Monday, September 22, 2008

"are you working on Nov. 5?"

The DUmmies have already breaking out their Freudenschade champagne bottles and are celebrating Obama's victory in November as you can see in the THREAD titled, "are you working on Nov. 5?" I just don't have the heart to tell them that Hillary is already quietly sticking the shiv into Barack's back, especially in Pennsylvania, in order to assure that he goes down in order to pave the way for Her Thighness in 2012. But let us not discourage the DUmmies from celebrating while their Messiah is being backstabbed. So we now join the DUmmies popping open their champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while your humble correspondent, noting that the only options open for DUmmies in the next election will be Hillary or the rubber room, is in the [barackets]:


are you working on Nov. 5?

[No. Election Day is a good day to take off from work.]

I think I'm taking the day off to celebrate!

[Why wait? There is a big sale on Freudenschade victory champagne.]

HELL NO. I work with fundies. I need to see them suffer. Sadistic? You bet your ass. I can't wait to feast on their sorrow.

[Be sure to show up at work that day. Those fundies might be the ones to do the feasting. Hee! Hee!]

I'm taking off that day and Nov 4 to help with gotv

[Better to take off on Nov. 4 and rest up for the next day when you need to gotv.]

As a student teacher, I have no choice. But I hopefully will be
celebrating with my students!

[FUneral parties are FUn!]

No, I'll be in Cannes. Hopefully running up and down the Promenade next to the beach in my Obama/Biden gear making a total ASS out of myself!!!

[How about running straight into the sea that day to permanently drown out your sorrows...thanx to Hillary.]

May I make a suggestion as to where to eat your celebratory dinner? Up the road apiece, to the Chateau Eza, in Eze. If possible, outside, with Cannes in the slight distance.

[Mediterranean crow is simply delish!]

Both my husband and I asked for 11/5 off weeks ago. We decided regarless of which way it went, we'd be hung-over.

[Prepare for a Hillary Hangover.]

I am sure DU will be on in the background and checking in from the party..and on the 5th, just going to take a day to be happy and breathe the fresh air of change !

[Nominee-In-Waiting Hillary will certainly be a fresh air of change.]

I will be at the polls at 7 in the morning.. not as a pollworker, but just to be with all my neighbors as we smoosh together with our cups of coffee,standing in line, catching up with each other about family matters and celebrating being able to vote for Barack Obama. My party starts early

[Freudenschade, baby!]

We'll be treating it like a holiday - bbq outside, have a picnic PARTAY!

[Barbequed crow. YUmmie!]

I look forward to Obama taking office so that I can have a job soon

[Good news! Hillary will be hiring for her 2012 campaign offices on Nov. 5]

I'm working now trying to help get Obama elected. I'm celebrating bigtime. BIGTIME, baby!

[Meanwhile, Hillary working silently in the background, is... ah, why spoil the DUmmie party mood? Yes, enjoy your Freudenschade pre-victory party.]

I'm taking that day off because I will be hungover from celebrating Obama's win.

[Remember. No need to actually work for victory since it is already a done deal. Just ask Hillary. Hee! Hee!]

Nope! going over to Fort lauderdale to do some 'celebrating'

[My neighborhood. I'll be sure to hand you a Hillary 2012 button.]

can't wait to see the Repugs faces when we win. Should we lose, I won't go to work. I think I'm throwing in the towel on a lot of things.

[I'm thinking many DUmmies will be throwing in the towel on life itself.]

I have a lab on that day

[Me too. It's called Dissecting DUmmies.]

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

This collection of asshats (an asshat is what a butthead wears), is really childish. Why would you begin a celebration this early, particularly when the polls are so close?

This election is by no means decided.

If the Bradley Effect does come into play, Obama will lose. Not by a lot, but by enough to keep "stolen election" out of the DUmmies grasp.

It's almost as if... ah! Hell with it. These nitwits aren't worth anymore thought.

9:46 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Though I certaily hope McCain wins, i cannot be sure that will happen. It is just too close to call.

However, these idiots would celebrate, at most, for a couple days before the meds wear off. At some point the Dummies would begin calling for 'reforms' that would make Pol Pot blush.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"I look forward to Obama taking office so that I can have a job soon."

...Wrote DUmmie Charles Gatieau...

10:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, my favorite is the guy who wants a job- so he's electing a socialist. Good lord, that's beyond parody.

Runner up is the dude who's just going to give up on his life if his political party doesn't win the whitehouse. What's wrong with these people? Are they mentally ill?

12:11 PM  
Anonymous Stix said...

Is this the same site that last week said it was over and Obama was finished. Man do they have scirsofrania or what?? Or arethey just so emotional that they change moods every time the polls change 1percetage point. Whatever it is , it is definitely funny to wath.

Thanks for doing the dirty work PJ, I would need about 10 showers after going into the DUmmieland or Kossacks place. You should be given an award.

1:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's wrong with these people? Are they mentally ill? -anon

I'd say, based on comments, some are bipolar and/or have other personality disorders.

However, it seems the vast majority simply suffer from an acute case of ignorance. Ignorance on how our system of government works, etc.

Of course, much of it is willful ignorance. Ignoring facts in favor of feeling. And yet, it's funny, they make fun of "Fundies" for speaking in tongues and other such holy-rolling. Both are aspects of emotion overcoming logic and reason.

Politics, environmentalism, socialism -- those are the DUmmies' religions. We just watch 'em roll in the aisles when the "Spirit" comes upon them!

1:47 PM  
Blogger Corona said...

These schmoes act as if Barack wins he's going to personally hand each of them a pound of weed. And then Utopia happens. Well, for a few hours anyway. Then they'll all have cushy Google jobs thanks to the O. Imagine that. No college. No McDonalds. Just straight from Homeroom to $100,000 a year. Obama is incredible, is he not?

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Is reality a dish? Maybe it's best served piping hot.

2:44 PM  
Blogger KGC said...

"I look forward to Obama taking office so that I can have a job soon"
-----
Words escape me. I won't even try to comment on the idiocy of this statement except to say I might just hurl.

5:16 PM  
Blogger The Gunslinger said...

It won't be a week before they're furious because Obie doesn't do what they want, or because they discover he wasn't anointed King...and can't impose sweeping social changes without the assent and approval of Congress.

And they'll go ballistic upon realizing that there are still Republicans in Congress who disagree with Precious have have the audacity to obstruct some of his worst Socialist/Facist tendencies.

And in spite of the bad craziness that will be inflicted on our country if he wins, we'll still have the satisfaction of watching the DUmmies regularly im(ex)plode.

5:51 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Two possibilities here: 1)Obama wins and the DUmmies party like its 1984. 2)Obama loses and the DUmmies make plans, once again, to emmigrate to some country that has generous welfare benefits and admits people with no skills.

5:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, I don't usually go to this kind of trouble, but I'm sampling and saving some of those quotes off the thread along with the names of the people who made them. Specifically the ones talking about gloating in the faces of republicans on election day. If McCain wins I'm going to spend the day tracking them down on DU and checking out what they say, the compare and contrast should be allot of fun. I'll post it here in the comments maybe.

If Obama wins it'll be no big deal. 4 years of a slightly dumber Carter followed by a Republican landslide, or 8 years of a middle way Clinton-style democratic admin followed by a moderate Republican pres, Jindal maybe. The rest of the world will catch hell, but basically they deserve it, America will be fine, as always. The republic is big and robust enough to survive allot worse than 4 years of some Chicago dumbass.

1:21 AM  
Anonymous Moonbat_One said...

They have jobs?

8:48 AM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

" Moonbat_One said...
They have jobs?"

My question is: "They actually want to work?"

12:37 AM  
Anonymous mandible said...

^^

No. Obama is going to give them jobs. They have been on disability for the last 8 years.

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For God's sake, it's "schadenfreude"!!

1:01 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Anon, for goodness' sake, if you were a regular reader or poster of Dummie Funnies you'd know it's an inside joke (the way it is spelled). Gee!!

5:14 AM  

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