Olbermann: DUmmies Rage at DUmmie FUnnies
Freeper bottom-feeder "PJ-Comix" plans to "harvest juicy comedy nuggets" from DU today RE: K.O.
[It should be a very productive harvest starting out with the comedy gold nuggets provided by DUmmie Amerigo Vespucci.]
This man / woman is the host / hostess of a regular F.R. feature, "DUmmies Funnies."
[GASP! You said the forbidden name out loud in DUmmieland. VERBOTEN!]
He / she randomly plucks DU quotes and adds his / her witty and insouciant remarks like "what a DUmmie!"
["What a DUmmie!" That might have been the first time I posted those exact words in like maybe a year.]
Oh, that ZESTY FreeRepublic wit.
[Hey, it caused you to lose a night of sleep.]
Further proof that while mutual attraction may exist, cousins should not marry.
[DUmmie logic in action.]
HA HA HA! Hey, PJ! I just made a DUmmie Funny, you f*cking TOOL. You're right, this IS a lot of fun.
[Screeched the angry DUmmie in the performance cage. And now to his fellow DUmmie performers who exist strictly for our amusement...]
Might make more sense if he simply got a life.
[I guess you haven't heard that the DUmmies in my DUmmie Ant Farm exist SOLELY to provide comedy nuggets for the DUmmie FUnnies.]
There's a whole website devoted to doing that. Google "Conservative Cave"
[Now you're in BIG trouble. You just posted that other FORBIDDEN name.]
I stumbled across it a couple of weeks ago. A really revolting site that I considered posting an OP exposing them but decided not to as I didn't want to give them any free publicity.
[Congrats on doing just that...giving the Conservative Cave free publicity.]
I found that site around a year ago while Googling my DUsername. Seems they're obsessed with this place, hanging on our every word. In contrast, I haven't visited that Loserville even one time after seeing how comically worthless it is - like the freeps' weaker, more boring cousin.
[Good news, DUmmie Cirque du So-What. Your DUmmie Losername also appears in the DUmmie FUnnies.]
Actually, I always read that thread on FR. I find it cute how fascinated they are.
[May I put you on the DUFU PING List?]
And how sane the comments PJ chooses tend to be, and sometimes, he admits to agreeing with the DU members. It's as close to a conversation as they will get with those who disagree.
[Could you send that endorsement to WILLIAM RIVERS PITT?]
Guess we'd all better be extra series today.
[Especially YOU, DUmmie DCKit.]
Yo, PJ - KISS MY HAIRY ASS! Juicy enough for ya?
[Sorry. Ben Burch got there first.]
It's not the first time the village idiot laughed at the town folk. It won't be the last.
[The next laugh will come in exactly 24 business hours.]
The guy is so not funny, his stuff just comes across as stupid
but then conservative comedy is an oxymoron.
[The stupid parts come from quoting DUmmies like you word for word.]
(This DUFU edition will be updated with more angry comedy nuggets from this thread so keep providing the material for me to harvest, DUmmies.)
He's just a boisterous asshole lacking in wit of any kind. It's like that episode of "Cheers" in which Cliff Claven decided to do stand-up comedy. And the little shit is so full of himself...each episode of "DUmmies Funnies" is heralded with all of the pomp and glamour that F.R. can muster (which isn't much).
[DUmmie Amerigo Vespucci has just mentioned "DUmmie FUnnies" for a SECOND time. Okay, I have to say it out loud...DUmmie Amerigo Vespucci is a...LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
But all I can say to him / her is have fun trolling, troll.
[We ALWAYS have a BLAST DUFUing the DUmmies.]