Monday, September 29, 2008

Reagan Derangement Syndrome In DUmmieland

The DUmmies and the left still haven't gotten over Ronald Reagan as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I have waited 28 years to watch these fuckers crawl..." In addition to suffering from incredible rage against Reagan, you can also see the DUmmie revenge fantasies against conservatives and Republicans should their Obamassiah win in November. Think I was exaggerating about my frequent references to DUmmie Chekhist squads liquidating EVIL conservatives? Well read on. So let us now watch the DUmmies rail against Reagan in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent saying "There you go again," is in the [brackets]:


I have waited 28 years to watch these f*ckers crawl...

[Posted the DUmmie, full of revenge fantasies...]

On Election night, 1980, I called my father of blessed memory and asked him, "Dad, what are we gonna do?"

[Crawl into your basement and await the arrival of the Obamassiah in 1988.]

I was a few months out of dental school with loans and facing a fascist Reagan-state, and scared to death of what the future would hold. My father, a man of great practical and historic wisdom replied, "What you're going to do is you're going to get up in the morning, shower, dress, and go to work. You're going to eat your meals, you're going to date your girlfriend, you're going to go down to the Jersey Shore for weekends in the summers. And you're going to wait. You're going to watch and wait for possibly a very long time, and someday, these bastards will get their just desserts. They call for less government...we'll see just how long the system can run on full throttle cronyism before it collapses."

[Son, you need to put your brain into hibernation for the next 28 years.]

Well, it didn't occur in his lifetime, and I miss having him and my Mom to talk to about all this...as I once mentioned, they sat shiva for 50 years following Adlai's loss in 1952, but this is the fate of the Progressive.

[The fate of Obama is to have the shiv-a shoved into his back by the Clintons.]

So it is now about time for the chickens to come home to roost. We are watching the death of the insane movement - it is still gasping and choking for air, and idiots like Limbaugh still spew, but soon we may hear the death-rattle in the throat of the beast.

[I sure hope you have your Guy Fawkes costume on order so that it will be ready for you on November 5.]

From my lips to God's ear.

[From your lips to Li'l Beaver's ear. And now to hear from the other Reagan Derangement Syndrome DUmmies...]

I still remember my mother spitting at the T.v. when Reagan won.

[Did she barf on her shoes when Bush won?]

I'm gonna enjoy watching these f*ckers self-destruct right before our eyes.

[Just like they did in 2004? Hee! Hee!]

I was a few months to graduating from Art School we played German beer hall music and marched around my friends kitchen in parody of the fascism we perceived. To keep from crying. The dirty dealing with the hostage crisis and the contras was so evident.

[This time all you will be donning Guy Fawkes costumes.]

I've thought of what I'd do the night of the election: get drunk, scream, laugh, cry, dance in the streets when the nightmare is finally broken.

[I'm thinking you will be doing all of the above except laughing and dancing.]

If this sequence of events doesn't cause the Republican party to go the way of the Whigs, then I hold little hope for our survival as a nation.

[No Whig for Biden. Just hair plugs will do.]

I want them gone. Not to prison but sentenced and for them to be forced to walk into a crowd of people they victimized ALONE..Soon their bodies would just ripped apart by the furious mob.I hate them.If they want to be America's Mussolini's let them DIE like Mussolini did than.I want them and their cronies and all their ruthless kind to be put to an end forever.Prison is too kind for some psychopaths.

[Um...speaking of psychopaths...]

I hope we Americans have the balls to jail the criminals for a long, long time.

[That's what Plugs Biden said until he claimed he never said it.]

It is difficult to comprehend what has taken place in the last 28 years. The future sure hasn't turned out how I envisioned it as a young pre-Reagan adult.

[You envisioned this as a soviet socialist America run by commissars. Sorry things didn't work out as planned.]

Just about as curious for the current 'October Surprise.'

[Hmmm... Could the current 'October Surprise' be the revelation of a Joe Biden video that shows him as mentally unstable to an extreme degree? We shall see. Hee! Hee!]

I hope your words find their way to God's Ear. I am yearning for the day they finally get their comeuppance. A whole slew of them ought to be in jail for a LONG time. They are responsible for a world of hurt.

[And your's going to be in a world of hurt after watching a certain Joe Biden video. Hee! Hee!]

I Remember That Election So Clear I Was Just 21 And It Was My First Vote. I had eloped that March with an F-14 pilot from Miramar CA (really DUMB ASS move) and we were watching the Tee-Vee at one of the fighter jocks homes. There was a lot of whooping it up and carrying it on. Me I went into the bathroom and cried. I had cast my first vote for Carter and I knew Ronnie was gonna kill our American dream. Sitting on the toilet and sobbing at 21, please make it OK now. My heart has been broken for years over this.

[We have a toilet seat reservation for you for your Joe Biden video viewing. Hee! Hee!]

I remember that election well... it was my first. I thought the world was going to end when he won.

[It did end according to the liberal propaganda flick, "The Day After."]

Time to bury these f*ckers.

[Feel the love!]

I want every abusive greedy,manipulative,evil hearted,f*cking psychopath authoritarian piece of shit GONE. Every Last One. I HATE them.

[We just put on on the Post-Election watch list. No razor blades to be allowed into your ward.]

These bastards are going to hang them selves, and they deserve every bit of it.

[Remember, Hillary is our Ace In the Hole.]

I'm not one for schadenfruede...

[So you'll just have to settle for freudenschade...]

I want to believe there will be something standing when these sons-of-bitches finally flip over a losing hand.

[I'm holding a Joe Biden royal flush. Hee! Hee!]

I'm very depressed about the future. Can anyone offer some hope?

[A very entertaining Joe Biden video is sure to boost your spirits. Hee! Hee!]

Into the dustbin of history with you Reagan and all your fascist repukilcan kind. THE REPUKLICAN PARTY MUST DIE.

[Or this DUmmie will continue to remain institutionalized with this butterfly net.]

I couldn't sleep for days after Reagan was elected. Watching all the ensuing right wing glee was torture.

[Then you better keep your TV set off on election day, November 5.]

I'll never forget being in my high school's library when they announced the assassination attempt on Reagan. A low rumble of cheering burst throughout the building from a school that held over four thousand school kids.

[And that was the only time in your high school career when you got to be a cheerleader.]

30 Comments:

Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"I want every abusive greedy,manipulative,evil hearted,f*cking psychopath authoritarian piece of shit GONE. Every Last One. I HATE them."

Wow, so much hatred for their own Democrat Party's Senatorial contingent....

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anon 1:50 said...

...And they wonder why there is so much resistance to left-wing leadership.

To imagine people wandering the country with brains working like this; in full drama-queen, flaming, foulmouthed agony, is scary.

That is likely that many of these nits have a license to operate a motor vehicle? Doubly so.

I shall cast my ballot in November and hope for the best. If we are not victorious, I will help with the rebuilding effort and wait for next time.

That's all. It's just politics.

10:35 AM  
Blogger Tazzerman said...

What a bunch of envious buffoons.. My g-d. Needless to say, a LOT of those floating around on golden parachutes right now are Dems, not Repubs....

2:10 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Soon their bodies would be just ripped apart by the furious mob. I hate them...I want them and their cronies and all their ruthless kind to be put to an end forever...

Ushering in utopia is going to be a bloody business, but I'm sure the progressives are up to it.

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Shambhala said...

Anon 1:50 said:
I will help with the rebuilding effort and wait for next time.
That's all. It's just politics.


Thats my thoughts exactly. That is what a democracy is about. I will think somewhat less of this country's citizens if they do elect Obama, but such is life.

5:12 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

...as I once mentioned, they sat shiva for 50 years following Adlai's loss in 1952, but this is the fate of the Progressive.

Fifty years! While Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Sr., Clinton and Bush, Jr. scceeded to the Oval Office, these sad Progessives sat weeping for the noble Adlai...just like unreconstructed Confederates mourning the Lost Cause...and just as delusional.

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Too bad conservatives are the ones with all the guns.

5:19 PM  
Anonymous Ray said...

"The future sure hasn't turned out how I envisioned it as a young pre-Reagan adult."

I'm sure the Soviets are just as surprised as you are.

The Soviet Union is gone, Castro is dead, the Iraqis are free, as are the Afghanis, and even China has adopted commercialism. The future turned out pretty well, I'd say.

5:41 PM  
Blogger Benjamin said...

I'll never forget being in my high school's library when they announced the assassination attempt on Reagan. A low rumble of cheering burst throughout the building from a school that held over four thousand school kids.


WHat a load of tripe, add pathological liars to the list. Honestly, I've never seen a site as full of self serving lies and made up stories as DU

6:42 PM  
Anonymous Skully said...

These idiots think that if Obama wins that will somehow be the end of the GOP and Conservatism?? LOLOLOLOL!!!

It will make the GOP a full fledged opposition party and force it back to the Conservative principles that brought it to power in the first place. It was when the GOP turned from these principles that they got into trouble. The ability to take the party back from these Liberal RINOS would be a silver lining in the cloud of 0's presidency.

No my little DUmmie friends. We'll still be here should 0 win. And while we will be bummed out, kinda like when your team loses. But our world isn't based on who the "prez" is, I've gotta family to support so there will be no time for an emotional meltdown anyway. We're really not drama queens; were too busy paying taxes and keeping America running for that. So we'll just go on and keep working and keep the country running, while you celebrate the arrival of your Messiah. But don't get too comfy should the Obamanation win: Nov 5th starts the begining of the 2010 election cycle. Mid Term elections are just around the corner.

7:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you do useful work documenting these people. They are, literally, mentally ill.

A thread that talks of his recollection 28 years ago about the incipient 'fascist' Regan state- and he's still this stupid three decades later? Where was the Regan fascism? The prison camps, the murders of political enemies, the suspension of constitutional rule?

And then, IN THE SAME THREAD, we see an outpouring of murderous revenge fantasies about what they'd like to do to their opponents, pornographically describing LITERAL fascistic violence in the service of political ends, with utterly no sense of the hypocrisy and no self-awareness.

Incredible. Are they retarded, insane, profoundly stupid, what? What the hell is wrong with these people?

Frankly, I think Obama will win, so what? It sucks but IT'S JUST AN ELECTION. Jesus Christ, in 4 years there will be another. These idiots are talking like some dumbo Chicago senator getting a shot at the presidency is a green light for their very own little kristalnicht. Might I remind you imbeciles, it's the CONSERVATIVES who have most of the guns? You want a civil war? How long do you little pansies think you'd last?

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This crisis falls squarely in the lap of ACORN, CRA, Maxine Waters, Chris Dodd, And, yes, Barack Obama. They can only hope to play out the clock now.

http://ca.youtube.com/user/TheMouthPeace

9:44 PM  
Anonymous john galt said...

It will make the GOP a full fledged opposition party and force it back to the Conservative principles that brought it to power in the first place. It was when the GOP turned from these principles that they got into trouble. The ability to take the party back from these Liberal RINOS would be a silver lining in the cloud of 0's presidency.

Check your premise -- the Right betrayed conservatism long before the term RINO was invented.

http://www.mises.org/store/Betrayal-of-the-American-Right-The-P434.aspx

10:02 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

anon 9:03PM

Well said. It's an old leftist trick, denounce the "crimes" of your opponents and then use them as an excuse for the suspension of rights, the gulags, the terror and the killing fields.

I think a lot of DUmmies are profoundly sick individuals.

10:06 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Think I was exaggerating about my frequent references to DUmmie Chekhist squads liquidating EVIL conservatives?" PJ

Think RepubliDUm Chekhist squads haven't actually pulled it off? Give me a DUmmie equivalent to OK City. Atlanta. When it comes to domestic terrorism, you guys are the shit. Not that it matters.

This scary stuff meme is also getting old. Empty. The constant drone of fear has become comedic. The stuff of jokes. Palin's reference to "Putin raising his head..." has achieved the ever-lasting iconic status as one of the funniest things you'll ever see in your whole life. And most of you think she'd be fine as president. It's unbelievable. Astoundingly unbelievable.

Therefore, my first (and I hope last) troglamatum: Anyone thinking Palin could run the country is demented (most likely because they're eating poisonous Alaskan root crops, as documented in "Into the Wild").

OK? Can we agree? A little bipartisan love, maybe?

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

She ran Alaska pretty well. But then I guess Obama did pretty good to as the governor of... oh, right. He's never been executive, governor or mayor of anything at all. He wrot two books though.. oh wait, they were about himself and his feelings.

His Resume is hanging out with Chicago crooks, bigots and terrorists, that and bankrupting the Annenberg challenge. He has never run ANYTHING.

ANYTHING, YOU IDIOT. And you complain about Palin? You people are mentally ill.

2:16 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

The only thing he's run that I know of is his mouth. And unless it's scripted, not so good.

5:13 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

"(most likely because they're eating poisonous Alaskan root crops, as documented in "Into the Wild")."

Actually I have read that, troglafool, and it wasn't roots, nor a crop, but wild seed pods as I recall. I swear to God, you can't get anything right. Well, at least it makes you an extremely reliable barometer, in a contra-indication sort of way.

8:35 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

"... Give me a DUmmie equivalent to OK City. ..." -t-man

McVeigh and Nichols were aided, abetted, and equipped by one of Saddam's agents.

http://www.aim.org/aim-report/aim-report-an-islamist-connection-to-okc-bombing-april-b/

The DUmmie equivalent would be PETA and Earth First! these days, but Weather Underground, and SLA, in the 60s.

10:12 AM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

Give me a DUmmie equivalent to OK City. Atlanta...

Right now all the bloody DUmmie speak is the rhetoric of frustrated basement dwellers. But let's see what happens if (shudder) Barry gets elected and unleashes the DUmmie jugend.

3:40 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"His Resume is hanging out with Chicago crooks, bigots and terrorists" anon

"McVeigh and Nichols were aided, abetted, and equipped by one of Saddam's agents." elrond

"It's an old leftist trick, denounce the "crimes" of your opponents and then use them as an excuse for the suspension of rights, the gulags, the terror and the killing fields." elrond again

"McVeigh and Nichols were aided, abetted, and equipped by one of Saddam's agents." mr galt

"But let's see what happens if (shudder) Barry gets elected and unleashes the DUmmie jugend." elrond once again

I think elrond meant 'jungend' but who the hell knows anymore. Maybe he's got a magic jug hidden somewhere. Psychotic bastards. Listen to yourselves! A bunch of putrified, pussified, petrified penguins. How any of you could pose as anyone's "daddy" is a seriously sick fuckin concept. You all need to drop the 'daddy' thing. Really, you do. Susie's basement is more the place for you. You obviously need more mommy (and the breast-feeding...let me tell you - the best in town. Hands down).

12:18 AM  
Anonymous john galt said...

Sounds like t-man's been hitting the magic jug again.

2:36 PM  
Anonymous elrond hubbard said...

t-man,

A German lesson:

jung: young
jugend: youth

Plus, you misquoted me, I never said McVeigh, had Iraqi connections.

Schmuck. (look it up, it applies perfectly to you)

3:30 PM  
Anonymous HockeyKid said...

I find this thread to be hilarious! I was one of those leftie kids in 1980, making fun of Reagan. Then I got out of high school, only to discover my liberal alcoholic father had imbibed my college fund, and I was on my own. After working for a couple of years, I enlisted in the Air Force in order to make something of myself. After I got out, I went to work for the final days of the Reagan White House. I had grown up, and Ronaldus Maximus was my hero. I still keep the letter he wrote to us upon his departure from the White House, along with his picture, on the wall of my office.

These nutroots that are still crying over Carter's loss have clearly never grown up.

3:42 PM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Plus, you misquoted me, I never said McVeigh, had Iraqi connections." elrond

You're right. It was galt, again. My bad. It is my wish that the god of forgiveness bathes you forever in her eternal light.

3:05 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"Barry gets elected and unleashes the DUmmie jugend." elrond

Jugend. Right again. The spelling, not the idea. I have to admit that I've been a supreme dumbshit this week. I'm off my game.

3:16 AM  
Anonymous susieq2cute said...

You're off your meds!

5:27 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You're off your meds!" susie

Am I? And how would you know? Share with me, if you will, your diagnostic experience in knowing whether one was on or off their meds. I have a feeling you could do it, susie.

4:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think RepubliDUm Chekhist squads haven't actually pulled it off? Give me a DUmmie equivalent to OK City. Atlanta. When it comes to domestic terrorism, you guys are the shit. Not that it matters.

Wow! Deep thots, luser! Bring up a couple of lone wackos. Yeah, you got depth luser.

Try (under leftist/Marxist color of authority) Ruby Ridge. Yeah, the execution of an unarmed woman with baby in arms. Hell, things like you probably think she deserved it for not aborting the baby.

Try (ALSO under leftist/Marxist color of authority) the incineration of women and children in Waco TX.

You lefties are like the Short-bus kids. A waste of skin...

Peet

9:34 AM  
Anonymous troglaman said...

"You lefties are like the Short-bus kids. A waste of skin...Peet"

How thoughtful.

I hope it's becoming at least a little bit clearer why you dumbshits are being called, well, dumbshits. When does it become obvious to even you?

2:58 AM  

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