Angry DUmmie (redundant?) declares: "I don't have to be nice."
Obama won. The Democrats won. They control the White House. They control both houses of Congress. They got the Porkulus bill passed. These should be happy days for the DUmmies, halcyon days. But no. Hatred CONSUMES them, still. Yes, even though the Democrats can have their way on whatever they want, the DUmmies are ABLAZE with HATE--as we saw in our last DUFU and now here again today--hatred of conservatives, hatred of Republicans, hatred of anyone who opposes them. Witness this THREAD, "I don't have to be nice." Feel the love!
The DUmmies tend to have these competitions to see who can sound the angriest, the fiercest, the most foul-mouthed in their denunciations of the Right. Tough-guy talk is easy, of course, when you are holed up in your basement burrow and shouting into an echo chamber. And the DUmmies are not happy unless they are hatin' somebody!
So don your asbestos suit and get ready for the fiery blasts from the DUmmie furnace, in Raging Red, while the calm commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, reminding you to hug a DUmmie today--they need it--is in the [brackets]:
I don't have to be nice.
[I don't think you KNOW HOW to be nice, DUmmie Joe Fields. Proceed . . .]
I'm not the sort of guy to mince words. When I write or say something, there's no mistaking where I stand.
[Yes, Joe, it's all about you. Now show us how righteously indignant you can be.]
As I have been monitoring almost all of the right wing talk programs, almost daily . . . I have heard a resounding, GREATLY INCREASING, unending drumbeat of pure, unadulterated HATRED for Obama and the administration.
[As you now begin YOUR resounding, GREATLY INCREASING, unending drumbeat of pure, unadulterated HATRED for conservatives and Republicans!]
These radio show hosts . . . all speak with the rabidity of a hydrophobic dog.
[They got the hydrophobie! Better put 'em down!]
You can almost see see the wild, maniacal look in their eyes, and the drool hanging from their lips, as they speak on the radio in a rage that should only be reserved for the Hitlers of the world.
[Or the wild, maniacal rage that you reserve for conservatives.]
Before the year is out, my guess is that they will be clamoring for Obama's impeachment.
[Before the year is out, YOU DUMMIES may be clamoring for BO's impeachment, if he doesn't act as radical-leftish as you like.]
Well, here are my thoughts: I am reminded of a scene in the John Wayne movie "Big Jake," when I think about Obama extending his hand across the aisle in a gesture of bi-partisanship. After being goaded by another cowboy, who was clearly pushing for a fight, Wayne smiled and said, "Well, I guess there's no point in trying to get on your good side." Then he reached back and floored the guy with a roundhouse punch.
["Big Joke" Obama will smile and say, "How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?"]
F*CK THEM!!! F*ck the republicans and everything they stand for, because they sure as hell don't represent any part of America that I want to be associated with. EVERY GODDAMMED REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE AND SENATOR CAN GO F*CK THEMSELVES!!!
[Pretty good, Joe, but if you REALLY want to impress your fellow DUmmies, set your caps lock on ON, use the "F" word MORE than once per sentence, and ADD MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!]
They aren't Americans.
[It's true. We came here from Mozambique.]
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSES, ALL OF YOU!! AND GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK, UNDEVELOPED BRAINS: PRESIDENT OBAMA IS IN CHARGE NOW, AND THE DEMS CONTROL CONGRESS, SO EAT SH*T, F*CKERS. YOU ALL HAD YOUR SHOT AND RUINED THIS COUNTRY, SO GET THE F*CK OUT OF OUR WAY.
[Better, better. You've got the caps lock thing down pretty well now, Joe. Profanity level acceptable. But . . . NEEDS MORE EXCLAMATION MARKS!!!!!!!]
It's open season on republicans.
[Release the hounds!]
All of you motherf*ckers can whine and use all the hot button words you want, like "neo marxist," "socialist," comrades" "communists," or whatever the f*ck you want to call us or the administration.
[Hot-button words we can believe you are!]
The truth of it is that you only have G.W. Bush and yourselves to blame.
[BDS knows no cure.]
We're just trying to clean up this huge stinking mess you left us, so f*ck off, eat sh*t, die, leave the country or whatever.
["Die" is a nice touch, Joe, but "whatever" is a little weak.]
Not only am I going to meet fire with fire, but I'm just now getting warmed up.
[Warming up in the bull(sh*t) pen, lefty Joe Fields!]
I have a lot on my mind and a sh*tload of arthritis medicine.
[Conservative destroyin' and glucosamine chondroitin! Now let's hear from your fellow Peace, Love and Tolerance™ Party mates . . .]
K & R !!!!!!
[Kick a Republican !!!!!!]
Its a great post, BUT..... they will not get out of the way. They will continue to impede AND worse.
[They might actually hold a differing opinion AND try to persuade people! Shameful! Un-American!]
F*CK THE REPUBLICONS!!!
[DUmmie discourse at its finest!]
There is no way to win against these people as long as passion for our aims and anger against those who would derail them is absent.
[I don't think you're going to have trouble with the anger part.]
John Wayne's got nothing on Obama.
[Sheriff BlackBerry Bart is about to whip something out. . . .]
I'm really afraid we're going to be at a loss unless we get MORE control of the Media!
[Katie Couric, Brian Williams, Charlie Gibson, Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, et al.--ALL LOUSY REPUBLICON SHILLS!!]
We don't NEED to be on "defense" anymore, we WON and we need to ACT like it..we need to go on OFFENSE!
[Hey, I for one find you pretty offensive.]
We've got to play hardball!
[Insert benburch joke here.]
I loved Howard Dean because he would just kick ass and not care!
Just look at how they have swayed public opinion by merely telling a couple lies about the stimulus package: its pork, its too expensive, it won't create jobs - ALL lies.
[It's pork, it's too expensive, it won't create jobs--all TRUE.]
tax cuts don't work. . . .
[What a terrible thing--to let people keep more of their own money!]
Don't beat around the bush so much!
[Beat ON Bush!]
I'm sick of the sh*t too. To the point where I moved to a place in the woods. I have lived in nazibama, and florida.I have been sick of hearing the rashlimpdick neonazi sh*t since about 86 when I was an over the road salesman in SouthFlorida covering from Key West to Ft Pierce, I had areas where the only radio reception was the station spewing rash. I kept the radio on in order to hear any dangerous weather updates. Being out in the bush could be dangerous if there was a tornado or fire.
[Stay outta da bush! Especially in Florida and Nazibama, DUmmie HillbillyBob.]
I have been hearing this lie sh*t for years and had reached the point I wanted to drive over to rashes palm beach mansion and drive my truck through his living room. I did keep a little sanity, not much.
["Not much" is being generous, HillbillyBob.]
I live on a little farm out in the woods. . . .
[It's a funny kind of farm.]
When the hell are the rest of American citizens gonna wake the hell up and take back our country? are we all pussies?
[We are DUmmies, hear us roar . . .]
what scares me the most is that they are most certainly going to try to put the blame for this recession/depression(?) on him.
[I strongly disagree! We will put the blame on the Democrat Congress too!]
They need to be house-trained by Obama's team, and fast. We had a wonderful animal-trainer called Barbara Woodhouse. She used a choke chain. That's all they need. Don't revile them for being what they are. Dogs are dogs. Not human beings.
[It's the pussies vs. the dogs!]
I hope Obama finds his spine. . . .
[In Search of the Missing Barackbone.]
YOU ALL HAD YOUR SHOT AND RUINED THIS COUNTRY, SO GET THE F*CK OUT OF OUR WAY.
[Yelling into an echo chamber must make you feel big and tough!]
bipartisanship my ass.
[benburch is bipartisan with his @$$.]
I hate them too...you are so not alone. . . .
[It's a regular HateFest!]
I'm still hoping to see some unity between the two parties. . . .
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]
Whew! Catharsis or primal scream therapy?
[Neither. Normal DUmmie discourse.]
BTW, does anyone know what's going on with Randi Rhodes?
Joe Fields, here's the next step... Figure out a way to take your rant (with which I fully agree) and PG edit it for a family newspaper!
[Like the Manson Family.]