Thursday, February 19, 2009

The Apes of Wrath: Chimp=Bush, OK; Chimp=Obama, "THAT'S RACIST!"

The above cartoon appeared in a New York newspaper the other day, using the occasion of the chimp attack in Connecticut to make a comment about how stupid the stimulus bill is. Now I don't find the cartoon particularly funny, not because it uses the image of a chimp, but because the image of a chimp lying on the ground, bleeding, with bullet holes in it, is not my idea of lighthearted humor. But using chimp imagery to convey stupidity--that's nothing new.

But to gauge the reaction of Democrats, DUmmies, and the PC police--my, you'd think you're watching Muzzies reacting to a cartoon of Mohammed! Witness this
THREAD, "Al Sharpton is on his way to the NY Post to raise hell about this toon." The DUmmies take the chimp as a reference to Obama, and therefore they cry--cue the gif of the black kid--"THAT'S RACIST!"

Of course, seeing their desire to squelch free speech, we could reply, "THAT'S FACIST!" (dummiespell for "fascist"). What's more, it's hypocritical! If anyone dares to compare Obama to a chimp--OUTRAGE!--yet for eight years, on a daily basis, the DUmmies referred to President Bush with names like "Chimpy McBushitler," "Chimpus Khan," "Curious George," and so on.

It's "The Apes of Wrath"! So let us now get our binoculars, approach carefully, and observe the DUmmies in the Mist, in Monkey-Butt Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, the Jane Goodall of the blogosphere, is in the [brackets]:

Al Sharpton is on his way to the NY Post to raise hell about this toon

[I am now picturing Al Sharpton as King Kong, straddling the top of the New York Post Building, holding the cartoonist in his giant paw. Is that racist?]



The insinuation is that the bill was very poorly written. That's all really.


People have to be very sensitive when making any comparisons to black people and monkeys. . . .

[But they can be completely INsensitive when comparing WHITE people to monkeys!]

It's a dogwhistle. His "base" will understand what he means. . . .

[Now you're comparing conservatives to dogs. I guess all mammals are fair game if it's about white conservatives.]

he knew he would push some buttoms. . . .

[Let's not bring benburch into a discussion about monkeys.]

I always compare a chimp to Bush, not Obama. I think I've even called him Chimp many times.

[And I've even read that in DUmmieland, like, 47,000 times. Now take the next step and see the double standard. Hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmie!]

Now look, I am not one of those people who see racism in everything. But I am no dummy. . . .

[Well, yes, you are.]

So, where's the monkey-stimulus bill connection?

[ben seeking info on how to stimulate a monkey.]

Don't people refer to a certain ex-President as the chimp?


Calling Bush "chimpie" for 8 years hasn't helped. . . .

[Ya think?]

Obama is going to be insulted the next 8 years. . . .

[EIGHT years?? I thought Baracky Baboon was only elected for four!]

insult him because you find him unacceptable as a president NOT because of the color of his skin.

[Sounds like a plan! And if you guys can do "Chimpy McBush" for eight years, then we can throw in an occasional "Chimpy McBama"!]


Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Morons. The Messiah didn't write the bill, Congress did, and it that deranged bunch of thieves that is being mocked. Rangel is just race-pimping again.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To write Shakespeare:
Infinate number of monkeys given an infinate number of hours.

To write this stimulus bill:
One monkey, 10 minutes.

2:12 PM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

Help, I can't stop LAUGHING!!!!

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Reid is now backpeddling on the stimulus bill... denying a rubber stamp (According to one Dem Congressman... no one read the document = rubber stamp)

Another thing that cropped up today is that $1 billion is being given to a Dem Microsoft founder, billionaire, owner of Sea Hawks, etc.

So, conspiracy theories aside, did Obambi accept funds from some of these people and organizations with a promise of return on their investment?

Kind of begs another question too... Was Microsoft or their founders involved in funneling money to Obambi from foreign countries?... shrug... just questions?

3:18 PM  
Anonymous Smitty said...

Goddam, the DUmmies are irony proof. After eight years of calling Bush "Chimpy McHitler", "The War Chimp", "Chimpy McPretzelchoker", pig, ape, demon, zionist stooge, genocidal monster, and unlimited foul obscenities, the DUmmies get all huffy and self-righteous about an alleged slight to B.O.

Well, cry me a river you dumb hypocrites and welcome to the real world.

5:16 PM  
Anonymous Infidel said...

I guess the fact that the PRESIDENT DOSE NOT WRITE BILLS is lost on the DUmmies, eh.

More than anything, the position of "President of the United States" is little more than a glorified secretary.

5:37 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"So, where's the monkey-stimulus bill connection?"

If a monkey bangs away on a keyboard long enough...

That was my first thought when I saw that cartoon.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Classic Liberal said...

This administration has no clue. The first example is the "Energy Secretary" admitting he has no clue what the president's policy is on oil production and price. Next you have the "Energy Czar" stomping on the Canadians, our largest supplier of oil, for their tar-sands production of oil.

Energy Secretary? Energy Czar? Just who the hell is in charge there? And that is just ONE example.

The whole administration, in fact the whole goddamn federal government is the same -- a total cluster fuck of Napoleonic midgets claiming power over each others' "turf," confusing and confounding with their conflicting rules and regulations anyone who wants to do business. Agencies, administrations, and bureaucratic empires all working at cross-purposes with conflicting charters and missions set up by "respond-to-the-pressure-group-of-the-minute" politicians whose only interest is power, re-election, and graft.

And we pay, pay, and pay some more for it all! We're all serfs to a faceless, fascist, statist elite.

9:38 AM  
Anonymous coffee said...

George W. was depicted as a monkey hundreds of times, nobody complained about that except to defend his office

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Classic Liberal said...

Here's another example of the incompetence and cluelesness of this government:

Congress created an "oversight" panel to track the $700B TARP program. The chairwoman, Elizabeth Warren, is a tenured LAW professor from Harvard, not an economist. She declares that TARP "overpaid" for shares in banks: why? Because the share prices went down afterward!

Faced with the prospect of government micro-managing, for political and not economic reasons, a company they bought stock in, any rational shareholder would bail out as quickly as possible with the only result that share prices go down.

Warren is so clueless about economics she stated: "What we learn is the market, when left to its own devices, moves toward boom and bust."

Here's a clue for you Ms. Warren:

Booms are caused by inflation. Inflation is defined as an increase in money supply and credit. The market does not control money supply, the Federal Reserve does.

Increased prices are a RESULT of inflation, not the cause. Busts are the only logical and inevitable result of government-controlled and induced inflation.

Guess what? The Federal Reserve has inflated money supply by some $3Trillion in the last 4 months -- what will be the inevitable result??? INFLATION! The cheapening of your money and the silent theft of the purchasing power of your savings by GOVERNMENT!

When faced with a fire, you do not fight the fire with gasoline!

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...


Inflation seems to have jumped substantially this month. I wonder why?

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Classic Liberal said...

Because the government wants to create another boom, Shambhala, so they're pumping up the money supply and trying to force bankers to increase credit. We're screwed!

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I blame Emperor JugEars McChimpHitler!

10:47 AM  
Anonymous skully said...

Hey Smitty you forgot my all time favorite Bush name: Chimpy McFuckwad. I always thought that was the best name the DUmmies gave him.
But Bush is gone and now anybody who disagrees with Emperor Porkulus' Marxism will be labeled a racist. Whoa..will Porkulus now be considered racial slur?? Never mind that the cartoon chimp was a representation of congress, the bill is Obama's policy, so any criticism of the bill is critique of 0 by extension. And any negative critique of the Obamessiah is racism. Race baiter's like Sharpton live for this shit..they see racists in sheets hiding behind every tree.

10:54 AM  
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2:20 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

I saw a cartoon of Air Force One with the tail number N1663R.

I laughed. The liberals had a stroke.

I admit it's sort of in bad taste. But bad taste is the hallmark of Liberalism.

The only thing we can do is keep saying and doing things that drive them insane. We can't allow ourselves to be cowed into submission to their PC bullshit.

Besides, it's fun to watch their heads explode.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Never mind that the cartoon chimp was a representation of congress." skully

I, troglaman, can tell you this:

Every time I see a chimp, I think of Congress.

You do too, skully? I was feeling so alone until now.

3:20 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"I saw a cartoon of Air Force One with the tail number N1663R. I laughed. The liberals had a stroke." gunslinger

You are one cool cucumber. What the hell are you talking about?

3:30 AM  
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9:35 AM  

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