracial President, Barack Obama, who I support completely. THIS MACHINE OF HATE MUST STOP!!!!! BUSH MUST SEE JUSTICE!

1:03 AM  
Blogger Skul said...

Cool, the sniveler showed up. Now all we need is for troggyboy to crawl out of the toilet and make someother pointless comment. Again.

4:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kay, I do hope that your post was sarcastic.

If not, may I suggest that you start reading up on a few things from a few credible sites. That Koolaid that you are drinking is not doing you any good. If this is truly how you feel, I really do feel sorry for you and for people like you. It is truly sad. Ignorance is not a pretty thing.

9:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some one should shoot the KayInMaine Clone in the head and put it out of its misery...that thing is a major candidate for a mercy killing.

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Newsweek Magazine Needs to be Put Out of Business Permanently."

Don't worry little DUmmie, the American public is seeing to that.

3:16 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Remember when Frodo Baggins tossed the ring of power into the flames of Mt. Doom? That is what Niall Ferguson did when he wrote the Newsweek cover story, "Hit The Road, Barack." PJinc

Except Frodo Baggins didn't toss the ring of power into the flames...making the rest of the comparison idiotic. What a surprise!

If there's any ACTUAL similarity to the "tossing of the ring" in the story, I'd have to think Niall is more like Gollum than Frodo.

Any of you brave patriots headed to Tampa? Any of you live in Tampa? If the answer is yes to either, I beg you...pick the most recent thread here and tell us what's going on, if anything.

Please!

Has a national political convention ever been hit by a natural disaster before? Not to my knowledge. I'm going out a limb here. Why? I'm going to presume I'm right without googling it. See how brave and mighty I am?

I'm confident that if I fuck up, you all will teach me a lesson in humility and shame. This is actually my one and only unshakable belief in you folks.

If it means anything, my inner homo thinks it feels good in a naughty way. I, troglaman, have no idea what the crazy bitch is talking about.

11:20 PM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

And we have yet another drunken clueless nonsensical rant from Troglatwit, the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

Put down the bottle of rotgut whiskey and sober up for a change, Troglatwit, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard.

1:32 AM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

troglaman,

WTF are you talking about? Really, you're taking incoherence to a whole new level. Are magic mushrooms, pixie dust or skunky beers the source of your latest breakdown?

"I'm confident that if I fuck up, you will all teach me a lesson..."

"If"? Your fuck ups are so numerous and egregious that
we've given up hope of teaching you anything.

But you already know that.

BTW, sadly, hurricane Isaac will not hit Tampa, I'm sure you and the wacky Donks are disappointed. But maybe it'll hit New Orleans and we'll have Katrina 2 and so blame Bush and the Rethugs again. Wouldn't that be nice?

Take that Mitt!

12:45 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"BTW, sadly, hurricane Isaac will not hit Tampa." kat

Thanks for the update, kat. Sadly indeed.

11:08 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"But maybe it'll hit New Orleans and we'll have Katrina 2 and so blame Bush and the Rethugs again. Wouldn't that be nice?" kat

Interesting you (as opposed to me) bring this up. I think it's another example of just how snakebit the RNC is. The storm misses Tampa (yeah!) and heads straight toward New Orleans (Oh no!). Hmmm. I wonder which story the media is going to focus on? And if they cut away to a bunch of Republicans dressed like George Washington happily jumping around for the mittwit while the balloons drop?

It's a pretty fine line you fuckers are being forced to walk. God's wrath may still be at play.

12:02 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Watching TROGLAMAN - The Sick Perverted Clone of William Rivers Pitt - pound down liter after liter of EVERCLEAR while power-slamming his head repeatedly up his ass emitting another pile of worthless mental excrement....

What in the Sam Hill are you babbling about, Guttersnipe???

Out of all this worthless BS you spew around here, this is one your five most nonsensical blabberings yet...

Good Lord, you're so phenomenally stupid...geeze....

1:54 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

Troglaman,

"Hmmm. I wondeer which story the media is going to focus on?"

You're absolutley right (for once). Isaac targeting NOLA is a blessing for the DUmbocrats. The MSM is already playing the Katrina angle and now they have the excuse to escape the old white men infesting Tampa and converge on the Big Easy and its Bush ravaged, citizens. Flooded out victims are much more photogenic than balloon drops and periwigs.

Better yet, Isaac is now a Category One hurricane so there's the chance for levee collapse and widespread flooding. We all know Bush steered Katrina into NOLA, now it appears the Democrats have the same awesome power.

Expect an Obama flyover Thursday.

1:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly, Obama hates black people.

http://cnsnews.com/news/article/katrina-anniversary-obama-plans-campaign-va-while-isaac-lands-la

2:30 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

Super stars Samuel L. Jackson and Ellen Barkin angered by the shift of Isaac's path, they had hoped it would strike Tampa and sweep all those flabby white men and their Stepford wives into the Gulf.

Instead Democrats might die. The injustice!

Another Rove trick?

2:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys have one of the funnest trolls I've ever read! He's like one of those Dumbo clown dolls that keeps popping back up for another hit, isn't he? (Uh...no pun intended)

5:37 PM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Glad you find Troglafuck funny...most of us find him an annoying asshole.

10:35 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Expect an Obama flyover Thursday." elrond

We'll see.

11:27 PM  
Blogger Trog said...

"...they had hoped it would strike Tampa and sweep all those flabby white men and their Stepford wives into the Gulf...Instead Democrats might die. The injustice!" kat

I'm pretty sure I wasn't thinking about white flabby people and their Stepford wives being swept into the Gulf and being eaten by two-headed shrimp, you psycho.

Are you aware of the fact that you stupid fuckers want to defund FEMA and the National Weather Service?

Of course not!

Just watched Ann and Chris give their speeches. I don't know. I think joe-normal might be waking up to fact that you've all lost your minds.

12:04 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck howled...

"Are you aware of the fact that you stupid fuckers want to defund FEMA and the National Weather Service?"


You worthless fucking liar - no one has proposed any such thing you fucked up lying fuckwad.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucking fucked up fucking fuckwad.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

TROGLAMAN - The Official Troll of the DUmmie FUnnies Blog - power-slammed his head repeatedly up his ass and emitted the following pile of worthless mental excrement...

"Just watched Ann and Chris give their speeches. I don't know. I think joe-normal might be waking up to fact that you've all lost your minds."


You can't make that statement, Guttersnipe, because you and normal haven't had any contact with each other for decades. Only nutcase around here is YOU, Guttersnipe.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Clearly, Obama hates poor people.

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/08/28/3483125/agencies-create-plan-for-families.html

10:42 AM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...

"I think joe-normal might be waking up to the fact that you've all lost your minds."

"joe-normal? I prefer "abie-normal" myself. But what's happening in hurricane-free Tampa will look like Socratic dialogue compared to the zombie apochalypse in Charlotte next week.

Be sure to catch Paul Ryan tonight; I know you'll hate him but your inner homo's heart might skip a beat.

8:33 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Are you aware of the fact that you stupid fuckers want to defund FEMA and the National Weather Service?" trog

"You worthless fucking liar - no one has proposed any such thing you fucked up lying fuckwad." TUMmy

Bite me asshole.

"House Republicans moved their first two 2012 appropriations bills through committee Tuesday amid fights with committee Democrats over deep cuts to disaster aid that come as Missouri grapples with a devastating tornado."

"Earlier this year, Republicans proposed cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). NOAA is a federal agency that focuses on the condition of the oceans and the atmosphere as well as administering the National Hurricane Center."

"They’re particularly troubled by a $786 million cutback in grants from the Federal Emergency Management Agency to support first responders, a 19 percent reduction from the 2010 budget."

Who's lying? Why that would by you, tummy. Go fuck yourself you stupid shit. Why? Because your claim that "no one has proposed any such thing" is patently false. But you said it anyway not because you know it to be false, but because you believe it to be true.

That makes you a mushroom.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Troglafuck you lying racist fucking fucked up excuse for a human being...how dare you come on here and keep lying you worthless fucking fuckwad?

"Earlier this year, Republicans proposed cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA). NOAA is a federal agency that focuses on the condition of the oceans and the atmosphere as well as administering the National Hurricane Center." - Troglafuck the lying fucking excuse for a human being.

REALITY and TRUTH - Republicans were merely suggesting that a 20 percent increase in NOAA funding from 2008 to 2010 was cut to a 10 percent increase.

Reductions in increase is not a cut, Troglafuck, you lying worthless fucking jackass.

"They’re particularly troubled by a $786 million cutback in grants from the Federal Emergency Management Agency to support first responders, a 19 percent reduction from the 2010 budget." - Troglafuck, the lying fucked excuse for a human being.

REALITY and TRUTH - The Republican-controlled House passed a bill in June 2011 that would give FEMA an additional $1 billion in disaster-relief funds for the current fiscal year, which ends Sept. 30, as well as $2.65 billion for the coming fiscal year.

But that bill would require the White House to cut other government programs if it needed more money for disaster relief -- a provision the administration has said it would ignore.

The Obamassiah, who you fucking pray to Troglafuck, you racist fuckwad, is the one screwing with FEMA.

You deliberately lie Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad, because you're a sub-human fucked up jackass. Fuck off and stop lying you worthless fucking fuckwad.

FOAD Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked fucking fuckwad.

1:11 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

It started this way..,

"You worthless fucking liar - no one has proposed any such thing you fucked up lying fuckwad." TUMmy

You're wrong. Despite the well documented instances you presented demonstrating RepubliDUms presently funding both FEMA and the National Hurricane Center, the fact remains you and your ilk are proposing future cuts.

Are you denying that, tummy? Yes or no.

2:08 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

Of course they want to cut the budget you stupid moronic fuckwad. What part of "we're broke and can't keep blowing money out our ass" are you too fucking stupid to understand you stupid fucking fuckwad? All you fucking do you lying fucking racist fuckwad is come on here like a parrot and fuck around with stupid fucking bullshit commentary. You're so fucking stupid you stupid fuck that you just want to keep things going as they are.

FOAD Troglafuck you racist fucking fucked up fuckwad.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Of course they want to cut the budget you stupid moronic fuckwad." tummy

So the answer's yes. Once again, let me point out that you said "no one has proposed any such thing you fucked up lying fuckwad."

And now you say "of course they want to cut the budget".

That makes you the lying fuckwad. You can't have it both ways, you stupid gnome. Is that too complicated for you or what?

I'm not lying. You are.

But your recitation of funding facts was pretty damn good. Really good. Too much brain cheese, perhaps?

12:20 AM  
Blogger Trog said...

"You guys have one of the funnest trolls I've ever read! He's like one of those Dumbo clown dolls." troglANON

Dumbo clown dolls.

I'll bet you fuckers know just EXACTLY what a Dumbo clown doll is.

(i checked with my inner homo and she has no idea what it is...but if you happen to run into one on Craig's List or something, she'll pay top dollar if it's battery operated)

1:02 AM  
Anonymous The ULTIMATE Man said...

You are lying, Troglafuck, you lying racist fucked up fucking fuckwad. You lied twice about things you claimed they cut but didn't. And yes they do want to cut the government, you stupid fuck, which you don't want because you just want to see the world fucking burn for the hell of it because you're one sick perverted fucking bastard.

FOAD Troglafuck, you racist fucking fucked up fuckward.

1:11 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Anonymous said...

You guys have one of the funnest trolls I've ever read! He's like one of those Dumbo clown dolls that keeps popping back up for another hit, isn't he? (Uh...no pun intended)


That's sort of true...the Dumbo part fits Troglatwit well enough but he's far too hatefully stupid and too much of a worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard to be any fun at all...Troglatwit is just the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard who's also a major league jackass that lies like a rug and thinks himself smart because he can be incredibly bombastic...all that does is show over and over he's the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard and will never be anything else.

1:20 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"...a major league jackass that lies like a rug..." judge

And yet you can never point out even one lie, Your Honor. Not even one. Why? Because I, troglaman, am not stupid enough make an argument I can't win here at PJ's. That's why. It's a simple and successful strategy...emphasis on 'simple'.

2:06 AM  
Anonymous The JUDGE said...

Most everything you say is a lie you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, and I'm certainly not going to waste time pointing out lies to a liar like you, you worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard, because you'll only lie about not being a liar.

As for whether or not you're stupid, I think everyone on this blog except KayInMaine would vote GUILTY AS CHARGED on whether or not that's true. You've yet to win a single argument on this site because as the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard you can't make arguments you can only bluster like the worthless son of a worthless fucking bastard you are.

3:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Finally Newsweek had the guts to tell it like it is.
Obama is a bad joke on the American people. Go back to your Chicago community job and take Michelle with you. The only thing you two brought to the White House is low class.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am sorry that I stumbled across this thread.

It is painfully obvious that a vast majority of the posters here have less intelligence than that of a used tampon. If that weren't the case, they would use a better class of words, rather than using the 'F' word so much.

Using the 'F' word is wholly indicative of a total and complete lack of intelligence!!!

7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said and, I concur!

7:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree, too.

People who find it necessary to use such language, do so because they lack the intelligent words in their vocabulary to sufficiently create a proper sentence, without using such language!

Such language is a great way for nescient people to advertise their stupidity!

8:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid people should not breed, but they are not smart enough to know how to stop producing!

Can you say, L-O-S-E-R-S ?!?

8:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cretins such as the one who are being discussed in this thread, are not fit to live.

Sadly, it is this very same mentality (actually lack thereof) that got Barack Hussein Obama (aka: Frank Marshall Davis, Jr.) re-elected into the Whitehouse.

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