MSNBC's Cenk Uygur: Pathetic or the real deal?
It's been a week now since the Canning of Keith Olbermann. Many of the DUmmies are still mired in deep Keef Grief, but some have moved on.
MSNBC has moved on. They have installed a new guy to fill the hole, someone named . . . Cenk Uygur?? Yes, that's right, Cenk Uygur. So now their nightly line-up looks like this:
The As-Yet-Unnamed Time Slot, with Cenk "Eye Chart" Uygur
Harebrained, with Chris "Crazyleg" Matthews
The Lost World, with Lawrence "Lawrence of Insania" O'Donnell
The Rachel Mancow Show, with Rachel "Madcow" Mancow
The Ed Show, with Ed "Sergeant" Schultz
A regular Murderers' Row, eh? (Oops, sorry, violent metaphor there.) The DUmmies probably view Rachel as the top man there now.
So who is this Cenk Uygur, you ask? And well you may. For up to this point, Mr. Whatzisname has been an obscure left-wing blogger, hosting some unwatched web show called "The Young Turks." Mr. Mxyzptlk, you see, is of Turkish ancestry, and he used to be young. Now, though, he's simply the 40-Year-Old Turkey. But apparently he fits the MSNBC "Loon Forward" profile: a foul-mouthed, hate-filled, Looney Leftie.
Well, over in DUmmieland, putting this guy on the air has set off a Cenk Uygur Flame War, which is almost as much FUn as a Cenk Uygur Spelling Bee. The house is divided. MSNBC's Cenk Uygur: Pathetic or the real deal? That is the question.
And we get different answers in DUeling DU threads. "Pathetic" leads the way in this THREAD, "Cenk Uygur? That's the best MSNBC could find? He is pathetic." However, another DUmmie counters by saying Cenk is "the real deal" in this THREAD, "Cenk Uygur is the best the MSNBC could find! He is the real deal." It's FUnnie to see them get so worked up over someone no one is going to watch, except half of them!
So let us now don our asbestos overcoats and venture into Democratic Uygurground, in Flame-War Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--wondering if Cenk will stay on the air long enough for his fifteen viewers to learn how to spell his name, much less pronounce it--is in the [brackets]:
Cenk Uygur? That's the best MSNBC could find? He is pathetic.
[I'll take that as a thumbs down on the Young Jerk.]
Can't believe he took over the 'hole' KO left.
[benburch would be GLAD to fill KO's hole. "Lean Forward"--that's ben's motto too!]
I don't care for Cenk
[Two "no's" on Cenk Uruguay.]
What's not to like? I'd be willing to bet the guy will have a more "common-man" appeal too, much like Ed.
[Cenk will have a more "commun-ist" appeal, much like Ed.]
they really need to run a rabid liberal lady in there. (besides Rachel)
[Rachel would like a rabid liberal lady beside her.]
Cenk is the only talk show host that interviewed DU's very own Skinner!!!
[That should tell you something.]
he is always looking to complain about something and not simply telling us the news (and usually raising his annoying voice at the same time).
[PERFECT for MSNBC!]
I find him boring.
[Another vote against the Unnngh Turk.]
The guy is literally unwatchable. He routinely bellows the sort of wild-eyed, half-baked hyperbole we all criticize. . . .
["No" on Turkish Daffy.]
But he can spell!
[With a name like Cenk Ugygyygrrr, you have to!]
You must not have been watching the same Cenk. . . .
[There are two of them?]
I don't mind him. I don't watch that much, but he doesn't bother me. Could be worse.
[A ringing endorsement for Cenk Yogurt!]
If I would watch MSNBC I would watch Cenk. But I won't watch because they fired Keith.
[NOT ONE D*MN CENK!]
I love him, I think he's TERRIFIC!
[Signed, Cenk Uygur]
Whatever dude, Cenk is awesome
[DUde!]
The type of show they have him doing isn't his strong suit. He doesn't enunciate as well. . . .
[YOU try saying Cenk Ungnguyyyrrrrr!]
I hereby declare you the loser of the first annual Cenk Uygur flame war.
[I have a feeling this may be the LAST annual Cenk Uygur flame war.]
there has been zero marketing (Cenk isn't even listed in the MSNBC primetime commercials) and the show doesn't even have an official name, his own customized team and set, etc.
[True, but he costs a lot less than Keefie. Follow the capitalism: Keef was pulling down 7 mil; they're probably paying El Cinko a paltry 7 thou.]
Cenk Uygur is the best the MSNBC could find! He is the real deal.
[A big thumbs UP for Cinko de Mao!]
He has no personality. He's boring.
[And a quick "no" on the Cankersore.]
He may be boring but he is not a drone.
[A left-winged compliment, I guess.]
Not afraid of sh*t he!
[Yoda checks in.]
Cenk just states the obvious and isn't professional. His read is crap, he's an arrogant ego-maniac.
[Picky, picky, picky. . . .]
I LOVE CENK!!!!!
[Turkish Delight!]
I had him on in the kitchen while making supper... I LIKE!
[YES for the Kitchen Cenk!]
I hereby declare you the winner of the first annual Cenk Uygur flame war.
[WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!]
posted by PJ-Comix at 1:05 PM
17 Comments:
Who the heck is Fity-cent Wigger?
I saw Cenk on a clip from "Young Turks".
His schtick is sort of John Kerryesque in that he's a phoney-baloney opportunist who jumped on the liberal bandwagon because it looked like it was going somewhere.
In reality, Cenk's a knee-jerk, bumper sticker liberal, and became this because it gets him attention, chicks (or whatever floats his boat), money, and it's easier than working.
Ideologically as shallow as a puddle, with the charm and gravitas of Ed Schultz combined with the the onscreen persona of a slightly gassy and over-garlicked Benito Mussolini, he is basically just repulsive and as transparent as plate glass.
Score another one for MSNBC!
Way to go, guys!
Anon, you just described 80% of the liberal progressive population.
Well, maybe you gave them a little too much credit.
I checked one of Uygur's items out on YouTube quite a while back....he's perfect for MSNBC because's he's a dumb as a doornail Moonbat that would make Troglaman look like Einstein in comparison.
http://www.armenian-genocide.org/young_turks.html
The Young Turks is also the name of the group responsible for the Armenian genocide. I'm guessing a young Turk knows about the Young Turk history.
One could make the comparison to naming an organization Hitler's Youth.
You had me in stitches over, "which is almost as much FUn as a Cenk Uygur Spelling Bee." HAhahahaha. Oh good lord.
Oh this is the same guy that got bitch slapped by the leader of GOProud not to long ago while filling in for Sgt. Schultz. Actually he punk'd him more than once.
Johnny 5 is alive
Is his last name pronounced WEE-gur, like the Chinese muslim militants that Mark Steyn jokes about?
He is almost as bad as the loons on Fox news, like Glen Beck, Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, Sean Hannity and the list goes on and on.
Cenk is awesome. He has deserved a high profile slot for a long time. I've been a young turks member for a long time. He doesn't spew BS, and he backs up what he says with evidence (rather than just imaginiation and panic, as seen on faux news programs).
Cenk actually is a fiscal conservative of sorts. He is among the 14% of Americans who felt that the tax cuts should not be extended among the rich OR the poor, because the negative impact tax cuts have on deficit. As much as Keith will be missed, there is not a better, more deserving, replacement on earth.
TYT Army
Replace one idiot with another.With MSNBC's merge I thought we would get more fair and balanced commentary,well,thought wrong. As for MSNBC motto,"Lean Forward", LOL. LEAN FORWARD = FALL
I like Cenk. He's clear, he's passionate, and he's liberal. Excellent!
This guy is a complete FOOL !!
Cenk is the best host PERIOD faux news can't compare, facts people facts, Cenk has them. None of that "some people say" Crap. Cenk would rip every host on faux to shreds no doubt. TyT Army.
Not surprising TyT Army licks Cenk's butthole. They never met a genocide they didn't masturbate to. The "faux news" bit is a total red herring, and one it can't even prove.
Hey TyT, think about changing your name to Hitler's Youths? It's about as accurate for you.
You're a loser.
Pleae have this guy be himself, he is a poor act for being funny, not amusing at all
Stupid and lazy, though profesess Turkish background knows little about middle East or Israel. His desperate screams exposes his laziness to do a little research.....try Black September and Jordan. Their solution to Palestinians trying to take over Jordan. Hey Obama you should do some research too (the gateway to knowledge).
One less AZZOLE on MSNBC ...
TURKY GEAUXS DOWN in MAY of 2014
MSNBC SHOOTS the WILD YOUNG TURTey
The YOUNG TURK - CENK UYGUR GEAUXS DOWN!
MSNBC FIRES CENK UYGUR (05-06-2014)
1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hb2eBHdgmlo
2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t1MGIlRUdKI
3) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hb2eBHdgmlo#t=33
4) http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=t1MGIlRUdKI#t=20
5) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb2eBHdgmlo
6) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1MGIlRUdKI
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