DUmmies Massage Al Gore Sex Charges
Al Gore sex investigation to be re-opened, say Portland police
[Which is why Algore suddenly hid his assets in an LLC to protect from lawsuits.]
An investigation into claims of sexual assault by former U.S. vice president Al Gore is to be re-opened, Portland police said Wednesday.
[Once again it was the National Enquirer, NOT the MSM, which broke this story.]
The move came after the massage therapist that accused Gore of mauling her in a hotel room in late 2006 was identified as Molly Hagerty.
[Forgive Al Gore. He just needed the release of his "chakra."]
In a statement Wednesday, police officials said: "The Portland Police Bureau has made the decision to re-open the case regarding the allegations brought forward against Mr. Al Gore.
[AFTER the National Enquirer published the details. FUn Fact: Your humble correspondent once sold a story to the NE. All it took was spending a day of research at the library.]
"Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time."
[They won't be commenting but let us now look at the DUmmie comments about Al Gore which is sort of permitted under Skinner's new GroupThink rules.]
Oh boy just in time for the elections. Coincidence?
[Are you sure the massage therapist wasn't Karl Rove?]
What's Al running for?
[He just wanted a warming of his globals.]
How is it ok for you to disrespect former Vice President Gore but no one can say one bad word about Obama?
[Why don't you ask Skinner that? He's the one who came up with the ridiculous GroupThink rules.]
It could exonerate him and show the MT for the fraud she might be
[Better check with the DNA of the vice-presidue.]
THis is just too Paula Jones for me to take seriously.
[Is that you, Bill Clinton?]
certainly she writes well for a masseuse - sounds like Rover hired a xxx novelist for the job
[Rover faxed her the script from a Kinko's in Amarillo.]
she said that her friends encouraged her to keep quiet, that they were the Birkenstock Tribe (all very liberal, including her).
I for one believe Al to be celibate
[Is that you, Tipper?]
and a pair of pant's with al's "goo" on them.
Our great former President Al Gore is not a person who would do such a thing.
[He would never lose his precious bodily fluids.]
This stinks of Rove.
[Rove paranoia continues its hilarious path in DUmmieland.]
I agree that it has Kove written all over it.
[But of course. Just hold that thought until the nurse arrives with your lithium treatment.]
I believe her entire story and effort were created by GOP operatives to tarnish Al Gore in 2006, in case he was thinking about running in 2008 for president. Preemptive action.
[The main thing "tarnished" was the massage therapist's pants.]
I wouldn't be surprised if those rethug bastards are worried Gore will run & win because of the BP gusher.
[Apparently there was an AG gusher which ended up on the therapist's pants.]
whats wrong with a LITTLE Rub and tug
[The Ben Burch Special.]