Tuesday, August 03, 2010

DUmmies Defend Democrat Culture of Corruption

"We're going to drain the swamp!" So declared Nancy "Stretch" Pelosi when she became Speakerette of the House, the implication being that it was the Rethuglicans who would be the drainees. Remember how the Dems were decrying the "culture of corruption"? Well, since then, it turns out that there is more than a little problem with the DEMOCRAT Culture of CorruptionĀ®. William "Cold Cash" Jefferson, anyone? And now add Good Time Charlie Rangel and Mad Maxine Waters to the list. Of course, compounding Queen Nancy's dilemma is that to bring discipline against these sleazy pols is to open oneself up to cries of "That's racist!" and thus risk offending the party's most loyal voting bloc. And November is only three months away.

So how do the DUmmies react? Do they want to see their party cleaned up by going after their own dirty dealers? Think again. No, this is all a racist, corporatist, DLC plot to go after progressives. Witness this
THREAD, "Ethics panel to charge California Rep. Waters," and this THREAD, "Are ethics charges against Rangel & Waters purge of progressives?"

So let us now enter the Slough of Despond, that miry swamp lying on the border of DUmmieland and DC, in Bolshevictim Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charlie Henrickson, ready to expel Charlie Rangel from the honorable League of Charlies, is in the [brackets]:

Ethics panel to charge California Rep. Waters

["Rep." must stand for "Republican," right?]

A House investigative panel has decided to charge Democratic Rep. Maxine Waters of California with ethics violations. . . .

[Wha--WHAA??? A DEMOCRATIC with ethics problems?? Imposssible!]

Waters has been under investigation for a possible conflict of interest involving a bank that was seeking federal aid. Her husband owned stock in the bank.


New York Democrat Rep. Charles Rangel also faces an ethics trial this fall. . . .

[NO! Can't be!]

on separate charges that included failure to disclose assets and income, nonpayment of taxes. . . .

[Charlie's Angles.]

and doing legislative favors for donors to a college center named after him.

[The Quid Rangel at the University of Taxes-El Passo.]

Both Waters and Rangel are prominent members of the Congressional Black Caucus.

[They're Caucusians. . . . And now to the DUmmie comments . . .]

Sometimes the Swamp Must be DRAINED no matter the hurt/cost. . . .


The House Ethics Office is a joke. It's rotten from the head down.

[And it's run by . . . wait for it . . . DEMOCRATS!]

Well, then go after Pelosi who names the Democratic members of the committee. If it's a joke, it's her joke.

I knew Maxine in Sacramento, one of the most ethical folks around.

[Doesn't say much for Sacramento, does it?]

And yet the Bush/Cheney crimes not only go unpunished, but uninvestigated. . . .

[I thought Rove was indicted, no?]

So who is behind this?

[ROVE, of course! From behind bars!]

Why the attacks on high profile African-American reps?

[It's ethic cleansing, I tell you!]

What next? New charges against Barry Bonds?

[No, he's been Cleared.]

Posthumous charges against Michael Jackson?

[No, they're only going after blacks.]

"No benefit, no improper action, no failure to disclose, no one influenced: no case." That's what she said. . . .

["No justice, no peace!" That's what I say. . . . Now to the other DUmmie thread . . .]

Are ethics charges against Rangel & Waters purge of progressives?

[It's a prog pogrom!]

We are slowly being taken over. The next election we will have a choice between voting for the Right or the Far Right, your choice. Any errors in the way we vote will be corrected by the No Audit Possible Electronic Touch Screen Voting Machines (NAPETSVM).

[DUmmieland has been taken over by the No Evidence Needed Idiotic Out of Touch Posting Maroons (NENIOTPM).]

it's hard to believe these two Democrats are especially corrupt enough to single out in this way.


I see your "purge" and raise you a "racially motivated."

[The Race Card is played.]

Charlie is not going to roll over. . . .

[Unless it's on his lounge chair at the beach.]

He doesn't seem to have violated any franking rules. And he knows where all the bodies are.

[benburch is worried about his buddy Barney.]

what these two have done is very small potatoes and it looks like a concerted effort against black members.

[They're being disenfrenchfried!]

Charlie stayed in Harlem, always working to make life better for his constituents and they in turn elected him with 80-90% of their votes. . . .

[Sometimes 120-130%.]

He will be mildly rebuked, but the wingnuts will use it as election year fodder against all Democrats. . . .

[I can see November from my house! Hee! Hee!]


Anonymous susieq2cute said...

Yeah, Dummies, it's racism, pure and simple. Rangel and Waters are being persecuted by the dems because they're black. Keep playing that meme. Blacks are the dems biggest voting block (the other one being idiots). So,go ahead, alienate them. It's going to be bad enough for you dummies come November. Hey, here's some rope....is that enough to hang yourselves?

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"He doesn't seem to have violated any franking rules. And he knows where all the bodies are."-DUmmie

Al franking?

7:21 PM  
Anonymous krazy kat said...

"So who is behind this?"

Nancy Pelosi and the White House.

It's that simple, but it's too simple for DUmmies who never let reality interfere with a good
conspiracy theory.

7:47 PM  
Anonymous Elrond Hubbard said...


Indeed, why would Democrats want to alienate their largest and most loyal voting bloc with elections just three months away? An obvious question, but one none of the DUmmies on either thread asks.

But, through all the dispair, DUmmie nitwit "Judesedit" sees an opportunity for payback:

"Horny Justice Thomas and his tea party wife should be next."

Right on! Sic the House Ethics Committee on "Long Dong Silver" and his tea-bagging wife! And don't forget Rove and Bushler!

8:49 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"Charlie stayed in Harlem, always working to make life better for his constituents..."

And without Chuckles worked his a$$ off, black unemployment up there would be 50 %!!!!!



9:26 PM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Speaker Moonbat and the rest of her DSA minions will go after Tax Cheat Rangle and Mad Maxine Waters because they don't really care if someone claims it's racist.

Now since that seems insane, you have to understand the following:

Since 1964, blacks have thrown the vote almost completely to the Democratic Party, now known as the Democratic Socialist Party of America (DSA). If memory serves, the DSA candidates usually get 85% of the black vote and more often than not, over 90%.

Let's say you are Chairman of the DSA. When one voting block gives you that much support, you know that there is almost nothing that will make them vote for the other side. They might stay home and not show up, but you can rest assured that you have 9 of every 10 who do in your hip pocket.

So, since you've successfully made your opponent (the GOP) look like racists maniacs, you can pretty much do whatever you like - including going after Rangle and Waters. After all, if screwing a black candidate for governor of NY over and screwing Maynard Jackson out of the job of Chairman of the DSA didn't make blacks turn on you, then nailing the hides of Rangle and Waters to the wall won't do it either. Until something of planet-shattering significance occurs collectively to that voting block, they are good little lapdogs to the DSA and they will continue to get nothing to show for it.

2:07 AM  
Anonymous DumbAss Tanker said...

Well said, Jerome. Of course that's why so many have used the plantation analogy in talking about the Dem relationship to the Black vote.

I have to say the use of the term 'Progressive' troubles me, the Dems have certainly made a good move in owning the language with that one. What they actually stand for is freeloading, not progress, but the until the Republicans can learn another name for single-operator manual earth excavator...

8:26 AM  
Anonymous Corona said...

"Charlie stayed in Harlem, always working to make life better for his constituents..."

And look at just how happy they are. Hey, let's all go party in Harlem.

9:22 AM  
Anonymous Jerome Goolsby said...

Tanker, you're dead right about that "Progressive" tag. There is nothing about the DSA that is progressive. They adopted that when "liberal" got them ID'd in the voters eyes for political defeat.

It is way past time to identify the DSA for what it is - an Anti-American group who seeks only personal glory and power and desires to rule rather than government at the behest of the citizenry.

12:26 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

"I have to say the use of the term 'Progressive' troubles me"

Then do what I do.

Every time, and I mean EVERY time, you reference a "progressive" or a "liberal", use the correct term: reactionary leftist.

Reactionary left-fascist works, too.

1:51 PM  
Blogger TANSTAAFL said...

Oh, and PJ, from now on, Nancy Pelosi is "the Swamp Thing".

Too funny.

1:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"it's hard to believe these two Democrats are especially corrupt enough to single out in this way."

You mean we're grading on a curve?

12:14 AM  

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