"Two more days until martial law"
Two more days until martial law
[Get ready for the Walmart Detention Centers!]
In less than forty-eight hours, an active military unit will be deployed domestically for the first time. I know this story received some chatter here at DU around the beginning of September, but I think we should start the rattle again now that the policy is going into effect. Let's get the word out there. These troops were in the hell we once referred to as Iraq for the better part of three years. I doubt that "crowd control" is in their nature. We can't let this story get buried beneath economic and election news. Make no mistake about it: this is martial law. We need to question both the timing and the reasoning behind this ridiculous abuse of power. Is it a preparation for election theft? Is the economy going to get so bad that people are expected to march through the streets? Why is the first brigade to be deployed in Iraq three separate times being handed the responsibilities of the local authorities. Bush is wagging his dick in our faces one last time. Demand answers.
[One big giveaway that this is a LFT is that he spelled "martial" correctly. You really do need learn to spell it as "marshal."]
I don't want the shit we had to deal with here in Minneapolis/St. Paul to be exported to the rest of you. Please make some noise. You know the media will do their damnedest not to touch this.
[Perhaps not but it is being featured in the DUmmie FUnnies so count your blessings. Now on to the other DUmmies...]
I'm not understanding how that many troops is gonna do...well, anything. It's not even enough to have like 1 troop in every city over like 50,000.
[Yeah. A whole Army brigade is expected to take over the country. But let us continue with the manufactured paranoia...]
one of their duties is "crowd control" if the brigade is transported to the location of a protest or march, I assure you there is plenty that they can do.
[Ridiculously claimed the LFT.]
Particularly with that microwave emitter device that heats up your skin is. deployed on innocent protesters. And we though holding a cellphone next to your head was cancer causing.
[Claimed another obvious LFT.]
You only have to brutally crush a couple demonstrations to send a message. I think they're only there in case of a revolution though.
[Claimed an authentic DUmmie who was suckered by the LFTs.]
I'll bet you $1000 right now that you're wrong. If you're going to post chicken little stuff like this, you should have no problem backing it up. Really, is this paranoid shit necessary?
[Not when the authentic DUmmie postings are hilarious enough.]
Trying to incite panic..thanks.
[More like trying to incite laughter.]
I've lived 25 years under marital law
[An authentic DUmmie post that is much more hilarious than the fake posts.]
Those 4,000 troops are going to load us all into concentration camps.
[A sarcastic reply but one which is believed by many DUmmies.]
If I could change my subject title, I would.
[Too late...and your tombstoning is imminent.]
Color me terrified... Seriously... martial law in TWO DAYS? Just exactly what do you think these 4,000 troops can do in a country the size of America? I got to tell you - if they all show up in Idaho they will be both outmanned AND outgunned. You obviously have no idea what kind of shit the good old boys around here have buried in their back yards...
[See, a professional LFT would have had the DUmmies completely on the hook but this LFT has lost them from the get-go.]
I've admitted time and time again throughout this thread that using the words "martial law" in the OP was hyperbolic. This is important enough that it doesn't need to be sexed up like that. Don't you believe, ignoring my usage of those two words, that this is a serious issue that deserves more press? No, I don't think that this force of a few thousand soldiers will subdue an entire nation. Not at all. Martial Law was the wrong term. But could this force have great influence over a large civilian crowd involved in a protest of sorts--in a word, yes. At the RNC, we witnessed an excessive police force brutalizing and jailing around a thousand civilians (many peaceful protesters, participating in permitted marches). But I have no doubt in my mind that this is a step in the direction of martial law, albeit a small but significant one. I totally jumped the shark using that phrase, but my original point stands. People need to know about this.
[Don't even bother trying to talk your way out of it. Best thing to do now is to tombstone yourself and then return to DUmmieland under a new name and more professional LFT attitude.]
Replace ur tin foil hat, the black helicopters are getting thru
[Stated another LFT trying to "pass." Hmmm... Perhaps I should write an LFT training manual called "DUmb Like Me" to give instructions on how to pass as an authentic DUmmie.]